The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, August 28, 1923, Page 4

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Magnus Jghnson’s victory in Minnesota has had the usual reflex action in neighboring states to the east espe-! cially Mlinois. Governor Small is seeking a renomination on much the same kind of a platform which set the Minne- sota prairies afire last July. Former Mayor Thompson of Chicago has joined him in a clarion call for the farmers and nembers of organized labor to join forces in that state in the 1924 elections. In Minnesota the head and front of the farmer-labor combine are former democrats who rebelled against the | stand-pat tendencies of the old regime built up in the hal- cyon days of John A. Johnson and Hammond. leaders are dead and their old henchmen have lost control over the rank and file and such men as Fred Pike, formerly an ardent Bryan democrat; his friend James Bennet of St. another admirer of the great Commoner and J. J. Rei- Now these} some of the leading spirits in the Minnesota movement. Gilbert and Randall of nonpartisan league memory are rather of than in the movement. It has seemed necessary to allow seats at least to a few leaders of the old Townley ring. >or purposes of harmony also, some recognition has been nade to the Van Lear faction in the Twin Cities, but the ‘ural farmer-labor leaders are chafing against the Twin City-Duluth labor pressure and when the saturation point; s reached, no one can tell how long labor and the farmer | will stand hitched because the union is incompatible from | an economic standpoint. Probably Len Small and William Hale Thompson’s drive to secure a similar organization in Illinois is a little pre- mature. Minnesota farm-labor adherents are trying tu eliminate Townley and some of the other undesirables while Fred Pike not unknown to North Dakotans is seeking | to conciliate all elements so as to present a united front in 1924, Recently the New York Times, an independent news- paper with strong democratic leanings, took occasion to classify by politics the leaders in the various farm organ- izations that have been clamoring loudest for price subsidies through congressional action. This newspaper made the discovery that most of them were affiliated with the dem-!' ocratic party, some of them in fact very prominent in party politics. Is it not possible that the democrats are seeking to, 2apitalizeé some of the unrest by urging upon republicans very impossible nostrums? The Illinois republicans and republicans generally can de on their guard as 1924 approaches. This is the season when political traps are set, but the present occupant of she White House is moving slowly and properly so. AMERICAN BEEF _A representative of the United States department of agriculture has been in Europe studying the meat export er, mayor of Rochester, Minn., an old time democrat, are | ¢ wot tid tb cote THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE ———— ADVENTURE OF © THE TWINS By Olive Roberts Barton | One day Farmer Brown came along | with a sickle in his hand, | “0 have burdocks,” he said to himself ana They would have to help their nice thing to King Snookun | “But how 2” said the little “You aren’t any est of us,” s big as anything,” We are only little y folk like you. laughed Nic when we are It’s our mag ou know. We can wish ourselves size at all.” “Show me!” commanded King Snookums curiously, Instantly the ‘Twins were their | own size, like any other little boy | or girl, : \ “Oh, goodness!” gasped Snookums | and turned to run away, and so did Mister Codger and all the Pee Wee Landers. if we won't hurt you,” ex-| cy. “We only want to} help you, Nick and T are going to hide Farmer Brown's sickle in the high grass where he can not find it and Pee Wee Land will be safe.” And so they did, and to this] minute the burdocks are there and you'd never, never guess what was underneath, | (To Be Continued.) | (Copyright, 1923, NEA Service, Inc.) | to. hought j | ee * He that giveth unto the poor shall rot lack; but he that hideth his eyes shall have many a curse, — Prov. 28-27, 1 Cuno gany) { Let him who neglects to raise the | fallen, fear lest, when he fall, no | one will stretch out his hand to lift him up,—Saadi, —— —4 PARCEL POST ADDS TO EXPORTS | Washington, Aug. 27.