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PAGE TWO THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class Matter. BISMARCK TRIBUNE CO. Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY Publishe’ CHICAGO Marquette Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMI DETROIT Kresge Bldg. TH Fifth Ave. Bldg. IBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS sociated Press is exclusively entitled to the use or ‘epuplication of all news dispatches credited to it or not stherwise credited in this paper and also the local news pub- =lished herein. All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. "MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRC UBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE NEW YORK M A SULATION GHETICT, POL Veal. 362 «eee ele tiers Wat eea SBMS i mail, per year (in Bismarck). .........-.06 7.20 Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bi wees 5.00 Jaily by mail, outside of North Dakota.............. 6.00 THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) EDITORIAL REVIEW | comments repro@uce@ in this column may or may not expr the opinion of The Tribune. They are presented here in order thet our readers may both sides of impo insu ich are being disqussed in the press of je day. NO IDLE WARNING Since the Democrats of the Se © joined with the “ollette rac cals in putting over an amendment to the revenue bill which would open up ail income tax reports t public inspection, it is inter tv note the reaction of the De cratic New Yor posal, and. the the Senate It was warning necepted as a basic principle under the income tax Jaw that all returns must be held strictly private by the. In- ternal Revenue Bureau. Even other departments of the Gov- ernment were not given access to them for official purpose In jumping to the opposite ex 1 p the § ate has | advisedly | To make all tax returns 7 cords open to inspec » Norris amendment pro- would wo: ave in- stice and open ay for erious abuses. e purpose COST OF EDUCATION of the tax is to raise r fake it out on the schools seems to be the slogan of the} Gi A le el tx reductionists. Just why the schools are singled out ha mit rever been justified. A survey of expenditures in the tion ethods or op- us political subdivisions will show that in most instances be school districts are not the worst offenders and that on he part of school officials there has been an honest attempt o cut down expenditures. Of course this does not apply to vur institutions of higher education where wasteful dupli- ations are adding heavily to the burdens of government Mon pent duplicating courses at Fargo and Grand Forks applied to the common schools would bring a rich return in extending elementary education to the masses. Actual figures on the cost of education considered per se without comparison seem high. In the United States there W spent in 1910, $498,019,738 and in 1920 the cost had soared to $1,219,88! These figures were gathered re- cently by the Educ Finance Inquiry under the auspices of the American Council of Education, But the increase when compared with mounting costs in other fields not disproportionate. Total governmental expenditures have increased four-fold; national defense in 1920 was ten times what it was in 1910 due of course to the war; highway expenditures have nearly tripled. The inerease in the cost of education in 1920 over 1910 was 145 percent. Rents went up 175 per cent; commodities, 154; building materials, 184; and building labor 203. These contrasts establish the fact that educational costs in com- parison are really low. “Tf the tax reductionists wanted really to lower taxes in North Dakota a study of yroll expenditures would be edif ing. Weed out the unnecess smployes attached to the payroll of every political subdivision. Check up purchases of supplies and install business methods in the purchasing departments. There are a hundred ways that will yield ereater tax reduction than curtailing expenditures for edu- cation. Four veteran card players are written up in Boston. Every Friday for 35 years they have been meeting for a game of “45.” And they haven’t yet decided which is cham- pion. The Chinese go them one better, frequently dragging ss game through several generations. sighted critic has figured up how many hours the fgur card players have wasted. To claim the time is wasted, is ‘Fidiculous. There is no better investment of time than