The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 22, 1924, Page 4

rail PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE * Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class BISMARCK TRIBUNE CO. Matter. Publishers Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN CHICAGO Marquette Bldg. NEW YORK PAYNE COMPANY DETROIT Kresge Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH Fifth Ave. Bldg. MEMBER.OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use or republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local news pub- lished herein. e All rights of republication of spécial dispatches herein are also reserved, MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per year..... Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck) ...... Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck’ ‘Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota....:.. y $7.20 . 7.20 : 5.00 6.00 k) THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) 2 ELENORA DUSE Elenora Duse annals of the stage. the “Divine ‘very much in common, Sea.” is a name that will be written high in the She may not have enjoyed the fame of arah” but the two emotional actresses had For years Duse was in retirement but emerged in 1921 by appearing in Ibsen's “Lady of the }the times which he regards Gabriel d’Annunzio, former poet-dictator of Fiume, wrote exclusively for her until the two became enstranged a differ- ence in which all Italy took part. " She was born, {n 1859 and belonged to that school of act- ing ‘hat produced Bernhardt, Salvini, Irving and other im mortals of the stage. and all Naples was at her feet. Her father and grandfather were ac- | the Democrats} who are ma tors-and she was born on a wagon employed in those days much ca -, WY strolling players. At the age of 20, she had gained fame | Su s after called suc ‘Paris and finally New York where she first appeared in 1893. Self restraint was said to have been her chief characté When her role demanded it, however, istic. i great dramatic heights. she rose to For years she scorned the make-up of the stage, but when she stood out and spoke her lines in ‘1a voice for which her style of acting was famous, all recog- nized, “La Duse,” as she was known. Sarah Bernhardt invited her to Paris to appear in hey own theater in plays of an emotional character, roles made famous by Bernhardt. The two had a misunderstanding that strained their friendship, although each were generous in acknowledging the other’s genius, Some of her major triumphs were: j“Fernande,” “Francesca ‘/!Tosca” and “The Second Mr: !‘Pinero’s masterpieces da “Magda,” “Juliet,” Rimini,” “Fedora” “La Tanqueray,” the latter, one of She returned this theatrical season to thrill New York and many eastern centers. thea her final tour. Fine acting combined with great beauty made secure. = up the ladder of fame rapid and Age had robbed her as it did Bernhardt of some of the old dramatic fire, but s he packed ter after theater just as the great Sarah had done in ON TURNING THE KEY The Fargo Forum again advises turning the key in the Bank of North Dakota. Bismarck people have never, as a rule, defended the state industries because one happens to be located here —and the Bank of North Dakota is a con- siderable industry. But it has seen Grand Forks demand- ing the state mill and elevator at Grand Forks, which is eating up money at a faster rate than the Bank of North Dakota ever did, be continued ment in Grand Forks. because it supplies employ- A fair comparison of the two indus- tries ought to bring both the Forum and Grand Forks people to an agreement to turn the key in the mill first of all. THROWING MONEY AWAY The easiest way to get rich is to supply a necessity or | provide entertainment for the public. When you are selling something people have to have, you escape the terrific task of educating the public to use a new device. The public, as a result of having been bunkoed ; many times, is naturally suspicious of the new. stance, it required an immense amount of educational adver-; | ADVENTURE OF || For in- tising to induce people to buy the first breakfast foods. The auto has come into popularity in a. matter of 20 years. You probably recall how suspicious and skeptical people were when the first “horseless carriages” were put on the market. And the auto would not be widely used to day if it were no t for the infinite patience and effort and advertising campaigns of the makers. All this preliminary education: campaign is avoided when’ you sell a simple necessity that people already know about and have to have. Of course, if you go into business for yourself and sell a common necessity, you feel you have tremendous competi- ‘tion. The idea of supplying necessities, to escape educating | the public, is so obvious that it margins of profits are apt to be slender as the fight for busi- | ness wages. But dealing in a necessity means quick sales and rapid | turnover