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PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class | Matter. | BISMARCK TRIBUNECO, .- -__—- Publisher | Foreign Representatives ! G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO - - - - - DETROIT Marquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH NEW YORK - - - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. | MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use or republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not other- wise credited in this paper and also the local news published herein. All rights of repubhcatiun of special disvatcnes nerein ace | also reserved. | MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per year......... Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck)... Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck). . Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota. . THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) A CITY BAND Progress is being made in the organization of a juvenile band under the auspices of the Association of Commerce and the Board of Education, Great enthusiasm is being shown by the younger generation under the leadership of Prof. Sor- lein. The earnest cooperation of every citizen is necessary, however, to make this venture # suc There is a wealth} of material in this city and with the proper training there should be builded here a fine organization which in years to come will afford a recruiting ground for an adult band. It has been decided to proceed as rapidly as possible with} the organization of an adult band. The committee has can-| vassed the situation thoughtfully and reached the con- clusion that if sue is to attend their efforts the band} must be wholly independent from any special control but be} simply a city band whose members will play upon public} occasions without pay. It will be known as the Bismarck City Band. Instruction will be furnished free to the members as} well as music and some of the larger instruments. There should be twenty-five or thirty musicians in Bis- marck who would be willing to devote some time to an organ- ization such as this. Other citizens give of their-time and money for the upbuilding of the city without remuneration —a contribution in effort they willingly expend for the city’s welfare. As the city grows and a park board is created so that the band can be employed for series of summer concerts payment doubtless will be made as unusual demands are ed of the band members. In the meantime civic pride should be sufficient induce- ment to build here a band that would serve the city on special occasions. That service can only come from a band supported} by a city organization representative of every class of citizenry. . ® A NECESSARY BUREAU credit bureau is now under way and has begun to the needs of the city. Not all of its work is ef a direct nature such as rating and collection — but there other functions it performs largely educational. Through ments and other means of publicity this organiza- tion preaches the wisdom of the prompt settlement of ac- counts each month—employment of the check system for settling obligations and other orderly systems of keeping one’s credit beyond reproach. There is a place for an organization of this kind and it} shculd be supported by these who do a credit busine The} response to the efforts of the organizers has been highly | satisf. and a survey of the bureau’s membership shows earnest cooperation. Bismarc to admin THE TOURIST CAMP ents upon the tourist camp are being made ion of an As: ation of Commerce ctom- mittee. Protection is being afforded the tourists so that they can prepare their meals in comfort. When the camp is complete it will serve adequately the needs of the touring. campers whose impression of a locality is formed from the kind of welcome they get | BEWARE! Don’t get impatient with the human mule who opposes progress or new ideas. Maybe he’s a pathological case, a Improven under the di Being poor is perfectly all rignt, but you svon get ure o1 it. About the only way to swat flies is to keep on swatting until you run out of tes. Panes | used to cnvy Dempsey’s But its wortn a million to weather, We money. hyht an this hot One reason husbands don't get va- cations 