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They are pmsented here in order t! our readers may have both ai of important issues which being discussed in the presi the day. gratulate itself upon r cent appointments of Mr. Charl B. Warren of Michigan as Amba‘ United States to make diplomacy at career. rvice can really times to get men like Mr. Warren and Mr. Phillips to accept posi- tions as ambassadors because of the heavy financial drain. There is a bill pending before, Congress to the grand jury room. No official could have been more derelict in his duty than one who would traffic in the wel- fare of the wounded veterans of the World War; nor can it be denied that Forbes wholly failed to do his duty in charge | of that bureau. The people of the nation will be glad to see Forbes brought before the bar of justice, where a fair tria! may determine his guilt. The former head of the Veterans Bureau resorts to a method of newspaper defense quite as reprehensible as some of the things he is charged with doing. He launched a flood of vituperation against his accusers in an endeavor to shunt public attention from his own case. He threatens exposures, but he has done this before and has exposed no one. It Forbes continues to convict others of crookedness by innu- endo and then fails to name them he will add one more black mark against himself. Secretary Fall used the same tactics in endeavoring to shield himself in the oil investigation. He assailed others and questioned their honesty, which in itself minds of the people of the country. There have been charges that the Teapot Dome investi- gation is a political effort. It is to be hoped that the investi- gation will lead straight into the courts, that the matter may be determined and the guilty, if they are criminally guilty, punished. IF LINCOLN HAD OWNED A RADIO Abraham Lincoln as a boy and young man: studied far into the night by the flickering light from a fireplace, doing yrobiems in arithmetic with chalk on a shovel. Much of his sdom and future greatness originated there by the log fire. We sometimes wonder how much studying Lincoln would done at night if he had owned a radio set. Being de- cidedly human, he undoubtedly would have wasted a lot of time emusing himself with concerts coming mysteriously through the night. Radio in moderation is not a waste of time. It provides the entertainment necessary for relaxation, in which the brain’s batteries recharge themselves. All work and no play mak ee Jack a dull boy. But not as dull as all play and no work. Many hundreds of thousands of radio bugs devote the entire evening to their receiving sets —even losing needed sleep. They enjoy it, but it gets them nowhere. Some.f their radio time could be profitably devoted to studying how to become fitted to hold a better and more responsible job. The answer in the majority of cases, of course, is that if their spare time weren’t monopolized by radio, they’d be wasting it some other way. _ The writer pleads guilty to being one of the people in- clined to carry radio to excess, thereby wasting valuable time that could more profitably be used for self-improvement. But radio is not alone in this matter. Back of it all is a fundamental law: Extremes meet, and the best of things can be carried to extremes, : Economy is a virtue. Carried to extremes, to stinginess, it is a vice. Liberality is commendable, but developed to its logical conclusion makes one a spendthrift. Wise is the man who works hard, foolish the man who works too hard. | “Sharp dealing” and cunning, carried to extremes, easily can become dishonesty. _So it goes. You like polite people, but ther& is such a thing as being annoyingly courteous. Fine sentiments are commendable; an extreme tendency this way becomes sick- ening. We're not sure that it is possible to be too good, | though James Whitcomb Riley once brilliantly described a certain man as a fellow without a single redeeming vice. Common sense is in moderation, sticking to the middle of the road, carrying nothing to extremes. : ALCOHOL Drunks are investigated by scientists in Vienna. Dr. Schumacher finds that one accident in 40 over there is caused by intoxication. Drunkards are injured mainly in fights, by getting run down, and by falls. s Intoxicated people are less hurt by falls than sober ones, Schumacher reports. This is ‘traditional. It’s not due to Providence, but to a drunk falling like a sack of wheat, while a ‘sober man in falling makes himself “brittle” by stiffening his.muscles and joints. It may save your life some day if gee cenjember to relax and let the whole body go limp when alling. é ! é UNREASONABLE DELAY The president takes his job four months after he is ted, because it took that long to count ballots, get word to him and bring him to Washington in the early days before yailroads and telegraphs. 