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PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class Matter. BISMARCK TRIBUNECO. - -~ - Publishers Foreign Representatives i G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY ‘CHICAGO - : - - - DETROIT Marquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg. a8 PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH NEW YORK : : - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use or republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not othérwise credited in this paper and also the local news pub- lished herein. : All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are) algo reserved. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per year.... Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck)...... ‘ 7.2 Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck).... 5.0 Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota...........--- 6.0 | THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) ESE EIA a rh ase ean CAN IT BE DONE? aN Proponents of state industrialism often maintain that | the government can engage in business with the same degrec of success as a private institution, with officials and em- | ployes giving the same measure of service, and without thi | veakening influence of political considerations. They maim | tain this in spite of scores of examples to the contrary. Consider the state mill at Grand Forks. J. V. A. and Nonpartisans alike have united at times in pledging support to the institution, run on an absolutely business basis and without political considerations. The manager of the mill had an opportunity to purchase some Canadian wheat at a price that would enable him to make a profit, his location being favorable for a cheap pur- chase of the grain. Of course, it is repugnant to North Da- kotans that grain should be bought in Canada. Yet the manager of the mill declared it was good business and he | was there to make the business pay. He must cease the practice. % i + A state law requires the state board of administration to, purchase supplies on competitive bid. It has done so. It purchased flour for the state insane hospital at Jamestown and let the contract to the lowest bidder, which was a private flour milling concern which bid under the state mill. This practice is assailed by political opponents of the state administration. It was stopped even before an attack | was made, board of administration members declare. It has always been considered good business for the state to buy from the low bidder, and it is the law. The private mill at Jamestown, which pays taxes, cannot sell flour to the state. . The two examples are noteworthy, in that they point out the difficulty of conducting the state-owned mill on a purely business basis, and without regard to politics. ee WALL STREET UNAFRAID *Senator Magnus Johnson descended upon New York a few days ago. One can imagine the curiosity, perhaps the trembling fear, with which Wall street awaited the visit of jthat which they so indignantly at- | the-political thunderbolt from Minnesota. But if Wall street was surprised when Magnus was elected, it must have been more surprised’ when he made his first speech in the great city. For organs that are called “Wall street organs” find that Magnus isn’t half as red as he was painted, that he has many good qualities—the organs even go so far as to extend a hand of welcome to Magnus. The lily-handed parlor socialists of New York went out to welcome the conquerer with open arms. And, behold, Magnus’ first pronouncement was that he was not a radical. He declared he was for constitutional government. He as- serted his opposition to government ownership of railroads. * Some of the views of Senator Johnson appear to be con- flicting. One began to suspect that Magnus was somewhat of a politician when he swamped Governor Preus in Minne- sota. One is well nigh convinced when Magnus can descend on Wall street and receive a friendly nod as he leaves. IN DESPAIR : The attempt to obtain cheap energy, by unlocking the vast power contained in the atom, is practically futile, ac- cording to a leading English scientist. He virtually “throws | other—New the sponge” because able minds have been trying for about 20 years to release the energy in the