-The Ameri- can export business by mail and par- cel post is growing so rapidly that Department of Commerce officials have decided to ascertain so far as! possible the extent of this business | of which no statistics ever have been | kept. It is believed to run into a! ‘ge sum each year, which will swell | the total value of the foreign exports | of the United States. Plans have been completed to col-' lect. beginning with January, 1924,| statistics of exports by parcel post, and mail, which have not been col-| lected heretofore because such ex-| ports are not cleared through custom: houses. Tentative regulations, sub- Ject to approval by the Postmaster; to cut down all these | | yet loud enough for a hundred little — ears o hear. “They aren't a bit of good in the world and when they go to seed they'll spread «ext year more | than ever. Oh, psaaw! . My pipe’s gone out and I'll have to go back to the house for some matches, I'll just leave this sickle here until 1 come back,” Under the burdocks, the tiny Pee Wee Landers were too dismayed for words. If the burdocks were cut down where would Pee Wee Lund be? “What shall we do?” cried King Snookums. what shall we do, indeed!” repeated Mister Codger. And every Pee Wee Lander looked at his neighbor and said m’serably, “What on earth are we going to Nancy’ and Nick stayed by, not | saying a word but thinking hard. little friends, there wasn’t a doubt. Suddenly Nick's sharp eyes no- ticeq Farmer Brown's sickie lying where he had left nd he whis- pered something to Nance | And then the Twins said some- | 1 worked fast. | i LETTER FROM ABRAM EINSTEIN TO JACOB BLOOM MY DEAR JAKE: T cannot thank you enough for the introduction you gave me -that eve- ningsin New York at the Biltmore Cascades to that little French girl, Paula Perier. I knew the minute I looked at her that she was destined to be some- thing big in the motion pictures and, though you were pretty mad, old chap, because 1 snatched hér away from your cloak and suit shop, I knew I could do much more for her on my lot than rou could do in. cloaks and suits. T saw that she hai she'll make good money for me. There is a mysterious something about her but it gets you every time. It is more than the old worn-out sex appeal. You know that French ac- cent of hers, Well, she’s almost able to get even that on the screen, Now I want you to tell me some- thimg about her. she ever had a love affair? She General, have been drawn up requir- ing business concerns in the United States exporting by mail goods valu- ed at $25 or over to file export de- | gives everybody the cold shoulder ont here. Will not go out alone to lunch even with me. to take her to the Cocoanut Grove I did not teli you’at the time, sf a something in the back of her head—}® Do you know it water, I did manage ; then rescued the mother. idiregtors told me the, other day that |there. was no reason why she {shouldn't be a,star in less than a jyear if I would give him the entire jcharge of her for that time. Of course I knew what he wanted and I told him:that I was in no hurry to'make the girl a star, and that I mach preferred to have her work under « number of directors than to have her come before the public with the stamp of one man’s direction sticking out all over her. By the way, I have just hired a brilliant young “man “from the east and_put him in my production mana- "s office. He is a whiz with cost ‘and as soon as he learns the d of it I think I will have find. You will sce me in New York soon, but before that I hope to hear and och, what a face! You bet I took the) chance. What's a little| from you ubout Paula, ilroad fare? She'll make good and Sincerely, ‘ ABE. AUTOIST SAVES CHILD, MOTHER. | Hamar} N, D., Aug. 27.