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PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Bntered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class Matter. BISMARCK TRIBUNE CO. Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY Publishers CHICAGO Marquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg. URNS AND SMITH PAYNE, B NEW YORK Fifth Ave. Bldg. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use or republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local news pub- lished herein. All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per year............ 0 Daily by mail, per year (in Bismafck).. Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck) . Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota.............. 6.00 THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) MR. MELLON’S PLAN Secret of the Treasury A. W. Mellon is a very rich man. Because he is a rich man, though an able man, often- times his recommendations have been immediately attacked under the belief that he is to aid the multi-millionaires of his own class. of the Secretary usually have found jt difficult to attack his | proposals with sound logic, for Mr. Mellon’s presentations often are so convincing that they leave little room for doubt. He has proposed that Congress cut the nation’s tax bill $323,000,000. He has not made these proposals for the henefit of the alone. An examination of his recommen- dations is convincing evidence that the secretary is actuated hy a high sense of duty. For example, although Mr. Mellon | is one of the largest property holders of the country he makes a recommendation that there be discrimination be- . tween incomes earned by personal services and incomes from invested capital. He states his position in the following | language: i “The fairness of taxing more lightly income from wages, salaries and professional services than the income from a business or from investment is beyond question. In the first case, the income is uncertain and limited in duration; sick- | ness or death destroys it and old age diminishes it. In the other, the source of the income continues; it may be disposed | of during a man’s life and it descends to his heirs.” It is estimated that this amendment would mean a loss in revenue of $97,500,000, the greater benefit of which would | fall upon persons of moderate means. Mr. Mellon proposes to surrender revenue of about $70,- , 000,000 by the repeal of the tax on admissions, the bulk of which is now paid by moving picture patrons, $30,000,000 by the repeal of taxes on telegrams, telephone messages, etc. Affecting incomes, he would reduce the normal tax from 4 per cent to 3 per cent and from 8 per cent to 6 per cent. The total loss of revenue is estimated at $91,600,000, of which $64,500,000 is in the schedules up to and including incomes of $6,000, and $80,600,000 is in schedules up to and including $10,000. Only $3,100,000 falls in incomes of over $100,000 annually. Mr. Mellon would surrender surtaxes entirely on incomes under $10,000, and upon incomes above this amount he would scale progressively upwards to a 25 per cent on those of $100,000 or over. The total loss of revenue from this elim- ination and reduction of surtaxes is estimated at $101,800,- 000, of which $17,500,000 would be from incomes up to $100,- ‘000 a year and $487,700,000 from incomes of over $100,000 | per year. This recommendation is made, however, not with the view of relieving these classes of taxpayers but of “saving | the productivity of the surtaxes.” In the long run it will | mean higher rather than lower revenue from surtaxes be-| cause it will bring into the scope of the tax millions in in- comes which are now placed beyond the tax and will unleash | capital for productive investment, in the opinion of the} secretary. The government actuary calculates a total sacrifice of | immediate revenues from the proposed alteration in the in- come taxes of $222,900,000, of which about $144,000,000 would be saved to taxpayers with incomes under $10,000 | a year. | These principal recommendations of the Secretary, which i will go before Congress, offer a substantial hope for a re- | duction in the national tax burden. They would abolish | some of the war taxes, which have continued in the statute | books until there is danger of them being accepted as en- | tirely regular means of taxation. They would benefit chiefly | those who receive the smaller incomes. It is hoped that | Congress will give earnest study to Mr. Mellon’s plan. | DETROIT designing ways and means solely | ¢ Opponents | r EDITORIAL