The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, September 13, 1923, Page 4

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SecAG eiheed 7.20 Daily by mail, per year (injstate outside Bismarck) . 5.00 Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota...... - 6.00 THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) SO ON, FOREVER Down in Yucatan, southern Mexico, an army of Indians under the direction of scientists are digging up the palaces | and temples of the ancient civilization of the Maya people. | They lived more than 2000 years ago and were sufficiently advanced to produce a race of artists. The Indians have several years of digging ahead of them. Discoveries fascinating, possibly sensational, will be made. You'll read a lot about this digging job in the news between now and 1926. Chichen Itsa, chief city of the Mayas, was as large as | Chicago is today. Thousands of years from now, future scientists may be digging out of mud and sand the remains of Chicago. Over in England, Queen Mary finishes her famous doll’s house. It’s only eight feet high. But the greatest English | architects designed it. English artists painted tiny pic- tures to hang on its walls. Barrie and other writers wrote miniature books for its library. : This doll’s house is to be passed on to future generations as a perfect record of a fine English home in 1923. It has modern plumbing, electrical fittings, a garage housing wee autos perfect to the last detail—even a wine ceMar with real hooch in small bottles. No matter what may be dug up in the Maya ruins of Yucatan, it will seem crude alongside the devices of modern times.- A lot of change comes in 2000 years. And after another 2000 years the doll’s house of Queen Mary will seem as crude as Maya ruins seem today. Man is steadily improving himself toward an unknown | but definite goal. Or maybe man is merely improving his | equipment rather than his real self. A HARD LIFE You wouldn’t see a drop of rain for five or six years at a stretch, if you lived in Antofagasta, Chile. In fact, there are many grown people there who have never seen a real rain storm such as we have in America. ‘ Antofagasta is an up-to-date South American industrial city, with municipal market, motor busses, golf courses and the usual trappings of civilization. Being an exceptionally dry country, the drinking water has to be piped long distances from the melting snow of mountain tops. = —_—_—_ i No such thing as trees growing wild in or near Antofa- gasta, says W. M. Stokes, resident of that city, now visiting our country. ‘They have to bring suitable soil into the country and blast, out the rock in order to plant trees. Then they must be sprinkled regularly. The several parks we have there have been built in that way.” | Stokes came north to dodge the winter of Chile. Seasons | down there are the opposite of ours. Chile is having winter | now. Its coldest months are June, July and August. This place never looked better to us than after we had | spent ‘a few minutes pondering Antofagasta as pictured by Stokes. We kick when we have trouble making grass grow | on the lawn. But just think how easy we have it, compared | with the Antofagastans. + A platitude, possibly, but it helps us stand the hard bumps of life to remember that things never get so bad but what they’re worse some place else. Troubles are no bigger than | we admit they are. Whether trouble is a mountain or a mole Yall, depends a lot on our mental attitude. THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class) -| without THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE EDITORIAL REVIEW Comments reproduced in this column may or ma; the opinion of The arg presented here readers may have import: jasues Giscusseé im the ay i} etn the A letter from a North Dakota farm mortagage dealer is illumi- nating in its application to the current discussion of rural dis- |tress. This banker tells us that few men in North Dakota in his ‘business are not under some stress because of the farm situation in’ that State. The correspondent tells us, how- ever, that one large mortgage house in that territory, which is a care jin the present stress, has made it a rule for years to loan no money to a farmer who did not keep a certain amount of live stock, preferably dairy cattle, and borrowers who maintained «| reasonable diversification of crops were given decided preference. This particular mortgage house has not a single delinquent among | the hundreds of farmers to whom it has made loans and who enjoy 1 |- year-around job of tending live stock, growing Winter feed crops | and selling various products at | different seasons.