1s they stay home to feed tne | cat and goldtish, ’ Prominent doctor says 98 per cent of us overeat. Our prominent cook says this estimate is tuo low. i When an Atlantic rum ship caught | fire not one of the buys stood on the burning deck, pu lived in Africa where thermometers drep way down to a hundred every wint Suppose her. | Helps Pretend you are going to kis Hit her in the eye instead. you stay single in June. The reason we don't take better | care of our feet is because they are | so far from our minds. Put on short pants. Skate to work every day. Foolish, but keeps one single in June, | Any man can patch the leaks in his roof so they give no more trou- ble until it rains. A Kentucky judge got arrested | for trying a case, because the case a case of ry; j Detroiter, from his moon, went to jail 20 days. training for the future, | There are sermons in stones. | Throwing them at a collector may teach him to stay away. honey- | Good | thing has its use, You can keep a man from hugging. Paddling your own canoe is fine, but you make more speed if you get something to push it. Kick out a window in her parlor. | th Helps one stay single in June. se it | AN tle ea) have ; come on over and straighten out this , I don't.1 OTHER GOOD WAY OF KIL LING A GOOSE GOLDEN &G ish bait in a derby. |LETTER FROM JOHN ALDEN —— | PRESCOTT TO SYDNEY ing handcuffs on a date will | CARTON, DEAR SYD: Leslie is going to New York a lit- r than I expected and if you friendship at all for. me, any ing with P: e this having to regret. is something I have never had to mind Refore letting your conscience be | do before, Syd~Gnd T don’t your guide be ‘ou have one. | telling you that probably I would z |not be very regretful or remorseful Only trouble with the wide-awake !if it were not for Leslie. young fellow of today is he doesn't! That may sound rather hard but yet wide awake until midnight. Paula, too, was playing the game rmer péemiet of Frante s ar th doesn’t turn.. Guess E | will blame this on America. «knew the me she was p - jas well as I did. One of us had to; So many broker firms are going | lose. This time it was she. broker and broker. | It was a strange thing, Syd; how — |we poor human being are alwa Prince of Wales, they say, will! taking chances. We do things t wear ready-made clothes. We would we know or ought to know : hate to wear any not already made. ee ay bi Our Shipping Board wouldn't take a billion dollars for its ships. This, | also, is the valfie of a June bride. ADVENTURE OF wrong hoping that by nd she was putting her wi some pos lity we, instead of Fate, will draw the winning card. an hour's content and Men st pleasure quiet joy play the of home and then, when they lose ye compensation, they tiny or fate or everything.but them to the law ail against des- of happiness )selves. We should be good losers THE TWINS | but we seldom are. Ever since Biblical times met By Olive Barton Roberts “What place is this?” asked Nick pl victim of the mental disease known as neophobia. The Scientific Monthly says: ‘The neophobic patient | shows marked aversion and resentment at the sight of any-! thing new. The disease is very prevalent and there are no} drugs known that will cure it, except poisons. We all seem to carry about the germs of it, for any of us is liable to mani- fest mild symptoms, and in certain countries and certain, centuries it has been epidemic.” | Anyone who has ever tried to put over a new idea or; introduce a new device or method, will realize that much of the difficulty encountered can be classed as neophobic. Most people are suspicious of anything new, though in| fairness it must be admitted that this is partly because they | have been stung so many times by the new. The Scientific Monthly points out that the first printed | books had to be sold as manuscripts because of the preju- | dice against printing. The learned men of Italy sneered at! the invention as a barbarous German innovation. When bathtubs were invented, about 80 years ago, preju- dice rose so violently against them that Virginia levied a'y tax of $30 a year on each tub and Boston passed a municipal ordinance making bathing in a bathtub unlawful except | when advised by a doctor. Some of the foods you eat daily found their way to the average table only after