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T HELP WANTED—FEMALE Ladies Attention: Representative for Bismarck and Mandan for the Dr.|! Kirk’s Stayless Health Corset, a garment that supplies the long felt need of every woman, large or small. A wondérful seller. Also a line of ladies silk hosiery. Write E. G. Roban, 518-1st Avenue No. Fargo, N. D. 7-28—1t. Wanted—Lady or man of fair edu- cation, living in or gut of Bis- marck, to travel. $40 per week’ and under Ads over 25 words, 2¢ tional per word. insertion same day. Mess Cook Wanted at Standing Rock Agency School, Fort Yates, North Dakota. For information write to the Principal. 1-24-1w. WOMAN cook wanted at once at Rex Hotel, Beulah, N. Dak. 1-26-lw PHONE 32 FOR SALE OR RENT HOUSES AND FLATS - | FOR RENT—Completely furnished downstairs, full 2 Insertions, 25 words or expenses. Write J, A. Alexander, CLASSIFIED DISPLAY Gen, Del., Bismarck, “N. Dak. RATES _ TEACHERS WANTED —> it he ip etc 7 = 1 Pe n At ee (eee cevince Cope gs he Mart a ‘eachers Agency, al ‘ity, y Nd Tee te tora ceived by 12 o'clock to insure THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Tribune Classified. Advertisements tion, 25 words or 18 25 addi- ———— FOR SALE—8 room modern home, including 5 bed rooms, oak finish basement, porch, hot water heat, east front, fine apartment, 1% blocks from P, 0.| trees, well seentea near to schools private entrance. Reasonable.| --one of the West homes in Bis- Also one light housekeeping | marck ’ room and sleeping room. Phone | At. a bargain 6 room part- 464-R, 7-26-1w | ly modern home, south front, 75 FOR RENT—Modern furnished | foot frontage, well located, barn apartment, one, two and three on property, for $1500. — . rooms. Apply F. W. Murphy.| § Feom new bungalow, including 4 Phone 852 4-30-tf| 3 bed rooms, east front, near school, hot water heat, -fin five room modern apartment with &wo large porches. Woodmansee Apts. Apply Harris & Woodmansce. 6-19-tf FOR RENT— Modern House, 4 rooms and Bath. Immediate Possession. $40 per month. Address P. 0. Box 716. 7-28—8t. FOR RENT—Modern house, close in. Inqujre at Manager's office, Tele- phone Co. or phone 1000. $ 7-10-tf FOR RENT—Strictly modern apart- ment in Rose Apartments. Apply F. W. Murphy, Phone 852. 4-30-tf FOR RENT—4 room partly mod- ern house located on 9th Street with garage. Phone 468-R. 610 __Thayer St. _ a UB 8b TO LET—Completely furnished mo- - $30.00 per month, Geo. M., ter. 6. HELP WANTED—MAL! sd—Man ani , OF aged woman, for position faym. Write Box 663, Bism D, Wi DRESSMAKING per day. Call 949, 01 Si Mrs, D. Hawley, Gen Del. SALESMAN and basement for $6,000 on term 6 room modern house for rent for porch 2 middle on a arck, N. 7-28—3t. —— DRESSMAKING | WANTED—$2.00 7-25-3t. = te it modern furnished house, close in. 7-28—3t. {Now is the time to have your car- WORK WANTED penter work done. Let me figure with you on that proposed new house of yours and remodelling that old one—or any repair work. Tiomas \ennings, Carpenter & Builder. Phone 442-M. Call even- ings, 7-2 Mrs. Peter Rennnich calls for w ing. Phone 557-J, 305-16th It was time for me to go to work. Seated at my table just removed sipping my vermouth, I arrived re- luctantly at this conclusion. Not that poverty pressed me! On the contrary, from the proceeds of a certain bit of legerdemain there re- mained to me, after paying my pass: age across the Atlantic, my expenses in Paris these last three months, and restoring my wardrobe to its present satisfactory condition, some once for complete details of our | te" thousand dollars. Certainly nitioni? (Toa To | benefitted by the exchange, I could trobeaeen a homsens'hope to live decently: for’ another six months at least. BUSINESS CHANCES Not so long ago, I:would have been FOR SALE: Oil station and Ac. | Vetioved at assurance of financial cessory business. We will hold | Security for six weeks, or even six open for sale two weeks only,|4#¥8: Indced, sufficient food in my our entire business. At the end stomach to keep hunger away for six .of twe weeks all our contracts | hours was a rare condition with me. will be entered into for the com-| But our ideas change with our ing year and we will not then AGENTS WANTED IF YOU “know something about automobiles and have any abil- ity at all as a salesman, you can make $40 to $80-a week selling | our unique device for saving ga: oline