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PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE ——a Editorial Review NEW YORK \ CHICAGO Marquette Bldg. Matter. 5 :. BISMARCK TRIBUNE CO. - : : H ee Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY _ PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH i are also reserved. Hs MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION 4 SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE li Daily by carrier, per year.......+ : apices ce ti Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarek) : Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismfarck) . “THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSP.APER (Established 1973) 4 voters. would lack the sc recessary to win its aims. Congress, and the result would be factionalism which would result in no comprehensive program succeeding. The LaFollette candidacy might have had an adverse ‘ effect upon thé Republicans had the Democrats nominated McAdoo, who would have polled strong support from some The nomination of Davis, how- ever, robs the Democratic party of this opportunity. William Jennings Bryan appears to have made a wise forecast when he said that LaFollette would take more votes from Davis President Coolidge is strong with a He has stood the test ot ij The ocrat, nominall ment doubtle large “protest vote” branches of organized labor. than from Coolidge. at majority of the citizens. : office well. He is likely to.win the votes of many who would not have voted the Republican ticket with a man of less at- traction in the president’s chair. campaign is must necessarily be more or less of a guess. THE LAFOLLETTE TICKEL in the nation. just beginning. Coolidge victory looks like-the safest forecast. to dcmestic. WHERE WILL IT END? less and less for home life. ibaa civilization. + happiness? London, England, expects soon to be lighting its streets with power obtained from the fuel in its garbage. We are entering an age in which economies like this will be the basis of the great new fortunes. have made many millionaires. in every direction and the cream skimmed off. Economy and short-cuts—these, young man, are the future roads to riches. Chemistry in particular is a wonderful field for the oncom- ing generation. Ancient alchemists sought to turn lead into gold. Our generation in effect turns garbage and scrap heaps into gold. yewere ts water. . caution. fi Sr mae een SEES CERES TEESE LL STOTV Cars v cneerY TOOamOt) TOmnNET Eat ie ti It is go, go all the time. grqundlessly so. “on a dry*platform?” re i Another angle of “prohibition”: gigi: kis being damaged by empty liquor. bottles smashed ze @gainst it by tourists. Some interpret this as fretful protest. the curtains won't match! Ob, dear! GARBAGE CAUTIOUS DANGER - ‘a fool-proof world. PROHIBITION Quite another Be late a day and you’re in hot ‘ ., Entered at the Postwffice, Bismanck, N. D., as Second Class Publishers DETROIT Kresge Bldg. a - Fifth Ave. Bldg. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PItESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use or 0 republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise entitled in this paper and also the lacal news pub- lished herein. . " All rights of republication of special dispatches herein 7.20 5.00 R 3 Daily by mail, outside of North Daikota.....-....++.. 6.00 t 3 The LaFollette ticket has been completed with the selec- i tion of Senator Burton K. Wheeler of Montana as the can- ’ didate for Vice-President, Here is a Republican and a Dem- on the same third party ticket, an arrange- arranged for the purpose of encouraging a decline in the spirit of party regularity. 3 The third party ticket may be counted upon to poll a It may possibly win cnough strength to cause the election of Coolidge or Davis by a slender majority or possibly achieve the goal of the most optimistic of the third party adherents, which is that the ! clection be thrown into the national house of representatives. Peyond that there is little hope for the ticket. . With such prospects there is not much offered in the La- t Follette-third party program which ought to appeal to the There is little to be gained by voting for them. : Should the LaFollette ticket achieve complete success it darity of party action and the support It would add to the confusion in; Any prediction At this time a que She who was Marguerite Clark, famous stage and screen >~ nut who. for six vears past, has been wife of a mighty H lucky husband, Harry Williams of Patterson, La., writes that i ? s playing ner greatest role; that she finds happiness in ‘ ra‘sing chickens, working among her flowers, and attending ; usehold duties. ‘I believe,” she says, “I could find sim- a ilar happiness if I had to work hard in a smaller home.” A good many heads of city homes are being eonvinced that ‘ * there must come a return of woman’s ideals to something like Marguerite Clark’s, or there will be a crash, moral and In such homes, the children are coming to care Dances, joy-rides, theater par- ties, one-piece bathing suits, card parties, cigarets, face paint, lipsticks—a continual urge for “thrills.” the rapidity, rush and daring of business life, in these days, are nothing compared to the rapidity, daring and sophistication of youth. A good many fathers are anxiously asking what the rising generation will become, where will all the “thrill” lead, when will come the social breakdown. 