The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, March 16, 1923, Page 4

id i la Is oA “ence in 1923 and later. ;So Easy to Drop Cigarette,| 2 - | whom) I dictated for several) hours | a day, material for the work on peas a a SA ee ONE "PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE! Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class Matter. H BISMARCK TRIBUNECO. - - - Publishers Te —v EDITORIAL REVIEW Comments reproduced in this column may or may not express the opinion of The Tribune. They are presented here Im order that our readers may have both sides of important issues which are i i being discussed in the press of Foreign Representatives HERE a G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY ——————————— CHICAGO . = : - : DETROIT | LIMITING LEARNING Marquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg. a PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH Proposals to make NEW YORK - - - - Fifth Ave. Bldg.) *rprepm ne the Univ of Mlinois is bringing 2D PRES: | some emphatic protests to the legis- j lature of that state. There are now A sane mi ae ~ | move than 10,000 students, credited The Associated Press is exciusively entitled to the use or! ie the Illinois institution, making it republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not other-! with one exception we be ne wise credited in this paper and also the local news published | largest of all the state universities, herein. supported directly by tax funds, Si . . . . Some ou rs are de- All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are, S0"' iitihoiee Ene also reserv ‘a delinite y of future nother huge xpansion ol MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIA manding that before urther in its expansic | decision as to the ould be SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE | “iti, uittads uch too lance ane Daily by carrier, per year. gteleritae wake wees 87.20! that efficiency is bound to be sacri} Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck) . salserniers 7.20 | ficed. | Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck) . 5.00, There is some” question whether Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota yay | uny collegiate institution with 10,000 6.00 | students is not tov unwieldy It i ——~j claimed in some quarters that it i THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER impossible for pupils to geceive more (Established 1873) than a tithe of the best training thae eo = seco uae. RHOUIO io WON rsity, Seattered in caalo; some gre hames. Such name ndd to the 1 cast anathema on anyone | tation of the facuily and the ‘who dared disagree with any action of his group in the last | of the institution abroad, But four years must stand aghast at recent evidences of inde- | matter of fact, the actual “teaching pendance of thought and a new-found courage to speak w hich | work t ey : 3 teeta ae ne is found in some quarters of the state. } Uae suhouls The vel ougitane * The reapportionment. bill, which was pushed through 1 is done by scores ofasSiqtant the legislature as a strictly I. V. A. measure, was vetoed. sors and instructors, “some The bill had been praised editorially by the Independent | 90d, seme indifferently geod ana Review, official organ of the LV. A. Feared au Hae Pere ti H The Grand Forks Herald, 1. V. A. above all else, he Guia taaihy uae Oca as editorially: “Governor Nestos is to be commended fc lost. In a four-year course, the veto of the bill for the reapportionment of representation | ordinary student, lost in a crowd of in the state legislature. As the Governor points out in his | 10.000 other studs Idon cones veto message, the bill while in many respects equitable, fails | i ate bias Mo oraererent in many of the adjustments required, if every county in the | TOHG. Suite hay aniteRBNMERE state is to receive the representation in the legislature t9 | about s,co0. While not which it is justly entitled.” | Wlinois or Michigan, it P. B. Trubshaw, who voted for the bill in the legislature, | #?! hing the ir says in his Valley City Times Record that the Governor does | ae ‘ ar aie vu HEALTHY SIGN The political trailer who has touch betwe the country not hesitate to swing his axe and adds “and he is not far possiblities is becoming as wrong with his veto of the reapportionment bill.” | in Ohio as in Mlinois, There waste of When the “test of loyalty” section of the resolutions | is increasing danger prepared for the I. V. A organization became public, in which | Public funds in exsanding state uni it was proposed to cast into political disrepute anyone dis veasartitnt eee ee agreeing with two election bills of the