The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, March 17, 1923, Page 4

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Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck) . Naily by mail, outside of North Dakota... "THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) -- 6.00 HANDLING WIVES You missed a good laugh by not seeing them. hey got on the train together —a meek little “also ran” wife and her gruff, pink cheeked giant of a know-it-all husband. ' He didn’t help her up ‘the steps. admitted that he was carrying their heavy suitcas: maybe due to his absent-mindedness or the presence of a quart inside. He lifted the suitcase to put it on the steel luggage rack | overhead. And he grunted, that he knew what he was do- ing, when she suggested a fear that the heavy suitcase might break down the rack. - She started to insist, but he snapped, cutting her off. So they settled in their day-couch seats. The little wo-| man uncomfortably kept glancing up at the rack and uncon- sciously fingering her shoulder as if preparing it for a blow. Again she ventured, “D¢ I'm afraid—” : “Mind your own business, it'll hold,” he growled, Bang! The words were no sooner out of his mouth, than down came the suitcase. crushing his new derby hat. We watched the couple as the train sped on. It was casy to reconstruct the past, to picture them in their courting days She must have been a sweet little soul, dainty, graceful, gentle. Hard work had gnarled and twisted her hands Worry had wrinkled and blanched her face. But her former glory still peeped timidly and sadly from her eyes. As a wooing lover, we could picture him — tall, strong, assertive, the kind that appeals to so many sweet, shrinking women. Of course, he had been one of the cads who mask their real nature, their inner viciousness, until they have won their brides. ‘ Time was unmasking him, bringing out his r just as it does with all of us. al nature, Not understanding the law of the Attraction of Opposites, his wife probably is bewildered at the change. Maybe she occasionally wonders if things might not have turned out better if she had married the other man. It is so easy to become thoughtless, after the first few months or years of married life. With the glamour gone and the romance dulled, thoughtlessness casily becomes neglect. And the neglect too frequently grows into an indifference and lack of consideration, so that the husband without realizing it says things to his wife and commits discourtesies that he would not dream of trying in the presence of another woman. Indifferent husbands and their roses. The areless wive secret of real wedded blis are trampling in a constant The Associated Press is exciusively entitled to the use or inste ... 5.00) To his credit ,it must be | com though | s It struck squarely on his iiead, | jependent” reor at Bismarck, the accomplis At the semization reeent WHERE ARE You. sting “MAID 2 “ree tion” wa removing Theo, G, Nel-on as sec ry-—and making him president 1. Tt was also decided by the “convention” rena out of the or newspapers that ranks all perso might make faces at Nelson's ne 1 AM TAKING élection law. Nothing was said « u me out sending any vavolution of Tus To THe Fe Ag | fewlty to our new or, Lynn J BACK HOME, Frazier. Actions speak louder thay SIR | words, and Nelson’s bunch had elect | ped h so they no doubt considered | that jof them tha Some diseu azier could not well ask more n that on was had as to a »per nume for Neleon wor tion. They ded to ri | tain the na We would suggest. that n's Knights of | the Double-Cr would have been | more! fitting. When the 1. V. A. “reorganiza tion” meeting was held’ in Bismarck [last month, the Record man Jasked to attend, which he did. As soon as we saw the kitd of reorgan- w wtion’” that was proposed, we—in iny with the laté John Robin- of Sve promptly left. the | meeting, ‘The tonight we were Hed 6n the phone by Thee, G. Nel on nd ed to attend th com mittee * meeting. We notified him iu we wished to have nothing to do with it, and were then asked to simply an onlooker~ to which We agree When the roil of “Committeemen wit read, the Record n had