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PUSHING CONGRESS President Coolidge has thus far shown a nice discrimina- tion between the ideas of the “big stick’’ in compelling Con- ss to do the bidding of the White House and in using influence where it may be desirable and _nece erystalize opinion in the legislative branch. The Pr has on more than one occasion re rmed his allegiance to the constitutional respect demanded for the coordinate branches of the government — legislative, judicial and executive. : At the present time he is moving to accelerate legisla- tion, which has been virtually suspended as a result of the numerous investigations being conducted in Congress, taking | the time of members. He has not in a stentorian manner a program and demanded that Congress do his bid- | instead sought conferences with the leaders of branches during which plans may be discussed which | ef executive hopes will eventuate in constructive leg- | islation. The President, too, has not hesitated to make known | frequently to Congress his views on various measures and to suggest that action be taken. He did this with respect | to the Norbeck-Burtness bill for livestock loans and he has| done it with other measures of importance to agriculture of the Northwest in which time is an important factor. ANOTHER CUP, PLEASE!” Can Americans be induced to make tea their national} drink instead of coffee? British tea exporters think there} is a fighting cha They will conduct a big advertising campaign in America. The English use an average of nine pounds of tea a year apiece. In our country, less than a pound a year. We are a nation of coffee drinkers, consuming more than 12 pounds of coffee a year for every man, woman and child. This is almost a half more than in 1914. What caused the in- crease? Prohibition, largely. Such is the generally accepted explanation. . A pound of coffee, properly percolated, and made ong.” yields 40 cups of beverage. The year’s total is an! average of 480 cups of strong coffee—more cups where the drink is weaker. Even at that, we’re not the greatest coffee-drinking nation. Sweden tops the list, Cuba second, America third. } The Chinese drink less coffee than any other people, averag- | ing a pound a year for every 100 people. Like the English. EDITORIAL REVIEW Comments reproduced in this column may oF may not express the opjnion of The Tribu: Fsented here in order tl the day. WASHINGTON IS INIQUITY on in this country .dmission “tes of mation eading and the part jud on many ly false. iN such comment “Oh, I gu h there is rotten How far from the facts, even the published t their ut- most wo y conception this care red sentence re- flects! Out of all official two men ure accused. proved against either, Mr. Fall, circumstances damning enough, but he is not victed. In the case of Mr. Da 7 the evidence — seems y gossip out sources hat a member of the p cabinet ought to be, h isn't nst him at this moment any tangible proof that would induce a jury to convict a friendle it There of proportions, and lose it pody y what is going on in Washington except — pel i ghouls who hope somehow to extract poli- tical profit: from it. It is clear things have happened should have happened. It is good citizens that ic as this is heard Washington, Nothing i In the case of seem ve thing as a sense folly to about > of guilty may be punished and the in- nocent freed of bl ing congress—is, in the main, hon- est and devoted. It may seem stup- pid sometimes. It is all bound around with red tape. too much partisan politics there to clutter up and delay and confuse and defeat public busin is concerned, thefe is very little of Probably, indeed, there never has been a time in the history of the country when there was so lit- tle of it There, w time, countty’ Was just learning to ex- ploit its great natural resources, when the exploiters wanted favors of government and congress and Washington officials could them, when the country couldn't have stood a real investigation anywhere near as well as it can now. Great financial interests en- gaged in this exploitation were very close to political processes. re were no interstate commer nmissions and trade commis- E officials to appropriations for “legal expense! went unchecked und unchallenge There wa those days. lay bribery is very rare in- either in national or state governments. Twent No