The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, February 6, 1924, Page 6

PAGE SIx _THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Spor LOCAL BOWLERS BEAT MANDA The Bismarck ants bowling team defeated the Mandan city team at Mandan last night in a close con test. The scor MeGillic 171 204 «196 Peterson <2 190 171 Cobia vrenmrriem 222 201 BSG sii 150 Singletany 2 180 5 Total TAO ‘ BISMARC { GIANTS Christensen 180 560 178 165 524 170 199 201 570 5 190 11 2 J. Schneider 168 age G11 There are too m not enough pitcher That i way Frank Chance, >» will manage the Chic White Sox this year, summed the ituation that has ran rar nthe major leagues for several years. We had heen discussi tough game the Red had lost the previous, largely due to the fact that the Bo: ton pitcher had played right into the hands of a pinch hitter on the oppesing team. Known as a batter who lik fast ball, letter high, the led to deliv 4h » pinch hitter broke at up the g “In the olq days every pitcher put considerable thought back of each ball. He tried to work on the batter from every angle. ‘The lively ball seems to have destro the piteh ers Chan © of s¢ proportion,” continued Having gone through the variou stages that played a part in the carcer of Chi 1 was able to ap preciate his sizeup of the pitching situation mber when ted four n well rem ugue club | alm equal of the clubs had four ring pitchers whe were almost In th there ots. The batters were com effective. no soft were look ut gooq pitching day It’ Per different now, kees haps the only major le sent a pitchi «staff with those of the old opposing the Yanks have cut out. Good pitching exy why s the Yanks have won three pennants, finally topping it off with a world series The “Old Master” was the name! conferred on Christy Mathewson be cause of his crafty pitehing ability He knew every trick of the game Of the modern day twirlers few work with better ban Shocker of th judgment that Ur Brown. Old-time players will tell you that Christy Mathewson wasn’t hard to hit with the bises empty, but was with the usually wel Shocker is much pitcher. He works s has something in re t Som right into he likes bases nigh the easily, a loaded in he cible. type he ood his: then, s a chanee on d_pitehes just where “grove,” In the old pinch, however, the same batsman Shocker existing situation worked on most carefully. One of the best bits of pitching I have ever was put on displ by game at the Polo Ground struck Ruth out four times out five times up. Each meeting great slugge battle between a master pitcher, nd P) With Shocker having the edge that | particular “Ruth has made me suffer for those four strikeout$,”| says Shocker. MACK BANKS ON ROMMEL Connie Mack is banking on Eddie Rommel to have « big year. Rommel, the pitching sensation of 1922, didn’t do so well last Connie figures Ed has profited by experience and eee = VEACH SUPPLIES THE PU: CH Manager Lee Fohl of the Boston Red Sox sa: that any batting strength lost by the sale of Burns to Cleveland has been more than made up by the purchase of Bobby V of Detroit. Fohl figures Veach good for two or three more years. THEN OUTFIELD Manager ance of the Chicago White Sox says his biggest problem is to whip his outfield into shape. The veteran Harry Hooper is the only player who can be figured on as eld certainty MUST STR WOULD DO A COMEBACK Ed Walsh, former star of the Chi- cago White Sox, says he would essay a big league comeback if the spitball wasn't barred, Walsh says a few years’ rest has made his old “souper” feel as goog ts ever. Ed always was an optim THERE IS A DIFFERENCE There seems to be a decided dif- ference in handling college players Piles Can Be Cured '.Without . Surgery Ani instructive book has, heen’ pub- lished by Dr. A. S. McCleary, the noted rectal specialist of Kans City. This book tells how sufferer from Piles can be quickly and easily - eured without the use of knife, sci sors, “hot” iron, electricity or any other cutting or burning method, without confinement to bed and no hospital bills to pay. The method | * ‘has been a success for twenty-four years and in mote than tight thous- ‘and cases. The book is'sent post- » paid free to persons 2! flicted with ‘piles or other rectal troubles who ; clip th p and item and mail ith name s to Dr. McCleary, D542 Sanitarium, Kansas City, Ijusts his pitching to the} will be’ big help to him this year. | i FASHION PLATES. OF THE GO LET ALTOR HAGEN IN HLS SPRINCE WALES" ¢ T IN A GC DY IN CHECKS AND OL TAL BLOCK IS OVERALLS, SO TO SPEAK BY JOE WILLIAMS ore & made the male golfer Ree Wall cand thewheay Havers a “Dandy” I irons Arthur Gladstone Havers, British created a sartorial style | professions! champion, is now in our i n. W reas the matter of | midst, giving exhibitions at so of little or no consequence | much per exhit Arthur Gladstone othe player in years past it is row | belongs to the f a consideration of ext import- | dresse WW r ance. The well-dre man of thejcoasts and exquisite sweaters is at links has come quite definitely ito) once rare and violent wn. ~ Recently Havers went ckerbockers cut along the gen-| Walter Hagen erous architectural lines of a reus | champion, in a tent, sweaters that scream their col-| Mr. Hagen himself ful hues to the high heavens, wool-! scure o ne s {bearing hose -replete’ with clockings | golfing attire is al a Jand bizarre tattings, belts that shame | correct, and frequently nique, I. is | the rain shoes as unconventional | said the joint appearance of these Hollywood love two gorgeou proved too much These resplendent accoutremerts, | for the society reporters who cracked professional athletes. Ht uecess in college cir | The Nut Cracker jel ind football coach, i } found managing big league team ay i © Ja muéh harder jc Finland makes clean sweep in ice eae ae event Well, that’s one | Use a c RHE country where the vacuum hasn't Outfielder anusch of thé | f eplaced the broom, lwhom Ty Cobb predicts will meninced thesbngon) aon eet the meta For that} 2#Pan is going to build a stadium on he is. often tit by pitched | seating 75,000. ~ By way of that other batsmen would] showing the rapid advance higher The veteran Kid) Elberfeld| education has made over the ad such a stance and was much hit ts Int gr many cases the umpire] ~Phey've made Yost a professor at wouldn't permit him to go down) atichigan and the boys on the campus are now sin nother good guy gone wrong EGE STARS TURN PRO | football stars don't. Boston calls our attention to pot \ eriously the opinions | an who es embroid a Ves by Conch Stage @f the | 4 A grenter novelty yo ol x ni 0, relative | he ton policeman who }namber « Aye who graduated | ™ ane ade Jin June have signed up for the com ‘ 1 HRGa se ing a man named | to couch them. You'd WANNER HA A 1G JOR: | think™they’d know that guy like a ue Re | book dy. Leland is looking to} cues Coach ¢ to put a stop! Mr. Fall certainly was guilty of | to. i way th ocial error in taking isuit full gridiron. For four years California] of money eUE CHRD EET has reigned supreme on the coast.) all his trunks were being used at 1 be a great battle when Warner! the time. clashes with Andy Smith, Ca nia | oe | mentor. about California cheer leaders. \ BENDER STILL HITSyEM heen training an Chief ler, always | man, finished better s 300 with Baltimore last season Most difficult thing about ski reping on you | j Nard Luck | pert \ thing writes. “B your trip across ahe At like in lantic “No, I was sea- and couldn't! Dan 0" is getting ready to drink a thing.”—Toronto Telegram, | start on another 100-mile walk 5 ee ‘omeone ought ;to sell that baby a A Routine Matter used car or something, |} “She still stays young.” Sate “Yes, it's an old habit of hers."—| Professional football ates Sans-Gene (Pari | have decided to cut all salaries next |STRIKEOUT COLLEGE KING | JOINS PITTSBURGH SQUA VERN LEWELUEN ‘A young gent who will receive more than passing attention inthe camp ofthe Pittsburgh Nationals this spring is Vern Lewellen, college pitcher, who recently decided up6n a. professional. career. Lewellen ig a product of the University of Nebraska, and is listed as a genuine comer. In collegiate circles he was a sensation. Agéinst Missouri in a game for the valley championship he fanned 19 batters. It was ‘on the strength of this performance that Pittsburgh signed him. \ fect, ex- | | MANDAN NEWS | 'TWO.NEW: CLUBS ARE ORGANIZED According ta; R.» €. *,Neyeomer, county agent, who speht thé tatters pert of the week at New Salem, Al-! y mont and Glen Ullin, a Holstein Cait club ps organized at Youngstown | ana a Sewing club organized at Al- | mont among the joys ‘and girls: of i those plac At Glen Ulin a com- 'mittee of three was-appoinged to ‘it- tempt the organization of a Commun- | ity club. Ata LF LINKS ceting of the several boys ‘and girls ‘and some of their parents, ‘a Youligstown Thursday evening, che following officers were electe:l: G | Skogman, local leader; Harold M vacls, president; Helen’ Kroeger, vi | president; Ervin Klusman, secre Other m bers were: Laura ‘Klus- man, Waltgr Kroeger, Alice Holle, | Florence Kroeger, ‘Helen Michatts, | Albert Kroeger, He | doubt other boys afd yirls in this jeinity will join later. | meeting will be held Feb, 22. nty Kroeger, No i | A Sewing etub was organized at | Almont with Mrs. ler; Neis Beeklund, lo- rine Malone, pre cul lea Kat! iden mpt, secretary. Uther | Lo's ‘Temoleton, Ruth : Malone, Lucile Tempicton, Dorothy Templeton, Lillian Knutson, Sylvia Ims, Madelen Tenipleton. -There will no doubt be a poultry club organized at Almont in’ the near future. Tne next meeting of the Sewing elub will be held Feb. 16. Other girls ure ex- { pe cted to join later. members are hal 7 ONT ARTHUR HAVERS} ACCIDENTALLY SHOT. | innocent fish—fnd not ‘so innocent RIGHT: OLD ‘TED RAY IN|_ While out hunting near: the city, | booze. ‘Reuben Larson, local carpenter was! No, this is not about the United j accidentally shot when ‘he ‘was re- States Rum Row where ships are under the strain loading his rifle. The gun slipped in sartorial splendor | his hands and when he grasped quiek- One great golfer who remains aloof | ly at the weapon, striking the trig- from ghe modern demands of style is | ger it \ discharged, the bullet en- of describing their jb ta Ted nt Britisher, who came|tcring-his left leg just below the | over ind won the American{ knee. The bone in the leg was un- open title s ye ago. Ray|touched but the ftesh was torn for a considerable length, the bullet com- ! has about as much style as a bowl | ing out a few inches above the ankle, of shed i mend cll and when on | ee ful in the party machines, powerful the links looks more like the man 5 ie ees 5 ‘in society and powerful in the press, who runs the freight clevator than! / DUANNING PARTY ents of {Jt even has its friends in the a golfing genius. lpythias Iast evening in their new| churches. It has no strenuous op- iew | he quite possible, in v jh has success, that dre: all in the C: D building, member: levies that include more than sprinkling of impressionable maid- ybe the dear boys woulan’t niture ordered for the hall will’ have been ed within the next. two weeks it was reported by the build- ing; committee, and plans are going forward for a pir “house wafminz” m and dance to be held in d y can it be le cynical? that we are unduly ‘60th anniversary of the founding of :the order, February 19. fall. . had that Bet the players never appen to them at college. r eee THRO Ra iG WIRTZ-POMERLEAU. * Fee coat een TtE geod a isO, A wedding of interest to many | Poll eoursenthaiatiey - + Anigicnds was solemnized quietly on} looked at them amd ex-1 stonday aflerndon ut St. Joseph rec- “Why don’t they keep them - ats tory, Rev. Fr. Clement Dimpfl offi ing when Miss Elizabeth Wirth be- ome thé bride of B, E. Pomerleau. They were attended by Frank Wetz nies off the links!” jf 1 doesn’t look for much suc- farther east. They will to make their home after |next summer and we are wondering ‘what the boys will call him for short. other return her u two weeks. Battling Siki has bobbed up with! a sprained ankle, having injured it oa | House of Lords which was not touch- ed upon in the treaty that created | h Free State, is being actives | trying to kick a” pink camel with; !¥ ked by the Conservative ireeh cars off the end of his bed, | Pt¢8s and anti-Irish organizations in oN repent s bed. | england. This question, however, has not} Some cabaret ruffian gave Charlie | |BOOZE-RING ‘to a'deserted cove with its load of smuggling British bodze to American position in the colleges and univer- any : Cas expressed appreciation of the work j siti EEE eee al al done towards making the | British life. ‘ big. ga ries w 3 “tquartors one of the finest for lodge +e low the important mateches—big gal- | purposes in the state. All of the fur- | t ain don’t worry much House of Lords 12 members who were program and : imade their entire fortune out of fetoie connection with the celebration of the | ooze, In the House of Communs there were 16‘brewers and distillers interested in lion dollars. the public sentiment favors the wets the Olympic distance runs.) (cin and Miss Delia Hagerman. ‘Tae | and the owners make huge sums out Is too bad we can’t start) ) pide is the daughter of Mr. and Mrs, |of booze advertisements. ers of UP ME UL | Nick Wirtz of the city and has been | well-known brands of whisky, beer employed » bookkeeper at the}and gin take columns of space in Secause his decision unpopular | Mandan Creamery & Produce com- newspapers to boost their a fight referee in Chicago was shot. pany for a number of yea Mr is i. This beats arguing all t€| Pomerleau is Cé6nnected with the ‘ot only that, but the big depert- uch more conelusive.