The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 26, 1923, Page 4

PAGE FOUR rHE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Antered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Clase, Matter. | 8ISMARCK TRIBUNE CO. ~ Publishers | Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY i "HICAGO - : - - - DETROIT | squette Bldg. Kresge Bldg. ! PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH | is W YORK - - - - Fifth Ave. Bldg.| | worked Word | MEMBER OF THE ASSOCI ATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use o: cpublication of all news dispatches credited to it or not other- wise credited in this paper and also the local news published | herein i All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are “reserved. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION | SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE | Daily by carrier, per year. . slogan estes .s «$7.20 Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck)... 7.20) Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bism Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota 5.00; 6.00 THE STATH’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) HONK! HONE Henry Ford breaks his record again — turns out 37,798 | passenger ¢. and trucks in one week. All these are for sale in our country. The figure does not include production | arck) .... of Ford’s plants in Canada and abroad. Nor does it include | cars for export. Sixty-three hundred machines a day! Thirteen a min- ute, on the basis of an eight-hour day! | Irom the first of the y made 867,628 passenger cars and trucks. The auto industry is estimating that all factories this ar will manufacture between three and four million cars. Over 11 million private motor cars and nearly a million and a half trucks and commercial cars are now in service. s say that the “saturation point” of the auto in a will be 20 million machines. That is the potential market ahead of the makers, scheduled to be reached in 1930. | Twenty million cars will mean one for every six Americans. | By crowding, the whole nation will be able to go motoring at the same time. Whether auto registrations will ever exc in our country will depend on what happen perity, « fool-proof r to April 1, American factories ed 20 millions to average pre so on how quickly the inventors perfect inexpens ve airplanes that will take us off the road and into the air. | Sky in the future will be literally black with airplanes. Auto makers at present are handicapped by shortages | of various materials, especially plate gla The plate glass | famine is due to the rapidly increasing popularity of the | closed car, which unquestionably will be the car of the fu- | ture. About half the people who are in the market for new cars want the close models. Ford this year will make 500,- 000 losed cars. “Keep out the rain” is the big reason. On the other hand, the closed car also keeps out the fresh |* £ Lega Jinstruction provided in the higher jstudy of our own literature i air, for the owner develops a tendency to lower the windows just enough to keep ventilation below the reeking point. | Better for the health in the old days when oxygen rushed in at the car’s open sides or around the curtains, Maybe, though, the closed car is sent along to get us gradually used to the closed compartments that will be neces: sary in fast-flying airplanes of the future. ene i YANKEE Germany claims she has sh, lands, ships and materials worth 20 billion dollars. If France loses out in the Ruhr—goodby further indemnity payments. It’s probably an even bet that France has moved her frontier to the Rhine for good unless a German army drives her back. Twenty billion dollars is a big sum. Yet it’s only half of the total value of American manufactured goods in 1921, the census bureau reports. Blucher, visiting England after the Battle of Waterloo, was asked his opinion of London. He smacked his lips and said: “What a magnificent city to loot!” The game is true of our nation—if any one had the chance to loot, which is an improbability. MONEY Have you nearly twice as much money in the bank as you | had in 1914? The average American has. Savings deposits | in 1918 totaled 7000 million dollars. Now the figure is close | te 14,000 millions. Some of the war-boom money was salted away by the plain people. How much? Apparently, at least 7000 mil- jor However, the buying power of the dollar has been Practically cut in two, so in effect we’re no better off than we were before the war—except for the wise who will keep their savings until low prices again bring the dollar’s buy- ing power to par —$1 now will equal $2 later, in buying power. i i | ALCOHOL In 1921, when genuine liquor was easier to get than now, only 1432 Americans were ligitimately engaged in manufa