2H en administrations change, these four months are “lost motion,” periods of stagnation and unceftainty. Rep- tative White of Kansas officially starts the ball rolling fora constitutional amendment under which presidents would begin their terms Jan. 24. A sensible move. The aaejshould be moved back farther. While it takes all kinds of ww we,are counting the money tax reduction will save it we haven't the real money to count yet. people to make a world, some ¢-Phere'is a great deal of talk on the political party lines,: ii peat {2 é . now—the Rogers Bill-—whi to correct oldtime . policy. should pass. One of the great factors in the maintenance of peace and of friendly relations with all countr of the World $ ity of the men in these foreign posts. The greater the ability the more probability of real It should be the aim of the United States to further ry means of obtaining able representation.— Fargo Forum. ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON The next person the Twins met in Beanstalk Land was a little boy—a little boy for Beanstalk Land, but a very big boy.for any other place, The Twins weré not half way to his shoe tops. * “What's the matter, little boy?” called Nancy as loudly as she could. But whether it was because she was so tiny or because he mak- ing such a noise with his wailing, the little Beanstalk boy didn’t hear a word. “Boo, hoo, hoo!” he roared. oh, boo, hoo, ho “cwhat’s wrong?” yelled Nick at the top of his lungs, making a ring with his hands around his mouth at the same time, so that really almost anybody would have thought there was a fire somewhere. “Oh, But still the boy didn’t hear. “Climb up and shout in his ear,” suggested Nancy. “Perhaps we can help him.” So up climbed Nick, with the help of his little green shoes. He did it so quickly and the little boy was crying so pard that the Beanstalk boy never — noticed that he had a visitor until he heard a voice right beside his ear wanting to know what the trouble was, “Wh—who are you?” cried Beanstalk boy. something?” “No, just me,” laughed Nick. the “Are you a fairy or “y ‘mean, just I. And the other half of me is down there on the ground be- side you.” “Ooo! I’m afraid to look,” shiv- ered the boy. “How can you be alive if there is only half of you?” “Don’t be afraid,” Nick assured him, “We're twins, you see.” So the Beanstalk boy peeped first at Nancy, and then taking Nick off his shoulder with his huge hand, looked at him, too. “Where did you come from?” he giggled. “You're awfully cute! Are you fairies, or toys come to life, or what? I never sador to Mexico and of Mr. Wil- liam Phillips of Massachusetts Ambassador to Belgium, Mr. Warren, who was formerly Ambassador to Japan, takes with him to Mexico City a thorough knowledge of the diplomatic serv- ice and a very intimate knowledge of conditions in’ Mexico «gained | through his work in connection with the commission which probed into’and reported upon the ques- tion of recognition. Mr. Phillips has worked his way through the diplomatic — serv! The recognition given him is 2 recognition both of the man and of the gervice. It is becoming more and more a policy of the become a career, the Country must take steps to make it possible for men of ability, whatever their fi- nancial standing, to properly rep- resent the United States in ‘foreign capitals. It has been difficult at} service. | . THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Do YOuTAINK, YOULL | the | depends | very largely upon the trained abil- EVER GET Time To Sew A FEW BUTTONS ON MY | FB CLOIMES AND GET MEA Every Day Is Washday for Some to go to the dentist's, that’s all there is to it. I hate cowards.” | But Nick wasn’t so sure. “We fel- |lows have to stick together,” said he. |“And I'm going to do something. You {ean come along if you like.” So poor Nancy had to go whether |she wanted to or not. (To Be Continued) (Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc.) | MANDAN NEWS | | PRETTY WEDDING | A pretty wedding was .solemnized at:4 o'clock yesterday’ afternoon | when Miss Eva’ Blanche, daughter of Mr, and Mrs.