| Wetzstein Brothers Bus & Taxi com | ment stores of Great Britain have li- ee pany. The: st evening for |quor departments on a scale ‘of lav- Michigan college boy named! Minneapolis where they will spend 4 | ishness never known even in New Short is to play in the big leagues| few di und ‘will leave Jater for) y Te is nouuneonll thing to sce these department stores | noe : Daa 2 price to advertise their bargains in | A convention of wrestlers is to be| ee liquor, tts no unusual thing te see held to draw up unitorm rules... -| Trish Peers some ad w al in its phrased May we not sugges’ hie ey } . lof 100-y: dy—“the very sémble at Great Falls? ' Retain Seats soul of the grape id only $50 2 5 aye | ? | bottle! The route over which the eross- In House of Lords? With Great Britain the most high- country runners will go in the Olrm- | —— : lly taxed country in the world, the pic games is to be kept secrets Hondonteebia6.” rhe\angruen: (cs tbeore intorests Ne ya ennehacsnotene Now if they'll only keep the race owing the Irish representative | ¢i\) arpument. They poin : Now Seeing ttain their seats in the | ti#l argument. They point out that owing to high taxes on their busi- ness, alzohoi has yielded an inéreas- ed revenue of about three quarters of a billion dollars per annum which couid not be raised so easily and so expeditiously any place else. ‘TS ALL YET NATIO DIRECTOREMIN BIG WHISKEY AND BREWERY CONCERNS ARE— \MEMBERS OF THE HOUSE OF* LORDS AND COMMONS LIQUOR. « BY MILTON«BRONNER NEA Service Staff Correspondent London, Feb. 6.—-A dark night. Fog long ‘'the ¢oast. A trawler comes otleggers. This particular story jeals with British boats which smug- le French For just ‘cost in the United States, so booze all powerful in G Britain. It is powerful in Parliament, power- I branches yor That is why the mak- rs of beer, whisky and gin in Bri- Peerage Now the “Beerage” The last Parliament had in the or brew- A number of these had irectors jn ten big whisk ry concerns, o7 27 companies whose apital stock was g quarter of a bil- None of the big newspapers of at Britain is owned by the beer d whisky lords, but the press, av a hole, is favorable to their business ‘or two reasons: the owners think ‘ork and Chicago. aking a quarte page at a huge ‘And so just as bootlegging is a -POWERFUL IN GREAT BRITAIN— ~ \ BRITISH FISHERMEN SMUGGLE IN i] FOREIGN MADE |make more WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 6,. 1924 j \ RUM - RUNNING PROBLEM * } N FACES ENGLISH PAPEgS CARRY LARGE 60028 ADVERTISEMENTS DEPARTMENT STORES HAVE LIQUOR SALEY REGULARLY, The booze tax nets England three- ,, fac quarters of a pillion dollars a year. recognized “business” along cur coasts, so smuggling is a recognized “business” along the Bnglsh chsn- nel. So much so that Partiament may be asked te provide money for a coast guard. In the United States prohibition is the cause of bootlegging. In Engli:nd the main cause of smuggling is taxes. Before the war the British revenue | tax on French brandy and on Euro- pean wines was merely nominal. It didn't pay to smuggle. After-war conditions, changed this. In the endeavor to make its budget balance, the government has soaked all liquor with a very heavy dut A bottle of whisky which sells re- tail at 12 shillings and 6 pence has already been taxed 8 shillings ane 5) \ 61) » pence half penny. In other words, two-th of what the consumer pays for the booze is government Half of what the consumer pays for French brandy is accounted for by government tax. Wines are taxed anywhere from two shillings up to’6 and 8 shillings per gallon, Fishermen Get Rich Running Rum With a government tax of over $2] per bottle, the smuggler can easily afford to take the risk and split what is saved on the tax. In other words, he can sell his booze to ,the dealer for $1 less than jt would have cost him to buy from regular wholes ers. . Often the smuggler can get the full price that is paid for booze on which the tax is paid for this rea- son: brandy that goes through the government hands is watered down to a certain proof. Brandy that comes by way of the smuggler is not