The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 23, 1923, Page 4

PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Matter. Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO - - - - - DETROIT Marquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg. | PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH YEW YORK - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. MEMBER OF THE AS SOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is ; exclusively entitled to the use OF | five years cpublication of all news dispatches credited to it or not other-} at the ni edited in this paper and also the local news published | took more than any other ship in wise ¢ herein. All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are | ,, aiBO reserved. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION __ SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE _ Daily by carrier, per year............ Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck) . Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck) . . Daily by mail, out side of North Dakota THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) FARMERS’ LEGISLATION If legislation alone is the curative for all agricultural | ills, agriculture in the Nation and in the Northwe s soon prosper, Almost every legislature in an agri state has devoted much time this past winter to farm mat- ters, and agricultural credit legislation formed one of the} big chapte in the history of the 66th Congress. Minne- sota’s legislature, just ended, added many laws designed to | aid agriculture, to the statute boo 4 The Gopher legislature enacted a rural credits law de- signed to permit long-time loans on money secured through livestock marketing associations were enacted. The firs and the one generally regarded as the more important the so-called Sapiro plan —the plan followed by California t in a grain-growing area. Its chief pro- vision is a legally binding contract which requires the grow er member to deliver his product to the marketing ation if h has agreed to do so. This is intended to pre pooling plan ‘by offering Higher prices. tive bill is an amendment to the Is orgar The cond co-oper: ation of co-operative associations by those engaged; in any line of business. A separate law permits the forma | tion of livestock shipping associations, and they may sell stock in associations without interference by the stz ties commission Dairy farmer ture of butter substitutes containing butterfat and other law Several joint resolutions were pa regulations. Perhaps the most out legislation in Minn ota is that support w of the organizations will be controlled by the farmers. D ING CHAMPS What is your private opinion of thes several orchestra health toll later in the young dancers’ liv abways presents its bill. And it always collects—in full. Men run marathens, collapse at the end. The crowd cheers. No one thinks the runners are “cuckoo” for over: exerting. Other men over-exert, contesting to see which can lift} the heaviest weights or bend the thickest iron bar over the} chest. Crazy? It’s never suggested. But when the girls come forth to demonstrate endurance, you hear people on all sides grunting and sniffling. Envious perhaps. But more striking is the demonstration that what's sauce for the goose is not sauce for the gander. This bit of psychology is evident all through life in its va- rious ramifications. Man seems entitled to make almost any kind of a jacke however, is quickly ridiculed. There’s just as much sense in endurance dancing as there is in long-distance running, weight lifting, auto racing — or even baseball, for that matter. Doctors interested about the women dancers “wearing | out” partner after partner, disagree as to whether it indi-| cates that woman has more endurance than man. However, | she has. When a man and his wife get into a run of bad luck, the wife nearly always is last to “throw the sponge.” Otten, of course, this is because she doesn’t realize as thor- oughly as her mate, the extent of the trouble they’re facing. Not one man in 10 could endure the anguish of childbirth without “giving up’—killing himself or getting drunk. The endurance dancing craze started in England several | months ago. First only a few dancers took it up. Then | whole crowds caught the spirit. We'll probably have a repeti- tion—people going in a mob to a continuous dance, trying to trip the light fantastic all night oy longer. Freak dancing waves come periodically. Epidemic in-} sanity—social hysteria, as the psychologists call it. Europe in 1374 had a dancing craze that wound up with people! dancing in the streets until they fell screaming and foaming | at the mouth: due $0 the bite of a tarantula, large spider. On the theory | a danee which he prescribed to his patients—the tarantella | ancesflancing would cure us of dancing for all time. WIZ broadcast any more copyrighted: music, Royalties of $200 to $5000 apiece are demanded by the authors, composers and publishers who own the copyrights. They organized recent- ly, alarmed because radio is cutting down their sales of sheet music and phonograph records. WIZ phon 1 pa the old-time stuff. ' It’s better, and “sesueahaaaee jazz. ; i fntered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class! . eee Publishers | uance of state bonds. Bills for co-operative farm and | and Southern tobacco growers, modified to}! 