turing alcohol and medicinal hooch, compared ‘with 8322 in 1914, says a census report. And the value of their products in 1921 decreased nearly six-sevenths compared with 1914, despite higher prices. Opinions vary as to the amount of alcohol made illicitly in recent years by bootleggers. But drinking by the public | is-on the wane, desipte a few individuals whé are getting as much as when the bartender apologized if his Old Crow was | léss than seven years old. } | ove OVERHEAD © Seven big clay “dud” bombs (for practice, not loaded with explosives) accidentally fall out of airplanes and demolish a drugstore: and-bakery in San Antonio. This gives you a! glimpse of future dangers. The airplane will free us from #ito hazards—but the danger will merely be transferred to j@ air. ® ‘Still very unsafe for the fliers themselves. Eight army | aviators out of every 100 are killed each year and two crip- | So they can never fly again. Inventors are paying too | d so | much attention to airplane speed, not enough to safety. ba — G. 0. P. , Six cities seek ‘the .G. O. P. national convention in 1924. The cities are Chicago, Cleveland, Kansas City, San Fran- 0, Buffalo and Washington. Place your bets on Cleve- d, in the “doubtfull” state.~ ( As for the next: presidential election, its result will de- id at least half on whether we have national prosperity times when.the people vote.’ Nothing talks quite as ingly as money, especially in politics. ‘ | Not very many ye: jthe term | iM-sorted companions, | ploiti jbe a part of English literature jerature must forever be a part of Comments reproduced in th column may or may not express the opinion of The Tribune. They are presented here in order that our readers may have both sides of Important issues whic! being discussed in the pr: the day. AN OVERWORKED WORD As a charter member of the So- ciety for the Protection of Over- “The Record” rises to protest against the cruelty and injustice inflicted oy brutal and inthinking advertisers, press agents and newspaper editors up- on the ever-willing but constantly overtaxed prefix. “super,” which s habitually d into arduous service at and compelled to remain on duty, with no inter- mission for meals, until long after | midnight. Jn earlier days super was perm- anently attached to and practic incorporated in a number of us ful terms, largely of Latin origin, such as superfluous, superstitious, upercilious, supererogatory ,etc., dl of which held union cards and ould not impag upon My ive-driving employers. In suca sturdy company super was able to work having reasonable hours ¢ ple perior’s of rest, and w heard to make complaint cal exhaustion ago, however, ‘super-man” sprang sud- denly into” popularity. and the} ground was laid for putting super | to work with unlimied numbers of with conse quences that soon became evident in the public prints. The advertising representatives of amusement enterprises had long, been looking for means of express: ing adequately the true merit the entertainments they were and they found it in s So we began to hear less of supers behind the scenes and more | of those in front. We were intro- duced to super-productions, staged never of phy i yer. by super-geniuses and portrayed ; hy super-actors and — supe resses (often at unmentioned gu- per-prices). Super-startling, —su- | per-thrilling, stper-sat'<fying mo- / | vies are screened now for our edifi cation. When the retail dealers saw super working so hard in the busine the store pure s theatrical jobs in super ss they gave him wds and put on nd super-oppor- sand super-reductions of -quality wares. snough is plenty We are even willing to join in a movement to on super for life.-Philadel a Record. AMERICAN LITERATURE It conservative esti mate to say that nine-tenths of | our university teachers are more competent to discuss the literature} of England than the literature of America; and the actual quantity not to speak of the quality of is a most atively insignificant viously not a happy for native letters; tion is the natural consequence careless acquiescence in the con- tention that American must alway is ob- state of affairs yet this condi is perhaps contention r themselves th sternly wiser to accept than to listen to thos olutionaries wha wish to cut! without off inhe bid our never darken our doors But our national literature never hold its due pla hilting | who will form its proper work in our con- i the till we reverse ntention and dec the older English li instead, t American — literature.