watered down. It is full stréwgth and therefore worth far more to the drinker. The business of booze smuggling in England is almost entirely in the hands of the fishermen of the seuth- ern and southwestern English coasts. Every morning these men put forth in their steam trawlers or gasoline motor, boats and head across the English Channel to the fishing see- tions near:the French coast, Here they also find French and Belgian shermen, who sell brandy, rum, ine and liquors by ease loads. In the evening the British return with two loads, one for night traf- fieking and one ‘for daylight. © They ave their pals along the coast who guide them to secluded coves by meuns of signal lamps. Here the booze is quietly landed. The fishing boats then innocently make for the nearest harbor which has a fish market, anchor for the night, and dispose of their fish in the morning. The owner of 2 fishing boat can out of h contraband ‘booze than out of i's fish. sty : he caught guaintance, engaged some wife in the leisurely occupa tion of windéwsshopping. Near th curbstone the car stopped, Boris hop- out, sought his friend and c | sight of an Americ: with his hand wished him a happy New On being introduced to the Amer-; 's wife, Boris asked her how she | Was enjoying her winter Bulgari terest, ang on paxting lift », bent over her: hand, kissed! her silken-glove, and returned to his] car beside which his two aides were| sure this! an woman, collections} standing at attention. “T shall alwi mitten,” said the s of gloves that have been kissed by@l kings.” } More Courses in — 1 be, Berkeley, Ca’ cours: y physical education wi Mat the nex: of the Univers t summer y of California There will be ses in boxing, wrestling, swimming, baseball, bas- ketball, track, dancing and pageant, organization. 1 Students also will be offered cour-}! ses in theory, dealing with the direc-4j ¢ | | mnastics, he organ’ In co nection with the physical education’ program there will be a “demonstra: tion scho cal training,y with a limited number of children. from 6 to 16 years of age enrolled. ‘These children will be divided -into} groups and given instruction in gym-{ nasties, tumbling, folk dancing und gami fy “I love ‘living in the country,” nial a man who owes a lot of money in the Broadway district. “I love to walk along the country roads. You know you cun’t owe money to a cow.” New York Evening World. HAIR STAYS COMBED, GLOSSY. ‘ > Millions Use It - Few Cents Buys Jar at Drugstore arisén since ‘the treaty was signed as y has not occurred in the list of Irish tepresentative peers who are elected to the House of Lords for | black eye the other night. It doesn’t take much to give | the movies a black eye these days. | Chaplin “7 troducing his home rule* bill in the House of Commons, in 188 «Glad- then they are called together by the clerk of the House of Lor The present Irish peers in the ‘ life, Neither the Free State gov-| stone said: “It will be ‘perfectly or Bi | We re surpesaed ie pread thst |ernment nor the “British officials | clear that if Ireland is to have a Bofds nlniber Pest sis 5 | Farmer Lodgy has promised to kayo! have mentioned the subject in their| domestic legislature, Irish peers and| pra; ‘ Firpo in four rounds. The | various communications nor is it be-| Irish’ representatives cannot come Fair American Starts \ farmer never impressed us as being | lieved that the matter will be dis-| here to conduct English and Scottish} Unique Collection ¢ imam, | cussed until the question,is formally | affairs.” 'Thdre is evidence later » i c See | raised in the legislative chambers. | that Mr. Gladstone’s views changed i \ xperts praise Dazzy Vane’s fast! ‘The attack on the Irish representa- | ang that about 1888 he was disposed| Sofia, Bulgaria, Feb, 6.—It pleases t ball, but if they want to see a real] tive peers has been curried on almost |'to admit’ members from Ireland to| Boris HI, King of Bulgaria, from A fast’ ball they ought to go to one of | entirely in England by anti-Irish or-| both the upper and lower houses. | time to time to be democratic, and u these modern sorority shindigs. | ganizations and apparently has not! The Irish peers since: the Unjon| particularly with the citizens of a 5 oa | aroused any of the political parties.