atom, and seem no nearer to success than when they started. Shucks! That’s no reason for becoming discouraged. ihe mtn beet discourages. | MANDAN NEWS _| Twenty years is nothing in the long history of humanity. | Why,.the crude principle of the steam engine was known 2000 | 3 years orso ago. Yet it was not until about 150 years ago thai | Struck By Train the steam engine was made a practical or usable device. : All of us can understand the discouraged English scien- tist. aged during the battle for success—which nearly always a slow battle. + For all we know, man may be on the very verge of dis- | cavering how to harness the atom’s terrific power. Such great discoveries nearly always are the result of accident— blunder. And accident is like lightning, it comés unexpect- edly, cannot be foreseen. It should be remembered that the seemingly impossible discoveries are made at unexpected moments. world was joking about airplanes and predicting that they were impossible, the Wright brothers suddenly made the first trip. It was so with the auto. Nature demands her price, payment in full, for every- thing she gives us. A crop isn’t matured to harvest over- night. It requires time, patience, effort. And, on the aver- age, the farmer gets no more from his work than he puts into it. fe , The ability to harness the atom’s power would be worth thousands of years of research. : We can’t expect nature to e us her secret until we have labored enough to deserve it. ble is,, humanity expects too much—wants its pay be- “Fe the job is finished. ae ESCAPE . % & Memphis construction supervisor, W. O. Denkmann. * fal) from the tenth floor of a building, struck the pavement 0& his shead—and lived 39 hours. We recommend this remarkable case to hypochondriacs “meurasthenics. who live in constant fear that extraordi- are must be exercised to keep them alive. / y.of us are wanted on the other side of the grave as 8 we fondly imagine, ita HOGS A CLEAN ANIMAL farm in an eastern state scatters such indeli- at nearby residents go to law about it. | tionary jhave sought, and mourned because | sion which they will not ‘be happy j until It is human nature to become impatient and discour-|dan and Jamestown, is While the | to Minneapolis on professional busi- | || EDITORIAL REVIEW Comments reproduced im this |] columo y or may not express |] the opinion of Thi ibune, The; | resented here in order thi our readers may have both sides |] Qf, important issues wi oh are me (Fock im the press of | MAGNUS AND THE SMALL FRY The visit of Senator Magnus Johnson to New York was not without its comic aspects. Our }local leaders of political shock | troops, the “romantic rebels,” as |they have been called, gathered {about the rough Swede from the |Minnesota farm to feast and to flatter him. Hére was perhaps the earth-shaker that they so much need in their make-believe revolu-, business. He had torn things open in Minnesota; might he not be the in tuey so long they found him ngt, who would bring about that gtneral convul- they get? So curiosity and unconcealed eager- ness they ‘buzzed and_ fluttered about the Western disturber %f the conservative peace for a whole afternoon and evening, taking note of him and plying him with questions to discover whether, ter many disappointments, the) had not at last found a man after their own heart to lead them to; the destruction of what they are pleased to call “our rotten so-ial order” If they sought the presence of Magnus despondent, they left it} dejected. The fellow has so mu to learn, displays such a depres- sing amount of hors? sense!) He denied that he was a radical! All that he is/bent upon at present is} to obtain a measure of wnat he! conceiv to be justice for the farmers. For the soft-landed in- tellectuals who flocked to him in| this city, and who toil not, neither do they spin, he must have had an ynexpressed feeling of some- thing like contempt. At all events, he was not ‘here to give them aid} with greit SY SS _THE BISMARCK HeY Georcie! WHAT Do You THINK OF THE DECORATIONS ? ! PUT EM ON WITH WALNUT STAIN AN' TheY WON'T COME _OFF FER MONTHS AN' | DON'T HAFTA GO TSCHOOL* NOR T'SUNOAY SCHOOL NOR NUTAIN! PURTY FLOSSY, EA WOR?) - = SAS MET TTT boll and comfort. If they wanted to get up a snug little third party of their own, that was their