of stock. Unlike sitting around for years waiting! has occurred to others. So for the public to get educated to the point of losing its sus- picions and taking a chance on service. trying out a new device or When people buy necessities, they squabble over pen- nies. "When they buy entertainment or anything else that isn’t worth 10 cents. away. Does he raise a fuss because he didn’t For instance, a man will walk several blocks to save a couple of cents on a pound of butter or a dozen of eggs. Then he turns around and pays half a dollar to see a movie that ign’t worth 10 cents. ra his money’s worth? No. ‘finy itself, not at the price. | ¢ ple‘are spending for pleasure. ee sinsist on ndétietal capart nays ‘ratt # ; i In spending for pleasure, the public is prodigal. spending for necessities, the public is a miser. Many a man who‘spends a couple of dollars a day for tobacco prefers standing half the time in street cars rather than pay an extra Does he raise’a fuss because he didn’t His kick is a grumble at the In a chance to make money easily, go where peo- a ‘Keyn te. speeches are all right, but too many political per- speaking off the key. the last June husbands are spolitical discussion above the rath- EDITORIAL REVIEW Comments reproduce@ in this column may or may pot express the opjnion of The Tribune. They are p@sented here in order that our readers ma: important MR HUGHES'S SPEECH = I An orator is at disadvantage from whom too much is expected in advance. Secretary Hughes, even if he had the tongue of men and of angels, could not have wrought all the miracles which it was proclaimed that his address before the New York Republican Convention would work. He was to be the true and inspired sounder of the Republican key- note. He was to smite the Demo- crats hip and thigh. For the Coo- | lidge Administration he to be not only spokesman and defender, but a guide for the futtre. Mr. Hughes was counted upon to litt er sordid level on which it has ‘been’ conducted, and to make 4 moving appeal to the imagination and the aspiring hopes of the whole American people. No speak- | er could have done all this, and it] is no disparagement of Mr. Hughes to say that he did not. It would have been | to think of him simply as the most | prominent New York Republican in | uirer to him | THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE He €an’t Be Presented Until He’s Presentable BRiis a | # [OANS her way’ ot the Cobinet coming to the conyen- tion of his party in his own State, to review again the work of the ‘Covernment during the past three years, and to refer to the orale to a continuance of Repub- licanyrule. This he dfd, and did it effectively. In the beginning of hig spe@eh he sought to shake him- self clean of the handicap under which all Republicans feel them- selves by he exposures at Wash- ington, and t@,turn the tables upon ipungent phrase: jident, he ‘stands unfligchingly for j the most vigorous prosecution of every wrongdoer. Yet fe could not refrain, as himself a lawyer and judge, from protesting that he is ociated ‘himself with American tradition that “there is ne securi! for life or liberty or r if the standards of jus- ignored and guilt is ‘the ‘sumed ‘before it is established.’ In his e of President Coo- lidge, Sec ary Hughes was ard- ent but discriminating. He stated but the truth when he told the Re- publican Party that its chief asset in the coming campaign, and its sufficient platform, will be the character of Calvin Coolidge. For the rest, Mr. Hughes detailed once more the financial achievements of the Republican Administration since 1921, and entered into a long foreign policy. With his exposition { the latter, there will be the less nation to quarrel, since the whole thing promises to be of very little importance in this Even if the suce were are ipictured ‘by Mr. Hughes, it is not probable that they will in- fluence the casting of & ‘thousand votes next November. Election's seldom turn on gratitude for what has been done, though they are of- ten swayed iby a desire to punish, or by a keen expectation of favors to come. At ‘the present moment, no man is sufficiently endowed with the gift of prophecy ito say what will be the decisive issue in this year's Presidential election; but it needs no iprophet to foresee that it will election. ‘the (Republican Administratign, of which Mr. Hughes once draws up the etatistics, or the re- naturally so near the heart of the Secretary of State who presided over it-—New York Times. THE TWINS \| BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON | “Where are we going now?” asked Naney. op ing 99| pital out of alleged Repub- lican corruption,’ Hughes met the issue with Wgor, and used 4 4 . 