- Sherman in the ADVENTURE OF i THE TWINS | By Olive Barton Roberts. Stuart ule Review. r. Naney flew in her airplane | to look for Ni She flew right over “There birds. cried out those queer while ago.” Soon she came to the the tin soldier camp w: membered what the goes we s She re oot at he right over the army, she reached for a gas bomb! and dropped it. It was only a sleep- ‘as bomb really. leaned out and watehed | ¢ what would happen. When she w: | Pddd! She heard the bomb hit the ground | and burst. | Almost instantly General Hobble-, dehop fell over on the ground, snor- ing. \ Then Colonel Butter Cup fell over, | and Major Straight Back, and Cap-| tain Bow Legs and Lieutenant Shiny | Boots all fell over, sound asleep | Then the private soldiers and ma-! chine gunners “and cavalry dropped ow is chance!" said to herself. So she brought her airplane down my Naney | to the groand and tiptoed softly! over to the prison. | There was Nick looking out be-| tween the bars of the window. “Quick! cried when he, saw, her. “The guard there has the key. It’s in his belt.” : Nancy carefully took the key from the sleeping soldier and unlocked the | door. . | Not only Nick but all the wooden | soldier prisoners were free at last. | \ “Oh, thank you!” thay said. | “We're ever so much obliged.” And they marched hack to their] own army. Nancy and Nick got into Nancy's | airplane and sailed away. (To Be Continued.) (Copyright, 1923, NEA Service, Inc.) | | ' Women electors in the Wands worth district of London outnu , ber the 70,000 men by 6,000. ! tide re | Burtne: Dy | who completed her term of in Lein township Friday took the in at Drisepll for her home last yt Man had sa jtold her and flew very high so,that| j mone of them could i | weeks ago for Minneapolis and then | ceived ttt he has enlisted in the Navy. : Mrs. John Olson returned Tues- HAVING AN ENDURANCE TEST OF Gos! WISH } COULD SETTLE DOWN AND STAY IN ONE PLACE AWHILE NEWS OF OUR NEIGHBORS DRISCOLL | Mike City i Driscoll Tomt of Valles ast: Thursd arrival Y os py ph: Se idental ¢ zg, ath of Jol ich happened a year ago last BALDWIN HIS OWN | from Underwood — will The the shopper: Mrs. Van Couch, Mrs. Barney Mugi following ladies wert in town the pa hin Mrs, Brant will soon leave us and a min- take charge of the chureh at this ph pel Borner, Mrs. O. N. Lun- dinvof Arnold and Mrs. Jake Spitzer. LETTER FROM LESLIE PRESCOTT TO LESLIE PRECOTT, CARE OF THE SECRET DRAWER. I am sitting here in my room at the hotel writing and, also, I am find- ing out that the first letter I am writing to be placed in that little secret drawer, where no one can sec, a letter which chronicles the greatest unhappiness of my, life. Jack has gone out and slammed the door with reverberations that were absolutely profanc. We have been married less than a month and s come to this. We have had 1 quarrel and over such a little thing. I am quite sure I am not to blame, for surely husband and wife should have no secrets from each other. I know that I would not care, in fact, I would be very glad, if Jack took enough interest in my friends— all of whom scem to bore him more or less -to read the letters from them to me. He could open th when and how he pleased and he d to me this morning that he considered anyone who would open another's letter capable of almost underhanded thing. Of course, Jack must understand that I would not read one of his letters without telling him I had read jt. - If I did that I would feel I would merit his accusation. When we went down to breakfast this morning, Jack was busy gt the news stand buying morning papers and cigarets I walked over to the desk, for L was expecting a letter from home, Running through them hastily, | found two or three of them for me, but 1 was not much inter- ested in them. w one addressed to Jack which garet Easten's father Mr. Walch is about ninety years of age and has been failing for some time. Rev, Krank of Hazelton held ‘atholic services at the Easten home Wednesday morning. CA. Carlson and family and John Wilde and family were Bis- marek visiters k school Burr No. 3 has ope ed again with Miss Bradberg AONUMA SolanUasoutne okt — tea A few days vacation was Mrs. Horace Ward and) daughter Couch is driving a car which, had, while x new teacher was being eee rived | Miss Tess Ward arrived home Sun-[he bought from Fred Rupp, ‘secured, R. H. Woodland having in Driscoll on busi- | dy from Californi points —— ‘taught the fore part of the term, hess. long the Pacific coast © they] HL G. Higgins and family enter seach, pent the winter months visiting at] tained some friends at their home mer and Lucille, the two young- }the homes of relatives, Sunday. er children of Mr. and Mrs. Wm. (Raate Wi uA Pen - waa (Baker are on the sick list, this : ee fehdine Sree a Henry Larson sold his property] W. C, Gehrke was a business. vis- | week, with parents, Mr. and Mrs, H[ it town, and has moved his family/itor in Bismarck the latter George Knudtson made a trip to Roatadtiers into the bungalow owned by Mrs.] the week. Hazelton last Tuesday and again on Butterfield. — | Saturd Swhene Mea Gigder tiie ianitorcat Lois, the little daught Mr.