The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 6, 1923, Page 4

| PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE FRIDAY, APRIL 6, 1925 THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, matered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Clase Matter. BISMARCK TRIBUNECO. - - - aii IRR of important issues which a) Foreign Representatives ' Pesrmgcrccsees in the press 0 .G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO - : : - =. DETROIT | Marquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg. , PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH - i NEW YORK - - - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. ‘MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRES‘ The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not other-/ wise credited in this paper and also the local news published | verein. | All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are siso reserved. z | a MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION | SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE __| Daily by carrier, per year... | Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck). . - 7.20 | Uaily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck)... . COE ae ava Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota. seeeeee ees 6.00) the light of the declared attitude of | THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER | (Established 1873) | KISMET—APRIL 6 | Six years ago this April 6, the United States declared | war on Germany. We won't bore you with a lot of cheap; oratory about what our country did in the war—such things statistics and: the force we exerted in swinging the de- | cision. These things, you already know. Or, to be more precise, each of us has his individual opinion. On this April 6, your thoughts swing out and contemplate | the world as the war left it—Hurope, in particular. | Things still are messed up badly.” But they’re steadily getting untangled. Europe is returning to hard work— in-| ng production. The people over there, dazed and sychically nervous, are nevertheless learning their lesson, | that war doesn’t pay. Truth comes slowly. But it'll come, | in time. Compared with a year ago, Europe is emphatically | in better condition. Her politicians still are eating fire. | Time will remedy that also—restore sane leadership. We have been expecting too much of Europe. who knows history, izes that it takes ns —for people to settle down after a big w America hasn't totally recovered yet from the Civil War. _ Any old-timer, particularly in the southern states, will | tell you that the suffering, confusion and bitterness that re- | sulted from the Civil War lasted for years and years. On a smaller scale, we went through what Europe is going | trough today and will for years to come. So don’t become discouraged when Europe has a natural relapse periodically. Things are moving in the right direc if over there—and a lot faster than public affairs lunat tell us. Any one snerations Ay u Hee ! «they be in it next year. Bei rier oF aes een if Tat Ea between man on the verge of a collapse. j help you to mod Hees BSH ey a soe : ; ; @ pursued tiroueh lstory thy the s, noted criminal,| «yyy God!” he muttered. “Rendall | @YS" Brace, during which time yo: T bought it from her ant. gusting clay pigeons is popular As for America today, you'd hardly know we entered the | World's horror and detestation of «| "ang . ry Godt” he, muthered. sence had better get rid of'as many of your | ee ee cati's restau-\ with trap shooters. Auto speeders war, except when you go out to buy something or when the pioely and unpardonable crime—j sik NORMAN GI ohee of }swere he had destroyed my letter!” | shares in. the Kindersley Shipping | “#0 18st night. jq_| think man is made of clay, aeces (aint peat ae cee en te tah St. Paul Pioneer Press. Ceotlaid Yard, when ers’ beau-| “fe instructed his wife to do se.