The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 17, 1924, Page 4

j } Entered at the Postoffice, ¢ } i | oes Tees ercane 008 ES NERS tee pans Ba-claims Brig. Gen. A. A. Fries, head of Chemical Welfare| » “Why, Ike, you’re dead.” “Doggone if I am,” says Ike. But “converted into electrical power and sent forth over high ten- | sion wires to an electrified America. — ~PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class Matter. ‘BISMARCK TRIBUNE CO. Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY Publishers CHICAGO Marquette Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH NEW YORK - Fifth Ave. Bldg. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use or republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local news pub- lished herein. All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per year - $7.20 Daily by mail, per year (in Bismar és - 7.20 Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck) - 5.00 Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota.............. 6.00 THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) BISMARCK HAS THE RIGHT ns of Bismarck have not only the right but the duty of demanding that no road plan be adopted at the be- hest of a few Mandan citizens in which federal government and state government tax money is expended, which de- signed to injure Bismarck and to deny privileges to citizens of a large part of southern Morton and Sioux counti The matter has been thrashed out at length in private; it has become public, and since it has become public the whole situation may well be discussed. The government, with the aid of the state and two coun- ties, spent a million and a half dollars constructing a bridge across the Missouri river. Both Mandan and Bismarck widely advertised that it would mean much for North Dakota by’ promoting an interchange between people on the west and east sides of the river. Bismarck has done nothing, and will not do anything, to prevent citizens on this side of the river from crossing the bridge. But the few Mandan citizens promoting the new road scheme plan to make it inconvenient for many people living south of Mandan to use the bridge. A road from the Bismarck-Mandan road to the present St. Anthony highway would give residents of the southern part of Morton county toward the river an opportunity to come either into Bismarck or Mandan. . But a few Mandan citizens want to virtually abandon the present St. Anthony road, build a federal project which would enter the west side of Mandan, and lengthen the road for the sole purpose of preventing a large number of people from having the oppor- tunity to use the new bridge and to come to Bismarck. Not only that, but the whole system is designed to cause people in the Cannonball and Ft. Yates territories to travel to the west to make a trip to Mandan and Bismarck. The vesult is that the road system would tie up the southern part DETROIT Kresge Bldg. place from where they are “canned” | the} | Why let the | Hawaii Quits EDITORIAL REVIEW Comments reprodueeé in this column may or may not ees the opinion of The ey @re presented here in order thi our readers may have both aides of important issues which are being Qiscussed in the press of the day. SUPPORTING THE L NATIONAL GUARD © ley © ity Daily Times Record: 1 is the $12,000 spent mbers of Company G to our Does it pay to keep the which has been the e of our city since its founda- company, tion, and are those $12,000 helping y way? We would ainly say yes, keep the ny and keep those $12,000 Valley City does not have too many salaried men who really keep the money In circulation bu ing their clothing, food, paying re and what not. Little can we at- ford to lose the Old National Guard unless gomething is done at once whereby the organization will re ceive the unlimited support of every citizen, Officers of the guard have threatened to transfer com- ies in the state and make such changes that will be of most bene- fit to those towns who will suppor a guard unit. the state reported to ber of men signed and are demanding that they be given a company of the 164th North Dakota regiment. Much complaint is 1 to have heen reported to the guard officers irding the support re- ceived by G. Company f here, It is reported that emplo: ers keep thelr men trom drill in some cases and in other man attending the annual summer guard encampment loses his job 'f he leaves the city. Every member of the National ard must attend the summer encampment wher special drill is taught and man helpful lessons taught the sol- diers, who by the way, are really trained to protect the