REVIEW Comments reproduced in_ this column may or may not express the opinion of ‘The Tribune. They ure presented here in order that our readers may have both sides of important issues which are being discussed In the press of the day WHAT ARE GOOD SCHOOLS? | America ‘has not falled in its school systems. In its campaign for Education week the Bureau of Education at Washington usey the foregoing point In support of its contention that though the immi- grant may find some conditions in| America which disappoint him, he is not ppointed with the pro- visions made to allow his children | 1 making in} contrasting worth Americ tem with ous European gchools. an can “point with pride” chools despite their deficiencies in. gome resp. In every corner of the United there is of our society. rs can find any number of unique s tems in force in other nations | which have brought excellent re- sults in training various groups of | children, but it is not blind pride to; insist that in no other country has | education been as thoroughly dif- | fused with fewer obstacles in the | path of any group of children than in Am The de: to perfect | a system is at least a trp-/ The cost of sing. How Every year | cost money. is ine education could it be otherwise. more children are attending school. Wi; Since pre- all costs have increased, but s ols have shown no greater increase ‘than ing costs. When wages, food, clothing | and other materials increase in price, the schools ¢annot be expect- | ed to be an exception. | Schools are paid by ‘taxes, and taxes are very unpopular. It schools were paid for like gasoline on pleasure trips the cost weuld not be noticed much, America is however building with its memley a | democratic type of ‘school system. The encouraging feature of the de- velopment is that the demand for schools is being met ‘by local com- munities, through the efforts of the communities themselves. The federal government is encouraging put not prescribing nor forcing the development of the local school. TO LESLIE PRESCOTT, CONTINUED, At that moment, little Marquise, | to see any one in all my life. She was bringing me the loveliest orchid it. pect you will have great ‘suc- she said to Ruth, “in youi ure. Of course “all. your The schools rank high | among /¢riends will show their sympathy for g Ig heibane suc “““lyou by making. purchases at your shop.” “T am neither looking for sym- pathy nor charity, Mrs. Smithson,” said Ruth bluntiy. “I am going into a perfectly legitimate business and I hope that I shall make it pay, That's THE TWINS eS ai By Olive Roberts Barton | ,\¥¢'¥ #dmirable of you I am sure.” | (That woman seems to have a self- ADVENTURE OF | “Humpty. Dumpty,” said the Rid-/ esteem that compares with a fs sndeq |THinoceros’ skin, Nothing can get dle Lady, “you must not get offended | Ora it) at my new riddle, It isn’t about you! y know Ruth wanted to talk to me at all. It just sounds as though 1 | privately but that woman stayed ana was. It’s called Lumpity Lumpity, | stayed and at last had the nerve to and the answer is not an egg. It’s | ask Ruth if the picture “Trumping something entirely different and can- | y1is Heart” was being shown in New not be eaten. Is everybody ready?” | yor, a “Yes!” shouted all the Riddle Land | Ruth stiffened and then deliberate- people, for every one Was anxious to lly lied. “I think I saw it advertised see who would get the prize today. | but 1 was too busy to go and see it,” The Twins decided not to guess tov | «Oh, Mrs, Prescott told me thut hard, for already, since coming to | yoy had seen the picture.” Riddle Land, they had guessed most |” Ruth recovered herself quickly. + of the answers, ' “Was that the picture in which Pauls “Well, then here it is,” smiled the | perier played? I didn't. remember Riddle Lady. “Put on your think- | the name of it when you spoke, Yes, IngAeADE? in the ates | Same “Lumpity Lumpity’s up in the air,| wy di ikea ines Sometimes he's round, sometimes |igngr” * id you like it, Mrs, Elling: he’s square, “Very niuch indeed,” Som mes thin, but often thick, “ rs ick. : ; “L expect so,” said Ruth “Lumpity Lumpity’s breath is hot, 7 Pune * 4 Perhaps it's fever, but I think not, | Petier was one of the most beautiful Summer's heat nor winter's chill, Ne'er caused Lumpity a doctor bill. Lumpity Lumpity likes to smoke, s it up till you'd think he'd hoke. FAKE DOCTORS | At least 25,000 bogus physicians and surgeons are “prac- ticing medicine” in the United States, according to some in- | vestigators of medical diploma mills. i The figure is startling. Here’s a major evil going along | for years without