atfair; he would have nothing to do with it at present. His first and main en-| deavor would be to make us2 one or the other of the existing parties. If that failed, it woald ve time enough to talk. Meanwhile he made it plain that ‘ne wouid neither part nor lot with tie little groups of our best thinkers who lunch on the social revolution and dine off the dictatorship of the pro- letariat. It ig a part of the unconscious humor of our romantic rebels that they are sublimely unconscious of the figure they cut in the eyes of the observant. It is probable, therefore, that they did not give a | thought to the spectacle they were making of themselves in groveling before Magnus Johnson. It was, in fact, the worst possible example cf tack —the worship of the god of things as they are. Senatér John- son had won a great success in Minnesota. That was énoiigh™ for them. They would hitch their wag- on to his star if they could. To be sure, they had long been preaching the doctrine of the.need of educat- ed and inspiring leadership, of an enlightened vision of the future, of passionate devotion to the welfare of the wronged and inarticulate masses, but what did all that mat-} ter if they could somehow contrive to attach their movement to this tude Orson of the prairies? Their whole display of them- selves was go ludicrous that it did not seem as if any touch were needed to make it complete. But that touch was added by Magnu» himself in his partly amused and | partly scornful turning away from |the little credulous ‘band that fan- cied him to be one who would; start out to lea@them with a torch in one hand and a bom in the; ‘ork Times. { Injured Severely McKinley Cockrill, Northern Paci- | fic freight conductor between Man- suffering from severe injuries sustained Thursday evening in the yards east of the city. He was checking up his , train when he was struck by an en- | gine, and thrown against his own train. one eye, an, injured back and ‘severe | bruises. 3 Dr, Bernard S. Nickerson has gone ness. The Entre Nous ,club, a new| card club organized last week held; its first meeting at the home of Mr. and Mrs. A. R, Weinhandle, Mra: E.} W. Tobin is president, and Mrs. E. A. Ketter secretary. | Miss Mathilda Hagerott, a nurse at one of the Bismarck hospitals, who is spending her vacation at her | home 18 miles northwest of the city, | was hostess at a picnic Thursday to, twelve young ladies » Mrs. J. J. McKetridge entertained ! ata luncheon at the McKenzie hotel today, complimentary, to: Mrs, W. J.' McFetridge, of St. Pai Mi oe CHILDREN WELCOME Jersey, England, Oct. 6.—“Priority } to tenants with the largest families.” This sign has been put up on the 20-acre housing ‘estate of Sir Jesse; Boot here, who is building “a model village of workers’ dwellings. DEAD FISH MYSTERY ‘Tonbridge, England,Oct. appearance of scores of dead fish in the River Pen, # tributary to the Medway, below the;town lock. ~*~ I, little Marquise, know that women seldom confess to other women fhat their husbands are what .men call dishonorable. nition for them when men_mistreat: women, * Ruth made it very plain by ek il- lustrations treats the breaking of the Seventh Commandment as a joke. man it always spells tragedy. F A woman hates to confess that: he! ony 1 husband is ato to eon ine eh fee een Cee the eyes of other men. was a woman I knew how hard lit would be for Ruth to say this about her husband and I knew that she had some peculiar motive in doing so. All at once what Jack had told me after returning from the visit to New York with Harry Ellington’ camé tis my mind. of the world,” he had said and how he had alternately been in the high- est and lowest of spirits ever since. “Jack is dabbling in stocks,” I said to myself, “and that is why he want- ed the baby’s five hundred dollars. | % He is doing this through Harry El- lington and Ruth, poor girl, has swallowed her pride to tell me. cares enough for me to warn Jack through me.” I could came home to ask him about it and when I did, he answered “Who's been telling you anything?” “But you know, dear, if Mr. Bul- lock finds out that you have been buying stocks on a margin, I am al- most sure he wil discharge you.” He suffered a deep gash over; & 6.