1 law permitting the! secured a law prohibiting the manufac- sed, including a memorial | to Congress to return control of the South St. Paul livestoc ioe yards to Minnesota, and to modify federal Grain Grading | unding feature of the agr icultura 1| given to the} principle of co-operative marketing, as contrasted with state socialism and state capitalism. A bill to establish state- owned elevators failed. Minnesota has made great strides in laying the way for co-operative marketing. The recent agreement of the principal farm organizations operating marketing pools in the Northwest is another indication of conviction upon the part of many students of farm problems that the way to more orderly marketing lies through the co- operative marketing route, where the success and the policy se girls who wear out and a half dozen male partners apiece to! get the title, “endurance dancing membership of the world” ?| It’s an interesting but futile pursuit that will take its es. Over-exertion | of himself, without question. Woman, |the m a patient at the Deaconess ‘An Italian doctor decided that the dancing jdisease was | ef setting a fire to stop an advancing forest fire, he invented | dance. Confidentially; we believe that 24 hours of endur-| WJZ, the Pomieestiae station at Newark, J. J., will not| po. g from the way it brings down the house Wits action probably is the beginning of the Comments reproduced in t column may or may not express the opinion of The Tribune, They here in order that have both sides of important jues which being discus the day, “This being shot at is my novelty for me. In that I have the advant- of these big young ships that re going to finish me, 1 was first to see Cervera when he came out, of the bottle at Santia go. 1 was fi iniards and 1 gave our fleet. , “tn this battle 1 n't shoot. 1 an run away, but that isn’t to my fancy. I’m glad old Bob ns isn’t here to see me run from these | newfangled ships. He would want foturnimy twelve inch gun the six the fourte nd | ippi ns of the Mi Jand have it out with anybody who | shot at me. “Well. they've been trying those z thin-walled projectiles on nd they won't do. Now the ippi is going to use the real t nine miles. My wireless | steering outfit is broken and I'm) glad of it. Flight is unbearable, even when it's for your country’s good. “Yes, is the finish, 1 can hear the band play and they’re firing a salute. Twenty-one guns sounds good to a tired old battler, after all. And @his Pacific water is warm; not as hot as itwas gt.8an- tiago that third of July, but com- fortable. Deep, too; seventy fath- oms; nobody ever to bother me “There's only one it AL regret about it all. I’m not. fying the flag. But, of course, I couldn't, because they wouldn’t oat at me if the flag was there. Everybody, has to make some sacrifices, Thisy, for the good of the services, |.’ “There's one of those airplareés buzzing overhead. — Twenty-five years ago, when | was the finest {ship in the American navy, we never saw an airship. And twenty | five ye: from now, when they take the Mississippi and the Mary- land out to sea to use as guinea pigs, the airplane will be the bos of the ocean. “Down by the stern and — sink- ing. | wonder jf anybody will tell | the Oregon?” —Ballimore — Amer- te securi-| lean. MANDAN NEWS Hold Luther League Convention Mandan revit’ Young ee Luther League will hold its eighth annual convqntion and song} at M fest ndan beginning Fri- |day evening June 1 to and including June 3 in the Mandan Lutheran chureh, The program as outlined by the executive committee begins with an informal recep n and program ren- {dered by the local society at Mandan on Friday evening. noon will be large iness matter in the afternoon will be read ssed some pa- pers on interesting and timely to- pics, interspersed with musie and Saturday fore- devoted to bus- other entertainment, On Saturday | evening will be held a young. peo-| and: kind ples rally with good addr musical numbers of variou: vention sermon by the Rev. I. G Monson of Bismarck. The big ses sion of the convention will be held Sunday afternoon with the principal address by Governor R. A. Nestos. On Sunday evening the convention} will close with a grand concert giv- en by the joint church choirs and soloists from all over the ¢ 33 in High Si School Graduation Class} ss of thitty-thpge, ndan high school will receive ‘diplomas this year on June Ist when Ac : H | the commencement exercises will be held, Th history of the s number | Each ye ger cl work of the local schools and com- red