The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, June 12, 1923, Page 4

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All| right: i Before us is a copy of a matrimonial paper in which thou- | sands of lonesome souls advertise for mates. While aware that beautiful women are as numerous in America as flakes | in a snowstorm, we had no idea that there are so many | super-beauties, until we began reading the lady-advertisers’ | descriptions of themselves. Here’s a typical ad: Greenville, Tenn.— Am liberal minded, and men tell me I’m a wonderful pal, am sweet and womanly, | love the outdoors, am a beautiful girl, attractively | dressed at all times, age 22, 5 feet 6 inches, 120 | pounds, dark-blue eyes, dark hair, fair complexion, j superbly formed, stenographer, Christian, American, { | wish to hear from men of education and refinement, with matrimony in view. a Another modest young lady advertisés : Indianapolis, Ind—Everyone seems to enjoy being in my company and am told I’m very good looking; | was wealthy, but met with reverses so now have only ‘a myself; am well educated, a nurse by profession, age i 30, height 5-7, weight. 120, brown hair, hazel eyes, fair complexion, slender form; splendid personality ; American, If I meet the right man, would marry. Some of the ladies who advertise for husbands print their pictures, shrewdly realizing that “seeing’s believing.” Striking an average, the advertisers seem convinced that the womanly qualities appealing most to a man are these: Beautiful face. Attractive figure. Clean character record. Educated and experienced enough not to_be a dumbbell. Good pal, not a nag, willing to let husband retain some of his bachelor freedom. It is characteristic of the young generation that ability to cook, sew and otherwise keep house are considered second- ary by the advertisers. . Among the advertisers who have had experience in the “Yove lottery—widows—the word “jolly” seems to be consid- ered as much as lure as “beauty.” Incidentally, these experi- | enced ones are almost unanimous in demanding that appli-| cants be “sober and industrious.” .#.:How about the woman of advanced years? What can ‘she offer that is alluring? Alas,'a perusal of the ads indi- cates they never get so old but what they believe they still) are beauties. An old lady of 72, craving a mate, writes: San Diego, Calif. — At my age, could not marry a man without means. Own my own home and do all my housework, have one son with me at present; am 4° a widow, age 72, height 5-8, weight 175, hair is silvery white, good looking; pleasant and jolly disposition. Have $7000. Will exchange photos. You'll note she has a dowry. At least half of the adver- tisers hold forth similar lures, usually with the string that} they will “inherit.” The dowry, you know, is an ancient lure, most men wanting to get by without working. DIAMONDS Riding a mule across a plowed field in Arkansas, farmer John Huddleston noticed something bright shining in the sunlight. Shortly after, he sold his 40-acré-fiarm for $36,000. For the bright stone he picked up was.a diarnond: | A government bulletin tells us that, since then,.6000 #diamonds have been mined in Arkansas. Diamonds have also been found in other states. Some were of nearby volcanic #erigin, but most of them were. brought down from Canada “ by glaciers. One of these days a prospector will discover the. “mother lode” in the Far North.” There’ll be some ex- citement then, unless scientists by that time will be making’ diamonds cheaply in the laboratory, a. they probably will. = ‘ FARMERS; | We are far from being balanced evenly in our system of * economics. The New York Hered figures that a plasterer in New York City for eight hour’ work gets as much money as the farmer has been averaging for 762 eggs. 3 The intelligent plasterer wi’ tell you that it’s not a mat- > ter of him getting too much but of the farmer not getting enough. Too many middlemen upset the economic balance. Solution of a great many of our pocketbook problems is in ; finding a shortcut between farmer and consumer. Like look- * ing for needle in haystack. | three pounds each to pay a painter for one day’s work in New York City. It figures on the basis of what the farmer, who raises the checkens, receives. The joker becomes appar- ens with his day’s wage. A money system, based on ex- change of units of commodities instead of gold, might be} fairer for most of us. 2 FRIENDLY = __ The world is not as friendly as it used to be, laments Mrs. 2 Charlotte Bennett, 99, Michigan pioneer. She blames “com- mercialized life. ; Causes often produce effects the ‘direct opposite df what you ‘expect. The closer people congregate, the more isolated | they become. However, people are as friendly as ever. It’s: ‘simply