The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, October 20, 1923, Page 7

‘Scientist Inventertelquid That, Wien Rel seen ty a Rapid jate, A scientist has invented a fluid that, when released, expands at a rate that, when translated into power, can perform. wonderful feats in the way of Nfting loads, “Ag Present its chief application seems to be the lifting of, tmotorcarg to allow of the mending.of punctares, A piston jack is.placed und the axle-and to the jack is att small bottle about one, fogs. and weighing about three and one- half pounds; equipped with a valve at one end. The handle is tui slightly and the car is prompt lifted off the ground. With ome of these Uttle bottles a long of 30,000 pounds—15 tons—can be Hf ed. The terrific power of the ex- vanding liquid rushes through a - pipe and strikes Jack with irresistible force. Lift- ing the ordinary automobile is child's play to this wonderful bottle, If this is true, and if bottles of , Great size could be constructed, one ~ might imagine great buildings be- ing lifted from their foundations { and sent toppling to destruction; if & 3%-pound bottle can iift 15,000 pounds, what would not a one-ton battle accomplish? Logically it would seem that there is no limit to the weight that could be lifted, 4 given the proper apparatus to ap- | ply the power. The tremendous expanding force of the fluid in the bottle, the in- ventor says, can be turned tu other Purposes besides lifting weights. Ice can be made with it. tires in- fated in three seconds, fires extin- | guished (for the escaping gis smothers flames), and sparkling @rinks carbonated at very~ low cost. , With one little bottle in the car, the motorist can jack yp the ve- hicle, inflate the new tire and make’ himself a cool. sparkling drink to refresh himself after his exertions, so the inventor says, MISSPEND BEST OF. LIFE Many Modern Writera Would Like to Phrase the Thought 80 Happily. “What a deal of cold business, © doth a man misspend the. better Part of life in! in scattering com-' pliments, tendering visits, gathers ing and venting news, following fapts and plays, making a little .¢ Witter love in a dark corner.” '% "This sentencé trom Ben Jon- fon’s “Discoveries” contains a gen- eral reflection which every man who has reached the age of thirty- five and has lived in clvilized so- elety at any time during the last 00 years has frequently made te himself, } But the precise and personal shade which Jonson giveg it by the. last nine words of his sentence be- long to himself and to his time; the color with which they paint a gommonplace {g.not that of Milton or Dryden, of Congreve. or- Swift, Pope or Johnson, Wordsworth or Shell Tennyson or Browning, but ft 1s very near the shade of feeling which many a writer today attempts, much fess successfully, to translate into sentences.—The Nation and the Athenaeum of London. Lively Old Tortoise Wins Race. A subject for a new fable from Aesop comes from Bickton, Devon. Visitors on holiday in the district, hearing a Dartmoor farmer hoast of the speed of his tortoise, .aged ninety, obtained another tortoise, aged sixty, from a London firm and threw out a challenge for @ race. This took place in-an on = chard in the presence of almost all the inhabitants of the village. A shotgun was used to give the start- ing signal, it being arranged that the winner should be thé tortoise that traveled the greatest distance in, ten minutes. The Dartmoor tortoise made off immediately at eakneck ‘speed. His opponent ad a brief look around, and then drew in his head beneath his shell, fefusing to budge. When the time Umit had expired the Dartmoor tor- tolse had covered 70 yards and the visitor was still at the starting point. Ts Questioning