The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 28, 1923, Page 4

} PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., ‘as Second Class) Matter. SATURDAY, APRIL 28, 1923 ETIQUETTE Comments reproduced in_ this column may or may not express the opinion of The Tribune. They are presented here in order that our readers may have both sides of important {issues which are being discussed in the press of the day. BISMARCK TRIBUNE CO. - - - Publishers| Foreign Representatives | : i G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY a a LETTER FROM LESLIE PRESCOTT married to you, dear girl, I must vce henes ag : : - - DETROIT | GUDMUNDUR GRIMSON © TO LESLIE PRESCOTT have certain things both mental and arquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg. (CONTINUED) material that are my very own if : deiees ge Blue:| eaacnmar Geile te alate When Jack came back from his|we would either of us be happy.” PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH breakfast, which took him an un Again I interrupted, “Then we « 7) “ y a 2 s on | attorney for Cavalier county in real , which took ma -] Aga iF ¢ NEW YORK Fifth Ave. Bldg. une ey Mole leonscionably long time, my selfpity | not one ” a — ~ wan - —— {| North Dakota. He was not born MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS | in the United States; his parents : 5 ied Gaus TT 7 —| brought him as a baby from Tce The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use or) lind, settling in the northwestern republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not other-! state. He worked i w a raul riseveredited i vay: * | the University of North Dakota, eae reredited in this paper and also the local news published | ii) way wraduated with honors in erein. = veg Lit 1904. Later he attended the Uni All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are} versity of Chicago, studied aiso reserved. went back to his home aaa Se + was admitted to the ba MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION then he has worked at 1 nae oe ts Ne eae em eeen (sslon Ie teen Slory, Uae COUN Hey SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANGE ___| ‘lt of thousands “of resents of Daily, by carrier, per year, .........0.0.esee00se00e8-$7.20) America, the sory es oitticultic Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck) ...........0.6.. 7.20) there is : There is ne al enough stage} “Use your brain, Leslie, surely 1 he found me with my head bur-|you have one,” he impatiently re- ed in the pillow shaking with sobs.| marked, “Of course we are not one. I fully expected him to take me|No fensile person believes that a in his arms and comfort me, He|few words mumbled by someone had never seen me cry before and] over two people make them one and even dad gave me anything 1] indivisible. i wanted when I wept. But Jack did] “That part of the marriage cere- { nothing of the kind. Instead he} mony whic is supposed to fuse said, “Leslie, I wish you would get |two people into one was conceived up, wash your face and come out|in that beginning of time when man here in the sitting room, Be at|was the absolute custodian of his least sensible if not reasonable.” wife. They were one and he was This unkind remark did not make | the one. me any happier, but to show him] ‘In this day and age we know that that 1 realized the full import of |no woman will stand for th the words “to love, honor and obey” |1 know you, Leslie, you will had reached the hyste ail y ma e 3 who , and o} fi i ait Py a Pier (in state outside Bismarck). ... 5.00; shout the bare tacts in a hand of I immediately went into the bath} for it less than any other woman. 4 dal ly by mail, outside of North Dakota...... coeee 6.00) Onpor al ae cat devclapell room and bathed my eyes in cold| I certainly have no disposition to be ‘4 r THE STATIS OLDEST NEWSPAPER ce ie i ( » of oppo a ade 3 THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER ny HA CAAALIEE aUSREET oh When I came out and seated my-| “I should hope not, although this 7 (Established 1873) tin Tabere. eluiteen) years self it’ was with my face to the light. | morning—” — $$$ Vou ichraliencalnty,. ste For the first time in my life T want-| “Wait a moment,” he commanded AN IMPORTANT FACTOR wen to, Moria) to dha tas ed Jack to sce me looking my worst. | imperiously. 