and removing carbon. Thou- sands of enthusiastic users all over the world. Write or wire at changing prosperity. Let those who think that the mind governs mater- ial things ponder this obvious re: verse. I am, I think, one who makes up his mind quickly, and act imme- diately. Certainly when I had de- cided that I would rather live a thief than starve an honest man, I had acted instantly. Let me say, in parenthesis, that I had not yet ar- FOR SALEPool room in a live Tived at regret for that decision, 1 This is the best paying prop tion in Bismarck and we invite your inspection. Our only rea- son for selling is that we have} other business in another state that we would like to devote more of our time to. Phone 187 by cat at 800 Main St., Copyright tue Club ov Onme-eyed! Mien from the throngs on the sidewalk,\ | North Dakota town with popula. |#¢ted, in this perhaps less import tion of 1,000, with four tables |2%t matter, as suddenly as I had act- and fixtures. i ed on that evening when I had ed an airy farewell to the traditions of all the Ainsleys, of whom I, John, was the first to turn to crime. I raised my finger, and an atten- tive garcon leaped to my table. 1 paid him for my aperitif, rose, and | with one stride was mingled with the crowd that surged from the Place de l'Opera up the Boulevard des Capucines. It an observa- tion of the’ individuals who: made up the crowd that had brought me to de. 7-26-8t SEVEN PERC T and Safety with our First Mortgage R S 1 Gold Bonds. Cas! ment Plan. $100, $500 & $1,000 denominations. Choice of matur- ities from 1 year up. Issued by a firm of investment bankers with a record of 39 years without loss of principal or interest to a dern home. Rent moderate. Tel. 498-R. 621 3rd St. 7-15-t£ FOR RENT—Two apartments fully equipped for light housekeeping. TAILORING and overcoats at $12.50. SALESMAN — proposition for 5 “go-getter” sales- men in Bismarck territory. Snappy Suits Biggest Phone 794-W. 1-12-tf| commissions. Guaranteed for two FOR RENT—Five room house part:| years. Call Sales manager Room ly modern, close in. Phone 647.| 322, McKenzie for appointment. , 1-28-5t. ese Gees ‘ | We need a few more salesmen own- ing cars to sell our established y e ROOMS FOR RENT 4 FOR RENT—Large front room well + ventilated. Large closet. Nicely furnished, suitable for two. Also large front room on ground floor with kitchenette, screened porch, line of oils and paints. territory and Write or phone R. T. Sw: Kenzie Hotel, Bismarck, Desirable list of customers furnished. Interstate Oil Company, in, Mi 1-24-1w SALESMAN ATTENTI want two live salesmen ti national advertised line. furnished. Phone 883. 217 8th | St. 7-9-tf ON-I 0 sell a No one 3 Modern Rooms completely fur- but hustl i nished for light housekeeping on} Box 6B1 Sree anely, ae main floor, water, gas and sink 2 pains , in kitchenette. Also the use of _ Vacuum and washing maching. Call | LAND \ 523 7th Street or phone 487W.| OR SALE—Some rare bargains nee os 7-25-3t. For Rent—Light housekeeping rooms in modern house, furnished, with hot and cold water and gas to cook with. 621-Gth St. Phone 619-W i 7-26-3t. \,FOR RENT—Modern room for two “with board also electric range for country and then come to lose at present values, write insurance. in farm land and city property. Go out and take a look at the see me and buy something. You can’t T also F. E. Young. 7-28-1w ———— AUTOMOBILE—MOTORCYCLES le. Phone 367 SS SaRG eR Hada neaivesnu ote FOR SALE—Ford speedster. At. = - & water-Kent system. To and FOR RENT—Well furnished room| Windshield. Goodyear Cords on with kitchenette for light house-} roar. Motometer and shock ab- keeping. Phone 273, 411 5th’St.| sorbers. New paint. $200 cash. 7-28--1 w.| Write Tribune No. 793. \ FOR RENT—Two large well fumish- ‘ 7-28. A ed sleeping rooms in clean quiet | FOR SALE—1924 Hup Special T 405 5-St. home. Phone 836-M. ing car. eA 1-28—l.w Good as new. For Rent—Two rooms nicely furnish- ed in a strictly modern home, Run less than 3000 miles. Cash or good paper. Address P. 0, Box 448, Bismarck. 7-25-3t, single customer. Write Forman | cision. 