The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 5, 1923, Page 4

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THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) “TOLD YOU SO How many days since yor have thought of Coue? most forgotten. To endure per, ary, One must be a baseball player. a prizetighter, a stage or novie star, a theatrical scientist or medical 1 or the in rentor or marketer of a breakfast food, beauty lotion or some nechanical device that can be sold cheaply A reader, one of the wise few who will get permanent good from Cone’s stem of harnessing the imagination, sends a etter announcing his discovery that the original disciple of he Coue method of treating ailments by antosuggestion was socerates! He died 2 steuthy in’ American mem jophon, Greek historian and militarist, wrote **Memorabili that Socrates one day said to him: “LT consider that those live best who study best to become | in his! as good as possible; and that those live with most pleasure who | feel the most assurance that they are daily growing better and better,”* That sounds familiar, strikingly li in every way, | grow better and bette Coue, of course, never claimed t he originated the idea, but 1 popularized it by giving it a new twist, Hudson had the same idea 31 years So did others, farther back, | on through the misty ages. Soerates may have pieked it: up in the writings of some ancient who died centuries before So-! erates was born. Ten thousand irs ago, and mor demies of the Coue ide: Coue’s Day by day, inst FO. they probably had epi-| The orientals, especially. , Thousands of years from now, the Coue idea will he resur-| rected and have thash-in-the-pan epidemies of popularity. | What a pity, that these good id y with us per-| manently ins 1 of visiting occasionally and departing before | | they become indelible! Through the ages, experience has taught certain lessons Which the wise have put in the form of proverbs. Steh saws as A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.’ ** Honesty; is the hest poliey’ Don’t make a mountain ont of a mole-! slag “All this wisdom is available to us, constantly, But, as with! the Socrates-Coue idea, we most of the time ignore what was found to be tratiful hy previous generations who got hard] bumps in the finding. ‘Old fogy’? notions, we call them, So; cid past generations, and so will futur We forget or ignore the proved wisdom beeause each gen-| eration thinks it’s the smartest ever. We take a chanee, eontrary to proved wisdom-—and land on our heads, i Sneeess and happiness are easy to reach; the rule's simple. | i} fo FATE | Elmer Goss, steeple jack, falls 50 fect in Los Angel up, brushes himself and elimbs baek on the job. He's used to it, this being his sixth fall, in four of which his assist ants were killed “T suppose Ll get killed some day,’ Goss admits. hate to vive up the work. It pays me $50 a day."? That’s $300 a week. The other day it was revealed in lawsuit in New. York, that/as far baek as several years Mary Pickford was on a salary of $10,000 a week, or 33 times! as much as Elmer Goss gets for risking his neck on steeples: Fate plays favorites, though some of us try to kid ourselves that all are created equal. Talent is partly responsible for Our Mary's huge income, but the principal factor was the invention of the movie, “But 1) fi i eae MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS | The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use or} ‘i ed encores, When cond hifted show, curtain on the part of the the Elks dery minstrels, there was a round applause, Seventy five men were on the stage, tra in the the orch) j center, Clint Draper as director, the hiack-face end men in wild array and res of others in costumes exeeee ng to the eye. Thom ! interlocutor. The music included “Where — the Bamboo Grow.” with Dr, P. H. ¢ singing “Through the Night” by George Humphreys, and peppy songs or lilting melodies from Dick Hall, Frank Gule, Harry Bernstein, H. H. Ferner, M. O, Steen Henry Il. Hatlor Halverson, T. Yet, Verdict This was the fourth minstrel show Mr. Draper has directed for the Elks and it was voted the best of the four N cenery and eos tumes brought by Mr. Dr ded to the show, many of the effects. re- flecting the artistic selection of Mrs Draper Girls of the Ine school were guests of the Elks The program follows: Scene | “IN A MUSIC Proprietor Porter Protesting Cit en A Customer Mis Another Customer |. Verne Goddard Almost Customers Joe Breslow Wm Lajst Jos. Bell. ey KR soubek TOYS Flow, Neil Omay, Curtis Holta, Harry Lar Monson, L. RB. Wm. Anker- man MINSTREL MEN T. alson, 1. 