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PAGE FOUR CHE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Clase Matter. BISMARCK TRIBUNE CO. - - Publishers Foreign Representatives _ G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CIHCAGO Marquette Bldg. PAYNE, NEW YORK - MEMBER OF T The Associated Press is exciusivels republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not other- wise credited in this paper and also the local news published herein. All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. ~~ MEMBER A DETROIT Kresge Bldg. » BURNS AND SMITH Fifth Ave. Bldg. HE ASSOCIATED PRESS IDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABL EIN ADVANCE MellyaDyACaren sper year iii i ialevevsceesesseca ses: $7.20 Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck)..... Umi e ses Ceol Uaily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck).... 5.00 Naily by mail, outside of North Dakota. . eas 6.00 THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) HEADED FOR YOL Get ready folks, the foxy manufacturers are preparing spring hundreds of King Tut fad-articles on you. One of ne first of these will be the Tut-ankh-Amen cigaret. One uf the big tobacco companies is getting ready to market it. A New York firm has placed a rush order with a pottery factory to turn out hundreds of thousands of “Tut pups,” good luck statues like the Billiken. These are supposed to be reproductions of the Egyptian “houn’ dwag” that followed King Tut around the royal palace. is Goldsmiths and their designers are working night and day on orders for Egyptian jewelry, especially bracelets and anklets. In Washington the patent office is getting ready for a deluge of applications from manufacturers who want to use Tut's name on their wares, with trade mark protection, First on the job seems to have been Frederick Martin 3urns, eastern promoter. As far ba¢k as last Nov. 30 he applied for Tut trade marks in 15 different industries — bathing suits, music, clothing, dolls, umbrellas and so on. Burns even went after a copyright on Tut’s name in the fields of music, poetry and fiction. To sew up the name for fiction purposes, he “wrote all night.” At about 3 a. m. he says, “I finished by story, which is 6000 words long. I don’t know anying about writing fiction, but I know how to protect myself for my purposes by throwing in plenty of love, mys- tery and red-blooded material.” 3urns’ hunch was to monopolize Tut’s name for fiction purposes. Judging from his description, the magazines will light to get his masterpiece. A King Tut novel is being churned out. and Alma Sanders (authors of “Tangerine’’) the use of Tut’s name for a show and already the music and lyries Vincent Lopez is playing Tut musie with his famous Hotel Pennsylvania orchestra, New York. He has sent a rush order to Egypt for copies of the sistrum, ringing and chiming instrument found in Tut’s tomb. Watch the jazz bands pick it up. It’s a great age we're living in. Study the impending Tut crazes and you'll learn a lot about infec’ mob spirit and our instinct of imit the monkey. Monte Carlo have obtained have written C ARE YOU ALERT? A magician would find it easier to fool Einstein than to! deceive Kinstein’s eight-year-old son. Buckley, official of the Soc ety of American Magicians. | It’s common knowledge in the show busine wizard is most nervous when doing his tricks ence containing a great many children. The grown-ups are! fooled easily. But chances are that the shrill voice of some} youngster in the rear of the house will pipe out: “I seen) So claims Arthur | before an audi- how he done it.” ie Children are much more alert than their elders. son is because they find everything in life new ing and are constantly watching for another edge. Interest keeps the br: pitch. ' As we get older, we observe that life is an endless repti tion, the same old stuff over and over with only an occa-}| sional surprise. Naturally, we fall into the habit of not looking for something new. In turn, this gradually dulls our’ -perceptions, slows down our ability to observe quickly. So the stage magician finds it easy to hoax us. One