The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, December 8, 1923, Page 4

PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE ae ae se ae cee, : Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class 4 Matter. 37=BISMARCK ‘TRIBUNE co. Publishers Ton Sims Vs Foreign Representatives 5 Dear Santa: Please bring me a G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY few polit tsSues. My old on CHICAGO - - 2 3 DETROIT | are att worn out. Any Party.” Marquette Bldg. -- PAYNE, LAUER, AND SMITH NEW YORK Fifth Ave. Bldg. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use or republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local news pub- lished herein. All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. “MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per year... «$7.20 Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck) . . ‘ 7.20 Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarek) ... 5.00 Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota. . 6.09 THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) SOUTH DAKOTA’S ACTION South Dakota’s action in rejecting Hiram Johnson, poli- tical maverick, indicates that the West, the land of Magnus, Shipstead, Frazier, et al., is not as obstreperous politically as the effete East believes. The electorate of our neighbor state senses the leadership of Calvin Coolidge, a safe helms- a in times that call for the highest order of statesman- ship. In his public utterances and in a silence unique as it is admirable, he has reflected that he is the president of all the people. Narrow partisans have been unsuccessful in Kresge Bldg. Lower sugar prices are being pre dicted by several leading optimists. Drink wood alcohol this Christmas see another, and you will never The United States spends $40,000, 000 u year for “prohibition enforce- ment, but gets little of it. “Dear Sant e send us some prohibition C| mas, We want to see what it looks like. Any Town.” Eyes are being bootlegged in Ber- lin. Bootleggers in America sell rotten booze. Pity poor Berlin. Christmas story: ma, Twi I had some skates so I could skat golden eggs laid by the goose-step. Texas aviator was arrested for fly- ing while intoxicated. A few drinks and he went up in the air. California university has built a $1,000,000 stadium. They say it looks like a million dollars, “Dear Santa: Please send us a new cellar. We had a cellar but papa left the corks in the homebrew.” Spokane football player will re- cover from a broken neck, but wi miss necking parties six months. Eggs: bootlegged in Berlin are not | THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Mrs, Johnson.and children, Mr. Mrs. rold Brownawell, and Miss Ellan Jager, and Howard and Helen Lika AA Miss. Freda Johnson is on the | slek list this’ week, Mr. and Mrs. Sam Gooding went to! \ Linton this week, | Mr. and Mrs: H. A. Carlisle were pleasantly entertained at the Ernest Saville family, Thanksgiving. ee ee ee BALDWIN Mr. and Mrs. Willie Borner, Wil- lie Greenberg, and Mrs,.Mary Pinks of bes were. Thanksgiving Day | jguests at the home of Mr. and Mrs. { {Richard Borner. Henry Hubin has. rented the brick building near Rupp's hardware store and has gone into the cream busi- ness. Mr. and Mrs;-Gus, ‘Rupp entertain- ed a number of relatives at their home Thanksgiving Day. Mr. and Mrs, Lowa’ Spitzer were doing some Thanksgiving’ shopping in town the fore part of the week. John Monfo® and family éntertain- ed a number of neighbors at their home Saturday evening. The even- ing was spent in having a general good time and a nice lunch ended the party. School delayed opening last Mon- day on account of the epidemie of searlet fever which has cut down the attendance nearly one half. Mr. and Mrs, Arthur Lenihan left Wednesday morning for Turtle Lake | where they were Thanksgiving D: { i Doc COPELAND = Sate ROYAL S. COPELAND Physician, Born Dexter, Mich., Nov. 7, 1868. Got M. D. at University of Michigan, 1889. Post graduate in medicine in England, France, Ger- many, Switzerland and Belgium. Pro- fessor of ophthalmology at Universi- ty of Michigdn, 1895-1908. Appointed commissioner and. president of board of health, New York City, April 29, 1918, Elected on Democratic ticket to U. S. Senate from New York, No- vember, 1922. Diplomacy Always Pays, Hubby—Really, Ethel, seven pounds guests at the home of Mrs. Lenihan’s leading this man into espousal of special or spurious causes. parents. He has kept his head