} vais you can.” | Conviction seized upon Mr. Ed- ae tax man calls. Several millions still feel the war keenly, be ieee iful housema tee é é d Rendall, His eyes narrowed a va ; CEN ridie Hationcii a broad way we have practically | lak ousemalds Gir Norman|She'retained it for her pwn purposes. “You promise to do nothing for Rendall, His eyes narrowed a! pienickers will be flocking to the Puiylew Ne AUC ynaMony Anna) Droau way we Maye Pract’ ally | THE WORLD COURT INET. saves Ti trot ee cer ment {® few months ago her husband di-|four da Lord Kindersley ex- | little. woods, Closely trimmed finger nails recovered.” This is demonstrated in the fact that the war Nee aed ee AGH : vorced her. This is her revenge. She | claimed : | “How do I know that the whole| are good for itches. heats Sears : 2 to arrest him. G fatis in | thing isn't a bluff?” he said suspi- is virtually eliminated from our minds. How many days| To clear the ai : ce who} love with Janet and proposes may-| has Sold the copy of the speech and} “I pr ki H ty i a sp < 7 A 3 Be eee ee he 4 the-Tetter to me. [ know, also, the] He leaned back in his chair and | cious ‘Have you got the docu-| Cracker crumbs in bed make us out of a'month does our part in the war pop up to your at-| are not familiar with the stutus of] Wi Taor disguises himse tbr fa in'connection with. the| mopped Hiugrarehendee cman a ments with you?” almost as mad as coffee grounds in - 1 : 4 tated a ata Michacl disguises se! connec e | Mopper s forehead, 5 y 3 almost as mad a e gre s tention? And even then, how many minutes until you brush! Ce eee ear val uag}onel Escombe and attends the wel, ; CAVell)that'a a Fespite, at any’ “U have,” 1 told him, the bath tub. it aside? lceughuanoliticntics aimante People gs {cine <rereption. Having Lord Kindersley took out his hand- rate,” he said. “Now, Mr. Buckross,, He attempted nothing in the way} } — On April 6, 1917, our Congress took action that shaped the) Woodrow Wilson and Col, THarvey.| to" his ride of Six Norms | kerchiet and mopped his forchead.{ you ‘and 1 have got to understand [OF SUPE Me Fete ee oumes burned, but it is. warm whole world’s future for centuries to come. That day was| it may be mentioned that the only) Beatrice to return to Janet. Mich: ALRAGY he, began ovens us es re ails ou his au oe Upon) ibs ai tentang 118 ras | Rouse. jah AG Oe warm a turning of the tide, one of the most gigantic dates in his-| connection it has with the League ausvers A citer see PN vou.” he By teed ens tr0M | nderatanding exch cother chan we bully head down and fist swinging, Tt Se tory. W are living too close to it to realize. The world) aco each member eeGiitie: corved wife of a politician, a bundle]” #¥our Lordship,” 1 replied, “L umjdo ut present,” I answered him, | WAS ot Very sadieulous eneountels —— rr | came to a fork in the road. It turned to the right eee ee the. Gttee, ,Of manuscript, evidence against the not a bhickm 2 “Rubbish!” he answered. “Wh ontinued in Our Next Issue. » me toa fork in the road. “It turned to the right — and is) neuen” vee "lon tlle” ftshan tual", aeih tte te mane qui! mnt er todo et tak sk reuUa ee | ADVENTURE OF going ahead steadily. Post-war troubles will diminish judges, who sit for a nine-year) rending the manu Micaela he went moneyed ey Gace Ae pea a) the years roll on. derma. donn Gaaeett Moore of ticliccne that ie. mame tions of ajeuee,, le: Memb ony comer ing) ies obEsot vont head sala A THOUGHT { THE TWINS y aS wos Glediel to ills Lencii eat ite ed Lord: Kinder: | Should not dream of communicating 1 nd have lunch with me, | li gfe on aye aoa \ Gioe formed dhe court atte wel dley ate iy bie Renee. wk with the police, 1 shall look upon it} and we'll discuss the matter over a | @——-————__—__-—__@ ; _ YOUR JUDGMENT | dependentiye ‘rhe Tease hay no[ders the best way to tuen his prize|as an equitable bdsiness transaction. | cigar and a glass of, wine.” ol Saineniing eames en) oy Ouveaserton) Roberta An old man of great historic interest—Thomas W. Shaw; ew the decisions {into mon ee SONS TOME) YOST TS fo LCE i should be taking your dunei thst which eu es and that which | The next person the Twins saw —dies at 9 ricti Per anchiie ines snital ¢ bui 7 OW ¢ . q many’ under false pretenses,” replied, | is done is that which shall be done; | in S: -P} s the ger- aoe at prone uss at esnospitn se sTondone Fe ee ee ee atten eee Ae MAA Giee ae contaceeduetor tata lng ailinurod Us riaeat orail| Amalihere dh naiser a ulegienier ine stsciens tem Meee oy enor ae ne Sve Sera ee s Gescmibe Mumm as une lsu sub |(cisious, ‘Thetdecisions do not Not on my account,” 1 & blackmailer,” I persisted. ““My] shall” have the four days’ grace | sun—Eceles. . There he was in“his red tarlaton vivor of the pamious, Vie nt Brigade which charged the ts on armed force, but on public opin-|“The transaction must’ remain © que for tee letters: is predestined. pea Asie ioral eaa i eae ee aa coat with frills: made! ont of candy. sian cannon at Balaklava in 1854 during the Chimean War. | ion empi the prestige the ;actly as it is until I give the word. hey go to the pr ‘© followed me to the door, en-| _ le past if you would di-| box paper and red cinnamon drops ' As a child, you probably recited Danaea poem which | asim, yy We eee is eed "Trade off, filled ining (ae usual ang JtaJshis)/inealing me cia ey cinsare i) con-| vine the future.