rea-; and interest -| bit. of knowl- ain geared up to high, keen! Magician Buckley, as quoted, conveys the idea that, the viser a man is, the easier to fool him. For instance, a very! simple trick will baffle a profound brain, while.a man of only average intelligence is apt to “catch on.” H The psychology of this is that one of the characteristics of deep thinking is a tendency to concentrate entirely on important subjects. Which explains why a person with a brilliant intellect often is unable to master card games trivialties which the deep thinker subconsciously is adverse to concentrating on. The “heavy thinker,” magician and tryin; apparently interested in the stage ig to solve the trick, has about 95 per cent | of his brain power far away, browsing unconsciously on im-' portant matters. The man of lesser intelligence is not in a semi-trance or hypnotic state of interest in important mat- ters, so he is able to rally his concentration 100 per cent on the magician’s tricks. A This delve into psychology raises the interesting sugges- = tion that alertness ‘is not necessarily a sign of brain power. On the other hand, it may indicate intelligence only average, or below. * The absent-minded professor is the subject of many jokes.' = He, deeply concentrated on things that really count, is far ‘from alert. Often he has to have questions repeated two or’ three times before he “gets” them. But bring up one of = the important subjects that really interest him, and you find. = him as alert as a hair-trigger. It’s a queer machine, that gray brain inside our skulls. ACTORS 4 John Drew celebrates, rounding out his 50th | = American stage. Like J. Walker, he’s “ Drew comes from one of the ‘world. } \ ‘Theater-goers. with long memories compare the stage of | doday. with 25 or more years ago, and find the same‘old stars shining over the footlights. What’ll we do for leaders when| ‘ ese old-timers pass on? Is there a dearth of theatrical Oris genius drawn to the movies instead: of the| of these modern “stars” couldn’! sr when John Drew was in his twent = year on the| ‘still going strong.” | ‘oldest theatrical families in the! t have carried a ies. led to the use or, ‘tutional amendment tious emotions, the| to which ation which links us with: Dakota that a stage} lr | ter Transfer Co. Phone 62.,.,1 replied, EDITORIAL REVIEW Comments reproduced in_ this column may or may not express the opinion of The Tribune, They are presented here in order that our readers may have both sides of important issues which being discussed in the pr the day. UNITING THE FAC to be t appear in the Democratic party of Dakota. ‘This is not as it should be, The should lay down its {form and principles and those who Ustand by these are Demoerats and those who do not stand hy them are | something else A party fundamental Principles is no party, can be perpetuated by office seckers and office incidental an best fitte to ies of the party The State Democrat wants ‘ North Dako platform upon any 100 cent American not be ashamed to stand of the fundamental prin- government which would tread somewhat dike this “The Democratic party Dakota affinn allegianee to the constitution the United State the spirt of that instr The office go only out are to the the carry in which need per platform ciples of North its and holds ment to a free povernment. ‘We insist under the Constitution on equal rights for all and special privileges for none, denounce protective tariff that ta of men for the henefit of i form of robbers taking property from the individual | mpense something | ated by the founders | r government Democratic party of North! demands that the erve banking system he ered fer the benefit of the people as intended by the party that passea the bill creating the eres and not by the special privilege who have u Tae HoTTeR iT THE COLDER HE BECOMES \ i J cre “We stand for a foreign pol that will gi the United State its proper p in the rs of the world - and believe th tion should live up to its ¢ es which God, extended to it the privi- ve been advancement | under for of humanity “We insist that the justices of the Sup. court be appointed from the patriotic, 