when many around him were danger- ously near losing or had lost theirs. The repudiation of Hiram Johnson is one of the most satisfying incidents in national polities for many moons. It should encourage Republicans in this state.to fresh courage in opposing any movement to weaken party’ action, the chief bulwark of our republican form of government and repub- lican is not meant in the partisan sense either. South Dakota has its radicals too who have tried to wreck the two parties for strictly patronage purposes and the vic- tory of Coolidge is a jolt to the bloc or group pressure in national politics. North Dakota knows what bloc govern- ment can do in state affairs and her voters should not want to carry the process any farther. Hats off to South Dakota Republicans. for a het is the height of extnava- gance! Wife—Well, my ‘deat;' ‘I’ simply have to look nice when J am with you; you're so distinguished looking. —Passing Show (London). That Settles It, The bargaining for the cow ‘had been going on leisurely for an hour. Finally thé prospective purchaser came flatly to the point. “How much milk does she ne he asked. “I don’t rightly know,” answered the farmer who owned her, “but she's a’ darn good-natured critter, and she'll give all she can.”—Wo- man’s World. ~~ Stiff collars are going out of style. Men are wearing sofk collars not to protect the girls’ necks, | Mr. and Mrs. Richard Borner mo- tored to Bismarck “Wednésday to close a deal whereby they, become joint owners of the farm just east of town known ‘as the Kenmire place. ' They exchanged 240 acres near Arn- old on the deal. Now they say there are about 1000 fuke dentists at large. This number will seem very small. oa | News from London: omen will seek 40 seats in Parliament, Must | be members of the tea party, The bridge crew left Friday after %| completing the new watertank at this point. This was an improvement that was badly needed, the old ‘tank having loffg since outlived its useful- ness. Sailors wrecked off the Alaskan coast lived a month on porcupines, so were stuck up when rescued. “|e News of Our Neighbors CLEAR LAKE TOWNSHIP, - Mr. and Mrs, Art Bjorhus announce the drrival of a baby girl. Mrs. Tom Olson is assisting with the house- work and caring for the sick. | | + Joe Hull of New Jersey thought he could keep $9,184 at his home, but learned he couldn't. The many friends of the M. L.{ Keever family old time residents of this territory but now living at Northfield, Minnesota will be sorry | to learn of the death of Mrs. Kee- ver’s father early in November, He} visited Burleigh county some years ago during the Keever’s residence in the county. At the time of his death Mrs. Keever’s father was over nine- LETTER FROM LESLIE PRESCOTT TO LESLIE PRESCOTT. CONTINUED They say that speaking of angels you hear the rustle of their wings. I wonder if that holds good-when, you put down your thoughts about them put it on and redressed my hair I felt much better. The girl who said there is a satisfaction in being well dressed that religion cannot give, said something. Probably you won't! understand that at all, little Mar-j| quise, but I do, and since these let ters are written more to get my thoughts, my troubles, my griefs— Mr. Coates, winner of a male beauty contest ut fhe Yukon, is liable to get shot in the pants. Yes, We Think So! Now that it has become known that 30 agricultural colleges are giving courses in ice) cream making; might one be pardoned for referring to them as sundae schools ?—Nash- ville Suthern Lumberman. GROWTH OF PHONES “We used to think 10 telephones to every 100 persons in the population was the saturation point or limit. Now there is ah average of 14 phones to 100 population, in some places 25, _and we have stopped trying to figure on the saturation “Dear Santa Claus: Please send us a new door-mat. The 'Welcome’ sign on ours is worn out.” Mrs. Henry Neiman who has spent several days among friends here, re- turned to Bismarck to spend Thanks- giving with her parents, Mr. and Mrs, , * : Christmas story: Once some boys | "Paper. ji |and—yes, my petty jealousies—out ay “point.” (Quoting Charles G. Dubois, president of Western | a:jnt unew where the presente were, | Just as Thad decided in my,awn| of my system, I think it does not| R0bert Sharp. CAS atenes arbi was ones And Plenty of It. Electric Co.) as —. mind to tell Ruth all about the pearl! matter whether you understand) fis Nora Olson had as her guest: Towa YA critic went by