>H. G. ‘Taylor. was \H..H. Owen of the Presbyterian {church performed the ceremony, | which was held at the home of the br?de’s parents on’ Second’ stree: Northwest. Only members’ of the two families: were present f6r the { wedding ceremony: | LARGE ATTENDANCE Funeral -services were held at 1:30 o'clock yesterday afternoon from the | home of his daughter, Mrs. F. L. “Dow, for the late Eli Baker who died carly Saturday. morning at: Northwood, Nu D. Rev. H. H. Owen of the Presb: terian church had charge of the se vices, interment taking place in the Mandan cemete: Eli Baker, a lesbury,. Buck 1840. ed 84, was born at Ays England, October 7, He was married at London, England in 1863, to Elizabeth Ann| Bates and came to America in 1870 going to London, Canada, where he had charge of a large estate. He came to Mandan, N. D., in 1881 and the following year took’ up a homestead on the Knife River above what is now the town of Stanton. He returnéd to Mandan in shortly thereafter going to New Salem where he : operated a large farm with his son Eli Baker, Jr., for| many years. He returneq'to Ma dan in 1904 and in 1905 took a pos tion as gardener in charge of the Northern Pacifid depot park which he continued to hold until his ad- vancing age forced his retirement in 192 united in marriage to James. Clyde! Stark, son of Mrs, Anna Stark. -Rev.! 1886, | MAY BE LOUD BUT SAY NOTHING Congressman Hawes of Missouri owns 35'dogs. Rodolph Valentino, of the movies, has 200 suits of clothes. This just goes to show the trend of men’s\thoughts. We had rather have the dogs. A suit of clothes can't run/out and bark at a bill collector. : SPORTS Georges Carpentier plans a trip tothe United States to fight Gene Tunney, arriving about the. last’ of May. If he could get here by the first of May Tunney might make him ; Queen of the May. WASHING NEWS New York man got arrested for burning laundries. They know of five he burned, and he says there are more. Cops think:he was hired to do it. We think he was mad. be- cause he had no buttons on his shirt. FASHIONS The short skirts are coming back. Long skirts, it seems, -were only adopted for the novelty, AUTO NOTES The use of autos isn't increasing as fast as the misuse of autos. SCHOOL NEWS “Boys leave college too early,” claims a leading college head. This is true. They have to sit around and wait until they are 35 years old before they can be president of the! bachelors and given it to the girls., United States even, WEDDINGS A Warham (Mass.) bachelor is 100 years old, but no man is safe during leap year. i FINANCES | “Time your overcoat’ is paid spring suits are on the market. MARKETS Reliable news ‘comes from’ boot- legging circles that Franklin’s pic- , ture is on the new $100 for, Dan DobbsDai SNAPPY SUITS CAN’T BARK $1000 REWARD Dan Dobb increases his reward for Tom Sims to $1000, if Dan Dobb can sell this newspapér for that’ amount. I would prefer that Mr. Sims be’ de- livered alive to D. Dobb. SOCIETY 4 Here is terrible'news for some and wonderful news for others. In Paris, many of the dresses for spring are knee high. Some will be longer, of course. They say the length will de- pend upon personal. preference.’ We say it will depend upon the knees. TEAPOT NEWS Harry Houdini, the magician, is doing some lecturing. If thetmagi- cian business: is-slack he ‘can find some work in Washington showing politicians how to get out of their ‘troubles. ; e FIRE, NEWS Peggy Joyce, actress, has been made an honorary ; firewoman of Boston. Imagine an actress getting dressed in time fora fire! ~ And will she insist on the fire department's using silk hose? WEATHER Geese are flying north already, the bunch of geese. EDITORIAL Leavenworth (Kas.) judge has com- piled a leap year list of eligible Outside of bringing in a few nervous breakdowns for the doctors, this will do little good. A confirmed bachelor is about as elusive as an unconfirm- ed report. | | SPRING NEWS A former Chicago mayor claims “| there are fish in the South Seas that | ‘climb trees. He offers to bet $25,000 that he can prove it. This fish i story is the first ‘Sign of spring in| Chicago. 