—Confusius. lass atone Tei oso as a al ‘ linet We 1th 2 ae S Re adini Poy that | to build up. * with statione: i i vinced was he that I would change | | Ss biscuit cutter and his scepter a roll- immortalized the Light Brigade. If it hadn’t been for that | sh. whole essential po-{tube to. Bond. Street, wh “Listen,” he said impressively: “no}my mind, that he sent his secretary jing pin he sat on a throne made of poem, few of us would know whether the charge of the! gition of the intetnations! world | walked on to. South Audley newspaper would deal with you as}out into the street after me. In the cracker boxes. Light Brigade had to do with a battle or an electric light | court, and its complete connection) Upon arrival at my destination, 1| liberally us 1 am prepared to do, Jend 1 made my escape by promising | MANDAN NEWS For the Gingerbread Man was bill. The poem was bigger than the Light Brigade. | with the League of fis.._De-| was informed by an imposing-lookiny | These documents must not be pub-|to see him again on the evening of | king in Sugar-Plum Land and made ; ee [Seen Nee is Kind lished. If it were generally known|the third d i Jall the laws for the Sugar-Plum acs | troit News. butler that Lord Kinder: ; sare : ‘ f rete ne s&s NEntesthtiwad searesly, that I had—ah—influenced Rendall MUNICIPAL Landers Most important part of the charge by the “valiant 6007 | lie weeaialcncioeuneaunlese Telit {to hold up that specch, Labor would | “I tpok my usual leisurely lunch | Six chocolate soldiers stood on was that they willingly went to almost certain death know-| THE APOSTASY OF TOWNLEY [i ypeintment. [risked the butler’s! declare, war against me tomprrow. fand afterward made my way to the | PIER PLANNED (::«t side of him with ticks of candy ing that their orders had been stupidly balled up. As Tenny-| being human, and bought my way as}Not a‘man would stay in my employ, | uninspiring shborhvod of Streath- | — [for guns. Some had guns with red Raat it: " SY") A. ©. Townley. inventy artt lfap-as the waiting-room. Once ar- Soe ch: os | The city, park commission of Man- | Stipes, some with yellow | stripes : ‘fi of the — Nonpart cugue {tived there, L managed to impress aa —$—$—$—$—$—$—$—_$$_——-——— === | dan, it was announced today, plans | oiynops grew an ee re ng ae ON j in is now toladmit that ft: luntidy and bespectacléd scerctary tovestablish almunieipall pier: (and | caenore Stew el around, and Zoans “Forward, the Light Brigade! m of State se 4 UE gen ae RTE Teieht be orth EVERETT TRUE BY. CONDO | boathouse on the Meart River. ‘Tho (ai ablathed different colored so- Was there a man dismayed? that projects for State owner-| ford Kindersley’s while to spare me|* old Country club property, turned | ¢ "5: ¢ grass was made of green Not though the soldier knew { Some one had blundered: i Theirs not to make replys | son why H but to do and die; { Into the Valley of Death | Rode the six hundred.” i Hoo-ray-y-y! Oh, that poem of Tennyson’s was great | propaganda for the war god. Many a young man has rushed gladly to embracé death in battle, deluded by the! false philosophy of this poem. We're getting a little wiser , now, and inclined to ask a few questions before carrying out orders, knowing hokum when we seg it, 1 Entirely too much fuss has been made about being dutiful | and “obeying orders without question.” That’s a moron) attitude, especially if the person carrying out the orders has! the least glimmer of personal intelligence and judgment. | The individual has certain rights, as well as duties, and) the propaganda that educates us to obey without question | is an inheritance from imperialism. It’s the same sort of; stuff that was drummed into slaves by their masters. The private has a right to question his military superior.! Publishers | Before the bar of humanity and civiliz. m, Soviet Russia and condemned for the murder of Viewr |General Butehkavitch even as for the murder of Nurse Edith Ca- vel, Russian communism, like German militarism, has richly | earned ‘universal exec Both its go down to hi bar- | the hold of reli | stinctive sense of alleg to al higher power. A most illuminating art on this subtle attack on religion ca-|{ bled from Moscow ‘by A. Me- Kenzie was printed in The Dis EDITORIAL REVIEW Comments reproduced