harder to get acquainted. “Better be the big frog in , than small frog in, a lake. _ i Ey E {JOKER jask the brown flannel monkey with | New York Herald says it takes 23 chickens weighing !the long tail?” | Joan, Shut your mouth and open your | eyes. Now that’s the way for a girl to catch a June grom, —— These fool flies wouldn't be so bad if they had sense enough to eat and go on back home. —= Our idea of a fine job these days would be sitting on a cake of ice waiting for it to melt. You never can tell when we will | have a flood. Let the children learn | to swim this summer, | People going on picnics’ to forget | everything usually forget even the | sult for the eggs. Find a bridge. Jump off and break j4 leg. A very effective method of staying single this June. i eras | Chairs lust longer if tacks are | pla | i d upright in the seat. ing may stay still, ana | 4 ways toward landing d, A porch still go a lo nu prospective hus! Washing the hands tects the skin wonderf n gloves pro- ully. The honeymoon ends when the | furniture store collector begins, Pitching horseshoes would be « [nice game if chewing tobaceo wasn + such a bad hs We took this land away from the Indians. Eskimos beter not start anything these hot days. A common dog is the safest waten |dog. Get a valuable dog and bur glus may steal him, ' To keep a new table, phonograph no looking nice, maxe tie fam ily wear rubber heels. Save old electric light globes. Very valuable for searing stray cats at | night _ { Our expert opinion is that the man who calls sweat perspiration doesn't know much about it. Faint heart never won fair lady, | but faint light has won fair lady many a faint heart. Men are not always superior to | animals. A horse can switch his tail to keep the flies off. Get sent to jail for 30 days. ‘Then | you will escape marrying during the ; i nus June days, Many homes have been broken up by men wanting to sit on the front porch in their bare feet. Climb a flag pole and don't come | down until July, This is a simple way of staying single. Every summer, when it gets hot, we decide we want to grow up and be an ice cream maker. Our idea of fun would be being one of these mammals frozen in the ice ten million yea = ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS Puff! Puff! Puff! The Choo-Choo Express came to another station in Choo-Choo Land | nd stopped i ‘All out for Zoo Town,” called! Mister Punch, the conductor man, | Zoo Town!” Nancy | “There isn’t a bit of use of us get- ting out, for I’m sure that Ruby repeated | Joan, my lost rag doll wouldn't come| score of twenty-four. here. She’s been dreadfully afraid) ; of animals ever since the day Fido , 23, 23, 22 got her and shook her until her! cotton all came out. She's never! heen the same since. Hl “Oh, but there are no animals inj Zoo Town,” said Mister Punch. | hese are nice quiet toy animals. | nthe tigers and lions are as tame as woolly lambs.” “Oh, that’s ” said Nancy. “Come, Nick, le! urry and ask! everybody if they have seen her. Poor, dear Ruby Joan! I'm ‘afraid | she'll be crying her shoe-button eyes Sunday. | out if we don’t find her soon.” So they hurried away. | The first person they met was aj rocking-horse. “Did you see Ruby Joan, my rag doll?” asked Nancy, , “No, I didn't,” whinned the horse, | rocking away down the street, “Did you see Ruby Joan?” Nancy | asked, turning to a shiny bleck leather Puss-in-boots who wore a{ handsome red cloth coat with a gor- | geous white neck ruff. | "Sorry, Mistress Nancy, but I| haven't seen a sign of her,” replied Puss with:a stately bow. “Did you “No, but we will,” said Nancy. But Jocko knew nothing either, or the Teddy Bear, or the Moo Cow, fs au v1 Di or Radio Rex, the dog that jumped | ent when the painter goes out and tries to buy his 28 chick-| out of his house when you called | him. ; The Twins had to’go:back to the! station and get on Mister Toot’s train again without finding Ruby (To Be Continued) eS DR. M. E. BOLTON Osteopathic Physician 119% 4th St Telephone 240) Bismarck, N D | ) playing about tne home Saturday | for Washington, D. C., j attended the big national Shrine ‘\tands. ‘They will be away for about | son, Donald, left Sunday morning py ;4 Ford, will be recovered us a re- | MANDAN NEWS | Mr, and Mrs. Joseph Kottsick of south of the city are parents of a daughter born yesterday. Maxine, four-year old daughter of Mr. ung Mrs. Harry Cohee of Solen, suffered a badly fractured arm while ‘The arm was broken a few inches from the shoulder, Miss Blanche Scharff of Glen U!