—When Mrs. Bratten was pinned underneath the auto she was driving when it overturned from a grade, throwing her small child into two feet of Dr. J. A. Quirk, who had | stopped his own auto to allow Mrs. Bratten to drive past, waded into the ditch, grasped the sinking child, and The grade ; was narrow and Mrs. Bratten drove too close to the edge and her car The world owes you a l.ving. You can’t put the collecting in the hands of any agency. A marricd man hugs his wife, A single man hugs delusions. Any boy who hates arithmetic can teil you how many. hours it is until school starts., The female of the specics dresses te than the male, What the U. S, needs is reverse gears for gas meters, ~ The male mosquito is a vegeta- rian, Of course it is the wife that spoils your vacation, A stitch in time saves nine. A run in time saves nine innings. Speeders run down walkers faster than cops run down speeders. Save your fly swatters. Very |handy for spanking the children on lonely winter afternoons, Statistics would show 1,000 new words telling how hot the weather TUESDAY, AUGUST 28, 1928 SHE YECLOW SEVEN: | Run to Earth “/ NEA Service, Inc, 1923 By Edmund Snell, This unusual series of stories deals voice is very terrible and certain men with the exploits of “Chinese’\ Pen- whose sole object in life is to make |nington, a detective sent by his gov-j it speak! This must go in the square ernment to Britqh North’ Borneo td place among the trees and be covered |run to earth The Yellow Seven, a with bushes until the morning.” \gang of Chinese bandits, | The scarecrow saluted and disap- | Sige | peared. : | A lean face was thrust into the, Pennington smiled. ; opening of the tent and a man, who; “He's my famous chief-of-staff. | was sitting alone over s%né papers | He'd come from the farthest extrem- spread on a case around the base of ity of the earth if he thought I was ;® hurricane-lamp, looked up sharply. in trouble.” “Are you Pennington?” Clay was polishing the bowl of his | The man with the Chinese pipe on his breeches. \rose to his feet. “When do we start making it hot? { “That's my name.” _ | Dawn?” An expression of relief spread over| “A trifle after that. There mustn’t ithe newcomet’s countenance. be the slightest opportunity for Chai- |_ “I've been searching for your head-' Hung to break through our cordon |quarters for the best part of two! under cover of darkness. Know what {hours. I'm Clay. I arrived in this! he looks like?” |forsaken ikland a matter of five days| The other felt for his pocket-book. ago, pattin’ myself on the back at, “Hewitt presented me with a pho- havin’ knocked across a soft billet-—,tograph. I gather that he’s lost and here I am in the wilds of Bor-'his left hand since that was taken, 0, with a company of black devils | Does he speak English?” eyes jand a fifteen pounder gun that I] “Perfectly. He has the manners | haven’t the remotest idea what to do 4nd polish of a diplomat when he | with! I’ve instructions from Cap-| Chooses.” | tain Hewitt—Commissioner of Police at Jesselton—to report to qou’ for | duty,” He squirmed through the narrow; aperture and, stooping low to avoid bumping his head, unconcernedly dis- posed six feet three inches of man- hood on a length of sacking that cov- Clay thrust his head outside and brought it back wearing an expres- sion of disgust. “Rainin’ like the devil,” he an. nounced. “Wonder if my orderly’s put my tent up yet? If it's all the same to you, I’ hop along and see.” He dived into the darkness, leav- jered a neat pile of kerosene tins. ing Pennington to his own reflec- | “Good man! I was beginning to tions. i wonder when you were going to turn}. Three minutes later Rabat-Pilai \joined him, He thrust a crumpled | oe very much at ease out- OTe bay Ro hand, TER res: esselton—16th,” it read, “Chi- and spread "bn) out abit, Wold have) nese rounded up successfully in most been here earlier if it hadn’t been for| ‘districts. Sending Dawson. Possibly that confounded gun. It got stuck sin you traci regularly every half hour. Last| “Any reply, Tuan?” night we had to hack down a tree to! | Pepnington reflected, then scrib- fet it out. Forty-seven anda half| bled four words on a half sheet of jhours forced marchin’, my boy, and/ gored ae ; every man present!” going well.