100 per cent American of our country who have the fure of the people at heart and not from those men whose life and trin- Copyright, 1922, by N me Arret wei- | Vendetta begins between MICH- ing have made themf{ the tools of ARL SAY DRS) noted UMC Bp oe {and SIR NORMAN GREY WE aise thabithesnowere of the | Cisnotiandl Wards laiten iaeeer U n- of supreme court of the he definitely laid dow ‘“| beautiful housemaid JANET sav him from Sir Norman by shoot- ing dead the officer sent to arrest hi et_ becomes Sayers’ wife | cmplice. In manv exploit. by ne nd of ind cons cess that there be an | legislating by the judic nd ace He Republicun (party has) ever Michael/@scanes. arrest by-stakig | been’ 4° party of special privilezes! dosnerate chances, Janet is'an a and as such a eaneerous growth on| assistant, but because he greatly j the body politic never contemplated | admires ‘the many good qualitiée by the founders of our government,lhe recognizes in her, Sir Normah A national policy ulong the lines! deals with her as leniently as pos- indicated above wo ill we are subjected in North cure eve: sible. In the Leeds bank robbery Mich- ael (known to Greyes field”) bare! arich pasture for terests of the cust. e A litera) 1avetnetaliinata, Ronaumecsca| © Avanlel sofmMishaclandiancihen the m and women on whom falls | © minal, Paul Gont, to ruin the ! leader, Phillippe Lutarde, huite is frustrated by Sir Norman. ’ Reenul " RSION this sout four months after I ‘en in the service of Mrs. Trumperton-Smith, that I decided to rob her. IT first went to her be- use, day by day, I felt the need money for those luxuries to which I had beeome _accustemed. | After my disastrous visit to P: the tariff burden, This is the state that heap operate che i longer trains than he in other st pain the rouds cheaper —and which withstanding these natural pays twice ther: tds advan es for This is the state that has sufferea severely by the withdrawal of cur-/no news whatever had come to me reney from circulation and the from my husband A slack period tailment of credits by the Fede {had set in at the dressmaking. es- reserve bank and whose products | tablishment where I had been en heve been cheapened to extent | pi 1 was informed thi res were no longer nece I spent a month at a man- The State Democrat believes that 's “and a few weeks at a a platform similar to this, stating! photographic studio, the facts as we see them here in| Mrs. Trumperton-Smith adver- North Dakota, should be adopted by Nis the Morning Post for a the, Democrats and those standing|Companion and lady’s maid. I won on the platform as set forth by ajthe post on account of my manne majority of the party of the State/and appearance. My mistres w. are Democrats and those not stand- @ lady of ample person and ample ing by the same are not--State/means. She lived in excellent Democrat, Fargo. style and apparently had plenty of avaiea She was a widow about IT OL y old, still goodlooking in lack of a foreign policy. florid sort of ‘way, and well enough educated from the middle- class point of view. Men were her ene and everlasting hobby. We were staying at the Magnifi- cent Hotel at Brighton when the idea which I have mentioned, of robbing my mistress, first took de- }} finite shape in my mind. I should have bided my time, I think, but ft ‘5 for two reasons. One was that the Miu" salary which she paid me was ab- iat surdly small and I saw no chance BY A. P. NELSON ,Of Saving anything, and the other S. Ex-Representative From Wis-|was the very imminent fear of be- consin, Eleventh District ing anticipated. Mrs. Trumperten 3 _ | Smith was not always as discreet “as she should have been in her ac- quaintances. - At the present time she was on iexceedingly friendly terms with a ‘Mr. Sidney Bloor,” whom I put down, from the moment I first saw him, as an undoubted adventurer, |He was always dressed in the height of fashion, and he had ac- inaaeene |quired/ the shibboleth of the up-to- alne date young man. of the moment. Everybody thinks the oti job is pretty soft. It's hard to realize the difficulties and hard work involved in a task that's different from your own. The