The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 24, 1923, Page 4

PAGE FOUR TUESDAY, APRIL 24, 1923 THE BISMARCK ‘TRIBUN T HE BISMARCK TRIBUN “BE RTIE AND BETTY” IT WILL BE Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. dD, as Second Class Matter. Comments reproduced tn t column may or may not express the opinion of The Tribune. They BISMARCK TRIBUNE CO. - —-_—-_ Publishers |} ry pecturs"tnay nave both aiden TET} ee of important issu which re Foreign Representatives boing diacuased in the press of G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY —_ $$ $<$<$ —$_ CMCC) Fe . : 2 : DETROIT OBEVING ORDERS Marquette Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS) AND SMITH Kresge Bldg. | Hiking through a small Brencl NEW YORK = 5 Fifth Ave. Bldg. 08" an ignorant: chicken, un- maieautes ees! versed in the appetites of Amer a MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS PE a erat = mach zeal a so broke "The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use or| Se ie ee aca awa Teer out republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not other-! in pursuit wise credited in this paper and also the local news published | “ialtr” herein. Ss mae All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are| ““"; i bellowed the officer in Both fowl and negro only ted their 4 c ‘Halt! Halt!” repeated the of- also reserved. ficer, ‘The du doughboy made pera nak = ——jone plunge, grasping the chicken | MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION the neck a aut jit Hill | | x, inside his shir “Dere “AIL lear he panted SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE __| Daily by carrier, per year.. ri x i 20| vou to halt when the captain s Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck) ........... 99) Nall’ —Echo Weekly. | Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck) . 00 SPECKS THATS ALL | Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota. ‘ ‘ -» 6.00 fone sani so Se Na oe Sit back and grin at yorrse! worries. Get a on the importance J the world and it real prospective THE STAT S OL D iST NEWSPAPER (established 1873) of the individual or the group or - the nation in terms of a noise SPURNED LOVE The other day astronomers an- | . Did you ever love any one antl go through the anguish; nounced a terrific collision of of not having your love returned? In all nature there is no worlds an Q ee i ee wt suffering more bitter and diabolical than love spurned or)‘ ‘hai the. sound) of. the erash love tolerated in a kindly spirit without being reciprocated.| couldn't possibly reach the earth | * Roj . ; Fi for 60,000,000. years! i Rejected love has agonized both sexes in all generations Where will all these man-specks | of the past. And it will continue agonizing as long as hu-) be by that time? | manity peoples the earth. If you hear an awful noise same: | 2 = day that seems to edmreStron toe | About the finest thing that has ever come to our atten-) “here owt let it frighten yott: Hh) aaa tad bohee ee es . ay he the sound of a star eollis | tion, along this line, is the experience of Rodger Dolan ion that happened fartys of titty | seas millions of veargeigo. of 7 5 . ‘ , And we think the ‘cog 4tna Forty years ago, Rodger fell deeply in love with a girl) is important. — Naat Evenin of 18. She treated him kindly — promised to be a sister to) News ii him — but as for returning his love, that was impossible. | < iS Seats | THAT “INDIAN UPRESID She simply did not love him. And nothing could make her, for love is emotional, not guidable by the reason, Indian gets pad” 1 crime and a few ot | Whenever and comm Rodger went through the torments. He paled, BYEW | his tribesmen attempt to. aid hime thin, moped, even hinted darkly at suicide. This latter wor-) or conceal him, the episode grows) ried his friends, since it is no uncommon event for spurned}! the dignity of an “uprising of the redskins.” Nine thousand | j at once begin to prepare for an ex-| Feursion to the West. ff anyone | has ever in his travels seen a Pinte | Indian he has seen the last answer | love to attempt to extinguish itself in the supposed forget of death. hen the girl began falling in love with another. This Js of fire on Rodger’s head. He disappeared, in degenerate native Amer‘cuns. | One or more hard-boiled Indivns | ‘committing crim of the same} Forty years have slipped by. The other day, Rodger ,eharacter as those done in popu-| ‘lous communities, where they returned to the old home town, : of such high frequency that He tells what happened: | AFTER TWO “NOES” Ax Iercix Story of axagcet Bronsas F Rovessan 1 Pavds Larrees woman didn’t know wouldn't hurt her. I pigeon-holed that opinion for future use. He assured me, would expect me to be devoted and true to his after marriage, and he affirmed somewhat profanely that he didn't are a d—— for me or my feelings in the matter, but he would not have hig daughter made unhappy. “Prescott,” he said, “I have never made Leslie's. mother suffer one a pang of unhappiness on my account and I do not intend that she shall « sorrow because some scilawag like yourself has brought sgicf to-onc of : her daughters.” « I felt pretty low down, Syd. The old man is white and, if for no other reason than because I want his re- spect, Lam going to play the game straight from now on, ER FROM JOHN PRESCOTT, NEWLYWED, TO HIS FRIEND, DNEY CARTON DEAR Die IT broke off suddenly |to you the other da the most absurd ide: about one's private correspondence. She wants to read all mine and tenders hers to me to read, God knows, Syd, I do not it to read her Tett full of trivial com- monplac d questions about peo- ple for whom I care nothing, and certainly I would not have her read my letters to you for the world, It would seem like giving up my en- tire liberty, ~ 1 wanted to tell you about my in- terview with Leslie’s father. It was “humdinger.” He mo on the carpet that mori ter 1 returned from that business (2) trip for about an hour and he had june going all right. 1 wasn't sure there was going to be a wedding when L made a clean breast of the affair with Paulette. At that, Leslie father is a good sport. In the f place he told that he suspected from the first that my firm not sent for me and in. the place he said he thought I had balled up matters gre: That anyone of sense would have known I was ly- ing and that you were aiding me. He aid that only a loving woman who wanted to belie would have been fooled by cither you or me. He 1 that was why ready forgive me, as however, that he absolutely f° in my letter daughter for Leslie has a JACK. Picture Postal, Showing the Whirl- pool, From Leslie Prescott to Sydney Carton ve just found out that Jolin man. He is making me souvenir postals to his friends as well us mine. Weather splendid, scenery beautiful. — Pres- cotts happy. Leaving tonight. send me ha second that Showing Rainbow Above Falls, From Leslie Pres- cott to Her Friend, Sally Atherton. I hope you are as happy as dear Sally. Will write soon. LESLIE. icture Postal, ‘Showing Fails From American Side, From Leslic I Prescott to Her Mother-in- law, Mrs. Alden Prescott. John wishes me to say he hopes you arrived home safely and to tell you we ure both very happy in the new life that we have just begun. LESLIE HAMILTON PRESCOTT, Picture Postal, Tam, he was it showed proficient in the to him T was not v matter of deceivin d, 1 told him d he said, as you have, that I ha a consummate ass of myself. tid it more forcibly too. How- he continued that probably ninety-nine men out of a hundred do e thing every day of their ‘the whole sto Picture Postal, Showing Goat Island, From Leslie Prescott to Her School Friend, <iarl Whitney i We are doing the conventional thing. Isn't Nia Falls synony- mous with brides? Leaving nere to- night. Toasked him if he thought I had better tell Leslie and he answered no. He didn't think she would un- derstand. 