—Pennington,” srennington laughed. He tacitly a ne aieearts and sated admired Hewitt’s good taste in se- itd abl Ca lecting Clay for the job. He sat for| ,, Reinforcements arrived, Love to some moments, stroking un unshay-| Monica.” en chin, then, removing a portion of ae this £0, ‘he, Fanner, Rabat, t B case, Cae a square bottle oneal es callers to be sta- and a pair of tumblers, e in our rear, pre- “I've a sort of skeleton force of my} Pated to warn us if there are ‘any own ‘scattered round the base of the| *&"S of hostile forces gathering be- hill,” he said, measuring out the pre- Hind us, Tahu 2” cious fluid with generous exactitude,| *ind us. Tahu?” “They re tough little chaps who can The creature ' saluted—and was diss their way easily in the jungle. a pedaih nan We've installed a telegraph system by Pelisntlyemcucaicatee Seeeen mah neans o! usu ii ” ie smiled at ii i TE Fae Ee a ene tlecticnith seat atte ee me,” broke in the other, “I'll have an! ‘that hung from the tent-pole. Pos- inch more soda. So Chai-Hung’s up! ‘ily join you myself! He had never there, is he?’ expected his excellency the Commis- Bennington nonaed: sioner ‘of Police to resist the tempta “We've cornered him at last—and| ‘i of being in at the death. tomorrow's got to see the end of the! He Jerked up Hear jow Seven.” jundered into a Clay shifted his long legs into a'‘P¢ tripped over it and apparently. jmore comfortable position and. fey, Utilized it to- assist shim to his tee ped a pipe on the heel of his riding. pein, for the hSneaaared ge if in “ eatthquake, The “D'you know,” he confessed sud,! Sock was followed by a somewhat Genly;, “beyond the fact that Mr. covgred dissertation on tents in gen- ai-Hung’s not a nice sort of chap “Who's thirty seit particular, fo meet, I remain in, sublime ignor-' ,..nos that?” demanded Penaing- ances the real reason of all this ex-| “mye eee etna M energy. You don’t glean nd presently much from a sudden 'phone call from ,* eens brake ben his ears, a hare ed official, y'know. What tian) Tii® ata Hie Gee ryan to, wet at by all this is; | pont mers ree oe three: uesses. who is Ghai-Hung, when he's at home! bog ereeed om peluisoe! tinny: —al ry gh wi i holy. tn the Yellow evean® eee fattest, ugliest, clumsiest district “The Yellow even is the name of orticets 1p the whole of Borneo, I'd Snngret,, toclely the. members of Perey repr" which are exclusively of Chinese hited tlemen T 2ou'te really the aa pe ameatedl The affable: Dreace scuseetebi up. Where are your men?” } {the other night, but to do so I\ had |to make up a party and pay for it. | It was damned expensive, too, ell I don’t mind telling you that I am with seven black dots, Hewitt cabl- i ed for'me when the trouble had | Bteat form into the one place that : x had | offered. cover f grown too big for him to cope with. | ‘er from the deluge with- I formed a little band of native enz| out and lowered himself on to the thusiasts and scoured the spot Clay had vacated. clarations. has been, srade. He finds that little of American beef or veal is be- ng shipped abroad and that the production here is just} about enough to take care of the domestic demand. Pork i slipped. off into the ditch, An utter idiot is one who utters $3,000 BARNS BURNS, _ | everything he knows, Hankinson, N, D., Aug. 27.—Fire GORGEOUS WRAP, X ( = coma : D., tuck on her and I wish you would| A vening is. of : SON REY, | > sai ail ormal | undetermined origin destroyed the 8™ y jou sumptuous evening ./.ap. iso! ‘ ; z from on ‘Not bad—for you,” said t! shipments for export still continue to maintain n large barn on the Andrew’ Eklund | “tite and tell me all that you know| ashes of roses velvet with gold Chi. | The ‘burning question will foon Be | sometimes “ne s Gatevacinrsd Posing’ with the-Chinese eyes, ahaprocee f averages, ee: : G .,|farm near here, with all contents, | “bout her. She certainly is, going| nese embroidery on the large sleeves | the price of coal, as a tribesman, You sec, Clay are third glass. “Three minutes aftes England he finds is looking more and more to Argentin® | causing about $3,000 loss, A quantity {© be a money ‘maker. One of my|:md lavish trimmings of kolinsky, organization was too vast to