The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 31, 1923, Page 4

PAGE FOUR EHE BISMARCK TRIBUNE| Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class ‘ Matter. BISMARCK TRIBUNE CO. - - : Foreign Representatives é G/ LOGAN PAYNE COMPA = CHICAGO - - - - - Marquette Bldg. $ PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH NEW YORK - - - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS 3. The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use or republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not other- wise credited in this paper and also the local news published herein. wit nesting sacha All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. DETROIT Kresge Bldg. nell eels besheeenndiaal MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION “SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE ___| Daily by carrier, per year........ «$7.20 Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck)..... wes 020) Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck) .... 5.00 Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota ' Ss .. 6.00 ‘THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER Oa _(Establi hed 1873) F 4 YOUR LIFE DULL? | After following the sea 46 years, in which he “sailed” | A total of 2,500,000 miles, Captain Anthony Cadogan retires. His last ocean trip was from Buenos Aires to New York. = A great sea name, Anthony Cadogan. And a wonderful career thet will be envied by nearly all of us who are @hained to a dull humdrum existence. _ Captain Cadogan h. friends in every country in the world. He crossed the equator 320 times. He has seen many startling changes in ships since he put to sea in 1877, and équally startling changes in the countries he visited. Ad- yentures many, including capture by the German raider Karlsruhe in 1916. | Captain Cadogan retires to his home near New York City. He will not find lifé ‘dull, for he will live chiefly in mem- aries. a 4 Why’ is sity that the other fellow gets the romance and | adventure of life, while’ most of us get only a monotonous | grind? A few years after Captain Cadogan made his first trip at sea on the full-rigged ship Lord Canning, a young fellow running a bicycle repair shop was tinkering with a gasoline | engine, trying to make it operate a “horseless carriage.” That young fellow was Henry Ford. 3. Recently he has been turning out finished cars at the rate of one every four seconds. ¢ The Wall Street Journal inspects Ford’s business report for the 12 months ended last Feb. 28, and figures that he made a profit of $55 on each car. | How:would you like to have every four seconds? Captain Cadogan, contemplating Ford, will agree that wn many ways Henry has the most interesting life of any landlubber. $55 dropping into your lap} | , Captain Cadogan can have his oceans, and Henry Ford ean have his » every four seconds, as far as Farren Zerbe is concerned. For Zerbe, world-famed coin expert, has the largest coin in existence. It’s 2 Swedish piece, minted in| 1730, weighs nearly seven pounds, is stamped out of copper plate 10 inches square. . What more could any man want than a collection of rare bits of metal such as this old “daler,” Zerbe probably won- ders. | Lots of interesting careers in this life, most of us reflect, even if the majority have to watch from the sidelines. SUICIDE Sixty thousand Germans a year ar This is 50 times as Jnany as before the war. It is one a year for each 1000 population. Most of the self-killers are Germans} Who have passed: 40, old enough to realize fully what their country has lost. Youth, able to fight again, is less mor- Bidly gloomy. | = The war that brought all this about originally started over whether or not Germany could have the Berlin-Bagdad Railway Buitish capitalists now own the controlling interest in that railroad’s main artery. It was written in the stars. The real 'Serlin-Bagdad highway will soon be an air route, | and that will be open to all—in time. | E Persohaltty and general attractivenes of appearance are committing suicide: RERSONAL APPEARANCE May flowers bring June weddings. | A fine way to ruin an old hat is to buy a new little unem- news for; Statistics very ployment. s is great June’ college graduates, Texas wind which carried a coun try store to town may have been one of these trade winds. oe | Some neighbors will take anything except a hint. Artificial bait may not catch fish, | but it catches fishermen, Burn spring cleaning rubbish, Do not sell it to cigar makers. They call it strawberry shorteake use it doesn't last long. Time for propheteers to predict a | small cantaloup crop What's worse one-armed man trying to tell about how big a fish got away? than a About th earth is 2 most popular person on sleepy chaperone. Many an amateur gardener grows nothing but disgusted. In out funny language, the ball team which ranks the lowest is the rankest Ball team i cet ~ rs will be plan e it rain, Pretty ‘soon f ning piciies tom About al] some of our citizens join in at churgh is the singing, | Iti for to teach everything, but yraduates shouldn't think they know everything. nice colleges A man’s aflvctions are never stolen when kept where they belong. Some of these spring nutoists think a train should take to the £. woods when it sees them When, acinan thinks he has found | a jewel he gives her one. It is al) right to hit a fly when he is down. | These one-man straw @ops the men are wearing need two men to! handle them on a windy day. \ yee | When two young people get their | heads together they are dancing. Talk may be cheap, but cheap | | (Copyright, 1923, NWA Si lee to stop selling tickets THE BISMARCK TRIB NEA sunvicn just as the e about to eat it up. The gnome they were ned of themselves, (To Be Continued.) vice, Ine.) "AT THE MOVIES | ——_—______- + \GE “Fool's When Cecil B, DeMille’s aradise” was shown at the Para- in Salt’ Lake City, vrge E. Carpenter wrote Play follow, ol's De Mille’s masterpiece opened to record business with po- lice regulating crowds. Compelled x times dur- Monday be- house continued Congratulations ing the day, Despite ing wash day our filled to the doors. to all responsible for this wonder picture.” J “Fool's Pi shows at the Eltinge on Fr nd Saturday of thingeadant this w The cast includes Con- tena ba rad Nagel,-Dorothy Dalton, Theodore Vacation is coming ang then the | Koslo!f, Mildred Harris, John David- teachers will earn enough money to }8°% 44 Catal GO teach gn ayain next year, | CAROL : All golfers may be liars, but all | spurs) chapedand) senile lincsaenc anlk all_ coming to the itol | Theatre tonight. ie And the star that will use them Fine feathers make sad birds when |; “you. Mix from William Fox's fa- the bills come in, i If necessity is the mother of in- | vention, laziness is its uncle. Wouldn't it be funny if everybody | believed everybody? Nothing makes you see things in a different light like a full moon. The world gets better. dom hear a ukulele now, “Love, and let love” the spring motto, ae ( You sel- seems to he ! &s valuable as e lent work to the woman who wants to be} Successful in the business world. This is the opinion in a} yote by 1200°Boston ‘high school boys and girls. = It doesn’t read that way in the copy books. «= Many will smile. But the real joke is that the 1200 are ‘absolutely right. If nature made, every woman a Venus, gman would haye a difficult time finding jobs. It’s in the, ‘men’s favor that Venus isn’t allowed to run loose very long. | =z ICE CREAM Sambo Jackson, great public benefactor, invented ice cream by accident about a century ago. If he had patented | dhis discovery and the patent could have run 100 years, his, heirs would be richer than Ford and Rockefeller combined. j § It is doubtful whether anyone every really “got his fill”: of Sambo’s delicious discovery. With one exception. The #xception is W. L. Barton, young farm hand. He recently ; -walked into a drugstone at London, O., and on a bet ate 23) *bundaes. z VET = Oldest active reporter in the country is Tom Hasskell, 80, *btill gathering news in Portland, Me. Tom has been a news- paper man continuously for 66 years. i. If you could talk with him, he’d tell you that people do fundamentally the same things generation after generation, hanges being in costumes, scenery and stage-props, not in ithe things accomplished. Audiences change, the plot never. a MONUMENTS u | | A monument to the pioneer miners of Colorado will be’ ilt from money provided by the will of the late Senator | muel D. Nicholson. He was one of them. Most of our monuments are to destroyers. Occasionally meone shows sound sense and, like Nicholson, wants to onor the constructors, the builders of civilization. Monu- “ments to our pioneer farmers will be erected by later and ‘is appreciative generations. és i ING IS IMPOSSIBLE . Before the Civil War, a southern planter had a favorite ‘The planter’s son andthe slave’s son are now fellow- 5] ADVENTURE OF |) THE TWINS | By Olive Barton Roberts The Ragsies decided to have a ball | in honor of Nancy and Nick. They decided to have it in meadow right near to the edge of the creek. The weather was warm and lovely and all the wild flowers | were out and the moon, too. Be- sides it had been deciced to ask everybody, not only the Brownies | and Pixies and Elves but all the out- door folk, flesh, fish and fowl, as Mister Tatters, the Ragsy man, said. The only ones ngt asked were the gnomes. They were too mean for anything and were sure to play tricks and spoil the whole business. | The meadow had a lovely carpet of | violets and all the lightning bugs promised to be there, also the glow worms, in order to look as much as | possible like Japanese lanternsfl * | Bye 'n’ bye everybody ‘began to | arrive and shake hands with Naney | and Nick and Mister Tatters. You would never have. known Mis- ter Tatters, my dears, in a borrowed | suit, much too large, and borrowed | shoes znuch too small. | But he was happy, so what else | mattered? ‘ i Mister Bunny led.the grand march | with Miss Chipmunk, and Mister Frog started otf the” quadrille with | Miss Toad. the | Everybody was happy, sey After while Trix, me Pixie, di ! some sleight of fand tricks, and | everybody liked that too. 1 ha But at once, when Mi Robin | and Miss Oriole were singing a duet, | Rag Tag, mmbers of the executive committee of the Federal Council search the news until you are blind for a better the wrought You by time, which. is man’ The shouted, “The gnomes, have’ stolen m* apd cake. There isn’t ‘Then such a scurrying -as there was! The Brownies went one way, the Raj other and the Pixies another. ) Bot Nancy a % ‘ k ety ies another, the Elves an- | and Nick caught tien | mous fold, For action, aim and ac- cur ‘Just Tony,” based on Max Brands novel, “Alcatr will su much of hi: past work, and that’s saying a saddle-bag full, is new vehicle for the stalwart, stimulating star will prove entertain- ment of the highest order. For many years it has been Mix’s most ard- sneaked off as though |, uous endeavor to feature his spright- ly steed, “Tony”, in a filmplay and Mr. Fox has finagy consented. So Tom went about his performance in front of a camera with an enthns siasm born of an inspiration for Jove of the animal which has accom- panied him through much of his life and most of his hazardous episodes on the Western plateau, Aside from its stirring incidents and absorbing detail, the story con- tains an unusual scenic background that adds charm to the narative. RIALTO “Hunting Big Game in Africa with Gun and Camera,” opened for a run of two days at the Rialto theatre last night. Tense, thrilling moments, punctuated with genuine, mirth-pro- Voking scenes, and great lessons from nature taugnt in such a way as to make everybody a willing pupil are the high points of the filn Everyone who ever ‘ read “Big Game Hunting in Africa” from the pen of our late, red-blooded Pre:- ident, Theodore Roosevelt, felt tne call of the Dark Continent and made most of us Yow to emulate him at some future time if we ever got rich enough to carry out our dreams, It is no longer necessary for we made the trip last night with H, A. Snow, the intrepid hunter and his son Sidney Snow, the photog- rapher, whose confidence in his father’s aim reminded us of William ‘Tell. A THOUGHT , ——_—_—_—_—_-—- In the day of prosperity, be joyful; but in the day of adversity consider; God also hath set the one over against the other, to the end that man should find nothing after him. —Ecel, 7:14, ‘The ways to enrich are many, and most of them ‘foul, Parsimony is one of the best, and yet is not in- nocent; for it withholdeth men from the Ragsie who had charge | Works of liberality and charity— of the refreshments, rushed in and | Bacon. I hereby announce myself for re-election as a member on the Board: of Education. and solicit your support and vote on a —- “OTT AND JOHN PRESCOT OF HIs BL OFFICE Mrs. John Aldén Prescott, The Rosemont Dear Madam: Possibly the inclosed bill for one hundred and ten dollars has’ es your attention, Will you kindly us a cheek by the tenth? Respectfully yours, | Green & Company, Grocers. Mrs. John Alden F cott, The Ro: ont, Dear Mad I find Lh ing bills to it would r to me if you would twenty dollars im- meet by thi be a great send check mediately. Thanking you in same, I remain, Yours respectfully, Sarah Homes, Laundress. for advance for the John Alden Prescott, The Rosemont, Dear Madam: May we call your attention to the fact that in some you have overlooked our bill for ninety-seven dollars and twenty-five cents for cleaning of floors and woodwork, sent you last month. The Sunshine Employment Bureau. M Mrs. John Alden Prescott, The Rosemont. Madam: Inclosed please: find bill for rent for the coming month ‘for one hun- jtwenty cents for: the four We always allow courtesy of paying these bills on‘ or before the tenth of the succeeding month. Cordially ‘yours, The James Realty Company. our tenants the Mrs. John Alden Prescott, The Rosemont. My Dean Mr I am not Prescott: quite sure whether I |should send this bill to you or your husband. 1 wish you would in the future tell me whether I shall send these bills to the house or the office. We are very much flattered that you e liked us well enough to give so many little luncheons in the hotel instead of distributing your ronage among other places in the city. Believe me, Mrs. Prescott,. we ap- preciate your kindness in bringing your friends here and'> because of this we have deductéd Y0' per cent from our regular prices ‘and are only charging you, as” you will see by in- closed bill, sixty-seven dollars and lunches and seven teas given last month. Most sincerely yours, ; Alice Statson, Auditor. Mr. John Alden Prescott Thomas Florist Co.: To one basket flowers, $16.00. Notation by Leslie on this -bill: ‘This came with my other bills and I opened it thréagh mistake. You see the Mr. might easily be mistak- en for Mrs... The flo also must havé ma I have teceived no from the EVERETT TRUE YESTERDAY WIMILE OUT SIGNAL FOR 4 USFT AND SHOT PAST MY FE DRivine t Gave Me ) URN, But You TootsD : Youre HORN BEHIND ME AND KEeT on ComING : NDER BY 4 HAIRLINE! WE6L, WHAT ARS | You. €RYING : ABouT § NO. DAMAGES WAS Done, WAS THERE @ t i \ i BEGIN HERE TODAY Calvin Gray comes to Dallas and rents the most expensive hotel suite in the city. He calls at the office of Colonel Henry Nelson, his enemy, and informs him that he means to | break him financially. Gray falls !in love with Barbara Parker, who buys land for Nelson. Gus Bris- kow, friend of Gray, takes Ma Bris- |kow and daughter Allegheny to the mountains. Gray calls to see | his friends and he and Ma Briskow ; Pretend they believe in fairies. Ma says she is a princess and Gray calls himself a duke. Ma shows Gray |where she walks daily, 1 NOW GO.ON WITH STORY But the princess raised her slim, Jeweled hand, and spoke thus: “Too e, Your Honor! I been married to }His Royal Highness the Earl of | Briskow, and it serves you right the way you done both of us.” The duke fell into a great rage at | this, He refused to believe it, and ‘threatened to annul the marriage. “Oh, you can't do that,” tittered |the princess. “We was married by | the Royal Justice of the Peace and— we got two children.” | Here was & blow! The duke was |crushed until a happy thought came |to him. If cruel fate prevented him from claiming the Princess Pensa- cola for a bride he would take her | fer, a mother. He had always wanted a mother, anyhow; lack of maternal |care it was that accounted for his | wildness—it was enough to ruin any duke—and mothers were much nicer } than wives, They were much harder to get, also, | ‘Lord! I wish you mean it!” Ma jexelaimed in a matter-of-fact tone. “I wish Allie was a real’ princess, | Mebbe——” Gray broke in with a laugh. “There! You've spoiled the play. The jduke has fled, | ‘Mra. Briskow’s wrinkled face beamed. “Think of a gre’t big man | like you playin’ ‘pretend with a fool- ish old woman like me! 1 thought jyou had more sense.” | “I live in my own land of ‘pre- tend,’ just as you do. Why, I have a real princess of my own.” “Honest?” Gray nodded. “The Princess of Wichita Falls. Would you like to ihear about her? Well, she’s small ;and dainty, as princesses should be, and her eyes are like bluebells, Ma, I send her roses, mostly, so they can kiss her checks for me. A tiny yel- low love bird in a tiny yellow cage Sings her awake every morning. I taught it to sing the. song it warbles but-she'll never © understand what the little’ bird is trying to say.” Ma Briskow had listened with rapt attegtior. Now, she inquired/ “Does she love you?” / “Didn't I’ tell you this was game of pretensé?” Gray said, g As the two entered the hotel grounds, Gus and Allie hurried to meet them, ‘ At sight of her husband's face Ma jinquired, in sudden anxiety, “What's | wfong Gus?” | “It's Buddy,” Allie declared, “ “Tain’t serious,” Briskew said. “And it is too, He’s left/ school }run away! Here, Mr. Gray, see what you make out of it.” Gray read aloud the letter that was handed to him, a letter from the principal of the institutien that he himself had recommended, stat- ing that Ozark had ‘disappeared with- out doing the college authorities the courtesy of leaving.an address As to Ozark’s safety there was no im- mediate cause for apprehension, for he had taken with him. thre; trunks of, clothing, a high powered touring car, and a Belgian police dog; but certqin of the young man’s exploits |that had come tg light since his de- parture aroused ‘grave doubts in the principal’s ‘mind of his moral we!l- being. s pee “What's it mean?” the mother in- quired, é “It means that Buddy has taken a vacation, How much money has he?” ‘ . “He’s got plenty,”, Gus declared. “More’n is good for him if—” “If what?” Ma queried. ’ Gus halted; it was Allie who an- swered; “If he’s done what we think he’s donegone away after some woman.” . “Some woman?” Ma stared, blank- ly from one face'to another, “Byddy in love? Why, he never wrote me nothing. about bein’ in love.” Read- ing a further message in her hus- band’s expression, she cried, fierce- ly: “He’s a’ good boy. .He wouldn't take up with—with nobody, that wasn’t nice. What makes you think it’s a girl?’ g ; ‘«y didn’t say ‘girl,’ Ma, I said ‘wo- man, Buddy's been writin to me and—' . “oh “What's the difference? Mebbee he’s in love with some nice young wo- man an’ they’ve run ay to git married. Buddy's _han’some, they got nice women everywhere” “Love? With all his money? And ‘| Kim only up-to fractions?” Allegheny. laughed scornfully, © - Gus Briskew wiped’ his face with over it,” he confessed. “The. per- fessor has Written me a coupla times about him. Buddy’s gone kinda wild 1. guess, ‘drinkin’ an’—" + “Drinking, oh?” Gray was frown- ing. “The: wa! part I don’t care 0 -much-about--he'll. probably get over that if it-isn’t too serious. But whiakvi:; .TWat’s , different... I'm re- ‘| sponsible for that boy; in a manner of speaking, I adopted him becai xrwell because he flattered me by pretending ,to; admire . It was a a Haka 1 ho » Buddy for my/own,. Will you let me handle this matter?” The speaker looked rom ‘one, parent, tp, th pfher, and Se vie ot ‘young raseal’ ‘ THURSDAY, MAY 31, jby payin’ for it. a nervorp: ‘hand. “P’m: ‘most jsiek | ¥' eee 1928 qo j Shrugged, he smifed faintly, “Give |me permission to treat him as if he really were my own, will you?” “You got my leave,” said father; but Ma Briskow bristled. “Don’t you dast to hurt him,” she cried, “You can’t beat anything into. Bud- dy'’s head.” It was Allie “After all, he’s grown up, and what right has anybody with him? S‘pose it is a woman? Stpose she is after his money? It's his. Men can get what they want An hour, a day, a weeks of happiness! Ain’t that worth all Buddy’ll have to pay? I'd pay. I'd go through torture the. rest of my life—” “Allegheny Briskow!" the mother exclaimed. “Well, I would.” The girl's vogce broke, a sudden agitation seized her; in passionate defiance she went on; “What's the use of wanting some- thing all your life and never getting it? What's money for if you can’t buy the one thing you want worst of all? That’s where men have got the best of it; they can buy love. 1 wish I was-a man; I wish I. was Buddy! I'd have my day, my week, and. as much more as I could pay for. I'd have happiness that long/if it broke my heart. But I'm a girl It was with a sudden émterest that Gray studied the speaker.. Here was a side to the Briskow caracter that he had not suspected, and it gave him a new light upon Buddy, for brother and sister were much alike it showed him more ¢learly the size of the task he had volunteereg to undertake. He, heard the father Speaking, and reluctantly withdrew his eyes from Allie’s flaming face. “He likes you, Mr. Gray, an’ mebbe you could keep him from spoilin’ his hull lite. That’s’what he’s liable to do anj—I'm skgered. He wo listen to me. joys don't liste their fathers. “Tl find hjm, Gus and I'll make » me. I will put de him listen tectives on fipe case, and they will report to we at Wichita Falls, As soon as af uncovey his trail, I'll go to Bugdy at once.” “You in’ to leave us.?” “Tomy I've just received a tele- ftom speaking. got tovinterfere gram my—my agent. About the pufthase of a well. It is a mat ter tiet can't wait.” “Ifean’t thank you dong for us. We was in bad shape a ge come. Now—" INow ‘everything is straight again. t’s my job, Gus—to do little od vors for those I love. You must stay here, for Ma’s happy, and this place is making a girl of her. Allie is doing wonders with herself, too. By the way, she needn't be lonely any more; I've talked to some of the guests, and they want to make friends ‘with her. She'll find them nice people, and you must make her meet them halfway. Perhaps she'll become intreested in some decent young fellow. I'd like that, wouldn't you?” “Would ye?” The tone of this inquiry caused Gray"to glance more keenly at the speaker but Briskow’s bright eyes told him nothing. “Why, natufally, Allie is becom- ing more attractive every day§ and she is going to make “something of for all you q herself. She is going to ‘do us all proud,’ .” As/soon as he was alone Gray eagerly reread’ his telegram from Wichita Falls, It was from Barbara i by théway, that ived—and he daitea to ba:.tborgughly e, and at the sa ad time B the: full’ urgency/af her “had she ec@abmized message. h in words when every ‘one was pre- cious to him? Buy that well? Of course he would, if she so earnestly desired it. But what was better by far than the prospect of a profitable purchase was the fact of her, per- sonal interest in him. When it came to the last line of ‘he? message, “Bob” had plunged mto a ten-woxd riot of extravagance. t “The bird is darling. I have named him after you.” It was late that night. The south- bound flyer had gone through. The Briskows were sitting in: the pleas- ant parlor of their handsome suite. but they, were like three mourners. Ma and ‘Pa were soberly discussing the news about Buddy. Allegheny was staring in somber meditation at nothing. The girl was ‘bitter, re- bellious, for never had she felt so utterly alone as at this moment. To that question which monotonously repeated itself, she could form no ang¢wer. Did he care, or was it all pity—just his way? J She heard his name and her thin mentioned, and she became atten- tive. “What's this? He wants me to meet these people halfway?” she inquired. “What for? 2 don't lke “em.” D “He says you're goin’ ahead de- mendous,’ and we'll, all/be proud’ of you. u'll m@¢#t some nice “He «daid that ip he?” Allie’s voice-was sharp. | : (Conftftted in Oug: Next Issue) ‘TROUBLI i Le *. (BREOMES SERIOUS “Suffered with/severe headaches, and pgins ip* my legs’and shower blade; “My kid- and; bladder were in bad’ condi- I was ik and nervous ‘and Sworn out. Walking ort of | ., ‘Eyery wy; face and hands: wer? Prditines failed to help my ind doctors. advised - he at Maggie a, sremastaly pat Pills, ap elit? Hn morning bloated. conditia ratio) .