- lin returned to her home Sunday at- ter visiting at the home of her aunt and ynele, Mr, and Mrs, Max Hunke. Mr. ang Mrs. J. cP, Pelcher, former residents of Mandan, who have been guests of Mrs G. H, Bingenheimer and had spent two days here™ vis- iting with old time friends left Sun day for their home at Taylorsville, Il,” They had-st4pped off while en route home from a visit with daugh- ters in Idaho, August Timmerman and daughter, Mary, who left about ten days ago where they ceremonial, have joined a party which will leave New York shortly by steamer for Panama, Honolulu, nda various cities of the Hawaiian Is- three months, Mr.and Mrs. J. L. Maitland’ and auto for Minneapois where they will spend two weeks. It is thought that the body of Michael Fogarty, Fort Rice man, who was drowned last March when the ice gave way as he and another man were crossing the Missouri river in sult of the fact that a reward of $50 has been offered for its recovery; In the shoot of the Mandan gun club Sunday, John Rovig made a The best scores were as follows: Hanley, 21, Sullivan, 20, 22, 18; Skjod 16 19, 22; Rovig, 24 15 20, Sommer- field 13; Heinshon, 17. James Hanley Jr., returned home | Sunday from Faribau.t, Minn., where he has been attending Shattuck academy, Miss Josephine Hanley re- turned Friday from St, Mary's col- lege in the ame city. Mr. and Mrs. Jacob F. Berger a the city are parents of a son born Attorney and Mrs. C. D. Cooley left Sunday for’ Sioux Falls, S. D., where they. will spend several weeks visiting with ‘relatives of the former. E. A, Ketter, secretary of the Man- an Commercial club left Sunday night for Grand Forks where he will be united in marriage June 14 to Miss Mary CcClernan. Mrs. A. H. Klein and daughter, Catherine, of Bozenian, Mont., ar- rived if Mandan Saturday evening to spend about, a week here with Mrs. Klein's sister, Mrs. H. W, Mid- daugh. a, oe. THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE BI HE SECRET DRAWER PRESCOTT, CARE husband. 1 am going to deposit this. letter] ] swore from Sally Atherton im, this Tittle st- cret-drawer and when Tam inclined my lot is Wt to thin find little it out and read it. comes into their lives Sally? of them will wot the little nagging pin-pricks of life ais I do. Most of us rebe¥ daity little enero: shining gold of forébearance. Love s you know d little Marqu never partners in the|me all the evening. true sense of the word and most youn people are surprised] New York as-it means I'll and shocked whe Tam going t off and moth back with ginning of their m should \that knit their affections so closely together? | \ I don’t believe 1 shall need that explanation so | much Tals ‘ments little should be gilded b: ‘e nd'when 1] this, you rebelling against’ my'if Itead y down’ that was when it alamity sbell nd rret” ubout} love impulse. selves if neces siness of living: 1 upon| thing, however, wife und “their love. eve martyrdoms. love with the] He has find that busine: pure and money and he morrow to see Alice ind dad are coming a mendicant, to make mother ex- said in her last let- rrieg at the ‘be- ed ‘lives? Why T\ would have, had I not received Sally’s let- ter. Sometimes I almost findy it in my h t te envy Sally. She’ has} growing. EVERETT TRUE — Wwexr PROGRAM WiLL BE Bepetime STORY — made herself so indispensable to her I do not know what I would do if placed in a similar position.| change, a little rearsangenent, i, Nou probably will not understand ‘could be made\attractive.even-to onc little Marquise,” for,'of elegant tastes. . Those changes, of iright, you were /Cour’e, Gray determined to make. ree bit of thistle- | the to get some stuff for Ma,” the father s, 1 am going to take] nlways.just a care. : : content to be secret sweetheart of a king. Today, .my dear, no woman wants just as brave-|to be dependent on any man’s whim little an’ a .rockin’ chair an’ Ma’si ve'that most}even though he thinks the whim a! daughters something stable by which they will be able to support them- a Mother will have to tell me some- She will have to tell me how I can make myself a greater help to Jack. seemed so tired lately. He has not wanted to leave the house at night and has hardly spoken to 1 hate to tell him I am going to ask him for more money. a beggar as he told me it was gave me that little ten dollars with the lordly ges- ture of a prince bestowing aims on x. Dad has got to give me 4 thou- nd dollars for Sally. for he always liked her and I believe that her letter has done his daughter more than that much good. King of Norway is one of the best orasmen in his realm. United States is using four times I am sure he ay much timber annually as it is _ BY CONDO NUMGER or OR | A Thought a— He was wounded for our trans- gressions, he was bruised for our in- iquities the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed.—Isa. 53.5, + The severest punishment suffered by a sensitive mind, for injury in- flicted upon another, is the con- sciousness of having done it.