|- Mrs, Jas. Berh pe visited Livona scGUIE aC BUTRT Ee. HOLLEN nae Mrs. May Little whe has property| and Mis. George Schonert ¢| school Wednesday afternoon, ne and burned over|i® town was bata caller the} school last Friday. | John Wilde w. business visitor 4 Q ee fore part of the week. - - a+ = in Hazelton KE. C. Ruble's half section. a GuBNeoE | Dallas Barkman of Christiania| Miss Doris Truax arrived Satur-] Marion Burge of Linton was Pair tonight and Friday. Rising township was in Driscoll on business | 2" evening from her home at Wil-| through our neighborhood last week! temperature Friday a ton to spend the week-end visiting] gathering subscribers for Capper’s ——— at the home of Miss Wilma Graham. } We: and Wm, Carmich- WING ITEMS W. F Walford of Bismarck wa Tin GoM ee eet teisngehimearounds Frank Werdene, of Minneapolis is Drivcollvavisitors lace awedncslay. Granting a cary tor Ae parrory here in the interests of the Boynton Arnold Rupp broke his arm Frid Mr. and Mr uyerly were| Land Co Te Mea ntaninawib toni ite afternoon. -He was hurried to Wil-| Capital city shoppers Tuesday of | : fetghca cided’ Southeast. of Driscoll, was in{ 8, Where medical assistance was last week, | . H, C. Edgerton, returned from Driscoll a few days. last week Ha| rendered, and he wax able to return as J itmintec A Nie eee eae TOAD. Aes a EP Con serine, | ieuites RS Toil thin Mrs. Margaret sten and C.! Hubbell’s daughter Ella May, last e u ‘ ~ Stout transacted business in Hazel- Wednesday who has fully re Aine’ non inn HR RATER oe TTR ce ao Muri who il i ton Monday. \ i eo ae cee ee sa week of school on account 0 lieences ae ‘ ’ se - Monday, Lein and brother Ben- Lein Township were in town urday. Miss Lein visited at her sister’s home till Su Miss Cl Mr. and Mrs, C. B. Neweome nd! family were Sunday guests at J. M.! Lein's. Mrs. Henry on and daughter} Hazel were Dr day oll shoppers Satur I Mics-Mand Brown went to Bis Mabel. Friday to have her {reited, returning Saturday. eyes Theodore Coder of Sterling town hip was a Driscoll éalled Saturday. | Miss s of Emerado, Ole sm elson and Mrs. Inge- sen wete Driscoll shop- pers Saturday. Adolph Hanson of Chestina town- hip, Kidder Co., wag in Driscoll turday on business, The Woodmen met Tuesday even- ing, the 17th, Allen Van Vleet was. initiated at this meeting. The Community Litdbary Society meets Friday evening, the, 27th of April. Nels Meland, who has been at- tending Business College in Fargo, ¢ home Saturday. ~ Miss Ida Velleu returned Sunday frout_a visit in Bismarck. Attorney G. Olgierson of Wing was a Driscoll caller Saturday. . © Robinson and family of J. Hallum of Minn- unday guests at, the . Anderson, po vere home of E, ‘Knut Gunderson left about two for the west. Word has been re- day from a two week's stay with her son's family in Sterling. Last week Wednesday a number of members of the Workmen's Com- Arnol Gottfrie d Rupp home. M. Thompson auctioneer of Wil- Sunday guests at the dd Kickul of Dave Holly and family have moved to their place on the bottom since the danger of high water is passed. week on business, Mrs. Olga Kesler gave a ecard and dancing party at her home last Fri- day night in honor of her ; ial sister, ton was a business caller in town] Edward Easten spent a few Gaye lar cinetena cick pore mae Ha ‘Tuesday ernoon. with relati here returning Sat-/ until about midnight when a oe -- urday to his work on the Red Trail| three course lunch was served to H, Gunhus of Edinberg was a|near McKenzie. ee ee business calle in town t of the week. Church services were held Baldwin afternoon. Sunday he fore part hneider of Hazelton out Walch, who is Mr: R Patrick was to Livona on business recently. Mar- ubout twenty five invited guests. was one of the most delightful ties held in Wing for a long and Mrs. Kesler received many com- | pliments for the entertainment. It | EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO _| "8 ciotrsk Say $ Bx O'C , iS iy Ls a LOCK SUNDAY MORNING LS NO TIME TO BE ADIUSTING AN AUTONOBILE HORN! PEOPLE ARoOwND HERE Like TO SLEEP AT TH pensation Bureau of Minn, were here for a hearing in connection with the is Hour} == Miss Olge Slinker, one of our ‘teachers spent Sunday with her par- Fred Seallon Mr. and and Mrs, | Robt. Wilkinson were! Bismarck vis- j itors last Sunday. | Miss Edith Mueller was in Bi j marek last Sunday visiting her s \ ters there. Mr, and Mrs. Ed Hamlin and son | Lloyd were calling on old friends in | Wing last Saturday and Sunday. Mr. d Mrs. Hamlin are running the Eiks Cafe in Bismarck. Mr. and Mrs. Fred Scallon are 1 | parents of a baby girl born at the St. Alexius hospital at Bismarck last Saturday. All concerned doing well. Al Kusler and family of Sterling were visiting with Mr. and Mrs. G. A, Hubbell