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1%: Man can’t cheat nature, but he never gives up trying. «+4 Successful, is the claim: valfragrance of PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class Matter. BISMARCK TRIBUNE CO. Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY Publishers CHICAGO Marquette Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH NEW YORK - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use or republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local news pub- lished herein. , nn i 0 a All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by Carrier, per Year... 06.66... sccs sees oe Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck)...... " Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck) Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota......... THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) DETROIT Kresge Bldg. WHAT IS A FAIR TRIAL? One of the questions which must be settled by the vot of the state and its officials in the future is “What Is A F: Trial?” Those who forced the state into an expensive milling experiment at Grand Forks i sisted that they only desired “a fair trial” of the experiment of state ownership and oper- ation of this industry. Many of those who insisted only on “a fair trial” do not appear willing to admit that the state’s extensive experience in the milling industry is approaching anything near a fair test. Their idea of ‘a fair trial” ap- . pears to be to continue the experiment until there is no more “money to spend. This was the case with the Werner experi- mental creamery and the Home Building Association of the state. Two administrations conducted the Drake state-owned, state-operated flour mill, which was called an experiment to determine whether the state could successfully enter the industry. The Grand Forks mill has been in operation for more than a year and a half. The manager of the Grand Forks mill and his two chief aides were brought in from the outside, so that there could be no charge of political favorit- ism in appointment. Their salaries were such that it be- hooved them to make the mill a success; their reputations in the business, too, were at stake. The Nestos administra- tion has liberally financed the Grand Forks mill, too liberally | in the opinion of many. The administration is entitled to tell the people it is giving the mill and elevator experiment “a fair trial.” The mill continues to show losses. Frequent reports have been made by auditors. The people are being given the facts, and. the Industrial Commission is to be congratulated for laying the facts before the people even though the reports are not pleasing to them. The people must say when the mill has had its fair trial; the governo: alone cannot dispose of the question. It be- hocves every taxpayer to consider this question. HOME LOYALTY Burleivh county voters will select candidates for county office in the June primary who, judging from their past records and expressions, may be considered loyal to their county and its institutions. The exception is F. J. Johnson, county auditor. Mr. sohnson has had two terms in this office. He en- joyed the fruits of the public treasury previously as a deputy. During his term as auditor he has been turning the tax- payers’ money to a Fargo concern when the money could be spent in Burleigh county, with Burleigh county institutions that pay heavy taxes. The county was paying far more money to this Fargo institution than was necessary, as was shown recently when local printing houses forced kids on some of the items of purchase by the county. The auditor still remains free to turn much of the taxpayers’ money to this Fargo concern at exorbitant prices, and as probably the ‘ most active proponent of Johnson’s candidacy is the paid representative of this Fargo house, it may be expected to go there if he is nominated. ORIENT In mystic India, cradle of the white race if not of all races, 20,000 natives are sweltering in the hot sun, building the world’s largest dam. It’ll be a mile long, to cost 60 mil- lion dollars. That’s a huge sum, especially in the orient. And yet in ~ China, where wages average 18 cents an hour now, 60 million dollars would buv the labor of the entire Chinese population for only one hour. The orient’s ocean of humanity is, to a white brain, un- fathomable in depth. When its hundreds of millions waken and adopt our ways, our descendants are going to have their | hands full, competing. WANDERLUST Warm weather stimulates army