request to hear a ines en needn’ abo anni ‘ Christitws steey: One ti _ | beads, she called me up and said she| everything I say or not. ? ta el . Business men needn’t worry about planning on too big a nristiias story: One time a wo- | beads, she called me up and sai ything I say o over Thanksgiving Her cousin, Edith certain politician make a speech. er-expansion is’a chi a, i . man didn't @t any handkerchiefs. “Be i i Niel, “Well” said th liticjan, after i eral: ee exnenelon is ney in fe matter of neces- ecg any ghansberchieta a (tea ues ene ERECT 2c ee MERU es knew mele Olson and Violet Schmidkunz. onto manyavislends:fotiethes Wille ay fe through—well, how was sities. And the luxuries of today are the necessities of to-| Christmas story: “If you kids lay |Bee.” were her parting wordse claimed the moment she looked at} Mr, and Mra, Frank Shaffer enter- |griccet family, who live southeast of | “scund—very .agund,” # morrow: Average standard of living will advance faster in | your hands on one of these bundles, | I hastened to do it and, little per met Seincd abe thaicshowietatiey (Nand re ote ee eee eto eenele: “I knew that was your negli- gee, Leslie, the moment I saw it. “It is very beautiful, Ruth, but it must have been frightfully expen- little daughter is recuperating. nice- quise, I don't believe that e1 . ly ‘from ‘a long and ‘serious fines. your bouffant silks with thé lands of roses and delicate laces you had anything more becoming than that modern gown. It is queer old blue Chinese brocade, as soft as a rose leaf and lined with orchid ¢hif- fon. I presume you would think, little Marquise, that the tight “‘nar- row slip looks very queer, but to my modern eyes it is very beautiful, held on bys the narrow straps over said the politician, and then, |hungry for more, he beamed and add- d, “Sqund and what else?” “Nothing else,” said the critic.— Los Angeles Times. 1 will spank you.” ADVENTURE OF || the coming decade, than any one now realizes. giving-dinner: the (following invited . guests. Mr. and Mrs. 0. N. Nelson, Mr, and Mrs. Albert Christensen and Miss Myrtle, Mr. and Mrs. Mrs Har- old Hargrave and family, Miss Viola Hargrave, and My. and Mrs, George Shaffer and son Leo.of Steele. Miss .Lydia ‘Ohmatad; feacher of Lein school No. 1 js confined at 9 local hospital in Fargo. Miss Ohm- Mrs. James MeAvoy who has been} ill-at the family home is getting along very niceby. f POET'S CORNER i THE SNOWSTORM LIFE LIKE SHOW Men may earn the money, but women spend most of it, . advertising experts agree. Women buy most of the food supplies. They have the lion’s share of saying what kind + of house shall be built, what kind of auto bought. Clothiers claim that 34 per cent of the clothing worn by men is pur- : chased by women. ‘ou are not to worry over that. I am giving it to you.” She hesitated a inoment and then went on. “That may sound funny to you, dear, be- cause you knowl haven’t any money but I am gong to have:some and this! negligee comes out of my first pro-| local hospital in Farge ies eand THE TWINS The Shinar of a seventy-foot whale has .been known to yield aa much as a ton of oil. A Venezuelati railway, from Cara- cas to Vatencie, has 80 tunnels in only 56 miles. By Olive Roberts Barton This was the riddle that the Riddle Lady asked next day: Advertising is primarily the applied psychology of ap- |. tak ana talk and also hear, the shoulders. Then over this un- peels Jack coming home to lunch-| 7 nysgiving with her parents. ee rey eat smomnre i is & peculiarity arane dataset ee i Is » ++ |derrobe is hung a long loose gar-| «7 1 - arise on the forelegs first, while the + pealing to women. Life is like the show business—women |For I've a mouth and one good car, | Nant of ‘two straight: lence mawedl| San mee oot »»| Mr, and Mrs. Adolph Hanson are |The roses that I loved are dead and] cow first arises on its hind legs, ‘make” the shows. They form the bulk of the matinee audi- |1 am a gossop of the worst, together. up the back and hanging inf. .