The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, July 18, 1924, Page 7

FRIDAY, JULY 1 Tribune Classif fa of twoy highest, wages. Dr. M. E. Blog? Phonb 240-W or call at Apartment. D, Rose Apartments after six o'clock, © 7-11-tf WANTED—Middle aged hougekeeper on farm, Apply to Albert Falck, care General Delivery. | 7-16-3t 4 AUTOMOBILE—MOTORCYCLES FOR SALE—6 Cylinder, 6 Passenger Buick Touring Car, fine condition, 5 nearly new cord tires. Will be sold cheap for cash, See, J. O. Sulfivan at “The. Boston . Cash Dep't. Store,” Mandan, N. Dak. f 1-17-38 FOUND i «FOUND—In front of Olympia Candy Store, #lasses in leather case: Owner may have same by calling at Tribune office, identifying same and paying for this ad. 7-18-1t ESSMAKING wanted by the day. charges: room and board and $1.50 per day. Call 575J. 7-18-3¢ DRESSMAKING DR € € FINANCIAL FIRST MORTGAGE Real Estate Bonds to net 7 percent. $100, $500 and $1,000, choice of maturities 1 to 10 years. Cash or payment plan. Today’s safest investment. Particulars from Forman, Jp09 5th St., Bismarck. 7-16-2WkS MISCELLANEOUS WANTED to hear frém party who is willing to give board and room and small cash rent to owner in exchahged for modern furnished or unfurnished home in choice lo- cation, in city. References _ex- changed. Adults only. Write Tribune, ad No. 792. 7-16-lwk |AZEL J. PIERCE recently return- ed from the Academy of Fine Arts Chicago, would like pupils for the summer in sketching and commer- cial art work. Phone 273 or call at 411 5th St. 9-14-1w yi 8, 1924 ChasathiedjAdverticny Rates 1 insertion, 25 words, or UNdEE oes. creea sees 2 tiisertiona, 26 words of UNdET 2... ..nneeeeee 05 8 insertions 25 words or wilder wee seo 1 week, 25 words or under 1.26 Ads over 25 words, 2c addi- tional per word. CLASSIFIED DISPLAY RATES c A 65 Cents Per Inch All classified ads are advance... Copy should be re- ceived by 12 o'clock to insure insértion same day. THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE PHONE 32 SSS : ‘2D AND ROOM GOOD home cooked, meals at $ per week at the Dunraven. Mrs. Newcomb, proprietor. : 7-12-1w FOR SALE OR RENT HOUSES AND FLATS FOR RENT—First floor apartment with--bath. Second floor rooms for light housekeeping Garage qlso for rent. 422 Fifth St. Call evenings. 18-1wk 0) RENT—Modern furnished rtments, one, two and three rooms... Apply W. Murphy. Phorie 862, . 4-30-tf FOR RENT—A five room modern epareaiint with two large porches. foodmansee Apts. Apply Harris & Woodmansee. 6-19-tf FOR RENT—Modern house, close in. Inquire at Manager’s office, Tele- Phone Co, or phone 1000. 7-10-t£ FOR RENT—Strictiy modern apart- ment in Rose Apartments. Apply ¥..W. Murphy, Phone 862. 4-30-tf FOR SALE—Fine corner jot, 566x160 in the best residence district in Biamarck, . Paving, sewer, water and ges all in and partial ava- tion made. Price and terms right. Address 757 Tribune, Bismarck, N. D. tf FOR RENT—4 room cottage all new- ty decorated inside. Phone 778 or call 1202 Broadway. 7-5-tf TO LET—Completely furnished mo- dern home. Rent moderate. -Tel. 498-R. 621 3rd St. 7-15-tf FOR SALE—The pool room property at Washburn, N. D., complete as it stands including ivt, buildings and all fixtures and furniture. If interested do not write but come and see the property. 7-16-1wk —20x35 Avery Tractor with five hotiom P. N. QO. flows, with extra breaker bottoms. For further information write or phone Knute Johnson, Sterling, N. D. 7-10-tf vOR RENT—Two apartments fully equipped for light housekeeping. Fhone 704-W. 1-13-tf ROOMS FOR RENT FOR RENT—Large front room well ventilated. Large closet. Nicely furnished, suitable for two. Also large front room on ground floor with kitchenette, screened porch, furnished. Phone 883. 217 8th St. 7-9-t£ FOR RENT—The B.A. Dawson Grocery store by Aug. 1st. One of the best locations for a grocery store in Bismarck. B. F. Flana- gan. Phone’ 303, 7-16-lwk STRAYED—Bay mare, star in face, roached fore top, weight 1,000 Jb. Phone 66. C, G. Thornton: ae 7-16-3t FOR SALE—Frame building ¥18x24 height 14 feet. Suitable for house to be moved. Inquire Christ Free. 217 12 street North. 