enlistments, recruiting officers say. It’s an outcropping of the spirit of wanderlust ! which comes in spring and summer, when the call of the out-| doors is loudest. Jn winter, it’s fine to be sheltered indoors from the cold. Qur ancestors battled thousands of years before winter lost its terrors. But when the sun’s drowsy - bright and the whispering breeze brings the sweet scent of growing things, it’s then we realize that civilization has its price, a ter- rific one. . Civilization is a penitentiary. giasd CAPEWARD 4, Close to 4000 million dollars of American money are now invested in South and Central America. Of this, 3150 millions are in industries, the rest in gov- ernment securities. j,;,, It means that tremendous Latin - American trade is in ‘store for America. Foreign trade follows loans. Business is done 95 per cent on credit — internationally, the same as aat home. FORCED Flowers. and vegetables are being experimentally “forced” by X-raying seeds and using electric lights as a substitute “sunshine. But something will be lost—in the flowers and in flavor of nutrition of the vegetables. The artificial is always inferior to the natural way. So much for egricultural vaudeville. Editorial Review Comments reproduced in this y not express ibune. They in order that y have both sides Ir issues which are being discussed in the press of the day. CONGRESS IN REVIEW Congress, which adjourned Sat- urday evening, leaves a record in| legislation that will not be termed | wholly a failure, but it is one that can not be ranked as a great suc- cess. People long ago learned not to expect the maximum results from | any legislative body when a na- tional ca n is just ahead, also been the lack of effective leadership. Republicans, with a slight majority in both the House and Senate, had difficulty in | organizing either because of the antagonism of the LaFollette group. Concessions on House rules had to ibe made and in the | Senate a deadlock resulted in ator Smith, of South Carolina, 2 Democrat, being chosen chairm: of the interstate commerce commit- tee. The Democrats ability to stand together. They did} not produce a legislative program oL positive ¢ ’ , but drifted with events, taking advantage of situations that developed. Out of this tangle there emerged a new tax law, which in some re- spects is better than the one re- placed, but is not nearly what it could have ‘been, had there been closer adherence to sound (princi- ples. In replacing the present immi- gration act, which will expire on June 30, there was a strengthening the bars against undesirable ‘but a needless giving of of- to Japan. An amendment to the Constitu- tion giving to the federal govern- ment the right to control hours and conditions of labor for per under the ¢ showed more Ei of prohibiting the exploitation of childhood. As drawn the proposed amendment would deprive ‘both the state and parents, if Congress saw fit, of the control of children in matters of work. Should three-fourths states, through their approve of the propo! be a tremendous advance in cen- ization of government powers, hich people already are com- plaining. Congress kept close to (budget figures in making ordinary appro- priations, but authorized an ex- penditure of more than $3,000,000,-1 000 to be paid over a period of 20 yea as a bonus to World War veterans. President Coolidge courageously vetoed the bill, ‘but it was pas: over his veto. On pension increase legislation for other veterans his veto was sustained in the Senate In the closing hours jon the President also vetoed a bill increasing salaries of postal employes. The passage of the bill to bring the navy up to the 5-5-3 ratio agreed on at the Washington con- ference, and a measure to reorgan- ize the diplomatic and consular services are included in the small remaining list of measures. A 40-mile filibuster just before adjournment left unacted on an urgency deficiency Dill car $130,000,000 to pay this y share of the bonus and a $111,000, 000 measure to carry out the navy construction work. ica’s trance into the World Court, rail- roads and shipping, farm aid, Muscle Shoals; foreign debts and reclamation also are left over. President Coolidge comes out of his first experience with Con- gress stronger than when the ses- sion began. The approval that thas greeted his course is in great con- trast with the reception accorded much of the work of the legisla- tors. He would have none of the eco- nomic fallacies, even though they were supported by powerful ‘blocs and cliques. The President