¢2¢ 28 Seriom® a8-that, Lestie?” | 1. arents of m baby girl which ax- gone; ~ ‘ = enee and decide what evening shows shall be patronized by | Whate’er takes place, I hear it first. two panels down the front. ‘This is| miled Ruth. rived Sunday morning, Dec. 2, Mil- |The snow which swiftly falls from Sad Mistake, mated or mating couples. of the. samerbilue dhtocade, and Mined 7c, ew eted wonerly, dred Anna is the name chosen. out the sky, It was dusk and the ticket inspec Tells us that once again the winter's come, “ than the tor went to the young couple on the back seat of the bus, The ;youth, slightly impatient at the interrupttdh, thrust out his folded tickets:,. “We do not stop theré,” said tye inspector, courteously. “I have more knowledge throughout with the pinkish laven- books, der of the orchid shade. Then comes That tell of ships and kings and! what makes the real style gnd beauty cooks, of this negligee. The very bottom of T hear more stories, new and old, | the back panel is Caught around un- Than story-books would ever hold. | der your nee over “the two front ; (Copyright, 1923, NEA Service, Inc.) Nels Dronen departed Saturday for Norway. He will stop at Valley City ——————______. A Thought { and visit ‘a sister before going .on. @| John Lyngass will act as chore bey The wicked are like the troubled | (u7I"e the former's absence, TOO MUCH BOOKKEEPING Suing for a divorce, a Brooklyn woman says the trouble started when her husband began insisting that she keep books on every penny she spent. At the end of the month, With raging fury soon the wind, ar- rives, Alike is “he to either friend or fo He gathers up the ‘swiftly. falling she says pa raised the roof if she couldn’t account for every |«t know more secrets than the 5 panels with @ gorgeous beaded orna-|geg, when it cannot rest, whose wa- ak “Where?” inquired the youth “pea 3 phy- i toh Es This community has lost another flake: ‘ qt y . nickle and dime. * nx, Se teranbnertieeeaeetes fs ae Se up mire and dirt—Isa./ true companion, John: Nyseth who|To make a eryatal monument of| “At the pawnbroker’s.—Exchange. All snow. Now that women have the vote, they should turn to an-| For all he grins and wisely winks, Of course you can hardly walk in passed away Friday moeni “ : D y : , Foolish Day) j other. Equal Right—the right to have a definite and liberal|!}"ow more newa than all the rress, | jt, as that back panel brought around| Hint at. the existence of wicked- | Nis friends were stricken with grief ae cihtassche Talo tetcors rimken “allowance” without being compelled to make an accounting. pee aren Hiei inapare-caN you in tent binds seu Baa pute Koeens (peas. ine light, Baby iandi arceesile forcno,ome expected si The ages venice Msibenepebeslps toe ssick,” said-the Foolish Old: Gen- 4 Few women get a square deal in the division of the pocket- ut of, how well it looks, and I'm|manner, so that nobody's fine feel-| wy Nyseth was a devoted husbend | Content is she to be well fed and|tleman. “In my day: we had songs not ashamed to say that after I had like ‘Ta Ra Ra Boom De Ay’ and "Daddy Wouldn’t Buy, Me.a Bob- wow,’ that had some sense, te) em. a New York World. ¥ BEST LIVER AND BOWEL LAXATIVE If Headachy, Bilious, Sick, Constipated ings may be offended.—Thackeray. | .4 ‘father, and had many friends who, together with his wife and fam- ily greatly mourn the loss of so re- spected a husband and friend. Mr. and Mrs, Ole Newland and Mr. and Mrs. Henry Olson spent Sunday evening at the Christ Schoon home, = book. “But I've a habit I can’t break, I know it's bad—there’s no mistake— Whate’er I hear, with throaty rattle, As quick as scat, I go and tattle! warm; , The dog sends forth a loud sand mournful wail; He fears the ceaseless futy of the storm. TRAFFIC CONGESTION Number of autos in our country increasing a fourth each * year, says Raymond Beck, traffic expert. He warns that ;, we're headed for a Babel of traffic congestion unless we be- * gin planning our cities far ahead into the future, especially | « for wider streets. : Is it really possible, though, to see ‘ahead even 10 years ;in this matter? How long until the airplane will become the * chief vehicle? Probability is we’ll need all the motor cars :we can get, and just as many airplanes. “There have been times I’ve turned discreet, Deciding that I’d not repeat, The things I'd heard of this that, As—who wore someone else's hat! Like to a bridge that spans the flow- ing stream, Between the house and barn a drift is, made, “ and Mr, and Mrs, E, A, Van Vleet. en- tertained at Sunday dinner Mr. and Mrs, Albert Christensen and Miss os pMyrth Through. which, ere they ‘begin thelr evening chores,- The farmer and his. sons will have’ to + wait. © \ High hs ope chimney fly the flam- “But when I do, I get a shaking, 4 | Until I'm sure my bones are break- | ing. {And someone shouts out in my ear, ,| ‘Hello, hello, now can you hear?” i, Mr. and Mrs, Arthur Warne called + |at the Severt Brenden home on Sun- ' |day evening, MAGIC DEVICE A Frenchman has invented a secret device that’s said to! &be able to stop the engine of an auto or airplane miles away. This is too good to be true, we fear, for it would elim- * inate’ air-planes and tanks from warfare. 