The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 26, 1924, Page 2

PAGE TWO ‘intered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N Matter. BISMARCK TRIBUNE CO. D., as Second Class A = - Publishers Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO - - - - - DETROIT Marquette Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMI Kresge Bldg. TH NEW YORK Fifth Ave. Bldg. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use or republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local news pub- lished herein. All rights of republication of special dispatches herein Comments repro@uced tm this column may or ma the opinion of The Ly are presented her our readei of impor peeing, dis the day. ME TOS LAUNCHE The nor which Gover-| d the Independ- address with Nestos launch ent speaking campaign at James-j; town presents an admirable out- | line of the policy which has been! pursued by the present state ad- | ministration as contrasted with the | platform what is left of the Non n le and the pecul- | nents which have ciated with it | ue element goes before | the people of the state with the | = = ration that its original indus- | BER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION trial platform was necessary at the -—— ———$____—_—_—— —— ————| time of its adoption, and is still | SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Hie elect a nue Alte ve Dat ari i 99 | further specific declaration that the | Daily by carrier, per year... ............ Oo 37.20 Bank of North Dakota, must be | daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck)............ 7.20 }inade to function ay originally in-| Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck). 00 | tended \ Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota... 2 6.00] Governor Nestos reminds the | ——— $$$ voters of the character of that orig THR STAT EY oe) NY 7 al league platto I Jud THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER PAIGar CORNBIEL GT PR EAT LTH CEE | (Established 1873) cialism. It contemplated, not one j a or two state elevators and pact | CORN SHOW bat many. 1 included si ; Lies ing plants, stores and | Hismarck established itself as the home of North Da-] pene It is safe to su | kota’s first s wide corn show last winter. Plans are ]if it had been possible for ul shaping for a bigger, better and more comprehensive exhi- | vers * I treat coed bition this year of corn, alfalfa and sweet clover. It is pro-|toaay he lett in the state of North | posed to digress from the county fair idea and make this|pakota a single private business | show of state-wide importance, accentuating the fact that Heerreattare ol Tae vena State | corn can be grown in North Dakota as good if not better |iiiiished at every crosereade pris | than what is produced in other states of longer established | vate enterprise would have been | corn yielding records, forced out of existence, and the | Hogs, corn and alfalfa form the best foundation for agri- {business of the state would teal . a i ieee heen transacted by an army of state | tural prosperity. These crops mean diversification run- emplo: all maintained @t-the-ex- | ning into the dairy and stock lines with a pay day every day.| pense of the taxpayers. prtunate- | Nothing will correct the enroneous impression concerning {ly, the leag tdmini tion SOON | the stability of agriculture and the opportunities for money nee OU eee he enutil ala | making in these sections better than a yearly corn show, re- th | flecting the bounty of our fertile soil and possible cash y business house should support this show to the There can be no better investment than to gather from every county in the state of this greav crop in order to show to the world that North Dakota has ceased to think solely in terms of wheat. limit. here samples pe aes ment. The record of each of thes RAG enterprises is a record of di z _ ENCOURAGIN ? z . | failure pst of them ‘were mark- The reception given to the American aviators on their} eq by graft dnd corruption, and all | globe encircling flight in Tokio Saturday will be welcome |o‘ them by incompetency. ’ Yet the news to all Americans. The hearty good will shown by the|!*@sue and its partners go to the Japanese, coming as it does so soon after the passage of the Asiatic exclusion measure, is especially encouraging to Americans who hope to see friendly relations between this nation and the Japanese prevail. ‘The plaudits given so freely by the Japanese do not, of course, indicate any change of mind on the exclusion meas- ure. The Japanese, like most human beings, simply were showing their respect and admiration for the courage, ability and fortitude of the American aviators, and paying their tribute to the achievement of being the first to cross the -acific Ocean by airplane. The entire nation, thrilled by the heroic fight of Major 5 Martin against the odds of Alaskan ice and snow, will take pride in the flight of the three other intrepid aviators to Japan. . First to fly, first to fly across the Atlantic, first to fly across the Pacific—surely no mean achievements in the annals of American aviation. The hopes of everyone will be with the aviators on thei further journey around the world. The national pride will cheer the American aviators the more heartily if they suc- ceed in encircling the globe before the lone British and French aviators now bent on the same task. FIRE-PROOF Uncle Sam is experimenting with Barnot fire-proofing paint. A paint that really was fire-proof would prevent nine- tenths of the fires that take place in buildings. Discovery of such a liquid, that could be manufactured and sold at low prices, would save the people countless millions of do!