legislature, numerous! tures. Cleveland Times and. Com- individuals protested. The Dickinson Press, I. V. A., an-) mereial. nounced it was » darned independent” it wouldn’t take sues erders from any political dictators. The Killdeer Herald, | THE which has supported the I. V. A.,- in another vein criticized the leadership in the house. The Mandan Pioneer added “its castigation of this leadership and gave prominence to talks | (mas and moving picture of a third part | players represent: men convicted Independence of thought and expression which is break-| the an who-has ing out anew in North Dakota is not confined to the I. V. A.l comes he prey There many Nonpartisans now who do not hesitate to! er detectives on his release from. disagree with their leaders, to vigorously voice their senti-) Ptisen. They are often represented ments, and to defy leaders to read them out of the organiza- thee EECbHtd.deS dive Mo NaEcHOMlOyE tion because they dare to think independently. tae iva mentaloa now) eae es All of which are healthy signs in North Dakota’s poli-' cords. tical life. | Michigan has taker: coxnizance of The plan of operation of the last four years of attempting | “4 Hoda: Tay MeO Sb to destroy any newspaper or any individual who dared to. the yeh ae Hann ae disagree is a despotism reprehensible to those who still cling] inform an employer that one of his to their inherent right of self-expression. jemployes has been in jail The There are evidences that the day when such methods will] #ppiles to, officials as well as te be tolerated is passing in North Dakota. There is need of | P™vste pdrson A criminal’s : : 5 ©. cord my not be exposed free and untrammeled expression of thought on the big) i. arrested on jssues before the state. There is need of healthy and open| ‘this law at expression of conviction within the I. V. A. and the league | once went wrong chan and from those in neither organization. [win a& honest living and to live isecure from malitous attacks, and SRO aD ae a lis humane. It goes on the theory EXAMPLE OF SERVICE jthat a penitentiary is a place for The reappointment of Angus Fraser as Adjutant-Gener: Tan cand ihe pele ving: econ ought to find general favor in the state. General Fre la crime, shall be given a chance to “how occupies a unique position in North Dakota public life. | ko straight. On such a kind ana : Appointed by a Nonpartisan Governor, reappointed by an} forgiving basis the man from: the = Independent Governor, he has disagreed with the-cause es-| pent ey te, cleeice lay 2 poused by both in many respects, but nevertheless has given: ee eee im creo Tee tat 2 both the loyalty due them as commanders-in-chief of the! he ‘is untitled to such immunity ; North Dakota National Guard, s conducted the busi-; from mean pe atitn after the * ness of the Adjutant-Genera s it ought to be con-! e veted from him the pen- ducted—without regard to politics. The National Guard is] joi via or ited Bis Nae bny of great value to the state and to the nation. It is to Hee ee : hoped that General Fraser will have general support in his efforts to place the reorganized guard on the high plane it} ; has always held in rth Dakota. | If one may believe cer #to or WHISKY weful survey of! as being haunded and baffled ing committed | my mind un | ing daily pursuits of life w é The Englishmen who make Haig & Haig whisky ( remem-; * ber the pinch bottle?) will go out of busine: They quit | voluntarily, not in financial difficulties, their reason being > that the market for really good booze is nearing the vanish-| ; ing point. i | >) = pr j -resti a S , 2ey i} iJ: Vendon sends another he ne peel story. ; Hey. RY ISRAEL M. FOSTER. : James Barr, prominent Scotch minister, checks up and finds ys Representative From Ohio,| that shipments of liquor from Great Britain into United States! ~ Tenth District, ; are. very small compared with before the war, when part of | * Americ s wet. Some liquor is exported to a phoney des-| 74° "°" aes scrershureed sith : tination and, at sea, shifted toward our coasts. But we’re| the automobile weaved —woozily drinking less and less, and the wets know they are kidding} along the street, barely missing a : themselves when they argue otherwise. nice old lady, scrapping a fat gen- | tleman’s legs, skidding crazily around Ja five-ton” truck and miraculous EGYPTIAN , liceaping arcmin Gatelae pinto Egyptian style craze will be a flash in the pan, of short , window. * duration. Women quickly will become “fed up” on King Tut), ,“t lensth one of the, men protyst- : fashions; and novelties. This is the opinion of Richard F.