a reasonable period devoted to relaxation, especially a hobby. One purpose of life is to be happy. is only a means to an end, not the primary goal. : WATER France is hauling 32 million tons of freight a year on he yivers and canals. Here in America we ship more than that on our Great Lakes. But river and canal traffic is in_its infan It had a big start long ago, especially on the Ohio erouped around it. ; He had bean and Mississippi. Railroads came and took business from the] qt vecs aad tation Lean 2 r But river traffic is reviving rapidly. Property de-}pridge wag “out” and drove on his veloped, and coupled with an elaborate system of canals, we'd have water routes that would by competition compel the steam railroads to be more efficient or perish. Water is one key to the transportation problem. PLUNGERS In 1919 and 1920 seven and a half billion dollars worth of new oil stocks were offered to investors, New oil stock issues now are averaging about 75 million dollars a bitter lesson. Some oil stocks are good investments, undoubtedly. But many others are not, as investors with singed wings will testify More money has gone into the ground in recent years than was taken out. ALCOHOL . A tragedy of the sea: The steamer Maria, liquor laden, ran into a tropical storm after leaving Havana. Her coai gave out. As a substitute fuel, the captain used the fire- water, $250,000 worth. Cargo counts for nothing when life is at stake. Tons of diamonds would be burned, if necessary, to get a ship to port. When whisky can run the engines and drive a ship through a storm, a reader gets*wondering if the day is com- ing when alcohol will take the place of gasoline as auto fuel It already has, to considerable extent, in Cuba. JE The announcer at KDKA said Adam was the first radio fan, since he made a loud speaker out of his rib. Critics are panning him now, claiming it’s an old joke, What if it is? Old familiar jokes look best. And only the best survives, ‘especially true of jokes. Furthermore, as in burlesque, a new generation is constantly growing up that has never heard the old stuff. Why are so many people bitter against old and established things? Is it vanity, this worshipping ‘of the new? z QUITS RAILROADING Engineer Tracy Wheeler quits railroading after 42 years in which he piloted locomotives two and:a half million miles. That’s almost equivalent to 1000 trips across the continent. "At 70 he goes on the pension list. His has been a life %£ real service and big responsibility. A good job well done. Civilization is carried on the shoulders of men like Tracey ‘Wheeler. They are far more important than the professional - limelight posers, such as public affairs lunatics. Gorman’ elections seem reassuring. Returns would indi- ate that firmer hands were about to cope with the financial problems of that. nation. The possibility of an acceptance . ‘of the principles, at least, of the Dawes report is strong. ¥ ‘ a month, or not quite a billion a year. Public-learned |’ erations of individuals or cor: porations. To throw tine re- turns open 10 inspection as pu records is to sharp practices in busin which the Government directly responsible, w Instead of adopting sate- euards making more difficult dishonesty among taxpayers, tie Senate is only adding an- other incentive to @¥asion. Onee privacy is violated the hh: will hav heen lowered for new forms of fraud and It will not be ‘ore the bootleg 1 logal trickery. long then hy sing of tax returns becomes popular industry, The one thing about which the country is really concerned suing no-idle warni mates that every “f move” only makes a veto probable, ‘The Country wants not spifious, tax reduction, the burden of direct’ taxation, have added th gives Uh conform to the principle that it is ident the best posi which to go before the campaign jnst Forum. The World might t unless lon plan ing the Pres: ble the voter: ahead. THE MAN WHO BATTLES now the end of the phy n of the little town of Gedd who went out on Decemi to answer a sick call n who ne! the top of an automobile cam light. and farmer boys inves ing, found his dead body Monday s g in the car with the imple nis with wihch he fought death , and ‘ked the |time to keep abreast with the ma velous I ch of medical progre: t to wrest a living out of hi uous practice, he must have a ion of social service as the guide and recompense. We shave not sneered so much at him since lan McLaren wrote “A