been listed as the from the ‘Twenty- | ¢ | Sixth distri quested that our nam We then publicly re- be withdrawn. | Lieut. Gov. Frank Hy then sug- ea ae ie gested that w ud better let our with its mie ; [mame stand, or the senate might " ai salisbury : amend the redistricting bill and put! THE WINDS stonehenge, a cruelly cold wind jHmmons back with Kidder. We told was blowing, We drank from a flask [him that such a possibility. would F Reiirodulits andearrappedl [not change our d on Now, We OF DEATH aByauittelus clone vAUsunG eee ete ta icetrtegt| BY E. PHILLIPS OPPENHEIM high up in the bleakest jeurrying the nuino of the 4 part, another car was waiting, its OLD His aba nen ats COnUn econo y MICHA Conyright, 1922, by E. Phillips Oppenheim ‘Tights out, its appearance siniste the I. V, ve! 7 a han Z We passed it, howe: at fift district. We Arrgt. NIA Service, Inc. oO ae an hour, and the man who j state that such sole oceupant scarcely looked was unauthori i | We passed through Amesbury, up | net in fact in any way acting uy Vis BEGIN HERE TODAY , operations are being: transferred to} the long rise to Andover, through 1A. committeeman from this district. Vandel Witenes Londo: Basingstoke, and settied down into | || Shuienns Clan AOA MICHAEL SAYERS, noted crimiral,] “When do you want me to come-" |# st miles an hour alone Tt COLLEGE GIRLS | SIR) NORMAN GREYES, of — - Scotland Yard, when Sayers’ Leau- The suicide of two college girls! titul housema'd, on the same day should make! JANE saves him from Sic Norman parents mindful of the very reas) by shooting dead an officer sent unhappiness often associated with| to t him, Janet S: la girl's college career. She may bel ers’ wife and able accomplice many exploits Michael rest by taking desperate c While Sir Norman is living at country house s Myror, shot at from ambush and ath ecident: that hi: d fall into the the covet. in a single sub- he a poor student mental agonie: because most desperate efforts fail to her a passing mark, take their volloge work more a brilliant stude: use Jed rrowly her picious, giv G d ne seriously than boys. The competi-} 9 Sir Norman to help run to exit Ition for “marks” is keener, the de- SHR CeBeathermuelient | votion to study more absorbing the ng at the head of a danger disgrace of failure in studies is more keenly felt. Outside activities take | | less time not receive th social recognition, Women membe eth 1A Harvard one | himself for uy | because it ous gang. NOW GO ON WITH STORY Sir Norman Continues “Persenally,” was the confident rep'y 1 dont think there is the slightest doubt byt that he is the va snap” course handsome 't brought the : = an who has passed at diff renewal of courting days. Marriage is a failure, the day we! and LOU ATELG ve) Cle Sa Rita ae TaNoeaaeuEnley aaa become plain husband or wife instead of sweethearts. ee anaes see ea ah 1 tel Stanfield and originally Michael . eR ee ee los 4 any ‘i A ankcevanighent th |the beauties of Vasnnr or Wellesley | ee eee ee eee ae ad ina New [eorralled by one of their woman] york police “ascertained: but i ‘i Br ccpheiads |tenchers for the same renson? aor cies Sei ohiet aaa Gh ___A baby is born dead in New York. Dr. Philip Mininberg) ~ our teading women’s colle: completed letter which he mus injects adrenalin, heart starts beating, baby lives. Ardena-| themselves on exacting the “en typing at the time of the va lin, most powerful heart stimulant, was discovered by a Ja-| scholastic standards as the leading] The first page he probably destroyed panese scientist. A similar chemical, secreted by the adre-) "en * pipe 1 ae eeu Ve joreoer with nie ies ate onleiis ene atiacho reno ie ‘ a vce wa {known their standards would refers to you. Here is a : pepe iene, attached Ho vane anit ne Ane Keeps YOU! found to he even higher ‘The Rimmington withdrew from his : ast, you coulc yew é | unamtsnuadm|actanainikaoner pocketbook a halfgheet of pi The human body is a chemical machine. Scientists are! the idly upon ea assed it to me. I,read it slowly, learning more and more about it as they study the endocrine. | requirements and abhor the ac bee nee have come to their ect é apnea, ‘o “i rail a nAat. © ions’ owe: Dy en's college Bs here have) come ely M. Brown-Sequard, original gland docto#, was laughed at, 301 sg AT SET a acter ean lies (es ING years ago. Time proves he was right. l freshmen who fall behind along the | Been productive, but there is d a wer in any further prosecution « SWEE' The wholesale price of candy eaten by Americans in 1921 was about 314 million dollars, the Ce! This s nearly a third les twice’as much as in 1914. asus Bureau announces..