—Inhab- |! itants here sre mystified over the} Alico Tangles LETTER FROM LESLIE PRESCOTT TO LESLIE PRESCOTT, CARE you want. money.” There is another defi- thous: with the Seventh jand {ang ¢ Commandments. .A man To the wo- Because leaueit cent “I am sitting on the rim ae She hardly wait until Jack rruffly, will have all Besides, “Well, the grocer and the land will have to wait. I didn’t say anything. was too full. jntimated was true. Jack's commissions have gone. What could. J do?. Is. it always woman’s destiny only to watch and wait? (Copyright, 1923;'NEA Service, Inc.) A Thought 5 A cent of money.” i “If you will wait a week or two the money you I-knew you had “But_Jack, I spent the last of that "4 dollars over a week ago lay both the ‘grocery bill and the réht, are due.” “1 really. can’t understand where that thousand dollars went to, Les- Forbearing one another, and for- giving one another, if any man have a quarrel against —Col, 3:13. e If thou art of elephant-strength or of lion-claw, still pease is, in my | oF of lion-claw, still peace is, in my “If Winter Comes” at the Capitol Theatre Monday. Twelve massive reels starting at 7:15 sharp. Don’t miss it. WUT TTT NN NIN (i DON ‘BUT IT May BE AMONG! THINGS THay ARS SCATTCRED Ay prob %, 1 wei: _ [each ‘day, Play by play, by id “my shospi- lord I will not have a ntil I'am paid next Thursday.” My heart I knew what Ruth had That is where “No, he won't, Leslie, while I am turning in as much business as I am Toupee shortage is reported in ig sitting ona tack. a raise, fun with skirts longer.. Good money: ‘in it. and send her for a walk. Government will | ships... If ‘make? fine oa] shoes. Great news for boarders Ship which cans salmon has wrecked off the coast of Alaska, next year. Tell the boll They like to travel. boys. stealing a horse. Mr. Weisendanger what his name implies. —— jurious as giving it’to him. near Rye, Ind. so actors steer clear of the place, What’s in a “tiame? Calif., has reduced taxes. We say a caught with three wedding could be freed as punishment. few heated arguments. s} railroad warning,.but should be our Bristol (Pa.) warehouse. up a school building, so may leave a nail in teacher's seat, _——— Near Pine Bluff, Wyo., 41 freight cars were blown off the track by cs wind resembling 4 politician. es Fort Worth’ (Texas). bookkeepers fought over their totals, which was a-regulap fiscal fight. t Bricklayer shot, a’mar in Birming- Ala, Man may have asked if ham, he was a: layman. got away. He, was’ as wild as “world’s series pitcher. eats 15,000,000 bananas daily, spite of that song. i} caused by bootleg overboard. Stop, look and ‘listen is merely national slogan. + OES \ * Well, who doesn’t? : ee Sensitive Milne ean ‘detect © 10,000 miles ‘away. No. sertons earthquake has _ be Billiard World Series San Francisco street car men got Their work isn’t so much} They are inguring cows in Texas. Insure the cow sell 22 battle- PR y f ttle smaller they would ee Be nay perce cecct nf Lchants dusing.the week following the today. been Argentina will raise more cotton weevils. We still have some old fashioned One arrested: in Syracuse for is in jail in | Lodi, Calif, showing he was not Man ‘in New Orleans stabbed an- other over bootleg, which was as in- Bandits got a truck load of eggs should Modesto, Portland (Ore.) man rings Salida (Calif.) choir had a picnic, which may have sounded more like a Men don’t work hard these days. Took 30. masked bandits to loot one Cougar seen near Ferndale, Wash., Statistics show the United State istics show. the Uni ay cockle-a-doodle-doo!” Earthquakes .aré. caused by ocean bottom convulsions, which may be “France Fears’ Trouble”—headline. jaw seismograph isturbance of eatth 2 a oN SATURDAY, OCTOBER 6, 1923 Northwest News ee ncainsdudhdecncha tic dhcdatatatacneattach cia tataciatatatadactatatachctattetachatatatiadiatatateled 0. U. W. Officer | Minot Man Victim Dies At Minot Of Auto Accident { Minot, N. D. Oct. 6—Isl¢ V. Leifur, Minot, Oct. 6.—Guy Gibbons, form- 66, deputy grand master of the A. O.