the Judge. . Aunt Jinny, a Carolina: negress, was a great advocate of the rod as a help in child-rearing. As a result of an se ae which she. gave her youn; “orneriest,” .she was, brought into court one day by outraged nelgh- bors, The judge, Sfter giving her a se vere lecture, asked if she had any- thing to say. i “Jest one thing, jedge.” she re plied, “I wants to ax you a ques- tion. Was you ever the parent of a,nerfectly wuthless cullud chile?” —Everybody'’s Magazine. Vacations. “Yeah, my wife and I have de _j ¢elded that for our vacation she will . stay at-home'and I'll go to the sea- shore.” * “Shpcks! You call that a vaca- ion’ “Sure it is, | She won’t have to get up mornings and cook my reakfast:and I won't have to get up and eat it! Ain't that vacation?” | | —Richmond Times-Dispatch. Very Heroic. Mand—! » ig it true that once duri ie war one of the enemy died to save your life? . , Major Bluntly—Yes, \ Maud—How noble! How did it happen’ a sakes Major Bluntly—I killed: him— 's Weekly. The Truth of It E “I spent all the morning in the dentist's chair.” HN me he HOS aE? Angst lot as ly. a8. pught d would, but much Darel! thee ts said he would. ‘ 4 Flamboyant flowers in purple id yellow are appliqued a bouf- mn of blacks the: fonable drop fitting badice. piston of aj 4 A: THE ARGUMENT— WERE Lookin’ FoR DADS WATCH! ( JON AGENT DAD KEYES SEARCH, FoR HIS WAH PRAT HE TWIRLED OFF “THE CHAIN, LED TOAN ARGUMENT JIN HENRY HARRINGTONS VARI La “ AFSOUALL COMING . Not all tl season. 8 opening of the frock from collar to|. Read Tribune Want Ads. VERTICAL RUFFLES \>) Classified Advertising Rates 1 insertion. + 25 words or Under ....eeee eee 2 insertions. 26 words or under . on 8 insertions 25 wor under . 1 week. 25 words or under 1.25 Ads over 25 words, 2c addi- tional per word. CLASSIFIED DISPLAY . RATES 65 Cents Per Inch All classified ads are'cash in advance. Copy should be re- ceived by 12 o'clock to insure insertion same day. : WE_ RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REJECT ANY COPY ITTED THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE PHONE 32 HELP WANTED—MALE REPRESENTATIV Silk Under- 4} swear. Splendid, opportunity for refined women who love quality, to take orders among their friend: and acquaintances for our exclu- sive custom-made silk underwear. Also silk, and wool jersey dresses for sports wear. Philippine under-: wear, and men’s custom shirts for Christmas gifts. Liberal commis- sion, Rare opportunity if you con- vince us of qualifications. Au- diana Silks, 20 E. 12 St., New York City. m i FREE RAILWAY FARE TO MINNE; APOLIS OR WINNIPEG—To at- tend Hemphill Auto-Tractor Eleg- trial Engineering Schools, the Mil- OUT OUR WAY ~ oe lion Dollar Trade School System. Unlimited life scholarships now only $100. Catalogue free. Apply Faggo Branch enrollment office, 216 Ffont street, or write Hemphill Practical Trade Schools, 107 Nicol- let Ave, Minneapolis, or 580 Main Street, Winnipeg, Caggda. Hemp- hill Trade Schools in twelve cities, ELECTRICITY taught by experts. Earn while you learn at home. Electrical Book and Proof Lessons free. Satisfaction guaranteed and Engineer Cooke, 2144 Lawrence Ave. Chicago. ree WANTED—Plumber ang steamfitter wants work, or will take few coun- try town contracts. Address Plumber, care Central Dakota Motor Co., Jamestown, N, D. 10-20-1t HELP WANTED—Male salesmen to sell tobacco in surrounding terri- tories, standard brands; straight commission ba: Write Surplus Trading Co., Broadway, New York City, Dept. 5. 10-20-1t WANTED—Man for farm work. By month or year, W. E, Sellens. In- quire at 824 2nd St. '10-15-1w 1 WORK WANTED WORK WANTED by H. S. bo: ting on storm windows and clean- ‘ing lawns after 4 and on Satur- days. Call 179R. 10-18-3t 'WANTED—Work caring for furnace or janitor work. Call for M at 622-3rd St. Phone 132W. 10-18-3t WANTED—Job picking corn by the bushel. Wm. DeMovy,; General Delivery, Bismarck. 