— Chicago Jour-; nal of Commerce. THE LEAGUE I y ‘ \ THE BALA) A very few days will tell th tale of the League of Nations. It will either prove itself to be} what dreamed, or it| will fail and pass off the stage. | There are two ways in whi the Le gue can make an ungrace. | ful exit. | It can die by letting Maly get! away with its brazen and impudeni | ehterprise. Or it can die by dodging the! issue and seeking to prolong its} life merely for the sake of living But a League that cannot keen | pace has no excu for being | | UN-M-M-M en \ HoT DAWG! * SMELLS Like IT's ; GONNA BE Goop | | “Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble” | Whether jit falls in its tracks be- cause Italy’s selfishness is too powerful for it, or decays stow!y in contemptible trifling, it comes) to the same thing. i Including even those who do no want America to have any in the high m¥ssion of the L< everybody will hope that the cil of the League, backed »y the stern purpose of nations more in- terested in peace than in letting Italy lord it over the Adriatic and the Mediterranean, wil] be able to show itself more powerful than the nation which now seeks to LETTER FROM BEATRICE GRIM- SHAW TO LESLIE PRES- coTT | know you were surprised, Leslie. dear, when: ling to be married right away even ; { { you found 1 was not go-| li make world ipeace of lesser \ac- count than the imperial ambitions power there not long ago.—Duluth Herald. NOT QUITE SO FAR TO GO It is understood that; Senator Frazier, who has been urging’ the establishment of a daily party or- gan, has decided that a weekly pa- per will do. ; At least when it goes broke, as all strictly party organs Have 4 habit of doing sooner or later, it won't have quite so far to go.— Fargo Forum. ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS By Olive Roberts Barton Johnny Jack Rabbit, was having the most beautiful timéy He was racing with himself, or rather he was racing with his shadow. “I'l bet I can beat you to the aspen tree,” he -panted, starting to run again without waiting for an answer. Suddenly he began to chuckle. “I'll fool him,” he began to himself, “I'll fool that silly shadow feHlow. I'l put on my wind brake and stop so quickly, he’H go on ahead and not notice where I've gone, I’ll hide in of the Fascist lynch-law govern-} ment which came lawlessly, into} after I had written to you and ex- plained in detail all about the wed- ding. You see, Dick had a cha-ce to go out to be in the business end of moving pictures in Hollywood at a very large salary and a promise that if he made good in a year he would be drawing down a fabulous amount. of money. At least it seemed: fabu. lous to him and me. Dick did not seem to think Wi Wewass preposterous to put off our wedding. softest and most te chiffon velvet. He secms to like the fogs, as he s everything else in Hollywood. talks about the mountains, the flower:, the trees and the sunshine which, coming up from behind the crags and hills, brushes aside the graysehiffon. velvet of the fog,-and turns-the atmosphere to gold. é cna likes the : women he-has se myeut there. Says he has never seegjWo many beautiful women, all the ay from sixteen to sixty, in his lifer yer Hgisays that ‘all the beautiful I could see that like most Ameri young men his ambitions Monger than his emotions, It aaa I consequently who insisted that; the marriage should be postponed. I knew that if I had even raised an eyebrow Dick would have turned down the proposition “in a minute but you see, Leslie dear, I was quite sure that if I caused him to give up this opportunity he would never be eti fied with any other position ich might be offered to him, so made him think that I was the one who was ambitious, I told him I wanted money dnd position, \ While all the while, Leslie dear, you' know that I have always said I would be quite satisfied with a little suburban | home and a husband who was get ting enough money for us to live simply and lay aside a little for a rainy day. However, I guess it is all for the best. Dick has written me since he arrived in Hollywood and he ‘says that the little moving picture town is not as black as it has been paint-| ed. In fact, he intimates that the| only time it is steel gray is when| the fogs come up from the sea in| the early morning or late at night an were | 1 | he has his busin that patch of sweet clover and he'll ing everywhere young’ginls fi the’ Untted States Wits cangget the money for sportation flal Te eo the mov ure studios. Afess I would be just a little bit, a tity wee bit, jealous,if he did not saygthat the beauty he sees out-thene is the kind without soul, just as some of #Be most gorgeous flowers are without fragrance. By.the way, Leslie, when you first went to Albany, did you hear of a young woman by the name of Paula Pcrier? Dick has met her. She is working in the same studio where 8 offices. I remem- ber her very well, She was a very beautiful fashion model the first time I visited Albany. have left before you came. * Dick this is the one girl whom t out there who has beau- ty, spirituality and intellect. ¥ am quite sure that Jack must have known »bout her, ns I remember on my first visit to Albany she was the most talked ‘of girl in the city. Just as soon as you are well enough ‘to have me, I am coming dowd, ‘to vee you. * Until then I am your Joving friend, P. $.