doubt, bribery ia they are tea drinkers. The American people spend over a million dollars a day for coffee. The milk and cream used in our coffee takes the entire yield of three million cows Coffee has been used as a beverage for more than 1000 years. Louis XIV is supposed to have drunk the first cup of it ever made in France. At that time, coffee sold for $29 a pound. The price may seem unbelievable now. There are teas, however, that cost even more. Sixty dollars a pound is what you'll have to pay for a pound of Bak Woon (White Cloud) tea from China. It tastes weak. As the British develop their advertising campaign to in- duce Americans to drink more tea and less coffee, there’ll be much discussion about the relative merits and injuriousness of the two. | The average pound of coffee contains 85 grains of’ caff-' eine. A cup of strong black coffee often has from two to five grains of caffeine. But, for that matter, there is opium in lettuce. Yes, and the equivalent of alcohol in candy and all other forms of sugar. And tea contains the powerful drug, theine, similar to caffeine, In a general way, the English seem to get about the same effect from a cup of tea that Americans get from coffee. In excess, either one is harmful to the health of the average person. It’s a matter of taste—and so far Americans have voted 12 to 1 for coffee and against tea. Will advertising shift that preference? That will be answered later. T. B. Tuberculosis costs the United States 500 million dollars a year, according to the Anti-Tuberculosis League. It arrives at this figure by estimating that each year of the average person’s life is worth $100 in the form of national wealth. Thus a person, who dies five years prematurely, means a loss of $500 to national wealth. ! Surely we are worth more than $100 a year apiece to the tion. But even that low figure means a loss of half a billion dollars a year. If men had even mild intelligence, they would stop fighting each other and concentrate on the common enemy, disease. The money spent on the World War would, devoted to scientific research and health meas- | ures, eliminate nearly every disease now known. vee OUTLOOK GOOD Pig iron production continued rising in February, it’s; announced. The output was nearly twice as big as February, | 1922. This means that the steel industry expects lots of customers and heavy orders—which, in turn, means jobs. Railroad freight traffic continues big for this time of year. The banking situation is strong. Retail trade is @ bit quiet in some lines, but indications ! are for a brisk spring pick-up. People have plepty of money and credit to keep things- going in good shape. This is shown by the manufacturé of 349,141 motor vehicles in Feb- ruary, a gain of more than a fourth over the previous Feb- ruary record, in 1923. A Boston man asks divorce because she wouldn’t fire the. furnace. Her mistake was failing to keep him in hot water. | -» Chewing gum costs America $50,000,000 annually, which is a lot of money to stick under tables and chairs,...... tet was 4 commonplace in | Today it is almost unknown. Washington NOT a rotten mes s evil there, as there is wherever men seek money they have not earned. But there is good there, too, and a gréat deal more of it than one might expect who knows how cas- ually the American people treat their political duties Duluth Tribune. ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON All the Doofunny people were go- ing to see the Humpty-Dumpty Cir- cus and asked the Twins to go along. So off they went with Mister Fuzz Wuzz at half past 12, to get good The China Pig with back took the pennies as you passed in, and by the time half of the Doo- funny Landers were inside he was so full he couldn’t move, and had to ask Sambo, the black boy in the side show, to help him. Sambo had a long red tongue and when you put your penny on it, she rolled his eyes and opened — his mouth wide and the penny rolled right down his throat. Someone whispered that Sambo had been a bank before he went into the side show business, but I don’t know whether it is true or not. Anyway he, too, was so stuffed with money that Mister Fuzz Wuzz had to take a serew driver and take off his head and then turn him up side down to let the money roll out. As for the pig, he couldn't be un- screwed and there he was—not able a slot in his jto move a muscle. “There