| er Minot resident, having been en- U, W. and ‘manager of the northw gaged in tailroag work here, was ern North Dakota distriet-with head-| accidentally killed this week, six L Gaaeyers in Minot for the last 12} miles north of Wildrose, when an Tyears, dieq at a local hospital fol-| automobile in which he was riding lowing an illness of about two weeks’ | alone turned over and pinned him duration. Death resulted from in-} underneath. A defective steering fluenza and complications. His home | gear is blamed for the accident. Cor- was at Mountain, N, D. oner W. S. A. Miller of Divide coun- ty, who visited the scene of the trag- Valuable Note edy declared that no inquest was : Is Recovered necessary, according to a message Linton, N. D., Oct. 6—The $1,300 from Crosby today. note in the Mewing estate which dis- | appeared from the county judge's of- fice a fortnight ago just as mysteri- ously appeared again Monday when County Treasurer E. T. Atha found it on the typewriter slide in ‘Clerk of Court Bickler’s desk. The recov- ery of the lost document was just as spectacular.as its loss. \Messrs. Bick- ler and Thomas are absolutely cer- tain that the note ‘had been in the place it was found only a short time, as they state that they often pull this slide out to use it as a foot-rest when sitting in front of the desk. Thomas states that he used it thus only last Saturday. Mill Board ‘ Member Is Il Grand Forks, Oct. 6.—James Whel- an, of St, Thomas, member of the board of managers of the state mill and’ elevator, is improving at St. Michael’s hospital, this city, where he was taken yesterday after becom- ing ill, \ Mr. Whelan was attending a meet- ing of the board of managers at the state mil} yesterday when, about 11 a, m,, he became ill and was taken| to his hotel. He later lost con- sciousness and was taken to St. Michacl’s hospital. His attending physician announced that he was suffering from a small hemorrhage of the bran. Mrs. Whelan came here with her husband at thé opefing of the meet- ing on Tuesday of the mill manag- Lake Pioneer Dies of Hurts Devils Lake, N. D., Oct. 6—George H. Locke, 66, burned and overcome by smoke when the Locke block, of lwhich he was owner, burned two weeks ago, died in Mercy hospital of hig injuries. Mr. Locke was rescued unconscious from his burning apartment, but his lungs became so filled with smoke that they became congested, causing bronchial pneumonia, George H. Locke was one of the first settlers in Ramsey county. He was born in New London, N., Y., and went to Colorado when a young man where He made much success at gold mining. In 1881 he drove from ‘Colorado to Devils Lake with a team and a buck- board wagon, and homestended near ere. Farm Exchange Day | Planned Devils Lake, N. D., Oct. 6—From the interest being taken in the Farm Products Sale and Exchange days, to be held at the fair grounds in Devils Lake on Tuesday and Wednesday, Oct, 9 and 10, it will be the biggest event of the fall in the city. Farm- ers residing in all parts of the coun- ty are making inquiries in regard to both the show and the sale and ex- change event, and from the amount of inquiries ‘and requests for pre- OF THE SECRET DRAWER | now.” New York. Which is good. Thejers, His two sons, Thomas and|t™ium lists coming in to. Secretary (CONTINUED.) z " Relics ny| world needs a toupee shortage. _| Lewis, arrived last evening. . A. Stefonowiez the number of, ex- After Ruth left me, I, rather be-| oot, deck Recipe deidoiag uses | aamece . : hibits, as well as contributions to gan to wonder why she had told me lthat it is more than a month ang a| News from Washington, Senator! Aleged Forger Lakcesmill cavcuin ait testeiatipn: so freely her life’s tragedy. You and ya1r since. you have given me cne| gives position on point. Indicates he To Be Returned| ts several commitiece which have been working on this event re- port that everything is now in read- iness for the affair, and nothing can prevent it being a huge success if the weather is at all favorable. This is the fjrst event in Devils Lake where the ~Ramsey County Farm bureau and the Civic and Com- merce association have gone togeth- er for the purpose of holding an event aimed to benefit the commun- ity ‘at large. The Farm bureau is putting on the! and days, while the Civic and Commerce association is putting on, the show on the same dates. The business men of the city, as well as the farmers are taking a great interest in the work, and will be well repre- sented on the grounds. Fargo, Oct. 6.