old farmer in the story an example, The doctor had visited nis house and one of his neighbors came over to inquire the reason. “My wife is sick,” ¢: farmer, “Don't know just what's the | mel momen matter. She got up this mornin’ and | He made languid attempts to kiss henever he found|me alone. ct breakfast for me and the hands, |, en Evie Gran She donee Sainte aw if He found voters SYenIng. Ae baked some pies and bread—mayhe | piu, montas after our arrival in ten loaves or so--and then she! 4" enton, alone in the sitting-room churned and cleaned up the house /@t about the hour when Madam a little and fed tae pigs and chick-|W8S sometimes pleased to dispense ens and weeded some of the garden Cocktails. A spasmodic attempt at and got dinner ani was sewin’ and |BAllantry having been met and re- mendin’ some this afternoon’ like Pulsed, he lingered to watch me she always does, when allwf a sud- DUSY, repairing a ghaitornament den she keeled over... D Wnatcvenine lesired to wear “I can’t think what's the matter, | ie 6 , for sxe's been doin’ honsework \'ke| “Where is the old bird?” he thet without no trouble for n‘gh| asked confidentially. : onto fifteen years.” * | “Madam is out ,Playing bridge : Le some friends,” I told him. “What “little gewgaws are you rm: was BEULAH) COAL now $4.75 ding her down in tonight?” sel ner ton delivered. The Wach-| °°: ‘Whatever she chooses to wear,” MALEF ACTORS BY E. PHILLIPS OPPENHEIM |chin thoughtfuily, she wears,” he si¢hed. 1b th q P net,” he c ni , and Mrs. Trumperton- ed full of what passed with yeniality. It was a quality, ho: . Which was entirely superti- cial, and in a general way I found her a Phillips Oppenheim Service, Inc. her disagreeable, selfish and jeal- } ous to a degree, key of her bracelet and “Only last night.” he remarked. | she told me that it was generally you who made the selection. and Sbrace] eb sllocked wup))tnel dravetl (tie)trowned saeveres) | ee meine eausane dnay hate Ree ea way nick aa ane Bader iY “st is placing temptation in peo- ,v cold, poe Loe eae tventins is 2. a Ad 1 ao uv wav O an gxcuse to jay golf. 9 jyou admire her in| most, Mr. j TE eae ete neg arec et abil ra alten a ; | Bloor?” Sh picked up her gold hag, look-| " hae < I oe nde Skin | The youne man scratched his|ed inside to see that I had placed Ways locked, yennges | her handkerchief there, and turned “It doesn’t, matter:to me -wha “T know tfle girl, though, who would look he real thing decked out in those “See! that the fire is the sitting-room, Janet, a |dered. “Mr. Bloor and I will take ‘our coffee there.” J went into the steward’s room and had my supper usual, and J also paid a visit to Mr. Bloor’s bedroom and borrowed certain |trifles which I proposed to use lat- t you have a large ac-! uaintance amongst my sex,” I re- lied demurely. “You're 2 cold young woman, Ja- omplained “My last eve ing, teo.” er on. I happened to know that “Are you going away?” hoth and Mrs. Trumperton- Back ‘to th Smith we Ci tomorrow. engaged te play bridge I'm my own master and all that,{agter dinner at a neighboring ho- of course—take a week or two just | tel. when I want it—but one has to| I contrived to leave open the p then,” r we this evening, and I will put it out for her.” lace, then?” he guggested. ick up a bit of the rhino now and connecting: door between the bed- room and the sitting-room, and to be in the former when they return- ed for their coffee. Madam had come in for her cloak, and they were on the point of starting out again, when her escort at last zave me the cue for which I had been waiting. “I say, he drawled—he called her “If it is really your last night,” said, “tell me what jewelry you ould like the mistress to | wear “What about the diamond neck- My mistr came busting in a Mimi,” moment or two later and busied ‘Mimi’ although she herself in making the cocktails, I| weighed fourteen stone—“T_ don't went through inte her bedroom to| feel comfortalNe walking along the lay out her gown. ly clear to me now that if 1 we going to rob eee | EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO. | \a LEAR AGO — It was perfect-| front with you in those diamonds Leave