| Act have had: the right to meet Bnd country“known for its democracy. és Of course all boxing champions! The Peers have-been allowed to carry | elect representatives to sit in the On New Year's day the king was 1. have great footwork... . That's | out ‘their legislative duties without | House of-Lords who keep this office | driving about the city in his limou- o lhow they sidestep dangerous oppon-| any. interference and their right to| for life. The peers only meet, to| sine, paying formal calls and accom- ry | ents, E: [ieee ine upper hones has not been | elect a member to fill vacancies and| panied by two military aides,, when e se officially questioned. is The middleweight champion of |, The question of allowing the peers | - 4... ; o gs: i ; Germany’ has arrived in this country, | % retan their gents with bone Ne) Sp@aking Of Operations —‘They’re Using || ‘nam a ; admitting his readiness to be knock- | di J 6 Anaecthéet . \ i ¢ t ti ample te tue Wh Mer goes |» Jazz Music As An Aitaesthétic‘Now “GROOM ‘ ‘worst fighters ' s. i REGUS PATIOFE a Having. had no previous experience | as a messenger boy, it is not sur- | prising that Black Jack Barry declin- | ed to sign as Clarke Griffith’s man- ager. BAD BREATH = Dr. Edwards’ Olive Tablets Get at the Cause and Remove It | Dr. Edwards’ Olive Tablets, the | stitdte for calomel, act gently on the bowels and poset do, the work. People affticted with bad breath find qifick relief th-ouzh Dr. Edwards’Olive | lets, Fhe: pleasant. coated | dblets are taken for bad breath by all | baat gard’ Olive Tablets act gen- . ¢ards’ Oli =| Hy but finnty‘oh the bowals‘and'liver, | stimulating’ them to natural ‘action, clearing the blood and gently purifying the entice system. jhey do tet wi igh dangerous, calomel: '5 without any tHe had aftereffects, « All the benefits of nasty, sickening, “seathartics are derived from. . Edwards’ Olive Tablets without | eriping, pain orany disagreeable effects. | formula after wards siepaveree a nt “01 ite x ee Centeuiniclea with ‘Motor omnibuses are now’ run- ppt ning regularly ‘between . Bagdad | bowel and Aleppo, although the «motor j,, road ig officially: unprotected. The distance ‘between Bagdad and Alep- po, ‘by way of Mosul, is roughly 560 miles. | Well, anyway, Mr, Fall was’ differ- ent from those Black Sox ball play- ers; he didn't do it for “the wife | and kiddies.” . | No Maiden Name For ‘Her! | A colored mammy. came into the office of the estate, for which she worked, to receive her~ monthly, wages. As\ she could‘not write, she} always made a cross on the receipt. But on this oceasion she made a circle. “What's the matter, Linda?” the 'man in charge’asked. “Why don* \you make a cross'as usyal? “Why,” Linda explained earne:tfy, “Ah done got. married yestahday on’ changed mah \same.”—Dry Goods Eeonomist. 7) 5 4 plaint ‘with the attendant Mens jerky. teeth, SUPPOSE J WE 2. BY STEVE HANNAGAN NEA. Service Staff: Writers Brooklyn) \N; Y., Feb. 6—They’re conducting surgical operations 40 the tune of- peppy’ airs ‘now. The experiment of ing 2 phon- egraph when local . anaesthésia is used, hag been #- guccess in St, Cath- Hospital here. ; pothes the paticnt’s. nerves-and takes their minds off their troub! ‘The mu cabinets of oper: rooms. in: hospitals througout is he countty may soon contain: “Pake It Slow and Easy If You Wanb- to Get Along With Me’—for removal of tonsils. < “There'll Be a Hot Time Town Tonight”—-for extraction . the Old. of “Please Don’t Take Me Home’— a wh: Van Me oF KeepsHair Combed ere aa oh Keene Even stubborn, unruly or sham- pooed hair stays combed all day in any style you like. “Hair-Groom” is a_ dignified eémbing ‘cream “which gives that-natutal gloss and well- groomed effect. to your’ hair—that 4inal touch to good dress both in bus- iness and on social occugions, “Hai Grosom” is greaseless; also’ helps grow thick, heavy lusttous h Be- f : __ | Ware of greasy, harmful M€sca" Long, "Long Way to Tip: Aeptapions, f pérary”—when broken ‘arches are B Weing straightened, * - i “Cut Yourself a ‘iece"of Cake and’, Fe Make Yourself at"'Home”—for con-{ ° tented suffercrs. a “Suppose I Never “Met “You"-*-for t jersons who strike telephone poles, in* automobiles. # é Every Night 1 Cry. Myself tojf Storage of all kinds. Sleop Over You”—for persons having Rates on applicati large noses ‘taperéd to vogue. DEAD C. ‘AR on. F «im Al Broken Up Over You"— ; STORAGE; for skull’ fractures. $2.50 PER: MO Fe “Hail, Hail-the Gang’s ‘All -Here”— Offi 4 ae. for mothers giving birth to triplets. fice With AND almost any piece in exist- nee Strike Coal:Co. + ; ence, except— ‘ 7 *hone 909 Mai: “Nearer My God to Thee.” f ade : Re 4 s a