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‘ PAGE FOUR — ———— a. .THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Enicred at the Po;stoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class Matter. E CO. ‘BISMARCK We TRIBU . Foreign Repr \ G. LOGAN PAYN) CHICAGO 2 - Marquette Bldg. ee PAYNE!, BURNS AND SMITH NEW YORK - - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. & MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Preds is exclusively entitled to the use or republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise entitled in this paper. and also the local news pub- lished herein. mae ‘ ; i All rights of republication, of special dispatches herein are also reserved. Publishers entatives COMPANY DETROIT Kresge Bldg. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE $7.20 . 7.20 5.00 6.00 SUBSCRIPTION Daily by carrier, per ywar...v..- Daily by mail, per year (in Bistnarck) . . EA a5 Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck).... Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota. . THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Establishe d 1873) THE PRIMARY ELECTION Of all the injunctions that mtight be given voters of the state, none is more important than that the voters vote. Unless candidates are nominatec! by majority expression there is no real test of the sentiment of the voters. Unless the majority of the voters go to the polls the demagogue who attracts his followers through circus methods is likely to win. North Dakota voters will nominate candidates on the Republican and Democratic tickets, mominate candidates on the nonpartisan and for state offices’ and for county offices. Many important questions are to bei settled in the naming of candidates for various positions. If the weaker are elim- inated in the primaries there is a hetter chance to name efficient, able office-holders in the fall election. In the state, before voters are two full tickets in the field in opposition to each other, the Nestos administration ticket and the Nonpartisan League ticket. On the one hand the Nonpartisan League platform reaffirms the original program of state industries and in addition urges state-owned coal mines, briquetting plants, stock yards and packing houses. ‘The Nestos administration promises a continued trial for the state flour mill, favors restriction of the Bank of North Dakota to the rural credits department and opposes any - further experimentation. Governor Nestos in his opening speech of the campaign saids- “The real issue in this campaign is whether you tax- = payers can afford increased experimentation in state-owned + industries adding not only to the kind of industries to be * undertaken but also to the number of each or whether you ccem it wiser to profit by experience, to follow the counsel of the Independents and to confine this experimentation = within fair, reasonable and safe limits.” The Tribune the time this speech was delivered said = the Governor’ atement in a paragraph was a fair state- ment of the main issue in the campaign. Since that time some Nonpartisan League speakers have said they do not fevor increased experimentation at this time. Their oppon- * cnts point to the platform they have sworn to uphold. The votes of course are entitled to rely on the platforms, and “nce the organization behind Governor Nestos declared for ihe one course and the organization behind A. G. Sorlie de- cleared for an opposite course, the matter is brought into bo'd relief before the voters. There is also the record of the Nestos administration which must be weighed in the balance. This record has been rresented at length by speakers on both sides. Among the claims of the present administration is that it has reduced taxes. The total amount of taxes levied for state purposes this year is less than previously. The Nestos administration z is entitled to tell voters it has made progress in tax reauetion. The record on which the administration must stand includes many actions. It cannot be epitomized in a few words. It has been spread before the voters time and again through this newspaper and others in the last two years. The issues have been fully discussed. The voter must make his choice on the issues presented to him, and it is the duty of every voter to register this decision at the polls to- morrow, WHY? Why do unpleasant stores attract more attention than pleasant ones? Why, for instance, does the thief have a big} lience in fiction or the news, while an honest man is usual- 'y ignored? Asked these questions, Wm. Allen White says he doesn’t know. A surprising answer, for a veteran editor. : “Unpleasant stories,” notably crime, get attention be- cat they are the exceptions. One man with a dagger or pistol arrests the attention of the 108 million Americans who are not murderers. The unusual is news. The unusual in fiction is the spot- light getter. Most people are reasonably decent, law-abid- ing and honest—se much so that the exception excites gen- eral curiosity. LOSES RESIDENCE RIGHTS An Italian, Carmine Priori, landed in New York 20 years ago and went to work with a pick. He helped build the sub- - Way, and many a big building is a monument to his muscles and others’. He married a girl born in the United States With their three boys, they went back to his home in