the public suspecting it. Fortunately, it’s | a scandal that can be cleaned up quickly and thoroughly—if | the proper authorities so desire. | No matter how thoroughly it may be suppressed, however, this evil will grow up again like a weed unless the various | associations of legitimate physicians and surgeons act more | “vigilantly as watchdogs. We believe the Hippocratic Oath | = ethically requires such watchfulness. __ It amazes you to find the medical profession honeycombed =:with untrained quacks. Do you stop to realize that every | other line of human activity is similarly honeycombed with | =-incompetents? Yes, and just as harmful to the coumunity at large as the phoney M. D. to his unfortunate victims. =. ; Lawyers, judges, architects, newspapermen, financiers, Managers, craftsmen — there are plenty of these who are thoroughly trained yet totally unfitted for their work by ‘reason of warped ethics, natural incompetence, stupidity and | --dishonesty. eee | # In life, real ability stands out in the sea of incompetence | “like the proverbial blackberry in a bowl of milk. Any one with a sense of decency is appalled by the thought of an ignorant, untrained quack “treating” sick, =“people who need expert help. The fact, that thousands of =-8uch quacks are at work, is a revelation of the frightful “things many men resort to in the mad scramble for money. «There seems to be no limit to degradation, where money is “at stake, Civilization is a wretched failure—financially. . { CLAIMS ADVERTISING IS TO BLAME = | Advertising is to blame for the divorce evil, claims Mrs. > Christine Frederick, household efficiency expert. She asks s=show you can expect_a woman to be satisfied with her plain, “homely husband when she has to gaze at the Perfect Adver= ising Adonis of billboards and street car ads. : / * Qne.advantage of a homely husband, however, there’s less that.other women may be trying to steal. him... jan easy riddle, perhaps you can Wigwags messages to the stars, Sends up news to the folk on Mars. “Lumpity Lumpity’s mouth’s so wide, That birds and sweeps can ge: in- side. A TEN? SPOT stant effotr to ng the s closely to all of the people a possible. We have specializ trade and technical schools of va rious kintts t we have also made it possi anyone to attend any kind of schoo) thit.the wishes to and is prepared to enter. Y As long as Americans in any ——— 5 YY walk of life can prepare thom-| SS Gyy Ives to go to school as far as! | S Yyy y wish to go, then-the sc “Z n one of the outs ing i ‘ | Ruth came in. I never was so glad | were married? LETTER FROM LESLIE PRESCOTT | girls in town, you know. Pardon me, Mrs. Smithson, but wasn’t she the young woman to whom your husband paid so much attention before you Some one told me! that she had turned’ him down and the next thing I knew your marriage | negligee you ever saw and that took | was announced.” | Mrs. Smithson’s attention for the momen “Nothing of the sort, nothing of the sort. Of course, Mr. Smithson thought, as did all the men in town, that she was a very pretty girl. But as for paying her any attention, he only did what he could not get out of. The girl pestered him.to death running after him.” + “Oh that was the iway, of.it,” said Ruth innocently. “Well, I can hard- ly understand Mr, Smithson’s at- titude in the matter, for it always seemed to me that Paula. Perier was really much too good for him.— Again you will pardon me, Mrs. Smithson—” “I'll do nothing of the kind, Mrs. Ellington, and it seems to me that: you are not in a position with your husband leaving you for another wo- men to throw stones ut what you | consider my glass house, “I have had a very pleasant even- ing, Mrs. Prescott, but I_will have | to take leave now as I cannot stand insults even by implication. Goo evening.” She flounced out. ; eee J A Thoyght | : ¢, He that is faithful in that which ie least is faithful also in much; and he that is unjust in the least is unjust also in much—Luke 16:10. Ihave seldom known anyone who deserted truth in trifles that could “Miss | be trusted in matters of importance. —Paley. | =[ GY JINGO, Everett, I WANTED t)o 36q'! SAVED MY LiFe } YOST THE MAN You HAveE CET ME HAve Tie And Santa Claus so round and fat, Has no more trouble than thin Jack Sprat, “He slides right down with his bag of toys, And Lumpity laughs but makes no noise, An holds his breath till Santa’s gone, In his little sleigh by reindeer drawn “What is it?” “I know! 1 know! cried everybody at once. “My, my! I must have made it too easy,” laughed the Riddle Lady. And now, my dears, I'm not going to tell you what the Riddle Lady