10-18-3t POSITION WANTED. WANTED-2Position as stenographer and assistant bookkeeper. Address : Tribune No. 671. 10-19-1w WANTED TO RENT WANTED TO RENT—Four or five- room house by Nov. 1, modern or Traillavs NEA SERVICE hem, and are finisled on the edge ruffles run around this | with a picot. me of ‘them follow the this year, and are rivaling in. popu- larity the short fur jacquette. partly modern. Write Tribune No, SHORT CAPES 669, 10-17-1w Short fur capes are fashionable LOTS FOR SALE—Choice lot West end of a SAL position secured. Write to Chief} City. Write Tribune No. 652. | _|__HELP WANTED—FEMALE WANTED—An energetic lady to work on Home. Economics Exten- sion Bureau campaign. Gus teed salary. Contract for year’s wotk, See Mra, Loyal Craven, 44 Main St, Bismarck, 10-19-3¢ WANTED—Ladies to Wo SIMPLE needlework at hgme. Liberal pay materials furnished. Addressed stamped envelope brings particu- lars. MORGAN NOVELTY ART CO. Atlanta Ga. i WANTED—Ambitious girls to iano business or music cousse. Work 1 ROOMS AND BOARD—Two (70 RE! FOR RENT. ROOMS FOR RENT FOR RENT—WNicely furnished room in modern home. % block from No. ward school and 4 biccks from Capitol and High School. Phone 931W. 1009 5th St. - . 9-T-tt rooms in modern heme, each suitable for two, within two blocks of post-of- fice. Gentlemen preferred, 316- 3rd St. Telephone 589R. [—One _ newly very comfortable room, suitable for tWo. Board next door. 404-1st St. 558M. 10-19-1w Light housekeeping rooms at a reasonable price, Call at 120 1-2 6th St. or phone 1043W. 10-19-8t inch tires, $4.45. ship OgO. D. no depdsit required. -AllagAmer!- can. Tire Co., 2761 -Mad'son, .Cui- cago. i FOR SALE OR REN HOUSES AND FLATS. _ FOR SALE—On 'y, redeorable terms, % room housé with den, sleeping porch, and sun fuitlor. 4 bed rooms, all builtin seatures, double garage fine lawn and shude trees. Un pavement, cluse in, 4 elocks from school and post oft if interested write No. zt, Tri- bune. 9-4-tf way doing housework. Will give room, board and small salary. Paterson Insti LaGrange, Ill. HELP WANTE! 'ypists: Earn $26- $100 weckly, spare time, copying authors’ manuscripts. Write R> J. Authdrs’ Gi and experienced. Apply Washburn Ligtite Coal Co., S. E. corner, 2nd floor, Webb block, or phone 242 Grand Pacific, + 10-19-8t WANTED—Man to séll Ratekin Lig- nite grates in Bismarck. Can make good money if willing to work. C. F, Moody, Phone 514J, 10-19-3t WANTED—Competent girl for gen- eral housework. Mrs. C. E. Stack- house, 814-5th, St. Phone 594. 10-18-4t Girl for general house- Phone 442W Mrs, H. H. En- 25-7th Street, WANTED—A competent housework. Phone 657. E. Lahr. WANTED. work. gen, 10-19-1w maid for Mrs. W. 10-16-tf SALESMAN. MAN WANTED—By old established wholesale coal corporation to so- licit carload orders for finest qual. ity hard and soft coals from com- bined consumers for shipment di- rect from mine. Saves users per cent or more. Stores, factories, schools, institutions, ~homes are easily sold, Our men making $6,000 to $10,000 yearly. Some working capital necessary in the beginning. No experience required. Boylston Coul Co,, 8680 So, Racine Ave i cago. MEN—To_sell_on commission basis, Dr. Siegert's Angostura Bit- ters to grocery, delicatessen and drug trades; considerable mission- ary work to do among retail trade; excellent opportunity for salesmen who are familiar with the atticle, Address J. W. Wuppermann, 14 East 46th St., New York. —— ___ AGENTS WANTED GOODYEAR RAINCOAT SAMPLE FREE—Anybody can make big ‘money. No experience necessary. Write