- lars in building costs and fire insurance. Also it would heln conserve the forests which replace fire losses. Great fortunes of the last century have been made mainly in developing natural resour The future way will be economy—conservation of natural resourees. Big-seale scientific economy is better than penny-pinching. HAIL What was the largest hailstone you ever saw? Yarns about big hatlstones rank second only to fishermen’s yarns, when it comes to the incredible. Weather Bureau, however, says hailstones nearly five inches in diameter fell in New South Wales in February, 1847. Righteen years before, houses in Cazoria, Spain, were crushed by hailstones weighing are much as four and a half pounds apiece. With such precedents in hail, maybe the fishermen are more truthful than reputed. CONFISCATED - Taxes on farm lands are rapidly approaching the point where they will absorb all profit from crops grown.on the Jand. So warns an expert of the Institute for Research in Land Economics. Phe condition he predicts is already in effect in many ‘parts of the country where farmers do not even break even. But ‘taxation is not the only form of farm confiseation. Others are land speculation, over - production and unfairly low market prices. Our greatest and most fundamental in- dustry, agriculture, is in process of being paralyzed. ; MISTAKE Ras Taffari, prince regent of “Ethiopia, visits New York gnd-brings his enemies along as his-bodyguard. This makes it sure they won't start trouble at:home in his absence, &° Ha selys: % my Lodge and Hitchcock with me.” ‘The fatal blunder ‘in ‘Wilson’s career was his ge, Root and a few other Republican ‘leaders to the peace ference. with him. Hf he ‘had, America ‘might be in the eof Nations today. i PLAINER #. Bhe necessity of talking plainly -and ‘distinctly over ‘the is ing American voices less numbling and pronun- ey a ag a ge talk tillis-a hash I are 0) . Average talk still is-a ; sample: Dieasbudcontaight." Only ‘by a well develeped. dense of thy are ‘Americans able to follow each other’s conver- do as she says. He may ‘think he ican: heiress ways’ We will is joking, but he isn’t. ' and of the mill: and elevator is its ac- of facts which he has made in his opening address, vigorous defense of fis own ad- ministration, the opposition,— ald. Ask Laws To _ ‘Unlike the late President Wilson, I'am bring.|* not taking Proved that there have been more small banks in the state than could | checked, mples of what would have 1 had the original progr been carried out th the cases of the Consume: the Home Building association other enterprises under league management, whether or not di- rectly related to the state govern- voters today with the demand that the original program be revived | followed. The demand is also made that} the Bank of North Dakota be made to function as originally intended. Originally intended by Townley, Lemke, Hasting whom? The bank did function for a time in accordance with the plans of these men and others of their kind, Ag evidenced by the| $300 fine. It does seem hard, but actual transactions {t was one of| an editor could make it back in a the purposees of these people to] few years. se the Bank of North Dakota as y for the collection of pub- and then to have these sferred to the Scandina- n hank of Fargo, distributed in the u manner best calculated to promote| be needed in the wheat belt. What |, OR€ Piece, 2 inches by 10 inches the political plans of the league] a pity harvesting wheat can't be|>Y 12 feet. oe : managers. That this course was! made as.popular as golf. One piece, 2 inches by 4 inches by actually pursued is a matter of | *}12 feet. ; H court “record, and is beyond dis-! Even being a best man is dariger-|_, One Piece, 2 inches by 6 inches by | pute. That program was interrupt-| oy. Bridegroom failed to show up 8 feet. ‘ i 2 ; ed as a result of the recall elec-| at Fall @tiver, Mass. so the best man | 22 Pound No. 16 casing nails. tion, but the taxpayers of the state are now urged to revert to the for- | mer conditions and eause the Bank | of North Dakota to be operated as originally intended. How to they like it? | The governor's summary of the} old saying to, “He who dances must pay the bootlegge in the Ruhr, so it m nual miner strike just visiting them. the names of those who owed him, but if all butchers did this it would cause a paper shortage. carried without falling down on the job. | was substituted. girls are wearing their hair bobbed instead of shingled, 7 BYGou! (E.1DONT GET Him STepiGHeneD OUT | STAND To LOSEA LOTOF voles THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE ~""~"~” | | | | | | i | Perhaps it is time to change an They are having a big miner strike be our an- Hagerstown (Md.) butcher posted Arizona editor refused to pay a Lucky for a French a ton and airplane it a half of gold Estimates show 100,000 men will Backyard Playgrounds By W. C. Batchelor The see-saw or teeter is at once a} safe and fascinating piece of play| building this with~a movable base, equipment, tage in being one of the most in- expensive to construct and the fact|er that by placing this base at one} that indicates that it teaches this most) cline to run up and jump off or to valuable quality. Material needed: It has an added advan- its use requires co-operation (Approximate cost, $1.76). There is a double advantage in indicated in the accompanying sketch. Any child will soon discov- | end of the plank he has made an in- | bounce upon. | The absence of cleats across the | middle of the plank allows adjust- | ment of the length on either side |) | of the fulerum to accommodate two} | persons of varying weight: In this| an older person may teeter with | Id of any size. ' ight, 19; by W. C, Batchelor Now some of the old-fashioned } The annual fish lie about having : Many Friends At Last Rites For E. A. Dawson operation of the pie mill and ete to stand behind a tree to bait your| 4 number of friends were present vator is a@ very clear presentation ae i % a ey S, of the facts. The state lett| 200k is going the rounds. at the funeral services of E. A. with a costly enterprise n its = Dawson, one of the oldest busin hands, less than half completed,| Russia claims Germany owes her|men of the city which was held a and with contracts made at the| 8? apology, sp Germany may de-|the Odd Fellows hall, Saturday aft- very peak of shigh prices. It had} ™nd a longer time in which to pay /ernoon ‘at 2:30, to find the money with which tol it. Several selections were sung by complete construetion, to organ — the Methodist Church choir, during an operating force, and to find a market for a new product in the face of the very keen competition of establishments of large ¢ long standing and wide expe not cause any appreciable difference in the rainfall in those regions, ac- cording to the recordy of the Depart- ment of Agriculture. Cultivation of semi-arid lands does'| the Dr. the charge of the Odd eral address which wa funera services which were in Fellows. Rev. Ryerson delivered a short fun- followed by istic work. Odd Fellow's rit Those tasks were undertake: one by one they were perf ‘The answer to the oppositi charge that the present administ) tion did not ‘attempt in good to make a success of the busin tual record of performance. The governor is to be congratu- lated on the excellent presentation He has made a and has shown the hollowness of the pretension of nd Forks Her- Curb New Banks In No. Dakota Devils Lake, N. D., May 26.—En- actment of legislation that would curb establishment of banks beyond the needs of a community was urged in a resolution adopted by the sec- ond group bankers ef North Da- kota, in annual convention late yes- terday. | The resolution adopted by the group, which ineludes bankers from sey, Towner and “Rollette coun- ties, declared “closing of a number | of banks in North Dakota has | be maintained in iany communi- ties.” The next session of the legislature | is urged to enact a law that will empower the state banking board or commission to pass on: needs of additional banking facilities in| any community before a bank can be established. ‘ Andrew Foley of Rock Lake was elected president to succeed J. I. Hegge, Maddock. 6 Chinege wives. must serve their Parents-in-law as they would their. own father and mother, even fo, the] I extent of assisting them in’ their toilets, EVERETT TRUE | No? WANT IT? CET THaT Tay ANSWer 18 FINAC BY CONDO — SUFFICE ° DON'T SAY “DON'T SAY THAT, MR. TRUG, THAT — « CONVINGS A SChSWTIEIC 1 eta. 2 Don't Say tT, SZ 9 WELL, THEN, SCO ACT 17 OvT FOR Yous ANM THING To SAGES maw EY: The Canton members attended the funeral in full uniform and a num- her of the Rebekahs were. present. Burial took place in St. Mary's cem- ctery. Albert Lea To Entertain U..C. T. Convention Word has been received here that great preparations ‘are béing made for the entertainment of delegates and guests to the 31st Annual Con- vention of the Grand Council, Min- nesota- North Dakota United Com- mercial Travelers, which is to be held in Albert Lea, Minnesota Fri- day and Saturday, June 6 and 7. Albert Lea’Council No, 259 is com- posed of 270 members and each of them has pledged his hearty co- operation in making the convention the biggest success in the history of the