1. Miller, Harry s Walsh, Ralph Jewell ull H. Halloran NTAL TO THIS AC “Knock, Knock, Knock +. Company As I Can Go" Geo, Russ “Day By Day In Every Way Verne novelties eave . Mr. and Mrs, Hemy Duemeland | “The Maggie Blues”....H, H. Ferner ither Solos .Frank fe Goddard Instrumental ER FROM SALLY ATHER TON TO HER FRIEND, BEA- TRICE GRIMSHAW DEAR BEE 1am writing th ietter to you be- cause you only of all the people I know are aware of the reason why 1 decided not to give up my position when [ married Sam. You knew that he, like many other men. of great talent or business perspicuity of vision and fas on, was ad- dicted to drink before the prohibi- tion law was passed. I do not think T would ever have married him had not prohibition Vecomé a law. It seemed to me that in our cireumstances it would be al- most impossible for Sam to get very much liquor and I knew he really wanted to brenk off from the awful stuff, You have often heard my ideas on the subject and you know that I have always thought it was the agent which led to the most terrible ugedies and the greatest in all the world. Som is not unkend; he is not un- gentlemanly; he is not impolite even when he has been drinking. But he is not himself. And I am always afraid that he will do something for which he will have to the uttermost. The day after the quarrel of which 1 wrote you, when Sam came in T noticed that did not kiss me. T thought it was ve strange, but when T made an excuse to get nea immor- li to pay he Joc berimate Stoey mona Rivecsp 1 Prats Larrea wn 0 et A OE ee = f exact him 1 understood. had heen drinking. He owned up to it when I accused him, but excused it by saying that his boss had invited him to luncheon and that he had had something on his hip. “I could hardly + to drink with my boss, could quired, somewhat belliger wonder if you kno’ to Sam, “That Mr. W be the first to dischary: should do anything reprehensible le under the influence of liquor,” Of course 1 do, my dear, but yf Tam not going to do anything reprehensible. You know that, do you not? “T think you did something repre- use he ntly, 1 said kins would yon if you hensible, Sam, when you accepted a drink even from your boss. You were both disobeying the laws of your country.” “Oh, come off, Sally, don't be a prude. A man is rather proud of being drunk nowadays. It shows that cither he has money hims@lt or has friends who have money.” And is h » stand ard by wh it yours rather racally And then, Sally, I knew that Si thought I was working outside my home simply to make a little more money when_you know and T know I was only keeping my position for fear that same day Sam will lose his. Am T right or is he? Dubiously, SALLY. of this city, has purchased a studio at Plainview, Minn. and will charge of the new place imm Mrs. C, Rice who has been spending the winter in Minneapolis Minn, with friends returned home “You ce Mama Every Night" | ‘ T. H. Halloran “Lady of -Rex Berndt Finale ntire Company CHORt $ B.A, Copelin, 1, ©. Davies, Theo. Qua yruds Wing Ankermang L. Pg Miller, Geo. Russ, Roy Benson, RB FE. Morris, T. H. Halloran, J. L. Kelly Norman Flow, M. H. Rogers, D. As Buertsch, L. J. Monson, H. J. Holta, W. B, Couch, Archie MePhee, Ralph Jewel, Joe Clifford, A. L. John Runge, Emmett Neibauer, Thos, Tharalson, Jr. E er Lilleskov, Verne Goddard, Neil Vogel, Everett France, Harry Gi Orr, James Walsh, Wm, » Robt. arolina in The Morning” .....,,,/Gaab, A. C. Wilkinson, Curtis Dir- : Clint Draper, lim, Neil Omay iskala, Finale --Minstrel Men| ©. C. Laemmel, Scene II i HOUNDS “THE Harry HARMO. Wagner, Dargan, Y Larry Math, Scene WAND MH “THE RING and Sam Paine ene IV GALLAGHER and MR. SHEAN’ Impersonated by Harry Bernstein and Archie MePhoe Scene V TH RD n “MR “IN Gladys Miss ry oddard INTER MISSION— TEN Scene Vi Introducing Mrs. Arthur Bauer Mr, Tom Hall Mr. Clint Draper .... COMEDIANS H. Halloran, 1 nstein, Jim Tay y, M. O, Steen ds Verne MINUTES Pianist Interlocutor Dircetor udy Hall, lor, D. Gale, H, Kerndt, Henry Halverson, George Fern Rex Humphreys MUSICAL NUMBERS rture (bint or eb eee GOMpany’ “Where the Bamboo Babies Grow” tetetesesesees ce Dt, PL H. Grewer