—What do you hear from ‘Sally Atherton? « never find me. sI'm’tired of him go- g0. Johnny Jack lopped along on his | & YOUR JOYS been finished by a British auto maker for an Indian the Maharaja of Gwailor. with hot and cold running water. rate it with jewels. The Maharaja will deco- ing this car. But, after the novelty had worn off, maybe we'd gladly trade places with the happy family flivver-tour- ing. That may sound like counterfeit philosophy. But! think it over. : ; =| Happiness is in ourselves, not in flashy trappings. Joy is a state of mind. Many a child forsakes its gaudy toys to play with its toes or a basket of potatoes. The Indians traded many a square mile of American real estate for a; handful of bright’glass beads — and weren’t cheated, from 4 6 viewpoint. § RECOMMENDATION SENSIBLE \ = Our president doesn’t’ go into office until four months ter election, because in the days of slow communication! stage coach transportation it took that long to find out was elected and get him to Washington. | Now the votes can be counted and the president rushed ‘airplane to the White House almost jovernight. So it’s, | sense, the recommendation American Bar Associ- | y that our political system shoutd be changed to put the: 't_and congressmen into office immediately after long legs for a minute or two, his |shadow sticking close beside The most expensive touring car in the world has just ead FO wonder 3h amade ’ dopans Prince, | “All-at once Johnny stuck his enor- {mous ears forward like sails on a The interior of this luxurious car is 14 feet long. It has’ cat boat (his “wind-brake” he called tgvo Pullman berths—even a vanishing porcelain bath tub tae , a look to right or left, he slid into \- |the patch of sweet clover tnat’ grew We'd like the sensation of beng an India prince and own: | ten times as high as his head, and ; him, WELL, SMITH, out A GenTtcs*t m) and it stopped him as sudden- ly a8.a wreck. And then without | Jack's worst enemy,” i“If that p me!” he declared in disgust. i have him around.” stopped. It was like going into a forest, all dark and quiet and sweet smelling with not a bit. of sunshine anywhere, ‘ Johnny looked around” carefully. “Hee, hee hee,” he giggled. , “1 los him that time! That* silly old shadow of mine is still going, I bet you. . He'll wonder where I’ve gone. ‘Well, well! While}I'm \here I may as well be enjoying mysélf. Um! Um! This clover sniaifs wonderful!” And he began to break off great bunches with his teeth and chew them up as fast as he could. He was so busy eating and chuckling over his own joke that he never -noticed a dark shaggy figure with its nose to the ground, that had followeg him into the clover patch. It was Sniffer Ky-oty,» Johnny Suddenly Sniffer’ made a mis-step and- a twig cracked under. his foot. Jolinny raised his head at thet shadow hasn’t found “Well I'll show him! I'm not going to And he streaked outvof the. clover patch, ‘right. under Sniffer's aston- _. AGAINST KLANS : Be Can Rant does cand Phe Knights of the Blazing Ring, which announces‘ itself nick" asw the "whole thing, "If clans an klans,” claims that its membership is reasonable. soon as a Society-For becomes y ioe Rentogt to eat it down. Nature creates then instantly aoe -ategs Winennbones all like Johnny had, known that he'd. have been too scored ie shed the dairyman.. “Sometimes |. 's (Copysight, 1923, 2 Bniffer. move,’ thing to be foolish,” ~ (To Be Continued.) Service, Inc.) 4 \ Hen tHs SECON e rah ANTUNL UAE UL ALLEN RY TMA RIGHT. CUT, ano t HAVE GVOLVED A UNIQUE MEMORY TRAINING SYSTEM FOR ‘rou CHRONIC THS FIRST WEEK i GIVE HINT,. anos D WEEK §& 5 . Fal Amen mn ti as > Ai lil INEM Ant WAND UA! AA meddle with Dollars are supposed to be well made. But they won't last. You must keep making new ones, What some merchants give you for a dollar indicates they think the dol- THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, 1923 »¢ { { } Citizens Discuss Plan For ‘Cheese Factory Anamoose,°N. D., Sept. 13.—Plans | for establishment of a local creamery j and cheese factory were discussed at ja meeting here of farmers and bus- | inessmen, Strong.sentiment favoring |the project was manifested. The meet- ! ing was adjourned to be resumed at the call of the chairman for further consideration of the project and spe- citie figures’ as to cost: and ways of means of :‘inancing. Lieut. Governor Up For @Qffice Of Governer Mitchell, S, D., Sept. 13.—A “Gun- derson for Governor” club was or- ganized here by Davison county sup- porters: of the candidacy‘ Lieuten- ant Governor Carl Gunderson of Mitchell for the republican nomina- tion. G. H. Helgerson*of Mitchell was made president, J. A. Johnson of Mount Vernon vice president, and W. A. Prather of Mitchell, secretary. hae Va 3 iquor In Canada ‘Affect Dakotans? Fargo, Sept. 13.