| Changed price: than in 1919, but more than} partly explain | They admit more students tha. our energics. There s only one man 1 an really care for with the ex- who stands in the way of my return | pectation of dropping the surplus} 4, pondon. You know well of whom after the mid-year tests. | 1 speak. I wait day by day for your Many a girl would have done| jeys of him, and hope to hear of have tried colle the joy of life soon after better never to | She lose no more blunder: wee that the wo- man you know of, too, is carefully , 3 , entering because her colleg vatched. She may be as loyal as the rise and fall. Figure'it out accurately, making allow- |). cn" uneeasinge struggle ap ates phe mea ee ances for price changes, and you'll doubt if we're really eat-! failure which may easily und | when I have my doubts. If N. ¢ jng much more candy than before prohibition. | hor health, y girls whe try col-/ can be disposed of-— Sugan consumption has increased tremendously. But | lee are naturally. unfithed to stond |_| interesting. qpathel 7 inerease has Ro Sealand he strain. dof developing | To w s the lette: most of the increase has gone into home-made wines, NOE etre ih eral ite and’ steonsale | Mlo ae lentheebrokers candy. Jot mind by meetixas and ¢ ing | Bermondsey,” Rimmington replied as th fond d it was written on the note- DOLLAR | The American dollar, worth 100 cents in the year 1918, | and now has a comparative purchasing power of only 61 cents in) buying goods at wholesale. So figures the famous economist, Professor Irving Fisher. s If we can find a way to stabilize the buying power of the dollar, we can get rid of periodical hard times: There is'a| way. Meantime, Professor Fisher’s announcement calls at-' tention to this: Our dollar fluctuates at home the same as| | obsacles paper of a firm of hide-brokers in pect, they develop the “inferio: but the mumber who are unhappy int college is much larger than is erally supposed Brooklyn — }: a ix.” . “ir self- sence | New. York.” cynivleles lone: Mapp tele comliaen | «The letter is from our friend, SSA PNR EHO aga | right enough,” I decided, “The. 4 fev 4 |have been two attemp s upon my life within the last two days, ‘and T just sent away a secretary who was keeping a careful note of my j | doings. ‘ Wee talked for an hour or more, | A THOUGHT | (ane ar difficulty at a a ee | gull ie. Rimmington . . ‘ k | undertook to send a good man down foreign moneys rise and fall in foreign exchange. + | Phe thing that hath been, it is that | from “Scotland ee he maior inauits et \which shall be: and that which ts! ines in the neighborhood, ant he ; done ix that which shall be donc; | promised also to trace my late sec- se GRAIN jand there is no new thing under retary’s antecedents through the Eight freighters steam from Petrograd, loaded with Rus- sian wheat for Germany. Grain shipments are also begin-! ning to come out the other way, from Odessa through the; Dardanelles. : If you’re an American wheat grower, this is today’s most important news. The bright spot is that Russia probabl ‘will take years to get “back in the market” on a big enoug! seale to affect materially our wheat growers in the export trade. i BOOM — — The railroads receitly have been handling a fourth more ears of freight than in the corresponding weeks of 1919, dur- ipgthe pig post-war boom. " i \ _=>@ompared with four’ years! ago, industry is in a period of greater activity but smaller profits. } | the sun.