7-18-3t The Merry-go Round is here, Now operating at Corner 6th and Main. a FOR SALE— Block, 3111-2 Main, . FOR RENT—Two pleasant rooms with bath in a modern home. Private entrance. 617 8th St. Phone 601 _M. 7-18-1wk. FOR RENT—A furnished room in a modern house, suitable for one or two, at 621 6th St. Phone 619-W. 7-14-1w FOR RENT—Weil furnished room in “é modern home, on ground floor, close in. Phone 6723. 120 ist St. 2-20-tf. ROOMS FOR RENT 201 ist St. Phone 966J. Mrs. Wm. Hinkel. 7-16-3t FOR RENT—One large room suital for one or two gentlem: Roard, 406-6th St. — WELL TRAINED “Did you give the man the third degree?” asked the police officer. “Yes. We browbeat and badgered him with every question we could think of.” “What did he, do?” “He ozed off and merely said now and then, ‘Yes, my dear, you are perfectly right.’”—Evefybody’s Mag. azine. INCONSIDERATE FRIEND—I suppose thee're kept pretty busy diggin’ graves? SEXTON—Sometihes I sometimes I ain’t. people won't die Bulletin. ~~ am, The trouble es regular.—Sidney WALK IN Crawford—Who was that man who said he was never kept waiting in anterooms? Some big politician? Crabshaw—No; bootlegger.— Life. VIEWPOINTS —G'wan, yo’ boastin’ boy! yo’ fine job now? Ah heard yo’ was fired f}um,de. First National Bank. . Sam—Mebbe. But Ah chooses to say Ah was promoted. Ah is now jaintin’ fo’ de Second National Bank. and |. “are you sure he loves you? y. He objects to bathing suit.”—Life. * my Have Your Newspaper Files or Magazines Bound i" individnals ¢an have their newspaper files or maga- zines or other materia} bound at the Newspapers or Tribune’s Bindery. At Right Prices: Let us figuté of your next order of. } binding. ae ~ BISMARCK TRIBUNE BINDERY ho: ie 32 i me WNT one ied Advertisements PHONE 89- HELP WANTED—GENERAL TEACHERS. wanted at. once for High, School and placement charge (other agencies charge 5 perc amounting to $60 to $100). guarantee posicion of mighey re- furdéd. To save time make remit- tance stating qualifications with first letter and ask for Grand Forks ‘Teachers’ Agency, Grand Forks, N Dak. ; Kiddies’ Everiing Story By MARY GRAHAM BONNER SOOTECOSEDOECCSSCS The “Mothe? Egret’ The little Egret bitds had af been begging their mother to talk — to them. She had told them this: story before, but they wanted to hear It again. ‘And they had beet told that Nancy, who had a bird club, warited to have the. story told ~once more. Naticy and. her friends had all agreed that they woyld never wear the feath- ers of birds in their hats The Boys Photo. where the Laie ad to graphed Birds ited.” and where there was suffering and sor- row as a result. eA And Nick, too, had started a bird club in which the boys photo- graphed birds and fed birds dur- ing the winter, but in which club the first rule wa8 a” promise that never would a bird’s egg be stolen. Now, these birds were in a beau- tiful bird home belonging to a zoo. It was very large and very, com- fortable, and they were all sd safe. It was almost time for the young- er members of the family ‘to put their heads under their witigs and go to sleep for the night. They were not so very young, but they were not so old as the dear old Mother Egret—the oldest one of the family in the z00. She was also known as Snowy Egret and Snowy Heron. This is the story she had told often before, but which they all wanted to hear again. “Tell it any way you like,” they sald, ‘as long as you tell it.” For Mother Egret told her story sometimes #0 that it was longer than at other times, and now and again she used the same words and now and again different words. But the story itself was the same. “We're known. a8 the most beau-|in particular, and in knowing what tiful white birds in the world,” commenced Mother Egret sadly. “We do not