said the ansWer was. As it is such We know!” guess it for yourselves. But let me whisper this: It begins with ch—. (To Be Continued.) (Copyright, 1923, NEA Service, Inc.) CUT THIS OUT—IT IS WORTH MONEY ' Send this ad and ten cents to Foley & Co., 2835 Sheffield Ave., Chi- cago, Ill., writing your name and ad- AND HE PASSED OuT A IF & SAVED Youve You HAVEN'T PAID, JENKINS’ WIDOW THE MONEY YOu BORROWED oF JENKINS BEFORS HE ENTIRELY UNINTENTINAL Diep, WEAR AGO tl . URE IT, WAS dress clearly. You will receive a ten SAN cent bottle of FOLEY’'S HONEY AND TAR COMPOUND. for coughs, colds ra>)) and hoarseness, also free sample package of FOLEYS PILLS a diuretic stimulant for the kidneys and|. FOLEY CATHARTIC TABLETS for Constipation and Biliousness. These wonderful remedies have helped mil- lions of people, Try them! Moths hardly ever touch anything wrapped in newspapers. Winter clothes thus stored are almost cer- tain to escape damage. _ ,Tellurium is used as a crystal de- tector in radio work,and, in an anti-, ped compound: rie automdbile en-* ke aaa .|But\she can’t get that goat. THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE The Balance of Power Goats are nice animals, They get in bad by not bathing, but you nev- er hear goats kick on» the food. Goat will eat’ tin cans, dynamite, bride’s biscuits or what have you? Then eat a shoe for dessert, A goat in Aurora, IIL, ate two sticks of dynamite and may become the Aurora Borealis soon. Imagine being chased, about the yard by a goat full of dynamite. What could be more trying than trying to keep a goat full of dyna- mite in a peaceful hymor? Why not take this Illinois goat who eats dynamite and let him ‘butt a nice fat bootlegger? What could be nicer than feeding a bill collector on dynamite and then throwing! ro¢ks;at him Goats will eat dynamite. Why not start feeding the stuff to people who are always butting in? Wouldn't it be too awful if some- body fed football players dynamite? Eating dynamite will ruin a goat's health. It will make him very thin and several miles wide. What will happen’ to a goat who eats dynamite? Why, he will butt once and nothing else butt. What's left of a goat that dynamite is the goat’s goatee. eats that Ger- Biggest example of a goat has been eating dynamite is many. France has Germany’s goat. She feeds it on dynamite. And kicks it about. Look out, France! They milk goats in France, but Germany’s goat has gqne dry. France is after England’s goat. Would have it already only England says she hasn’t any goat. goat. Italy's France even wants Italy's goat belongs to Mussolini. When our own government gets the taxpayer's goat she always re- turns it just-before election, Bootleggers have the people's ont. But they don’t feed it dynamite, Sell the people dynamite instead. Sometimes a man gets his wife's goat. Sometimes he can’t get his wife's goat because he jis it. 1 Quickest way to get your wife’s goat is by hanging around the fire until youn supper gets cold. Another way to get your wife’s goat is to laugh when she starts erying. 8 Nicest way: to get a husband’s goat is by warning him to have his hair‘ cut like some. movie actor. Small brothers frequently get an older sister's goat, Thén she has td buy her goat back with candy. Hard-headed people butt in where goats fear to tread. A goat in the woods is worth two Nin the yard, MAINTENANCE OF. AUTOMOBILES REDUCED BY IMPROVED HIGHWAYS Washington, Dec. 4.—Some of the most important ways in which high- |’ ways have a demonstrable earning capacity, Secretary, Wallace of Agri- ‘culture. declares, are the. potential + ) ' TUESDAY, DECEMBER 4, 1923 ~ HEAR THE ARTISTS PLAYING ON THE GREATEST VAUDEVILLE CIRCUIT savings in cost of operation, main- tenance, and depreciation of motor vehicles. It is estimated the annual fuel bill paid by motor vehicles amounts to $1,000,000,000, and the annual tire bill $450,000,000. The annual de- preciation may ‘be computed on an estimated investment of $8,767,500,- 000 in motor vehicles, Although these figures are esti- mates, Secretary Wallace says they are a reasonable indication of the magnitude of the financial side of our motor transport equipment and it is evident that the operating costs ‘will be affected materially by the general improvement of the coun- try’s highway: : Mr.