1 saw anything like yoy before.” LETTER FROM JOHN ALDEN 50 that she might have a little nest- So Nick told him as loudly as he could how they had planted a magic bean like Jack’s and when a big beanstalk grew suddenly to the sky, they had climbed it as quickly as they could. And that was how they happened to be in Beanstalk Land. “What were you crying for?” ask- ed Nick suddenly. “Crying? Oh, I forgot;.s0 I was,” exclaimed the boy. “Boo, hoo, hoo! I have to go to the dentist’s and have a tooth fixed at 10 o’clock, and I don’t want to.” And he started to cry, all over again, so hard that Nick thought he was going to be drowned. “Where do you live?” shouted Nick, “Q—over there!” sobbed the boy.! “Over there in that red house, and it’s nearly 10 o'clock now.” Nick slid down to the ground, where Nancy was waiting. “Say,” he declared, “I don't blame him for yelling, I don’t like to go to the dentist's either. Perhaps we can do something to help ‘him. What do you say if we go over to the red house and see what can be done.” “I don't think we ought to do a thing,” declared Naney. “If he has Harmless Means of Reducing Fat Many fat people fear ordinary means for reducing their weight. Here is an extraordinary method. Extraordinary because while perfect- ly harmless, no dieting on exercise are necessary. Marmola Prescription Tablets are made exactly in accord- ance with the famous Marmola Pres- ecription. You reduce steadily and easily, with no ill effects. Procure them:from your druggist at one dol- lar for box-or send “price ‘direct to the Marmola Company, 4612 Wood- He was widely known throughout! the county and had a prominent part | PRESCOTT TO SYDNEY CAR- TON, CONTINUED | egg if we got into any more trouble. | But even if this be 0, it gives me "TUESDAY, MARCH 4, 19241! Published by arrangement , Copyright 1923 by XXXII (Continued) “How dia you get ip?” he asked. “That's not easy in this house.” “1 just got in the lift and told | the boy I was your sister just ar- tived from the. South and he let me in with the pass key. He took me for sixteen and said that a8 you weren't one for chickegs he'd chance it.” ie “He'll get the sack in the morn- in, don’t care what happens to | him. Suddenly she burst into |tears, her tace working like a | maby’ and flung herself into her | father’s arms, “Make him marry me, daddy. Make him! I want him. I want dim.” | Oglethorpe put his arms about yher, but ‘his sympathies were equal- |ly divided, and he understood men far better than he did young giris. ‘You wouldn't want to’marry a man who.dvesn’t love you,” he said ‘soothingly, “Where's your pride?” “Who cares a‘damn about pride? | want him and'that’s all there is to it” She whirled round again. “Do you think you're in love with that rejuvenated old dame who's granny’s age if she’s a day? She's hypnotized you, that’s what. I isn’t natural. It ish’t, It isn’t.” “I certainly shall marry Madame Zattiany if she will have me.” “Oth” Tears dried. She showed her teeth like a. treed cat. Her eyes blazed again and she would ,have precipitated herséif upon him, but her father held her fast. “Oh! Oh! Oh! It can’t be. Tt can’t be. It’s as unnatural as if years bes! hook ly Americas bes! woman writer LA (IBILACK GERTRUDE ATHERTON 0 with Associated First National Pictures, Inc. Watch for the screen version produced by Frank Lloyd with Corinne Griffith as Countess Zattiany. wat Gertrude Atherton I see her when there’s a@ lot of people round ['ll tell her just what she is to her face.” “If. you dare!” Clavering ad- vanced threateningly and she swung herself behind her father, who,- however, took her firmly by the arm and marched her to the door, “Enough of this,” he said. “Yout come home and pack your trunk and tomorrow we take the first steamer out of New York. If there isn’t one, we'll take the train for won't go,” “It's efther that or a sanitarium for neurotics. I'll have you strap- ped ‘down and carried there fn an ambulance. You may take your choice. ‘Good night, Lee. Forget it, 1f you can.” As Clavering slammed the door behind them he envied men who could tear their hair. He had wanted to spend a long evening alone thinking of Mary Zattlany, dreaming ‘of those vital hours be- fore him,.and he had been treated to'a-double nightmare. For the moment he hated everything in petticoats that walked, and he felty” like taking a steamer to the end: of the earth himself. But he was more worn out than he knew and was sound asleep fifteen minutes later, { XXIV Janet had her revenge. Words have'a terrible power. And Janet's vocabulary might be as primitive as lightning, but unlike lightning it nevér’talled to strike, “That.,old Zattiany woman.” “She's a thousand years old ang nobody cares what she does. “That rejuvenated old