| ug, * Bach, expert on industrial art. Other experts disagree with} you’ shim. They predict a long run of popularity for Egyptian, “Look out where I'm drivin’ styles. If Bach is right, somebody will lose a lot of money j “aimed, gpevman, au the prhedl Look ew being spent on the belief that Americans will go Egypt-| thought vou wore dnwin'” The most fickle thing in life is fashion. The industries | ——eoOooOoooo—= $ based on styles are highly hazardous. “To succeed in them! requires an exceptional type of genius. The style makers! QUIT TOBACCO he cried, “look out where drivin’. are playing for big stakes in gambling on King Tut’s influ- i ons | Cigar, or Chewing Habit z i _, BABIES || No-To-Bac has helped thousands w Babies are not afraid of lions or snakes. But they have) break the costly, nerve-shattered’ to mars, who has charge of the Bronx zoo in New York. He| !onging for a smoxe or chew, just ‘Wn: 4 No-To-Bac tablet in has scientific standing. ' Dinee #- becminns, roe ° fs . * 3 your mouth instead. All desire st: Most of us, who have seen babies fondling and mauling| shortly the habit is complethly pro. ? cats, will challenge him. But he claims\it has been absolutely | ken, and you are better off ‘mentally, proved that “the only animal really frightening to a baby physieally, Sianeli uy so. ents. is acat.” 2 : ’ Rie fats nea ol Neto Bae Best to play safe and keep children away from cats. ai: aging MOL coke ory fone They used to be safe. Not now. Too many disease germs|vour druggist wf! refund your to carry. io money without questics- Adv 7 | around me, and I looked alw: j and I listened for foot j conscious of only one THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE THE Copyright, 4 between Michael and Sit once of Se vers Yard, whens housemaid shim from Sir Norman hooting dead an officer sent to arrest! him. J becomes Sayers’ wife and accom plic In many exploits Michael arrest by taking desperate Janet i because “he lenientiy, In the hory Micha capture and i country. Janet wealthy wide nificent. Hotel at plots to steal her monds, Her f.ustrated bt tells. this episode: T kn in narrowly — eseape d to flee th: out toa at the Mag and nothing of psyel any of the mental or nervous phe nomena connected with the study of this abstruse subject. What hap- pened to me during the autumn fol- lowing my visit to Paris remains in plained and_inexplic- able, I shall just set it down, he » it becomes avart to the story A strong man, is in the possession is health, living an out-of life in a quiet country neigh ood, 1 suddenly became afr had the strongest conviction that some terrible d y was hanging over, me. ning, -when 1 took up my gun for amp or st ped into t ar for cursion, I felt a chill presentiment of evil. It was not that I lost my nerve. Twas still shooting and p) golf as well or better than eve I drove my car and went about the hi not y, or pulse. My fears we | able, and it really seemed as though they reached me through the brain rather than the nerves. I felt evil steps, unafra' et expecting danger. I altered my will and sent it to the | eral matters connec ting of my farms most hastily with world, and it was practic possible that he should be in Eng land, Yet J expected de: I was living at the time at Manor, the Small but. ver country house whieh had come to me with my inheritance. My estab- lishment was moderate, even for a bachelor. There was my housekeeper Mrs, Foulds, who had been in the service of my uncle, an elderly lady of 64 who had-lived at Gre all her life, was related to half the in the neighborhood, and ant, high-prineipled tnd altogether estimable person. Adams, her nephew, was my butler and per- sonal servant, There was a boy un- der him, and thre seldom saw. The’ only other member of my household was Miss Simpson, a sec retary engaged for me through a well-known office in ‘London, to crime which I had made up my mind to write, direegly 1 had’ relinquished eS instinctive terror of cats. So claims Raymond L, Dit-|vacco habit. Whenever you have 1 | MY Post at Scotland Yard. She was a woman of about nifty years of age and small, with gray “hair parted neatly in the middle, the only sister of a clergyman in Cambridgeshi an agreeable and unobtrusive per- son, whom I invited to dine down- | stairs once, a week, but whom Tf. otherwise never saw’ except’ when engaged upon our work, or in the distance, taking her daily bicycle ride in the park or the Janes around, Out: of doors’ theze:was' Bénjamin ~ - OF DE BY FE. PHILLIPS OPPENHEIM , by EB. Phillips Oppenheim Arrgt. NE, A Service, Inc, Adams, my of my butle feur, who ¢ Devons ences, a single overingenuous tact da il-wal; yet waiting 10rd he} sOne morning —I rer was the first boundary of thickly tre 1 wa ment, “about Adams, when scious of a was the zip through the where in the hole through at it. There st to search, his rheumati: him too fast, he Sort ? Hav | about you.’ and France are on speaking terms. aannnn~ | “Tell me all about it,” 1 begged. ‘ i : “I wish I could,” Rimmington re-; Not being able to break out ir On | ! voluble. 