Doctor of the Old School” or since J. M. Barrie drew the picture Of “Dr. McLean” in “The Little Minister. ‘These made us see what we should have seen without their aid, the homely In the tragic death of Dr. Fred FE. Fyle, of Geddes we see some- thing of consciousness of the liyes of those who survive and who serve, and who live and who die, uuhonored and unsunge—St, Paul Dispatch. "LITTLE JOE | WWE MIDDLEMAN ELIS THE FARMER THERE ARE TWO SIDES TO THE QUESTION THE READER 1S ENTITLED TO ONE GUESS AS To WHO HAS THE INSIDE !! ) a Cook by Electricity. It is Cleaner, World to the pro- it gives to the reduction of taxes, — Tt is impatient of delay. To the Senate it should be obvious that by false or dubious move thet it| makes it’ gives Mr. Coolidge a fresh excuse for vetoing the bill on account of the rejection of the Mellon rates And the New York World is is- when it inti- » or dubious | mort wants reduction which will relieve both direct and in- Congress Country a phan whieh will in ue with DEATH to ate | accustomed way and into the lethal waters. | There has been at times a spirit of scorn in the attitude of some {who knew no better, for the coun-} He was not up-to- i | >| WANT hy TAXES REDUCED THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE The Voice of the People —_ RYETOYIELD BETTER REPORT OF OBSERVER However, Total Winter Crop To be Harvested, Will be Less Than Last Year * SEEDING GOES AHEAD Progress Better Than One Year Ago, Says U.S. Ag- a month ago it appeared k ‘The present condition interprets yield of about 10.7 bushels pe forecasting a product bushels compared with 10,046, 219,000 the 1917-21 1 out-turn may t aller than this fore s conditions developing E of the or,s prove favorable to the crop th In the past ears final out-turns been 6 times above once the same and 10 times below the May 1 foree: Plowing And Seeding Although field work in North I kota obtained an early start s tHE advan as‘lost during April when there were too many days with me of 0 rain to permit progress for more than a few days at a time, and dur- ing the last. week, heavy rains and Snows checked field work entirely. ricultural Statistician ~ Grand Forks the May 1 cond ta’s winter rye May 13.—Although on of North Dako- ‘op promises a bet- ter yield per acre than that of the 1923 crop the acreage to be har ed will be about 26 per cent less t last year according to the May 3 1| report issued by J. G. Diamond, of Grand Forks, agricultural statistician er returned. ‘That is not is quite right, if his recrudescence! for the federal division of crop and may be considered in the light of stock estimates, which forecasts return, When the waters of the|@ production of 10,197,000 ‘bushels Rhyne creek were freed from ice] compared with 10,046,000 in 1923 and and fell below their usual level, 219,000 bushels the 1917-1921 aver- inal out-turn of this yes op it is pointed out will be larger jor smaller than the May 1 forecast according as conditions developing during the remainder of the season prove more or less favorable to the crop than average. 56 per cent of spring seeding and planting accord- ing to the report was completed by May 1, compared with 32 per cent a ago und the 10 year average of 51, while the per cent of plowing for spring planting and seeding complet- ed by May 1, is placed at 65 per cent, compared with 45 per cent a yeu go and the 10 year average of 57. losses during the past y isease were about average, and from exposure were unusually light while the spring condition of live- stock is average, as shown by the re- port. Details follow: Rye Crop Prospect Out of a fall sown acreage of .1,- 00 there is estimated to remain for harvest according to our May 1 estimates 953,000 acres, compared with 1,288,000 acres harvested in 1921 000 acres the 1917-21 ave’ o| Livestoc figure r too shabby to be ‘heroic, | tae ae too worn to elicit our admiration, | 88¢- May J condition is, placed at in a daily hattle with the master of 81 Per cent of a normal compared alt Mmonarchis—Death, wih B32 pearsego ang (Staie iad year average condition on May 1. The present condition represents a gain of 4 points over that of a month ago, as a result of favorable April m ture, Abandonment has heen than expected, the crop now showing fairly good stands in places where As Say “B “Bayer Aspirin” INSIST! Unless you see the “Bayer Cross” -on tablets you are not getting the génuine Bayer Aspirin proved safe