in this column may or may not express the opinion of The Tribune, They are presented here in order that our readers may have both sides NOTHER CAVELL CASE Prussian Ge was ¢ mned Pe baric cruelties palliated neither by political nor military In vain the communistic govern: | ment of Ru answers the pro-| test of civil » offense | of the Catholic prelate was tical and not religious. of horror which even TheT mesSAGE To Governor sweet oF COLORADO ~ the communists to. religh is avowedly und deliberately tile. Since the culminatic revolution the soviet go’ has studiously followed a policy of | atheism and its purpose was mani fest. It sought to destroy the in-j fluence of conscience, to demolish | on upon the minds of men and women through the in- | patch on Monday, and reveals the communistic notive. From relig- ion, through the promptings of conscience, ig feared "the counter- reovlution which eventually mus overtumm the soviet regime. | destroy the influence of church | Was to postpone, if it coufd not avert, the inevitable reaction by | which Russia will come back to own, Communism darcd not ow the real reason for the mur- | der of Butehkavitch, but substitut- | jed. the charge of treason and an i swered the protest of the world] that “only organized world capi- lism” pleaded prelate. | end those who vo erve the great god gold.” Never in the history of the world} has government succeeded by the} | destruction or chaining of the con fence of men. Russia will know this sooner or later, Tt cam brazen jout the slaughter of Monsignor ; Butchkavitch as Germany did the ship of elevators and mills and other few minu enterprises for the benefit©of the} farmers are “impossible” Hin Interviewed for the Christian | Science! Monitor, Mr. Townley feank-} ly recanted the profes my card which formed the basis for his origi-| 1 fight in North Dakota and which | jdentit: Buckross?” the Western Sates as the saving} Kindersley economic and political gospel, Mr. Townley has discovered that} the farmers’ spe production, nd that the other specialties of the | seri | economic tem - portation, | Should be n | distribution neing must be, do not wish Lleft to the spe who know how, | Tai while the farmers sticks to his own} know-how’ | “I for one,” he says, “have become convinced that there ‘are forees in the econom em more powerful than the State which make it im-| possible for, State enterprives to} you from th it. He looked sueceed. |. “Last Ma However, the apostasy af Mr.javerted th Townley will leave his successors} unmoved. Thy wiil continue to de. | at least one The citizen has a right to question the edicts of his small! mand the ; n by the State] IB, walls group of representatives who constitute the government. of _ cvonomii ns which it is! yous The employe has a right to question his employer. Most | ° little fitted to discharge. | The) vere alone employers admit this—and gladly welcome suggestions. | We are free agents, not slaves, despite the propaganda | to the contrary that has been accumulating in our literature, and schools since imperialism began to fight for existence. | ti QUEER Spring fishermen, here’s a tip: oped sense of smell, says a writer in Aquatic Life. they’re smelling when they nose that bait. Settlers in central Ontario, Canada, say Fish have a well-devel-| Maybe they have to * stand behind a stump to bait their hooks when they sprinkle a few drops of oil of rhodium on a can of worms. Ojibway _ Indians, by the way, claim the best trout bait is a live field mounse, hooked under the spine and allowed to swim freely. From the rising tide of Volstead prosecution, it doesn’t tai ‘any prophet to tell that there’s:going to be trouble brew- this country. : ise | radical leaders who haye captured! ter. That dead. Lord Kind the machine he invented and built, will run it as long as they can. They | will seek place and power by mean’ f it. They are doing so today inj the Minnesota Legislature and other! State parliaments. heel The only question is, How Ibng will it take the farmers who have been deluded. into supporting the} Townley machine and relying on the promises made for it, to recover from | their delusion? |When they see as clearly as their discarded leader, Mr. Townley, now appears to seey the machine wilt take its last journey, ending on the scrapheap. y But the evils it has already caused must be paid for in the shape of| Club.” mounting taxes, -~ as North Dakota| All the is finding out—Minneapolis Journal.