The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 14, 1924, Page 4

‘PAGE FOUR : THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Iaintatedhe ey THE BISMARC K TRIBUNE Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. !)., Matter. BISMARCK TRIBUNE CO. is ‘Second Class "Publishers Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY as - - - DETROIT Kresge Bldg. CHICAGO Marquette Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH NEW YORK - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. | — Ss | MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRE: The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use or| republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not) otherwise credited in this paper and also the local news pub-) lished herein. All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN Daily by carrier, per year bak Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck)... 5 5 Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck) . Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota........... ADVANCE uaoG $7.20 . 7.20 5.00 6.00 THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) THE BEST POLICY Supt. Saxvik’s recommendation backed by members of the Board of Education to place the Junior High in the Roosevelt. school is most commendable. The hysteria of saving money at the expense of the common school system can be carried too far. But of course this adjustment can be made without any additional cost, so it should commend itself doubly to the patrons of the school. This arrangement will not disturb any grades now housed in the Roosevelt School. The Roosevelt school is a fine fire-proof structure, with gymnasium, auditorium and cafeteria facilities—a school plant which is a delight to students, teachers and parents. To allow four rooms in this excellent building to go unused would be the height of folly. It is unfortunate that any school child in this age and generation has to put up with an antiquated and dilapidated structure such as the William Moore school of the vintage of territorial days. It is only a matter of,a few years when this building must be wrecked and provision made either for the erection of a modern high school on this site and the use of the present high school for grade purposes or the erection there of a modern grade school building. Only with the greatest, precautions and every safeguard is the William Moore schoot available at all and after the best has been said, it stands as|‘t a constant menace to the health and safety of the pupils. It seems inopportune that the demand comes first to re-} EDITORIAL REVIEW duceé im this r not express he Tribune. Taey yur rs may have both as! Important {ssues which ing discussed in the pr day. Fe ATTEMPT TO BE PHILOSOPHICAL As it is the citizen's duty to e press his opinion at the primat of his or her party, it is the duty of the newspaper opinion on the issu! candid: cies before — th voters. Th ‘Tribune has performed its duty to the ‘b of its ability. Especially it has urged upon the consider: tion of Republican voters the fac ot the record of ( Small, and| wpon those facts app ed to goo citizenship to refuse him renomi- nation. That appeal a majority of tepublican8 who voted Tuesday ve refused We have no digposition to dis- cuss at this moment why Small has been preferred to Bssington. The record of Small and his ad- ministration makes a sordid chap- i But to express its} ters. There creditable admin state has prospered in spite of them, has grown and progressed. The Yates administration, the ‘tanner administration, with their spoils scandals, repregented a set-} back for good government in IIli- nois, but they were followed y better days. In fa honest and ide individual! who made the worst governor [Ili- nois ever had. It was not a spoils governor, but John P. Altgeld, a} reformer, a foe of the conventional | evils of practical politic vi the public safety was endange by riot, when property was being destroyed and lives taken by vio- it was no spoilsman_ or| grafter but this conscientious | though wrong-headed executive who refused to do his duty as guardian of the public order. His) were dominant! science andj did not express the ideas of the| miss of the people by whos wotes; he had been placed in offi The President of the United States had to intervene with federal troops, | and Altgeld had the insolence to declare this an act of usurpation. | ame sympathies and false 5 actuated his pardon of the | anarchists who had ‘been convicted | fot fomenting the assassination of But, How About the Housework? * cesar ER ‘iin which is bound to give him the swell head, Oklahoma woman shot a neighbor for listening in on the telephone, but all of us can’t do that. While Yale students have volun- tarily decided to limit drinking, some consider the sky is the limit. It is estimated a ¢ will get hot worr at many men about the 4 z ng trench in expenditures for the common schools where the! the police in the Haymarket, #p-| weather during the Ms ipead months. greatest number of students receive what education they get; few in proportion reaching high school and still fewer} enrolling in schools of higher