—Will North Da- |kotans feel xelief from the long drouth when the sale of intoxicating { liquor is again legalized in Manitoba? | Or will the restrictions on the sale ‘there be proof against any leak in this direction? Opinion is divided on the question. Arthur ‘A. Stone, federal prohibi- tidn director fq: North Dakota frankly confesses that he doesn’t | know what effect the return of liquor |to Manitoba will have on this state. He-is studying the laws of the prov- jince but as yet has been unable to |come to any conclusion, ‘he said, Bootleggers Prepare At any rate, Dame Rumor ‘has it that bootleggers are overhauling their cars and preparing to do a big | business. Theig market is ‘licking lits respective lips and breathlessly awaiting the big day. The date of that day is as yet somewhat uncertain although Sep- tember 18, next’ Tuesday,’is reported as scheduled te witness the return of | | i | | ‘Northwest News PEPE EEEEEE EEE PE SE OEE EEE EEE EEE ry Possible she may | “good” liquor to’ the Canadian pro- vince. According to the recent Man- itoba law which provides -for the re- turn of liquor, the act comes into force and operation on proclamation of the lieutenant-governor in council, The lieutenant-governor is alsb em- powered to appoint a commission of three which shall make’ ‘such regu- lations as are deemed necessary which shall be published*in the Man- itoba Gazette. ~ 1s Family Rescued . From Missouri Sentine] Butte, N. D., Sept. 13.— Mr. and Mrs. Leonard Catlson and three children _narrowly,. escaped drowning’ while attempting to’ ford thé Little Missouri river in a lumber wagon. When past tha middle of the stream the horses suddenly sank out of sight and the swift current upset the wagon, Mr. Carlson. rescued the nembers of his family one by one. ; swimming and towing them to solid footing. One child lost his hold of they wagon and was swept down the stream a short distance. One horse lar is silver plated. \ ; A dime looks like a dollar toa small boy, And a dollar looks like a dime to a bootlegger. Some people are so generous they throw pennies around as if they were five dollar bills, j About 28 is the proper age for a girl to marry. If she lets him reach "24 he becomes unruly. Reading a man’s palm to deter- mine his future isn’t as sure a way as asking‘his neighbors. : Pottery making ig the oldest art, unless you count making a living. A use for old safety razor blades has been found at last.’ Pickpockets slit pockets with them, i If you have the right kind of po- litical bunk you may be able-to swap it for an easy berth. In spife of the fight by many danc- ing masters against jumpy dances, Hard Times Seen Where Farmers Depend on Grain Fargo, Sept. 13.—J, E, Keint, chief federal lang appraiser for the fed- eral land bank at St, Paul, while in Moorhead, said that in sections of the country where the farmers de- pend entirely on grain growing are hard times apparent, He -claimed that the dairy farmers are more prosperous, His work carriés him through Mir:. nesota, Wisconsin and Michigan, and he said that he found that to\be the case in al) these states. He was vis- iting H. E, Roberts of the Moorhead National bank, in connection with Mr. Robert’s duties as secretary for the Clay county unit of the land bank, Bee Keeping Is Big Profit To Hotel Proprietor St. Thomas, N. D, Sept. 13.—Bee ‘keeping as a sideline to the hotel business has paid him, declares Charles Pemberton, proprietor of the Commercial hotel here since 1906. Beginning with one swarm of becs in’ the spring of 1921, Mr. Pemberton now has nearly 30 and expects they will increase to 50-before winter. He hopes to. eventually: increase his apiary to, 150 swarms. In 1922 he sold 1,000 pounds of honey, and this year exnects to mar- ket nearly 4,000 pounds, He has ound a ready market so far on his own premises, his guests at the hotel buy- ing the entire output. When more is produced. than. he can use, Mr. Pem- berton expects to ship it in cartons Mr. Pemberton says bees are to handle and care for. In the sum- mer a swarm can be caught with lit- tle trouble. Last winter he put his bees in winter quarters Nov. 23 in a little rodm in an old shed, keeping , the temperature between 30 and 40 degrees Fahrenheit. During the win- ter he makes his hives, more than a score of which now dot the yard be- hind the hotel. “The bee pasturage here is the best possible. Good comb honey can be produced only where the bees can find a long nectar flow. This country is ideal for that,” declares Mr. Pem- berton. He believes that, an apiary should be one of the phases of diversified farming on all farms of this section, He points out that if there were more bees, the honey could be shipped in carload lots. Indian. Fighter Dies At Home York, N. D., Sept. 13—J. C. Hook- fr, 57, early Indian fighter of the D, ota, and pioneer. of this section; died at his farm home near here after an illntss of about eight ‘months from apoplexy. as of Germanv. he. came to Ar-- ~*-= he was two years old. - uring his young manhood he spent several years in the Dakotas, and was active in many skirmishes with the Indians, being present when Sitting Bull was killed. He