-and Mrs. Rud Jensen of Zap are the parents of a daughter born yesterday at the Deaconess hospital. Mrs. W. H. Walton and children of Dickinson are guests at the home of Mrs, Walton’s sister, Mrs, W. H. McCormick. ; Ted Loran, proprietor ‘of the Red Trail confectionery ‘store, is being tried on a charge of killing venison out of season. He claims, however, that it was nn accident,—that the doe ran in front of his car as he and a party of friends were motoring | to Bismarck Sunday night, was/ struck and instantly killed. As soon! as Loran returned home Sunday] night he called up Deputy Game Warden Harry Thorberg, and re- ported the strange incident, English Unveil _ Oil Painting of President Harding London, Dee, 4.—Lord Charnwood recently at the London Headquarters of the English-Speaking Union, un- veiled a portrait in oils of the late Pfesident Harding by Miss Margaret Lindsay Williams. During the sit- tings, President Harding used to talk to the artist of the mutual bonds between Great Britain and the Unit- ed States, and when. the portrait was finished he said he thought it was the best that had ever been’ made of him. Lord Charnwood said the whole British Empire would readily join in the tribute they were paying to the memory of an illustrious American. The whole world, he said, grieved when President Harding was sudden- ly taken, but not before he had been instrumental in making at the Wash- ington Conference what might well prove hereafter one #f the greatest strides yet taken towards the last- ing pacification of the world, His high office had passed into the hands of avery’ able and distinguished sticcessor, and although the time had not arrived when they could see the results of the action taken by Presi- dent Coolidge’s Administration in the last few days, nevertheless that aetion was of the keenest intcyest to all and full of hope for the future. The picture is the gift to the Union of an annoymous friend. JAPANESE SENTIMENT PREVENTS DESTRUCTION OLD BATTLESHIP Tokio, Dec: 4.—Public, sentiment has resulted in a movement for the preservation because of its ‘historic interest of the old battleship Mikasa. It was the flagship of Admiral Togo in the battle of the Sea of Japan fought in May, 1905,during the Rus- so-Japanese war. The ship was lying in the Yokosuka navy yard when the recent earth- quake occurred and was badly dam- aged. Since then her pumps have been operating constintly to keep her from sinking. It wis announced that the vessel would be repaired and used as a target ship, but the public movement has saved the Mi- kasa from this fate. It is estimated. that the temporary repair of ships and naval buildings damaged by the earthquake will cost upwards of 15,000,000 yen. No Guiding Hand JONES—Say, waiter, is this an in- eubator chicken? : WAITER—I don’t know, sir, why? JONES—Any chicken that has had a mother could never get as tough as ‘this one.—Syn Dial Just An Old Habit A friend calling on De Soaque ask- ed for a glass of water. . As the guest drank it the host stood eyeing him with a. speculative gleam. ' The guest, somewhat embarrassed, asked the reason for this behavior. De Soaque apologized immediately. “Force of habit,” he explained. “I was waiting to see if it was going-to kill _you.”—Pittsburg Chroncle-Tele- graph. A Story Mother Liked ELSIE—Mummy, do you like sto- ries? MOTHER—Yes, dear, “Shall I tell you one?” “Yes.” “Will you be interested?” “Of course I shall. dear.” “Well, there was once—a scent bot- tle—and I broke it!”—Pearson’s Weekly (London). THE WEALTHY DENTIST (to his son)—What! You want more money? But just think, my boy, with the cost of what suffering that money has been earned!—Le Rire (Paris). Little Difference Autumn is the season when: the leaves fall and prices rise and the only diference between it and spring is that in spring leaves do not fall. —Brooklyn Eagle. : A The United States army has mam- moth searchlights that have a light- ing capacity of 600,000,000 candle- power. There has: been.an amazing’ in- erease'in the use of cameras and photographic materials in China in the last decade, . “ Thousands Enjoy Their Per- formances Every Day All Over The Entire Country Nowadays the music of the leadin;. vaudeville. and comedy productiors is enjoyed by countless thousands the country over at the same time the productions ‘are playing in the great musical centers. The taling-machine has brought all this about, und through the Victrola it is possib!e! for every one to hear the foremost vaudeville and comedy stars, for lie the Rreatest operatic and’ concett artists they have chosen Victor Rec- ords to bring their music and enter- tata into the homes of the peo- ple, It is but natural that one and they same medium should be chosen, fo: the fact that the Victrola and Victor Records so perfectly reproduce the voices of Caruso, Galli-Curci, Chalia- pin, the violin music of Kreisler, El- man, Heifetz, jis also evidence that