industries, the ‘homes, the lives, yea, even ti & no company are when they go out to attend summer encampment other fellow do it. Many complain that they cannot use a boy who is @ member of the company. The re- sult is that boys must have joi and they will not join the company and receive the training if they learn they cannot secure employ- ment if they are members. Why not start a movement of some kind or other to adjust these difficulties and see to it that Valley City be protected in every pr ible uy from losing G Com The $12,- 000 spent here eve y by the boys is spent right ‘he and Jocal business men get it in most cages. Surely $12,000 is an ny. of Morton county and parts of Sioux county with the Mil- waukee railroad, and promote the doing of business in South Dakota by North Dakota people. The very policy by which the few Mandan citizens hope to benefit their city by forcing lents of the “South Country” to enter Mandan and no ether city, would injure Morton and Sioux counties as a‘ 2" whol. Bismarck citizens desire the friendly cooperation of Man- don and other sections west of the river. Those who have studicd thé road problem cannot believe that the few Mandan citizens engineering the boycott road scheme have the best interests of the entire western part of the state, even their own city, at heart. It is to be hoped that the Bismarck citi- zens who have been wide enough awake to discover the scheme and courageous enough to fight it, will continue to | do so. . HANDLING CLOSED BANKS Impressive figures were presented in The Tribune’ analysis of the method of handling closed bank affairs in and this state under the general receivership of L. R. B: mean much to the depositors of closed, banks. ought to be reassuring to those who want to see the assets | of these banks conserved for the depositors. The showing} also is evidence that the legislature acted wisely and thought- fully in enacting the law which eliminated the previous wasteful method of receivership. The whole matter was a business transaction, and as such ought to be the business of any state government and not a matter of poli But since the present state administration fathered the system and is responsible for the law, it is entitled to take some pride in the comparison of the results under Mr. Baird to the results under the old method. Scheie eS eee ied COLDS AND GAS A new poison gas, developed by our army, cures colds. Service. He tried it on some congressmen with colds. They sat in a room, inhaling the poison gas. All felt better. Some say they were cured. ~~ Many experiments necessary with this gas before there can be a safe verdict. But something that will exterminate colds will surely come in time. Colds cause more misery| than all other diseases combined. They are a pressing prob-| lem. Monkey glands, less important, can wait. FLIERS Europe now has 19 commercial air routes—“railroads of the, air.” Nine of them are German owned and operated. None of these are taking in enough money to pay expenses. Their deficits are met by their governments for military “Reasons. ““ Over there everything has war in the background. “Over here both eyes are on peace. Our government and private interests are, in effect, racing each other to develop flying. That beats subsidies. DEAD? Strange things happen to us in this day and age if we aren’t-constantly “on the job.” | ; Aged Isaac C. Crane meets a friend who gasps, and says, he learns that the courts declared him legally dead after a long-absence. Now he craves legal resurrections, to claim a Share of a $25,000 estate. It will be an interesting fight. ELECTRIC CURRENT ‘ We move into the electrical age rapidly. Our country in 1923 used nearly a fifth more electricity than the year before. | _ A third of this was generated by “white coal”—water power. ' Ahead lies the day when coal will be burned at the mines, re are absent-minded professors and professors whose s have moved away. Harvard professor says all dogs 4 | your job bact d. fe made. saving, based upon the present corhparisons available, will of the amount not to be sniffed and if there is a chance of us losing it} there should be something done 3 once. If you have jn your emplo} ment a member of G Company talk it over with him, show him that you vith him, tell him he can plan ip to camp, without him won- dering whether or not he is going! to ‘be able to “get off” and not lose | his job, Let him know the facts so that he can make his plans, ac- cordingly. Encourage the lad. him know that you are just as to have him go to camp during the} summer as you were in the days of "17 and ‘18, when you, too, probably had to be let off in order to join up with the hoys—and didn’t you get 2 If you didn’t then it was one of those unusual cases Though in many local cases bus ness men have been very food out letting the boys off for drill} encampments, in a number} cases complaints have been| If you need a boy in place one that goes out for the The statement, camp period, see if you can't ar- range to have one in his place for that period. There is hardly a problem that cannot be solved, when you come right down to the fac Don't wait until the com- pany is transferred—do something now — cooperate the officers and members of G. Company.