organization. Elaborate entertainment features have been. planned for the occasion. Among them are two baseball. games which should prove especially inter- esting. On Friday, June 6, Albert Len of the Towa-Minnesota League will play the Spencer Independents of Spencer, Iowa, an all-salaried ag- gregation. Saturday's game ,will be between Albert Lea .and Rochester, also a member of the Iowa-Minne- sota League. ‘ There will be a big parade, a dan- ing party at Camp Juglans, as amateur boxing card, consisting of thirty-four rounds of ‘fast fighting, free moving ure and vaudevilte shows, golfing the County’ Clib, and an auto tour ‘to points of in- te The tour will be so arranged that a visit can be made to Hol- landale, Minnesota's newest town. | This is the little Dutch ‘town that was ‘built “in ‘a swamp. It is reported that there “will be an entertainment feature for every minute of the two days that the! Convention is in session and Albert Lea is broadcasting an invitation for -| everyone to come and enjoy the fes- tivities, It is undetstood that sev- eral from Bismarck ‘are planning to make the trip. i‘ SENDS DELEGATE North Dakota breeders of Holstein cattle will be represented at the 89th ann convention of THe Holstein-Friesian * Association of America -at Richmond, Virginia, June 4th, by J. D. Bacon of Grand Forks. Thirty-eight states and one’ Canadian province have elected 148 thas his fifty-first birthday. age by his’owner, a retired clergyman. s \wissa, Pa, Clover has a double blanket and insulated stall, ithe finest’ of bran mash and oats —in short, everything to fortunate old horses. | Club. of New York pensions him. { r jhis death. By Alber YOUR YEARS OF LIFE t Apple Clover, claimed to be the oldest horse in the world, soon 1ake him the envy of | He is well*cared for.in his old In a stable at Cata- Jockey The oldest horse in the world—only 51 years! “Clover’s a youngster,” will toad. Beavers frequently live 50 exception. years. Interesting to know. ourselves. It mig to various living things. . Cc Some trees live for thousan There must be’ some defini all these various forms of life But it is difficul€ to understan four times as long as the hors man. to 20 years. years in our country. We are the New Zealanders. They a tions, rounding out 60 years intervenes. tured people, however, die at past. The AVERAGE of hum by cutting down the death rate early youth. Has Glover been a pampered loafer or a hard worker? y the elephant, who usually Sd | lives to 150 or 200 years. Emphatic ‘nods of approval from the parrot, eagle, tortoise, crocodile and raven—all of whom have a eentury as their life-span. ; But Clover ‘will be envied by the proud peacock, whieh lives only 24 years ‘at most, about the same longevity as the , years, lions 60, cats 18. But +] litsa lucky horse that lasts 25 or 30 years, so Clover is a real Scientists should examine him, try to find out | what has made: him live so long. He is like a man living 200 , ht teach us something about Nature’makes decided contrasts in periods of life allotted’ ontrasted with the elephant’s ‘longevity of 200 years are insects which are horn, mature, | reproduce and die within 24 hours or less. ds of. years. te purpose—some,reason why are included ih nature’s plans. id why the useless parrot lives e and almost twice as long as The average monkey, in his natural jungle state, lives 18 Man, his cousin, now lives an average of. 56 a healthy: race, not far behind re the longest-lived of all na- on the average, before death | In 1870, according to medical statisticians, Americans idied at an average/age of 41, compared with 56 now. Ma- about the same age as in the an life has-been raised chiefly 2 among babies and children in We live swiftly —cram into one year as much actual living as our ancestors in several. v i but how much and how usefully—that’s the important thing. Not how long you live, LETTER FROM SALLY ATHER- TON TO MRS. JOSEPH GRAVES HAMILTON DEAR MRS. HAMILTON:...., ... I wish I could express to you and Mr. Hamilton ‘my appreciation of your lovely gifts. The traveling bag came this morning, and I: Shall be very much pleased, algo with the silver brocade evening gown. You see I am not in mourning, and you, of course, doubtless know that Sam and I were more or less estranged for many nionths before I would ‘feél' myself .a great hypocrite, if I-made a show of. deep grief. 