by millions and prescribed by phy- sicians for 24 years. Progress, however, been much | better than a year nd is above the go sured by the per- centage nd of seeding and planting completed by May 1. Oyr reports show 56 per cent of ing seeding and planting to be completed by 82 per cent 2 M compared with >» and the 10 year average of 51, The percent oft plowing for ng seeding and planting that was completed by M 5 per cent compared | ago and the Competed | 1, at with 45 per cent a y 10 year average of with recent years the present season compared closely with that of 1921 when 67 per t of seeding and planting and was reported per cent of plowing completed by May 1. The yenr 1918 on this basis had the earliest spring when 76 per cent of| seeding and “73 per cent of plowing! were completed by this date, while] 1915 wi , awe | A Thought si, Senet Qut of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh.—Matt. 12:34. Kind words are the music of the world.—F. W. Faber. By EVERETT TRUE | NOW (LL TELL ONE ae ! | | i | | INDIA NEEDS | ~ SCIENCE More is the 13. this Caleutta, May and less polities, preseribed for Indian un vant Leverhuline who recently ar rived here from England, p was optimistic regarding «India’s future hut condemned the policy of tariff protection as econom “T don't th e people of In suited to working in factorie verhulme “Th uilt for the air Lord I oncentrated form is more do to a te ‘ate eb One thing Inc does w is the application of science, engi- | neeriiiy and business and principles. More science and fess polities, should say, are the great needs of Irdia. If she applied scientific prin- ciples to her agriculture, the iner sed yield would i her health an prosperity. Iv would lap up her ur employed and bring her the content- ment Which She secks poiitieatly. “But if the governWent of India puts on ction, up will go the ost of A low cost of liv- ing lies at the root of a people's weil-being. If living is made de ry a vici circle will be created. “L believe with Presiaent Coolidge | that the business of a manufacturer | do not claim for co-partnership that it will decrease contentment. But I do claim + produces men, that i and arouses interest and energy.” (TES STINGS ‘soda orhouse- ammonia, followed by vic ong 17 Makes SeDoedoore. BY CONDO YES, Mes. AFTERNOON § NOW KNOW ABOUT ITS AN ARGUMENT ABOUT TRUE, § WAS At THE OFFICE ALC) I've TOLD You ALL What's THE USE TO START a Nit SS THAT'S WHAT Bayer package whichcontains proven directions) Handy “Bayer” boxes of 12 tablet ‘Also bottles of 24 and 100—Drnggists ‘Aspirin is the trade mark of Bayer Manu facture of Monosceticscldester of Salicylicacte EXACTLY I say! Well, here I am in the bosom of my fa y, and one of them at least ms absolutely a stranger to me. j well, The other night she ahd Karl and I were sitting alone restaur- ant table. Alice had made such a | of ‘pearls, I think the | tiful than mine. Of course her string is not as long, but the pearls seem of better quality.” | Stokely, japhi would find it out. {str ‘GIVE SPECIAL scienc? ~ | there strikes and create | creates ambition ly LETTER FROM LESLIE PRESCOTT TO RUTH ELI GTON DEAR RUTH: - My dear, my dear, those pearls ave bobbed up again. Although Karl has given Alice a| magnificent string which cost a hun- dred thousand dollars, I have reason | to believe that she covets mine as fuss about her pearls that out of sheer perverseness I put that string mine on. The moment her eyes caught them, a peculiar look came on her face, and she said in a rather tight-lipped manne: “Karl, dear, now th re more beau- Karl tooked very uncomfortable, and I tried-to change the subject of | conversation by saying: “Did you and your friend, Betty ver finish that novel you were wi “No,” swered. “Betty, you know, married a title, and you got | such a mixup with your pearls that I didn't dare write it up for fear Any time you t to sell ygur Leslie, I'm quite sure Karl will repurchase them for me. “[ couldn't think of it,” said Karl | EDUCATION FOR FOREIGN TRADE | ‘or the first jtime in the hi y of American for- jeign trade, business men, students, and hea of college and university artments of foreign trade cour- will be brought rat the th Trade | Convention Announcement made yester- day of ‘the program which ha’ been jarranged for a review of this situa- dent courses in a practical manner \to the profit ‘of both employer and foreign worker. |. Investigation of