4 sik ‘denying that | :sher in rapid succession to Rome, Vienna, Berlin, London, |any politiga) party has “a monop- | H oly of rasdalty/’ “With “the Pres-| a not fond of scandalmongers, and | E old; defense, or srather laudation, of its| not tbe the economies effected by | more | sults of the Washington conference, | | Angeles, when he could have stayed he next station in Once-Upon-a “Sove- GeT A SHAVE AND A New SuiT AND INIRopuce You To This YouNG, LADY. = 4 MLL other row of stones on top of the tut!” exclaimed, Mister ney and Nick,’ well go, king and see if we can't| fix things up. I always liked the} Brave Little Tailor when I read about him. He was a merry fellow, and that is more than can be said} for some people I know.” The little car went right up to the front door of the king's castle tnd at that minute the king stepped out to give an order to his army. “T've just heard something more about that tailor son-in-law of mine,” ‘he cried. “Put another row of stones on top of the wall, soldiers. Why, your majesty,” spoke up| Mister Muggs, “if it was not fori the Brave Little Tailor you wouldn’t{ be living, now, He killed the two giants who would have killed you} and your people, and he caught the unicorn which would have wounded u when you were hunting, and he apped the wild: boar.” “But he did it all by trickery,” cried the king. “That isn’t bravery.” “Wits are better than muscle,” said Mister Muggs, “and he has enough wit for 10 people.” “That's so,” laughed the king, sud- denly in a good humor. “Men, tear the whole wall dow and goiover to the other eastle and invite my daugh- ter and her tailor husband in to have lunch with me.” As for you three, you'd better: stay, too, and we'll make a party’ of’ it.” (To Be Continued) , NEA Service, Inc.) (Copyright, 1 err | Tom Sims Says_ | }. o In Washington the rum runners tried to use dynamite against the | cops. That's bad, but better than selling it to their customers. Most beautiful women marry ugly men because they don't have to put up with good-looking men. Chicago man was robbed in Los at home and had it done much bet- ter, . Books on etiquette are still in de- mand, although reading them is said to be bad etiquette. Ball team with one eye on the It will soon be up to the sky.” | Time Land,” id Mister Muggs, “is where the Bra Little Tailor lives. He was the one who killed seven flies eye, pennant has to bat more U han an with one swat. He was so proud of himself he went out into the world to seck his fortune, . Every- where he went he boasted that he had killed seven at one blow, and every one thought he meant seven people. The king gave him three tasks to do, and when he succeeded him hi of his kingdom.” in accomplishing them, the king gave daughter for a wife, and half Proper time to change seats in a canoe is before you get in. Mah jongg may be bad, but it is a much better craze than the non- stop dancing fad we ‘had last year. These are ‘the ‘days it is time to go home just before you get settled down to work. Away they went over seven prair- ies and through seven gorges, and came at last to the Kingdom of the Brave Little Tailor, Two castles stood on top of two|@ hills, and running up and down the|! kingdom, dividing it straight into two equal parts, was a stone, wall —as high and as thick as the Great Wall of China, “What's that for?”7asked Mister Muggs of a beggar standing beside the road. “That's a spite wall,” answered the beggar. “When the king found out that the man who had married his daughter was only a tailor in- stead of a mighty warrior, he kot so mad that he had his army build the wall between the two halves of his kingdom, The tailor and his wife live in one castle and the king lives in «the other,” “You don’t say so!” cried Mister Muggs. “A pretty kettle of fish, I call it.” 4 : “Not fish, sir! Flies!” said the beg- gar. “That’s really what made the king so mad. He found out that af- ter all his boasting, his son-in-law had killed seven f! at one blow in- stead of seven-people, as he sup- posed, Every time he heafs some- o- The He writes: A chhrming little bathing is not the proper costume to wear while sitting on broken glass, A THOUGHT freck ] ‘The laborer is worthy of his re- ward—1 Tim, 5:18, fruit derived from labor is the sweetest of all pleasures.—Vau- venargues. OHIO METAL WORKER A VICTIM Both ‘ “I have My sister had —Adv. Three hundred tons of the best thing more about the way the tailor|rag paper are used in producing cne outwitted him, he has his army put year’s supply of British stamps, Ray S. Ball, Huron, Ohio, was a}< vietim of coughs and colds. he and his sister. suffered with them, but found “speedy relief” through the use of FOLEY’S HONEY AND TAR COMPOUND, the old favorite cough remedy. found FOLEY’'S HONEY AND TAR COMPOUND a most excellent remedy for coughs and colds, a severe cold and cough a year ago and found speedy relief in FOLEY’S HONEY AND TAR COMPOUND.” WARS MAY BE CALLED OFF ALL ARE BIG BUNCH OF FOLLISH- NESS A Yale professor says a hundred million men may be killed in the next war. Such being the case, we think it should be called off. War never pa It collects. Its | only advantage is that a man gets a wilk past his girl's house in a uni- form. Then he catches a train and somebody else walks past the same house in a better uniform, Sometimes the girl crys when he bids her farewell. That makes get- ting shot at a few times worth while. But guppose she forgets to cry? Then his whole war is absolutely ruined. 