2 | our homew: nep- lands. | folk, if ever suc Oh ra “y {they've been having around New |will make gold out of platinum. “Do either of them take . Neither of the ; neither of them mekceper, the brothe only one not I drove | station and | y the inspe-tor. He » that evening, me ire been discharged for ay on to the count prised the little ith’ whom I was brought into con- ould possibly h I dismissed him which I mysclf.made in the: meigh--] bothood led to nothing. 1 took my little tw ter out to | ternoons teermng, had out for a long only by Adams, le of de ous: ly needed Searle which extended surance to con nothing of the matter, but even its damaged state fully withdrawn from the pi The fact that I was compelled to | 5 ‘oner in the house for sev- | Getting deeper eyery moment for| In starting a spring garden al- ury to my knee, | your pains, ways make it small enough for your report from some- and worked at un “Gawd A’migh responsible #0: “What be doi I showed him the hole in my hat. mouth open, look~ came into thé room unexpected nd found her writing. It never o curred to me upon my wor | er her shoulder, \ ing in a diary, completing her entry | explain, —— 1 for the day before. = | X. G. worked for two hours, prac- | Don't drive through Alabama in the |Cduélity consists of swapping places He stood with his but that she was en-| Though I di pare amir The trouble with the modern from the gorge except the tumbling and so T look- indi Be Obs cereale élain: 2) m down at n absolutely Adams complaine | n when T walked wi Met hundred EVERET ' TRUE BY CONDO AHA Sh Cpe at mat, EVERETT STRAIGHT FLU AHA!! AHAAA WHAT HAVE You << Vive Gor SELF Con: FRIDAY, MARCH 16,1923. | home. Said 1.ttle about his juries» | of hot apple pies was now coming | which were not serious, Accepted | eyed y ? i ‘out of the king’s kitchen. | invitation shoot .Woolhanger Manor) a. cutomobile was back, on Tuesdi at. eleven o'clock | - el Beavebig © Fett at;own wheels again and rolling dusk. round in dizzy circles for very joy. Miss Simpson was suddenly con- |The ostrich was stretching h ious of my presence, She placed |Wings which he had never hope her hand over the page. |see again. The wind-mill was no “This 18 my private diary, Sir Nor-|longer in a hole’ but whirling its ’ she asserted. wheel merrily on | top pf the I gathered,” J replied, “What ground, The clock’s hands were 1s your interest in 1y doings, Miss | back in place and it was striking a ‘ Simpson ? . jhundred times to show its delight. A personal one,” she assured me.| Tommy’s manners improved at “{ uppeal to you as a gentleman to/once and he no longer slammed let me have the volume.’ idoors and upset chairs. The M 1 confess taat I was weak. An al-!Up school also improved at on z tercat,on of any sort whatever, end- |and said the alphabet from A to Z ing without doubt, in a struggle for jinstead of from Z to A. ; ' ‘the possession of the diary with this; Cows ate grass In the fields quict-iook.ng, elderly lady, was pe-|while the whales returned to their culiarly repugnant to me. I rang the | proper place in the ocean. bell |" ‘The baker-man’s fire melted all + { shall order the car to take you |the ice and his bread started to ‘to Barnstaple for the five o’clock ;bake as it should. tain, Mss Simpson,” [ said. The Cut-Out Lady turned into a She rose to-her feet, grasping the |lively. maiden and the chocolate- ‘book firmly. cake dog with the pink-icing cars ‘What is your complaint against ‘turned into a fine AkepHerl dog. a Sr Norman?” she asked. The bread-pill general turned ing this last week,” I told | back into a real soldier with a real her, “two attempts have been made! gun and a real sword. upon my life. I am naturally suspi-|~ The Five-and-Ten-Dollai | cious ‘of people who keep a close ac-|that said “Nothing Under, count of my personal movements. She stood for a moment looking | Store that said “Nothing Over,” at me through her ‘gold-rimmed and everything was in fine s | spectacles in a dazed, incredulous! “Let's give three cheers for the | sort of way. Then she turned and | Twins,” cried Tommy, and the last ft the room, 1 never saw her/thing the Twins heard as they de- eee |parted were three loud Hurrahs! It was that.very same afternoon, | (To Be Continued) jon my return from the village, |Copyright 1923, NEA Service, Inc. where I hal gone to mail a letter | hands, that I found a! ne