| scension voice, when steady. about?” to him. and signed which sum evening at anxious. ‘ and I stood full in the light. | has since been preched in most ot/It was obvious, however, that Lord My visit, very serious side.” with a queer look in his eyes. 1 took the two documents from my pocket and moved a little nearer various ‘unions, letter to Rendall, making him the offer of 50,000 pounds to withhold it, THE 1 WiSh SOMETHING WOULD HAPPEN 7 ~ NEA SERVICE MYSTERY ADVERTISEMENT BY E. PHILLIPS OPPENHEIM Copyright, 1 Arrgt N tes of his time. In the end I was ushered into the great s. nctum, What can I do for you—er Mr. he inquired, glancing to test my new not an idea that we |had ever met before. “] have come to see you on a very us matter, aid, “and I am anxious that there Lord Kindersle; no misunderstanding. 1 h for a penny of your m here, in fact, to save ec loss of a great deal of nevertheless, has a at me steadily from un- der his bushy eyebrows. “Go on,” she invited curtly. reh,” I continued, -“you ce threatened shipping strike and-suved yourself the loss of of your millions by brib- known Labor leader to peace instead or war. You and one other great shipowner concerned in this mat- other man, I gather, 1s lersley was staring at me Yi His he answered me, was un- “What on earth are you talking “Here,” I said, “is Rendall’s pro- |, posed speech, counseling the strike by’ the leaders of the Here, also, is your to him the next Liberal was pi the National tial affability and conde- d gone from Lord Kin- by Phillips Oppenbeim EA Service, Inc dersley’s manner, He | | Z | [anit (7, MRTRUG F looked like + CWHOOGE, THAT'S QUITS.A CLIMB To GET YO NERS, upon Vil write you a ch for sand pounds this morning. “Your I salt with you in the est, it would mount to | offen mscience forbids it. jean dea the préss fa openly. political not help. Your Your financial ruin Tom NGS, BOT ONG 1S AMPLY REWARDED — JusT Lesa, AT THAT VLG) ow A CUSAR DAY OU CAN SCE InNxO Five GOuntiSs Wt! | to Besides, it would bring diseredit| me my party, It would ruin politically as well as actually, Come, | now, Mr. Buckross, you look like | business man, Let's talk busines ly and) ruin T ean- | over to the park commission, will be It will be refitted as a mun- , | icipal clubhouse. | 1 | am. | disagreeable is jsuch a story! be Mr ard Ren a hope stone, ly described as drive. boast, was net in of access. ed cas position, “Don't know who you Buckross,” he suid, noti some surprise that I had not availed yself of the opportunity of shaking ‘hands with him, “but sit down, and | welcome, my: “T have brought The popular M He came within a few minutes, a pipe in nis | mouth, and giving evidence of all the good-nature which befitted his “The Towers,” which I had dis- | leovered from a book of reference to ndall’ address, vulgar edifice of gray pproached’ by what is gener- | carriage- as was his t difficult room a_ short the into the What can I do for you?” you bad news Rendall,” I announced, “The devil you have,” he answered, | teeth | “Who are you, T don't seem to recognize removing his pipe and staring at me. plied, ist, if you like. r anything about myself that I'm ikcly to tell you. have come out word of warning.” “You're getting d uneasily, jhe facts to which I allude in my possession a speech which you ought these: I have ‘opy of the have nal letter from that mon at the National L know what ban was, I s much of a ‘ashion, You lying bl “How dar ed. Vi Tha told him. deed to go. or e fulfille “Stop!” he shouted as [ turned to- “How did ward the door. by this cock-and- tained the papers “That's a lie the lette 1 smiled. 4 poor sport. “She deceived “You used. made at f rch and didn’t, and also the origi- - Lord Kindersley, ‘offering you 50,000 pounds to hold it lup. 1 also know that you y on the following evening How should [ have come b; The man, after all, vy her destro; » from his at, really doesn’t matter,” I re- You can call me a journal- Its us near the truth Something very going to happen to, \you on the fourth day from now, and 4 us Iam partly responsible for it, 1 Yot in the least,” T assured him. ar’ Li rpool coward but he showed it in a differ- d= my mission,” “~ shall be very glad in- pull story from your wife then,” he declared truculently, “for T saw her destroy you,” I KNOWS NEW MAYOR The eleetion of Frank Doremus as following a tense political battle, is of espec- Erwin of Dr. Erwin spent his child- Frank mayor of Detroit, ed his life. Something over $100 was realized for the library fund as a result of the dancing party given Wednesday in the same. town as Doremus, Lake City, Mich., and was recalling today the time when he tumbled off a pier into Lake Michi- gan in 20 feet of water and Dore- mus Sr., and the new mayor of De- troit by means of a fishpole towed him from the end of the pier to shal- low water at the shore line and sav- , Mich., ia} interest to Dr. R. M. this city. hood evening at Elks hall. Portland where cd his strength, ters. A. R. Congress. will ington. W. J. Gill of the Mi: Grocery company returned Wednes day evening from, St. Paul. where he had been for a week on business and spending a few days with his sis- | | Mr.