—Val- ley City Times-Record. e | o ee People’s Forum |! THE SOLDIER BONUS itor Tribune: Z The President declares that the| e nation owes ‘no compensation to the | war'veterans, If that be true the ve- to is right. But the constitution declares that no property shall be taken for pub- lie_use without a just compensation. A man’s time is property. The government had no right to com- pel men to serve as soldiers without a a just compensation, Such compen- sation was at least $60.00 a month as shown in our book. Wrongs and Remedies, po a LITTLE | : Ree - WINDOWS OF A NEW J. E, ROBINSON. ts JOE | —_—__—_» JERSEY TELEPHONE . EXCHANGE RECENTLY < BROKEN BY REVOLVERS SHOTS —— PROBABLY _ SOME IMPATIENT GENT TRYING YO REPORT A’ COMPLAINTS ag! unit which seems evident we will; Two other towns in | ea sufficient num- | already | n citizens | cases a} h e at home! j for crushed pineapp They Might Have Be | { i} | THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE en a Bit More Gentle | MELLON TAX BILL The Canning Of Pineapple M Honolulu, May 17.—The Associa- tion of Hawaiian Pineapple Canners has decided unanimously against the further packing or sale of pineapple cores for human consumption be- cause of the discove that some mainland bakeries and canners have been using canned cores for pur- poses other than those for which y were intended. anned cores have been sold dur- ing the last two years for confec- tionary purposes only. Candy man- ufacturers prepared them after the manner of glazed fruit, ing them a coating of chocolate. This was found to be not objectionable. Recently, however, it discov- ered that several mainland bake: were using the cores in making pies and other products as # substitute It was di covered also that at least one mi: land canner was buying cores nd apple, selling the resultant mixture as straight crushed pineapple. WOULD STAMP Geneva, May 17- to its work of stamping out slavery in the remote corners of the world, the League of Nations has voted to appoint a commission of six experts on colonial questions to make a complete of the sub- The Labor Bu- has been asked to name a mem- ber for the commission. WAR MEMORIAL TO COST $1,000,000 Los Angeles, May 17.—A war me- morial building will be erected here by the county supervisors and the American Legion, at a cost of $1 ,000,- 000, it is announced by Buron Fitts, former state commander of the Le- gion. The supervisors recently in- creased the original appropriation so that such a sum would be available. 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MOLER BARBER COLLE: 216 Front Street Fargo, N. Bismarck Shoe Hospitar | Yor First Class Shoe, Kepairing, © ~ H. BURMAN, Prop. ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON “That's gloomily. I know!” “I want,” said Old Daddy .Crack- nuts, “to buy a mustache cup, young man.” Nick turned to Mister Bags, who kept the store. “Do we keep inus- tache cups, Mister Bags? Here is gentleman who wishes to buy one.” “Why, how do you do,. Daddy Cracknuts!” eried Mister Bags, who been so busy cutting acslice of e for Mrs, Long Tail that he n’t seen the squirrel gentleman in. “Of course, we keep mus- The very latest style, too, They’re on the second shelf from the top, Nick, right in front. here you are.” ‘k climbed up and got all the he cups and set them in a row on the counter for Daddy Crack- nuts to choose from. “Its hard to make up my mind,” aid Daddy, putting on his and lookittg over each one carefully. “They ll very handsome, I don’t know whether I like the-blue’ one with the dandelions painted. on it the best or the red one with tiger difference. “Humph ter! all over, che “That's com tache cups. “Here’s a fine one in yellow with milk weeds on it,” said Nick. “And I like this one,” said Nancy,]* coming up and offering her advice. * Everybody tried to help. Even Mister Bags stopped weighing’ some sunflower seed and came over to ast Daddy Cracknuts decidedy on one covered with morning glories' painted on sky-blue. “Hey, Sally!” he called to his wife.