they likewise reprodace to perfection the humor of Sir Harry Ladder, and Will Rogers, the songs of Fanny Brice, of the Duncan Sisters, and the music of Paul Whiteman and His Orchestra, To hear the vaudeville and musical comedy on the Victrola is to be en- tertained by _the “héadliners” of the theatrical stage, to enjoy the capti- vating songs und music and droll hu- mor of the current productions, and the newest dance music. Sir Harry Lauder sings his amus- ing songs and specialties und to lis- ten to him is to Ifiow why he is such a great entertainer. John Steet pre- sents the hits which he sings so suc- jeessfully at_his Broadway perform- ances, Everyone who knows big vaud- eville knows thé Duncan Sisters and they do everything, and have voice- colors ranging alf the way from an alley-eat falsetto to a croupy false bass, George Price is among the Victor talent, too, and his forte is tenor solos, whistling, and entertaining generally. Lou Holtz is famous as a blackface comedian sure to bring out the laughs, Will Rogers gives hu- morous monologues which are excel- lent examples of the national humor. Belle Baker makes her appearance and her performance establishes wh: she is hailed as the “Bernhardt a Big Time Vaudeville.” Gallagher and Shean need no introduction and here they are on Victor Records. Walter C. Kelly is amusing in his portrayals of the Virginia Judge, and there follows a long line of enter- tainers including Marie Cahil?, Aileen Stanley, Taylor Holmes, Ralph Bing- ham, Joseph Cawthorn, Billy Murray, Henry Burr, Raymond Hitchcock, De- Wolf Hopper, “Blackface” Eddie Rosa, and Pietro with his big ac- cordion, : a Just now one of the greatest hits of the Ziegfield Follies in New York is Paul Whiteman and His Orchestra, and -here is the “King of Jazz” him- self with his wonderful orchestra. And by way of variety the Victor also presents the Benson Orchestra Jof Chicago, the 8, S. Leviathan Or- ehestra, Brooke Johns and His Or- chestra, The Collégiiins, Charles Dornberger and His Orchestra, and , other organizations whose dance mu- sic attracts the hosts of dance-lovers, \ Music. and entertainment galore, ranging from operatic and classical to the latest popular song hits, by the greatest artists in each particu- lar field, are to be had on Victor Rec- ords—and the performances just as real and enjoyable as attending the actual performances of the artists in the leading theaters of the metroe politan cities. WHOLESALE PRICES SHOW MOVE DOWNWARD, SURVEY INDICATES Geneva, Dec. 4.—An investigation based on the query, “What does it cost the world to live?” shows}a general downward movement i wholesale prices, according to the International Labor Bureau, This easiness of prices was shown in South Africa, Australia, Canada, Egypt, the United States, India, Ja- pan, the Netherlands, Great Britain, Sweden, Switzerland and Czechoslo- vakia. Prices have risen slightly in Australia, Belgium and New Zealand, and have increased violently in Ger- many and Poland. In August wholesale prices increas- ed ten-fold in Germany and the gen- eral cost of living 16 fold. SSS “Hearing Restored in Twenty-Four Hours” Amazing Results Secured in One Day By Use of Virex, Formerly Known As Rattle Snake Oil Deafness and Head Noises need not be dreaded ‘any longer since the discovery of a widely known physi- cian, Now it is possible for some of the most obstinate cases of deaf- ness to be relieved in a day’s tke by the application of a prescription formerly known as Rattle Snake Oil. This treatment is meeting with wide success all over the country. Mr. Dey, a Nebraska resident} 67 years old, says, “I have used the treatmént for only two weeks and my hearing is restored perfectly. The relief was almost instantaneous and now the head noises have disappear- ed. My catarrh, a case of many years standing, is improving wonder- fully.” This compound, which is known as Virex, is easily used at home: and seems to work almost like magic in its rapidity, on people df all ages. . So confident are we that Virex will cure you that we offer to send a large $2 bottle for only $1 on 10 lays’ free trial. If the results are net satisfactory, it costs you noth- ing. = Send no money—fust your name and address to the Dale Laboratories, 550 Gray- Bldg, Kansas: City, Mo., and the treatment wil] be mailedaat once, Use it according to the simple directions, If at the end of 10 days your hearing ia not yelieyed, your head noises gone entirely, just send it back and your mon " be re- funded without quastion. ‘This offer is’ fully guaranteed, so write today and give this wonderful compound a trial—Ady,