1009 5th. St. Bismarck for par-| For it was springtime, and the icular: 7-16-2wk | world had come to Paris. From my ‘OR SALE—Northeast Quarter | Place at the table I had seen for- tunes in furs and jewels pass by: The profitecrs of all the world were jhere; and their wives and daughters and mistresses flaubted the suctess of their males before the others of their kind. Swarthy Argentinians grow rich in beef and hides, shining-eyed Span- iards who had traded while Europe Section Burleigh 26, Town 113, Range 79 County; all tillable wheat land close to Wilton ele- vator; wheat crop next year should almost pay for it; am too far away to look after it. Write “Owner” 617 North Be wood Drive Los Angeles, California. 7-22-8t. FO ine corner. lot, 60x160 bled, munitions-makers from Eng- in the best residence: district in| md and America—they rode and walked the streets of Paris, gross, and see By partial excava- | ule mend ee As, after a ie n made. Price and terms right. | Tific » strange es a Address 757 Tribune, Bismarck. N, {from the depths and float offensive- D. 4-19-tf|!¥ upon the “surface of the sca, so Potts Tete hone EhouSAn Al’ “The sight of them, obese and onn-| Brandedon left hip, seven Bar lent, made me realize that it w soventaiOwnenicanihave the same | time for me to set about the acquis ay [ Mechone | tion of some of their more merchant- by paying damages., Telephene able gauds. Not that I intended to : G earls prey directly upon these nouveaux FOR SALE—New 12-20 Oil Pull, | riches! But where the carrion lies. alse Boab Coa ear the vulture flies. It was toward the pate r, “2 ne en tur is tal gripping choic Flour City with plows, 1-35 H, P.|Vutuze his talons gripping choi . that I would bend my Steam Engine. E. Ruble, 4 ° 2 do Drisccll, D. 7-26-3t I would let the culture do y all the unpleasant work, and I would For Sale—One Aultman Taylor Gai reap his profit. Tractor, One Minneapolis 56 r a 56) For do not think that I had spent Separator. In first class shape. Will! these months in Paris in mere stupid sell ch Otterstrom Bro gratification of appetites that had 7-2 been balked so long by poverty. It Three male p is true that I had indulged in sundry from good cattle dogs, $10 each | luxuries and pleasures, that I had Heelers. C. H. Burtts, 8 Broad-|lived once more as a gentleman way, Bismarck, N. D. should live, unharrassed by soiling economies; but I had devoted mysclf studiously to thought of the future. That that future must be outside the«law I had determined. My first venture into crime had yielded 1 Bismarck, Paving, sewer, water 7-26-3t. WANTED—-$3,500 as first mort: gage loan on first class city r idence. Hedden Agency. Phone 0. Phone 599. 723-3rd St. FOR RENT—One large room for one or two gentlemen: Roard, 406-6th St. undred eighty. Tribune. FOR SALE—New Chevrolet rior Sedan run 800 miles seven Write No. 795, Su- 7-26-8t profit so great, for such slight effort and risk, that I never for # moment considered anything but continuing upon the cureer that the FOR SALE—Fumed oak dining room set and other household ar- ticles. Apply 416 Thayer. Phone 622. 7-23-1w Nicely furnished rooms for ront by the week or month Call 307 Front| car i St. 7-26—2t.| dition. ' m. ‘a first class mechani ‘Have Your Newspaper Files or Magazines Bound v Newspapers or individuals can x have their newspaper files or maga- zines or other material bound at the Tribune’s Bindery. At Right Prices, Let us figure ori your next order of binding. / _ BISMARCK TRIBUNE BINDERY FOR SALE—Buick Six touring ical con- Phone 1094-M after 5 p. *9-26-3t needs of existence had made me choose. For understand that these are not the penitent confessions of a paltry pickpocket, they are the narratives of an artist. * In the apartment which I had rented, on the Rue Daunou, I had deliberately studied my problem. I had acquired all the literature deal- ing with criminals that I could find. And I came to the inevitable con- clusion that the so-called — super- criminal had never existed. For al-j ways the histories of these persons ended with the accounts of their ar- rests and convictions to punishments and ize bicycle. R. R. No, 1.: Box 8 7-26—I1t. panial ch. Ed Button, Burnstad, N. D. 7-23-1w FOR SALE—Deering Binder used two seasons. J. E. Chesak, 13 mi. S. E. of Bismarck. 1-24-1wk. For Sale—Ice Box, Roll Top desk, Typewriter, Check protector. 406- 9th St, C. W. Henzler. ‘7-28—2t. FOR SALE—Baby. buggy, good as For Sale.