a hard struggle.:- Parmentier, to introduce potatoes, had to resort to getting the society folks of his day to eat them at banquets. The apes copied them. | - Seneca, fighting waterworks and heating systems when they were introduced into Rome, orated: ‘Believe me, that was a happy age before the days of architects, before the days of builders.” Seneca would have had a stroke if-he could have seen the Woolwroth building. elk | Thomas Creevey, fighting in the English parliament in 2825 against the bill for the construction of the first rail-| foad, denounced its backer as insane. He raged at “the loco-' motive monster, navigated by a tail of smoke and sulphur | ming through every man’s grounds between Manchester; fa Liverpool.” ¥ Clear-cut. cases of neophobia—mental derangement that fauses an aversion to anything new. On the other hand is other type of mental unbalance, not quite as clearly de. ined —a craze for perpetual experimentation, :a chronic aversion to anything old. * The Scientific Monthly puts this cracker on its discussion: ‘Neophobia in the material world is now practically non- sxistent. Neophobia in ‘the domain of ideas is as virulent ai the Middle Ages.” aoa \ ‘this queer village, as the Choo-Choo Express began to slow up for another station in Choo- Choo Land, te: m have exchanged their birthrights for mess of pottage and women have ed their honor against the pro- stations of men they loved and in ost cases they have lost the game. Men play their health against love off and Death Sometimes usually divide I think, Syd, pot. the that in nothing mortal does is the Jacking. friend, element of chance qd sometimes I think, my that it is just thi life worth living present 1 since taken it. But if you and I could tell just whut the outcome of the game we are playing cach day would be, we would find life very stale and un- profitable, for we would indeed be brothers of the ox, There would be o fillip, no thrill in existence at all. It-is this constant hope that the next, turn of, the cards wilh deal us. a good hand that keeps us interested in the game and when this eager interest in the turn of Life's cards dies, 1m sure we are dead though we may think that we live, Don't think I'm writing you all this Syd, in any way to mitigate the bawling 6ut which I know you are going to give me. I'm sorry, sorry, for_all my past, for the ghost of it is walking these days. T think I am also a bit jealous of Leslie's homefolks and ti She seemed so cager to get away. She has been meping around a lot lately, but since it is settled that she goes to New York tomorrow night she has been a different kind of a girl, almost like the one I married and certainly the one woman who satis-) fies all that my mind, my soul and ;my body ctive. She is a real and loya) friend anq when she clasps my ‘hand it is in closest comrade- ship. Yet she has the ability to set my blood tingling to Love's sweet- est measure. 2 Yes, Syd, I am still in love: with chance that makes Ithough just at y wish I had not “t's calleg Number Town,” aia /f fame or financial success and Mister Punch, the conductor man. this is where the numbers live.” So the Twins hurried te get off , the little train and see the sights of | “How do you do, may we button | yout shoe?” asked two polite voice: | Nancy. and Nick were astonished | to see a large number one and num- | ber two with shoe-buttoners stand- ing near. i “Oh, no, thank you,” said Nanc graciously. “We have on magic shoes or we shouldf’t be here at all.” “Well, we just thought we'd ask!” said the numbers. “That's our business. No doubt you've heard of We're called One, Two, Button- We're in a Mother Goose rhyme.” “Will you please step this way?” asked another voice, “right through | this doorway, so we may shut the door after you?” And a large, fat number three bowed as low as his fat tummy would let him, “You see we are Three-Four, the Shut-the-Door Twins,” said Mister Four, his partner. “We can't bend over_like Five and-Six, who Pick-Up- Sticks. We’ra in the rhyme, too. No doubt you've heard of us.” “Yes, indeed we have,” answered Nancy. Nancy ang Nick went through the doorway and found themselves near | a woodpile. Two numbers, five and six, were picking up sticks like good | fellows. . Suddenly the six stood on ‘h