become so beautiful un- til we are full grown. Then it is that our plumage ts at its best, and our white feathers look so well. “But, children, our beauty has been, a sorrow to us. Here you are safe. The keeper is good to you. And we hear good news. “We, hear of chiidren. who will never be cruel when they grow up >| —who will never, wear our Soothers, “When we are full-grown, and just. at the time when. the bird- lings are born, our. white plumage Isat its best. We. want to look our best for the wee little birds who, come forth from the eggs in their rookeries, and we cannot change this habit. PS “But alas! Ladies, yes, ladies, like to wear fine hats, and they often care more for ‘their hats than they, do for us, i Because of them, and because they pay lots of money for al- grettes, as our plumage is called whégn on their hats, hunters kill the mother birds just after the little birds are born. “The little birds are left to starve and die with no dear mother bird to look after them. “Just think, birdlings! There ai people who care more for a cert kind of feather on a hat than they do for the lives of little birds! “It is hard to believe, but it is true, and if only they knew, if only they really knew (for can’t believ they, all know of. 7 /Snowy Egret. grettes again. For wearing &- grettes means that Snowy Kgret or Heron mothers are kil Nes and thit their little ones are | to starve. “But, ah, we're safe! And therg is Nancy's club, of which we haye heard, and more clubs, too, In there tka faithful promist i le the one of these girls will we @ fenther or a pluie which causes suffering.” 4 The bite wanted Mother ne to, tell this story every once awhile; soit would become known, (©, 1934, Western Newspaper Union.). — _ AMERICA IMPROVES y -July. 18—America has solved the “girl problem” and the “galo6n problem,” in the belief of lice Solomon, prominent... social worker, who has been lecturing on her experiences in America. There is less drinking, she reports, and the younger generation has undergone ‘a reaction against dance halls. Modulight bathing Nas~prove popula at several English beac! ‘that “electric moons” are ‘to be in- stalled for use on cloudy nights, y i “{dense Into myriads of minute pay- Variety of Particles Gathered by the Eye Few people have never experl- enced the pain or discomfort that: coines of getting dust purticles or other foreign bodies in the, eyés, Few, it is safe to say, realize the true source of some of these itr tating obstructions, i a Tell the avetage person it is pds- sible to collect in the eyes the dust of a falling star and you will prob- ably be disbelieved. Yet , micro scopie exdfhination his shown this to be a fact. When a meéteor reaches our atmosphere it> dis- charges heavy vapors, which con- ticles, and one of which may lodgé in the eye that is gazing skyward. Volcanic eruption may cause dis- | comfort In a similar fashion. Lava | flowing from an active crater gives off clouds of vapor containing mil- croscople particles that make thelt way round the world in the upper air currents, ultimately to fall ‘tt showers upon the earth, whiére | wide-open eyes may easily collect | them. Again, the great deserts contrib- | ute largely to the number of for- eign bodied gathered In this way. Sandstorms do not cease from tron- bling immediately they substde: Their particles are bgrne the world over, many of them finding lodg- ment In our eyes, as the microscope has. repeatedly proved. is Pollen from the big pine forests of Canada may affect us in lke manner, not less potent cause of this special form of Irritation is the seales of ‘butterflies’ wings, shed as | a rule during, the first fights after emerging from the pupa. ‘The sources and vaheéty of things | gathered, in the éyes curing a nor- mal Hfetime are, in fact, amazing and form an’ astounding commen- tary on the disintegrating forces unceasingly at work in the unl- verse, | Explaining the Real Function