The Night” Geo. .Humphreys Hungry for Beautiful Girt: ae Dick H a Litle Gift of Ro: Thru “Em “Love Sends “Sophie” sail SPRING “An Old Girl” Spring has been late this .year beeause the sun has heen)... : HH: having a chill, The heat cast off by that great furnace up in “I Ain't of Nothin’ Dat? the sky is not up to standard. While it’s only four per cent ae Sa AON Stcen less than it should be .that’s enough to play havoc with our mY ft Hint Halvor weather. So announces Prof. C. G. Abbot of the National Academy of Seience. “Sensational and extraordinary !"" scientists comment, The sudden and unexplained cooling of the sun began about 15 months ago. Don't worry. A congressional committee prob- ably will investigate it. The sun’s chill follows a period of: several years in which its heat was above normal. Apparently nature is merely evening things—restoring to normal balance. ° BOOM Three years ago this May. the silk market collapsed and the great after-the-war boom hegan going to pieces. You recall those happy days, when money grew on trees. The ghost of that prosperity is out of its grave now, for how long no one knows. Just before prosperity had ‘‘a stroke’? in 1920, business w: going at top speed. And yet, for every 140 cars of freight: moved by the railroads in those days ,the roads recently have | been hauling 184 cars. We’re in a Production Boom now, not a Big Profits Boom as in 1920. ‘ THEATRICAL i You read about Mary Pickford’s salary of $10,000 a week over half a million dollars a year. There are hundreds of busi- | nes¢ men in America who make that much or more, Why do! they catch your attention and cling less than Mary? . The big salary lures most of us. But what makes the real impression is Mary’s fame —her silent applause. We're all theatrical at heart, long to strut before the audience. Let the verage person gratify his vanity and he'll let you have the! ‘a British liquor exports to Mexico (?) and West Indies (?) Yast year totaled 609,500 gallons, against 30,156 in 1918. | At e most, hot more than 2,300,000 quarts were smuggled into ue aq : as, Rrohi-} ea a last year, or only: Ate ko DANCED IN VAIN | moving the wheel, and the beauty of it all is that this new puncture-proof tube Miss Vera Sheppard danced in New York, New Jersey and Connecticut, | and in an auto truck between points | to break the world’s murathon danc- | ing record, without stopping, to brush ; her hair or wash her face. She danc- | ed 68 hours and 40 minutes, but Miss | Magdalene Wolf of Clevelad, broke | that record a few hours, later. . Avery, Harry son N. L. Lillestrand, H, J. Duemeland, W, G. Gayner. ORCHESTRA : Mis Arthur Bauer, Piano, Fred terson, Clarinet; Donald MeDon- 1, Violin; Archie Olson, Cornet; Munger, ioli William z, Cornet; Fred $ kson, Trombon Everett ren, Viola Spencer McDonald, URGES STATE’ HISTORY KEPT IN MANY PARKS ,Continued from page 1) zevs of the state to the end that Indian villages, mounds, historic trails, sites of military engagements, hoat landings, treaties, trading posts, he marked and set aside for state parks, There are too some beauty spots in the state that should be set aside, around which no historic sociutions cluster. In many cases the s parks may be connected up with ¢ y parks. he trustees of the Historical so- ciety recently appointed a park commission consisting of 0. G. Lib- by, Dana Wright, H. E. Simpson, Judge A, M. Christianson and George F. Will. These men are familiar with the state parks situation and take a keen appreciation in things of his- toric and scientific interest and are well qualified to render the service that the state needs. During the present summer these men will be engaged in looking over certain a ditional tracts to be obtained for state park purposes, These men can do much but with the limited time at their disposed {t will be impos sible for them to visit all the sites that should be included in state parks. Citizens of the state inter- ested in such matters should lay their claims before the trustees of the Historical society who would be glad to avail themselves of all the local support such interested citi- zens may be able to give, in estab: lishing additional parks.” Tires With 500 Nail Holes Leak No Air Mr, K. P, Milburn-of Chicago ha: invented a new puncture proof inner tube, which, in actual test, was pun- ctured 500 times without the loss of any air. Increase your mileage from 10,000 to 12,000 miles without re- this wonderful tube from costs no more than the ordinary tube, and makes riding a real pteas- ure. You can write Mr. K. P. Mil- bupn at 350 37th St., Chicago, as he wants them introduced everywhere. Wonderful opportunity for agents. If interested write him today. SUGGEST MAJOR CURATOR. Jamestown, N. D., May 6.