is only one way to get any money out of him,” said Mister Fuzz | Wuzz, “and that’s to break him into pieces.” “Oh, don’t please!” begged the China Pig. “I had an uncle once who was broken into pieces, and although he was glued together again, he nev- er was able to.eat a full meal after- wards, and never, never, never could be washed.” ‘ “I shouldn't, think a pig would ware about that,” laughed Nancy, but seeing the offended look in the pig’s eyes sM added hastily, “I'm sure we'll find another way, Mister Pig.” Well, sir, there it was—time for the show to begin and that pig hold- ing up everything! You'll never guess who came along in the nick of time and helped them out of their trouble! It was the Cut- Out family, Mr. and Mrs. Cut-Out and all the children, “Why, that’s the easiest thing in the worl!” declared the Cut-Out gentleman. “I have a thin hand and Teaniget the pennies-ont-for yoo.” iresitoy once, bat many times, some whole mess ss that There is| But so far as financial dishonesty | when the give| and liberal | ") Pl tell | (To Be Continued) A very dangerous thing is going ; ; | it is largely gossip, and to- of people, are joining to paint in the public mind a picture of of- ficial life in Washington that is ut- | | e cleared up so that the| 1 Washington—includ- | SATURDAY, MARCH 22, 1924 || Pictur XLII (Continued) But Clavering was also a man ;of swift decisions and resource, and he knew this was ho time to Hlose bis head, or even to play a waiting game.' And he must tread warily. Impulsive as he was by ature he could be as wary as a Red Indian when watiness would serve his purpose. He called up j Mr. Dinwiddie on the telephone ,and asked if he might see him at once. It was only half past nine and Mr. Dinwiddie was just finish- ing his breakfast in bed, but he told his favorite cordially to “come along.” XLIV “What {s 1t?” asked, Mr. Dinwid- die, as Clavering entered his bed- room fifteen minutes later. “This is an early call. Thought you didn’t get up till nocn.” “Went to bed early last nolght for a change. I've come to ask a favor. I'll ,smoke, If you don’t mind.” Q He took a chair beside the bed, where Mr, Dinwiddie, in skull cap and decorous pyjamas, - leaned against high pillows, happily’ di- ‘gesting his breakfast, with the newspapers beside him.’ Clavering smoked for a few moments in si- lence, whileyhis host watched him keenly. He had never seen dis young friend in quite this mood. There was a cufious deadly .still- ness about him. ' “What is it, Lee?” he asked “But you'll spoil your fine coat!” exclaimed Mister Fuzz Wuzz. And indeed Mister Cut-Out quite a dude “The pig being china, I don't! mind,” said he, and putting in his thin hand he drew out a penny. He soon had the poor pig as empty as a drum. “Thank you, kind sir, you aved my life,” grunted the pig. “Don't mention it,” exclaimed the other, “Nothing at all! I'll save it for you any time.” Of course the Cut-Outs all got in free after that, and a grand circus it was! | The best thing of all was a race two Humpty-Dumpty clowns ran on the Humpty-Dumpty elephant and | the Humpty-Dumpty giraffe. | “Hoop, hoop, hurrah!” eried Nick, j “I bet on the elephant.” | “I bet on the giraffe!” cried Mr. Fuzz Wuzz, wiving his high silk hat. | “Elephant!” yelled some. “Giraffe!” shouted others. you tomorrow who won. was have (Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc.) NOTICE OF SALE Is Hereby Given That de- s been made in the terms and conditions of that certain mortgage, made, executed and delivered by W. P. Costello and Mary Frances Costel- lo, his wife, and James Sedivec, wi- dower, mortgagors, to H. E. Wild- fi mortgagee, dated the Ist day of November 1917, and filed for rec- ord in the office of the Register of Deeds of Burleigh County, North Dakota, on the 18th day of December 1917 at 3:10 and duly recorded TO NEW S\RYPAPER when curiosity finally got the bet- ter of him. “Nothing wrong be- tween you and Mary, I hope? Of course you know It’s all over town that you’re engaged to her. Don’t mind my saying this, do you? And you know you can trust me. Noth- ing like an old gossip for keeping FRENCH ARE MAY BRING HER FAMOUS SHOW- 2 ERS ALO. Present indications are that April will be with us just as soon as March leaves. Ma is scheduled to end March 31 this ye; and April starts the very next day. She'will be wel- . A special wire from April