proportionately with other cit- the state Mandan high school | very high. class is the largest in the hool, the rank: 1 | Mandan Lodge No. 256 of the B. P.O. Elks will hold a regular meet- ing this evening with the newly ected officers in the chairs. A spe. al musical program has been a nged including the “Dizzy Four,” the high school freshmen orchestra. Mrs. Chris Wet: returned home Saturday. Mr, and Mrs, W. A. Lantern Mrs. W. H. Ordway and son have been spending the winter at Eagle Rock, near Los Angelep, rived yesterday. Mrs. R. Ge W from Minneapolis, to visit with Mr, their home here for,.the summer. Minn. turday The Catholic Daughters of Amer- will meet Tuesday evening at . Joseph's auditorium. Mr. and Mrs. Charles Cody and children left Saturday for. Portland, Ore., where they plan'te make their fature home. Mrs. Thomas Thorson of Hazen was called to Bismarek “Friday by the dangerous illness of her hus- band who is. in the hospital ther Mr. and Mrs, S. M. Olvis drove Mrs. Thorson to Bismarc A marriage license was issued by County Judge Shaw Saturday for REMARKS OF THE ows, against | 18+) soldier On Sunday forenoon the convention} jwaul hold divine services with con- hand I should Jike you to stay thera cr Manlwho w eniors of | soldie about?” asked Nick in surprise. “We never thought of such a ity of see to be his and a great story count for som a cinema version of the in-| { tensely popular stage play, fA or Made Man. liest production Charles cver mate, anc is in keeping with his announced policy of two: super- r for United Ar- thing: de and son arrived! ‘Wilde and = make! productions a y tists. In face, is Ra new 3 According to critics iio preview- ed this photoplay, Charles Ray has been provided with a vehicle which allows him full scope for his ever delightful humor, wit, and tender- ness. “A Tailor Made Man” is: said to rank with the highest achieve- ments of tae motion picture art. The supporting cast is of all-star calibre, and includes such artists as Ethel Grandin, Jacqueline’ Logan, Thomas Ricketts, Douglas Gerrard, Victor Potel, Thomas Jefferson, Stan- ton Heck, Edyth Chapman, Kate Les. ter and Frank Butler, of St nter, eth Kroi Digby of © Carl Schauss, son of John Schauss t rday morning at of southwest of the city unde an the hospital. ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS By Olive Barton Roberts After Nick rescued the — soldier from drowning in Bing-Bang Land, there was no fighting for a few days. It w wooden sold had recovered. ‘The Tinker Man was very busy in al, TI tell you, what with s of new wood (or soldering them with lead, Idier happened to instead of wood), sand You should have scen the amount of his hospi plugging up wouhds with bi if the wounded s be te of tin, and gluing on arms and le even hea And paintin paint he used up. The soldiers in Bing-Bang, on their clothes on and ever one of them from G Braid down had to have a new un fo:m painted on when he was t to ro back to his regiment. Ore by one, however, “Now I won't ha more,” said Nick taking off “I'm ¢ ener things for me while I y,” said General Gold” . What do you prefer? “Td like to be an aviator,” Niék, “quickly. “Well, 1 dee ching. aid all the “Why, we declare! standing near, “What are you all dee * answered the Tjnker Man isn’t such a thing as an alr- m oldiers and the (To Be Continued) (Copy night, n PCa Vera SSO AT THE MOVIES | o—_—_____________» ELTINGE SHOWING CHARLES RAY PIC ‘Today and (anerner Monday and Tuesday, the many local admirers of Charles Ray will have the opportun- ng him in what promises masterpicee, if time, ca 1 Tailor Made Man” nnent, “A Tailor Made -Man’-was ad Conseevans" he beg in harvest and have nothing. \ times after umbition out of ir practical fore home, into communitic striking contribution ion to the world of the screen famous stage pla (Continued from page 1) The commendable cities of the such as our with its beautiful park recently veloped, and where tion of Peg which has become world- s necessary to wait until the ers and tin soldiers the Heart river} one idea of park below the dam, wading ponds. Parks in Other Cities. Jumestown’s surprisingly elaborate /the nation has ever known, did not park system was referred to as one ‘depend on their own judgment alone, of the big things being done in the|in the planning of their capital city, its uni-}put called in an expert (the French ssfully | engincer, Pierre Charles L’Enfant), native types of ever-/so that the wide sireets and splen- een; a thing of wonderful beauty | did planting are a joy to the nation for the future.!and to our v and and England as the back- »elfin ways and: hu- f the motherless » girl providing the has had 6,608 stage Dickinson, too, with que hill of rock, now so & urette Taylor and has been iden- or ance) even being created the role ‘tified wn ie e It's a ite of an Irish othe dy ounded, had to go to bed with single park board in securing large trac neral Gold small amounts and attention was drawn to the fact that, as a purcly out con- ithe benefit of the grand children benefit of en-/and great grand children of the pres- 1 ies have | ent junior high students and the become ten times their original valuc.