—An- nouneement by Dr, Melvin Gilmore curator of the state historical society that he would retire from office at the end of June has brought up a lively discussion as to his successor. Friends of MajeN/Dana Wright of this city have suggested his name as jhe snext curator. evening, ,000 worth of Mandan — school MANDAN NEWS district bonds ‘Thurs by the state Members of their auction bridge department of university and school | (lub Were entertained at a dinner 9. Thursday evening by Mr. and Mrs. lands “has provided a fund of $100,-| 5, Ww. Hintgen after which auction Class Play Makes Hit with Audience 000 for the new improvement. The matter will be threshed at a meeting of the evening. was played. out ss hoard Monday . If they prove Conan Doyle's spirit pictures a fake, Conan’s spirits will be in low spirits. Judge Landis kissed an opera star in Cleveland, proving an opera star can shut her mouth, “All-of-a-Sudden Peggy,” high oem is ADVENTURE OF school play presented by the class peg Beteaaa spat Ape THE TWINS WES ee Ne ADE ae AO ae ai eenil Gia a lace theatre before a full house, The play itvelf proved a thorough kota will be held in All copal church, Valley By Olive Barton Roberts success with its audience, and the nd 15, Bishop J. A Private Buttons was very happy. specialties between. nets were re-| of Fargo will preside, and Rev., ye had ulways wanted to be a ved with repeated applause, ranklin J. Cl secretary of the e cast for the play includes the} National Couneil, New York, will be | ¢neral and now he was one. following: | t chief speake j He was a gene in the wooden The Ho. Millicient’ Keppel --Bea- Amy Drake, a worker in}: ¢ Land because the trice Fleck. will attend the. convocation, | twins had made « taistake Shenae Lady Crackenthorpe- Rita Green-}and will make two or three address- | i aed ee was getting mended in the hospital Parker- Hendrickson estes lafter a battle. Major Archie Phipps George New- MeGillic—Murphy Marriage | They had painted General Gold gard Announcement that the marriage] Braid’s star on Private Button's The Hon. Jimmy Keppel Barlfof Miss Mary, daught: of Mr.| shoulder and hadn't put anything anson, and Mrs, James H. MeGillie to Jer-[on the general's shoulder. Menzies. William Stutsman. ome A, Murphy will take place Wed-! ‘The wooden army never knew the Anthony, Lor: Crackenthorpe | nesday, June 20, was made to al difference because they both looked Colin Cary. group of twelve close friends of the| alike, and saluted Private Buttons Mrs. O'Mara) MeGimnis. bride to be at a prettily appointed | and stood around and waited for or. Pepgy--Arabella Warren. dinner party given last evening by! ders as though he had been a gen- The Hon, Mrs. Colquhoun—rene Mrs, MeGillie at her home on Third] eva) all his lif I prea Wardeman. Pash aie sim Nba tiene semiledenreatea nits Bee ac eee ie The management. of the N, p,,tons to himself. “We've heen dilly Dance Rita Gree Lunchroom was changed this week) “lying long enough and I for one rs . SecA EATTATER TE SRR Ue oon ‘ eeklam tired of fighting. I'm going to Sp ) KL, Stewart, ormer manager being! 4 thing biel! rl Hendrickson. | transferred to a more responsible| 4° something big. ; Class Song at the close of Act HL position at the Bhtings, Mont., depét|,,5° he called the officers around yess 5s : = Be aria |him and told them to get ready for i i nd J.P. Black pf Garrison was | {Mh Consider Plans For {riven carge of the local tunehroom. | er want the big guns here!” he ari Mr. and Stewart left euBting tee Mtanekaa the New School Building} ta: stones Leva PRO asd Ge eae The construction of a building] 3 Qhas. MeDonald and D. La ae ra ronnsnen ou8 which is outwardly the duplicate of Jr, entertained Thursday 7 e0Gy to go over the top st 6 o'clock. the present high school section of He ts Hee of a series of fone The officers all said, “Yes sir!” the Central school property to be] bridge luncheons given during the! ,, poy if ioe am addition to the westside of the| past, week ut the home of | Mrs, an eae ape eas yen amay