4 However, for every offensive device there is a defensive “device that counterdcts it, and always the antidote is dis- ;, covered—in time. Artificial lightning and disease bacteria, rather than air- Mr. and Mrs. B. F. Paslay and fam- ily were entertained at Thanksgiving dinner at the ‘home of Mr. and Mrs. E, A. Van Vleet. As lender mul the wind begins to “So what’s the use of being good? Like ean’t do anything I should, So don’t blame me, if you own, * A rattle-tattlek_——.” Like Tittle gnomes intent om’ some queer pranks, They mingle with the whirling flakes of snow. should Mr, and Mrs. Jens Hanson of near, Steele spent Monday at, the Christ Schoon home coming up to get. ac- quainted with their new grandchild, who arrived Sunday 1 morning. All things are chang landscape looms, In grays and browns so tiresome to the eyes; © |: no more the Nick thought he knew, and Nancy thought she knew, but both of them waited to hear what the Riddle Land people would have to. say. Planes and tanks and poison gases, will be the big weapons| “Well, well, well!" declared the! Christ Schoon” departed on Tues-| Like to the magic wrought by fairy | "of the nent war—if the people are stupid enough to stand| °ld-Shce Woman. “That's a hard ay with a carload of hogs and cat- wand, j -for a “next war.” one. It isn’t the wind is it? Lady tle for the St. Paul market.. The-world is changed to Winter i Wind is an awful gossip. I always Paradi x, ( Florence. Borner. WILD ROSE W. H. Brownawell ‘and son Harold motored, to Bismarck last Tuesday, Mrs. \Bfownawell returning with them. Mrs. W. H. Brownawell has been staying in Bismarck with her daughter Hope, who has been very) sick. Hopé is at the hospital now. Miss Elan Jager spent ‘Thanksgiv- ing with the: Bucks pil. say to my children. ‘Listen now, my little dears, itching ears—'” “Oh, do have done and, give the rest of us a chance!” admonished Old Mother Hubbard. Then she turned to the Riddle Lady, “I was just Passing by on my way to the butch- er’s to get my dog a bone when I heard. what you said.- I’m plumb worn out traipsing around for that dog! I've been to the tailors and PLENTY OF OPPORTUNITIES 4 H. G. Wells has made over $500,000 in royalities from zhis “Outline of History,” according to gossip among book “publishers, * In other words, he’s paid half a million for having imag- ination enough to sense that history, supposedly adry sup *Ject, could be popularized; No living writer could 3 much from the sale of a work of fiction in book form atene, * Plenty of opportunities. The problem is to them when they are right under our noses. 3 yA aati SA i yy: POWER OF BODY OVER MIND "You've read a lot about the power of the mind over the Don’t forget the power of the over the:mind. . Chater W. Darrow, psychologist at University of Chi- usands decides that emotional. heetiagd bodily whisper reaches A Forgotten Masterpiece. ° Antwerp—-An old picture entitled, “Jesus Baptized in the River Josdan,” was sold here the other day. A car- penter bought -it ‘fer-only a. few francs, Along happened an art ‘critic. He discovered it came from the brush of Rembrandt in 1640. He pronounc- ed it worth at Jeast:2,000,000 francs. But the carpenter refuses to to any of the gumerous offers Be; has received,' No griping ‘or inconvenience fol- | lows a gentle liver and bowel cleans- ing with “Casearets.” Sick Head- ache, Biliousness, Gases, Indigestion, and all’such’ distress gone by morn- ing.” Most’ harmless laxative for Men, Women “and - Children—10c boxe, also 25 and” b0e sizes, any drug store. Mrs. Harold Brownswell the sick list last week. was on Cuenca, 2 city ‘30,000 in Ecua- lor, lies 8469 above the sea, Homer. Brownawell: and “Harold Swanson are taking up ninth grade at wehool No. 1 now. > Lady amiled in 4 one of the iH 3 the tiddle is about, yen sould Stay at |" and do bi boyi zh id. “But you folk from Land are. all. too old. ‘new inventions. Tell’ them. w! a 3 is, Nancy," for she could tell bi the girl's ¢ ahe knew. ‘ly. PHONE: 1-100 ‘ Best of Service at the Low: ‘Mr. Volt and Mr. Youngbeck, who After tliness i have been conducting wits meet- recu perate ‘Regulation’ and, Train. Time i achool No,-1 hay ft, and i take SCOTTS EMULSION