has done good work and would have done much more had h party membership in Congres ained him. There are some members that stood out for economy and effic- iency in such a way that they need not be ashamed, but for others, judgment day in November should ‘be—and probably will be—one of fear and trembling. — Indianapolis News. of the legislatures, 1, it would ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON “Whoo—whoo—ee—ee!"” whistled Johnny Jump Up, the garden fairy, as he stood on the window-sill. The Twins jumped out of bed and began to dress as quickly as their little fingers could fly. “We're com- ing! We're coming!” they called. “Have you got the green shoes?” “Haven't I just!” crowed the little fairyman, hopping around on one foot. “Here's one pair in this pocket and here’s one pair in this pocket. There! Put them on and do hurry, for we're late now.” “Where are we going tonight?” asked Nick. “Oh, that’s a secret,” said Johnny Jump Up, raising his eyebrows un- til they nearly touched his cap. “But wait till I tell you. I’ve had a dreadful time with the titmouse. He kept on eating bugs until his tummy stuck out like a sugar-bar- rel. We can’t ride him much longer if he keeps on.” By this time the Twins had on their magic shoes and had shrunk .until they were as little as Tom Thumb. © “Now we're ready!” ey cried. So, following the fairyman, they Tax schedules are eyen more complicated than railroad schedules. : . Theories. are nice handy things to have around, but you clambered down the rose vine and there they were in the magic garden THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE , TY Toro melo STAND HERE To my PROBLEMS IT FAILS TO COME | ANO WAIT AND TREY'D CHASE IN A SOLUTION they looked in the moonlight as though someone had upset a great bucket of sky-blue paint. And right in the middle of the patch stood a tiny man all dressed up like a cowboy. “Well, I see that you got here!” cried Johnny Jump Up. “Did you bring the ticke “Yes, I did!” nodded the tiny cow- body fairy. “Here are three tickets for the west. They are marked: ‘From Here to There. And From There ‘to Here’.” He handed Johnny Jump Up the tickets and Johnny whistled, and down flew the titmouse out of a tree. “Here I am!” he on, everybody.” So Nancy and Nick and Johnny chirped, “Get 1jJump Up hopped onto the fat little hird’s back and away he flew: after he had punched the tickets with his bill: it" ¢ “Why was the fairy dressed like! eabir ey Ande wily eas hasin coe forget-me-nots?” asked Nancy. “Because,” explained Johnny Jump Up, “not many people know it, but the real forget-me-nots,.came from the west in the first place. From the top of the highest moun- tain, where no one but cowboys would dare to ride. “In America they are mountain flowers. There lovely flowers there, too. s where the titmouse is now.” On flew the titmouse across states and states. Then he came to a wide river. Next they passed over enog. mous fields where wheat was gro ing as yellow as ripe oranges. _ After that they flew over wide prairies where nothing grew but gray sagebrush. And then they came to the high, high mountains. The titmouse flew right to the top. And there grew acres of forget-me- nots as blue as the sky, and white lilies and flowers of every color and hue so thick they looked like carpet. (To Be Continued) (Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc.) the real are other And that taking us There are 48 square miles of gla- cier, 50 to 500 feet thick, at Mount Rainier. EVERETT TRUE WAIT A MINLTG, TRYS’S GOT IT NIGHT LETTER FROM LESLIE PRESCOTT TO JOHN ALDEN PRESCOTT Leaving for home tomorrow. Have found a wonderfully beautiful black lace shawl. Do you’ think . your mother would like it? It is very ex- pensive and I would not cate to bring it to her if I were nol sure. Please tell Ruth I have executed her com- missions, got everything she wired for yesterday. The family are all ing for Pittsburg tonight, and I am. going to the theater with Edger- tog Stanley. Are you jealous of om loving LESLIE? Day+Letter From John Alden Pres- SE "edtt to Leste Prestott® Of course I'm jealous. Do you think it’s treating me right? .Why didn’t you come home last night When I'm waiting so impatiently for you? Of course mother will like the shaw! but don't get too extrava- gant. Gave Ruth the message. Be- lieve me, I shall wait impatiently till I see your face. Lovingly, JACK. Day Letter From Mrs. Mary Alden Prescott to Leslie Prescott Jack tells me you want to buy me a Chantilly lace shawl. I should love it, but