them behind, there’s a dear.” “Just as you like, dear,” she as- Mrs. Trumpert AnD THERE'S NO NEED OF GROWNGE OLD. THE VARIOUS PARTS OF THE BODY AKE IBGING CONTINUALLY MADE OVER. I HAVEN/T THE SAMG EYES 1 HAD A YEAR AGO. THESE ARE NOT THE Sane FINGER WAlcS 3 HAD THE ONES You HAVE Now INDICATE THAT THE ONES You HAD LAST YEaR Smith at all, it had better be done! very careless. I came to ask her! UTE Lee quickly, if she would allow me to keep her 4 young cr Be tee bantnd The drinking of cocktails was! jewels in the hotel safe.” Seems to think she signed up for ond al ‘hake tien very glad if you love, honor and no pay. concluded a little more quickly I should be very glad if you me in the bedroom, elected the diamond necklace, TUESDAY, MARCH 138, 1928 ° sented meekly. “Perhaps you're | right, especially if we go on to sup- per afterward. Here, Janet!” I hurried out. “Yes, madam ?” “Take these off—all of them,” she directed, extending her arms and poising her neck, I“ am go- ing out and may be late.” I relieved her of the jewels. All} the time Mr. Bloor was watching | with a gleam in his eyes. | “If you will give me your key. | madam, I will lock them up,’ matrimonis M Few wrecks on the yy seas are caused squalls, suggested. are the result of sailing in a fog. A that will do when I get! aa i t back,” she said. “Put them in ol All of us would be patient if it of the drawers, Janet.” didn't take so much patience. They went off together. I did — exactly as Thad been bidden, and! Wish spting would hurry up and afterward lingered ih the si ting- room while I completed my plans. T had just come to a decision when ay it with flowers, | St. Patrick's Day is coming. He there. a sharp knock at the! f v i lrove ¢ snakes of Ireland. Will Mr. Leon Grant—made h’s ap- Oe ocala pearanee. He looked around the) 1 paso ; ks ae ieee gasoline really goes to a dol- , empty sitting-room. Sm. lat & gallon half the shoemakers T understood ‘that Mrs. Trum-, {will laugh themselves to death perton-Smith was up said courteously. “Mrs. Trumperton- eit some little time here,” he ! . Smith went), aa reer banal ie ca ago,” [ told) 2 belt hours. ervhaps they ha ae Just paid their income taxes. time mistress back “She did not do you ¢ ” he inqu b rv,” I repli Civilization is ja baseball umpir jed. got licked. “The last time went out to | a j A pg HAL Ad he The report that trout are jumping bridge, it was about One | into ishermen’s boats in a Florida ock when she returned. Mr} [stream sounds fi Bloor is with her.” | E The manager nodded and turned! ge city hall ‘been branded a trap is what of fire ches fire. T give her any me: ?” T added. He hesitated, closed the door! and came back again. “I should imagine,” he — said, j me attentively, ‘‘that ! ited servant.” das com age, sir eee The bootleg inarket reached Ne high degree ot uration, looking at Germany is s anion- | t® this countr, "1 told him, "y/ef American mistress has every | confidence in me.” He nodded. “To tell you the truth,” he ex-! ained, “Iam a little’ worried: A anit ety THistvesuiMeweleerchere| . Brtdgvilies COW uimanighas. pratent was a small robbery last night at {Chicken skin on his dog's back ands a hotel in the neighborhood, and [| ?°W the dog can go chase himself have had an indirect sort of warn- Senerar 5 : jing from the police that there are/ Ruth, ball player, is trying te thieves about. Mrs. Trumperton-| rome Pack because he got into the 7 ee firs © letters iS name. smith has the reputation of being: | fit t three letters of his name, much to the deli; ats. orgia man who wondered if the {$5,000 he had in a coffee pot would _ibe stolen found it would. could persuade her to do so. J assured him. “I suggested it when | we arrived, but Madam likes to; take them out and look at them when she is alone.” “It is searcely fair upon any ho- tel,” the manager pointed cut aj little querulously. “Will you be! so kind as to tell me where she keeps them?” i I showed him the case, although | I said nothing of the diamonds inj} Only a few more weeks until porcir swings; wish people would sit on the couch once in a while, 8 Our kick against the future is it becomes the