Italy for a visit. Returning to New York, immigration officials barred him because he couldn’t read 40 words on a slip they handed him. It’s a good thing Christopher Columbus didn’t try to land at Ellis Island. DRY ss No one is quite as optimistf as a professional prohibi- tionist. Maybe this is because, not having a thirst, they can’t understand it in others. Professional prohibitionists have been confidently telling the world that Great Britain is scheduled to be next on the water wagon. Lloyd’s, the big London insurance agency, thinks otherwise. It is insuring British distillers against loss of their income by prohibition. And Lloyd’s is betting 590 to 1 that Britain will continue wet. SPENDING Here’s a business mystery. Maybe you can explain it. So far, no one else has been able to. Despite the sudden slackening of business during May, bank clearings (bank checks written the country over) con- t'nued mounting during May. They exceeded 36,693 million dollars—compared With only 32, million dollars in Feb- yuary when every one was working and spending full-blast. = Thieves got ‘$3400 which an Alabama farmer hid in his San. ii “wag not well. placed. Editorial Review Comments reproduced in this column may or may not express the opinion of The Tribune. They are presented here in order that our readers may have both sides of important issues which are belng discussed in the press of the day. ENEMIES AS A POLITICAL ASSET. Since the time when Grover Cleve- land was loved for the enemies he | had made, ambitious public men have | 1 in collecting advantageous | It is a good deal of a fine speci, enemies. art. You first try to find out what | you think the public dislikes, and | then try to arrange matters so that it will appear to dislike you intense- ly. The assumed hospitality m: be obviously theatrical, it may be good | only for purposes of getting an ination or for the early stages of | the campaign; but if it can be “put ove,” it will do. Politicians p supposed to spend most of their | time cultivating useful friendships. | But the shrewder minds among them al have seen the possibilities of gecur- | ing a much more valuable asset in| the form of enmities. They some-| times even plan for a national con- vention in the spirit of ‘the advice which Talleyrand is said to have given to Thie “You wish to rise; make | enemies.” If you can't make them | invent them, The clearest illustration of this} theory just at present is given by the friends of Mr, McAdoo, He comes to seek a nomination for the Presi- dency in the shadow of Wall Street, and causes it triumphantly to be an- nounced that Wall Street is against him, He also glories in the asserted | fact that the railroads are opposed to | him, and that Big Business is plott- ing to bring about his defeat. There is a difference, the unwary reader may not know, between mere business and Big Business. This was explain- | ed by Mr. William Allen White in reporting the proceedings of the | Cleveland convention. It appears | that the Republican Party, which had always been ready to sell itself out to business interests, this time de- livered itself bound and gagged into the hands of Big Business. Instead | of subjecting itself, as heretofore, to scattered manufacturers and cap- tains of industry, it turned itself over this year soul and body into the keeping of Judge Gary and Mr. Morgan, and two or three others who now personify what used to be call- ed abstractly the Money Power. This, of course, is the Big Business of which Mr. McAdoo so eagerly covets the opposition. He thinks he can capitalize it to his own great political profit. One word openly spoken against him by a great lead- er of business in New York would} be, he seems to think, worth 10,000 votes in Oklahoma or Texas. Hence the curious spectacle which the pro- moters of his candidacy present at this time. They go about fairly shouting with glee over the fact their man has suceeded in ,ar- ng against himself some of the largest financial influences in the country. If they ean only be con- victed"of conspiring against him, his success is assured. So runs the argu- ment of the McAdoo boomers. That it is based upon a wholly unwarrant- ed assumption of facts is not sup- posed to interfere at all with its political effectiveness for the pur- poses of the National Convention. The whole thing is painfully labor- ed. There ‘is no evidence that Big Business or small business cares very much one way or the other about Mr. M¢Adoo personally. The policies which he advocates and the sort of political forces which he would let loose if he were the Presi- dential nominee of his party are of much more concern. There is such a thing as a sudden and feigned antagonism to Wall Street, entirely consistent with a perfect willingness | to obtain help from it, Wall Street itself understands this perfectly. If Big Business were to help on Mr. McAdoo's nomination by even appear- ing to combine against him, it would do so in full “expectation that he would be quit@ ready to come to it afterward askihg what it would like him to do. His record is not such as to terrify Big Business for a moment, if it were the unscrupulous and conscienceless thing which his political backers are asserting it to be. The likelihood is that the only fear of Big Business would be that it was not big enough to meet the McAdoo idea of doing business x it. i Around all these claims and coun- ter claims, for or against prospec- tive candidates, there is an air of unreality. No one really believes in the figments which are put about by politicians to serve their temporary ends, It is all very well to gloat for argumentative purposes over a can- didate’s unequalled assets in the mat- ter of enemies. But he will need a few friends, too, before he can be either nominated or elected. And i) that counts, even in poli- confidence, and e rests on character. After all, it is of better augury for a can- didate to show that he is a man widely trusted instead of merely be- ing one who is feared and hated.