head. “I’m tired!” he said, “I'm going to pretend I’m a nine for a while and get a rest.” “He does that often,” complainea Mister Five. “I can’t pretend I am anvthing, and have to work awav.” Seven and Eight were laying the | sticks straight. But Nancy and Nick hadn’t time to gee what the ether numbers were doing. They had to’ go back to the train and go on to the next mace in Choo-Choo Land, (Th Be Cottinved. (Copyright, 1923, ‘NEA Service, Inc.) EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO YES, 5 WANT SOMETHING, Bur & Dent WANT TO CARRY ON NGGoTI“TIONS BY RADIO Wits A LAZY SALSSITAN (NW MWS REAR OW THe STORES tinny That is why I hope you will satisfy in some way the claims that Paula thinks she has on me. JACK. “Miss thel Haight returned Satur- day from a three month's trip along the Pacific coast and states of Arkansas and Louisana. Mrs. R. A. Young returned Sa day from Hettinger, where she sp@at the past three weeks visiting the ‘ome of her paren Mrs, Jack Kidq and sister, Miss Ovedia Underland, returned Satur- day from Hettinger, where she vis- iteq her parents. A “shower” was given in honor of | J. A. Murphy, a bridegroom of next Wednesday morning, by a group of his friends last evening. The “fel- lows” were working on the theory that the girl in the case always gets all the attention? Mrs, C, M. Cunningham, who spent the week-end in the city at the home of her father, August Timmerman, returned to her home at Almont yes- terday. Harlan Center arrived Saturday from Waterloo, Ia., to spend a two weeks’ vacation with friends and rel- atives. Miss Harriet Center, accom- panied by Mrs. Greely Thompson, met her brother in Minneapolis Wed- Harold Lawrence returned Satur- day from Madison, Wis., where he has been attending the University of Wisconsin, Marshall Howard of Sherburn, is a guest at the home of Dr. . Lloyd Erickson. Mrs. B. M, Regan left Saturday evening for the Twin Cities for a visit with relatives. She wilt leave later for Webster, Wis., to spend a few weeks at the home of her aunt, Mrs. R, C. Shoemaker. A warrant charging Don Froelich, a resident of Richardton, with grand larceny, was issued yesterday by complaint of Joe Rippel of Huff, who charges that Froelich made off with a Ford runabout belonging to him. A fall of thirty feet down an ele- vator shaft only accelerated’ the speed which Peter Faeth, 15, bot- tlewasher, at the Mandan Beverage company, ran home after taking the tumble down the .shaft Saturday. H. H, Williams, manager, had to fol- low the boy to agcertain if he were injured. Peter was working in the storage room of the plant when he stepped into the open elevator shaft and fell to the basement, two stories distance, Miss Thelma Wagner, dayghter of Mr. and Mrs. Peter Wagner, has ;yone to Jamestown to take » course in the summer schoo] at Jamestown college. While in Jamestown she will make her home with her aunt, Mrs. George Haines, Wiltiam Gilg and Frank Homan were speakers at the regular Tues- day noonday luncheon of the Kiwanis club, A Thought ? Although affliction cometh not forth of the dust, neither doth trou- ble spring out of the ground; yet man is born unto trouble as the sparks fly upward.—Job 5:6, 7. In adverse hours, the friendship of the good shines most; each prospet- ous day commands its friends.— Euripides. “Fly Around World”—a headline. Wish all the flies were. ny ’ | MANDAN NEWS | State's Attorney L. H. Connolly on } TUESDAY, JUNE 19, 1928 BEGIN HERE TODAY Calvin Gray and Colonel Henry {Nelson of Dallas are enemies, Gray 'is in love with Barbara Parker and { elson tells her father, Tom Parker, {that Gray ‘has been dishonorably | discharged from the army. Gray and this friend, Gus Briskow, buy the {controlling interest in id n't bank, They attend a directors’ |mecting and Gray declares that he |was dishonorably discharged from the army because of Nelson’s treach- ery and that Nelson, having been j found out, was himself discharged. y brings Bud Sriskow, son of | Gus, to Dallas and introduces him jto Barbara Parker. plans to jmake Henry Nelson admit his | treachery, 4 | | NOW N WITH STORY Henry Nelson entered the bank with his head up, with a contemptu- ous smile upon his lips and an casy confidence in his bearing. His nand was outstretched toward the knob [of Rriskow's door, when