—Men’s size bicycle want to buy a boy's Phone 588-M. too unpleasant to contemplate. A gan’ tise Ubrary table. Phone | cupercriminal should be one who ee “lescaped the law completely, who FOR SALE—Furniture at the Hare) died when his time came, full of Block, 8111-2 Main. 6-4-tf. riches as well as sin. Yet some of these men had shown a talent for crime that approached genius, I asked myself why they had finally failed, why, at the end in the dock, they had heard the judgment of society. The answer was obvious; no man can be stronger or cleverer than all the forces of all society. The man, then, who antagonizes these forces is a fool. A fool must fall in what ever he attempts. But the man who recognizes the difficulties before him and takes precautions that will mini- mize these difficulties, increases his chance of success. I had seen one sample of the spe- cies termed supercrook, and I knew my self to be, in every possible way, more capable of success-in his pro- fession than he. If, then, I had jmore ability than he, and if I so directed my energies and efforts that I would run the least risk of antagonizing the police, it seemed to me that with a bit of luck, there was no reason’ why I should not} prove the exception to the rule, and, The camera has caught the falling] forever avoid exposure. steeple of old St, Toh ‘Church in Study, in the'seclusion of my Salina, Kas., suspendéd.in mid-air. | Paris apartment, informed me that, Each brick in’ the church, which | while I could hardly hope to im- hag ibeen razed to make room for a| Prove upon the methods of some of more : puthitng, -ceteaents the more famous of the historical a 10-cent “contribution” made by |supercrooks, I could, by «pplymé members when the ‘structure. was | their methods in a different fashion, ‘built 30° years. ago, avoid their errors. For the crook -FALEING! Somers Ro 1994. NEA Service Inc * has no friends; neither has he any the of recourses of the en. If your reput- merchant is robbed, he lain to the nearest authority, ordin: and immediately all of society complicated legal machinery is s to work in his behalf. But if the thief is robbed, where may he look for redress? « Yo prey upon thieves; that should be my career, To wait until: the vulture rose from the carrion and then to take from him his tidbits; that was my plan. I would work alone, having neither confederates nor confidants. 4 And now the sight of all this wealth paraded before me spurred me to action, Crooks were fatten- ing upon these parvenus. Every day the Paris papers told of robber The New York papers which Ir ceived regularly told of the continu- ance of the crime-wave there. Every where in the world thieves were ply- ing their trade. I had mapped out my course of action; good living had restored by muse and nérves to their former viger; it was time | for me to go to work. I ked acro: the VOpera and entered a steamship gency. By at fortune a room and bath h surrendered halt an hour, ago, was possible for me to obtain it. So I left there in twenty minutes, the possessor of a ticket which entitled me to sail later for Cherbourg on Place de rse it was necessary for y my trade in my own coun- is true that I had a smat- ring of French, but I did not con- verse easily in that language. I would he handicapped at the outset, if 1 dealt with French crimin: Thera was, it is true, a certain risk in returning to New York. My first venture inte theft had been at the expense of Daragon, the Fifth Avenue jeweler. But it was not a certainty that Daragon knew who had robbed him. Moreover, looking at myself in the gilt-bordered mirror in my bedroom on the Rue Daunou, I seriously doubted if Daragon would be able to recognize me. On the evening that I had abstracted from his pocket the ring which had brought me funds wherewith once again to live like a gentleman, m hair had been long and unkept, m cheeks sunken and ghastly whit Now there were no hollows under my ¢ ; my flesh was firm, and my in was red with health, Then I had looked like a consumptive; n I looked like an athlete, I could discount any fears of recognition by the jeweler. And there were just as many per- sons of ill-gotten wealth in New York as there were in Paris. I was not narrowing my opportunities by returning to a country with which L was familiar. Indeed, as I contem- plated my return, I wished that I had never left New York. For now that I planned activity, it did not seem as feasible, as simple as it had scemed when I was merely studying the carcers of masters of crime. I suddenly wondered, as I sat in my