| consoling thought was left with h since coming |hearers, that the joy of the doing park system. Minot, with the most ambitious park state of North) the great’ explorer, Fridtjof Nan: for enthusiastic | was equipping one of his great ex- Par-| peditions, with its numberless exact- heart-stirring, young girl when she lew Irish farmhouse sidering the primary joyment, the Fargo park ¢ » she was bors Il the toy were cured, and even Gen- old Braid was quite himself whom good form is the ¢ their improvement As in the stage into the city to be general tress with the m: el has been with » performances eked hat and unbuckling — his sword, commendation by the speaker. i i made of their its led time from all other requirements ©ov-!to attend to the planting of trees e its/and shrubs on the grounds of his its bear caves,| home » much obliged for in the center, go | A THOUGHT The sluggard reason of the cold; beloved “Zoo,” istianson urged that gried the Tink+ EVERETT TRUE ing MRS. TRUE) DON'T VoUIRE aed “THEY Cost money My NOSE ON AQREAT 2°?UDDHA, {poTaToEeS Sc HALE ANay, tS Now- A- DAYS, ane its Bing-Bang Land. We for- «| got pbout them. Ill send a tele }to my brother, the Toy Make: once to ship us two brand new ones. ; One for the wooden other for the tin soldiers, You may |run whichever one you like! AND IT KECPS at GRINDPSTONG TO PAY FOR THEM ~-- TURE IT'S) a Better pine FOR YOUR. NOSE THAN POKING AROUND OUT HERE Rvicnen uy “A Tail- Eor this is the cost- Ray has first sereen play under his MONDAY, APRIL 23, 1928 , ER FROM LESLIE PRESCOTT, NEWLYWED, TO HER FRIEND, i BEATRICE GRIMSHAW It is all so beautiful, dear Bea- | trice, that T almost hesitate to break {the spell by writing even to you. I ‘confess I was a little di pointed when I found that John had hi tickets for Niagara Falls. It seemed 0 commonplitec, All bridal couples go there, vou know, if they! bave the | money seemed so surprised, ‘however, that I would not want to do this conventional thing, I did hot say much about it, Iam very glad we came, Bee. It is wonderful and not the least of my joy comes fron the sight of oth- er couples, that 1 know are just as happy as John and 1, other young men and women who are entering the ne life. Yesterday, when wwe were going down through the gorge, a little bit of a girl just in front of us nestled into the protecting arms of a splen- did man beside her’ and, as he pull- ed her toward him with that air of possession which every woman loves, I found myself snuggling up to John, There was something in the grandeur of the landscape, some- thing so awesome in the overhanging rocks above us and in the rushing torrent below that I felt, as I knew the little bride in front did, T was glad that I had someone beside me whe could understand the feeling ‘that all this sublimity of nature in- spired. You can imagine, however, how I was brought down to carth when John whispered in my “1 think those waffles we had this morning were the best I ever sites be invoked now, at the ent time, because of the very price of real estate. This condition, the speaker explained, must soon change with the on-coming of better adjustment of war con- {ditions. With property now practi- cally at “rock bottom,” no better op- can- portunity’ may .come to us. have Advantages of Plan. ull proportion :0/ By having a plan, first, last and all and so do lean the time, the speaker as and beg lay and night continually— | first necessity is a Park PARK SITES OF BISMARCK he gout of th ; POINTED OUT Git ace vcnty ee ae neal erted. The ‘ommission, eleeted by the people. This Commis- sion, to be effective, must be com- |posed of men and women who wil! work with just one aim in view, namely the good of the people. They j#nd then find the to accomplish, ‘without fear of incurring the dis- work of various | proval of some, or secking favors of referred to,| others. The speake of Mende that a Park Commis insistent ion must work jfor the good of the whole city in the . planting, ete. In this connection, attention was called to the wisdom of the gr {men in the new capital city of Wash- ington, when the greatest thinkers isitors. State Park Laws Specific. The address was summarized at the close in a recommendation for # Park Commission, selection of site d to make a beginning now,” for was the greatest good after all. An illustration was aptly used, that wh n, ing duties of supervision, he snatch- -tree that in all. probability he might never see. He planted for ll] the giture, though spared to enjoy matter of | the velopment, and so must Bis- marck do, if it is to become the beautiful capital city that all must BY CONDO || it to be. Judge Christianson reminded his hearers that the City Commission cannot acquire or develop parks. The law does not give the City Com- mission authority to levy taxes for the acquisition or development of parks; just as it is well known they may not levy for building of schools. ‘The speaker referred to that point having come up in Bismarck when the tax levied by the City Commis- sion for the swimming pool was sct aside. This tax, if levied by a park commission would have been sus- tained and the swimming pool con- structed from such funds, and the people would. not have been called on for contributions for the purpose. The court ruled that the law of the state does not so prescribe. A park commission, duly elected, may levy, buy, and direct F payee unde under the Be INCORPORATE | HORSE COMPANY Minot, April. 