1 gathered from what he said, al- though he made no assertions to that effect, that he thought what a '| ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS LESLIE PRESCOTT. Tom “T huntec , flame a calle YY. |e given small attention, ; 1 up my old flame and ¢ ulled on her And Ube Hien nA ese nao fad _ By Olive Barton Roberts got the shock of my life. This former sweetheart had mel-j ; in the past week hat these “out- | bs paste 4 lowed with age. She had retained much of her girlish charm. | took ce in the most | ty Milton Bronner t eons a | ae ne i ‘ae ane Come eae Ay es a Sar But somehow she no longer appealed to me. It was like the| is and ted of the! Service Staff Writer He veeni begasceike ees 2 CRP Gee ae URE pd Sr etait i if | » € ‘ c ( lso Tate his afternoon. 1 ake esda bursting of a beautiful bubble. | Rondertond of the W ea Ided OS tent AY SEI a ae Gage n ; { The Tinker Man opened them and f © oppo y for dime novel! | Be ailropd) special agents de ; This world court they arc discuss : : which when Princess : but the parts all together like the orld court they ar u “I thought it over, back in my hotel room. And. do you! fa ag ves sh ! aa aah qordlTites| (eon eee ae ee Lenaeeal limber of her {Smart tinker man he wa ing has a summons for America, and; : know, I was actually glad that we hadn’t married. She had} , rae Sienibaaain na pean nee! tickled to death over ara caiman scanturnelln nend Then he called Nick hich one| hasn't served it yet. f changed. And so had I. When I loved her in youth, she} given aid and assistance by a| merringe set for Thursday of Th eacaonees | ° igor see sist oe yee ; he ost ea ee : seemed to me the finest in creation. But all this had| dozen renegade sheep — stealing] and Betts k aadlgudldaiesieas | Mis: eth Kroiss of St. Anth- I, one belonging to the wooden} Whistling is forbidden in Iceland, ean eae : Neen mi or Center were |S0ldiers or the one belonging to the! put they haven’ 5 changed as the years rolled on. I adored her as a rose bud, | tustions, | we would have heard ae urprising one ply. Sitatdne ewer, tin soldiers? Which side are you] ?¥t_ they haven't itr a byt when it came to the blossoms of maturity there were | eT ONC TIE ke ane miheth Bi Pic killsd ° Thateher of the [& te - whistle about in Iccland. others that appealed to me more. lfrom a meal of ground grasshop- | Lyon, young sr ofthe url) ecnibald oven, aon’ on Me. ana\ Slcehodinu, eu vreifie Mey Mycresate| iuaeecuneccek. tthe weave | opie ay awit sEngtand) io) like - . B ae - | pers and for his aversion to water! Strathmore lente n Olson of this city, has| tended’ by Max Kaoweit of Center|). ay eee is ze ‘ en feos i I couldn’t help but think, what a misfortune it would! for hathing. purpos HA Te THEE | AMINO HIER Hani ee eurcawineetnesecalillie ces ren vue iminacoy at jaud Miss Gladys Klier of Mandan, ee See ities on Romiaeeten ae Bonhaed have been for both of us if I had won her for my bride. Iny} many white man, potential for} other. DR gical: die Universite <¢ es se te. Tinker Manic aeee oa ° 2 st et : aja a , | the’, h iver i |“But you are too big to run this toy ane evitably, we would have drifted apart as we matured in op-. woulle when filled with the high ¢ loyal Britisher is pleased 1 ae @h Dakota annual, which is pub-| Glen Weldinok tmestown spent | airplane the way you are.” Cases of twins occur once in every * posite directions. ‘This was true of me, I believe it is true| elt! moonshine of Wn cat onl Ueeiuise once more one of A tue junior clase | Sun wi pieraceits Mr. and |" “That is easily fixed, said Nick.]69 births, and never use soot! juli of both sexes. there is far more danger in our) as martes, bul alse \ HC Tee : magic. Steer? as VeNeney gar Bale ah Es 5s wn 2. { than in the sub-| th earold d rad to pop the! S. V. Lee and son, Bobby of at Ynys yes What I really loved back yonder was, not this girl, but an! jine scenery