window, just when, where and how I would begin my operations. For it is easy enough to speculate idly, to ascertain the weaknes whereby others have failed, to sur- vey the future, to state that one will do this and avoid that but actuality differs from speculation. After all, a client must come to a lawyer before the attorney can demonstrate that other lawyers err in their handling of cases, the patient must come to the doctor before the physician can prove his new theory of diagnosis; and opportunity must come to me} before I could begin the practice of my new profession. Up to now, living comfortably and lazily, I had not given much thought to practice; I had devoted myself to theory. But the sight of all the wealth exhibited in the Place de} VOpera this spring afternoon had given a fillip to ambition. I ha ed immediately. But having to the extent of purchasing trans- portation to New York, I began to wonder to what purpose. (Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc.) | MANDAN NEWS TO BUILD FOR SELF Plans for immediate construction of a new brick business building were announced by Chas, Toman, Jr., up- on the same property where his tailoring establishment is located on First Ave N. W. : The building will be two stories with a full basement, 25 by 40 feet in size, full plate glass' front with # doorway at the sidewalk line leading to the second floor. ‘The front will be of Hebron br: : HAIL LOSS WAS LIMITED Wm, Pekema, who farms the Sul- livan and’ Hanley ranch near Flash- er, was a Mandan visitor recently. Mr. Pekema reports the loss of a 80 acre field of corn in the hail storm of Tuesday, and had a Hol- stein cow killed by lightning. He says, however, that the hail took but a narrow strip of grain and that all small grains in that vicinity promise a wonderful yield. Wheat wil: go from: 25 to 40 bushels to the acre, according to Mr. Pekema. He will start today cutting rye, which prom- ises a fine yield. ‘Barley will be cut as soon as he finishes with the rye, and by Friday he expects to start cutting wheat. Harvest will be gen- eral by August 1. ed phone pole and the Word car he wasl the foreh driving was turned turtle and badly] and bru wrecked. Greiner was picked up by Geo, Eckroth of Mandan who happon- ed to be passing and was brought ad and numerous sprains land. While in the east Mr, Hirtgen will attend to his fall buying, SUMMER DISH Sliced cucumbers and canned sal- mon dressed with French or mayon- to the ci The car was badly! Hubert left Sunday morning for New| naise dressing make a very good smashed. Greiner received a cut on | York City, making the trip over-| main dish for a summer luncheon. : a MOMNPOP fe Blowing Bubbles WELL, IT’S NOW NINE O'CLOCK q AND I HAVE WRITTEN TEN CONTRACTORS FOR THEIR BIDS ON SINKING MY OIL WELL ~ ALREADY I'VE STARTED ONE OF THE BIGGEST UNDER-| TAKINGS IN THE HISTORY OF MY FAMILY TREE - DRIVE TO Mr. and Mrs. J. W, Hintgen and son Ww YORK By Taylor IN SIX MONTHS THE POP GUND OIL CO. WILL. BE SHIPPING CARLOADS - OF REFINED OIL - GASOLINE AND PETROLEUM JELLY To REMOTE PARTS OF THE ONIMERSE - I'LL HAVE A SPECIAL TRAIN OF 500 CARS PAINTED RED AND WHITE WHICH WILL MAKE THE EYES OF JOHN DEE TURN GREEN WIth OE rae. = FINANCIAL | ASSISTANCE, THEN WHEN L LEAN BACK IN MY EASY CHAIR AMID CUSHIONS STUFFED WITH $20 BILLS MY FRIENDS WILL HAIL ME AS A MAN OF DISTINCTION BECAUSE L WEAR DIAMOND STUDDED GARTERS L CAN FEEL THE SENSATION OF BEING ELEVATED BEYOND THE MASSES — ANE, SITTING ABOVE i| THE WORLD AS A LONE CENTRAL \ FIGURE ROUND WHICH HUMAN BEINGS GATHER AND GAWK WITH ENVY =) by NEA Service, Ine BY STANLEY THE OLD HOME TOWN YOu SAY MISTER EGBERT -S BEGINNING GETS MAD THEM kiDS BETTER LOOK OUT:: POTATCES THE FLASHILY DRESSED EGBERT ROBBINS 1S BEGINNING TO BREAIX UNDER THE STRAIN OF THE CONSTANT JOSHING OF THE TOWN Boys Freckles and His Friends. = - TGUESS MEBBE I pl « BETTER 60 IN MISSUS NEGOOSEY'S HOUSE CAUSE . (Copyright, 1924, by NEA Service Inc) A Compliment to Mom? te TL SMELLED SOMETAIN’ | BAKIN’ WAY OUT ON ) TW SIDEWALK, y— DOU6KNUTS OR __ eee” + Y'KNOW I EVEN LIKE BURNED COOKIES ‘MOST AS GOOD } AS THEM WHAT 7 AINT BURNED, TLL STAY HERE © TAG- MEBBE YER MOMLL BURN me ~ SOME MORE - HAD NARROW ESCAPE Andrew Greiner of this city met with painful cutsand bruises when passing @ car on the highway east of Bismarck near Apple Creek, he went into the ditch, struck a tele-!