The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, November 1, 1923, Page 4

¢ ‘ 7 ‘ ¢ 3 « Fy a ‘ x Leth t i het d ot -- mest of us allow ourselves to become prematurely old by not oe i =—<—~Tyan did it because he had the “nothing is impossible” Sa wap, **“ edrner. ==<duced tobacco to 1 PACY FOUR THE. BISMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at pe Postoffice, Bismarck,.N. D., as Second Class td ‘ “Matter. BISMARCK TRIBUNE CO. Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY Publishers 7 CHICAGO Marquette Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH NEW YORK - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use or republication of all news dispatches credited to it or/no< otherwise credited in this paper and also the local news pub- lished herein. All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION DETROIT Kresge Bldg. SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per year wee. $7.20 Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck)..............- 9.20 Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck) 5.00 Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota. . - 6.00 ” ‘THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) _ BONAR LAW’S DEATH Andrew Bonar Law, former Prime Minister of Great Britain and a member of the War Cabinet, probably will rank high among the illustrious British leaders ‘of the p: and he, too, will be named as one cf the heroes of the nation. For not only did he give two sons to the war who never came back, but he exhausted his own strength in strenuous serv in the cabinet during the war, and he accepted the premiership upon the retirement of David Lloyd George at a serious crisis in the readjustment period of Great Britain, when he surely knew that the onerous duties of that office might lead directly to his death. Mr. Bonar Law, too, will stand as an example for many men in poltical life, who have attained high position or have been denied it. H's was always a spirit of fair play. It is notable that Lloyd George, although he broke with Mr. Bonar Law on governmental policies within recent months, was profoundly affected by his death, Former Premier As- quith in 1921 paid him this very high tribute: “I have for many years been engaged in giving and taking blows from Bonar Law but they never left any rancor behind them.” ‘A conservative, he entered the coalition cabinet during the war and supported it nobly. A conservative, a success- ful iron manufacturer who did not enter politics until he was 42, he yet commanded the respect of all the people and a wide following among people of all classes. Mr. Bonar Law’s life was one of service. He gave all he had, even his life’s strength, to his country to the best of his abilities. Surely he is deserving of a great place in British history, and his example may well be set before peo- ple beyond the cenfines of his own wide dominion. OLD DAN’S DEFI Dan O’Leary, the famous long-distance walker, is 82) years.eld but he challenges all comers, regardless of age, to walk.500 miles for a side bet of $1000 to $5000. Dan’s certainly ambitious for his years. He has, of course, lived the life of a professional athlete, nevertheless his excellent condition in old age proves that keeping our bodies in proper physical training. At 82, the average man dreads walking farther than the ””" O'Leary's greatest stunt, years ago, was walking 1000 miles in 1000 hours. Doctors had claimed that such a feat was impossible. that no human body could stand the strain. attitude. }So have all people who/accomplish great things. Our mental attitude toward an obstacle, when we fear it, is apt to hold us back more than the obstacle itself. All told, Dan O’Leary has walked more than 125,000 miles in contests. And 26,000 of these miles have been cov- ered since 1908 when he passed his sixty-seventh birthday. You will-travel a long-way to find a more interesting char- ; acter or one furnishing more food for thought. Old age} comes to all of us, nearly always sooner than it should. We! cannot all be Dan O’Learys. But we can keep our bodies in} goed physical trim by getting plenty of outside exercise and | frash air and living sanely. That is the only Fountain of Youth—sensible living. MR. POINCARE’S ATTITUDE Premier Poincare of France is very