7 All that fame, public applause and big pay could give, Marguerite Clark had, but she finds her greatest happiness in working in her home, and the home is the foundation of How many city youth have home-making as their ideal of Natural resources They are virtually cornered 1 Destroyer Noa, of the U.S. navy, put into a Chinese port | 4 to replenish its fuel supply. Local manager of a British oil « ° e¢mpany cabled his London office regarding the matter of extending credit, and was ordered to demand cash payment. ; Some American patriots are incensed about this, but The British company probably simply had a line on Uncle Sam’s red tape and delay and wanted its money without waiting 50 years. Maybe you've had dealings , with Uncle Sam and know how fast he pays. story when you owe Sam. zt The most dangerous hand tool is the ax, safety experts find by checking up. Now, an ax is a dormant object. doesn’t jump up and take a slice at a man. Handled prop- erly, it is as safe as a foot of cotton thread. Demonstrating =! that prevention of accidents is largely a matter of personal Another proof is in the fact that slipping ladders cause more accidents and kill more people than any other thing. Yet a ladder is 100 per cent safe, used cautiously. * This will never Have you heard about Herman P. Faris? He’s the na- tional prohibition party’s candidate for president. in other countries will look puzzled and say: the Yankees already had prohibition. Why run a candidate ra hanging. Historie Plymouth| Pi tine to enow People| the “I thought It Comments reproduced in column may or may not expi the opinion of The Tribune. They are presented here in order that our readers may have both sides of important issues which are being discussed in the press of the day. this ress HONORS There is no equivalent in the United States for the British “‘hon- ort list.” The nearest we have to it is the doling out of ambassa- dorial posts after a new president takes office. Those who remem- ber what was said when George Harvey was made ambassador to the court of St. James will have some vague idea of the scandal which for many years has followed the announcement in England of the new :peerages, baronetcies and lesser honors bestowed, theoretic- ally by the king, but actually by the party in power. All sorts of were given titles, to consolidate or pacify some political group, and more especially as a reward for contributions to the campaign funds. For all these reasons there was more than the usual interest in the honors list of the Labor govern- ment. Timid Tories foresaw the possibility of plumbers turned in- to lords and railway men made baronets. The first Labor honors list ig out and nothing of the kind happened. Ramsey MacDonald made no new peers at all and only two baronets. Even the lesser lists are shorter than usual. More striking than this, however, is the fact that the titles and hon- ors conferred are‘almost all for some signal national service. T. P. O'Connor, for instance, the ‘fath- er” of the house of commons, is made a member of the privy coun- cil, with the privilege of putting “Right Honorable” before his name. The baronets are a famous London surgeon and a man who gave the money necessary for the establishment of the National Scot- tish Hbrary. The honors list, in fact, is a real} honors list. The Labor party, | which was supposed not to under- | and to be lacking in the apprecia- tion of finer nanances of conduct, has put its Tory and Liberal op- ponents to shame by restoring, for | the moment at least, something of the old dignity and prestige of « potent factor in British society.— Raltimore Sun. IN BEHALF OF FEET If the flapper generation will permit, an orthopedic surgeon would have a word with them concerning their feet. he says, will have to be done for flapper feet besides building queer looking slippers that masquerade under the name of shoes. “For every man that comes to me for treatment for foot troub- les,” the surgeon is quoted as say- ing. “there are ten girls.” Blame for broken arches, mis- placed bones and weak muscles is placed on footgear that does not properly support and brace the ‘foot. Fashion leaps from the ex- treme high heel to the low heel or no heel at all. A few flimsy straps and a buckle or two, says the surg- eon, do not make a shoe, and much to their discomfiture and discom- fort the young ladies are finding this out. Chinese women gave up foot- binding years ago. They took to wearing shoes.—Detroit News. ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON Mrs. Cottontail, Cutie’s mother, was cleaning house the day he went off to spend the afternoon and all his money at Happy Go Lucky Park. ff she needed him once she need- ed him a dozen times, and, as she said, there he was, off galivanting around just when she needed him the most. She needed him to bring the tack hammer, and she needed him to hold the stepladder, and she needed him to go to the store for more soap, and she needed him for everything. And there he was off having a good time and not once thinking that he might be of use. The more tired Mrs. Cottontail got the crosser she got and she got talk- ing out loud to herself. “I do wish that Mister Zip and his park were at the bottom of the sea,” she scolded. “And Nancy and Nick and everybody and everything in the park. Then maybe Cutie would stay at home sometimes when he’s needed and not be off spending good money on trash.” She forgot how well she liked to pack up a basket sometimes and go to the park with the family for a day’s rest and fun. But she waffi’t any different from other people, after all, for some way or other when people are tired and busy they always think other people have no right to have any fun. But as for Cutie, I do think he’d no business going off and not help- ing his mother when she had so much to do. If he had just waited— But there! This story is beginning to sound like a lecture and this is no ‘place for lectures. Well, anyway, while Mrs. Cotton- tail was scolding and scolding, the doorbell rang. There she was on top of a ladder with a curtain in one hand trying to get it fixed on a curtain pole. She had to put the curtain down while she answered the door. It was Mister Stamps, the post- man, bringing the mail. She put the mail on the hall table and went back to her work, grum- bling about days she was expecting letters and nothing came and the very day she was so busy ’n all, didn’t she have to stop and go to door. -Then she went back to ber cur- ring I had in and now there are only six. persons, from actors to profiteers, | “Where is it, There were seven ide Now 1S FooD FoR A KING TFs a uftte BiT BURNED AND IT FELL IN The Fire A Few Times BUT BY GOuY, I'S The FINEST BEATIN’ lever ale “he CHOP WHO THINKS This Did ever anybody have so much stand the traditions of the empire | trouble!” She put up the last curtain as well as she could and then went to get dressed and then she got sup- per. Cutie came home hot and tired and‘happy just in time. And after that he went to bed. “I'm ‘awful tired, Ma,” “Say, I tore my pants today. Will [you fix ‘em, please. I caught them on a nail.” “Sure I will, Cutie,” said Mrs. Cottontail kindly, for after all she Something, Wasn't really cross at all, and she loved Cutie like everything. So Cutie went to bed and Mrs. Cottontail did the dishes and then “Why, I declare, what’s this?” she cried, feeling in one of the and hauling out a brass ring. “Why I declare, it’s that curtain ring I lost today. I wonder where he found it!” And the good rabbit lady went at fixed her curtain right. (To Be Continued) on the floor in the lobby. to cuss before ladies. he enjoyed his vacation. popular summer resort. joys and giving her the sorrows. good its owner kills it. woman is all he doesn’t know. odds and ends. lightning or an auto. as it is. twice as long as ours. has his little drawbacks. Little boys live a hard life. bathing suit. let the cow get it. out of only one row. Camping out gets one in the open. So d6 ‘all kinds of bugs. dishpans' were being broadcast. Cra ee ee ——. great understanding: Prov. 11:29. Temperate anger well becomes the wise —Philemon. 2 he said. sat down to mend Cutie’s trousers. once and slipped it on the pole’ and (Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc.) One drawback to living at home is you can't throw your cigar ashes Be careful about looking at ther- mometers in July. It is not polite When you seea man standing on the corner scratching, ask him how Next to the watbr cooler and bath- tub, the soda fountain is our most A mad bride tells us she shares his joys and sorrows, \he taking the The good die young. Just as soon as homemade wine begins to get All a man needs to know about a A family at odds soon comes to When you see a tree torn down these days you never know if it was This world could be twice as bad The seasons on Mars are A candidate with strings attached One tells us his big sister borrows his About the only way to keep the ants out of your picnic lunch is to A neighbor tells us he got three gallons of beans and six chickens “Some people hate’ to have com: pany.” Others like it because com, pany keeps the folks from fighting. Radio ‘in. summer sounds as. if Thought Gai a 2 He that is slow to wrath is of but he that is hasty of spirit exalteth folly — (WOULD GET FIGHING ItAD F He GOT THE SANE TRING IN A RESTAURANT SEND FoR The BOSS, {WANT HIM SEE THIS { FISH You JUST SERVED NE) graduation. every week. , | another problem. community without a medical \into it. OVERHAUL “Have your teeth looked over thoroughly, and at once,” advised the Jones family doctor when Mrs. Jones was anticipating. motherhood. “One of the oldest and shop-worn fallacies is that women should have no dentistry work done while preg- nant. That is a silly and thoroughly wrong idea. “On ‘the contrary, a woman should go to her dentist as once and have her teeth attended to. This is a By Harry B. Hunt NEA Service Writer Washington, July 22.