education. | '' Those who are so solicitous over tax reduction should) start with some of the other political sub-divisions where | savings could be made without sacrifice to the children and/| especially to their future as useful citizens. Eliminat waste and duplication practiced by the higher institutions; of learning, but spare the common schools where more funds ave needed to give every child at least a start in life. The patrons of the Bismarck schools should commend | the board in attempting to save what they can without in-! suring the efficiency of the schools, but no one wants these! ¢fficials to im be 2 penny wise and a pound foolish. There are more glaring evidences of misuse of funds than in the administration of. our school budget. | Don’t place the whole burden of tax retrenchment upon! the school system when the white elephant of a mill and ele vatpr at Grand Forks continues to gouge the taxpayers of | the state and hardly a protest raised against it. A STERLING AMERICAN Those fortunate enough to hear the vigorous message of James G. McFarland, grand exalted ruler of the Elks, must have been impressed with the kind of Americanism he is preaching up and down this broad land to the more than 860,000 members of that powerful organization. It was not merely a clarion call to duty for Elks alone but for everyone who estimates properly his obligations as a citizen of the United States. He emphasized eloquently that fraternal lodges must stand for more than ritual, signs and mysterious intonations. They should present a strong, virile program for human welfare and the preservation of American traditions and constitutional ideals upon which this great republic is founded. His plea for tolerance in criticism of high officials and for a greater participation in popular government through the casting of a more representative vote on national, state and local issues was most timely. “Jimmie” McFarland and his aide “Freddie” E. Robin- son, the diminutive grand secretary who has served in that capacity for more than twenty years, make good advance agents for the kind of Americanism needed in this day when a tidal wave of extreme radicalism threatens the very foundations of the nation. ANOTHER TESTIMONIAL Armour Creameries is one of the largest produce and} cream companies in the country. It is hardly likely that ‘such development. {ated the dem parently because it was policemen who had been murdered. That was a Pp in our history | which was not sordid in the sense | of the ordingry regime of graft and inefficiency, but was the most seri-| ous threat to the welfare of the tate it had ever known. It is true that good roads repre- tthe greatest material advance! n the welfare of Mlinois in the ast four years. It is also true that ‘a large proportion,perhaps the lar- Muggs in his m; ger proportion, of these roads have deen built under the Small admin- istration. But ascribing all the éredit for this or the chief credit We might point out for one thing that Henry Ford and John D. Roc efeller have an important part in fellows in similar lines, have cre-| nd for and need of good roads by creating the ma- chines which require such roads. Former Gov. Lowden was_ laying the foundation of the ds program when Small wa | from. It was under Lowden's uenistration What the $60,000,000 bond ue which Small thas ‘been spending was voted. It was under Lowden’s administration that the; use of this money in actual con- struction of good moss was start-) ed. But, be that as it may, there is! still great need for more good roads, and great opportun’ for| building them. If they Luilt’ substantially and to districts in most nee which would have most 1 them, without political consid tion, so much the better. If Small is reelected governor we hope he will ‘build such roads, as many and ag fast as pos not, and never has been, properly a issue. It is an economic iss essential and natural phase of ma- terial progress.—Chicago Tribune. THE §$ RY COMES BACK The Standard Oil company began along northwestern The course taken involves a con- siderable loss. Many of the signs dismantled were ¢ structed, clectrically fairs, . The government has already re- lightes this corporation would have purchased the Bismarck and Minot plants of the Northern Produce Company — and no} others in\North Dakota — unless the corporation’s officers | ¢: had investigated the territory in which the plants operate, | and had by that investigation become convinced of the real) worth of this section of the state asa coming dairy and pro- ‘duce center. Bismarck people may expect to see this large | industry grow. : HORRIBLE ’ Congress contemplates installing a radio broadcasting station to send its speeches to all corners of the country. Senator Howell introduced a resolution for a committee to investigate the cost. Inasmuch as the scheme starts on the basis, it probably will not get very far. But if Congress ever does broadcast the stuff printed in the Congressional Record, we recommend, in view of the average receiving set used by radio bugs, that Congress be assigned a wavelength of 10,000 meters. PROPHECY All autos will be equipped with radio telephones within five years. This isthe prediction by Hiram P. Maxim, pres- 4 ident of American Radio Relay League. fe estimates that amateur radio fays in our country have “5 investigation” moved all advertising matter from highways within the national for- The northwestern states, realizing the value of the natural scenery along their highways, are the scene of a determined effort to end the intrusion of ‘billboards up- on their landscapes. The Standard will find that it has done something which meets the| general approval of the country. Mr. Rockefeller’s ‘big “trust” ‘has not been accustomed to much ipop- uiarity in its acts. It may enjoy the change.