today. Main ofice. GOOD- YEAR SALES CO., 108 Pine St., San Francisco. ____ BUSINESS CHANCES | PRIVATE PARTY offers for sale, holdings in an operating oil com- pany in Oklahoma, which company, during’ the war, paid large divi. dends and by reason of the pri ent financial stress, is forced to sell some of the stock, par value, $1.00. Address Tribune No. 670. : 10-18-3t | ee a | FOR SALE—640-acre farm, 2 | miles from town; 200 acres under plow; fair buildings; plenty wate FOR RENT—Room FOR R FOR RENT FOR RENT FOR RENT: FOR RENT FOR RENT—Furni LOST—Gi FOR RENT—Beautifally furnished room in new modern-home, for oc- cupancy November Ist. Phone 682, or call at 601 7th St. 10-17-1w | modern home, Gentlemen Phone 967, 40 Thayer St. only. 1 FOR RENT—Warm pleasant fur-| nished room in private home. Breakfast if desired. 122 Ave. A. 10-19,2t | FOR RENT—Comfortable [room for winter in modern home. Meals if desired. Phone 1068-J, 10-15-1w NT—Quiet comfortable rooms with or without light house- keeping at 409-5th St. 10-20-3t - Comfortable sleeping room, steam Heat, close in, ladies only, Phone 1043 10-18-8t Furnished room in all modern home. Call or phone 553W. 4 10-18-1w T—Warm yoom with hot and cold water, large’ closet, 422 Fifth St. 10-18-3t Furnished room in mo- 801-5th St. or Phone 10-18-3t dern house. 242W. FOR RENT—Well furnished room on second floor, 495 Sth St. Phone 36-M., 7 10. hree or 4 room furnished, M, A. Edburg, 803 7th St. 10-18-tf hed light house, keeping rooms, 624 8rd St. 10-2 FOR SALE—Six-room modern house, including at least twoMed rooms, basement, hardWood floors, in- closed porch, near to school, taxes not high, a fine home, immediate Possession, on terms. Geo, M. Reg- ister. 10-18-1w {FOR RENT—For winter or longer, 8 room house, cement cellar, ‘fur- nace. Bath room, wash room, gar- age, chicken house, Inquire of J. J. Jackman, Bismarck, N. .D. 9.24-tf FOR SALE—Modern 6-room bunga- low. South front, near schools. ° Hardwood floors. Lawn and trees. Price $4,500. $1,000 cash. Month- ly payments. Hedden Real Estate Agency. Phone 0. FOR SALE OR RENT—Modern six room bungalow. Double basement garage. Riverview addition, 116 west Rosser Street. Phone 768J. 10-19-1w FOR RENT—Four-room modern cot- tage, barn and garage. Lot 100x- 150. Rental $35 per month, Hed- den Real Estate Agency. hone 0. FOR RENT—Furnished house, newly painted inside and out. Two blocks east of new school house. Phone 924-R or 862-J. 10-20-1w FOR RENT—Wilf offer my 8-room house for rent Nov. Ist, Patrick Casey, 404 corner 10th and Rosser, Phone’ 618-W. 10-19-1w FOR RENT—Five room furnished house. Party must be reliable and able to buy $50.00 worth of coal. Phone 65: 10-19-3¢ FOR RENT—Large comfortably nished room, 522 2nd St. 10-19-3t FOR RENT—Rooms, girls preferred. | also garage, 416 6th. FOR RENT— 816 Thayer. 10-16-1w Room in modern Phone 730, ne, 10-18-83 FOR RENT—Rooms, 606 Thayer St. Phone 468-J. PERSONAL, 10-15+1w 6006 BLOOD TABLETS ARE SAFER than 606; money back guarantee, price $2.00, particulars free. Welch Medicine Co, Atlanta, Ga, \ REAL ESTATE LOANS 6 PERCENT MONEY. Reserve Sys- tem 6 percent loans, on city or farm property. Reserve Deposit Company, Lathrop Building, Kan- LOST. pers on the Black Trail between Bismarck and Wilton or on the Red Trail between Shapin and past Asplund’s coal mine going cast. fi 1 gold bow and t itoise rims, in case between Bi marck and Mandan,‘or So. of Mun- dan, Finder call 133; 20-3t 10-18-3t | _—— AUTOMOBILE—MOTORCYCLES coal mine on place, No. 1 lignite. Will ‘sell al or half, reasonable price. For particulars write own- er. C, M., Box 307, Beulah, N. D, 10-20-2t ENT—320-acre farm, one mile northwest of Menoken. Seed fur- nished one-half crop basis. Rent- er must have horses and machin- “ery, and must give references. Chas, Feller, Elgin, Iowa, 10-17-4t FARM WANTED—If you have a good farm well located, suitable for gen- FOR SALE—4 cylinder Studebaker, ‘at a sacrifice. In first class con- dition, Can be seen at Malm’s Service Station, 323-4th St. FOR SALE—1 Ford touring condition. $100.00 cash. M. Write P. 0. Box No. 6. 