glad to have a com-' mission on reparations in which the United States shall | participate. Germany shall pay and the commission shall act in an ad-! visory capacity only. The commission is already informed! that if it decides Germany can pay less than the amount of | reYarations now fixed the advice will be rejected. The Poin- care speeches appear to effectually kill the commission plar. | LAUGHS IN CARTOONS -Why are women so séldom “the goat” in funny pictures apd cartoons? . Captain Bruce Bairnsfather, comic artist, comments: “You can’t get a woman into as many farcical situations you can’t get a woman to do the many things you get a man to do, and the recent emergence of her sex on an alleged equality with man makes very little difference.” . We wonder whether intelligence or instinetive caution is responsible for women avoiding ridiculous situations more} than men. CIGAR’S BIRTHDAY wa, The cigar’s one Ae bask and*twenty-fifth birthday will! bE celebrated Jan. 28. It was inventéd.in 1799 by some un- | known genius in Connecticut. Before then, men smoked | only pipes. The inventor didn’t know what he was starting. There’s no way of estimating, but tobacco smoke and’ mieotine have’had a decided effect on civilization in the three | centuries that have passed since Sir Walter Raleigh intro- | Europe from America. | DAME FASHION Dame Fashion wields a tremendous power, and.in the b und one business gains while another loses. Twenty thousand :gingham looms are idle in‘the New England state. King Tut’s influence, reaching out over the centuries, par- |, d gingham sales. Time i ring the ginghams back. » Meantime you reflect what, a pitiful thing it is, that qpighty King: Tut’s only influence on the world today is a change of fashion, So passes the glory of the world. plan for ‘all over me. jnot speak and then I rushed to take ‘her in my arms, |face stopped me and I stammered But he says the German debt has been fixed, | - | EVERETTTRUE BYCONDO | and oonfdeptly LETTER FROM JOHN ALDEN - PRESCOTT TO SYDNEY CAR- INUED I stood around, Syd, and tried to look interested in the baby but, hon- estly, all I could think of was that money. As far as Leslie was con- cerned, however, I nOght have been a table or a chair. Finally little Jack stopped that rasping cough and breathed easier. She then turned to me and said curtly, “I'm tired. I shall lie down for awhile.” “But Leslie,” I expostulated, “please tell me if you got the money from your father. It is — absolutely imperative if I wish to hold my posi- tion with Builock that the moncy is turned: back into the® general iund today.” . ss ce “All right,” Leslie’ said, “I'll give you the, money,” and picking up her handbag which she had dropped in my room when she went to care for the baby, she opened it and pulled out a roll of bills. « You can imagine my surprise, Syd. I could not and still cannot under- stand why Leslie should have cash instead of a check, but I was happy enough to get the money in any form. With an exclamation of joy I stretched out my hand for it when she seemed to remember something. She grew white and then red and thrust the, money back into her hand- bag as she said, “Wait a minute.” She rushed back into her room. In a few, minutes she came out and handed me 12 five hundred dol- lar bills. As I felt the peculiar tex- ture of our American money in my hands a cold perspiration broke out For a moment I could Something in her my thanks. “Leslie, dear girl, you surely know THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Sittin’ Pretty? 1 1 that I appreciate what you have ¥ done for me, I know how hard it} The next place the Twins came to was for you and I certainly will pay|in Dixie Land was a muddy river. |, your father back very soon. better?” “Yes, but anyone: yet, even me.” I did nat] It was us flat as a mattress, as know Leslie’s eyes could be. s0{!ong as a log, and as brown and steely. lumpy as a pan of nut-fudge. Be- “Then your mother gave you the money. How kind of her. I'll write her a letter and tell her so.” “Don’t do that,” she exclaimeg. “I told mother that you did not! know was asking for the money... I fsi you thought it was some money. of my own.” I tried then to put.my pram me around Leslie but she pushe away not too gently. . “I am very tired, John," ‘she Said, to {that ‘and I expect you are in a hur: get away to the office with money.” “But dear, I haven’t kissed you. I haven't told you whyt a wonderful wife I think you are.” “That will keep, John.” Her voice seemed ‘very weary: For the first time in my life I saw Leslie's lips take a cynical curve as she turned toward her bedroom. I have managed to get out of a very ¢ight place, ‘Syd, but I'm no’ suré that I haven't lost something of great value that I shall never find again. (Copyright, 1923, NEA Service, Inc.) INCORPORATJONS Articles of incorporation filed with the Secretary of State include: The Long Lake Company, Bis- marek; capital stock, $25,000; incor- Neil E, Reid; general financial bus- iness. A ——_ = TAM MR. HUBBcL, TODAY. TM THE MAN AT Your HOME LAST 2 RaTHER MEET ME HERE AT YouR oOFRPcE YOu SAID You' WwouLD THAT CALLED You up EVENING, DON’T You (OH, YES, tT REMEMBER — DISTINCTLY # SAID YOu WERE A eS BeAutY SLCER BUT ae GONE To BED AND WAS GETTING MY CRACK AT You OVER THE BONS SALCSHAN. t COR ERT Get A ‘phone [4h @'\| Hettinger county, Lembke, J. --De- Mendant appeals from an order grant- | Is: he he is not able to see ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS By Olive Roberts Barton And there on the bank lay aj quecr-locking object, pointed at both | ends. s dés, it was all marked off in little squares, just like nut-fudge. { ft was just going to say,! “Heffo,, Mister Nut-Fudge, who are hen suddenly one of Mister pointed ends opened, show- 0 rows of white teeth like ‘only some of them were up- side down. “That's pered Nancy. ture in a book.” At that minute the Twins spied a little brown furry creature was shiv- ering and shaking Kke a bowl of lemon jelly, and his name was Roly Poly Muskrat. Mister Alligator laughed when he saw him pop out of a hole in the bank right in front of him. “Hello!” he called as pleasant as custard pie. “How are you, Roly?” “I— I— O'm w— well!” stuttered Roly. “That's fine!” laughed Mister Al- | ligator. How much do you weigh now ‘ “A— a—about three p—pounds,” answered Roly. “Tut, tut, tut!” exclaimed Mister Alligator. “That’s not enough. You cught to weight six pounds. I'll bet you do and/you don’t know it. Come here and let me lift you.” Mister Alligator,” whis- | “T've seen his pic-' “Oh, no! I— - c—couldn’t!” stut- tered Roly. “M— mammy wouldn't let me.” _ “She wouldn't, hey?” snapped Mister Alligator, and he stopped laughing and began to slash his tai} around like a carpet-beated, Roly Poly began -to run and this was exactly what Mister Alli did not want. He was so big and heavy he couldn't go very fast him- self. “Look out, All'gator sharply. front of you?” “Where?” gasped the little musk- {rat, stopping suddenly. | “I'll show you!” said Mister Alli- gator, starting to move along on his four fat legs as fast al—well, about | ‘as fast as a slow freight train. He would have had a hold of poor little ; Roly Poly in about four seconds if the Twins hadn’t grabbed the little muskrat and run off with him to a place o° safety, “Goodby, Mister Nut-Fudge,” call- 1gd Nick. “Next time pick somebody your own size.” 4 is “Ugh!” snorted Mister Altigator fn disgust. Roly,” called ‘Mister “What's that in (To Be Continued.) (Copyr'ght, 1928, NEA Service, Inc.) | ° te | & | ‘From Hettinger County. Bess B. Lee, Plaintiff and Respond- ent, v. Peter Jordan, Defendant and Appellant, Syl'abus 1. The granting or re- fusal of injunction pendente lite is a matter resting largely in the count, judcial discretion of the trial ccurt, and its order will not be dis- ,| turbed except in case of a clear abuse of such discretion. 2. On appeal from an order grant- ing a temporary injunction, the su- preme court will not’ pass upon; ‘ action, but will only review the order appealed from. Appeal from the district court’ of temporary injunction. ‘ Opinion. of the court ‘by a fepened 52,000 | old produces apples. | Communi.ts being cleaned out be-| jeause they were hatching plots. MANDAN NEWS | Savs Colorado Nevada and Utah have| acres to war vets, which is turning them out to graze. | Perhaps due to leading an. outdoor | life, a West Virginia tree 150 years | News from Germany. Nests off They think a bride in West Vir- ginia burned a house. Must be wrong. Steak is what brides burn. When an auto riddled with-bullets was found in Wilkes-Barre, Pa., they couldn't answer the riddle. Never let your wife boss you tgo/ much. In Denver, they are after a robber who got 22 fur coats. Bad news from Paris. Gobelin tap- estries stolen. May plan to use them in Hallowe'en parties. War threatened in Philippines. This may be why Philippine prize- fighters are coming to America. | aes, ! Coal can’t stay up forever. It will] be down in six months. | A fcolish man seeks the pot of | gold at the end of the rain bow while | a wise man enjoys the rainbow. | A very successful way of making} a husband y home at night is to stay there with him. | eas | The days are so much shorter.