over mental telepathy reads: “Hello, You remember me? I spent a month with you last year. I brought showers. Love and k April.” Who doesn't remember April? Last year April showers brought May floods. Housewives raiseq cain about mud being tracked into the house. Many new cuss words were invented to describe this mud, SPORTS Shooting craps is an indoor sport; with a catch to it. A lucky crap shooter keeps on shooting ,until he becomes an unlucky crap shooter and loses what he has won. Only the un- lucRy crap shooter quits. So you might say the unlucky are lucky. They save a lot of time. AUTO HELPS If you are lonely say you are go- ing to buy a car. There will be a in Book “144” of Mortgage Deeds, jon page 471, and assigned by said | mortgagee to J, W. Strong, by in- strument in writing dated the 20th day of December 1917, and filed for record in the office of said Register of Deeds on the 9th of Decem- ber 1918, at 10 A. M. and duly re- corded Book “ of Mortgages, | on page 35, and that said mortgage will be foreclosed by a s premises in such mortgage inafter described, at the front door of the court house, in the City of Bismarck, in the County of Burleigh ang State of North Dakata, at the hour of two o'clock in the afternoon on the 15th day of April 1924, to satisfy the amount due on such | mortgage at the date of su The premises described in such mortgage, and which will be sold sfy the in the County of th and State of North Dakota, and are described as follows, to- The East half of the Northeast quarter (E% of N ) and the East half of the Southeast quarter (E% of SE%) of Section Thirty-two (32), in Township One hundred forty (140) North, of Range Seventy-six (76) | West,’ of the Fifth Principal Meri- dian, containing 160 acres of land, more or less, according to the United | States Government survey thereof. 1 There will be on such mortgage | at the date of sale the sum of Thir- teen Hundred Eighty-eight Dollars and fifty-four ($1388.54) Cents, in- cluding taxes for 1919 paid for as- signee of mortgagee, ang the costé and expenses of foreclosure. Dateg March 8th, 1924. HARRY W. WOODFORD, Administrator of the Estate of J. W Strong, deceased, assignee of mortgagee. ALBIN HEDSTROM, Sheriff of Burleigh County, North Dakota, PIERCE, THNnNHSON, CUPLER & STAMBAUGH, Attorneys for Assignee of Mort gagee, Fargo, North Dakota: 3-8-15-22-29-—« NOTICE OF NAME AND TRADE DESIGNATION To whom it may concern notice is hereby given that P. W. Chubb is doing business in the City of Bis- marck at No. 214 Main Street in the County of Burleigh, in the State of North Dakota under the Trade name and Designation ag follows towit: “The Music Shop.” P, W. Chubb, 8-8-15-22-29. * 5-12 BEAUTIFU! DIAN TROPHIES SENT TO UNDERWOOD DRUGGIST Garrison, N. D., March 22.—Sam Newman, Sr., of Elbowoods, was in town Saturday and showed us a bow and three arrows Which were made | by John Whitetail of Armstrong, ‘and are an exact replica of the type flock of salesmen around to talk with, 3 WEATHER Our language is funny. Everybody knows what summer is as hot as and what winter is as cold as. TAX NOTICE & Many have recovered physically from their income tax payments, FARM NEWS * The early worm gets the peach. BROTHER TOM'S KITCHEN Some people are as tight as a pie- a confidence sacred.” “Well,lam. But she chooses not to announce it and that is her right. And here is'where you can help me.’ I want you to open your. camp in-the Adirondacks and give Mary a house party. I suppose Larsing and ‘his wife are still there?” “Yes, but it’s too early——" “Spring is early this year. The ice must have gone out. And the house Is always comfortatle; we've often had fires there when people were having sunstroke in New York. I want you to get busy, so that we can leave tomorrow morn- ing—" “Tomorrow morning? You young dynamo. ‘It can't be done.” “It can. P'i‘call up the people 1 want in a few ‘minutes — from here. .You can telephone to the SO FOOLISH! ADVERTISING The next issue of Tom Sims News- paper will be a ‘great event in the life of the American people. In this ! issue will be the first of a series of 40 articles, six already written, on “How to Marry.” This boon would have been bestowed upon womankind last week, but we hated to discour- age Elinor Glyn. EDITORIAL A terrible brush fire broke out in Los Angeles county, sweeping up Topango county. This, however, was better