do not be too extravagant for your old mother. While you're buy- ing the shawl will you buy some- thing in lace for me to give to you, something you want very much, I will pay you for it when you re- turn. MOTHER. Wire From John Alden Prescott to es Sydney Carton Leslie will be home day after to- morrow. Come:on over any time after that. Am glad that at last I am going to have my oldest friend in my home. It- will make you en- vious, old fellow, for I shall give you a very correct imitation of how to be happy though married. JACK. Wire From Priscella Bradford To Mrs. Prescott, Sr. I am in the city, dear Mrs. Pres- cott, and would like very much to call upon you if you would like to see. me. Have not béen very well. I hear you are in splendid health and very much in love with your grandchild. Will you answer imme- diately if you tare to see me? PRISCILLA BRADFORD. Wire From Beatrice Grimshaw to Sally Atherton Would you like me to visit you for a week or two? Dick Summers wilF be in your city next week and I ‘thought I would meet him there. If it is not convenient be sure to tell me. You and I are too old friends to stand on ceremony. You may tell Leslie if she is home that I will spend’ part of the time with her. Z BEATRICE GRIMSHAW. (Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc.) LUCKY THING Gladys (meaningly)—It’s a }thing we can't see ourselves others see Gertrude—You're right. I know, for my part, that I should grow ter- ribly conceited.—Answers (London). good as WONDERFUL POISE Binks—What makes you think she’s an expert at snowshoeing? Jinks—She must be. She can even walk gracefully in galoshes.—Judge. BY CONDO S$ FOUND (T — ° HERG, ‘PAePER A SECOND 1 SEE SOMETHING Everett, CST ME arene WON'T NEC The PAPSR Ann cor THAT 4... \ with its daffodil lamp posts and valley lilies playing a tune and everything, ‘And a great patch of real forget- me-nots grew there. So blue were Tey” that even Whougw it wae night: i {in the early Unofficial report says half the June husbands will be washing dishes and fully domesticated with- in three months. A fish in the hand is worth two on the hook. Going broke is a short trip be- cause it-is down hill, SATURDAY, JUNE ‘14, 1924 blood vessels. more so. with most young mothers. nervous—jumpy. What’s the reason? it all. Watch his nerves. him by yelling, “Boo!” his heart. visitors. of money. The lifetime health of mo cradle. GIVE THE BABY A GHANCE. By Albert Apple Most people.seem to have the notion that a bhaby is just a stomach with arms and legs attached. As long as baby’s stomach behaves and its food is assim- ilated, the average parent is satisfied: Food gets chief atten- tion. It can’t get too much, but— There is more to.a baby than stomach, legs, arms. A baby has a liver, heart, lungs, brain, nerves, thyroid, All these must grow, bud out into full blos- som They are just as important as the stomach, sometim Baby’s heart, lungs and brain should get fully as much attention as his digestive apparatus. More than two and a half. million babies will be born this year in these United States. ‘Food is, all-absorbing topic Each year,‘ babies become more*- Doctors say the race is paying the price for something, they’re not sure what. Fast living, too much nervous rush and hustle; these are at the roots of } While watching baby’s food, don’t forget that his lungs are working, taking oxygen from the air and performing other duties. See that he gets plenty of oxygen—fresh air. He should have a room to himself, where he’ll not be inhal- ing poisons from the lungs of his parents. Give them a chance. It’s cute, the way he jumps. it’s weakening to nerves that are just beginning to function. Startling a baby quickens his pulse, throws a strain on He should always be addressed in a low tone. Keep him where it is.as quiet as possible. line of vision slowly, never with startling suddenness. Above all, never waken him from sleep to show him off to Sleep is what he needs, eve Plenty of sleep, quiet, fresh air and sunshine (with the glare never directly in his eyes or reflected) —give baby these, and in future years they’ll be worth more to him than a legacy Never startle But Come into his as much as food. st people is determined in the The approach of the bathing sea- son found the Jones family at their pet resort, stretched out upon the sands in bathing suits and, from time to time, taking plunges in the water. But, like. most people, they did not realize just why this was about as healthful a thing as they dould be doing. if vExposure to: sun and.air is most beneficial. Due to the customs of the day most ‘people ‘have to keep their bodies wrapped in rather tight- fitting’ clothing. The: skin “needs sun. Once the bathing, air and clothing has been FABLES ON HEALTH AIR AND SUN BATHS cast aside and the human has his moment in near primitive costume, he gives his body the treat it so long cries for and needs. Of course, the sunshine should be taken with a certain amount of mod- eration, particularly in the -hot cli- mates where the sunbath can easily be overdone and result in dizziness or ‘headache. But in the warm season’ everyone should take every opportunity to let his body get thoroughly: aired. ' This can'be done in the. horning when shaving, or . at ‘other’. times found. appropriate by’ various people. But take air and sun baths these days! NO. ECONOMY Mactavish—How is’ young getting on? He took up journalism, didn’t he? 5 Donald—Och, aye, but they would only let him write on one side of the paper; and the waste broke his heart.—Leeds Mercury. _ ° HER EXPLANATION Teacher—I am greatly dissatisfied [itn your’son. He couldn't tell me the date ofthe ‘death*of Louis XIV. Mother—Well, you see, we don't ever read the newspapers—Journal Amusant_ (Paris) : In Detroit a man married a widow | with seven children. This.puts the round-the-world aviator daredevils in second place. ‘ Light plant employes are causing trouble in Mexico City and the out- look is said' to be very dark. Money is different from people. Idle money doesn’t talk, Boston woman wants‘ $1000 for her husband, which may be more profiteering. When you see a fellow looking. at the thermometet and chuckling, more than likely he is some soft- drink dealer. Bes: Since most banks already _ have presidents many of the June college graduates are finding jobs scarce. About 2000 years ago Ovid sang of strawberries, even before the strawberry shortcake was invented. The laundry does all it can to keep you cool. ‘It puts holes in your shirts for ventilation. All circuses advettise as the big- gest in the world, but your guess would be ‘that @ politicak convention is. 1 Tee a Ruffled skirts are worn evenings Eee. and ruffled tempers are worn morn- ings. ¥ ‘ Court in Maine ruled a burning auto was not dangerous. JUDGES OFSCONTEST At top, right—Richard E. En- tht, Police Commissioner of the ity of New-York; (left) Brig. Gen. Smedley D. Butler, Director of Public Safety of the City of Philadelphia, and (below) W. H. Cameron, Mana ing jirector, National Safety Council, Chicago. The tlires ‘largest cities in the United States, ‘New York, Chicago and gic ward are represented pon a board of judges who have’ agreed to pass: upon a prize con- test, now’ in progress, which-has for its purpose some: solutién -of: the roblem ‘of ever-increasing automo- le accidents. a W. H. Cameron, of Chie: man- aging director of! thé National Safety Council; Hon. Richard EB. En- a ei Police Ea al of the of New York, and, Brig. Gen. ~ Smedley D; Butler’ Direstor of Pub- ie Safete of J ni have ac- cepted the jrivitétion of Charles H. Hiatiends, President; of the Tae a ol any Sy in the , Feduction of; automobile accidents, to (fudge: te Suggestions: in the contest for. which Mr. ‘Holland hes an- Rouniced $1,750 in cash ‘prizes, The ‘prizes @500 and. ri ¢ Just the: same, never try to take one home |: with you. Dolls cannot’ be traced farther. | back than the reign of Queen An: century, of the eighteenth | the Sandy HIS PURPOSE He—What time ‘should I conie? Voice Over the 'Phone—Come after supper,’ Sunn at ‘ “That’s what I was coming after.” —Tit-Bits. : A BUSINESS HEAD Housewife (to peddler)—Get away out of here, now, or I'll whistle for my dog. Peddler—All right, ma'am, pat first allow me to sell you a good‘ whistle. —Tit-Bits. dis Read Tribune Want Ads. AUTOMOBILE ACCIDENT PREVENTIO CONTEST TO BE JUDGED. BY EXPERT. contest will be o until June 80, after which the Sidnes will announce the results. According to records of the. Na- tional Bureau of Casualty and Surety Underwriters 111,276 people have killed in automobile acci- dents since 1907, more. than. twice the number of Americans killed in the World War. This ire does not. incl eee killed “in grade crossing ‘idents.. While reliable records of ‘automobile accidents re- sulting’ in injuries: short of .death re lacking, the bureau estimates that close to 2,781,900 ‘persons have been injured inthe same period: As the number of deaths has in- creased each year, from 698 in 1907: to 16,700 in 1928, Mr. Holland ‘be- lleves the time. has. come when & 4 )