pust even before you learn it is the present. We like summer better than wir- ter because they can't wear goloshes or Russian boots in summer. “and you have a pight-watchman. | Then, too, we aré on the fourth| young woman,” he in-: terrupted irritably, “those things {are nothing to an_ experienced | jthiet. The hotel safe is the only place for such jewelr Trumperton-Smith poss: | (Continued in Our Next Issue) | ' | | | ADVENTUREOF | Se On the Mexican side of the Tei By Olive Barton Roberts Grande Is Juarez, The fountain on top of Nane BER Rel telat head kept. running and running. | And thers, wherever you chance to | Mix-Up Land kept filling up and fill nN eee \ ins 7 ater, and Jack Straw, r is, ingeunmithawatersand aac Both sides of the strect, four sides the rogue, became more and more | frightened as de saw every thing aa of Go sanare, eae j|swimming or climbing while he erever you look, g bar is there, couldn't do either-—on account of | And the sounds of revelry fill the air having a peg leg. int Sua, He would have turned the magic ring on his left taumb and stopped the water, but he couldn’t tell where ' But the click of the chips is heard it was coming from—-whether a bg no more n wave from the ocean had wasaed|_ In Juarez, over the land, or a cloud had burst, | You gamble not as you did of yore. | or a river had backed up, or what. Afar is First the gra$s disappeared, jthen | The hectic time when you played tae flowers, then the bushes, Every- | roulette; thing that could swim was swim- ming and everything that could , climb was climbing, everyone who ‘had a boat to row in was rowing, and everyone who aad a rait to float on was floating on it. But still on the ponies a guy can het, jNo model city, at least as yet Is Juarez, El Paso’s lively and full of pep, Not Juarez; “My, my, my! Vl have to do|The Mexicans move with a slowey something and that soon,” declared step Jack, “I wish I knew where all the! In Juarez, water was coming, from.” Their nondescript soldiers slouch Naney and Nick aad long ago been alana! covered up with water. It-had gone | Unhurriedly through the dark- right over the tops of their heads. | skinned throng, But Nick was marble and Nancy And life is a sort of a slumber song was marble (being changed by ma- In Juarez. ae Ape arrears: | Tay, fight the chickens and fight the tip of his nose sticking out of the! tm Juarez, [eter oe ee eee be | and those arent all: of the fights 4 3 back into Apple-Pie Land!” he said| qq '402,20! . j.and sigaed @ gurgly sigh. But some- |For the blood of the Mexican swains thing better still happened. The ring ia hott apiaine | pe Reece eet ats water and! and the rival at times is knifed or ie shot, disappeared and there were the| 1,/%% mountains and trees and grass and 3 : ' wagons and everything just as it BOE PBIEE, should be. Mix-Up Land was Apple: | Beneath the shadow of Obregon 5 Pie, Land again and King Even-Stev- | , ™ and zi 4 / y | en was on the throne in his palace, |And they work at times, but they And Jack Straw was back cob mostly play ‘ | bling shoes—just as he used to be.410'® careless, happy-Zo-lucky way, | And best, of all, the Twins were | Quite unprogressive, but blithe and little boy and girl again, and on ray, : ‘ : | their way home. In Juarez ; ( i és ee —BERTON BRALEY. O17 ——______4 | (Copyright, 192(8, NEA Service, Ine.) - TH : Gira a calenes eae: OUGHT’ | Tribuhe Want Ads Bring Results _——_ OO | Therefore, my heloved brethren, SS i) j be ye steadfast, unmovable, always id ie | abounding in the work of the Lord, | (7 |forasmuch as ye know that your HUBERCULOSIS . | labor is not in vain in the Lord.— jf (d2" f that 1 Cor. 15:38, ie able vor cure ‘tu al ) | In it not God's will that we should losis by, inhalation, ’ { | press steadily on to our goal in M fives isthe orlgtoe? 4 | obedience to him, in channels of his !] tor of this rs | choosing, whether in sunshine or iJ in tho yean lean’ B, fh shadow, inthe cheer of. spring or in |] ware of imitators. "For further In. [Yhe chill of winter, neither detained |] formation. addreae op THES F by pleasure nor deterred by pain?— | ‘Bide, Loa’ Angeles, in Maltbie Babeock,