than having a terrible brush fite in the C&lifornia town which held a whisker contest not long ago. SOCIETY New Orleans girl broke a cop's rib. They were fightingsgo.mot dancing. Fighting differs trom: dancing be- cause in danving)there is no malice aforethought. And, by the way, fat people had better get all their dan- cing done before the weather gets too hot, MUSIC NOTES If you could only sing like chicken frying your fortune would be made. isten to the chicken frying and imitate the noise. SPRING NEWS Spring is here to stay when a neighbor returns your coal shovel ang borrows your lawn mower. HOME HELPS To keep the porch swing from squeaking sit in a chair, | GARDEN HINTS ® ‘| Flowers on the table help your ap petite. The most beautiful flower to plant is cauliflower, JAIL NEWS It. hasn't happened, but some day a safe cracker will say he learned it kle bottle stopper. opening olives and sardines, You have looked beneath the dress- er, crouched upon your hands and knees; you have wallowed in the un- der-carpet dust, You ‘have searched in distant corners; don’t deny it, if you please, but admit it, though you do it with disgust. You have hollered at the Missus and you've blamed the baby, too. “I had it, just this morning,” you have cried. In your search- around the household everyone has, joined with vou, but the missing little metal isn’t spied. Webster failed to get in printing words that you would like to shout. Nothing seems to quite express. the way you feel. . You're a blaze of red’- camp. Provisions can go tonight. I' see to that also——” “But can» you .get away your- ‘ | seit?” ning fury as you wildly search about! “I'd get away if I had to resign, and to all the family make a vain ap-| but I ‘shan’t. I shall break away peal. - for two months later anyhow. We | Not just once, but very often, does; have planned to marry in Austria | this drama take the stage, ‘and the, in about a month from now.” act's a repetition every time, Andto; “Then why in thunder do you think that you could dodge it and want to run off to the woods with j Prevent a frantic rage through the her now? 1 never heard of any- sensible investment of a dime, thing so unreasonable. She has Yea, the one who wrote the brom-! friends here who'd like to see her ide, “button, button—" you'll allow,! until the last minute, you selfish surely knew, from men, an awful rise | young beggar —" he'd get. Where's the man who has!” uss not asked “Where is my collar-button | eee, Peart tat pena ike Ponies all because he only| oy oienation, Din, Just accept my . word that it's a vital matter to (Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc.)| me.” “Ah! But I know!” | widdie’® eyes glittered. hauer is ‘here, the cocoanut.” Clavering scowled. “Wha’t do you mean by that?” “I—I—well—t was @ good deal pf talk at the time—but then you know, Lee, I told you the very first time we both saw her that Mr, Din- “Hohgn- That's the milk in used in early Indian warfare ana for hunting purposes, with the ex- ception of the bow-string, which 1s nade of twisted cord in place of the deer sinew formerly used. A head dress made of porcupine hair and a deer tail, and strikingly beautiful, Iso displayed by Mr. Newman. This head dress was worn by the warriors at war dances, and repre- sents much hard work: on the part of the maker. Z Joe Evander, the Underwood Drug- ist, was to be the recipient of these ine specimens of Indian handiwork, which will be placed with Mr. Evai der’s collection of unique’and.curiot: articles of historle value. . ' there had been stories about Mary.”. % “Well, as it happens, she told me about this man, although not his name. Enougif, however, for me to know at once this morning who he was. I don’t intend she shall see’ him.” ve Boiler Explodes _At Carrington Carrington, March 22.