| Just after. supper it is dark enough | to wear a dirty collar to town. We can’t understand how such beautiful compleaions come out of; such sloppy vanity cases. ! = | Hitting the ground is much’ easier than hitting a golf ball because the ground is so much larger. i po | Shaving every morning is bad, but | not too bad. ‘Count the money you) save by doing it yourself. = | Trouble with laying something, aside for a damp day is you are al- ways coming to\a little dew. True! sportsmen will not kill more | than the law’s allowance of game ond | others will not either. Everybody is willing to share in your winnings and nobody wants to share in your losses. If you,don't want to associate with your enemies in the next world do what’s right in this one. While riches do not bring up hap- piness they do bring us coal. County Agents Hold Conference R. C. Newcomer, new county agent for Morton county; Clifford H, Will- son succeeding Mr. Newcomer in Grant county; Gilbert C. Poe, Mercer j county, met .here yesterday in con- ference with *E. A. Willson. super- viser of county agents and Gordon W. Randlett. director of the Exten- sion division of the North Dakota agricultural college in a county agents conferencé. ‘All four county agents are complet- ing their annual reports and the conference has to do with the manner in which they are to be made, general discussion ‘of past work and plans for future activities. Mr. Newcomer officially becomes agricultural extention agent for Mor- ton county today, November. 1, suc- ceeding Geo. H. Ilse resigned. How- ever, he has, been in the city for a few days getting affairs in shape. Mra. ‘Thomas Barth who has beon | a patient at the Deaconess hospital has returned to her home. Attorney Wm. J. Sullivan, general | manager of the Sullivan. Coal com- pany, and Attorney C.D. Cooley, have returned form Vermillion, S. D., where they attended the home- coming program for the alumni of the University of South Dakota. ' Mrs. J L-Bowers entertained- at a bridge lunsheon yesterday. Richard Bauknecht has returned from Marshfield, Wis., where he vis- ited for the past two Weeks at the home of his. daughter, Mrs. F. J. Binder. Peter Wagner has returned from Dubuque, Ia., ere he. was callled a week ago bythe death of- hii mother, Mrs, John Wagner. 4 ° William Cary, son of Mr. and Mrs. L. N. Cary of this city, who has been attending Leland Stanford Univer- sity, Palo Alto, Calif, has accepted @ position as assistant ERIE with the Trona Potash company, at Trona, Calif. which is located at the edge of Death Valley in south- ern California. : AVIATORS WILL MAKE PICTURES Honolulu, county, and A. L. Norling, McLean ° OF ACTIVE VOLCANO IN HAWAII]; servations ,of. gas and heat directly above the continuously. active fire- pit of Helemaumau in the. volcano of Kilauea on the island of Hawaii, will be made by army aviators in the near future, it has been annouc- ed by headquarters. of the Hawaiian epartment, : ;: This, it is’ believed,’ will be the first time in history that airplanes will be ;used for the purpose The photographs and observations will be, used by ‘scientists. . Work will’ be, started immodiatel the-Hewali N. Res teeny te ‘eluding Bi a Grifits ey | vout; Johemie~ THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 1, 1928 De Sacia Mooers’’of. Screen Fame Gives Advice on: How to Win Men —— The bobbed-haired, frank, cigar- ette-smoking flapper who has be- come the pal of her admirers is ‘on the wrong track. She'll never get married, and even if she should, some other woman will cut her out. | At least so thinks De Sacia ‘Mooers, French screen vamp, just larrived in this country, under leonteact to First National