23—Articles of in- corporation with'ja proposed capital- ization of $50,000 are being drawn by the Minot Horse and Mule com- ‘pany, planned to be a national horse market for the Northwest. The Mi- |not venture, it is proposed, will be {similar’ to other national markets situated in the United States. Dickinson Debaters / In State Finals ‘ Diekinson, N. D., April 23.—The Dickinson high school debating team defeated the Bowman high ‘school team here Friday night, winning by a four to one decision. The teams debated the state subject: “Re- solved, that the closed shop in in- ‘| dustry is favorable to the last in- terests of the American people.” The-victory for the Dickinson team eliminates the Bowman team from the finals which will be held at aay Ay Inreats Swey of Inist Sy FP Sronass Revnrsp ix Prete Boe tn ga per of southwestern North Dakot Prnats Laroes 1 began to understand immediately why mother was always so careful «* to have dad’s meals on time and to prepare things that she knew he liked. T guess, Bee, that after all mar- riage is | more aterial than 1 thought. Don’t think that I am un- happy. In t, Iam very, very happy, Already I have learned that the old adage, “The way to a man's love is through his stomach,” is probably true, Here comes my husband and I must close, signing myself for the first time, LESLIE PRESCOTT. Picture Postal, Showing Maid of the Mist. from Leslie Prescott to Her Sister, Alice H DEAR LITTLE SISTER: I hope when you are married you will come here, It is all so beautiful and we are so happy. John makes # me wear your pearls all the time al- though they’ seem rather dressy to me. Am sending you a souvenir. Lovingly, Picture Postal, Showing Falls From Canadian Side, From Leslie Prescott to Her Mother, Mrs, John Graves Ham- ilton I wonder if you, dear mother, en- joyed your bridal trip to agara | Y Falls as much as John and I are. Dad told me once that this As where you came when you ran away to be married. We are leaving to- for a trip down the St ce to Montreal. Very With love from both of us, YOUR DAUGHTER AND SON. Grand Forks in May, and makes tl : Dickinson team the champion team “\ The judges were Supt. H. O. son, Hebron; Supt. H. 0. Sax Bismarck; Supt. H, H. Maxwell, New England; Attorney Thomas .Johnson, Killdecr, and T.‘H. Thoreson, Dunn Center. w In Turkey they blacken the front of a liar’s house, while in America they blacken his eyes. When they ant a divorce in Cochin China, they break two chop sticky, Here, they break furniture. “ The author of “The Shiek” has gone to Algeria, perhaps to see what she has been writing about. i Eggs are selling for a nickel a thousand in New York, so of course they are fish eggs. Many Chinamen = are marrying Russian women. Serves them both right. It never rains in,the Sahara and Gobi deserts, so we can’t tell you what they do on picnics. Spanish cabinet has _ resigned Maybe a member ate Spanish onions. The arctie air is so clear you can tell a man two miles away how cold you are gettin, Polish people always cuss in Rus- sian, which sounds more like it. The people in China cat rats the poor people. Home from Florida, Harding may go to Alaska. Jumping out of the frying pan into the ice box. Seats at the wedding of Duke of York and Lady Bowes-Lyon cost 35 up, like the Dempsey-Carpentier match, ” A New York girl of 14 has two husbands, while some twice this child's age can’t even get one. . ican Gas Association met. in Louldville, Ky. It is not Congrdss. Congress meets in Washington. Texas aviators necidentally bom- ed a bakery and they say the dougi rose very rapidly. Group of Pennsylvania‘ miners were lucky. Paid. $900 to ¢bootleg- gers and didn’t get any booze. Cincinnati bandit choked his vic- tim, He ought to be arrested. Movie burned in Sunbury, Pa., and hundreds were confined to their homes, having no place to go. Government will do away with $2 bills. We always ‘haye done it. here being no room in the Ponea City (Okla.) jail a convicted man was put on the waiting list. Domestic: life is highly developed among wild ducks; not, however, among human wild ducks. Some: people will ‘do anything to get their names in the paper, even dance 65 hours, ‘The difference between a spring golfer and a spring gardener’ is one ¢ uses the holes he digs. ¥