of Southern. Utah--{ aa ation tl ee t 1 out. yee he eae pce enevoceded sto wien: Mmecl Fa HE EES mis abuek q see i & Sek Gar stle ae § | ae quite.small and soon he was in the e because intangible ideal that she seemed to fit. Time has showed me, Janesville Gazette od hi | Discovery of a blace on the yoot}eMd at the home of Mr. and Mrs. L.Jaigpfane leadning all there was to|he likes monkeying with buzzsuws, that I was mistaken, deluded. As she matured and aged, she! |, 14 A =e : io} They iakics! eeutne anata house 5 Sceondl PAHors, parents of Mrs. Lee. iknow. ! ciel fitted my ideal like a badly tailored suit of clothes fits my FORD'S MIL LOS ~AND BRAINS: w ©) Avenue Ww the. fire 5 MERE Bye and bye he flew away over} Action for blue laws will be start- body. | . fa lstarted -probably saved a considera Mrs, KE. R. Griffin and Mrs, Lee} Bing-Bang Land and all the Bing-}in 43 states, by people who would y- : Lie ‘ Is it an outrage that Henry Ford They met frequently after that be le Joss yesterda thing. Frank | Nichols entertained at a bridge | Bang Landers cried out, “Oh, look at|feel blue anyway. «6 It cost me a lot of suffering. But I went on my lone way his several 1 waile cause the girl was one of those |p floman, Gie * | luncheon Saturday at the home of!the queer new bird in the sky!” uu alas : : i THN AIG OPOOLZ | Le ekicerel i P, Homan, the City Drug ithe q t y : \ , until finally I found another, my wife, who genuinely {i")* an hac. ven Should chosen by Queen as a_com-| company, in the rear| the former. | Nick flew right over the enemy's] Police claim a man named La measured up to my ideal. The girl of my youth remains @ |" protest. because of Mr. Pord’s Renlen Holl Gaines ch Princess | of hi Spa te ea TEDeRE ANG ie phere he scoulde nee down Ce ay eee of Mil wauben: " ry . " aha, ° fs . EN . Py Mary. Nz all: she was’ one of | p: ifla an: y rps i] b u inte mps and i 2 84, leay 29 notes behind. sweet memory, but it was unquestionably a case of mistaken fortune? Henry Ford “began life yrs pellenata ; CheeSuiies and exlingulabedatlie hn: Mowbray, England, Apr ia |sserbeumendanee Se —- identitfy. sear ss Sy et lobe. NO MOM Ae thal weddinis seh eui dees ofy ork | IAnitouncemtanl (ges mec macnient y a bloodstained old | But something dreadful happened.| The Chinese roast their eggs in- “What fools people are, to commit suicide or brood over iin? something done about | paid marked attention to her, At) Miss Alfreda Farr, daughter of Mr, [Dedstead in a heap of rubbish in her | A tin soldier lifted his gun and | stead of boiling them, and do not use : L +, Want something done about it. He oy informal dance preceding the | and yard haunted.- It ¢ ahand- |shot at Nick’s airplane und hit it, china Cees either. love that is not reciprocated, when there are so many mil- iy enjoyed no opportunities we all Vr aiine testivitins the duke. vou. wtd Ms: Bu Pos some ghogt that ries a violet |breaking one of the ‘wings. ae lions of other people in the world, and among them some one do not enioy today, except that Me ied his first proposal 5 iB aoe seent and another, a repulsive one,| Down crashed Niek and it's a won-| Fourteen members of the fish that will be more appealing. When the real one is met, love, '#! # better head than the rest of ene 5 aaa ale tol and a candle, she |der he wasn't killed trust were jailed in Boston, so may- willbe mutual,” No special laws in the inter He Tries Again duce company, wa | But he wasn't—not even hurt, and|be their pleas sounded fishy. a . ersetea Tana Sony. nena pairing, ene duke tried I he jumped up to find himself sur-] ; = j enacted; on the contrary, laws : F i i 5 id time sumiy ounded by tin soldiers ussian leaders say they do not HER MILLIONS were adopted to hamper his opera-| 8 Tae seth euapoteadens say they. do i Eke MILLIONS 2 \ i ja country house x ‘ake the prisoner off to j elieve, in heaven. | Sour grapes. The $38,000,000 heiress to the John W. Gates fortune ; "2 andl ih c Saul abi ty dead: wheve bow 5 d General Hobbledchoy, the lead- ‘ i er ‘ este & So what we are tr o divide ‘ae im. : st ek ets okee Q -a-! ‘ DE or |. 