Pic- Tes, “Non, _non, . cherie,” says De_ ‘ French Vamp Decries, Tactics of Eve'ry night I ery myself fo sleep 0: ver Yo,— et Pe Flapper t Bacia to her American sisters, “this what you call ‘pal stuff’ eet_y ees no go with zee man. What he want is zee sweet, clinging vine woman who tells heem he ees all to the good—kind, under-. standing, brave. Like my fa- voreet song, say to heem ‘Every night I cry myself to sleep over you, weep over you! Ask his opinion, fondle him, look up to him. Then he will love you and cling to you all of hees life.” Incidentally it may be added that Madame Mooers’ advice is doubly valuable since her meth- ods already have won her & wealthy and devoted American -husband. of the volcano will’ consume several months. The aviators also will pho- togragh Hilo harbor and other stra- tegical points on the island. x : Sa | A Thought i Many sorrows shall be to the wicked; but he that truseth in the Lord, ‘mercy shall compase _him about.—Ps. 32:18. ‘ eee But such as are “good men can give good things, And that which is nok good, is not delicious ‘ : To a well-governed and wise appe- tite. —Milton. mm Ad' THE MOVIES | o¢—_____—______¢ IT IS SENSATIONAL IN MORE. WAYS THAN-ONE! “Merry Go Round” almost eludes description, it is so‘big, so enor-| mous; it) is awedinspiring, ~ Never before thas ‘a’ picturévbeen produced on anything like ,the lavish scale of, this one, The, magnificence, the truly artistic construction of the sets command instant admir- ? The fact that t na,with the jor a ture, the vivid,. seintifating the _ Prater, Vienna’s world famoys “Coney. Island,’ and-its ture con- tinental atmosphere could be repro- duced faithfully, ‘perfectly at ‘Uni- versal City, Calif, will always be; one ofthe wonders of the age. But, in’ addition to alf this, “Merry Go Round” ‘is the picturization of the greatest. love story ever written,, a story of rare’ flower-like beauty, exotic’ and poignant: -It’s a story of. love, life, laughter and tears in the court of the.emperor, the most gorgeous, lavish, riotous existence ‘Amid’ settings of regal splen merry go. ro scenes of the id life. behind the to end; & picture: thut you will nev- er forget! It will be shown “at the Capital Thestre.comten¢ing Monday. THE ELTINGE, -~ ~" Orie“of the greatest mystery ‘plays .of the year was “The Rear Car,” by Edward, Rose... The play xan: for a long period at the: Majestic theater in Los Angeles with Riehard-Bennett in the role of /“‘the rime déflector.” medi ry,,.8ee the | Raymond Griffith asumes the role ob “the crime deflector.” The concensus of opinion among tile film producers is that the Ameri- can audience prefers first of all good clean comedy. Its second choice is the mystery drama. In “Red Lights,” @| which is coming to the Eltinge the- ater for Friday and Saturday, the mysterious complications keep a tense interest thronghout, and hold the audience in a state of suspense until the very last scene. Durin the production of the stage play~ members of the audience shrieked and grasped at the thrilling situations. The screen version, “Red Lights,” promises to present much more of a thrill as the different scenes cun be made more realistic than they cou! possibly Hive been on the stage, The greater part of the action transpires in the rear car of the Con- tinental Limited. First Load of Corn Is Sold At Horace Horace, ‘N. D:, Nov. 1.—The first load of;corn ever sold to an elevator H. M. Olsen, agent at the local ele- vatot. of the Great Western Grain company. The load was hauled by N. P.. Nelson, farmer who lives two miles north of Horace. ‘ Mr. Nelscn d‘d not. sow any wheat last spring. at Mr. Olson states hismelevator ex- pects to ship five or six .carloads of corn from Horace this fall, ASPIRIN. Say. “Bayey’ - Genuine! Genuine'“Bayer Tablets, of Aspir- in” have been prescribed \ by. phy; cians over twenty-three years an screen version of this mystifying. piece. “Red Lights,” as. the screen story isccalled, was directed by Clar- ence Badger, and has in ‘the: cast Yereen’s best its in- proved ‘safe by millons Colds ff grippe misery. . Handy ‘bokes of , veolte Ratan cost only few..cents at any drugstore. Each ‘sone tains proper directions ee Colte and-* tells how to prepare an Aspirin ¢he-. gle for sore throat and. titts, 7 at Horace was brought this week by. //