danestee the runner. I’ve just replied to the and Australia for her beef and veal supply and during, the recent years American exports of these products have fall- | mn off. This ‘investigation would indicate that the American ‘armer has a field for his productive effort that is not sag- ging or dormant from the effects of a surplus. i One great criticism urged now against fixed govern- , ‘prices afe artificially maintained, production will be over stimulated and the nation will face a greater surplus than aver. - In a recent interview Former Secretary of Agriculture eeredith pointed out that while price stabilization within certain limits might be defensible the whole program of the government price advocates was wrong in theory and if ‘earried to extremes might work a real hardship upon the ‘persons Such legislation was framed to assist. ; Diversification of crops, the better balancing of the farm tput afd more businesslike methods in marketing will get e farmer ahead faster than a host of tinkering politicians ith theke super-heated promises and half baked legislation. Le z 52,000 - Do yqu really realize how gigantic our country is? In he Unitéd States are 52,000 communities large enough to ‘nave postoffices. The marvel is, that the postmen make as ‘few mistakes as they do. It is almost beyond imagination to picture 52,000 com- nunities, And, in each, the majority of the inhabitants wobably; think that theirs is the best community in the 4 ; a t deal like the ants, though not as prolific. debatable which of the two, ants or men, have rior civilization. NO? “3 i ; + Ford, ‘tanufacturing close to two million machines a agi ed 95,087 | ger cars and trucks in the rt » Ford seems tobe qu Prosperous. , after all, foreign trade—despitée nce — | * mental prices on wheat and other cereals is that if such| of hay, harness, wagon and buggy | ang other articles were burned. | NEW MINOT CREAMERY PLANT. Minot, N. D., Aug. 27.—Ground was | broken last week for construction of a new building and plant by the | White Iee Cream company of Minot. Lantz & Mackley, local contractors, are doing the work. The cost of the building will be about $20,000. Work will be pusheq to enable occupancy of the building as soon after Jan, 1, as possible. SUITCASE THIEF JAILED. | Minot, N. D., Aug. 27.—Leslie Mes- | slley, transient, pleading guilty tu | stealing a suitcase fram a depot here, | Was sentenced to serve 15 days in jail. Joseph McBride, charged with grand larceny in connection with the same theft, will be given the privilege of pleading guilty to petit larceny, as did Messlley. | + OAKES CHURCH JOB LET. Oakes, N. D., Aug. 27.2-Contract | for construction of a new Episcopal church building here has been let to Wrennie Williams, and ground has been broken. The church will cost about $12,000 completed, W. C. Han- | cock of Fargo was the architect. It completed by Jan. 1, next. FLARES, \ Very large flares of shawod lace, finely wired, make the trims on many of the new toque: é : | Stetson Hats for fall of 1923—$7.00. Men’s Clothes :Shop. Alex Rosen & Bro. Of Firing on: American Flag Constantinople, Aug. denied the recent report from Athens is expected that the edifice wM be - 28.—The ‘| Amer‘enn high commission here today | EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO EVERETT, DO KOU KNOW WHY THEY THOSE “VIOLINS $4 BECAUSS ARS! Ma-— WHY, THEY CALL THEM “VIOLINS” THAT‘S, WHAT THSY Hawt. HAWES that Turkish soldiers had fired on an American motor boat at allipoli, | Milling a” man and wounding ‘s wo- | good. {can Wheat Growers, Black sheep are goog at going wool gathering. - The auto question is how many miles can you go on credit? coat this summer? Cider improves with age. But the good usually die young. Half a loaf. is better than a whole. Loaf one week instead of twp and you recover quicker, They ‘say poets are born, Sounds like poets. Trying to lay the blame on their parents, 3 All the world is a stage. shooting craps with loaded dice is liable to be an exit. Corn crop is good. Wheat crop is So is the crop of wild oats. Much cain is being raised, Ford will leave some footprints on