3 | beth an ‘er of the tin army, “and search him. nnual honey crop of the U. S. 1s arts housekeeping in a $50-a-month flat. She and her ig not money, but braigs | ae ee ae | Six tin soldiers hustled Nick away |£50,000,000 pounds, which is very cartoonist-husband, Lester Norris, move into this small Is there a way to dfvide up the | Eamon ae aT Ne HERE'S Your jand put him in jail at once. sweet of the bees. apartment on Main Street of the bride’s home town, St., brains of the country? “So tar as). Guice asked. again PENCIL, MR. TRUG | The first thing they did was to ono i Gharles, Ill. | Loan re the only. 2 ibe | But Eee ara eatend ¢ | take away his Magic Shoes, _A South Bend, Ind., woman of 108 Veteran married people, recalling their own honeymoons, | fed, and. the heads of all awit | the home in Herfordshire, he Va"? MUCH | tition he did ot retuen Nancy be Hives on ‘sora: bread and) mi, inch say, “It won’t make much difference where they are,| men, and keep up the process unti!| *"4 fe strolled through the woods | ieee “(To Be Continued.) = J : whether in a palace or a hovel—until the honeymoon is over, | only the fools are left: 60 Aa eharel ae | (Copyright, 1923, NEA Service, Inc.) ‘They do not shake hands at all in ab feast.” | [have lived a long time. and NE ¢ proposed’for the, third | ee China, and not enough in America. S93 see ‘ thought fairly and deeply as is} id “ot Usually it makes a lot of difference after the honeymoon. | jjccijie for me to think. And I) why the couple didn’t reac! \'To Use $100 Fund Corsets: made. for. . bootlegging, But there are some mighty happy American families in $50 have concluded thit the tremend- |chureh in time for the services, | For Dental Work} ere found in Boston. As usual, the {lats. And some mighty unhappy ones in palaces. Home is! ou jraensy of men like Henry! Pri neat M ae oe as ch . corset wearers were pinched, er0 ert ae prd is @ good thing for the coun-| mn. Bu uke of York is not eh ——- ai where the heart is. | and all its inhabitants. Mr j marrying a very rich gin The $100 which went to the We} Be glad you are not an oyster. A 5 oe ae Smear en, S, | hag made hundreds of men| Her father, the Earl 6f Strath j men’s Community Council as their} young oyster moves 68 hours and 1 We like this girl’s spirit—beginning her real career in) rich through his energy. Thou-, more, is the head of ery old share in the sale of Christmas Seals! then settles down for life. imble le: r being heiress to $3 sands of otllers have received high| house. He owns about 25,000 : will be used to pay for the materials a 5 achum at despite her rg SS | , eas . : ‘There's something whole-heartedly ‘American about it.| Wages. and been given opportunity; of land in nd and EI ee be used in aepaling the teath ee Aisi eallah’ waman cehinka. she @3 zs : | to pecome r T can come to na) However, a greater portion of this {children in the public schools who|tjving with her husband's twin, but + “ Not that the average American, heir to such a tremendous | Gtyer conclu: hay (Gem tad divallevnl qraritiee fa an ity abbey are Jare unable to have otherwise dental] it may be hubby acting nice. fortune, would be content with a $50 apartment. (Would) pian of giving every citizen the) and heir. attention. pact } you?) But it’s a curious and democratic spectacle that would | proc s of his energy, work and} As the carl has three other If ee dentists of the ey, aes song Cuba is shipping us candy filled w, i rose untyies, savings is the best possible plan|and daughters, thy dowry che gis ing their services in doing this work} with booze, so taking candy from the ae in fe Hany, ee ou ei Al - It | for everybody. Were it not, surely! the duke’ will probably not j which began this,week and will be]baby may not