the one ad- iSoining opened and, from the office he himself had so long occupied Calvin Gray spoke to him, “Please step in here, Colonel.” stiffly, reluctantly, as if impelled by some force outside of himself, Nelson stepped within, but he ig- nored the chair that was proficred him. “Come! I've no time to waste.” “You will soon have ample ti if not to waste, at least to 1 tate” “What do you mean by The query came sharpl “I’ve had an examin: bank's books readily unde sent for you,” “Why—no, I | “I wondered how you and your father got the money to keep going so long, for I discovered you were in a bad way even before I turned up. It is no longer a mystery. When you and he, as directors of the Se- that?" don't—" curity .National, lent — yourselves money, as individuals, you must inane ealized that you were—well, arranging leisure for yourself in which to meditate upon the strin- gency of the banking laws—" “Nonsense! That’s n-nothing— nothing serious.” Nelson’s ruddy color had slowly vanished; with un- certain hand he reached for .the nearest chair, and upon it he leaned as he continued, jerkily: “Irregular, Ine "ll admit it was irregular, jbut—-there's nothing wrong— Oh, jyou’ll make it look as bad as pos- sible, under: how, I dare say! But you and the circumstance ather is getting it straighten- ed out; all he needs is time, We'll be wble to handle it, all right, We're good, you know, perfectly good—” “You're | broke! Iiverybody else knows it, if you don’t. ‘Irregular’ Ha! There's 2 choice of words!" The speaker laughed silently. “It is an Virregularity, that carries with it 'free board and lodging at the state’s expense.” | An incoherent protest issued from don’t . Any- Nelson's throat. When next he managed to make himself audible, his words were such as really to amaze his hearer. “I he cried, in a panie-stricken voice. “It was father's idea! You had us crowded—there was no other way. I warned him—” “Wait a minute! You blame it on him?” Gray's inquiry was harsh, in- credulou After a momentary pause his lips moved, but for once he stammered, his ready tongue re- fused its duty. He exploded, final- ly, with an oath; he jerked open a drawer in his desk. From his poc- ket he removed his revolver, flung it inside, then jammed the drawer back into place with a crash. “You— rat!” he exclaimed. He turned his back upon Henry Nelson and made a circuit of the little room, “It's a thing you and I can easily fix up,” the latter feebly insisted. “Now that personal matter of yours ~Perhaps I could help you reopen it somehow, clear it up.” “Ah! Indeed!” ‘ “Give and take, I say. I'm will- ing to do anything I can, if-—" didn’t do it,” aan yan SETA EP ENO ‘my “You'll do that, anyhow,” Gray replied, in a voice that grated. He flung himself into his desk chair and, seizing pen “and paper, he be- gan to write rapidly, shakily.- “I want to see what I’m signing,” Nelson warned. A grow! was his answer, For an interminable time the only sound in the office was the scratch- ing of that pen. When at last it came to an end, Gray rose, thrust the loose sheets into Nelson’s hand, then, indicating the vacant chair, sai “Sign that!” : The wretched recipient of this curt. command read the lines care- fully. He read them twice, thrice, for his mind no longer functioned clearly. He raised a sick face, final. ly, and shook his head. : “Wouldn't queried, “Listen, you” Gray's body was shaking, his words were uneven. “I'm sorry for Bell, but-not for you. I'l never forget nor forgive what you did to me. Nothing can undo that.’ Disgrace clings to a man. You're going to get yours, now, and you can’t squirm out of it, or lie out of it, no matter how you try, for I shan’t let you, You're ruined, I be a fool?” he | discredited, blown up, but—I don’t think I want to send you to the penitentiar: I'd rather see you walking thp streets with dandruff on your collar. I’d rather keep you to look at,’ Anyhow, you'll haye to sign that.” “If you'll guarantee to keep this bank matter quiet—if you'll protect me, I'll sign. We ‘can do it.” + Inflexibly Gray asserted: “Pm going to turn you over, whether or Otherwise, you can go}, *|to hell. We'll beat it out, somehow. no. But I'll help Bell get the money to repay those loans, He'll proba- bly manage to save himself and— save