1 sepia 2 Ree , Reina FIPUIARLE eae I wanted him to see the ravage Instead I asked, “Do you really n considering plans to solve the problem of an adequate | 1,0), ENR Bt SUED unkindness had made, love me, Jack?” water supply for Bismarck, the City Commission has wisely | county, lim pecduse he He looked at me appraisin “It is because I love you, Leslie, taken into consideration the feasibility of providing its own | was riding on a train without thought, and after a little hi that Iam trying to start off this power to pump the water thus placing wholly within the | ticket. Unable to pay a fine Ay PU Haba Jourey of nee life ; hands of the city commission the matter of rate making. aout ue ‘ ouen th chi Maa Bits ine RAD EEnED oar 8 ERT TRFBUBI anietS . r Bye stare ale ae . 2 aaa é y sheriff! and turned over seen s ck , 3 Whether a new plant is built or the present one pure tye Putman Tamber Company. |! “Not more than 1,” [ interrupted.{eyes I seemed to see a gorgeous “ chased and needed additions made, the city should make pro- see of Leon. county prisoners | “But.” he continued as if Thad {night when stars were twinkling 1 to pump its own water so that at no stage of the pro- alter Higginbotham was a whip | = not spoken, “perhaps it is just as}back love to the serene moo igs will it be necessary to submit to the railroad com | BiN& boss im the lumber camp, He} \ 2 crea er a vel ae we come at once to an un-| head was on Jack’ oe . system, Le ; _ ater, Dr. T. Capers amp | oul A GENTLEMAN SHOULD LEAVE AT LEAST ENOUGH FOR CAR- FARE. jonleus of niy personal Iiberty.| “Darling,” he whispered tenderly Regulation of utility rates under the railroad commis- | physician, returned a : | Ng - The ve met my mother and you]“you are the one woman I have sion has not been a success. ‘There are evidences of great | fete. saying the hay | died of) * must realize how I have had to fight{ever known who always under discrepancies in the various cities of the state. | [eee FATT RIE aM feet for it: ard even wow “shel 1 unm) atuauay” Grand Forks for instance where quergy to man the | information was received — that Soran igen as eee ae Fara 4 waterworks pumps and light the streets is furnished by a) threw doubt on it. Tur ue . a the big Baa Of the ving sof the: stnte federation ohsmusie Ns private utility as is the in Bismarck, gets power cheaper Grimson became interested, thou , i ie ia ellie ae pee cluvsnielalanennt ee AES SIATCIe! DHA city iaineanl ey Twice Ae Dimasiiiianel:. | Lie. cases Wasenot Un IMS, {inrisdtes | eypeesgion: “and IM bEUe within! 97 ts a projection room and President F oe an Bismarck. z Ly is nearly ce as big as Bismarck. | ign He went to Florida, investi-; very restricted limits. [ls morale and Mrs. Harding and a list of pri-) Miss Alfreda Farr, who is to be It pumps all its water for one year at a cost for electrical | gated, and was convinced that a) and its morality Jag tar behind | vilewed” guests were! treated to the) married Tuesday to\F. Mj Foster was energy of $5,400 a year. The cost of energy in Bismarck Youth, convicted of nothing more! those of the average individual. first See He SE Wine of honor at a gathering for pumping water for one year ,000. This was oce ; rious an a miplementr na ne ship anay and should rise ines ana ee bles Mis He ternoon at the: home of sione yecuuse » state railros . i n canee! 4) been beaten to death, a vietim of, higher than the mass, but a large He Wsakd ed ve ich} 4 }. Olson. The afternoon sioned Pocus the | tate railroad commission cancellcd @) jconage. He set machinery in mo-| popnlar understanding and support —_— naturally raises this quer was spent in playing cards. A cou vorable contract then in existence which called for tion to remedy the wror The is the creative soil from whieh it Harry BL Mont through without paying Unele Sam “If the movies are all right to bey pineh ag gurved at dhe close of pumping the water into the reservoirs at one-half the pr sorth Dakota leg wre asked “in! springs. 1 bloc vermment be aff Correspondent Vany duty. shown in the White House, why ent cost. ja spirit of comity and friendship” |e mes the order of the in Conpre Yes, it @ertainly was both a rum isn’t it equally 0. k. for the presi- = - 4 Fargo a city nearly three times the size of Bismarck nal the Florida jegislature investi sat Jeaders will be few been | tnd rummy junket! ; jc nt to attend movie theatres?” John Zahn returned yesterday to & b i between. The bloc i: ew York City, after § pumps all its water ata cost for electrical energyt of about What has happened since is at-, small a unit to produce ands ightly more than what is taxed against the Bis- | tracting rod deal of attention vat feaders, for they do not er