-and Mrs. Bert Ament and two | children returned last evening from been spending the past winter. Mr. Ament who was in poor -health when he left. the city has practically regain- | they have Mirs. R, W. Shinners and son, Jack | jleft last evening for, Cleveland, 0., to visit with relatives. Mrs. Shinners will go to Washing- | tén, D. C. to attend the annual D. Mrs. J, L. Bowers so represent Mandan and will leave the last of the week for Wash- Miss Violet Keebler returned yes- | with powders, liq from ‘Glendive after spend-! ing several days here at the home Mr, dnd: Ma, A. terd of her parents, Keebler. received as Kindel- nailer!” he shout- you come here with Get out of the house, throw you down the steps.” you come was | replied. | circular. She jouri Valley Next week | Our guess is that the Pennsyl- vania man accused of having 11 wives took his divorces for granted. jen in the back yard. Plant a gard You may raise a few dollars, When an airplane loaded with Mr. | booze landed on a Maine farm roof the drinks were on the house. At a Boston charity fete socie| girls sold kisses for a dollar or one smacker per Fire swept a broom factory in Pittsburg. They say Evnstein, of Hinstein’s theory, another discovery. Per haps he has understood Einstein's theory. Burglar entered a Detroit home, here to give you ® ate a meal and went to sleep, so ‘ the cops caught him napping. at me,” he pro- jeeca ty London. scientist says people ean » with their skins. We saw a rl with all eyes on her legs. The poke bonnet is coming bac t The poked nose has never left. Rodolph Valentino, the movie sheik, will take a rest for his nerves, but not for his nerve. beral Club, and |. Aviator who flew miles an ou intrusted it hour could go to town almost as quickly as he could stay at home. at heart, Group of senators is touring our national fores! the hat is taking to tall and uncut. Isadora Duncan says she is a wo- man without a country. America is a good country for to he without. her 1 Maybe the man who figured Eu- rope has 20,000,000 more women than men counted them in church. s wife makes Pin | A Tennessee farny | money selling chicken feathers. money from pin feathers. all unless it were the truth? plea | swered. rhe whole world will) Paris newspaper started by jani know the facts soon enough. I ob-| tors in bankrupt. It cle » | better than janitors do. {It is only natural for gir know more about kissing. they kiss either men or women. As spread candidates: bunk so will the president their political | traw out of Easter baskets. But for “all that the Gingerbread Man did not look happy. His crown | was on crooked and his coat was up jabout his ears, and his raisin ey {looked as cross as a multiplication “Excuse me, Your Majesty,” said the Chocolate Soldier nearest to ‘him, “But you're all crooked again!” “I know it,” grumbled the Ginger- {bread Man. “It’s these buttons on my coat. They are as crooked as a dog's hind leg. And when I wear crooked clothes I think crooked and feel crooked. My feelings always } match my looks. There! I’m going to make another Jaw! I feel it com- zg. Yes, sir! If I don’t make it iT’ burst. It's inside of me. have to make this law at once.” “Very well, sir!” the Chocolate Soldier said patiently. “If you'll tell me the law, sir, I'll take a trumpet and go out and tell every- body.” “All right!” said the Gingerbread Man. “The law is that everybody must walk on his head for a week.” ®My goodness!” Nancy cotildn’t help exclaiming. ‘That's a funny | law. How can people obey it?” _ “Nobody obeys my laws,” said the Gingerbreaq Man, “so I can make as many as I like.” (To Be Continued) \ | (Copyright, 1923, NEA Service, In Raia Stearns’ El is recognized as the guarantoed termi for Rats, , Ants, __ Gockrosohes ond Waterbugss Don't waste time trying to kill pests aids OF buy experimental Ready for Use—Better than Traps 202. box, Sic 15.02. box, $1.50 SOLD EVERYWHERE. ri ctric Paste *