last Sunday. || Mr. and Mrs. B. W. Graham’ spent | Sunday with Mrs, Graham's parents | Mr. and Mrs. C, E, Crum at McKen- | aie. Mr. Crum is-in very poor health. i | Mrs, H. ©. Edgerton has been con- fined to her home the past week i with the flu. | The Wing tennis club .inember {have been working on the tennis jcourt during the past week getting ‘the ground ready this season. Wing will have a ball team this ‘summer,, They have alreddy organ- ized and will begin \practice right away. Mrs. Joe Wagner of Bismarck, was | calling on old friends here last Sat- urday and Sunday., Ay Mrs. John Hanson, died last Tues- day after a short sickness of only a few days with pneumonia. Mrs. Hanson’s maiden name was Effie Lee Kimbrell, and she was born in Sch- luyer Co., Missouri, May 26th, 1892. Ax Inrisure Stary of Inagecst] Smonats Revegzp 1n Pena Lares SAC Sa 5 = moon has i S261 ‘9% TIHdV ‘AVAGSUNHL ° had ydney Curton’s business ad- dress in the corner. Naturally | thought he was writing us in an- swer to my postal card and without the slightest hesitancy I tore it open, Before I could take the note from the envelope Jack came over to where I was standing. “Any letters for me?” he asked “We have a letter from Sydney ton,” I answered. We,” he spoke quickly prise. “Is it addressed to us? No, it is addressed to you.” Jack reached over quick the letter out of my h in a rough tone of voice, will read my own letters. If he had struck me I could in both sur: of not have been more surprised and hurt. But he did not even stop to see how his cruelty had affected me. rapidly toward ‘ Instead he walked the dining-room evidently not ing whether I followed or not. 1 all I could do to keep from turnin and going back to our roo I felt the eyes of that supercilious hotel clerk boring into the back of my head = The satirical import of his smile brought the blood to my face 1 followed Jack into the dining room, however. My husband did not even rise from his seat at the table when [ arrived there. He had a peculi hard gray look upon his face that LT had never seen upon it before. It made me feel as though I was look- ing into the face of a stranger. In a moment all our intimacy, all our communion of spirit seemed to have vanished. 1 almost felt that great primal difference which leads to the r of the se her She leaves to mourn her loss husband and six children, he er and mother who reside at I erd, Minn., two brothers and one ter who reside at Brainerd, Minn. and one sister Mrs. Fred Huguet, of Wing. The funeral was held at the church in Wing on Friday and the remains laid to rest in the cemen- tery here Rev, Chas, Richter officiat- ing. Spooning and sound alike. Spgofing not only Being handicapped by skirts, some men find it easy to beat a woman to a street car seat. Tell her she gets better looking every time you see her and she wants you .to see her often. Be careful with a toothbrush that wears out quickly, Someone may ve using it by mistake. The reason so much scandal is made is because there are so many eager to carry it. Weeds make a splendid gurden. They grow quickly and never have to be watched over. When you see a man’s face all scratched up now you never know if it was a cat or earrings. ve a man enough ropes and he will smoke himself sick. A man often tells a girl he would wait a million years to marry her, but he never does it. Since, as astronomers say, the no air or water, it is no ¢ for an auto trip. pl In Washington, a man bought five million undershirts, and will always have a clean undershirt. Turpentine is not good for bed bugs. It kills them. v Gum arabic may be used for clean- ing old straw hats if you can’t ex- change them at some good cafe. and lizards are ndicat- Spiders, frogs found in cargoes of banana ing they slip in on the skins. It is considered quite a feat to paint up old furniture without paint- ing up a house. Pekinese dogs date back move than’ a thousand years ago, but are very small for their ag It is best to boil things in steam ing hot water, because cold water does not boil. If you ever meet a man without a country tell himsthere is one in South Africa without a man. A drop of glycerin makes ‘a cake rise rapidly. Nitroglycerin does the same, but never use it. Goldfish breeding is a big industry in Italy, and they seldom turn out to be brass. Wetting nails before driving keeps you from cracking plaster, but not from cracking your thumb. Borax is good for removirg dan- druff, so borax may be related to our head-seratching Senator Borah. ——<—— | A THOUGHT | ee Woe to the rebellious) children, salth the Lord, thet take counsel, but not of me; and that cover with a covering, but not of my spirit, that’ they may add sin to sin.— Isaiah ce 31. Wherever there is “authority there is a natural inclination to disobed- ience.—Haliburton.