of the Mind Mind was not created for the | sake of discovering the absolute truth. The absolute truth has its own intangible reality, and scorns tobe known, The function of mind ig rather to Increase the wealth of the universe in the spiritual di- mension by fdding appearance to substance and passion to necessity, and by creating all those private | Perspectives, and those emotions of wonder, adventure, curiosity, ind laughter which omniscience could include, If omniscience were alone respectable, creation would hnve been a mistake. The single duty of all creatures would then be to repair that creative error by | abolishing their sevetnl senses and desires and becomin4 Indistinguish- able from one another and from nothing at all; and if all creation could attain to this sort of sal- vation, the absolute substance, in whose honor all else had been aban- doned, would become unconscious. The time will doubtless come for each of us, if not for the universe at large, to cease from care; but our passage through life will have added a marvelous episode to the tale of things; and our distinction and glory, as well as our sotrow, will have lain in being sémething G. Santayana in Yale Re- Comfort for the Bald Bald people usually bemonn the | loss of their hair and sigh for the locks which have gone forever, but | there is at least one sdvantage | which comes, from baldness. For example, have you ever met | a bald man: who wg consumptive? | It has been found that bald men | are peculiarly’ immune from this | disease. One doctor has said that | out of 5,000 consumptive patients | not a single one was bald. | Baldness is sometimes caused by | bad dieting; but more. frequently by letting cold and damp penetrate to the roots of the hair. A man! will emerge from a barber's shop | with his hair wet even on the cold- | est day. SS: 4 | Excéssive exercise 1s likely to | bring on baldness, Athletes become | overheated and, when they cool off, | their scalp becomes chilled. | Freemasonry | There is no evidence that the or- | der has been in existence for more ‘than a few hundred years, As now organized. the. fraternity dates from 1771. when four lodges of London met and formed a grand lodge, A few lodges can bé traced about,100 | years before 1717. Previous to that there is no.record of the or- der. Historians of the subject say that in a general way the Masonic lodges can be traced from the stone magon lodges, survivals, of the | guilds which built churches, catte- drals arid bridges in the Middle | ¢ Stories that th® order’ his | d an uninterrupted existence Ince the days of the flood,. since the time of, Isis and. Osiris | Egypt, or since the bullding: dt Sol- | omon’s tem 3 nd are not considered as part of the réal history of Freenjasonry. An @ldérly colored’ inan had been | Roticed hanging arovhd tle seal tank in the zoological park of a southern city. The’ superintendent didn’t know what he was up to and is rather afraid that the man } tended to commit suicide, Fi- ly the superintendent asked: him | nt-blank what it was all about. “I don’t meaty no harm whiteter, 88,” was the earnest reply: “Rut Hynes some pointers gnd I needs fem bad. You see, 1 Jest ied a lodge and @ been elected se fand keeper of the se; Faith, Hope; Charity Faith—The young man who sends fibwers to a girl who has broken adate on account _o1 june a. date ot 8:90 oee si . Charity—The girl who ug: its they go to the mbdvies.