homesteaded in Wells county After residing for a time in Wiscon- sin and Minnesota, he returned to North Dakota and settled in Benson county. His widow, five daughters and onc son survive. Logan Farmers ( Y was drowned, Arm Torn Off By Separator estown, Sept, 13—Robert Kra- res of Medina, is resting easily at Trinity hospital following injurics received late Monday afternoon ‘near. Medina while engaged in running » separator. . Something. went. wrong. the jig is net up. 7 | Seals are being skinned for this winter, seals and people. A serious shortage. of people with nothing to say is reported. . . Peace of mind is/often destroyed by a piece of mind. _ These air mail pilots make good time because they have fine roads, Poor brakes pause auto . crashes. Bad breaks cause business crashes. Birthdays age celebrated before 20. After 20 they are cussed. . Wheat acreage will be cut to boost prices. Expecting larger prices, they will plant more, There are many child ®n who think you milk with a can opener, The annual coal shortage seems to | with the helt of the machine and in edjusting it Mr. Kramer had his right arm below the elbow torn off. /After, reaching Trinity ‘it was found neces- sary to amputaté above the elbow. Mr. Kramer . was:- unconscious . for. sometime after the accident afd docs uot remember .héw. it [happened or just where he ‘was’ standing ‘when. it, gccurred..”.: ‘= addition to the loss of his arm Mr. Kramer receigd a deap gash of several inches on the back of the hood ond one side was bruised. His Farents live in Minnesota but he has been a resident of Medina for ove -| table and tell it your trdubles. + [night 01 four years, spending the summers as engineer of separators and is em- | ployed during the winter months with one. of. the elevators, at Medina.| Sneak Thieves\.. ' ~ Busy In Pembina iN pt. "18.-Sheak se} ati centl: be about the same this year., Making - home-made wine age quickly is so simpl Set it on the —.- E To turn sweet cider into.hard cider kick the cider ardund the hou! cussing freely. / ; Many a father who wanted to be presidett has a son that he wants to become.a bricklayer. t en take baths on Saturday thers it to get soaked. The average husband has more sense than his wife thinks and not as much as.he thinks. * i; ve “fection.) °° ' ; The auto owned by the Christy or chestra, left sthnding ovérnight ide ar pirigped of | 8 nae ah is atid Bs took. parts val at $225 from a tractor-on the King farm near. heres et aE ee © Fatally Injured Lidgerwood, .N. Dy: Sent:? 13.—Leo Wallace, young farmer of near here, wal lly injured. hbinder abhi pt the jrunaway team. drawin; ‘plement. | He had stopped i to remove grain bundles. that were in the way: The bull wheel of passed. over hi internally “and -hours late: : Some m Taking proper caré of a beautifp!: complexion leaves. no time for clean- ing up the house,- Men have rn’ neckties a thou- sand years: without thinking up logical: excuse for them. bs “The best way to argue with your wife. is: to-go out on the porch’ agd smoke a cigaret, rts hs 1 { ‘kneweth his the last meeting of the order. here, In: acbordance' with ‘s' ruling mad $3,200. Today his from the crop which +*- bushels of flax, from’ 100 acres, '500 usi tom of wheat worth $152, a total ‘| first time ‘| college thi tension division as instituti ready began Sept, 20. ducted five nights a‘ week at the col- ular. faculty, Propose Strike Burnstad, N. D., ers of Logan count; as do labor unions. In a mass meeting held in Burn- * stad, resolutions were adopted’ de- claring that wheat was being pro- duced at a cost above the selling price, and asserting there ip a great loss in raising farm products except dairy and wool and added: “Where- as, the labor unions during the late ‘war and at the present time use the strike as 4 club to force the public to come to their terms regardless of the suffering public; therefore, be it resolved, all farmers and producers of livestock,’ grain, cotton, etc, unite } to refuse to market any of their pro- < ducts, for such a period and at such a time asthe majority of the exdeu- tives of the various national farm or- ganizations designate. Crop Pays For Farm Land McLaughlin, 8. D., Sept. 13.—When E. 4. Billups purchased 160 acres ortheast of here at $20 an acre last spring, he paid part down and went in debt for the tdtal investment land is paid fo hod 1,82 Sept. 13.—Farm- ¥ propose to strike j+~ 1293 cad 1s of barley worth $250, and 190 rn of $4,090.52, Jn addition he good crop of. native hay from 15 acres. ial Boy’s College To Admit Women St. Paul,.Mi hi ys Sept. 13.—For the story, St, Thomus onduct its ex- co-educational m. There are 50-women al- , ~ gistéred for courses which Classes wil} be con- jinn., hi F wil lege, under the direction of the reg-« . CLAIMS YOUNGEST MEMBER. Pembina, N. D,, Sept. 18,—The Pembina Workmen lodge claims’ the’ youngest member in this jurisdi Joseph Stanley Renville, exactly 16 years old, having been sdmitteg at at the last’session of tl / y6 i f '