'The risk is too great. SOCIETY Mary Livewire got engaged to a man and left John flat, John Was out admiring the ring yesterday nd asked her how much it cost be- cause he wanted to know how much he has saved by losing her. CLEAN NEWS Soak the mosquito netting in oil so the mosquitoes can slide through without scratching themselves. WEATHER The supply of spring weather is being used up entirely too fast. EDITORIAL The United States produced more than eight billion pounds of- sugar last year. But the prospective June bridegroom doesn’t consider this any Sugar at all compared to the one he goes to see every night. AUTO HELPS Examine the radiator before buying a used car. If it doesn't leak it has been fixed recently, GARDEN HINTS Never count. your tomatoes they are ripe. dozen tomato until A bug in hand is a s saved. EVERETT TRUE SPORTS While training to attend a baseball game a fan should remember there will be someone. sitting directly in front, of him whose coat should have mud oh it. The fan in’ training ould practice putting mud on coats sitting in a chair at homae and ping his feet on the wall, BROTHER TOM’'S KITCHEN If you run short of tea, try soak- n old pipe in a cup of hot water, the same color, but the fla- vor differs slightly. DIVORCE Any man can get his wife, to di- vorce him by saying what he thinks. when he finds he put the screen door on upside down, TO STAY SINGLE While catching the mumps _is | very foolish thing to do, it will help a young man stay single through June. FASHIONS, Men's spring hats are the same as those worg ten years ago,so ours is back in style again. ETIQUETTE Even if a'neighbor does tell you how to plant your garden #t is not polite to Yell him Where to go. ADVERTISING Burglars, your trade. is too danger- ous. Write us for full details ex: plaining how to get elected to of- fice. HOW TO MARRY Half the bachelor girls owe their sad plight to an electric light shin- ing on their porch swing. Throw rocks at the light. MUSIC NOTES One of the great dangers of being a musician is you-must let your hair grow, even though someone may burn you for a brush pile. BY CONDO RAAND SCC TELC You, EVERETT, THAT YOU, WOULPN'T FEEL SO GROUCHY IF’ YOU WOULD ADOPT THE SAME KIND CFA DIST. wm FOLL oF @ t Fece FING! WKY, ePt, MY HEAD I3 AS CLEAR AS A BECL — (3, (8 (To — CET’S. TAP (Tv AND SE $!! see at "| lightened’ as, to, who’ the that I did) you used to blow bubbles in air. There once was the day when you'd stop in your play to watch them so floating up there. Each bubble-a dream ahd a bright color scheme as it floated quite gent- ly away, And now the thought cheers as you've grown up in years, for still, you blow bubbles today. The plans that you make, even though they may break, are bubbles that, grow in your mind. Your thoughts blow them up out of cre- MANDAN NEWS EN Lawrence of M INEER DIES Yoder, aged 3i, . W, J. Runge of this city Sunday morning at 5 ne home on 2nd Ave, N. E. fol- lowing an illness of a year or more duritig which time he has been bed ridden since February... Endocarditis was the cause of his death, ‘The young man had been in Ari- zona for several years, and became ill while employed as-af enginecr in mining work The remains were taken Sunday evening by Mr. and Mrs, Runge ‘to Elden, Iowa, where burial will take place CRITICALLY ILL Mrs, Helen Speilman, wife of Dr. G. H. Speilman is desperately ili fol- lowing an operation for acute appen- dicitis. She was taken ill Sunday'af- ternoon and rushed to a hospital but the appendix burst prior to the op- eration and her condition this after- noon: was very serious. Stricken sud- denly while at home alone Mrs- Speilman fainted and suffered a gash on the nose and face by strik- ing against a radiator. Friends who called summoned Dr. Speilman who rushed her to a hospital, ANNUAL MEETING The annual meeting of stockhold- ers in The Cummins Company was held after sevoral months delay oc- casioned through the illness and death ‘of T. A. Cummins. W. C, ‘Tubbs of Minneapolis and Frank Hill of Glendive were in attendance at the meeting, both leaving for their re- spective homes today. DAUGHTER BORN A daughter was born Saturday evening to Commercial Club Sccie- tary and Mrs, E. A, Ketter. [PE PLES FORUM| Editor a Tribun Bismarck, 4, 49, 24, In your issue,of iast eveni: tice an article of Julius, Meyers in which he quotes several sets of figutes regarding the appropriations for botlii the Attorncy General’s and State “Auditor's offices for the year 1919. dust where Mf.