—Blowing out. its bottom, the steam ‘boiler in the plant of the cooperative cream station, here shot like a sky rocket through: the roof of the building. The boiler went a hundred or more feet into the air and then came down 200 feet away, a very short distance from thé Methodist ghurch. No ong.was burt in the unusual | seales nearby was lifted: and nearly, ccident but J.W. Canfield, manager | wrecked the building.” Damage. is who lives in-the adjoining rooms, was | estimated at’ $200." The bo going througn’a door into his réoms Satanding on B concrete base six when -the: explosion’ blew the door shut'Behind him. Fite was scattered over thé Holler room but was quick- ly extinguished by, a chemical in the room. The platform of the set of! s years best book ky Americas BILACK (XEN & GERTRUDE ATHERTON Published by arrangement with Associated First National }) Ine. Watch for the screen version prodused by Frank Lloyd with Corinne Griffith as Countess Zattiany. Copyright 1928 by Gertrude Atherton “You don’t mean to tell me thai you are jealous of Hohenhauer. Why, that was nearly twenty yeart ago, and he is almost as old as | am. “I'm not jealous, but I’ve got s hunch.” He scowled again, for he fancied he could see that old story unrolling itself in Dinwiddie's mind. It ts one thing to dismiss the past with a lordly gesture and another to see it rise from the dead and peer from old eyes. He went on calmly, however. “I've na faith, myself,*in the making, of bonfires out of dead ashes, but'all the same I scent danger and | in- tend to get her away and keep her away until the day before she sails; and ['ll marry her the morn- ing she does. I'll take no chances of their travelling on the same steamer.” : “I see, Perhaps you are right. He’s_a damn good-looking chap, too, and has that princely distinc- tion pecullar to Austrians. Some European princes look Iike suc- cessful business-men of the Middle West. I was once stranded at Ajo- bazia, Austria’s Riviera, during a rainy spell, and as there were only two other people in the vast din- ing-room 1 thought I'd speak to them: I took for granted they were Americans. He was a big heavy man, with one of those large, round, fat, shrewd, weary faces you see by the hundreds In the lobbies of Chicago hotels. She looked like a New England school- marm, and wore-a red plaid waist. Well—he was the reigning prince of Carlstadt-Rudolfstein, one rot those two-by-six German principal- ities, and she was an Austrian archduchess. She was the only Austrian I ever saw that didn’t look like one, but her manners were charming and we became great friends and they took me home with them to their bgautiful old castle. . . . Ah, those wdn- derful old German castles! Prof- iteers living in them today, I sup- bese. - But Hohenhauer @ per- fect specimen of his class — and then some. I met him once in Par- is. Intensely reserved, but-opened up one night at-a small dinner. I never met a more charming man in my life. And unquestionably one of the ablest men in Europe. + + « However, he’s sixty and you're thirty-four. If he has any in- fluence over her it’s political, and in. European politics one never knows what dark business is going on under the surface. Good idea to gét.Mary away. I'll get some fun out of it, too. Who'll you ask?” “None of your crowd. How many bedrooms have you? I don't re member.” 7 . “Ten, If you want a large party you can turn in with me. There are twin beds in every room. I “‘Ah! But I knowl’ Mr. Dinwiddie's eyes glitterea. ‘Hohenhauer j Is here. That's the milk in the cocoanut.’” ,don’t know how Mary'll like, it; she’s @ luxurious creature, you know,..and we don’t go to the woods to be comfortable——” “You forget she got pretty well used to worse while she was run- ning that hospital. And hardy peo- ple never do mind.” “True. I'll give her a room to herself, for I don’t see her dou- bling-up, at all events. That would leave eight good-sized rooms. Don' ask all married couples, Lee, for heaven’s sake. Let's have two girls at least. But the season is still on, Sure you can get anyboc7?" “Of course. They're not all pin- ned down to regular jobs, and wi’. be only too glad to get out of New York’ after a grinding winter. The novelty of a house party in the mountains at this season will a¥- ‘peal to them. I'll call up Gora first.” je was crossing the room to the telephone when Mr. Dinwiddie sat hesitatingly: “And so—so—you're really going to marry Mary? Have you thought what it means? 1 mean your own eareer. Shi ever live here—she’s out of the picture and knows it.” Clawering took down the receiver and called Miss Dwight’s number, Mr. Dinwiddie sighed and shrug- ged his shoulders, But his eyes were bright. He would have « love drama under his very nose. (To Be Continued) inches thick ind tae force Sunkethe concrete an inch ands half. The boiler ‘ters’ skvwards through the ceiling and went high over the wind- ml tower back of the old Record offic \