consumer A grand jury inquired into the Ta- aments and) broken : ecg naman aeiai cpa - bs . [th and, like Gudmundur| ares of population son ates paid utilities fo r water in : i pop i eats: hows tliat rie ‘ ee ie ee Bue became convinced that, Let us return with all conveni- o ner cities shows hat ismarck is far out of ine. Evi-j murder had been committed. Wal-| ent speed io representative govern- dently there is need for a complete revamping of all these | ter Higginbotham has been indict-; ment conducted under the party rates. Either Bismarck is paying too much or the other} ed. In the meantime an effort is) system ihe historic and highly towns are paying too little. St. Paul, however, gets its water pole made to ae ecu su a si tu At ican plan.—Minne- pumped by a private utility for tenths of cent per} drawn attention to other convict! St ov So-when the squad i kilowat as against more than an average of 4 cents per| camps in the state and evidence, cnn » most] the cdge of a southern bay® before | will have uniforms was decided at kilowat in Bismarc in the center of a supply of cheap) has shown that whipping prisoner: ! hy T sf oart government officials, She sailed | taking of for the over-water JUMP’ 4 meeting of the directors of the fuel. If the city is cquipped to perform — this|!s common ite theory seems 10 ADV ENTURE OF | from and yeturned to, the Washing-| Jimny meandered down to the wa:| Be fs ‘ : @ that the camps could not ex service itself, it Will be the best little regulator of rates! uniess ihe men and boys were kept! THE TWINS ' aM LG vatil da MU uSIN@aL ne TeLeste | ieHal cles andlmreniredidorvageoou|| commercials clubs Miursdayevcoing) were free to send ashore hand-bags, | sw Just as he was about ready} The club took action after the sub- pe le and save the city commission some of the embar in a continual state of fear. They twunks and other es wwithout}to jump in, an old negro showed, J4ct had been presented by four ments and expenses of fighting rate cases before the state | ousht not to exist. Maybe one | By Olive Barton Roberts spied on or queried about by|up. Merely by wQy of making con-|Tepresentatives from the band, Hf. M ity ; : : | son why they do is that the sherifi| ‘ inqui itive suc or prohibition] versation Woodrulf askei Leonhard, Joseph Bergeim, H. J. utility board —ases that can be started at the slightest | 22" WhY they Co is that the. | ! ae ten He ITavis and R. R. Lutz. As the local es : phat rier eG 5 | got $20 tor himself every time he} After the tank of the tin soldiers | agents “How about it, uncle—any sharks|T#vis and R. R. Lutz, As the loca ; are ree - provocation and impose heavy burdens on the city and the | delivered a prisoner. Gudmundur had knocked down the fort of the] Wherefore, out of the 70 members| around here?” band is considered one of the best} Berlin cats 500 horses a wee utilities involved. | moon. a plain, ordinary pro: {weoden soldiers in Bing-Bang Land,] of Congress, lame ducks and nev “No sah, no sah. Ain't no sharks Returning to street lighting. Grand For correspondsnts and photo-| "bout here,” he replied. “De ‘gators being a well lighted city. Its residence district is especially home in . but itt i cruise of | LIEUT. JIMMY WOODRUFF, one visiting at the home of his brother, 5 trans} Henderson tof ef the army fliers who took part inj L. J. Zahn for two weeks. anama and the West Indies to win] the flight of six planes from Kelly | MANDAN NEWS _~—— the honest-to-goodnes riquet of { Field, Te to San Juan, Porto Mr. and Mrs. F. W. MeKendry Rico, is yw for baths. He just! tertained a ‘number of friends at ald be point.| must have his daily dip, whether ke) Proyide Uniforms dinner and bridge at their home I diplomatic | has biden traveling by sooty sleeper Thursday evening. a search, and seizure} Or up in the supposedly pure ceru- For Band Boys ese foe ibited by | lean. on landed on) ‘That members of the Mandan band “the rum junket.” The Henderson, it ed out, traveled with mimanity to of spirituous i Volstend nt ship ors + pre t. She v arrying in the state it was decided that the] much to 500 horse: members must have some kind of — d uniform since they have never had Another New York won anything distinctive in the t shot her husband. These astonishment. is noted for | cuting attorney, las found it with- ‘there was a council of war in his power to start a reform oi/ "What shall we do?” asked Gen- ers who made the trip on the} keep ‘em all killed out.” | ne Seda Sead ee Ge eee : ,; Breat sg gnificance