— New York Times. > Tom Sims - Says S When a stranger promises to let you in on a money-making scheme he means he will take you in and you will bé out. i No wonder babies grow up to re- semble their fathers, All they do is loaf around home and raise a racket. Your lot could be worse. Suppose you were a germ and it took a mil- lion of you just to make a mart| sick? All people hunting trouble are not policemen and all policemen are not people hunting trouble. % The chief difference between un- - ~{-derwear-and bathing suits is colored THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Now for the Fini: DEMocRIT convention ishing Touches . | WS Wr el underwear is considered old fash- ioned. Love makes the world go round the bend and park in a lane. The unha ular novel a movie. py end of many a pop- when it is made into He who laughs last laughs least and he who laughs first usually has a complete set of gold tecth, Salt will keep grease from smok- ing but it takes a shingle, to stop a boy. Tabor troubles’ in mind .the biological worm must turn to Germany ¢all to wt that the make ends meet. mes cay sense, there chelors. If women had would be more bi In* Tokyo, «the * lawmakeré."had 2A fight and threw inkstands ‘at ea othe tations. Once 2 woman ‘was supposed to marry a man before she kised him: Now she is supposed to marry him before she shoots him. The honeymoon ends when a cou- ple on the sea of matrimony run into squalls. The hard thing about making. money last is making it first. which is a blot on their. Tepug! nati FABLES ON HEALTH TUESDAY, JUNE! 24,-1924 down. writer keys. This is a not definite and indispensible part bat? his fingers wrapped around a violin in his hands. ments. commented that all inventions man’s figures. of ice tongs¢ is an extension of assist his body. shovel. out or damaged machine. The THE THING-THAT NEVER DIES eS By Albert Apple SSN ot y a UInEnennnenanmmsmesennamer mmmmennacosd Peculiat experiences of a certain fiction writer: He had a rush. order from.a magazine, so he went far into the Cana- dian woods to wrifé the story—a novelet. Out in the woods, two days’ trip from even a village, his typewriter broke The fiction writer tried writing with pen and ink. Then he made the:curious discovery that he couldn’t get his brain functioning to write unless his fingers, were touching type- uncommon experience - of all writers, including newspapermen. . The typewriter, for all practical purposes, has become a of their bodies. Some writers sit down at the typewriter and rattle off several hundred words that go promptly into the waste- basket, just to start their brains functioning, we What would Babe Ruth be in baseball if he didn’t have He is not Babe Ruth, the popular .idol, until he gets bat. The bat has become a definite part of his physical expression of himself.” The greatest violinist is an ordinary man unless he has a He cannot express himself without his violin, any more than a bricklayer can express himself with- out bricks or trowel and mortar. The gold beater is a man of phenomenal .skill—but the skill is absent unless he has his beaters and other instru- The famous creative architect, Louis H. Sullivan, once are merely an extension, of The shovel, for instance, is simply an exten- sion or elaboration of the cupped fingers and palm. A pair lifting human arms. The body of a man is a machinegfor expressing himself and his function or purpose in this life. typewriters and other inventions which man has added to So are shovels, It makes us wonder whether, when death occurs, the Real Self is affected any more than when ‘a shoveler breaks his The force that haridles the shovel continues. force is man’s spirit or soul. The same force uses the phy- sical body as its machine or tool. That Death eliminates the worn guiding force lives on. LAYING THE DUST After the spring rai comes and then—DU It drifted into the Jones home, as it docs elsewhere, stirred up by every summér breeze, and Mrs. Jones would run her finger over the shelves and sigh: That's the time to get out a slight- ly dampened rag and start dusting up. Keep the old feather duster in the closet where it belongs! Hygienists declare that the ola custers-merely succeed in” sending the dust particles scattering about y the hot) sun} again. They are not mopped up, as they should be. A damp cloth is more hygienic than a broom and a vacuum cleaner is better than either. Dust catching curtains, plush are unhygienic. The up.do date movable rug is b2t- ter than the stationary carpet, For bacteria rides in the, air and is likely to take the dust particle for a gallop through the: room. So, when doing the summer dust- ing DO IT WITH DAMPENED KAGS. chairs and Dawes Presents Target For LaFollette Forces By Harry B. Hunt NEA Service Writer Washington, June The nomi- on of Charles G. Dawes as vice presidential running mate with Pres- laent Coolidge will present a definite point of attack for the La Follette forces in the coming campaign. Dawes’ labor record, his active espousal of the open shop fight and his’ interest as a capitalist and heaa qf a great Chicago bank provide just the sort of targets at which the La,Folletee cohorts prefer to shoot, whereas Coolidge presented a rather indefinite, indistinct mark for their bullets. Except for his action in the | Boston. police strike, which broughy Wooden legs are not inherited a8| fim to national notice, the presi- wooden heads often are. A fisherman is a thy fish wear muzzles. Lakes are funny things. man who thinks won. criticism e passed a law making all} his stand at that time the situation Most of | could be dent's labor record and views have net been distinctive. And while he of labor leaders by Was not one by which a general measurement of his labor views made. Dawes, however, them are just rivers with no glace} they figure, presents a real point tovgar of attack. 7 The main issues which will be U. S. government has collected] presented to the Cleveland ‘‘con- $589,000,000 since 1917 in auto taxes ference,” or convention, of July 4, and has paid out $264,000,000, or, 45} at which the La Follette candidacy per cent of this in federal aid high- | will be launched already have been way funds. EVERETT TRUE determi The half-dozen princi- BY CONDO K matinee Pra fj pal planks for the platform may be set down as follows: 1—Repeal of the Esch-Cummins railroad law and immediate steps to- ward public ownership of railroads. 2—Limitation on the power ‘of ceurts to nullify acts- of Congress and of state’ iegislatures. 38—Abolition of the ‘injunction in labor disputes and guarantee of jury trial in cases of alleged con- tempt of court. mT, 4—Establishment “of govern- ment marketing corporation, provid- ing a direct route between farm producer and city consumer, insur- ing fair prices to the farmer and protecting city buyers against profi- teering. 5—Public ownership and develop- ment of the nation’s water power, gnd creation, of a public superpower system. 6—Reorganization of the Federat Reserve Bank system to provide for direct public control of the nation’s nioney and credit, supported by legislation to permit and promote co-operative banking. In addition -to° these six major do- mestic issues, fie convention will be asked to go on record as to a definite international policy which proposes the outlawry of war by alt civilized nations. This would be supported by the entire abolition of profits in the prgduction of war, ma- terials in this country. While La Follette will be the cen- tral figure on whose prestige and power the weight of the independent campaign will rest, the real fight of his followers “will -be concentrated in the, senatorial and congressional elections rather than in winning votes for the ‘top.of,the ticket itself. For it ‘is admitted that upon the election of a substantial . congres- sional bloc, insuring the’ Wisconsin leader ‘a continuing balance ot power in Congress, the real success of the campaign depends. Of course the clain# is made that the fight to, put La: Follette in the White House is a sincere ana honest one. That’ may ‘be con- ceded without affecting the further fact that the real hope and expecta- tion of the La Follette followers 1s the perpetuation of a La Follette-led balance of power in the legislative branch. Of course, should the situation de- velop an avalanche to sweep the in- dependent candidate acros the line ‘as a winner, or even block a ma- jority ‘in the electoral _ college, throwing ‘the election into Congre: either such result would be so mucl clear gain for the independent cause. * ST EEacaanaeeaaieneel FEWER NOTCHES ‘A toyrist in Arizona heard a shot and in a short time ‘came upon'a rough-looking man cutting a notch on the handle of his gun. l “Have you killed a man?” he gasped: ‘ f “No,” was the reply.: “Then ‘why the notch?” “I only cuts ’em®when I misses.” —Tit-Bits. VACATION For sunburn, bites, soteness, poison ivy or’summer | LETTER FROM. RUTH ELLINGTON j TO WALTER BURKE i DEAR MAN: ‘ I am sending this letter to your office in New York bedduse I know that you will stay a shogt time there before you come on tgnme. You say to me, Walter, that I must have faith and. trust im you. Have I not always had the greatest faith and trust in you? Even before Hairy Ellington left me, and I knew that he was becoming more or lesg bored not only with.me but with married life, against, the, judgmept ‘of ‘every one of my friends, you will remem- ber that I took your counsel. Of course, I know.now that you loved me then, but you did not tell me so until after I found out that Harry Ellington was betraying we every day of hig life. . You. have been ithe one man, Wafter, tha has never betrayed my' trust. 