—Hosea Ballou. ‘On, the average every. man,. wo- Man and, child in Great Britain Bays a Nttle more than $10 a year |: in taxation. TUESDAY, JUNE 12, 1923 VARnED Ry aneameshneT Were , BEGIN HERE/TODAY | first greeting was over he led her to | Calvin Gray is the enemy of (o!-, her lounge and insisted upon making onel Henry Nelgon, a banker. )Gus her ‘comfortable. He ha® tricks Briskow strikes oil and meets Gray,, with cushions and pillows, so he de- ; Who proves a friend in need to the! clared; they become his obedient Briskow, family. Ag%ie, the daughter,| servants, and there was a knagk in falls in. love with Gray, but he loves| arranging them—the same Pract | Barbara Parker. Bud Briskow, son|that a robin uses in building its jof Gus, falls into the hands of an| nest. This he demonstrated quite jadventuress from whom Gray res-| conclusively. |cues him. Briskow buvs a beautiful! Jt was nice to have a great, mas- ;home and Gray visits him there terful man like this take charge of | Gray hires Mallow and two associat- one, and Ma sighed gratefully as phe jes to keep close wateh of Nelson's jay back, “It does kinda feel like a | activities in the oil fields, Gray tells) bird's nest,” she declared. “And you the president of the largest bank in| Kinda look like a robin, too; you're Dallas of his hate for Nelson. allus dressed so neat.” ; NOW GO ON WITH STORY “Exactly,” he ehuckled. “Robins “We got a slave that tends the| are the very neatest dressers of all Goor, but I ain't got gentled up to| the birds. ut look! Like a real bells an’ things yet. Allie’s away] Tobin, I've brought spring with me.” an’ Ma’s layin’ down, so—” He opened a huge box of long- a isn’t ill, I hope?” stemmed ro: and held their cool, -no, Just ailin’.” dewy buds against Mrs. Briskow’s “You were in luck to find a house| Withered face, then, laughing and in such a smart neighborhood Gus.| Chatting he arranged them in vages Now show me sround quickly, for| Where she could see them. Next'he I'm dying to see it.” dizw down the shades, shutting out “Lord; I'm dyin’ 10 show it to’ the'dreary afternoon, after which he somebody! You're the first one that's lit the gas log, and soon the room, dropped in an’ we been here ‘most Whether by reason of his glowing ‘two weeks. Say, you'll stay an’ eat Personality or his deft rearrange supper, won't you?” ment of its contents, or both he- | “Of course 1 will, and breakfast, Came & warm and cheerful place, |too, if you can thke care of me. | He had brought” other gifts than “Pshaw! Didn't we take keer of Hewers, too; thoughtful, expensive you whe u come to the ranch? things that fairly took Ma's breath. We got th No one had even given her presents; | une LB ig to be remembered, therefore, with tger house if they'd of let me, but”. Useless delightful little luxuries large enough. Anything filled her gentle soul with a guilty ‘more would merely add to sown ae wipes But these were not gifts in the pee ; ay.[ ordinary scnse; they were offerings aats Sean ee oe Ural tropliithe Duke of Dallas and_ his | “Beautiful!” Gray exclaimed, In- A Da a ee ed wardly he groaned, for, although the) *Y¢™Y er Vani he cine jexpensive, almost ostentatious, they jie Wary nate ae ais a { k of taste both in character an i e jin arrangement. Here and there’ | 4!!8 esr the or eee malnatee |weré color combinations so _atro-; ‘Myguured them. ; jcious that they positi¢ely hurt the! , Ma Neat oy ache asaredy 2d caller. On the whole, however, the) ¢sPecte’ to have a bite in heryawn | place looked better than he hud cx-| 700M} but her caller was so vigorous | pected, and such indications of har-| see pecniectians oene Pan that mony and restraint as he detected, <f,.. Muly agreed to come down. he attributed to Allie. It was a nice} dike itbimew. tebvenwinvwas nos | enouah Rowers onal with| in, Suttle vevuaniosd ne ybtiand iirate nay natural that it should function im- perfectly; nevertheless, Gray was annoyed at the clumsy manner in which the*dinner was’ served, “See here, Ma!” Gray threw down t some or Ma, ner his napkin. “You have a beautiful explained injidua\itlme: "Some DiteH ising laud youlwaut it te bet eaitect ers of her an’ Buddy when they was! don't’ you?” D “Why, of course. We some other everything we could buy—" “Everything except. skillful s)rv- nts, and they are hard to find, You “Allie's gone out to the old farm, favorite bedspread, an’ ene things she likes.” Gray remembered the portraits 9, [executed by a Sto Louis “enlarge-|are ‘capable ini y frames and. were protected fiom sweep and make beds; but the test ravaging flies by mosquito netting. of a well-ruh house is a well-cerrad He hoped that Ma would not hang meal, Now then you’re not eatin: them in the hall or the living-room.