10- FOR SALE--7 pasenger Paige car, good condition. See R, W. Sanders at Sanders Electric Shop. 10-19-2t eral farming, write stating de- scription and price. John D, Baker, DeQueen, Ark, 10-20-1t FOR SALE—MWariey Davidson Mo- torcycle with a side car. Joe Brez- den, Wilton, N. D. 10-20-3t NY, Up) { aT i oy oli th is Se" Betty J: WHY, BETTY JANE ,WHAT ARE h YOu DOING OUT H ERE. ALL ALONE? Upset Is Righ' \" Loose-leaf Bible and pa-! Finder leave at TritQne of-! FOR RENT —Six-room modern house. Rental, $35 per month. Hedden Real Estate Agency. Phone 0. FOR SALE—Three-room cottage with 50 ft. lot, 416 So, 10th. Phone 413. 10-17-2w rietly modern a -8rd St. Phohe 852. 10-20-tf FOR RENT—7 room house, West end of City, Partly modern. Write Tri- bune No. 652. 9-28-t£ — ____ _, MISCELLANEOUS WILL BE SOLD AT AUCTION or to the highest bidder as follows: One nine horsepower Alamo gasoline engine, one twelve horsepower boiler, one 500 gallons Bowsher underground gasoline tank, Sale will start 10 a, m. sharp October 26th 1923. All three articles are in first class condition, and a bar- gain for the one who can make use out of it. Garfield Creamery. Co. Youngtown, N, Dak. |FOR RENT Rose apts. 10-13-2w ) BUY YOUR winter supply of Italian | prunes in bags of 25 pounds or more, fresh from the drier, direct | from the grower. Size 40-50 to the pound. Prices .16e per pound €, | 0. D, express prepaid; or on or- | ders of 100 pounds or more by prepaid freight .14¢ per pound col- lect: Tell your friends and order together as this ad will appear only once. Henry Lynch, Salem Oregon, R, F. D. No. 2. 10-20-1 WANTED—TO RENOVATE YOUR RUGS RIGHT ON THE FLOOR. We restore the color, raise the nap, remove positively all the grit, and make the rugs look like new. Thousands of satisfied customers— why not you? Bruno Riese, Car- pet Cleaning, with Steels Electric Shop. Phone 370. \ 10-15-1w |MUSIC SCHOOL — instruction in | piano playing, voice and violin playing will; be given by Miss H, C. Lampe and Mr. A. B, Lampe, graduates of an European Conserv- atory of Music. Also at ‘your home. Write or call 3081-2 Main street} Bismarck, N. 10-15-1w ANTED—To buy kitchen cabinet; library dining or drop leaf table. Also for sale: Kerosene stove and oven, -library table, bed complete, 411 2nd St. Phone 383-W.- 10-11-t£ FOR SALE—Beau new fumed oak library tuble; just eame from factory, several pictures, roll or record cabinet, and clothes tree. Inquire Music Shop, or phone 978. BES 3 10-19-3 FOR SALE—2° Guernsey cows, 1 heifer calf, 2 bull calves, 1. top buggy. Sealed bids Will be receiv- ; ed until noon Nov. 2, Bismarck Indian School. 10-19-1w FOR SALE—Dining room set, table in Queen Anne style, one bed» one } spring, rubber stair matting, 25 Ave. A, Phone 886-W, — 10-15-lw WANTED—Second hand piano, Write lowest cash price, giving full de- scription, name of pi age and condition, ete. P, Box 721, Dickinson, N. D, 10-17-1w FOR SALE—Kerosene. stove’ and oven, library table, bed completg. Wanted to buy: kitchen cabinet, library. dining or drop leaf table. 411 2hd St. Phone $98-W. 10-15-tf FOR SALE—Remington No. 710 and typewriter desk. Very reasonable. Phone 1088, or -call apartment 3, 2121-2 Main, after 5:30 p, : & x 10-17-1w | NOW IS THE TIME to eet ‘your | Stove castains welded. We go all i kinds of‘ acetylene w: j on & Zandvitet, 714 W. elding. r- Thayer St.