—Lincoln (Neb.) Jour- nal. eo i Tom Sims Says | We never could ery very much over the suffering of a man who lost $100,000 in an oil deal, as one recent- ly did in California. 5 Trouble with sleeping so late on Sunday is you eat breakfast and then have a hard time getting hungry for dinner. Better buy som@ life instrance.\ If the agent doesn’t sell you he will already spent 200 millipn dollars for sets. That's only a start. The radio market, properly stimulated by invention, has a/plum of billions of dollars of sales in sight. Such a ; stimulus will rapidly develop radio from an entertaining toy into a senyday. device as. indispensable asthe auto 4 ; \ try to worry, you to death. The: nd their) ; ADVENTURE OF | THE TWINS BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON | Away to Once-Upon-a-Time Land went Nancy and Nick” with” Mister automobile. They rode over seven hills of sev-1 encolors, and on the top of tie last hill, all covered with blue forget- me-nots and violets, stood the blue! r the fundamental educational structure and {for it to Small is not good sense. castle of Cinderella and her prince. The little door of thi ned at the front! ce and a gray mouse ‘overed velvet let them, ‘A gray rat in pumpkin-colored sat- in took their cards on a card t and said he would tell the that they were there, a who was now called King Charming instead of Prince Charming, They al] sat down in a lovely blue and pumpkin-colored room and wait- ed, and by and by Cinderella came} running down the marble stairs and burst into the room. “Oh, I forgot,” she laughed, “they are always telling me that I should m a queen, spread out her ened her crown. “But I'm so glad to see you, you s!” she beamed: “Hello, Nancy! ck! Hello; Mister Muges! see I know your names from your cards, And now do sit down and tell me about all the news and everything. How is my: dear god- mother, the Fairy Queen?” “She's fine and dandy,” said Mis- ter Muggs e sent me to find out if you are happy, and if not, why, and all about it, These Twins just came along for a ride.” Cinderella—I mean Queen Cinder- ella—laughed and gave Nancy 2 hug, Then she sighed, “I am happy all except one thing,” she said. ‘My two older sisters live with me, and although they mean to be kind, they are always telling me what I should: do—now that I am queen I suppose they think I should pull a long face and sit with my hands in my» lap and all that, And when I give a party it's just awful. They ‘just against a wall and make remark about everybody, and nobody with them and they get cross and then they scold me.” “Is that all you have to be unhap- py about?” laughed Mister Muges. “f don’t think it is a laughing matter,” declared Cinderella, And even my husband is getting tired of them silting around croaking all the tim “Why, it is only a laughing mat- ter,” said Mister Muggs, “because it is so easily fixed. Tha trouble with your poor sisters is that they warit tb be young and lovely, too. So I am going to give you some beauty cream T brought along. Rub a little { TO NEWS t SIMS PAPER REAL NEW SCANDAL CURE ey j MORE THEY IT WORKS Here's startlin ington. The vice cured some colds for se with chlorine gas, A few days the same kind of was used to care, distemper. which broke out among some of the artillery horses. Amd here's an ide handed out by ‘proving committees ceuld be changed into chlorine ga: the more they talked the more they would cure their distemper. ADVERTISING Fishermen, write at once for our new booklet describing the: * ston Arm.” Look like real a Double your pacity. With a pair of our “Extension Arms” you can win any fish story contest. And that reminds us, we will start a liar's contest goon, maybe. EDITORIAL In Chicago, w pretty little girl of 17 got arrested for picking pockets. Just a slip of a girl. This cold,-cruel world should not judge her too harshly. She may have been a bride i he could pick her hus- ts, which is considered news from Wash- hemical Warfare Ser- at ater If the gas being ETIQUETTE When being! introduced to a bill collector the proper greeting seems to be “Can you come back next week? ‘ FASHIONS Metallic stockings are the latest things on legs, but do not protect them from the sharp looks. BROTHER TOM’S KITCHE To melt butter without burning tell it a sad story EVERETT TRUE SPORTS A very important thing for a fan training for the baseball, season to learn is whether his hoifig:team is good or rotten. It is'feally very simple to be so important. If the team hits, a winning streak it is a fine bunch of boys. But if they