|a bite, anyhow, and Gus won't ie And that rocker, for which she’ waiting awhile for his dinner. With yearned, was probably the one with your permission , I'd like to take the creaking coiled springs—the one things in hand and add a hundred jthat had leaped after him and percent to your future comfort?” [elashed its jaws like an alligator. | In some bewilderment Ma agreed “Ey the way, how does Buddy, that she would do anything her like the new home?” the latter in- guest suggested, whereupon he rose energetically and called the three | quired. “He ain't seen it yet. Says ne’s démestics into the dining room. “We are going to start this dinner too busy to leave the job. What done to that ,boy, anyhow” | al Ba 0 1 over again,” he announced;“and “I'm making a real man out of; we are going to begin by swApping |him-—and an oil man, too. He knew, places. I am going to serve tas a how to dress tools when I got him, dinner should be served, and you are {but he’s a pretty good driller now.| going to eat it as— Well, I dare say Before long he'll be able to take! nature will have to take its course. charge of your property and run it) Mr, and Mrs. Briskow are going to jon practical lines. look on. After we have finished you “Tell me, Gus, how much money] are going to serve us exactly as I have you got?” served you.” “I dunno. Figgers over a thou-| Naturally, this Proposition cee sand dollars don’t mean much to the “hel: in fact, its absurdity me convulsed them. The man laughed Gray searched, the speaker's face] loudly; the cook buried her ebony with a’speculative gaze, “It's most-| face in her apron; the second girl ly liquid I presume.” There was aj bent double with mirth. But the pause. “I meap it’s in cash or the} gentleman was not joking. On the equivalent 2” contrary, he brought this levity to “Oh, sure! These bonds an’ stocks] an abrupt end, then, gravely, cere- an’, things—” Briskow shook his] moniously, he seated the trio, head disapprovingly. “Land ain’t any| Gray played butler with a correct- too safe, either. It’s rainin’ now,| ness and a poise deeply impressive an’ it'll keep on rainin’ till the farm-| to his round-eyed audience. ers is all drowned out. Next year] It was an uncomfortable expdi- itl be droughty an’ fry ‘em to al ence for all except Gray himself—he crisp. No I'm skeered of land. I'm actually enjoyed it—and when the skeered of everything!” This last! last dish had been removed, and he was said plaintively. had given instructions to serve the “You're the only man I ever meal over again exactly as he had knowed that I'd .bank my life on.’ served it, the three negroes were An’ you're smart. You wouldn’t! glad to obey. take Buddy, but mebbe you'd kinda] “You see what a meddlesome busy- —take mes jake all of us. I tell) body I am,” the guest laughed. “I you I'm skeeered!” don’t know how to mind my own “Just how much cgnfidence do IJ business, and the {inspire in you?” Gray’s expression| most of all is {was peculiar, for amazement, doubt,| ple’s affairs.” He was still talking, eagerness were equally blended. still lecturing his hearers upon the “This much: I'd turn the hull] obligations prosperity had put upon works over to you, if you’d look out| them, when he Was: summoned to for .us.” the telephone by long-distance call. For quite a while the caller sat|He returned in some agitation to with head bowed; with his gaze fixed | announce: ‘Well, at last I have upon the flames; when he looked up|néss of my own to attend.” his face was red, his eyes were} (Continued in Our Next Issue) brighter than. usual. ‘ | “You don't know how much I'd \ like to say yes, but I fought Buddy| DANGER IN STUBBORN COUG: L to preveiit him: from making a mis-|_ Stubborn coughs that hang onfare také, and-I sh’an’t allow'you-to make |Uable to lead to serious complica- is loney and Tar. “‘! nee re ror have not coughed since taking Foley's “Twill, if Lean.” loney and Tan Other Medicines I “Mebbe that’s” énough. Anyhow, | jee, 4 not help me,” writes John ? J. Healy, Vl sleép better tonight for seein’ | ro) tienen Rateelaee ekeun, you." os aie asthma, bronchiti ° “E think T’hear Ma stirring,” s0id| Foley's Honey tee one hay fever:use one luxury I enjoy regulating other peo- sie 6 Th gest: Gray, as he ‘rose. “I brought her a|selling cough medicine in the Wola. few little presents, and I'd like to}Contains no opiates—ingredients take them, up ‘to her.” As he left] printed on carton. ;, #ame queer * ee ae “Bee theless, he ———————————————— moved slowl§,, like a inan. tired. ay CF sD. eee hs \ CHAPTER : XXV. ‘A Lesson in. Deportment, Coal may be loaded ‘at any time. NOW. ” Gray was shocked at the change in :Ma Briskow. She had failed surpris- Cc. H. BERGER, ji Coal Mine. & Baldwin |. .D. ingly. Pleasure lit up her face and she fell. into a brief flutter of delight at seeing him; but as soon as their Serve