hundreds of eral Gold Braid. Henderson, the low rity took Ww eupon Woodruff decided that < : s f well lighted and the white way is not curtailed a ‘ the titles from where he lived. Amer-! “Rebuild the fort,” suggested fee or ae Sani Ub lmouulliewuanleunecescaryaattersalle | | Other subjects considered at the] women get away with murder. case in Bismarck The cost of electric energy for Grand) ica could nd a few more Gud- somebody. inion mad cinainonsothou yur ‘ : | meeting w: rural telephone line, — : Forks lighting stem a year is approximately ,600 as | mundur Grimsons, — Indian«polis “That won't do any good,” declared liquors and stimulants to the| THE movies still have one event | ee pobalipelab, natin gaan Tailors tell us coat tails will be against 16.68 for Bismarck. Grand Forks has a_ flat) (Id) New we sence! ae ane auld eomne imposed by their consciences] to bring about before they can cfaim | special’ telephone committee, gave a shostennparraniae tune Soueheae | == right back and knoek it down again.” | and pocketbooks. Pa euiltuce aleenuilite writhidnenepon oni ceec B mittee, fave 11 wear patched sers, DAME'S BELLS | “Drop sheils on it out of an air! One of the best informed’ of the a eae Tliatinae | enere cone thes adviaelilliy eo! bull: rate for its white way instead of being on a meter. That | piNGInG NOTRE es jriane and blow it up,” suggested! junketeers is authority for the : 3 So far no presidential par-|jng a tele H SOHEE! . ‘ity can 2 5 ler 6: ing a telephone line to connect the 7 oy (P: 5 = city can afford under e Honuredanyatiowientheater SS AepUN ae: A Chester (Pa.) horse has been ting rates to keep its streets lighted | while Bismarck by force of necessity must curtail its lights| Notre Dame's famous hells are jsemebody else. epatanne MEAN anE A Gle- (udtehue LOGS ; a : aa made a wooden leg. The horse-flies , until certain sections of the city are rly lighted ne to | to be rung in future through the] “I know a better way than Tae y He ee caal HAS five either, in Washingtonsoneclsewlerc:| ‘The efforts of ‘the local) boys) in\iihave & aurprige| coming. & 2 certain sections 0 he city are so poorly lighted as 9 medium Ge Gudistesnline ant w att men a fhe party wie He mot belie Somehow, attending the movies is} developing a baseball club was en be positively dangerous for auto traffic. It is a problem |js possivie that sentimental Paris- Grerabody. waited’ tally uccuscea few ott esisote booze) | auillilistedyimsthe Winite)Housessocin| Gorseuaby nthe dditectors: aICaWaSadesllistiewouarc hae uawencaln satu r as one ef the things that}cided that the baseball uni One member of Congress had an en- that the city commission is up against, but which it hopes | i: Spokane doctor says, we should ill mourn the change as : f : ! BE : tire trunk full, Another was re sens done, Mee Gane 1 solve w: VAR GANDA! tensa aration. act, Victor Huge av iuni halle onl ces : ould be financed by popular : or ee : The ae at ane ee nc t and | 2s Saanelit We ee at EE AER eantiice ae a canbabentaa it} ported to have returned with three] However, if Mahomet mustn't go|scription rather than by selling ad-| "CV¢T eat a big hunk of cheese. ne people oO sIsmarcKk Cu ze pL 3 Ss a eae " us i HS oes aa inks more ce startes » .. a ay have ertising a . se e peop! ismarck can get their pencils out and (28 made it necessary that the renee sts jtle way they enter{ SUAKS more than he started with, [to the: mountain, he may have the | vertising as originally planned. ceive palsiteaca vis figure that it is costing this city for electric energy to pump | jeiis ne. tt water and light the streets—a grand total of nearly $15,000 a year as against $11,000 in Grand Forks. If some saving Junkete who did not care for; mountain moved tc Mahomet, And ii . to hold cow tails, so there is no use know which way| Hduers er who could not bring their| simply being elected _ president 32 Pieces Compose eyineboverenileentill de 1 General | consciences to. permit: their p doesn't kill one’s liking for the as being rang by hand in nee with the tradition which | “Bi ations of mankind lave ap-|the tank is going? t how do we eines Ae ora Sef nani eae (ea ALO aN GEER a] tum-runners on a@ goyernn ovies, whatever the i g ans i t can be made in this item and other utility charges, the people | ies {Ife shamge acai gels a ie Wie Gat at op Ure ES DS eae ae cian Hie Se vege copyentions Mandan’s Band Minanidaciide beni highaway, tomas. f mE, Bee nee eC hate Ween Verano sri aemmedron tecrelt) (he alin beus cipal | hole any aro