| “I've got old Mosey Mud Turtle’s birthday present.” “What did you get?” asked Mrs. Cracknuts, buzzing busily in and] wiping her hands on her apron. “A beautiful mustache cup!” céied Daddy proudly, taking off the paper and holding it up, “But,” said Mrs. Cracknuts,’ “Mosey has no mustache! He doesn’t shaving mug. shaving mug?” so!” declared “I never thought of that.| Of course he has no mustache!” Then he brightened suddenly. “Oh, “Pl eall He'll never know the write it on a I'll say, ‘Dear Mosey, please accept this beautiful shaving mug with my compliments.” he cried. Tl need a mustache cup any more than I need another nose!” Daddy it a card. sniffed Mrs. Cracknuts. “As though that would be any bet Mosey hasn’t got a him. . He’s as bald as a soup toureen hair on What would,he do with a so, to make! up it!” she cried. ugeza, man Bt. ite tor Clreul BISMARCK..JYPEWRITER CO. Royal ‘and «Corona—Agents, Machines Rebuilt and Repaired | properties, each ‘consisting. of about J. FE. GAFFANEY 207 Cd. said Daddy gloomily. “Well, I’ don’t know what to call the thing, drat it “The only thing to do,” said Mrs. Cracknuts, “is a name, und then’ they can use it for any- thing they like.” So she thought and thought. “I have “We'll call} That. won't dare to ask sounds So Daddy wrote carefully: “Dear ‘Mosey, please accept this} mustamugoza. with, m: | Daddy D. Cracknuts.” And Mister and Mrs, Turtle put. it! the ke Sin the middle of their parlor ‘mantef’| Nenana, where they, Will’ bel shipped | where it sits to this day. 1 (Copyright, 1924, NEA ‘Serv: y compliments. | tue.) fie York tar HAMEL Bwdy. EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO MR. TRUG, YOU REMEMBER THAT HOUSE “KOU WERE FIGURING ON BUYING OF ME AGOUT IL Came Ov~y TO SES IF WU WOULD STILX CONSIDER IT TWo MONTHS AGO ¢ an YES anp NO. THE “ES” The Price! | FIND ANY SUCKER AT ALC ! AY XL REMEMBER WHEN You sAW tT ates IT PRETTY BADLY YOU RAISED IT COOKS Now’ CiKE You CAN'T THAT'S “WHAT THE “NO* MEANS MEANING | Australia Has Tangle. LETTER FROM Al HAMILTON TO BETTY (LADY CARN VAN), CONTINUED Edgerly Santly seemed more im- pressed than the usual man with my sister's fascination, although from their speech I gathered that he had never seen her but once or twice. |It seemed that that time he prom- ised her, or rather informed her, that he was soon gojng to Albany, but he‘has not been able to make it, However, he insisted that business would call him there soon. He had known Ruth Ellington, a friend of Leslie's, very well had promised himself to v ington in the near future. rom- ised himself a visit with Ruth El- lington!” I thought. “What Edger- ly Santly really had promised him- ‘self was a visit to Albany and a flirtation with my sister.” This Leslie abetted innocently by say “Yes, do come over soon. Ruth will be glad to see you, und we will make it as pleasant for you as pos- | sible.” I gave Karl a significant glance, which was thrown away, as ‘Kar you know, never suspects anything but I intend to open his eyes later. from his er—told him we had seen her ji before we sailed, and that I hoped to have her over here some time during the summer. He didn’t seem enthusiastic over it; in fact, I found him much Americar: Eskimos Are Worth Millions Cantwell, Alaska, May 17.—Thirty years ago the Eskimos of Alaska had nothing, but now they control nearly $5,000,000 worth of stock and pro- perty, according to William T, Lopp, superintendent of the Alaska division of the United States bureau of edu- cation. He has been here inspect- ing reindeer herds grazing in the pla- teau of Broad Pass. % Because of the encroachment of privately owned herds of reindeer on the Seward peninsula and Point Bar- row section of the territory, it is planned eventually to remove the Eskimo herds to Broad Pass, with Cantwell as the directing base. The first herd of 5,000 animals will be driven from the Seward peninsula to Iditarod next fall, allowed to recu- perate, and started again in time to cross the big rivers before the breakup in spring. “Particular care must be exercis- ed,” said Mr, Lopp, “itt handling the reindeer fawns. Once the human hand touches a fawn, its mother dis- owns it.’ For that reason the Eskimo herders wear gauntlet reindeer-skin gloves ard a reindeer-skin parka, and also spread reindeer skin in the sleds on which the little creatures are plac- ed until the herd rounds up for the ‘night and*they can be delivered to | their mothers. In bringing over the herds from the Point Barrow region it will be necessary to drive them to the Yu- kon river, there to load them on specially constructed barges on which I asked Edgy when he had heard| is her tragedy.” they: will be towed up the river to! by the Alaska tailroad to Cantwell. | It is estimated theré"is a strip 100! miles square in this vicinity suitable! portation at hand, those interested’ in the industry predict that some! day before lorig reindeer meat will; be as common as mutton in the mar- i kets of the states. Big Ranch Sale} Pertha, Australia, May 17.—The biggest purchase of pastoral property ever recorded in western Australia has been madeiby Sir Richard Waldie Griffith, who :reéently bought two 560,000 acres.:The pastures, for which the price of. $800,000 was paid, have been enclosed with 700 miles of fenc- ing, and 50 paddocks have been built. —_ | A Thought He that wasteth his. father, and chaseth away his mother, is a son that causeth shame, ‘and bringeth reproact.—Prov. 19:26. The dutifulness of children is the foundation. of all virtues—Cicero, THE: ATTRACTION “Don't deny it. I saw you kissing the cook.” 3 “Ah, but it wasn’t’ the woman in her I kissed; it was the culinary jto reindeer grazing. With rail trans-| jf expert.”—Klods-Hans (Copenhagen). é Weight 35% pounds, Length 46 inches. Caught fn’ Pine Lake, Perham, Minnesota. ed as to manner, I think you would hardly know him, Betty. I'm filling this ‘entire letter up with descriptions and impressions’ of my sister Leslie, which naturally would be my first reaction in Amer- ica, I never realized, however, how far we had grown apart. She seems quite horrified at some of my ideas, especially the ones where I have been very frank in discussing what Tam going to do as Karl's wife. “I'm afraid, Alice,” she suid, “you will find marriage very different from what you think it is. One has to love a man very much to be able to live with him at all, and I pre- sume it is the same way with a man. The constant familiarity of married. life is both its joy and its tragedy.” “What do you mean by that, Les- lie” I asked. ‘ “I mean,” she answered, “that there is a feeling which comes to a wife that no other woman can know! —a feeling of having someone thay must protect her, who is literally « part of her, No matter. how near are any of your blood relatives, they have separate interests which are paramount; but you and your wel- fare is the paramount interest : of your husband, That is her joy. The constant familiarity of married life breeds satiety and restlessness; that Hasn't she old-fashioned ideas? I'm going to sign this letter—it's already too long. Will write you soon again, ALICE. Service, Ine.) Jom. Sims Says (Copyright, 1924, NE, Strange things happen every day. In Boston, § Woman used a mirror to see how to shoot herself, instead ¢ of why. ’ Going riding alone waste of moonlight. is an awful By the time you find the needle in the haystack it is rusty. The dollars that run the govern- ment also run the taxpayers. ( Boston man thinks his wife kisses other men, so is asking for a divorce instead of feeding her onions, Very few boys are as bad as the neighbors ‘think or as good as théir parents think. ale $ Not so, long ago every man who blossomed ‘out in a checkered suit in the spritig was considered a gam- bler. ‘Many of us live expensively to impress our friends who live expen- sively to impress un. So live that wher the time comss you can retire instead of just giv: ing up. C5 IP you desive st. it College Crediis Marquette University is a Place toget them. There a wide varicty of interest- ing courses offered. And, what is almost equally im- Portant, Spee flere proximity to ichigan insures agreeable, working temperatures and vacational advantages hard to surpass. oursoe isthe Callegy of Lert Arts“lending to graduate and in the Depertment of educatioe, jal courses in. music-teac methods and public school music. Instruction in athletic conch by the Marquette Coaching Seal, TA Summer Session be- 23rd and Sectetary for Beautifat Tustreted boc ate quette and Milwaukee. MARQUETTE - UN: RSITY PIKE AND BASS FISHING, BOATING, SWIMMING, GOLFING, TENNIS, TRAP SHOOTING, DANCING \ _ All these Perham offers you. summer sport to your heart's tiful scenery. . | , You can indulge in your favorite content in the midst of most beau- Many Summer Hotels offer you the best in accommodation; or © you can ‘rent a cottage and enjoy There are also several good camp it. For further. information address home comforts with your family. sites for those who like to rough he : 4 ne F. J. SCHOENBERGER, Secretary .,,. PERHAM CHAMBER OF COMMERCE oe tS" * "Perham, Minnesota Aas. , The Land o’ Lakes ~ <8 bind has shia: