The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 8, 1923, Page 4

PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE . THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class Matter. EDI TORIAL REVIEW Comments reproduced in this column may or may not express the opinion of The Tribune. They BISMARCK TRIBUNE CO. - = _-_—Publishers | 3.7 radere*may nave toth sides Foreign Representatives i Boing’ dlacubned in tae. Dress of = G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY ‘ _———— ee CHICAGO : - - - - DETROIT DURUM WHEAT dust as California ha: a splendid market for i tive brands of oranges, raisins and . und just as the south las taught us to eat more rice, so Marquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg.) TH PAYNE, BURNS AND SMI NEW YORK - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. i MEMBER OF THE A‘ OCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use or \, ay to use republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not other- | golden produc wise credited in this paper and also the local news published | ¢rop—Durum wheat herein. Our state has practically a nat developed distine- more of the creamy : : ry : . : ural monopoly on Durum produc- All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are| tion. “By doubling the consump. also reserved. jtion of Durum products in this country, North Dakota could mar- ket all of its crop at home, there- by avoiding the undesirable com- petition of low for mo ainarkets, Marmarth Mail MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per year.............- ++ $7.20 Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck)... iiislasisaiee MeO) Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck).... 6.00 Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota. . +++ 6.00 A LESSON IN INTEGRITY | That it is impossible to stay in | polities and not become smirehed |:3 a theory we often hear advanced jund hotly refuted. Tne strongest | refutation we have had in a long THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) |time is in the career of Senator YOUR SIDE OF IT | Kuute Nelson, that grand old man Your Jungs inhale an ave “of 2600 gallons of a day,;ot Minnesota, for 28 s his according to a medical authority. We told this to the garage | Stte’s choice for the Senate and man who | hee rhantl our ole jin the last election the unanimous WU lice ncomtuinite. meehant:| iy chosen candidate of beth major eal turn of mind, his comment was: “Gosh! The lungs muse | parties, be atine piece of machinery, to do that much work and keep} We often speak of “playing from wearing out.” | polities”; too many do. But Mr. BTR Rebs ces Sta . ie . 6 | Nelson worked at it; he made pub- ak neighbor, expert at making cellar wines out of VarloUus | tic service hig vocation, his hobby, kinds of garbage, said: Twenty-six hundred gallons, ch? {nig all, And that the’ public, de. What a pity it isu t whisky! spite the maligning to Which it is Another friend, a neurasthenic who's always worrying about 1 anit subjected aur jilldela nats IM die health, canje hack with: ‘I wonder how much of the 2600 | Poles, cam reward integrity wi gallons is pure air, and how auch is coal smoke, anto fumes re Being of a fintegrity is proved by the high m in which Senator Nelson was te and disease germs.’ \ everywhere held A happy-go-lucky chap answered : ‘Yes? Well, wh His toil-hardened old frame was worry about it unless the lungs’ gloomy friend growled : tion will laid to rot in the ols home by the old tamily+ preacher, and there was lost to Minnesota the Northwest, and the Nation rhurctor gets clogged up? A “Keep it quiet or some corpora veneer the air supply and fen meters on our noses.” Our final experiemental subject yawned: ‘So? Who's go- | grand example in political integ- ing to win the series this year? Sy ee my i ‘ : ie oe LIQUOR PRIVILEGES The wide riety of responses interested us as showing: the | EXPANDED ly types of humanity and how differently they reaet to a ment mtuations, i The United States Supreme MN ed ilbentiiion startsctraveline Meu benOA TI acath ti |Court holds that congress nas the id ” MPormnalion arts av CMM aAS it reac 1es. Mi 10US | power to prohibit shi flying people, each consciously or unconsciously applies it to his own | American flags from selling liquor lit measures it in terms of his character and personal [outside the three mile limit, but psychology juntil congress does so American on naa % . ‘ hips can legally carry and_ sell Thus one person interprets everything in mechanical terms Nquor atelae ate limit. This Another weighs it as a Great Basie Cause. out of it a moral slant. This is true of all news Still another ferrets | will be a great commercial advant- age to American ships and a pri For instance, a boom stock mar- {lege demanded by many American Eyes nccoats en aeh A Ruleats z pita my, | citizens. Foreign ships have been ket suggests larger sales markets to the business man. ‘The |ggtting a good Suny pessengore on gambler begins wondering if he can tear off a piece of the!account of the liquor privilege. plunder, A psychologist retlects that the rise in the market indicates a down-curve of the fear emotion. A moralist laments} the gambling craze. confusing part of the court’s ion ig that neither foreign or an ships can legally carry {under seal, within the three mile | limit. can be sold on American ships outside the three mile limit. ;this arrangement is carried out, it Each of us has a certain personal set of scales for weighing the information that comes to us. That is, we single outsa cc tain angle of the situation. that responds to our controlling interests. | would seem that liquor on the ships This is why péople who sce an event often think the news- of foreign countries coming to paper has the “account of it”? balled up. Phe newspaper prints] American ports aw have to be the facts, as they actually happened, as the reporter saw them Pe erp aeRO TOUTS Not having exactly the same viewpoint as some readers, the! and replaced again when the ship reporter may overlook the ineidents that impressed those read- jis outward bound. If this is the meaning of the de- cision, such regulation looks child- ish and merely technical. It is noted that one justice of the court agreed in reference to the major: ity decision regarding American Abner: a ships, but held that foreign ships had the right to bring liquor into : FAST !American ports under restrictions, Juries trying bootleggers are legally entitled to drink the | guarding agains evidence. So rules a deputy prosecuting attorney in Tos], The court's geeks pee ecOnly air Angeles. Higher powers will have something to say about that,| their miniitigo Tully compete in the but it makes good reading at the time. Brookline, Mass., richest municipality of its. s world, again votes to keep mo theaters out of town, vote is 5634 tinst movies, 1659 for, do, in a town of that size, to kill time. These two interesting items come from opposite ends of the} continent. Yet they are available to newspaper readers all! over the country within a few minutes after the actual events. | Many now living can recall when it took weeks to ¢ rry the news that far Human thought and action are broadeast | quickly in our time, Fast communication is the greatest marvel } of the twentieth century. ers most. And the reade in turn, who were ‘ton the job’ failed to notice much of what actually happened, what the re- porter saw. To satisfy everybody, it would take 10,000 or more columns of'a newspaper to report even a dog fight. the | The | You wonder what they} ein ships outside the three mile limit. The decision will have the fur ther effect of placing more respon: sibility on congress, and therefore to shift the “final adjustment of prohibition enforcement or amend ment to the Volstead "act on thi tions.—Jamestown I ily Alert, ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS By Olive Barton Roberts General Hobbledehoy and+Genera! Gold Braid and Gencral Buttons sat at one end of a long table. Nancy and Nick and the Tinker Man sat at the other end. CAVE-MEN The camel originated on the American continent, small as a dog. Its descendants migrated to Afriea, Arabia and Asia, probably by land bridges now sunken under the ocean waves. | ientist, lecturing. ancient times, the American jungles also were in-| habited by dinosaurs, some of them 70 feet long and large as aj small bungalow. We're glad we haven't such reptiles around! today. But we have our own type of dinosaurs — social and economic problems. And going up, against them requires And in between sat all the colonels and majors and captains and lieuten- ants and sergeants and corporals of |both the armies in Bing-Bang Land. much nerve as to a dinosaur with a spear. There are, after} ‘They were signing the peace all, only two real problems in life — making a good living and | treat raising a family. | General Gold Braid picked up a tii a oi as I eae pen, : DESTINATION ieanee he said. “What shall we | * The G. A, R. reports that its membership last year dwindled | by 14,512, leaving only 71,106 of the Blue veterans alive. At that rate, it’ only be a few years:until you'll see a picture of | “‘the last G. A. R. man.” Time slips by rapidly, Before we realize, the last survivor of, ‘the; American Legion gvill be hobbling about with a cane. This life’'is merely a journey, and the. means of transportation seems | a fot faster than the airplane. Curious, how some of us act as} if'we'll be here always A Everybody thought and thought. “Say there is to be no more war,” suggested Nancy. So the general wrote, “No more war,” | “What else?” he asked, “Please sir, may 1 ask what we were fighting for?” asked Corporal Clothes Pin. “Certainly! Certainly!” answered neral Gold Braid. “We were fighting for—we were fighting for-— gentlemen, whut were we fighting for?” “I don’t know,” declared General Hobbledehoy. ‘ ASININE . Considering the season, why not include in the endless chain of special weeks, “a Borrow’ Your Neighbor's Lawnmower! Week, a Quit Radio’ for Baseball Week and an Office Boys’| Grandmother’s Dead. Week? +The League Against Handshaking is considering a special week devoted to its propaganda, Also the Society for the Sup- i pression of Spring Onion, Eaters. : era] Buttons. i “None of us know,” answered the others. were fighting for.” “Then. we'll leave that out,” said General Gold Braid. “What next?” ae = SAVED ‘ Y “We had better put in something War Department saves over $141,000 in a year by paying] about 1and,” suggested’ Major pls Straight Back. “Who gets the land?” ; “I do,” said the Tinker Man hast “Bing-Bang Land belongs to me an: always did. Nobody get is. “Then we'll not mention mptly to get “2 per cent discount if paid in 10 days.” = The, ernment as a whole could save millions by: doing promptly — especially bi jig saving by cutting tape. Delay is the weakest spot of democratic gov- 5 s” said (can North Dakota show people the | s of its unique grain Yet the decision says liquor! world’s general traffic with foreign “I don’t know, either!” said Gen- | “We don’t know what we | WHAT’S ALL THE EXCITEMENT? jeneral Gold Braid 1 “Strikes me this w foolish,” he added. N wars are!” declared the Tink- er Man getting up. nd I hope ‘everybody here has learned a les- son,” | “We have! We have!” | agreed. | (Copy '|_ MANDAN NEWS Injunction Stops j San liquor or dispense the same even) farnier \city, i { juncti: 1 (To Be Continued.) rignt, 1 TO SUCCESS! Ernest Johnson Wins Out in St. Paul as Recreation Leader not anything in agreeing that the Ernest. W, John- on with other is father’s barn he, N. D, had yan influen: n landing him his present position superintendent of recreation in One need concede to superstition Heart Bridge Plan Hendrickson, herseshoes which der son tossed in compe prominent! of! the temporary the residing southwest s sponsor for filed in= ERNEST W, JOHNSON. an against cou iy y If} commissioners to restrain the erec-}the Department of Parks and Play-| course, and was graduated in 1911. | tion of a bridge over the Heart River{Sreunds of St, Paul, Heaving those|He not only followed all athletic rarer Page horseshoes, trying to make them’ contests at “Mac” with intense in- in Section 25, Tewnship 189, Range F Fi si . ui ring, the sta striving to win the]|terest, but he also took part in them, (82, papers in which were served late gapie, aroused in him a fondness] The pitchfork, the plow handles ant Saturday against Atty. L, H, Con-|for tests of strength and athletic] other forms of farm yymnastic ap- nolly. kill that remained with him influ-] paratus had developed him into a ; cncing his reed and muscular youth of the Mr Hendrickson charges that the | eneine bi , ' aban y eee oneal ete ae ie His p highly important,| dype that (Me ter couches are \isonoll foe he bellbe n, cooucalleepeon us is credited alelected to recruit. Ernie played but were petitioned to have the|#eat influence in the reducing of |third hase on the colicge basel!! srideo Jocated in section O68 und in| Ceunauen mong the young folks! team of which he was captain three ‘Gata Ei : asi of the ¢ In some districts the years, and right wckle on the foot- Be ice re Bog hat a fu of bali tea vhieh acting | The hearing seeking to make the /Police a nds ia iat 4 all ball team, of a | ctin femporaiy injunction permanent will ee rere at acne before the nro: Gal auit, add | . care 2 ey iy, en's cases brought before the pro- etball quintet, and in |be held before Judge H. L. Berry in people themselves, at future elec-} Shaw to Penola UekoreA ude cme Lab enh valn) or juvenile court track meets took part in the weight donee seoute one eThura day. | taken place with the coming of the} contests, where the brawn of North will represent the Hendrickson group | Public recreation center, Dakote ening jwae, eects: and State's Atty, L, H. Connolly wilt | Becomes Studext and “Mac” Athlete! In the summer vaeation periods seek to have the injunétion set aside | When at the age of 21 years,|he played semi-professional bise- ASEH Ernest Johnson went to the State! ball to help raise funds for the next : 7 a sft vestorday | Aeticultural College at Fargo, he be-| year in college, fon eine te irae left yesterday | ime interested immediately in atl- anaes Mandan ‘Team the ae tea AEangs hol Tense of He remained there a year] After Ernest's uation from lsehich ae chia take but in January, 1904, entered Mae-| Macalester, he had no position in | if alester College, where he first took] prospect, so he accepted an offer to | SRA Ra fe aidkage. was cq] the high school cdurse, in two and yo to Mandan N, D., to manage and SUFity etna Reet ars, then the college, play with the Mandan baseball team. ‘Theresa Sehlinger and - = | Michael Gish, both of, Mandan and 2 | Katherine Uhiman of ‘Mandan and | EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO | | Erick Kemmesat of Judson. Invitations for the annual junior prom of the Manaan high were mailed on Saturday. | will be held on Friday evening, 3 }18 at the high school gymnasium, ‘John has be coness yester App | dren will be examined at the annual Mandan of th ined, ported been i of the sented preme | salem, | Minn., ment | night, main | friend: | Twin with Mmes, D Dyeii Eagle year according to Mrs. is chairman | the purpose of co.aparison this year. | Clinies start today and continue un- til Thursday evening, E, H. Bean, pioneer resident of the Glen Dr, A, O Henderson of Mandan, one |pah Shrine of -Mandan who repre- King by |W. Middaugh remained in St, Paul to visit a week | resenting the Mandan shrine were | Mrs. Freese of Jamestown. off bation has n Schock of Fort Yates who en under treatment at the Dea- hospital returned to his home day. roximately a third more: chil- Child Welfare week clinic next three da last 's who arrange- e of the clinic ar 220 cvildren were exam- records. of all being kept for A MINUTS, EVERETTE — : Roa WooK! SomETtHing. DINU DSL a ew IN AUTOMOBILE aceassories } BLA is’ re. He has Ullin community, to be critically ill. 11 for some time, eight delegates from the Miz- the local chapter at the su- shrine, White Shrine of Jeru- meeting last week in St. Paul was honored by the appoint- to the posttion of Supreme the new officers.’ Mrs, H. yeturned Saturday Mrs, Charles Spink’ will re- the rest of the month with is at one of the lakes near the Cities and Mrs, Robert Welch “DON'T STOP, PHILIC! ‘OU'YE GoT MUR CAR So LOADED DOWN NOW WITH STUGCE LIKS THAT TILE SHE WON'T PULL A 5 PER CENT. GRADE in Cow ayy friends. Otser delegates rep- Sloan and Hill of Fargo and ry Cleaning, Pressing. ing, Repairing. *Call 58 Tailoring. *) among TUESDAY, Ax sr Si buagct) Inmvarx Srey of : Bromons Rwveaisd 1h = 0 ters TER FROM LESLIE PRESCOTT TO HER FRIEND, VERA STORLEY: MY DEAR VERA: You make me-rather envious, even i if I am a new bride, when you tell me of all the lovety things you are doing in London Probably it will be a long time before Jack and I-will be zble to make a trip abroad, At t Jack and I are back at home and Ih n fitting up our apartment. Jack intormed me that getting the apartment and putting it into shape was my business. Truly I have had a v lovely time doing it, Vera, it is within four squares of |your home. Jack nas hot seen it yet as Tam going to surprise him, Tel n so busy that Lh not seen very many of your fr nds or mine, although wnuny of the girls have called me but unfort- unately [have ulways been out. Thad a bad lent. to. my hand which also kept me from going: to public places, However, last night Mabel Locke, Avthur Dresser and k and TI went the “Carlton” for dinner. It was. quite as the rous as ever and one of prettiest girls there was a Mi erier, [T became very much inter- ested in her, She was so vivacious and foreign looking and danced so, beautifully, | Vera, think Mabel Loek is some- thing of a cat, for when T pointed out Miss Perier and aSked who she was she quickly said . “Why Jack will tell you. I think he knows her bet- ter than anyone in town.” Jack was furious, but I mollified him by ng, “Jack, 1 feel greatly complimented being chosen you when you Mabel | intimate: had as pretty a girl as thdt on your list Afterward, when we were dancing I said to him, “Why is it that I did not meet Miss Perier when I was here visiting He answered. “Paula Perier, you know, is a Frence girl and she has never gone in ‘Aipany society’ as it tlled because she has to carn her own living. She is very nice, how- ever, and some time I will introduce you to her be se I know you are not a snob, my dear.” “Why don't you invite and her escort over to our table and in- troduce her to me tonight.” I asked innocently. “1 wouldn't subject Paula venomous remarks of M: for anything in the world ii do not know her escort. ou know, is a model. Because s about the prettiest girl in town all the society girls are jealous of her. Their brothers have no such scruples. T'll tell the world. “She poses for all the commercial her to the she firms about town, I met her when I wanted someone to illustrate that new dental cream ehat we put on th market. Notice her when she smiles, Her teeth are like pearl When we got back to the tabliy Arthur asked me to dance and said, “Don't pay any to any- thing that Mabel : She isa nice heir enough girl but she cannot help gossipy and ttle jealous. hen when Mabei got me alone id, “That Perier girl has had every man in town at her feet and your Jack, up until the very moment you were married, scemed to be the one most favored. 1 wondered that you had not heard of her befor . You see, Vera dear, that all these casually expressed opinions form a triangle which makes me rather curious to know about, this gir You are really the only person 1 know whom I may ask and who will tell me the truth. Was Jack in love with her? y LESLIE After two years he went to Larimore IN. D, to t the high school of that city and to coach the school's athletics. He took to the athletic mect during the ¢ve years that he taught in Larimore, and succeeded in ach manual training in track teams state vinning second place in that com- petition, In the fall of 1916, Ernest John- ent back to St, | to teach sei of faculty Paul, this time epee and take the post manager of athletics in 'Humboldt High School. Two years ‘later he was engaged by Macales- is football ch, when Aruy Training Corps ve at the school, rhe next year ‘n March, 1919—he | was appointed to the superintend- leney of the municipal playgrounds | department of and has since devoted all time to the building up of recreational work. Until he arrived in office the depart- | ment did nat take up the promotion jof amateur baseball. Today there is ja strong demand for the use of the many diamonds maintained by the department and competition is keen many amateur leaguers for jfirst honors, More than 150 other jteanls have been playing each year Jin the kittenball league, also organ- zed under Mr, Johnson‘s super ion. An efficiency test has been estab- lished and more than 1,000 children take it annually Municipal hockey, football, swimming, tcbagganing, ski ing and hiking have been developed. The department has gained recogni- !tion throughout Americ is mi evident in the many v of of: | | cials from other cities and the num- erous inquiries regarding -depart | mental activities and methods, | The municipal golf course and | bathing beaches have recently come junder the management of the play- | grounds department. Mr, - Johnson | also cooperates in the mammoth | municipal celebrations of the Fourth lof July. A horseshoe league was organiz- ed two years ago and enrolled a large and enthusiastic membership. With this as a unit of the play- ground forees Mr, Johnson finds no | that he has a vision of a municipal flivver league as a possibility as- sociated with the coming of a great maker of “common peepul’s” auto- mobiles to St Paul SAVES SELF i i Hebron, N. a fraction of a minute before the N. P. North Coast Limited struck his car was the narrow margin by which William Krueger, of this place escaped death. Krueger was unable to see the oncoming train due to a string of box cars on a siding at a crossing east. of the city. His car was directly on the track before the train when he saw it. He flung himelef from the seat ing bits of the wreckage when the locomotive cut the rear half of the automobile to kindling and flung the rest of the car many yards. i A THOUGHT | o—______—___ He that laboreth laboreth for him- self; for his ®outh craveth it of him. —-Prov, 16:26, We ought to be thankful to nature for having made those things which are necessary easy to be-discovered; while other things that are difficult to be known are not necessary;— Epicurus, pao BY LEAPING, | D., May 8.—Jumping ‘but was struck and injured by fly-; The buds are having a swell time. sow so shall ye reap” isn’t true when a man reads the secd catalogs. “As ye way If ignorance was bliss all the grouches would be happy. It is very easy to rise in your own estimation. A bird in the hand is worth two in the garden. Our rising generation is going to the dogs just exactly like all rising generations have done. It estimated that every last June groom knows ‘how to hook up a dress by this time, Washington doctors are puzzled over a man who can’t sleep, because he is single and out of debt. Like sugar, those as sweet as it are getting more expensive. Compliments don’t last long unl you return them. One successful bathin; with us again. It i: quito. uit censor the mos- A little moonlight now and tl often marries the best of men. The trouble with runnig around jall the time is you go in a circle. There are always rooms for im- provement, say paperhangers, | When the summer breezes are felt, | the hats are not. f nuda: (oddraw, Teron nee Rota Giusti Pit silver linings, but leaf clovers as omens __of | bubbles have not. {further success. In fact, it is said] eee | Burning rubb ‘than selling it to i yourself is better gar makers, It.is amusing to see an old ‘bache-. jlor holding a baby, especially if she is about eighteen. Shortcake is back. {doesn't last long. i Shorteake | Pretty soon farmers will be plan- {ning picnics to make ft rain. A man’s affections are never stol- en when kept where they belong. Let others talk: about themselves | ang they never notice you are dumb. E iu It is getting so about the only- | drivers who will. give pedestrians j lift are motormen, Some people's object in life is they | object to work, ‘ Europe is getting on our nerves in- stead of on her feet. Swat the flies now or the flies wili swat you later, The differences that arise in mos families are indifferenc If you are well bred, you will buy your new straw lid instead of get- ting it at a restaurant, NOTICE TO TELEPHONE SUBSCRIBERS This is your last opportunity For Sale Choice Canary|to cbtain a correction, change Singers of imported German| or new listing in the June issue St. Andreasberger Rollers alsojof the Telephone Directory. Hartz Mountain. Jacob Bull Telephone the Mana; P vowel bor 1000, ndw. a Dickinson, N. 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