—Ecele, 1:9. - -| office from which she had come, In 5 |the meantime he begged me to re- The vanity of human life i& like a! turn to London with him. The sug- river, constantly passing away, and gestion ene ee altogether j atractive to me. “1 don't like being driven awa jérom my own home,” I grumbled. i ‘*Besides, there will be nothing for Tie aoe conte sou tan vase off mie to do, in London at this time of u and Grippe ptly cheek-| the year.” ing your coughs’ and ‘colds with| “Greycs,” he said earnestly, « Foley's Honey and Tar. Also gives) ten to me: You can ylay golf round quick relief {rom coughs resulting] London, and get on with your boox. from Flu, Gribpe, Whooping Cough.) You are far safer there than you Asthma and Bronchitis. Forty-cieht years of satisfaction to users has made Foley’s Honey and ‘Tar the World's largest selling cough med'-| cine. Contains no oniates—ingredi ents are printed on the wrapper. Re {fuse substitutes. Insist upon Foley’ | yet constantly coming, on.—Pope. | chat a | PREVENT FLU ‘AND GRIPPE, horhood like this. But apart from that altogether, we want you up there. This wave of crime in New York has cease1. Paris, too, is quiet- er. The Chief is profoundly impress- ed with the belief that it is because GOING MY PRETTY would be in an unprotected neigh- | 1 asked. “Back with ed promptly me tonight,” he an ssing’ the however, Vo were Scarce! of or, nd ogre corner af the ear, to fight this grim self out in self no y matter, however, All through the night I was haunted with fancies. The go bushes on ithe moors seemed like crouching men, the whistle from a distant rail- way train a warning of impending danger. In a small village before we arrived at Taunton man stood in the open doorway of his house, look- ing out at the night. He nned us us we passed, and turned away. Through the uncurtained window of his sitting room I saW a telephone on his table. At Wiveliscombe, a man with a motorcycle stood silent as we passed He leaned forward as though to see the number of our car, In ten min- tites he raced past us, his powerful engine ng the night hideous RON OOO! IVWERETT TRUE (MR. GROGGS, EVERN TIMG z ICOM S (NTO -NOLZ2. STORSG L FIND LCotTS CF Cus-' \ Bet GNOU CH CCeRiKcs I ‘SET BEHIND THE ‘COUNTER AND 2LO Tt YOU WHAT WANT I = wonderful ing thrust m, We shad come almost to a standstill, to we do for lips when trap. I or car was now pa he leaped into Coms on, LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD Js. The moon was pal- now there WV izns of y right ahead of a thin of silver in the clouds, slowly head. out of the’ window. when ‘the memory of it came back} stopped by @ stalwart policeman to me, and with the memory an] who, notebook. in hand, had been overpowering return of the feeling] talking to the occupant of a touring : itself filled a pope, stretched my-| car drawn up by the side of the road. He came up to the open win- dow. “Are you gentlemen going through London?” “We he Ynquired I told him. “What can ou?” had ar The words scarcely © at the ugly little black revol- was thrust almost into a report, a sharp shoulder, and shed fingers. I w: ned to rise up from underneath r car, tore along and jumped in ' BY CONDO | = left my | knew that we were in aj ized it just in time to save my life. I struck with all my | fo within | having him by the throat, | | behind, and they shot forward, trav |eling at an almost astonishing pace. Rimmington shouted to our chauf- | feur through the tube with the idea of pursuing them, We started for ward with u series of horribl bumps, and came almost immediate- lly to a standstill. I sprang out. Both | ¢ our back tere had been stabbed thivugh with some sharp instrument in the distance, the other car had rounded the corner, and screaming siren, was racing iroin London. Janet Takes Up the Story as toward the middle of Oc when I heard from my hus: the first time in man | mont: ; a long time my luck had been rocious. I lost the great- rt of tae money paid me for recovery of Mrs, Trumperton- 's wiamonds, by an investment in a small millinery business which I discovered, too late, to be already moribund. I had lost post after post for te same maddening reason. My j looks had suffered through priva- tion, and my shabby clothes were unbecoming enough; but if I had been Helen of Troy nerself I could scarcely have evoked more proposals of