touring-car, covered | | with mud, outside my front door, j and Adams announced that a gentle- j man was waiting to see me in the | study. To my surprise and infinite | satisfaction, it was Rimmington. | | “I have. th's moment posted, a let- | | ter to you,” I said, as we shook j hands, “Anything doing down her asked quickly. - “Too much for my liking,” I an-, This country of ours has too | swered. , many people who are making moncy | “I have come straight through | Without making, arlything else. | from Basingstrok he explained. | i ree “The Chief rather got the wind up! Daily reports indicate Probably return across moor m Store | | | ii | he many as he accepted a cigar and lit |other way, Sing Sing prisoners hi You read the papers, I sup-|zroken out with the mumps. ? Germany is making gasoline from al. Some day a bright scientist York? Eleven undiscovered —mur- —— jders in ten cays, und several million | It's charged sugar gamblers have, | dollars stolen, The New York police |been cheating the public and this | : ' 1 1 ) have — bee working steadily for|wasn't very sweet. of them. nd made their coup last ——— in- | week. They made half a dozen ar- Boston woman admits to the cops ie may have shot her husband. It does sound plausible. . but the head of the gang es-|that s i” “A known person?” I asked. = One prophet without honor in his home town is a weather prophet dur- ing the month of March. Girls keeping their eyelashes thin ‘ t y find it takes a lot of pluck. \ | Things never are as bad as the Ul could be. Flivver cannot be mi fast enough to supply the demand. Oscar Egg is a six-day bike racer who is considered hard boiled. Seattle man ntenced to sta [hes at home three weeks, but why pu : ALABAMA RAIN. ish his wife that way as: .MONTGOMERY, FLA. |/ > = : A ome that he knew | Don't drive through Alabama, when | Qne tax that never will gét a kick in it rainat lout of most of us is this inheritance |For the valleys, and the hillocks, ! tx. and the plains, Are a mire of sticky clay Where you'll stay and stay and stay, When the worm turns he meets either a chicken or a fisherman. ry wife to finish. Don't drive through Alabama in the mint e ©) Half of the man who can whist Wait for sunny days, or travel on |# tune learned to do it on payday. tho train! ae dan is they are out of date befo Frindly state, sti Alabama Has the sort of roads no verses can {YU can learn them, | — ;| Entirely too many people think liced golf in park, lunched in, took | °" yyint with those above them, ; For they tell me the asyl in- are : with accident but was able to walk |" Sane he AMINA FORA oe caeeeenikc oes . cduititasion Hae gan aapcselecneceMing il y, |Wants to protect groundhogs. No ie peg ne sage doubt a great many people have tried to shoot-them late The only reason one can't marry , [and live happily ever after is be- [Don't drive through Alabama when [cause it takes two | Who imagined they could do ite |But now are entirely batty in the | brain, v it rains! Rea a For the things they build for roads | ®——~4 7p sil | are only drains, | A THOUGH | =o | And the sturdiest of flivvers o— -——® ; | Wasn't made for swimming rivers ‘and th ea Bet eich i [eo exploring wholly bottomless ter- | poody came, and the winds blew, and 4 | SPIER: beat upon the house; and it fell not: Dan ides Gietigk “AIS chen {fF it. was founded upon a rock— Don't drive through Alabama when | Mise 7335" |Though you put on double sets of heavy chains You will sink into a bog Where a fat. bull-throated frog The man who is just and resolute will not be moved from his settled purpose, either by ‘the mis-directed rage of his fellow. citizens, or by the |Cronks funereally over your remains. | threats of an imperious tyrant.-- , © | Wait until the - downpour finishes |” 4 | and wanes, 5 |And the sky from further deluges ‘i For the rest of your career, Don’t drive through Alabama when it rains! { -—BERTON BRALEY. : wate | (Copyright, 1923, NEA Service, Inc.) aS long as your N head is where it belongs your hat.is the most ‘ conspicuous item of your apparel. Get the right hat this Spring— - ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS eerie oceereeete ce as By Olive Barton Roberts | As Nancy and Nick walked through Apple-Pie Land they met ‘all ‘the Mix-Uppers who had been ‘turned back into Apple-Pie Land- ers. Everybody was as happy as jcoyld be and thanked. the Twins for- being such a-help. King Even-Steven came out of his palace in his velvet robes and {gold gold ,erdwn:. and said how much obliged he was. for turning him back from a beggar ‘into a ia abit sailed One Up-and: e-Down was no longer a i] but the king’s cook and the smell . { Get a\LANPHER this season :