ike present buildings, is one suggestion | McDonald. [OvAt that versowtnute General Hob: under consideration by the city a |bledehoy of the tin army was pin- |ning medals on Nancy and Nick, and boasting that he would win the war. pay : Suddenly bang . bang, _ bang, | Bangity, bang, bang! went a hundred EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO | guns outside. Everybody jumped. The door was flung open and in Now, LISTEN! IT ISN'T Gol BE ANY USE TALKING TO MS | ushed a dozen wooden soldiers, ABOUT IT BECAUSS ['M as! 49 “You are our prisoner, General NOT GOING TO CHANGES ke Bi fi Geo. Lutz, brother of R. R. Lutz, manager of the Lutz photo studio, board of education. The purchase c¥ a second block of | —4vD IF THE Pacts ARE -- Hurrah for Naney and Nick.” Isn't that the way, my dears? | When we are. boasting the most is jusually the very time we should be | most careful. ! (To Be onCtinued) : | (Copyright, 1923, NEA Service, Inc.) Medics Publish | | New Magazine A new magazine, “Hygeia” publish- ed by the American Medical associa- | tion with headquarters in Chicago Ill, made its first appearance this month, The magazine is undoubtedly in- tended as an inspirational organ for the medical profession, Subjects | prominently before people of the {present age are trented in the is- ; sue by various authorities: ; “Hay Fever; The Early - Spring , + | Type thoroughly discussed by I. | | Chandler Walker who develops the } | subject from ancient times up to the | | present. He throws some interest- ; (ing lights upon the symptoms of the | disease, “Our ;Favorite Murder” which is j the. mosquito instead of the rattle- ‘snake is ably dealt with by Samuel Hopkins Adams. Other interesting. ‘subjects which are treated in the issue are ‘The diseases caused by ‘parasites and their geographic dist tribution,” “Scientific nutrition and {public health,” “Garden cities of |Health,” “The Danger of Measles,” | “Patent Medicines,” and a number of | other equally interesting articles, The magazine is neatly printed {and contains 182 pages of reading | matter, i * they cried. “Hurrah, war is over and we have won. mye MIND! ano REFUSS To —AND IG THe FACTS AQS --- > D NIGHT, Lames, GooD NIGHT, CASIES, . Goon ni@uT, CA91€ S-S-S-S- [—we'Re GOING TO CEAVE You NOW" It! TT Last year there wore 23,066 str¢ accidents in London, an increase 8087 on the previous year.) | Thinking they were having a free all fight, four Seattle men found ‘ost 30 days Starch’ factory, exploded in Argo, any people felt Hollywood girl with the most per- fect feet has married, showing they got her somewhere. New York will have daylight sav- ing this just as if York- ers ever used much daylight. Mexican woman of 1 smokes. cigarets. Anti-tobacco bugs will siy she wouldn't be near that old if she didn't: smoke, Perhaps chigan man claiming the moon at also thinks it made out of cheese. Little Spokane girl who forgot to wear a dress may have thought she was going to a dance. Detroit woman driver hit a build and may plead it was on t wrong side of the street. Ambassador Harvey threatens sail for America May 3. Healer sees the world’s end in 1926, Been a long time since such a pre dtction came true, If France ever gets her repara- tions, wonder if she will give us any for repay, rations? A’ Chicago pickpocket was a col- lege graduate, but the cops caught him just the same. Blanket designers are designing men’s clothes, while wallpyyer de- signers design women's, the design- ing creatures, London inventor has perfected a heatless light ,but nobody every per- fected ‘a heatless summer. “The. Turks are a bunch of folks with more oil, but morale. Germany will not pay her war debt until she thinks the war is over. New Jersey court says a woman has a right to scrub a boarder’s back, Also, it saves scrubbing sheets. Greeks and. Tyrks plan another war. Just like them, we don’t know what it is about. Be A flood carried everything on a way near Onoway in Michigan. Elephants, giraffes and choruy. girls paraded in New York, and, course, you could tell them apart. Sweets the fish. for the sweet. Fish for Paris wears fish fins. It costs seven cents to marry in Germany, but is worth it. i , FULLER BRUSH COMPANY of Hartford, Conn. Complete line of household Personal Brushes. ; Bismarck Office in City Insurance Company Offices 4th and Main Sts. B< Phone 220W B. G. LOUGHREN * Local Representative.