1, think, if you did, I should want to, dje: and yet, dear, I’m afraid, I'm afraid to marry ingly unhappy that I have sometimes wondered if love cdn be wound about you. My married life was so exceed- and confined in marriage bonds. I rather distrust myself as a wife, Walter. Harry Elling:on seemed to be very fond of me when we were first married, and, in fact, I regeived a letter from him the ocher day if which he practially told me that he wished he had me now. Yet, he grew tired, very tired, when he was with me constantly. Won't you? Oh, my dear, my dear, it is a very bewildering problem, and. I'm much afraid that whichever way I solve it I shall feel it is the-wrong way. I have been happier, dear, the last few months than I ever have been since that’ wild honeymoon of mine and Harry’s, and it is because I have You know that I set myself ‘up in business, but I don't Know that I ever told you—in fact, Ido not think T ever told you or any one’ else—that Leslie Prescott gave me the itiéney to do this, and has been my silent partner all through the venture. It has been eminently successful, and I have almost come to feel that work is the panacea for every ill. * It gives one a hance to bring many contacts into one’s life—at least the kind of work I am doing. You meet people, they amuse, they interest, or they anger yéu.” 1, at least, am never indifferent to’ them. And it gives you something to think about besides yourself. One grows so self-centered and so self-pitying when one lives ‘much alone. Until I went into this busi- ness, Walter, I thought I was one of the “most miserable womer tM! the world, and now I know I’m ndt*h I expect you are saying! What is Ruth writing all, this to me at this time for?” I, myself, don’t know, dear, except that I don’t want to give up this little shop, and I know you ‘like sto travel, you like your wife’ to be extremely _ brilliant, ‘t meet and entertain your friends in fact you want her to be just wife. I wonder if I ean do this? I am fonder of you, Walter, than of any other man‘I know: It would break my heart not to have ‘the feeling of your interest and care of me. In fact, I'm one of those naughty little girls that want to eat:my cake and have it, too. Until I see you, dear, am going to sign myself as Ls 1 Your RUTH: (Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc.) ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON “All aboard for “Turkey!” Johnny Jump Up. “Turkey!” cried Nick, sitting up in bed suddenly. “Is it Thankegiv- ing time?” “Are you joking, Johnny?” asked Naney, sitting up in her little bed, too. a “Of cqurse, I'm not. joking,’ said Johnny Jump Up. “I’m not talking about the same kind-of turkey that you are. I’m talking about a far country called. Turkey. It's away across -the: sea”’and the Turks -live ‘there. Would you Ike't# go?” “Oh, yes!” said the Twins-quickly. “Then scrambje -inta fygun, clothes, and here are the magic shoes” s Johnny, a, ‘ And “in about "two ‘shakes of a dickey bird’s ‘tail; -thexthree tiny travelers were out in the' magic gar- den, where a lilac. bush.grew. : Sitting astride one.of, the blossoms was a little Turkish, fairy, bobbing his head at them’ in a’ filendly greet- i called ing. “Hello,’ Nancy: .and © Nick,” he} called, . “I’ve Dmought you some tickets for your journey. The Fairy Queen sent me a,radio message across the ‘sea to'bring you some tickets. That’s why I'ti here.” “Oh, thank you!” said, Nancy. “Is Turkey a nice place?”....,. ws “Of course, it, is, gaid the tiny Turk, “Lilacs. .game,,.from -Turkey in the first place and the gardens are full of, them. / Just wait until you see what real @ilticy Are!” “Well, ..well, .welll”.gaid a. new voice. “Are you. going to stand here all night talking? That’s the -way some people read their letters., They wonder and wonder what's in- side—who it's from and what it says ‘n’ everything—and., all . they’ve to da Whe mew ad" fod What's the use of talking's you’ve got to FORME do End yourselves?” Everybody laughed, for it was oa out. uy | the boys and girls in schoo}, mis soe nE only Tommy Titmouse, the’ ‘little bird, and pis heart was kinder than his tongue, “We're coming, Tommy!” said Nick. “Here are the tickets,” said the tiny Turk. i So after Tommy Titmouse had punched them with hie little sharp bill, the Twins and Johnny Jump Up got on his back and away he flew. “Why, it’s different. from ~ any country We have evet seeri,”* suid Nancy when they got to Turkey. “What queer, shapes. the houses are!” ae “They look. like. turnips down,” said Nick, 3 - 5 “This is the city that’s so hard to spell,” said Johnny Jump Upy ‘#All it in spelling. It is called Con-stan-tit no-ple. ; It isa beautiful city, though, but very very: 61d." ‘The Twins could see down into the gardens from where they sat. Many of them had high walls around them shut off from the street, and they were full of flowers. ‘The air was sweet’ with lilacs just as the tin; Turk had said. bee! . Next the: titmouse took them out to the country where things were growing, fields of tobacco, and corn and orchards of mulberry trees where silk worms were feeding, -“That’s all,” said the iittle. bird. “Let’s go home!” . . So back they went to the moonlit garden. The Twins thanked Johnny Jump Up, the tiny Turk and the tit- mouse and climbing the rose vine took off their magic ‘shoes and tumbled into bed: (To be Continued) (Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc.) i A Thought ught es neither \ poverty’ nor con Yor ae me_with food Ser i len pr—Dryden. upside Ae been doing something that I love to _& 1