this eareer, which during? the past win- iter by the National Foreign Trade | Council, the organizer of the Boston | convent n, has revealed co-ordination between the sixty-odd- universi leges in the Unjted Stal men fora foreign trade career. hastily. “You know, of course, Alice, that if you want another string of pearls I shall be glad to buy them for you, but that string that Leslie has on is concerned with E tions only of her.” Alice looked furious, and Karl miserable. Fof a moment I wished that I could throw my pearls at her. I have never worn them that they haven't breught me some annoyance or ill luck. othing more, however, said about them during the supper, but » 1 got to my room that nigh e came through the connecting door. She looked gorgeous ful pink chiffon vel but there was a frown on her and she fairly towered above me. she said, ‘ f you. 1 want you tg give me that string of pearls tht Karl gave you, for my wedding pres- ent.” a IT must have looked surprised at her request, for she continued: “J don’t care if Karl ask uu not to give them to me. I don't care if you do think I'm jealous of Karl, Tam not happy when I see his pearl about your neck and know that he bought them one by one over the asso long years that he loved you, while mine, though perhaps more expensive was the ordinary. gift a who had plenty of money might m tosome woman who wanted th What shall I do, Ruth? Shall I give them to her? (Copyright, 1924, Women who know how to ra children are kept too busy to tell. A summer resort i everybody a place where is from somewhere. New York is a place where you can live all your life and still feel you are away from home. is is the time seniors wor bricklayers of the ance chiefly of power upon their in ¢ winter better than se the flies don't. um- If they don't hurry up with these 1 It is stated, on the one re many thousands of p. jtions in the overseas business of jthe some twenty-odd thousand Am- erican foreign trade business 0: quate means has been evolved f finding out what the employers r in making a fit man for a fit > of, this subjec jeducation for foreign trage, in re- [spect to the entire convention, is jshown by the fact that this subject |will lead the entire group session n, beginning the afternoon of day of the convention. The importan Economies. will open this session by an add “What Should Be Included neral Course on Foreign This will be followed by practical discussion of “Putting, the Foreign Trade Student to Work,” beginning with, ‘The. Need For a Solution,” by Eugene Van Cleef, chairman, Foreign Commerce Divi- Ohio State University be followed by J. Anton Haas, School of, Commerce, New York University, who will discuss “Europeap Practices.” Chauncey D. Snow, manager, For- eign Commerce Department, Cham- ber .of Commerce of -the United | States of America, will then explain “How Chambers of Commerce and |Trade Organizations Can Assist.” Lastly, Henry. Howard, chairman, Foreign Trade Committee, Cleveland Chamber of Commerce, will open the employers’ side of the question by saying “What Business Men Think About It.” of Virginia, ENJOYED A:GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP “I wish to say that FOLEY PILLS worked 0. K, on me in a couple of hours and the pains left me at once. I took a couple of them in the after- noon, went to bed and had a good night's sleep and have slept good ever since,” writes Can’ Thiel, 118E. Columbia St., Fort Wayne, Indiana. FOLEY PILLS,’ diuretic ‘stimulant for the kidneys, will thoroughly | the kidneys and increase their ity. —Adv. Only “One Around FATHER O'FLYNN—But why did you pick a quarrel and‘ fight with this man—a total stranger? é BARNEY--Suré; yer reveranee,’ all | me friends wor ‘away==London Hu- morist. H “DR. B.S. ENGE . Chiropractor Consultation Free Lucas:Blk.. Bismarek, N. D. BE A BARBE BARBERS in-big demand» Big wares-Rasy work-Kow weeks 19 pleLes -by - our methods— Expert instruetioa;;Diplomas granted. Positions Kuuranterd when competent. ‘This is db- solutely the best time in the year to learn, Write for Free Mlustrated Catalog and the most extraordinary . Sprinj offer we. have.¢ve i offer we have.ever mgd tn 40 MOLER BARBER COLLIE: 210 Front Street Barmo Ne Ey Many summer re: dvertise as the playground of the nation; when, jreally, the front poreh is that. In Los rested for Angeles, a man was nking his wife, Bus. Girls! 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