The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 28, 1924, Page 4

a “PAGE FOUR ‘THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class Editorial Review ' THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE WEDNESDAY, MAY 28) 1924 BEING A SPORT YEARS. AGO.» i Matter. H]icontanteas, serious suerte : By Albert Apple 3 " opinion of ; - i Bb nda Al - ~ - sone inp Do you remember whan a wild even sport conse | f puttii e’s Sunday clothes an ing a street car G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY i |I WONDER IF ride out to the end of the line and back? The conductor ; CHICAGO . - - 5 : DETROIT Rae DRIER INNING This DOPE 1S REALLY came along the step that ran full length\of the car, and col- Marquette Bldg. ‘ Kresge Bldg. THe EDITORIAL OS DOING A\ lected fares. The other side of the car had a railing to keep PAYNE BURNS AND SMITH ‘ ; s i) NY Goop? careless passengers from falling out while rounding a curve. =} NEW YORK sg 3 5 Fifth’ Ave. Bldg.| Te following iv, the editorial “That sort of entertainment wouldn’t satisfy a four-year- Banton in an “Me pee yi {old child now. But it was great stuff, back yonder. There MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the uge or Tepublication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local news pub- = lished herein. All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION 1923, which won the $500 Pulitz offered for “the best editor! le written during the year, the of excellence being clearness yle, moral purpose, sound rea and power to influence pub- lic opinion in the right direction “WHO MADE COOLIDGE?” Who made Calvin Coolidge? r 1} | 3 is were no movies then, no 'radios—and even the horseless car- iage was generally considered an impracticable toy that never would be used except by people with more money: than ‘ brains. t The thrill of the old-time street car ride through the summer night was not altogether due to lack of, other én- tertainment nor even to the exhiliaration of fresh air that rushed through the open sides of the car and nearly took the | garet rOIey: of jae passengers’ breath. 5 Vhe ue! if Gr vood rt * *. . : _ SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE __| president of the Mussachusetts The real thrill was because the street car was still a nov- ¢ Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck).......... 00.2. 720|ficteict’ and. prevalied. Senator | | It's only 36 years ago this May thatthe electric street Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck).... 5.00] Coolidge became President Coo- ligeeeecaaae peli »” Man ities claim the honor. But it was = Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota......... .. 6.00|lidge on Beacon Hill, and the sig- icar was | 4 iy ¢ 1, 3 Daily by carrier, per year......... ties - $7.20 senate he opposed woman suffrage. lection in his | | { | elty, just coming into widespread use. nals were set clear for the road in Richmond, Va., that the first commercially successful. elec- : THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER COR REL E eR ECOENG tric overhead trolley car made its initial trip. : “Who made Calvin Coolidge? (Established 1873) “Edwin U. Curtis. of course. | When he was a sick man dn that A generation or so before Thomas Davenport constructed a toy street car that ran around a circular track. Never i 9 * *, . A NATIONAL IMMIGRATION POLICY old b: building at the dead end j heard of Tom? All he did was invent the electric motor. g The present Congress in the immigration bill has laid}@! Pemberton Square, the heedless | | Two Germans built an electric trolley line a third of a ; Pit s aC Heat ga Ailend (econ Ae Sul lay CAO Ll |mile long, at the Berlin Exposition in 1879. Next year a down what may be regarded as a national immigration |the refrain of . Hail, the leaaiinni 5 ; blic sat heed Give: Wee aierated Hele policy. The measure which President Coolidge signed, with! Gang's All Here.’ » sick man ;small line, for public use at a fix e, pe protest against the Japanese exclusion clause, replaced a|showed the strength of the stal- | \Berlin. But it failed financially. 3 Pi cer ys LE hei : rae ve “| wart, until finally Governor Coo-| = temporary law enacted to check an after-the-war flood of , out. exception, it’s surprising how slowly * being extended to the farms. immigrants. It is designed as a law to define the immigra- tion policy of the nation for many years. The new bill fixes the quotas of immigrants of all coun- tries at two per cent on the basis of the foreign population . telegram to Samuel | |Gompers that tapped it way into {national prominence, and is today | @ sort of Magna Charta of the peo- ple’s rights lidge si * tway Association. Americans meantime were busy, several cities experi- menting. Richmond, Va., had the first “honest-to-goodness” electric trolley line, according to the American Electric Rail- i j ‘ ° } “Who made Calvin Coolidge? f ia a in this country, according to the 1920 census. In adopting! nee - Tibey die Northampton | | From then on, the old-time horse a i ede thusly this general provision, with the exception of Asiatics, who | cobbler, of course. No explanation | | the electric railway industry eathia 6 TaINGH lest le a are excluded after July 1, the national legislature rejected |or arsument is nessa. mere, ae year and represents an investment of six billion dollars. a proposal lis inate between the Europes jong, |merely a reminder. The Herald It seems incredible that all this has come about in 36 4 proposal to discriminate between the ‘uropean nations. published a fac-simile a few dai M7 nn he clock back d ta “kick” out Howev the effect is to make a more liberal admission for avo of President Coolidge’s lett r| of lf years. We'd like to turn the clock back and get a v the northern European and Anglo-Saxon countries. Another exception provided is that wives and children of American citizens and citizens of Canada and all western hemisphere republics are exempted from the quota provisions. The Congress failed to make as stringent provisions regarding the examination of aliens abroad as was proposed, but did provide that consular officers abroad may not i vises to more than 10 per cent of a country’s quota in an month. The effect of this is expected to be to reduce con- gestion. With the measure having the general approval of Con- gress and the country, with the exception of the Japanese exclusion clause, it may fairly be considered as the policy the country is to follow with regard to the admission of new citizens. It is expected to produce efforts to smuggle in aliens on our unprotected borders, but also to result in a closer. supervision of aliens in the country, to quicken the ‘Americanization policy of the nation, to prevent America from:becoming swamped with people who desire to escape thé embarrassments of the present situation in Europe. ~ Einstein told us how to him, which seid. ‘If it were not for you, 1 should not be here.’ “Who made Calvin Coolidge? “Frank earns, of course, with as close an approximation to ‘second sight as we may expect in these days, and wit and ability to see around the corner years before of light | ire bent, this substantial self-made If-respecting Boston merchant, with his quiet sense of obligation to the community, discerned quali- which ‘hardly anybody else go to the Republic on | | ties glimpsed To Convention he left a Governor, on to come ba to pay his respects to a potential vice-president. “Who made Calvin Coolidge? | “Senator Crane, of course. He made Coolidge by showing him, in precept and practice. the way of| wisdom and by vouching for him high places where his chance say so Was as good as his cath and oh “Ms bonus isn’t big enough, that the money thas ‘been all spent. The advocates of the new cash bonw ampaign will then tell the country to give ‘the veterans a real bonus—one big enough to buy a farm with or set up a delicatessen store. That would ‘be fine for the coun- r Chicago Journal of Com- Says of such simple amusement. as a trolley ride. The world changes fast in our generation and the novelty of the new quickly become commonplace and boresome. lic Tangle» LETTER FROM RICHARD SUM- MERS TO BEATRICE GRIMSHAW BEE, DEAR, DEAR BEE: I laughed and: yes, dear, I cried, over your letter. At least I felt my eyes grow wet at times. You are such a sincere straightforward wo- man. I thought I had missed you before I received ‘that letter, but new. I_ know I never realized how always the woman that spurs -his pride and touches his vanity. He likes to think of himself as a con- queror, and when Paula Perier was Kinder to me than perhaps any other of the men about ‘her, I must say I was flattered. However, my dear, no man may ever expect to marry an artist:and be happy. Man is too egotistical. Ir libations are poured, he wants some ! Ee testes Fa eee much I missed you—how much you| one else to do the pouring at a The measure has found approval in some foreign quarters, bond. To the younger man he gave nls Ee inept i ae are to me. shrine which is erected before him. where it is felt that it will have the effect of keeping many! that mixture of ned from Reve BO CALS ONS lle i Yes, you called the turn; I did|An artist must perforce always Riree an g Peat i A ‘ment and respect of wl cine chest. A - i i - | thi 1f, and the- greater Ey~.penrs at home and forcing them to put their shoulders none too prodigal, but. alw | Backyard Playgrounds alee pene a Oe tue alist aedg) cui nk enuue eras ianeatnere to’ the wheel in the rebuilding of Europe. Ge icrally President Coolidge approved the bill, as will cit’~ i; who desire to see America the home of a prosperous, mighty advantage to the fe won it. “Who made Calvin Coolidge? “The ‘Republican Party of Massa- Nothing can make a man ‘more uncomfortable than not understand- ing someone who understands him. This is the sixth of a series of 10} articles on the construction and use of playground equipment adapted to or Four pieces, 2 inches by 4 inches by 10 feet (braces), One piece, 4 inches by 6 inches by tenee in your letter, and I did say to myself: “Bee is always so serious about everything.” I cursed myself when you told me artist she is, the more self-contai she must be. Please don’t think, Bee, that I am saying anything derogatory to Paula ned sapecple. conversa 4 ‘abAle Har ; ‘ that I had hurt you so much in thav[Perier. I still think she is a very Joye! pecple, conversant with the ideals of the Republic and] jusetts, of course, a canny or- The ship of state would rock along| the back yard. 14 feet Gereasiba ss a horrible letter I wrote you. But you} sweet woman. Weare perhaps willin, t» ume the responsibilities of citizenship. ganization, with come! ponCn ty al Libtlanbattania® ahasemwerenisice BY W. C. BATCHELOR One pound No. 20 casing nails. see, dear, 1 had gotten some queer.) greater“ friends ‘than ever - before, , some vision, s ELECTRIC Only 5 out of every 200 American farmers are receiving service from electric light and power companies. Many coer: of course, have their own generating plants on the ‘arm, ~~But, with cities and towns using electricity almost with- electric service i A link is very definitely miss- ing,-and the link may be transmission of electric power by radio, which inevitably will be the eventual way. some democrac solid traditions, a 8 nd no end of gen-! uine application of the merits of a trustworthy man. It al s lined up behind him solidly, even when he displayed that reticence which to the unknowing was some evi- dence of ingratitude and to knowing was really Coolidgeism. “Who made Calvin Coolidge? “The people of Mi achusetts, of course. They took him at more than his modest valuation, | whether he wanted to be a town} own the | , many threats of mutiny among the crew. It is: entirely posible to buiid a complete out-door gymnasium in| yyour back yard at a reasonable ex- pense, When there are several children in a family, or in the event that several families wish to co-operate, a com- bination of several pieces of play equipment may be constructed in one unit at a considerable saving.’ This arrangement is recommended: The use and construction of the horizontal ladder, horizontal bar and Boys leave the country because they can’t stand their ground. ven if the world does owe you iving you needn't expect to col- lect the whole thing at one time The man of the hour didn’t get there in a minute. Two 1-4 inch by 6 inch carriage bolts. Thirty-eight feet 4-0 bulldog chain (swing 18 feet, trapeze 10 feet, rings 10 inches). Two 1 inch rings, 8 inches in dia- meter. One piece, 2 inches by 8 inches by 20 inches (swing seat). One piece 1 inch pipe 20 inches long (trapeze). Two 1-4 inch by 1 1-2 inch belts. (Approximate cost, without hang- ideas into my head—ideas which were very disturbing, which prom- ised adventure, and thrills galore; and I forgot for the ‘moment that life.is not a series of adventures and thrills, that in fact adventures and thrills are very few and far be- tween for the average person, and that the woman who can make monotony -into contentment is not only the sweetest woman in all the world, but the only one with whom one can live in peace and quiet. But I have found out that even if she thought she cared for me, which she does not for a moment do, we could never be Happy together. I am quite sure, Bee, that she would love you much better than she ‘has ever loved me. You are just the kind of person upon whom she would lean. Your sincerity would appeal to her as it does to me. Bee, I am not asking you to love me again as you did before. I’m only asking you, dear, to let me ; eigeee| ? eae They had| Georgia bank cashier returned) see-saw were described in previous| fs $11.78; six hangers: made by| Bee, I will not contradict that 1| love you—to let me try to brin Meantime, waterpower—which will be one of the greatest Se eee eo ener all a blind | 312.000, proving that almost aay-| articles. As shown in the illustration | Placksmith, — $3.00; ball bearing, have been very much, as you say,|back your faith and trust in me} future electric generators — must be conserved for the | ith se bri thouands call-| thing can happen in Georgia, above, they simply are joined to the | $12.84.) : infatuated with Paula Pericr. But|I am coming east very sogn for that public Concentration of waterpower in private hands, headed for monopoly, is an increasing menace. RAPID To make a drinking gl has required from four to seven hours. Now it’s done in 11 minutes, by “a new machine at the Libbey plant in Toledo. One machine makes 1,200,000 tumblers a week, so strong that one inverted tumbler sup- £ ports 970 pounds of iron. ne Machinery like this takes the place of a lot of human labor. But every one gains. The labor formerly employed is released for making other articles. So, each month, more and more articles come into general use — steadily raising the standard of living. LIGHTNING ed it a passionate intuition. “Who made Calvin Coolidge? “His mother, of course, who en- dowed him with her own attrib- utes; a father that taught him pru- dential ways with all the quiet vig- ‘or of the old Greeks who preached | ‘moderation in everything; hi j school and his college; his cla jmate, Dwight Morrow, and hi guest of a day or two ago at the | White House, William F. Whiting. “Who made Calvin Coolidge? ‘alvin Coolidge, of course “From the reflective shoemaker ‘and the furious Miss Poley to the complacement Frank W. Stearns Jand the watchful and discerning senator from Dalton came some of the makings, but the man himself larger structure holding the trapeze, flying rings and swing. The trapeze and flying rings will be particularly popular with older boys and girls. However, if there are several children under six years of age, the trapeze may be replaced by a baby swing. Material for rings, swing and tra- pez T If the average man could be two places at the same time in spring, both places would be sitting duwn. The saddest wor pen are. of tongue or “The chickens are in the garden again.” Y., wanted to all on the team there, and that's the truth. EVERETT TRUE ‘0 pieces, 6 inches by 6 inches by 14 feet (uprights). BY CONDO Set cross-bar on edge; mortise and bolt into upright. Pipe for the tra- peze bar should be drilled for 1-4 inch eye bolts to attach the chain. Swing, rings and trapeze may be bought ready-made for $7.67 addi- tional. The total cost of the entire unit— including the ‘horizontal bar, ladder and sce-saw—$26.54. _Ball-bearing hangers will cost an additional $9.84, and ready-made swings, rings and trapeze will increase the total price about $7.67. The necessity of having a compe- tent workman construct this cquip- ment cannot be over-emphasized. And it should be carefully inspected at frequent intervals. I know now that infatuation is not love. I think Iwas attracted.to her because in all that colony of easy conquests, Hollywood. Paula had the reputation of being unattainable. Even you must know, Bee, th a man the unattainable wom special purpose; for now that I know where my happiness lies, 1 certainly am not going to let it get away from me. Always devotedly yours, to DI is ADVENTURE OF : THE TWINS BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON CUTIE SAVES THE CORN CKOP When Mister Crow left Mister Bags’ store'in such a hurry, he bump (Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc.) bling them down as fast as he could. Cutie Cottontail. came along and stopped, Then he sat up on his hind legs atid ate his candy. First he ‘ate his marshmallows, then he ate his chocolate drops, then he ate his lico- rice balls, then his chewing and his lollypop he stuck into his pocket. That left the little red and green striped bag empty. is s 4 Copyright, 1924, by W. C. Batchelor.} ed pell mell into Cutie Cottont: By this time Mister Crow was Lightning caus: s only 12 million dollars of fire losses a sentials of greatness. year. So estimates the Weather Bureau. For some my had the |Give another man those same foes who had come in for a bag of candy. “Polite, isn’t he!” remarked Cu- over near the place where the scare- crow stood pointing his gun, but he and he might still be E-terious reason, Illinois has more losses than any other state. ; Man-caused fires destroy about 50 times as much pro- . erty as lightning. Yet all people fear lightning. And few ¢fear: matches, cigaret stubs and other causes of fires. Teach stopped cating long enough to call ° out, “Mister Smarty gave a. party and nobody came but an old black erow, and that’s me. Well, ycur party ig very nice, thank you, Mister ~ a ' f \ A Thought || tie, for instead of saying “Excuse +——___-—___————-+| me,” Mister Crow had said, “Get out ‘of my way!” rudely. “I’m afraid he'll get into trouble yet,” said the fairyman, shaking his as most sons of Vermont.” If thou faint in the day of adver- AND NOW THE CASH BONUS sity, thy strength is small.—Prov, i - 3 — : 24:10. i a Crow, and I'll in” 1 =your children that therg ‘is more danger in a match than in The cash bonus bill introduced head. He came to find out when | ne went igh Ei eons again. ‘Then za lightning bolt. f Senator Walsh of Massachusetts Much dearer be the things that|)j7mer.9 eden bs ee) Ghcceeed i Cutie ‘sat there’ watching Mister = ‘proves that the bonus bill recently come through hard distress.—Spen-| 54 or" 2 an ihe discovered) crow and thinking he'd better be i = IGH P lenacted was only the cpening oe: Re ate ou ened means: Gtogud, ort ac inoiuel prety, ten co ile Ma- = A el x 3 Hess wedge in the fight for large pac z testi AIMS aig he couldn’t-wait to get away to‘cat iia wouldn't be pabiticd. = A night-cap is the best thing for avoiding colds and ponuses. President Coolidge, in SUE TO RECOVER ee ; . “PIL blow up Said to himself, » So he twisted the top of the bag together, leaving only a teeny weeny hole—then he, blew into it as hard as he could. When it was good and tight he went bang! The bag blew up like a cannon, Mister Crow gave one wild scream and flew off as hard as he could go} “The old scarecrow shot me after, all!” he gasped, “Never let any. of the children go near that field, Car- rie.. Our lives are in danger. was only a miracle that I escaped, Dear, dear! Who'd have thought it? Cutie Cottontail hopped home, ‘not knowing that he had saved Famer Jones’ corn crop, At least he'néver said anything about it. (To Be £ontinued) (Copyright, 1924, NEA Servite, ‘Inc,) a * SHOULDER STRAPS ' Shoulder straps of brilliants niake- all other trimming quite perfluous on, a frock of shell pink satin, —SSS—————— BISMARCK TYPEWRITER CO. Royal ‘and’ Corona—Agents. : Machines Rebuilt and Repaired” 4. E. GARFANEY - ¢, J. HAMEL ak Bwiy. fheumatism. So claims Sir James Cantlie, celebrated au- thority on health. His name is most appropriate. Thirsty readers will be disappointed to learn that the *night-cap he refers to not a whisky toddy, but a flannel ap for the head. Once these were used by nearly evePy- f body. Old things always return, if you just give them’ Bhough time. History is a revolving wheel. MOVIES The talking movie, attempted many times, is now per- his yeto message, told the country that already suggestions were be- ing made for a cash bonus to fol- low the insurance grant; andthoxe eliggestions will now ‘become stronger and stronger. Who wants the insurance bonus? Ask any veteran if the new law suits him. The chances are 10 to 1 that you will find it leaves him cold. The insurance plan was en- ‘ gincered by professional leaders pe " me y" npt x Ai the veterans in order to put the NV. Sat QIN ected and soon will be exhibited to public audiences. So country on record as tolerating a! Py w\ mounces Prof. James J. Norris, who credits General Elec- bonus. Now thet the bonus prin- hit i AE S pric Co. with perfection of the machine said to synchronize ‘ivle ts approved, the real fight i i . ta ‘ovie films and spoken words. i , ‘ | Syineteuise Gopotaasionallléaders| Will people prefer movies combined with speech? want is cash bonuses—all the cash | speculiar charm of the movies is in their silence. they can get as soon as they can} 4 get it. Already Senator wale ‘bo aw COUNTERFEITERS mute motceenary: Ho pants The underworld is quick to adopt the latest in science. |the law to provide that those who ow they’re using. color photography in counterfeiting. A want gosh instead of insurance can Hanknote faked by this method is difficult to detect. And| “*Sivtousiyy EA RS ne counterfeiter’s work looks just like another’s. In olderj under tie amended law would be nethods,; each counterfeiter had peculiarities that showed | much less than the professional n his work, so that detectives, studying the fake, would|!e#ders of the veterans are hoping ; qateas : for. The oni inciple has been ize almost instantly the identity of the veteran maker. | approved. Now iby Wane raat ae the cash principle approved. If they succeed, they will start’a new campaign with the cry that injus- tice has ‘been done, that this cash “What -do yoy the bag and get,” he ie: " want, uy, Cu- Dickinson, N. D., May 28—Action | tie?”. asked Nice ST yale on you. to recover $14,100 in county money |\ “Ma. gamme:a nickle” said Cu deposited in the Dakota National.) tie, “p‘want nickels worth: bank now closed, was authorized by | candy. I pick it oa! the county commissioners at their! ‘The little rabbig: boy” pressed ‘his regular session last week when the] nose down agalast the glass tase board instructed State’s Attorney J.| and looked over all. the goodies, P. Cain to bring suit to recover up-| “Gimme aicent’s worth of those fon bonds given in the amount of | black. tékrish: balls,’ $65,000, the sum due the county. stick of chewing ‘gum- the pink -paper,. an’. a~ strawberry lollypop, an’ a cent’s worth of choco- late drops, and ,a’ cent's,'worth of marshmatlows. When he. was; igoing ‘home he passed the corhfield just as Mister Crow arrived, flapping his wings in great % itémient over the ({ & Sust Wanteo to TEecc You THAT JA Fine Dav Piles Can Be Curec Without. Surgery i Ap inetructiya book pas: been Lae is] D ary, the noted rectal ‘Specialit of, Raneas | €2od news he bad fad, City. book tells how sufferers) Mts. Crow had Jnst't6ld him that from Piles can be quickly and easily |®h¢ had made a discovery that ‘day. cured with@ut the use of knife, scis-|Not only had Farmer Jones planted sors, “hot” iron, electricity or any |his corn, but it had started to grow. other. cutting or burning method,| “Ha, ha, ha!” screamed i Mister without confinement to bed and no} Crow, lighting on the fence with a to pay. method | great commotion, “Here’s wherc I for twenty-four |have a feast right now, Look at years and in more than eight thous-| that old scarecrow out. there—the and cases. The book is sent post-| silly thing! Anyhody would know paid free to persons afflicted with | that old gun of his is only a stick piles or other rectal troubles whojand hasn't go it. -In clip this item and mail it with name /all the. re if and address to @r. McCleary, DB42 | never shot, it Parkview Sanitarium, Kansas City, A (T DOSSNIT COOK FOR RAIN, BuT tm ARED FOR PES Pe SUM WEATHER OR BUM JOKES — : Tee ve once. Whi Sovhe set to work and started to pull up the green corn shoots, gob- ve —_—_—_—__ Crop failure is causing a financial shortage in Scotland, g nature.can do’what man‘can’t. ~~ - s,:>