hap- pen to hit a losing streak they are a rotten bunch of bums, they are, SOCIETY Mr. Glublub, who was last reported in these pages as having almost stop- ped smoking and swearing, has had a serious relapse, He hadn't sworn for three weeks, but his wife started cleaning. And he hadn't smoked for two wecks, but he went to a ball game. CLEAN NEWS If. you have kept coal in the bath tub all winter it should be scrubbed out with sand, POLITICS All foreign ‘cabinets have been re- signing, but the German cabinet is about’ six resignations ahead of the rest. HOW TO MARRY Instead of crying for a man try laughing for one. TO STAY SINGLE Have a picture made before break- fast. Send her one. May help you stay single through June. DIVORCE Keep tracking mud into the house and laugh when she cleans it up. RADIO NEWS The greatest objection to radio is it is all party lines. BEAUTY SECRETS Take deep breathing exercises regularly so you can hgld your breath while being kissed. BY CONDO Hecco, EvERETT! THIS 1S CHESTER! . CASTEN — THEYVE Got ME JUGGED | HERES INTHE HOOSGOW © ON A CHARGS OF RECKLESS DRIVING ! OH, THEY FINALLY | Gort You, DiD THEY 2 APPRECIATE rele YES, AND 3% WOULD vr \F YoU WouLD Come Down AND RAIL ME OUT !’\ on their faces while they are asleep and tomorrow they will be young and as pretty as you are, and of course that will make them happy and hind- hearted.” “Oh, thank you}” cried Cinderella, “11 put it on the minute they get to sleep. “I am so glad you came.” “We must be going now,” said Mister Muggs, so they- all left the} Blue castle, Cinderella waving tp them from a window. “LT always did feel sorry for those old sisters,” ‘said Nancy, \ “I never thought Cinderella could be happy cither as long ‘as they were old and The rest of your days depend upon the rest of your nights. ‘A Chieago woman | claims. three women tried tosteal) her husband, enainecameemamintaceaeieiaedt tneieh sieaianieaenainatitaiat a nmmiabaeiiel ugly.” F ; (To Be Continued) — (Copyright, 1924, NEA. Service, Inc.) ——_—_—_— ‘The average time of vessels going through ‘the Suez Canal is 16 hours. l/ a BAIL YoU OUT 1. Qoob 2 MEAN BAWC You our! — tee MONDAY, APRIL 14, 1924 DEDPE i] Say, whene’er we mention bathtub | to our little six-year-old, he starts to fuss and fume and fight and fret, Perhaps, some day, he'll quite erjoy the water hot, or cold—perhaps he will, but that bright day’s not yet. And when we even tilk about the hing of his neck, or mention that his hands ihd face are soiled, this TALL NDS You cannot a bar of soap fine; you can’t con- vinee that scrubbing does him good. At least that sort of chatter never seems to go with mine; he never uses soap just as he should. But, just the same this water'fear is bunko as a rule, 'cause while the child at home will act that he changes, absolutely, when he secs a I a youngster that ~ little tot just ‘hollers till his mother is a wreck. Ah, yes, we must admit the child is spoiled. swimmin’ pool and in the pool he'll swim and splash all day. (Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc.) PROCLAMATION ‘The boyhood of America constitu-} work for boys’ welfare will extend tes-one of our greatest natione! as-| their active co-operation. hace * The fact that the week designated sets. A keen redlization of this fact] i. cigq Arbor, Garden, and Native on the part of our people will make Life Week in this state, suagests Qy this asset of still greater value to|scrvice by: which the growing bo the future America. hood may contribute much of be: By instilling in the younger gener-| ty and utility to a developing com- ation an abiding love and admira-| monwealth. tion for national ideals and institu-| Now, THEREFORE, I, R. A. Nestos, Governor of the state of North Da- tions, and a realization of the re- ies and obligatioiis, as well] kota, do hereby, set aside and design- ate, organizations and institutio: APRIL 27 TO MAY 3, 1924, contributing something of inestima- bfe value to the stability and moral standards of the nation. Since its initiation in 1920, plan of devoting one week in the year, known as Boy’s Week, has steadily increased in favor until the movement has spread to practically all of the large cities of the world and is supported by every type of or- ganization ‘working for boy The National Boys’ Week Committee, of which Walter W. Head, President of the American Bankers’ Association,| Youth is the structure upon which is chairman, numbers ‘among its|the future rests. That structure members distinguikhed men in all will be stfong or weak as we develop walks of American life; church, the spirit of loyalty and devotion in state, bar, bench, industry, education, the youth of the nation. This 1s a army, navy, being brought together responsibility and an obligation of to co-ordinate all organizations,’ each generation and itis well for the creeds, and races represented in the , commonwealth as a whole to think ‘American people. This committee , for at least one week in terms of the has designated April 27 to May 3 as boy, his needs and his future, for Boys’ Week and has arranged, a pro- | his future is the future of the world, gram for each day of that weck de-| In witness whereof f have hereun signed to show cach community not to set my hand and caused the seal only its obligation to the boy but of the state of North Dakota to be so its opportunity ‘to serve our fu-jaffixed, this 12th day of April, in the ture citizenship. The success of the| year of our Lord, 1924. program is ass d, if all citizens R. A. NESTOS, as well as organizations engaged in Governor, MANDAN NEWS CALLS CONVENTION E. A. Tostevin, who was ,designat- ed by the state “organization of “real” republicans as gounty chair- man for Morton county has issued a call for a county convention to be held Saturday, April. 19, at the Knights of Pythias hall, formerly the Commercial club to select delegates to the state convention which is to be held at Jamestown on April 23rd, also to endorse candidates for the legislature from this county which forms the Thirtieth legislative’ dis- trict. as NATIONAL BOYS’ WEEK in the state of North Dakota, and do earnestly request all our citizens to lend their hearty co-operation, that |boards of education and schooi au- thorities, churches, employ boys, and all organizations interest- ed in boy welfare, lend their aid to make this week of outstanding im- toward making May Ist, Boy ty Day, an out- standing feature of the week. the Sorporation WillTake Up Coolidge Plan Minneaoplis, Apel 14.—Prééftient Coolidge’s proposal to have thenew $10,000,000 "Agricultural Credit Cor- poration assist farmers in sections of the northwest wheat growing terri- tory toward diversification will be formulated into workable: machinery at a meeting here Monday, it was announced yesterday. 4 A call for the mecting of the di rectors of the corporation was sued yesterday. The directors are expected to au- thorize appointment of a_ livestock committee and to consider agencies through which the corporation will , work in extending direct aid ta the farmers in line with the pres! it's } aad recommendations. : Z WARRANTS UNCLAIMED F Warrants for hail insurance loss- es totalling nearly $250 have been returned to the state department, ac- cording to an announcement made recently and the newspapers are ask- ed to publish the data in the hope that owners of the warrants will claim them or friends advise the department as to proper addsesses. The warrants were issued on crop losses sustained in Morton county and are as follows: 71492 ~F, M, Jachim, Labor Candidate Is Son of Lord Windsor, England, April 14.—The son of Lord Albermarle, the Hong Arnold Keppel, has signified his in- Bismarck, | tention of standing as a Labor can- leas. gets in .# block of flats’near the; notan.¢! than those listening at the ‘op window. 3 ‘ Ne D., $12.84. . 71559 A, D. Clark’ & Co., Minne- apolis, Minn., $18.78. 71602 J. F. Hancley, Springs, Iowa, $0.25. ‘ 71617 Peter Grimm, Detroit, Mich., $207.12. didate for this di ion at the next general election. The sitting member for the divi- sion is A. A. Somerville, a Conser- vative, and while the Labor candi- date was being educated at Eton Somerville acted as one of his tu- tors, . PIG KILLS A MAN Rome, April 14.—One of the quaintest accidents ever recorded took place recently at Frattamag- giore-Grumo, near Naples, A peasant was walking through the village when, without warning, a pig fell on his head, killing him instantly. It was discovered that the pig had forced its way through the bars oi a balcony on the second floor of a house. How he got on the balconyag was not disclosed. College TO MINNEAPOLIS Mts. Thomas ‘Wilkinson and daugh- ter, Alice left Yor Minneapolis, where they will spgnd the Easter vacation at the Home of Mr. and Mrs@Arnold Wilkinson. f ATHOUGHT { = Poverty and shame shall be to him that refuseth instruction; but he that There is an ‘oblique way of reproof which takes off from the sharpness f it.—Steele. For Cigarettes| s, April 14.—‘Marihu- jjuana” as. some spell it, the everyday “loco. weed” that formerly grew wild on the deserts of northern Mexico, now is being culti- vated on thousands of acres in that country for sale, to addicts of the plant in this country, according to Valdo Santos, arrested here with five pounds of it ip his possession. Santos was charged with violating a city ordinance against the sale and possession of the product. The weed, which Santos said is be- ing sent from Mexico to agents ip all parts*of the United States for dis- tribution, is smoked,jn the form of cigarettes and, according to Santos, “the business beats, ;bootlegging be- cause the fines are smaller:and I sell The man who buys a Gordon hat is smart— Authorities say the stuff has and looks it most. every known effect upon per- sons who use it. In ‘sgme it pro- duces a feeling, of exhilaration or; grandeur, but “instances have been, known where grazed addits have com- mitted murde: Ly SOUND WAVES BEATEN” { London, April’ 14.The broadcast- the .Bigy, Ben's..chimes. has the soypds, are carriod by er than they tra- vel. in the ordinary way. People lis- teninig to the chimes on their wire- One of the clever spring models is ‘Sir Jim": This hat conforms to a man’s individuality and can be had in any of the popular~: light colors. GORDON HATS oe Hampstead: Heath find that thayiliear”. bout, 18. seconds... earlies