—Representatives of the Cass county sherifi’s office left for Oklahoma City to ake, charge of Theodore Dahl, alias: Teddy Leon- ard, who was arrested ‘there this week for local authoriti¢s. -Daht has waived extradition, “Wil: be turned here to answer a charge of forgery. ‘e interstate fair. He is chai signing the name of Guy & a check’ for $28.50, passed: én: Ward Davenport and the name\of -J,.E. Foster to two checks, ‘one for $18.20 passed at the R. &'G. ery and ene!for $17.98 passéd-at: Black’s store Other. ina: id/46\have been sighég to :chec business place: Dahl is id to professional dancer on tour now with the “Teddy Leonard Dancers.” He. was traced for some time by the sheriff’s depart- ment and was finally located in Oklahoma City. BURGLAR TO PRISON. Towner, N. D., Oct, 6.—Pleading guilty here to burglary. in connection with the robbery last Saturfay vo? the Fedje. and Tweet store at’ Ber- wick, John Murphy, 82, was sentenced by Judge C. W. Buttz to 21-2 years in’ the penitentiary.. Murphy is a drug addict and was weak and pale when brought into the court room. He was captured in Minot last Sat- urday. + Harry Forbes, helg as a suspect in the same robbery, has been released. Charity Merger j Is Fargo Plan Fargo, Oct. 6—About 30 men and women, representing various Fargo organizations, including churches, decided on the organization of the United Welfare bureau for Fargo when they met at the Commercial club and began such organization. A proposed constitution was pre- sented by a constitutional commit- tee. Enough of this constitution was adopted >to. give the organization a name, to state its purpose and to. outline how the membership shall be constituted. Another meeting is to be held at the-Commercial club’ at 4 p. m. Thurs- day, Oct. 18. Meanwhile the repre- sentatives took copies .of the con- stitution back to their respective or- ganizations . for consideration and the plan is to ratify the rest of the constitution &ng by-laws at the next meeting, if satisfactory, HEAD CUT. Kensal, N. D., Oct. 6—Roy Tesch, local farmer, received a bad cut on the head when attempting to drive through a door when riding on a joad of potatoes. ‘The door was not. high enough to ding so he had lain down on the load. He | miscalculated. even at that. and his heat hit the top of the door. A se- vere gash was cut in the scalp. FARM HOME DESTROYED. Cooperstown, N. D., Oct. 6.— The farm home of Mark Curtis without question one of the finest in Griggs cqunty, was destroyed by fire last week. It is believed that defective wiring was the cause of the blaze. [it was so loud that the Twins clap- ped their hands over ‘their ears and Mister Dodger made @ wry face. “Hee, haw! Hee, haw!” it went over and aver again. _ And there stood. Dummy Donkey, grinning like a Chessy Cat, “I’ve got you all beat!” he brayed, laugh. ing till he showed his teeth, “I'v: got the finest voice in Squealy-Moo Land and I ‘dare anybody to say I haven't. ‘ - . The ducks waggled their tails and « BY Olive Roberts Barton “Quack, quack, quack!” + | Missez Waddle Duck. went “Quack, quack, quack!” went her six children. ’ 4}. “Cluck, cluck, cluck!” went Missez |. Hén, Cluck, .cluck, Sabee sta cut, went all the chickens and roosters.” , “Gobble; ‘gobble; gobble!” went. Mister - Turkey. ‘‘Gotble, gobble, ‘gobble, peep;-peep, gobble!# went all the turkeys, big and little, “Moo!” called out Missez Cow, lift- &)ing her head—and her ‘voice. “Moo!” echoed Crazy Calf in his funny short way. = * ict -“Oink, oink, ‘oink!” went all the pigs, looking through the barnyard fence. oY 5 “Honk, honk, honk!” hissed _ the! geese. PiU bs * “Maal” went: Billy Goat... “Baa!” went Snipper Sheep, and all the other jsheep/out in the field swering. | ‘worms. 2 The turkeys. marched off and so did’ the geese. “ s ~ Billy Goat and Mister /Sheep and all the pigs disappeared and Missez Cow and Crazy Calf switched their tails and went off for a drink. Nobody said a word. Just then’ Farmer Brown came along “Get out!” he yelled sly. “You're. the only one of all m¥.farm creatu who won't work for his living. You won't even pull my cart without jbalWjing. You're, all. voice and ‘no bi just like a lot of peo- pleI know.” 6, Dummy Donkey looked foolish and trotted away. But Mister © Dodi im ose I'll have to start: t want my board. and, keep. IfiFarmer Brown hitches ‘me up, to- T we x ¢ 4 exchange’ t ) \ waddled off to the pond without aN The. phickens all started to dig for. lie