—The Re- publicans are better players al the game of politics than are the Demo- crats, They seldom miss a trick, unless the lay of the cards is abso- lutely against them. They not only count their trumps and keep track of every play that is made, but they often anticipate moves several leads ahead and thus are able to fatten their score. Witness the manner in which the Congressional Record, official publi- cation of Congress, was manipulated so as to provide a free medium for the distribution of ‘Republican cam- paign material: Priorsto the adjournment of Con- gress on June 7, a resolution from the joint committee on printing was adopted, providing that the last is- sue of tl: Record, for the current session of Congress, should be pub- lished “not later than .Tuesday, June 24, 1924.” Then, quite . casually, Senator George H. Moses of New Hampshire asked for and received permission to “extend his remarks in fé Record.” This “leave” is permission to have published in the record statements not made on the floor of Congress or speeches or documents by others than members of Congress. It is a EVERETT TRUE BAY, MRB. TRUE, NEVER FIND THINGS CEAVS THe Elle FABLES ON HEALTH- THE TEETH ticularly difficult or painful good teeth after the ended.” i ¢ G.O.P. Gets Keynote in Congressional Record tion. . game ahead. | The Republican '’ convention June 10. be granted. the Theodore E, Burton. This publication in makes Burton's the ment frank. to every voter in the country. the party’s treasury. well as Reppblicgns, Well, you’ ask, crats do the same thing? BY CONDO wey (S I(T S CAN THE WAX Ls time when most women have trou- ble with their teeth and a milk of magnesia solution can be taken to counteract the action of acid that gathers on the enamel of the teeth. “Of course if there is any par- work that the dentist says can be delayed it is just as well to let it go for a time, but proper dental care at this time will do a great deal to insure period has favor normally granted by courtesy, without dispute or discussion, and was accorded Moses without objec- With these two moves made, the} g, cards were all stacked for the little a Cleveland was convened on Tuesday Congress was adjourned, and no more “leaves to print” could On Wednesday, June 18, following which permission had been granted, Republican keynote speech of It:was duly in- serted in the Record for that date. Record keynote | speech eligible for mailing, under govern- In other words, it en- ables the Republican campaign .com- mittee to have it sent post free, Thousands upon thousands of dol- lars in postage will thus be saved to The cost will be Borne by the government, from taxes collected from Democrats as {%eouldn’t the Demo- Couldn't TO MRS. JOSEPH GRAVES HAMILTON DEAR MOTHER: - I am awfully worried over what you have written me about father. If you think it will’ ease his mind any I will try and persuade Jack to send Mrs. Atherton back to him for a while. Poor old dad! He ought to have every bit of worry and responsibil- ity taken off his shoulders now. I could not help smiling, mother dear, that Alice intended to have such a big wedding. Do you re- member that morning when she came in and bawled me out be- cause I was going to have a large wedding? Said her idea, was to go to the city hall and have the mayor do it. She told me when I was in New York that she didn’t want to live in this country after she had married Karl, but, mother, I wouldn't worry about that very much. I think we pt to put too much stress upon having. our relatives about us and most of us are happier if we only live in the same city with our own immediate family, I know that I would be very unhappy if I had to put up with Alive continually, and I am rather glad that she is not coming to my celebration. She: is absolutely im- the Republican convention, Moses possible when she géts on her grand submitted to the Public Printer, as| air. vik the “extension of remarks” for awful sweet of dad to send me a thousand-dollar check. I am putting it with some other money that has come to me lately as a windfall and if Jack will only let me I would like to put it in a going business that I think I can they have Pat Harrison’s keynote Speech at New York “extended” ‘in the same manner, and made similarly eligible for mailing at public ex- pense instead of party expense? They could, certainly—if the Re- publicans n't blocked such a lead by the provision that the “last issue of the Record,” covering the last session of Congress, should “be pub- lished not later than Tuesday, June 24, 1924.” The Record went to press on the morning of June: 24; Harrison's speech wasn’t delivered until after- noon. Naturally, it “missed” the edition! . eae In addition to the Republican key- note speech, the post-session issues of. the Record also carried, under other “leaves to extend,”® of the G. OP. platform, detailed ‘exposition of Republican achievements. Both of which, there- by, become postage free for cam- paign purposes. And all of which become so many trumps for the Re- publicans. is in deca: From the highest position of afflu- ence as a gang leader in New York's underworld, he has fallen. He is in jait charged with petit larceny. To- day ‘he is scoffed at by men who cowed’ at his approach in other day: never worked with the master of the mo: al pursuit of which I ever have heard, He used to break