4 I don't want to give you the idea, however, that I am so heartless as not to grieve at all for Sam. No woman can live with a man some ears and go'throngh ‘the hardships with him that,I did without having | a bond of tenderness toward him | which when severed as irrevocably as death must se¥er it will bring a loneliness and a_ feeling of being cast adrift without any port in sight. However, I do not mind telling you, my dear Mrs. Hamilton, that one of my little philosophies of life is that yesterday is absolutely dead to me. I put it behind me as far as I can, if the memory of it brings sorrow; and I ‘smile and feel ‘that whatever comes fate cannot take away from me the happiness which came when. yesterday brought joy. There 1 go, Mrs. Hamilton! I sometimes think I am ‘the most garrulous letter writer in the world. Things 1 cannot possibly tell any one, I can write. But oh, you and Mr. Hamilton have been so kind to ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS: . BY OLIVE ROBEBTS BARTON | MR. CROW TELLS His, TROUBLES Mister Crow opened the door of Mister Bags’ little'store in the woods and hoped in, i “Good morning,” he~ cawed ‘in a hoarse voice, but he looked more as though he ‘meant, “Bad morning.” “Good morning,” said Nancy and me, that -I‘know you must have some feeling of friendship for me in your hearts. I have had so little friendship in my life’ that I cling to every mod- icum that is -offered me, 1 often think that that was the trouble be- tween ‘Sam and. me, We were not friends. .I have always held up to my acquaintances you and Mr. Hamilton as being true friends when I wished to prove that friend- ship was even more necessary to marriage than love. 1 like very much to work for your daughter's husband, Mr, Prescott. You know, my dear Mrs, Hamilton, I have to ‘have something besides the mere routine of business to in- terest me, and his enthusiasm and somewhat erratic way of getting that enthusiasm out of his system is most amusing at times. What- ever he may do to Leslie you may be sure he will never bore her. I haven't seen Leslie as much as I would like since 1 have been here. Perhaps I am to blame for this, be- cause I have a curious sort of an idea that a business woman must not attempt any social life. Leslie, dear girl, has often asked me to meet some of her friend, but to’me that has been impossible. She is one of the sweetest women I have ever known, however, and I ‘hope she knows how I feel toward her. This letter has stretched itself out to an unconscionable length, but ‘I so touched with your wonderful fts that I felt 1 must unburden my heart to you a little. In closing this letter may I say, With much love, SALLY ATHERTON. (Copytight, 1924, NEA Service, In “Nourishment! Hutaph! something, Mister Bags. Yes, [sup- pose all of us could manage to ent:a little nourishing food if we could.get “Why, Mister: Crow!” cried Nancy. *Here’s a whole store full of stuff to eat. You must-be crazy to talk like that.” - : “Crazy! Well, maybe I am and ( You sai jmaybe I'm not, but just tell me. Do you ‘keep corn sprouts? Now do you?” “Certainly not,* said Mister Dag: “But we keep dried corn and corn meal and ‘canned corn and corned" Nick and Mister Bags ‘all together. “How are you, Mister Crow?” “Poorly,” answered Mister “Poorly. Can’t —sleep—ean’t can't do anything. wortd, so it is.” : “Why, what’s wrong, Crow?” asked Nancy. “You Nhave “stuck the wrong ‘foot out, of bed first this morning.” Crow: eat, It’s ahard, coldflike corn that’s beer’ planted ‘} started ‘to sprout! Mister] what we must| ment for beef and corn sirup and corn-cob ‘| pipes and pop-corn, “Crows don’t like any of that uff,” sniffed Mister Crow. “They and Um ‘yun, that’s e! That's real nourish ‘you, so it is.” * “But that isn’t honest,” said Niek. “The farmers don't allow you to “Oh, you can make jokes if youfhave any “of the cor they plant, If want to,” said, Mister Crow gloom- | You eat it when it's little, there won't ily, “but I'tell you it’s a hard, cold|be any corn stalks to grow big and world.” ‘And notifing they could say did have roasting ears on them,” “Too long to wait,” prowied “Mis- one bit of good, -All-that Mister} ter Crow. “Too long to wait. I just Crow would do was.to sit in the} topped in ‘to find out if you should hard, cold, world, mal,” said ‘Mister Bags, “I'll ‘have to’ find ‘out-what it is and cheer him up-a bt.” “How’s your Crow?” he asked cheerfully, ter, I ‘hope.” “Yes, it’s ‘better,” said Mster gloomjly.. ~ ? : t ‘ rheumatism, ‘Mister delegates to attend this meeting, the first to be held in “Dixie. by the Nationa] Holstein association. » Where fire mote” -than 2, “Tacres of peanuts under cultivation in ‘this country. 1D. “And chow's: your family 2” “AN right!” 4 “able to sit. up and ‘take a little nourishment!”, .gaid, Mister, Bags, laughing at his own. joke. 7). Suddenly Mister’ Crow’ straightened “Nourishment!” he exelamed. ’ f 5 middle of'the floor and say it was a | happen ‘to know when Farmer Jones bought ‘his seéd’ corn to plant! :He “Something must have happened to] has ‘his ‘scare-crow all fixed mp ’n’ make ‘the poor fellow look so dis-{ everything, so it must be soon.” “Why, what'do you: know scare-ctdWs?” ‘askéd - Mister sharply. ‘Ha! I’m a wise old bird andl bout Bags “Bet-| know,” crotked the crow. “You can’t fool’ me. I ‘know ‘that ‘those “old ‘Crow ae THEY, carry ‘aren’t guns at ‘all. "'m mot ‘afraid of them.’ . (Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, meg Only eight civil officers of the United Staten*have been impeached partd ‘trfed Rene Senate, ‘and ya “thet @ been con- victed,