er : ere baa E . ; — 5 5 i sien | may not feel the burden of extra taxation for direct benefits | dere and will ring, after thedpmr’s Nick pmuzhed Sir!” You are] Havana with finc elgars whieh came ibid to Soy-| ‘Phe Mandan ‘band this year will Ae aah bales Men cong fo in the way of improved service and a city owned water | silence, with thelr accustamed | perfectI¥ right, sirt But T thought} —-—— ~~ iia Set : pat j be composed of 32 different instru- | pe, ibe plant. By all means the city should provide its own pump: |toncs; and what matters ft that jwe might lay a trap for it Sort of [ments, according to the announce- : as ing station and end forever the chances of its water rates poeeeycl ieee the. mediinm Baya nites Tyee eee Ota | EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO oe oe een ere eae me, Seattle man claims his wife bit sf being the football of politics and endless litigation. ‘their voices? People gay that elec. | “Go on,” commanded General Gold ne j mission and the band next week the Ea aa have been treat __ The way is clear and the city ssion can get support tric motors are materatistic and listening attentive eee % jplan of arranging weekly concerts,} '™ Der UNC & CO for its program by promising the voters that it will take | lacking in atmosphere. EA eee nue ay ath ie AW, TUT-TUT= > [either uptown or at the Chautauqua) 4... aviators are trying for a a eraS * * »Se) TRIAL. aca Ay to a inatare really: ate ic (of the branches, d Nick. ring the er will be con- ye AVEO e A steps to end the present unequal charges as compared to ; joo" ae Gtaoit ies se line the tank Gill wishito aunneeee TUT-+ TUT ----- during the summer will be con-| sy attitude record, which is the what other cities of the state are paying. a «|mosphere less romantic t very much. Then, ker-flip, ker-flop! ing ig the personnel of the| Height of indiscretion. i Granting that service is good in this city and it is—so it of tarred hemp? Bell-ro | Down they will go to the bottom and g —_—-. ’ Py ‘ is in Grand Forks and Fargo at a much smaller cost as far nothing to recommend them except We can Bt a ae 1 Cornets: Ralph Law, Charles Pinu]. mhey iad fit anata Me ea : : heir a i Pp rE iti ‘ i generd Z “ NI. i ct r 4 nt Mexicans as the water pumpage and street lighting are concerned. their antiquity and the recognition d the genera R.R. Lutz, John Spehn, J. N. Schmidt. | feo. Some of the ignori pumbage ening which literature has accorded | Dig as hard us 3 Clarinets: Frank Blackhoop, Archie | thought it was an election. ' SO them: and it is probable than when, | | So they all dug and soon had a f Ce ee Gare 11 is hard : cae a in some future century, an deep hole covered so cleverely with Bruce Johnstone. Saxophones: i. gardener tells us it is hard to BREAKERS AHEAD ‘ator suggests ringing the old branches you wouldn't have gue is, Ralph Countryman. Piccolo,| keep a good weed down, aio, sentimentalists will it was there in a hunflred years. ng of Right in the middle they put a wood- cannon, ong came the tank just then like 5 v Henry Ford has gone through the last several years ac- pelis by r claimed by most people, assailed by a few, but acknowledged again sorrow over the pas by all as a powerful and successful man. There are some, {ie romantic motor. — Baltimore P. Rugg. Altos: C. L. Love, John = Mushik, George Lutz, Trombones:} You never realize’ how high silk | Wm. Steinbrueck, Henry Breuninger, | stockings are until you see a girl in Lowell Collis, Harold Law, Chas. | a bathing suit. ak = however, who appear not willing to admit he is either pow- Su, erful as a presidential candidate or that he will be successful. | Pipp’s Weekly, published in Detroit by a man who says he for. merly was associated with Mr, Ford, doesn’t have the indi- resident Harding, in his notable cations of one with the pip. It is bristling with attacks on edu ress. anombers. x the nso Henry Ford, charges him with retaining $29,000,000 war, C“ircning lint on the present-day profits despite a promise to give the amount to the govern: itical leadership. The rient, and attacks his good faith in the Lincoln Motors deal king that challen- Mr. Ford may not be worried; probably isn’t. But there is peur danse and striking type of enough in the magazine to indicate that there are rough! away aye, aN TBe 7 Pe THE FAILURE QF LEADERSHIP A Se 5 Their work is done. roads ahead for Mr. Ford if he runs for President. Still new challenge to leadership in @e-| rough roads are said to have-no terror for Ford. | termining the