you, too.” Like-a man fighting some hyp- notic influence stronger than his will, Henry took up the pen and signed his name waveringly. ‘The next moment Gray smote the door to Briskow’s office a heavy blow and, as it flew open, he barked: “Come in here! All three of you!” He stood aside as Gus, Ben- nett Swope, and Senator Lowe en- tered. “Yonder is a _ statement which I want you.to read and wit- When you've done that, I'ng to tell you why Henry Nel it. The rest will be up ness. going son signed to you.” It was midafternoon. Swope and Lowe had left the bank, Briskow drew a deep breath and said, with genuine relicf: “I'm glad that over. We can handle the debt by tween us, an,’ after all, Old Bell's pretty good citizen. As for Henry, I s'pose he'll wriggle out of somehow. I dunno as Td of be so easy on him if I'd been in your place “Pl tell you why T was easy on him,” Gray confessed. “I’m - tired of fighting; I'm worn out. I've won my point, and he'll carry the sort of load T've been carrying, But there is this difference: for him there will be no vindication at the end.” Taking from his pocket on's tement, he stared ot then lowly his face lightened, “D'you know why J felt this thing so keenly? Why I fought so long? Of course you don't, for I've held out on you. Fact! [ve held out on partner—had a sceret for him. Now then, steel yourself for a sur- prise. I'm suffering from ‘Buddy’ complaint, only ten times aggravat- ed!” ri it, “What?” Briskow stared up Mit the animated countenance above him. “You thinkin’ about gettin’ married?” oe “I'm thinking about nothing else. That’s what ails me. Why, Gus, you've no idea what a_ perfectly charming person I can be when eyhenlicanjbekwdeatiar\sinhousie I was too old and too b e ever to become seriously interested in a woman, xbove all in a girl, but-—Do you remember when Ma and Allie came to Dallas that first time? omething happened about then to upset all my ideas.” Briskow’s sun-parchcd face slow- ly lightened, his bright, inquisitive eyes grew bluer, brighter, m+ mighty glad! I allus hoped He tried to finish his sentence, then shook his head and murmured, huskily, “Mighty clad!” Here wa which he a marvel, a miracle, for had never dared e hope, He thought of Allie and a lump came into his throat. She had reached the stars. His girl! She would be mighty glad, too was speaking, and in his a new, vibrant quality, ‘ow you'll know why new vigor, this is the biggest day of my life; why I thought those men would never go. I'm shaking all over, Gus, You'll have to run the bank for awhile; I'm too young and irre- sponsible, I'm going out to buy a hoop and a jumping rope and a pair of roller skates.” When he beheld the familiar painted sign, “Tom and Bob Parker. Real Estate and Insurance,” he paused. The mere sight of the little wooden building, the name, —ghve him an odd shortness of breath, ~ It was weeks since he had been here. It was a disappointment to find the office empty, except for the father himeelf, but Gray began: with 4 rush, “Well, I told you I'd clear myself, and--here I am, walking, on air.” “You did news.” “We had a show-down at the bank. Henry Nelson and I locked horns and—But here! Read what he sign- ed. That cleans the slate. He'll do anything further that may be ne- it, eh? That's good cessary, officially, Where's ‘Bob’?” “They're fishin’ for a bit in one of your Avenger wells. She's out there.” “So? I'd forgotten.” “Did you see—? Did Buddy have a talk with you? Today, I mean?” i) “Buddy? Oh, Buddy Briskow! T saw him for a moment only. She'll be, back soon, I dare say?” Tom Parker stirred; it was a mo- ment before he spoke, then it was with apparent irrelevance that he said: “I'm sorry you and he didn't have a good talk. ‘Bob’ asked him to see you—sent him there a-pur- pose.” The sight of Gray’s smiling, cager, uncomprehending face cays- ed the old man’s steady gaze to waver, He cleared his throat. “Bud- dy’s a fine boy.” (Continued in Our Next Issue) BUTCHERS’ BOYS SCHOOL. London, June 19.—Butchers’ av& prentices are getting two afternoons off a weck to attend the continua- tion schoo] at Battersea under ihe guidance of Leonard Bell, principal. They get their education in corms oi beef, mutton, eggs and other kno commodities. 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