\Meyers got these figures from-is hard to say, but he claims they were! taken’ out. of some Law Books of North. Dakota. The writer.in Jooking’.this up finds that Mr. Meyers\quotes a.set of fig- ures that are a “slightly” out of pro- portion to what they. should be, This gentleman, with ‘political am- bitions, must have used a magnifying glass, equipped with the latest mul- tiplying ‘lens, as the figures;are en- larged considerably. <)- .:, , Mr.Myers gave the gmount as hav- -ing -been appropriated, to the Attor- ney Gencral at $99,935.53 while the records show it’ to have been $33,- 685.33 for the period {n guestior. His figures for the Auditor's Of- fice was ‘'$71,900,00' while the rec- ords show that it was $26,200.00. Mr, Meyers algo asked to ve en- Attorney were during General ‘and Auditor those years. f We sugggstithat he can find out who the Attérney General was by dropping ‘a. card to a fellow. by the name: of, Hagayi whpée last known ad- res, ley, Calif.*will bring information as to who the State Auditor was at that time. 4 < We suggest’ that in’ the future, when Mr, Myers bréaks. into print that he be given at least three yucss- es, and that the ifems be placed in the “Freckles” column together with the rest of the jokes, — i Thanking the Editor’ in advance for the svace, I am. Very.truly, A_ READER. E. W. Herbut, tiresome exercis When you weer g kid . (I'll admit) lee Spring, the sweet spring, is the year’s pleasant king, Then blooms each thing, then maids dance in a ring, © Cold doth not sting, the pretty birds do sing, Cuckoo, jug-jug, pu-we, to-witta-wool } The palm and May make country houses gay, Lambs frisk and play, the'shepherds pipe all day, And we hear aye birds tune this merry lay, Cuckoo, jug-jug, pu-we, to-witta-woo! - The fields breathe sweet, the daisies kiss our feet, Young lovers meet, old wives a-sunning sit, In every street these tunes our ears do greet, Cuckoo, jug-jug, pu-we, to-witta-woo! Spring! the sweet spring! —Thomas Nash. ation’s cup, and> then ‘many burst, you will find. Man's prowess and thought, as in life's march he's caught, is. what takes him up to the top. It keeps you a-going, when always you're knowing that. failure will come if you stop. So keep blowing bubbles ang make it your play; you're only as old as you feel. And one of these dava you'll admit that it pays—some bub- ble will last and be real. (Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc.)¥ ' North Dakota 7 Bird Notes | Fargo, N. D., April 22.—The past week represents the second stage of migration insour region and ‘is mark- ed by the arrival of the song spar- row, flicker, mourning dove and kinglet, Another member of the group ‘is the chestnut-collared long- spur which is one of the most com- mon sunimer birds of the ptait{e, but less familiar to us city dwdéHers in the valley. These are thé second early arrivals, i The tree sparrows and juncoes:are still with us but soon will go on to their summer home in Canada. The blackbirds, both red-winged and Rrackles have become common and)y the robins are inspecting nesting sites, The next wave of migration should bring the vesper and chipping spar- row, perhaps the white-throated sparrow, hermit thrush and myrtle warbler. Flocks of robins should be een passing over, bound for, more northern summer homes. 4 The song sparrow is one ,gf the more widely known membeggtof_ its family and a characteristic American bird. Of ordinary sparrow size, they are much streaked with black and brown both above and below. The wedge-shaped marks on the breast and sides tend to form an irregular patch on the middle of. the breast and at the sides of the throat. These birds are not found in’ flocks like the tree sparrows and many others, nor are they as socia- ° 4 ble as the juncoes and chipping spar- rows, They aro at home in the un- derbrush, especially, along: streams, but also come into our. back yards to some extent if hedges and shrub- bery, are planted. The song sparrow is one of the birds of which the ornithologists have recognized many geographical races. The ebirds of the eastern states and Canada belong to one of these, this form nesting from eastern. Kansas to Virginia and northward through Saskatchewan, Manitoba and Ontario. They’ spend the winter in the central and southern states. | Through the Rocky mountain region,, all the way from southern Mexico to Alaska, song sparrows are found, and are considered to represent some 20 more or less localized forms, -Those of the are small and pale colored; those of the northern, moist regions, larger and larker. One of these other forms was de- seribed from birds collected in the Turtle Mountains of North Dakota and is called Dakota Song Sparrow. Probably both this and the comniony~ eastern form are seen in the ‘state and they differ so little that, most of us, will not attempt to distinguish them. Present indications are that: bluc- birds are not common this year. They are reported so far only from James= town, April 5, and Kindred, Apr:l 3. Marsh hawk and flicker are among the recent arrivals. 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