dame who' granny’s age if she’s a day.” “Much happier than your grand mother, The phrases flashed into his mind when he awoke and ech: oed in his ears all day. No doubt you married granny. It isn't fair. How dare she come here with her whitewash and sneak young girls’ lovers away from them?” / “Really, Janet.” “Oh, I know, you thought you didn’t care for me, but you always did, and I’d have got you in time. I knew there.was no chance for i | is i “She whirled round ‘again. Marian and Anne; they're: old maids, and ['m young—-young. If I'd cut out the fun and concen- trated on you I'd have got you. I wish | had! I wish I had! But you were such an old flat tire I thought you were safe.” “What in heaven's name makes you think you're in love with me?", ‘ ‘Do you think yowrd' In love with that rejuvenated old dame who's granny’s age if she’s a day?” in the early building work in this} area. His homestead near Stanton was one of the very first filed upon in what is now Mercer county. Three daughters and one son, Mrs. Sometimes I think, Syd, that wom- a new light on Leslie's character. I en’s minds are much cleverer than did not dream that she had the * men’s. They have to educate them’ slightest thought she would not con- or rather cultivate them because, of fide in gne. course, we have always had the mus-| I wonder if every man has this exploded Clavering. “Your. opin- | ion of me js anything but compli- | mentary, and I'm everything your chosen companions are not. You F, L. Dow and Mrs, Hattie Morrow cular strength and they got their| same feeling. about his. wife. After} don’t want me any more than I of Mandan; Mrs. Don Stevenson of Carson, and Ernest Baker of El Monte, Calif., and two sisters and one brother in England survive. His when Ruth said to me that Leslie my possession,.as something wholly | self——" wife 1904, died at New Salem January 4; Y MEET IN DEBATE |. Mandan ang Steele high school¢ |; will meet in an inter-district debate 2ist, it, was announced yesterday. Steele high school was givén the right to choose the side of the ques- ; tion and decided on the affirmative. The same question that Mandan and ; Dickinson debated a week~ago will ‘again be discussed, that of the St. Lawrence and Great Lakes project. Steele has eliminated Jamestown ,and Bismarck and Mandan has elim-, ‘inated Dickinson. The winner, of this debate will probably be. pitted against the winner in ‘the Fargo’ district in the semi-finals. ; “A THOUGHT | The high hills are a refuge for the wild goats; and thé rocks for the conies.—Ps, 104:18, * Let cavillers deny That brutes have reason; sure ‘tis something more, Tia heaven directs, inspires ot Beyond the short extent’ of human PONE acta Samus U at Mandan on the evening of March: and ‘stratagem derogatory to her. But I cann \ derstand why Leslie should~have’ six ‘—Somerville, | ree " i 3 pl ANT ADS, |for-2 own only by .quicker thinking and! what Ruth said about possession, I cleverer planning, {have come tothe conclusion that un- j. I confess I was much surprised | consciously I: ha¥e treated Leslie as would not worry very much if she, in my keeping. 4 did not have to give up the boy. L| I am quite sure now, that! this is always thought it would hurt her be-| not so, especially. as Ruth proceeded ‘yond everything to know of my pec-| to explain. in answer'to-my question, cadillos even though I swear to you| “Is it possible, Jack, you have not T-have been as straight) as a string | found that by. some,.kind dispensa- since our marriage. : tion of nature a woman, after the Ruth however insisted that — the | first flush: of passionate loye has Hest plan of all was to make a clean| passed in her -married life, is almost breast of it. She made a somewhat| sure to, have, children—and with ambiguous remark when she -said| most women maternal love is strong- this, that I have been very curious | er than wife's? about. , , “Children. are not as disappointing j% She said, “I have been having ajas husbands, principally I suppose od deal of experience lately with| because the mother’ feels they are trying to keep things. from other| her possessions. Love as we know people that are perfectly innocent in| it means possession, . It will never ‘themselves, because of being afraid| be perfect until it means mutual that the other person would be hurt. | giving.” ' It seems to me, Jack, that when two} “Do all, women -hold these opin- people are married or even friends,| ions?” EF