the soit which must bring to an It tober band end ordinary relations between em- | ‘ plcyer and employe. My good resol- ution began to weaken. I had almost made up my ming to appeal for help in quarters which would neces- jfish. “I’ve been told that most people have a side they wish to fide from the world anyway, but !I’'m sensitive about it. I’m so sen- itive I tremble at a Kook. By the {way, in the land you came from what is the latest fashion in plat- Are they still using gold j edges or all-overs ? “All-over what?” asked Nick. Fish, when they are occupied,” lreplied the pink gelatin fish. “Pa terns when they are empty. Flo and leaves and trees and birls n’ things.” “We don’t know!” said Nancy nd Nick together. “But we'll look in the china-closet and find out when we go home.” | “Do!” said the fish. “But I'll ‘have to be going. Please help me up. ; i i {Nick stood him on his tail, Nancy gave him his candy-cane tand he wobbled wobbIngly away. ~ ce Tom Sims Says | sarily have meant the end of my| A philosopher is one who is sur- amore or less honest life, when one | prised when he catches any fish in- | morning a young man who looked | stead of ppointed when he | ike a bank elerk was ushered shame- | doesn't. | tessiy by my landlady into my bed- | —-4 j sitting room, I was folding up o| If gasoline prices get any higher | cout which I was going to take to{the first thing a man will do after | the pawnbroker. I was not in a very investing in a gallon is take out in- [ple ant frame of mind, and 1 was! surance on it. furious wits my landlady. \ — | “What do you want?” I asked! First sign of spring in the arctie i y. “This is not a room inwhich |regions is when an Eskimo's wife visitors.” {wants a pair of summer car muffs. it is one of business, ma- | dam,” he answered, “Are you Mrs. nfield 2” of generally known by that | name,” I replied. | He opened his pocketbook and! counted out two hundred pounds in ‘bank notes upon the table. I watch- cd him. spellbound. “With the compliments of jbank manager,” he said as he took j up, his hat and turned away. | “Who sent the notes?” I out after him. “What bank from?” he bank of faith, hope and char- is it lity,” he answered with a smile, | | “Good morning! | Me was gone before I could get | out so muea as another word. I took up the notes greedily. I had done my best to live without my husband’s help ever since certain news as to his doings in America hud reached me. For some reason which I did not nyself altogether undergtand, I had, I thought, cut myself off from any association with him and his frienc Yet in my present straits my at- tempt at independence seemed hope- less. The money was a necessity to ime. T paid my landlady, and made her in reserve. fingers were My neck and throat and had seen bare, for I nothing of my jewel omened adventure in Paris. | BY WALTER Representative from California, Ninth District. as he wishes, if he gets the nominations. | ScRorkexamapletinlalfoemertenmpaien ithe man T was opposing was on the |Socialist, Democratic, Prohibition, 'Social-Labor and Progressive tickets, , in fighting him, I often used this story: - An old darky had a pet chameleon jwhich he used 0 friends and boast about. But one day he appeared without “it. \ ; “Yassah,” he explained, “he dead. “I was showin’ him to a man down jin the general’ stoah, an’ he brung {out, a piece of blue cloth an’ the camel-lion tu’ns blue, an’ I puts “him on a piece of veller cloth an’ he turns yeller, an’ on green cloth an be tu’uns green, an’ om red cloth an’ he tu’ns red. “An’ then the stoah keepah brung out a piece of Scétch plaid an’ dat camel-licn he just bust hi to pieces a-tryin’ to match to it. ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS By Olive Barton Roberts +} The next pérson” the Twins met to the Cut-Out Lady’s house, was ja pink gelatin fish which wobbled so wobblingly, a# he Walked on his weight on a candy cane. ; |,, Greetings, your friends,” Said the fish. thee—thees—whatever-.oné says when there are ,two of you. In plain Anglefish, which is English in fish language, where are you going” “We're goin to\ask the Cut-Out Lady .to sew the Gingerbread Man’s buttons on ‘straight,”.”