the sands of time, footprints and auto tracks, also, Some blushing June brides are still blushing over a hot stove. Two can live longer than one, As a man thinks so. is -he. woman dresses so is she, Asa It's a wonfer the don't catch cold changing.from a summer dress into a hot bathing suit, Fine feathers make fine birds. And fine feathers make sad/ birds when the bills come in. X Misery doesn’t always love com- pany when it comes for dinner, DUIS TO GROWERS MEE, Grang Forks, N. D., Aug. 2b. — George Dnis, president of the North Dakota Wheat Growers’ association left Thursday night for Kansas Ci tn attend a meeting of Kansas whegt men, and to distuss with them plans for their affiliation with the Ameri- ted. Are the moths enjoying your over- | | Portions of British And |’ iby sheer ‘force of arms, swarmed with Chai-Hung’s the only possible method of achiev- ing success was to eeparate ‘the bri- gand from the bulk. of his followers, hem him in at a Spot where the the island ¢onverge upon him from all points at once. diate bodyguard have been driven from the ‘forest into a smpll, id | plateau. A few of his discip! i {cling to him, but the vast majority,. obeying false: signals arranged by myself, are concentrating in remote North _ Borneo, the lookout for where Hewitt is on them.” A few moments later a native in a greasy velvet jacket and a rusty sarong entered silently and stood at serving him curiously, noticed that the man was minus an ear and an eye, that his mouth was slit at eith- er side and that he carried an enor- bound with bamboo, “Rabat-Pilai, the Tyan Clay has brought with him many soldiers, You will guide them to the points I indi- cated this afternoon, There is also with them a thing on wheels whose SILK ALPACA AND FAILLE - FASHIONABLE ‘The two surprising fabrics fashionable French ‘season eee been silk placa and ‘stiff silk taille, Neither was eo usual, of course, {as Sie. piece satin crepes: which were far and at ie mo: - lar fabrics. Fieve { soon as it was introduced and has slready made its way from Paris ig it shown in navy bi r The black faille aoe Te: jvery heavy’ stiff’ quality ‘used Chai-Hung and his imme-j attention before his chief. Clay, ob-| mous parang in a wooden: Sheath! apies and’ t | chances of egress were remote and’ i Silk alpaca, though, caught on as | Grand Forks county jail who su; message announcing your departure.” The red face of the newcomer be- ame suddenly serious, The dickens -you have! Hewitt dispatched it six hours before I left, The-blighter’s been messing about on the Way.” “Got a thorn in his foo! thing. You look cold.” tae “Gold! I’m soaked to the skin! I've been in the immediate vieinity of this camouflaged hovel for the best Part of the night, walking in circles and challenged at regular intervals. I bed sauce of a job persuading one feller I wasn’t Chal Hung hidecie” ‘ve Rotorfous “Shows they’re doin, thei: thoroughly. You'd ete take nis eraine Sr aulaing and something neat elp lown, " iy teh Clay’s turned up, “That's all right. 1 met him in Jesselton the day after he landed. Pretty good man, I should think.” He stripped off his tunic and, cool- ly appropriating a blanket from Pen- nington’s bed, wrapped it round him. Pennington pushed over small bottle of tablets and a tu “Whete do you intend s “Here.” ping 2” (Continued in Our Next Issue) furs. ? Black end white has been the favored color scheme of Paris, but the popularity of navy blue is in- creasing day by day and is expect- €d_to be the favored shade for fall. ——$__ “TRUSTY” FACES TRIAL FOR JAIL DELIVERY PLOT PART Grand Forks, N. D., Aug, 27.—Frank Thomas, “trusty” inmate, of/ the Delied the saws with which. four prisoners, inder penitentiary sentence, planned an escape early last week was ar- raigned Friday on a charge of aiding ig of the in a jail delivery, He waived examination and was our grandmothers for ‘their Soe! held to the district court,under bonds Cay-go-to-meeting dresses. It 1s! of $2,000. Thomas had only two days made into coats and wraps now. fa his sentence left to serve when and is trimmed with tashiondble he planned jail ivery was discoy-''?! «|