asked,- forgetting for the if, you canyot be truthfub and per-| moment my ‘own*™troubles ‘in ~ this fectly .sftaightforward and: sincere} brand new idea. with each other you had better break | (Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc.) up altogether.” . ee | »Do you suppose, Syd, by any possi- bility that Leslie is concerned in that six thousand dollars? Really, I'm rather ashamed of that question, ; but a} the while it keeps nagging ; me. ff, course, I knew positively that even if Leslie did have six thou-_| sands dollars she did not want me to know about, it would be nothing | COMPOUND for coughs, colds and un-| hoarseness, also frei mple pack ages of FOLEY. PILLS a diuretic stim- ulant for the ‘kidneys, and FOLEY CUT THIS. OUT e 11 18/WORTH MONEY Send this ad and ten. cents to Foley & Co.;.2835 Sheffield Ave., Chicago, Il, writing your name.ang address clearly. You will receive a ten cent bottle of FOLEY’S HONEY AND TAR thousand qollars.the did not want ‘know abo! i CATHARTIC TABLETS for Constipa- “have explaine: jo myself this| tion and é. "i ful re: people. } : \ Bar ae! s 4 2 y . 1 5, These wond jety, and ashe was about to’ go 6 helped millions of | homie, \she’ said’ pleasantly: a mt | | want you. . You've simply been playing some fool game with your- “It’s not! It’s fot! It’s the real thing. : ve been.{n love with you | since “was six. Ask dady. Dad- | dy, didn’t I always say.1 was going to marry, him?, "Yes, when you were, little more of a baby than. yo Can't he how: ashamed you'll b Undigniged perform- much. I al- ways intend ‘to-do, as) 1, please and damn the consequences.” “A fine wife you'd: make for Lee or any other man.” “Yd make him the best wife in the world. ‘I'd do everything bé told me. No, 1,wouldn't. Yes, I enésp and the thi zig clustvely... “Anyhow, te e you happy, becauée:t'd. De happy my- self," she. added naively. “Much happier thgn your grandmother—"; “Perhape you will.eblige me by making no further alluston to Ma- dame Zattiany.”’ - - f \. “No, won't * And the first time '. Mie Memory’s Falling. +. Everybody in the village knew Rastus Johnson and everybody talked to him. He wag rking one ‘ddy for a member of the Ladies’ Aid /Sect- “I hear, Rastus, that you've seen 7 rereepeetseepnenmemereenpeensmr eras niyeemeeeinnaorenennomtnctoerined ia similar phrases, less crude, but equally scorching, were being tossed from one end of New York Society to the other. If Jan&t knew of his devotion to Madame Zattiany others must, for it could only have come to her on the wings of gossip. He was being ridiculed by people who grasped nothing beyond the fact. that the woman was fifty-eight and the man’ thirty-four... Of course ‘it: would: be ‘but a nine days’ wonder ‘and ‘like allother social phenomena grow toe stale for commént, but meanwhile he should feel as if he were frying on a gridiron. Anne Goodrich would merely exclaim: “Abomina- ble.” “Marian Lawrence would draw in her nostrils and purr: “Lee was always an erratic and impression: able boy. Just like him to fall in love with an old woman. And she’s really a beautiful blonde— once more. Poor Lee.” As for Gora and Suzan Forbes—well, Gora would understand, and im- pale them sympathetically in her next novel, and-Suzan would read up on endocrines, blend them an article for thé Yale Review. He avoided the office and wrote bis column at home. Luckily a fa- vorite old comedian had died re- eesawes tucca-) cently.).'He could fill up with remt- niscence and anecdote. But it was soon’ dene and ‘he was back in his chair with his thoughts again, It had been tis’ 1ntention when » he awakened on Sunday after. « few, hoars of unrefreshing sleep to dispatch his work as quickly as possible, take a long walk, and then return to his rooms and keep the hours that must intervene un- til Monday. afternoon, sacred to ‘Marv Zattlany, But if man wishes to regulate his life, and more par- ticularly his meditations, to suit himself he would be wise to retire to & mountain top. Civilized life‘is & vast woof and. the shuttle pur sues its weaving and counterwear {ng with no regard for the plans of men: (To Be Continued) | the time when President Washing- ton was-in, office. Is that true?” ” Rastus ‘rolled the.whites, of his eyes dnd smiled a sad, but: rem- dniscent smile. { i “Well,” he- said; “alt used to seed it, hut dat was befo pro’bition went ‘into “tect.”—Los Ange lea ‘Times. aye 1 adroitly with psychology, and write/, rte ‘ | | | T