— Northwestern Purple Parrot, If all the eggs of @ single oddlish ‘were hatched into fish, which should in turn hatch ail-of-their eggs, ino very few yeats the widte’ earth would be buried under many fect of codfish. | of lis el {L MANDAN NEWS |} committee following its organiz \ President Coolidge and the Clev SHE REALIZES an MBITJON | xis, whose schooling ended in the | fourth reader, but whose ambitions | ildren prompted her to aid! in the founding of a un has lived six child 14 grandchildren enter the institution | which she helped to crea after the Civil’ War her to the founding of Trinit: ty, which opened in 1869) The of her kin graduates was president i Mrs, Chapman has three other grandchildren in the University, who will graduate iater. to see RESOLUTIONS ADOPTED Resolutions unanimously he Morton county Republi e« Wednesday afternoon endor: plitform, and pledged support to the state office and legislative nominees who lend their aid to the Coolidge campaign The reso follows: Resolved —That the county mittee of Morton County, North kota does hereby ende ministration of Presid and pledges most to vive him in Morton county; Resolved, that we approve endorse the national platform adopted by the Republican convention at Cleveland, be it further | Resolved, that we pledge ou to endor: dates for t and who give their to President Cool tional Republic Republi As finally republican comni W. F. Reko, Chairma r¥; John ch lations adopted were as com- or county composed of L. A. Tavis, | son, tres tin, member of R. Shepherd left last night for St, Paul where they will spend a couple of weeks with Mr. and Mrs ents of the Geo. B. Shepherd visit with of Duluth b dan, John § Halliday we hetween trai St. James, Minn., to visit for thre weeks at the home of Mr. Gootaf- son’s brother. DRIVE TO MINNESO Mrs. Walter Keller, who a guest at the home of her Mrs, A. P, Gray since the firs’ month, has left in company with Mr. and Mrs. Paul R. Shannon, for her home in Hackensack, Minn, Mr. and Mrs. Shannon plan to spend weeks at.the lakes near Hackens ONLY ( One bid, presented by rich Construction has the present contr: aving, was opened by the board of city commissioners at the regular meeting this week, for the paving of five SUMMER STUFF E BID the Wood- a which Bathing suits are supposed to be for_the water, and not for, kite- flying; but Betty - Brown, doesn’t seem to be bothered by this at the Atlantic City seashore. jcurbing and grading other streets. additional blocks and for placing People in the south of England believe that if a cow has been bitten by a snake and the milk allowed to the commonest season] stand, the form of the snake will be seen in the milk, Winter for burg 9 serts Himse MOMWN POP Pop Asserts Himself IF YOU WOULD HAVE HAD SENSE ENOUGH TO INVESTIGATE THIS PROPERTY BEFORE WOU BOUGHT YOu 0 HAVE HAD A CHANCE TO CHANGE YOUR MIVD = INSTEAD Ov PAID COLD CASH FORA PIECE OF GROUND ABOUT AS REMOTE AS THE AFRICAN Wetnouse Pop 1s SATISFIED THAT THE REAL Estate HE PURCHASED FROM THE PESTER BROTHERS Sa Fi22L€ HE 'S NOT THE KIND OF A SOLDIER WHO wice ADMIT MIS OEFEAT TO" THE Enemy PAGE SEVEN _ The word tobacco is derived from = “tobaco,” the tube or pipe through which tobacco was smoked by the> natives of Central and South Amér- By Taylor : YOu GO FINDING FAULT WITH ME BECAUSE 1 BOUGHT THIS LAND BEFORE LOOKING !T OVER - Wow You VE GOT THE NERVE TO CONDE MN THE PLACE BEFORE SEEING IT = WELL TL CAN SOON FORM My OPTIONS OW A PLACE THAT'S SITUATED SIX MILES FROM THE NEAREST TOWN AND WITH NO MODERN CONVENIENCES. ANY MAN THAT WILL Buy SUCH A CAT -1IN -THE-BAG DEAL AS THAT OUGHT TO HAVE A GUAR DIAN) TO LOOK AFTER HIS AFFAIRS 1S A STAGE OWN REAS: fopyeght IL by NEA Service, tne CHANCE TO ACT ACC THROW ALL THE RUBBISH YOU WANT AT MY GOAT BUT YOU CAN'T DE THE CONFIDENCE A SHREWD 6 MAN_HAS IN HIMSELF - ALL TI WORLD AND EVERY MAN 1S GILEM A NG TO Hi ONING, BUT THERE'S ALWAYS, ALOT OF BOOBS THAT LIKE TO SIT UP IN THE GALLERY AND HISS! i ITs BEEN)| RDMORED! WELL, ANY WAY HES DRESSED JUST) LIKE TH’ CHEAT, WHO SOLD ME SOME WOODEN THE TALKATIVE ELEMENT OF THE Town 'S GREATLY WORRIED ABOUT THE FLASHILY DRESSED EGBERT ROBBINS SOURCE OF /NCOME- Service, Ine.) Freckles and His Friends IT'S NICE OF TAG Yo INVITE OS To HIS HOUSE FoR ice LT LIKE cE YoU FELLAS CREAM, DON'T iL Do we?? t SHOULD SAY WE Do!! AN’ WE CAN EAT MORE THAN ONE DISH Too y WELLWELL-So 1 SEE= ARE You BOYS THE 6UESTS WE'RE HAVIN’ AIcE CREAM PARTY, POP.