- said Nancy. Petia t “Very good,” said the pink gel- atin Angle-fish:“Ex¢euse me, but if we're going to. have a conversa- Gone I think I shall lie Ch Hs much easier ‘than. | standing. ani that’s the way I’ was molded. I’m _ |all flat on one side anyway and it’s ‘lembarassing to try:'to keep that side of me away from. Soman ie _|2.“Oh, you. shouldn’t mind,” said Nancy kindly. \ ‘‘No, I suppose not,” replied the the | called | Under the California primary lay | but he just eluded me. The touring |# man can run for office on as many ing us slowly, and | tickets , leaving his helmet lying in the road, A third man, who exhibit to bis he | |in Sugar-Plum Land, on their way tail, that he had to lean his whole |, “Whither geest thou— Rings that fit your finger too tight jare dangerous. A bandit is liable to jcut the finger off, Nice thing about being a man is you don’t have to pull your socks on up over your knees, A woman can do just about any ithing with a hair pin except make it stay in her hair. It is not true that two monkeys which escaped in San Mateo, Calif., ldid it by posing as sheiks. ported cotton short: ve crough of it to yptian dress jbeing worn. been too has is British carl’s new .son named Rhoderick Dhu and small to do anything about it. Your lot could be wors tle Creek, Mich., a taught geometry for 50 years. ee ning to a dwil purple. Before | 2. present of my dilapidated ward-} First all-woman jury in I bad told Rimmington of all the i ed it, we were in the | robe. I possessed the art of know-|fetched an agreement ¢ -torgl things which had happened | outskirts @* London, our pace grad-| ing how and where to buy things, |#id discuss the case seven hours, vo mg down at G or, but T} ually redueed, but still. racing | and before lunch-time that day I ‘ ad pp spoken of that curious sense | through the somber twilight. ; was installed in a flat in Albemarle || Belgium boarders are out of luck of ijgjiending ev.) which had At Isleworth, just as we hag pass- | Street wearing clothes wiach were | Belgium is placing large orders with ed and the prescie ed under the railway. arch, I felt |in keeping with my surroundings | America for prunes, jowhigiphad. been so remarkably ver- | the _ pra stdienly applied and and with an evening gress and cloak | Smears Iked 68 miles |to hunt a job in Philadelphia should ibe signed up as a postman, One job worse than being a wife is being a central and answering the blame phone all day long. A reformer is a man who doesn’t now what a good time is and | tk Na \ i | { | i) Most of us get wrinkles worrying or over things that never. happen that have happened already. The only cure for spring fe {winter and even that usually Clouds are formed by hot air and war clouds are no exception. U. 8. RECLAMATION ENGINEEKS. Phoenix, Ariz. \Here, where once a desert lay, deso- late nd bare, |Now w glad grepn country pauleneh tee cain Floods that thundered madly down, raging through the land, Now are held and leashed by Man, serving his. command, So a miracle appears, Where the cactus ruled for half-a- million years, A Over dusty trails forlorn, Now there’s cotton, wheat aud smiles, corn. Thanks to U. S. Reclamation Engi- neers! \ Here where lean ‘coyotes howled, where mesquite had spread Over league on barren league, thirsty, bleak ‘and dead, There are farms and villages, church- es, homes ;and schools, All because the engincers learned to use their tools. So a miracle—a miracle app And the driest land upon the hem- ispheres Comes to blossom as the rose, owing everything ‘that’ grows, anks to U. S. Reclumation’ Engi- neers! $ QT Manna in the wilderness, water on > the plai That's what engineers have brought to this broaf domain. Dam ‘and ‘ditch aud.deep canal where the waters run, . They have, wrought their magic under Arizona’s sun. So a miracle—a miracle appears, And the degert wind that: withers up and ‘seai 2 Has become @ gentle breeze, Sighing gently through the trees, Thanks to U, S. Reclamation Engi- “neers! { BERTON. BRALEY. (Copyright, 1928, NEA Service, Inc,) jocsn’t want anyone else to know. - Copyrght, 1923, NEA Service, Inc. , »