relation of the Unit- ed States to world order and in ‘knitting up the robe of industry UNLUCKY rent hy war. Beyond this, however, President _Why is the $2 bill considered so unlucky that Uncle Sam dine howe hat tie lane 10- thinks of withdrawing it from circulation? ward blocs and experiments in Walter Allman, who draws the Duffs, suggests maybe it’s | pure. democracy is greatly respon- because “people are afraid of spending a two for a one.” sible for the failure of leadership. €0] ‘ ‘i z | Parties have given place to grouns Superstitions usually start among gamblers, Pullman) jnq piocs that are essentially dif- porters and actors. The one about the $2 bill probably began | ferent in their nature. A great po-! with gamblers, for a $2 banknote looks worse to a gambler | litical party invites a majority than a black cat or “the hand the dead man held.” vote and following. It is commit- i ted to programs and motivated by \principles. It is responsible to the PAINLESS ‘ people. The party system has Surgeons had to operate on Edward Higgins for hernia. recreate ua err ROuRD of nota- They didn’t care to risk his heart by putting him to sleep| 4 loc, on the other hand, rep- with ether. So they hooked a headset on Ed and a radio con-| resents a small minority with a cert from WJZ kept his mind off the operation until it was| narrow and selfish interest It a big bug. Seeing the gun it went cright at it. | Crash! It had fallen right into the trap. “Hurrah i 1 the wooden sol ou are our prisoners!” (To Be )Continued.) Ft N i : 3 a ‘| A THOUGHT , mite a scorner, and the si will beware; and repreve one hath understanding, and we derstand knowledge.—Proy, 19:25. The improvement of the under standing is for two ends: st, our own increase of knowledge; second- ly, to enable us to deliver and ma fout that knowledge to othe Locke. PLANNING PAVILION, Promoters of the Heart River Amusement company which has been given a concession by the city park | commission to erect a dancing pavil- |on, boat house, ete. in Chautauqua park, are procuring plans and ex- | pect “shortly to have interesting, an- ‘nouncements for the public. “Ar- }rangements are to be made whereby private owners of boats will be able challenges a loyalty that promotes; to secure storage space in the boat over.” Pain gets worse when. we concentrate our attention’ (iy a fragrant of minority inter-| house where the property will be} on it, Most of your pains, pleasures also, are imaginary. | est. it gives room tor individual] cared for at all times. / THE FUCL NAME (8 TUT-ANKH-AMEN, MGANING "DON'T [NTERRVUPT "I! a Welcher, Baritones: John Stastny, John Atkinson. Bases: Carl Bur- \dick, Herman Leonhard, H. J. Tavis. Drums: Eugene Burdick, Wm. Stut man, R, S, "Johnstone, E. B. Wilkin- son. .CHILD CONSERVATION .CLUB. The Child Conservation club held ja meeting yesterday afternoon ct |the home of Mrs. F. W: McKendry, | the session being in the nature of a | farewell’ party to Mrs. .W. G. Black, | who will make her home’ in Bir- | marck, where her husband is now lo- cated as state engineer. Daffodils | were used in decorating the home ‘and Mrs, Black was presented with a set of goblets as a parting gift |from the members of the organiza- tion with which she has been active- ly, associated. The girls in the Mandan high |school completely outclassed the | boys at the close of another six | weeks’ period, according to the | standings on the report cards which |have just. been issued. “Mrs. Morgan Morris of Mandan, who was elected-as thei one delegate ‘from North Dakota to ‘the National |Federation of Music clubs biennial meeting to be held June 9 to 17, at Ashville, N. C., has announced -her intention of making the trip. M Morris was chosen at'a recent..heet: Sage tea is considered a good spring tonic by the sages. Running up and down newspaper columns is good exercise. Half the fun of fishing is know- ing you ought to be working. There have been some raw deals in raw sugar and some not so refin- ed in refined sugar. A canoe is a boat that turns over when you change seats. The thing that counts’ most is the adding machine. ,, The only hard thing about holding, a job is the work it takes, Dancing really is graceful, but the law says the non-stop dancing craze really is disgraceful In Samoa the natives wear very few clothes, the reason being it is too hot for Samoa. War never pays. War is hell. Therefore, raising hell never pays. Spring is time for lambs to gam- bol, but a lamb who gambled in Chicago ‘lost the bank’s money.