fingers. | Jn the days of furious garment- worker strikes, Dopey Dan was the reigning terror. It was his highly paid task ¢o break the “needle finger”—the index finger on the right hand, of all gar- ment workers who would not strike or who were opposed by the clique Finger Breaker. id his busy season, amassing high sums of money at $5 a broken finger. Dopey. Dari was a finger hunter, com- parable only to the head hunters’ of Borneo. Of course, whew Dan broke the needle; finger, of a garment worker the tailor had to. quit work and. was off duty with the broken member for many a week., ‘Soon Dan became a threat; to all .germent. workers. ‘There were other‘ members of the TUESDAY, JULY 22, 1924 THE KNOCK AT THE DOOR By Albert Apple | Traveling dentists also are becoming common. jeven an occasional traveling lawyer, arriving in town for a \day a week to get some people out of trouble and others LETTER FROM LESLIE PRESCOTT obtain soon. ORNs we i In New York New York, July 22—Dopey Dan’ which hired Dopey Dan, the Master Young doctors, dentists and lawyers used to hang out their shingle and wait half-starved for several years until business came to them. It was a rare professional man who could earn a fairly good living within five years after | "This waiting problem is being solved today in a unique way. A young physician, for instance, opens an‘office in a lcity. Thon he hops a train, scouts around and finds a couple \of small towns that have no doctor. He arranges for an office in these communities and posts announcements that ho will be on the job’a certain day { The usual procedure is:to practice medicine four days a week in the city (with few patients, if any), and devote the other two work-days to his small-town practice. The solution of one problem often is found in solvin: The traveling doctor, accordingly, solves his livelihood problem by solving the problem of the small practitioner. There's a shortage of country doctors, for the very simple }reason that in many districts there’s only enough work to keep a physician busy one day a week. { The traveling doctor is on hand for that day only. There's | It’s a bang-up good system, for those traveling profes- sional men are usually young, fresh from university and right up to the minute with the latest in their line. All of which demonstrates that it isn’t necessary to wait for opportunity to knock at the door. buttonhole opportunity and escort her to the door. Opportunity is occasionally found. You can go out and It’s usually made. Tangle. He is so old-fashioned, though, that I am almost sure he will not let me do this. He pretty near hit the ceiling when he found that I had bobbed my hair. It ii very becoming to me, mother dear, and I am sure you will be pleased with it. I wish you would keep me posted very often on dad’s health. Dear old dad! You must not let Alice worry him too much; neither must you let her worry Karl more than is absolutely necessary. Poor o dear, I am afraid he is going to get a bad deal. I wish you could see little Jack. When I arrived home, mother dear, he knew me. He: is beginning to take a few steps and, although he is quite backward in talking, he says “Mama,” “Papa” and “Nanna”— Nanna being, you know, his Grand- mother Prescott. You would smile if you should see how Jack’s mother babies that child. When.I got home I found that she had almost ruined his disposition. Why he wouldn’t go to sleep unless someone-:rocked him. It took me three nights to get him ever that one and I fully expected to be put. out of the apartment house, for he yelled so, but now he goes to sleep like the lamb he is. I wish you were going to be here to our party. It is going to be just lovely, I think, and I am very glad, for this will really be my debut into the society of Jack’s home town. You know I had that accident soon after my apartment was fixed and since I have been so taken up with little Jack that I have let society go by the board. LESLIE; (Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc.) finger-breaking brigade, but Dan was the leader. Some of the gangmen, it is said, cut off the needle finger of many tradesmen. But Dan, the story goes, always was honorable—he only broke the fingers. Dan worked himself out of a job. The garment workers wouldn't dis- obey his orders. He had no more fingers to break. So he degenerated to petty thiev- ery. eee Russell Hayward tried to drown himself. He jumped into the bay at the Battery. But his wooden leg kept him afloat, until rescuers arrived. “Wagon Hill,” once the famous Astor estate, is now the last resting place for broken-down wagons and automobiles. Thes wilting house of today, over- looking @ junk heap, was once a dis- tinguished home. Far uptown, it can be seen from the Ninth avenue elevated. Here wrecks of men attempt to reconstruct wrecks of wagons from the debris. On these aristocratic ruins, chil- dren play chauffeur in an automobile, whose power plant has wheezed it last chug. r, —STEPHEN HANNAGAN. ‘The star Arcturus is eleven mil- lion times farther away from, the earth than the sun. MEN WHO SIGH FoR. “WE GOOD OLD DAYS ‘WOULD HATE, TO Go WITHOUT KSI oe He worked Idng and late during \ | LITTLE JOE a §