be so easy. baneged nae ed pre’ Yo deeply. ino merica eal im another would have been thought! be in the e class with the mil- | continued until the teeth of the chil- “seems to be in the very air. You cate is occasionally in| out in centuries of experimenting} lions of I ‘dren are in good repair. We do not know if a West Chester, the news—such things.as millionaires going, to the circus or ; ca Gin: ng. || The t nus been deawing|| Anaeig Sw Gaya Ve MeIe a TAS TOS aTa | It ‘was decided that fie) $100 would He ae ene held five aces left a a Farad 6 2 Nord a if Phat is the reason I am opposed RETEER. aicae = go further in this line of work than|family or not. movies, enjoying a sack of Peanuts, or Henry Ford and wife} an British peo Aes i By Soc : I do not oppose So- |, Upon || KEE? TH REST OF IT TO FIGLURE OUT in any other. The dentists who are = calling each other “pa” and ‘ -The real snobs are in ie third- way class between peo- | ple of moderate means and folk: of big wealth. lWHICH SHORTEN S { fea sympathy for the poor. [PENCIL MORG, Howe's Monthly. cial duties of son of the , ,And, speaking of snobs, we're developing a peculiar type ¢____ ae Will make big holes in that ine || ORVTTOIN Ge Le im our country—an aristocracy of sniffing intellectuals, so- Ta | come. ; called; Worship of things that hearsay brands as “high-; le eee | THOUGHT | Dane ‘ York iene a h ge inl Brew,? inother words. ’ Many waters cannot quench love, | throne. Daas Saas | caring for the children’s teeth again] When some golf players put their this year report that they find them|mind om the ball it just fits. lin better condition than they were last year when dental work was first | taken up in connection with the love. | school children. THE UFG OF a LEAD WRITINGS OR Always be serious while making Love laughs’ at jokesmiths. The easiest way to skin a fish is, io catch one you can seale. * |" Wow TO CUT TAXES, - i ane | neither can the floods drown it; You wonder -how much this heiress’ decision was swayed | ian wauldl give (allie anaance it} |_ Liverpool, April 24.—A__sweep- | stakes with $6,000,000 in prizes, to 2e jconducted by,the government to re- In the long run, it is best to walk. Two's a couple. jduce the national debt and lighten flat. It’s a safe bet that he’ll pay the rent and so on, out | be, contemned.—Sol. 8:7. aie less wealthy cartoonist-husband, in the matter of ar his house for love, it would utterly I The secret heart fair devotion’s this own income. \ temple; there the saint. even on that} |_ MANDAN NEWS | tia American, too. You don’t catch inpoverished Three means one is a’ chaperone. | taxation, was suggested in a speech ‘here by Sir John Harmood-Banner, living ‘altar, lights the flame of opean “nobemen” showing any craving for $50 flats when| purest sacrifice, which burns unseen, Arrest Boys For a marry American heiresses. Generally they. want a/ nt unaccented--Hannah More. Hopping Trains pas of part of the estate before sharing their title. | STUDENTS MOTORMEN. A neck is what-we get into trouble ¢ i = | member of Parliament. atin SS BBL take ATOMS \ ASQ) = | Dry: Cleaning,-- Pressing | ne plural of grouch is too many, \\ Dyeing, Repairing. Call 58 Saying aman ‘looks like a farmer | Eagle Tailoring. _The best part of this $50 flat story will come later, when} Paris, April 24.--University of) Five Bismarck boys who have made ge reveals how long before the $50 flat gives the rich|Paris students are carning their) % habit of hopping trains back and way by acting as street-ear and om-| forth between the two cities were nibus motormen’ and conductors at! arrested in the local railroad yards] }the 5 p. m. rush hour. | yesterday afternoon:and were to ennui. . She’s a plucky American, though, to “take a at it.” is getting to be a compliment. /You could keep the boys on the farm if you bought them tractors that made 60 miles an hour. Dance at Patterson Hall Wednesday and Saturday evenings. .