The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, March 3, 1923, Page 4

PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class Matter. BISMARCK TRIBUNE CO. : - - Publishers Foreign Representatives - G, LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO - - - - - DETROIT Marquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH NEW YORK - - - - Fifth Ave, Bldg. OCIATED PRES MEMBER OF THE ASS The Associated Press is exciusively entitled to the use or, republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not other- wise credited in this paper and also the local news published herein. All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. ~ MEMB ( | i :R AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION _ SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE | Daily by carrier, per year................ Osu wi er!) Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck)................ 7.20; Daily by mail, per year (in state ofitside Bismare 5.00 Daily by ma ide of North Dakota 6.00 THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER __ (Established 1873) SALESMAN SAM A member of an Oriental secret organization in the United States wants six came teeth, preferably molars. H » he writes to Uncle Sam, Salesman—the Department of | ©ommerce’s bureau of foreign and domestic commerce, dich acts as a go-between in building up America’s foreign trade. The inqury for camel’s teeth is forwarded to the United States conkul in Arabia, and doubtless the order will | be filled, | The head of an anatomi laboratory recently found his Susiness imperiled by a shortage of skeletons and. skulls. He got in touch with Uncle Sam, Salesman, and the bureau ! put him in touch with ,a European dealer who was glad to make_shipment. This bureau in Washington, which “makes connections” | for dur foreign trade, is becoming one of the most interesting | branches of our national government. with 800 a day late in 1921. These inwuires reveal the wide scope of our busin H dealings with other countries. The American busin | machine has an amazing number of wheels. i An ambitious glass manufacturer appeals to the bureau | for assistance in making gl. ey | A factory, making pop-corn machin wants to know the best way to introduce its product into South America. Ixtremes meet. One company asks advice about deve ing orders for hair curlers in South America. And from “a shrewd trader wr for the address of some Ame ican who can manufacture kink eradicators. The breau's work is as useful as it is interesting. It tells a canner why Venezuela will not accept tomato sauce in metak containers. - To a hardware manufacturer, it recom- mengs a reliable agent in England. It informs an aspiris abotit the market for honey in Europe. So on, into hun- dreds.of thousands of cases. * : The bureau has become a vast clearing house of informa- tion,:in building up» new foreign’ markets for American goods, And its rapid growth indicates that there’s a lot of foreign trade waiting for the Americans with pep enough to go after it. That’s doubly proved by the large number of inquiries from abroad. without German help. | i POISONS DETECTIVE STORY MAGAZINE in a recent issue car ried an article by D. E. Wheeler about the widespread use of poisons by French crimina's 250 years ago. | The arch-demon of these poisoners was Madame de Brin-! villier: The article tells how, posing as an administering | angel, she experimented upon the poor patients in Hotel Dieu, | the city hospital of Paris. She fed, to the sick, poisoned! food and wine, and studied their death agonies until she| found the best poisons to use on her friends, brothers and | The wolf in his cave will cherish His cubs and his savage mate, e all the rest to perish, Oblivious of their fate; well, a man’s Be more than a beast that’s wild; | degree to carry about with them an antidote for emergen-| And vou ask~“Is he fair and kind to, Say, somebody else's mother, And somebody else's brother, And somebody else's And somebody else’ NEA Service,) rich relatives whose money she coveted. Says the article: “So universal was the fear of heing | poisoned in France during the reign of the glorious Louis | XIV, that it was customary for ladies and gentlemen of high; cies. An antidote in great: Zavor was called Theriac. It was} compounded of about 50 different‘drugs. Many men of rank | and wealth took their Theriac in the morning as regularly | as they had breakfast.” A AN able writer of (ier? aaated, Madame de Sevigne, re- | MILLION DOLLAR corded this story about Madame de Brinvilliers and her lov. BAND WILL PLAY | FOR RADIO FANS; er, Sainte-Croix: Fl } “Madame de Brinvilliers wanted to marry Sainte-Croix. With that intention*she often gave her husband noison.,| Sainte-Croix, not desiring so wicked a woman for his wife, | #ave antidotes to the poor husband, with the result that— | shuttle-cocked about in this manner five or six times, now | soned, now unpoisoned—he still remained alive.” | This wicked woman finally was arrested, her guilt proved, ; and beheaded in public after long torture in Which she re-| fused to betray her accomplices. who not only poisoned on} their own account but also conducted, a ‘big traffic selling | deadly drugs to thousands who wanted to get rid of enemies or rich relatives. a VERY little was known about poisons 250 years ago, ex: cepting a few of the simpler drugs. Criminals in their labor- atories discovered much of what is, known today about por | sons. And doctors, forced to find antidotes, uncovered chem | ical truths that are of much value today. For instance, our national government announces that, inj @ recent campagin in Arizona, it poisoned and killed five mil- lion prairie dogs. “The increased forage now possible will; support at last 50,000 sheep (instead of five million prairie | dogs), and farmers are now growing alfalfa and grain on ground which formerly was so heavily infested with prairie | dogs that it was impossible to raise anything.” |. | Wicked Madame de Brinvilliers,.and others like her, con-! - tributed to the knowledge that made possible such uses of | Poison as getting rid of the prairie dogs. Time eventually | guides all evil into righteous paths. ! Be = HOKUM ‘ Where did the battle of Bunker Hill take place? How uch will you bet? A historian checked up recently and ind that the battle was fought on Breed’s Hill, near Bun- ‘Hill. The public got the two mixed, sb the easiest way taken—the name Bunker Hill was transferred to Breed’s \ = To considerable extent, Henry Ford was right when he ferred to history as bunk. History is full of lies because \ | Lord, Am MANDAN NEWS | | fra But | | But a Man who i Ohio, ‘olored for propaganda purposes by self-appointed cen- 9 Fed o—_——_______--__-e Fellowship of Prayer } Daily Lenten on ngelism of Churches. ders?” Mark he passage ‘ is traditional to a faith t is always more or well MEDITATION: the value of the ly quoted from th was none the less inf the reahin of HYMN: Praise to God, For the lov wet thy praise ploy; All to thee, our God, Source whence low. PRAYE und who seest justice and mi this world; have thee, on the work of thy hands. Look ully. upon the poor, and all who are | with error, labor our hearts with deep com those who suffer, and hasten coming of thy and truth; n. Mrs. W. R. Keller ter 1 from F | terein-law, Mroand Mrs. Ralph er, Arthur Hunke arrived Cleveland, O., : A : eee , | two weeks at the home of his par- It is handling about 3000 inquiries a day, compared | unts, Mr. and Mrs, Mae Hanke, j Mrs. Floreon Briar entered the Deaconess hospi- tal for treatment yester Mr. and Mrs. Lester Stewart of Fort Clark are thee Frank Emineth, w Salem, before Justice of charge of neglecting daughter to school. | was placed upon probation aft | had promised that this daugh' jin a school teem immediately, north of Thursd to send a —— cesses | A THOUGHT ee Ye judge after the flesh; I judge; no man—John 8:15, How are we justly to determine in a world where there nocent ones to judge the guilty? Mme. de Genlis. THE Berton He's Is--J (Copyright, Fargo, N. D., March 3. Kota radio fans may hear a North Dakota band under the direttion of} a Fargo boy, playing at West Pall! Beach, Fla, according to a telegram which C. B. Bachman received from his son, Herold, there. ‘The organization Million Dollar Band”—the old Sec- ond Regiment j Overseas durjng the war with the North Dakota outfits. ‘more of the same boys who went ‘to France with the still with it, a number of them Fargo} boys, according to Mr. Bachman, It is a 26-piece band. The concert opens at 7:45 p. according to the telegram which did not state, would be’ eastern or central time. The wave length call of the station is WKAH. The band has beei week engagement at thie southern town, according to Herold Bachman, its director. Beginning April 2 the North La- kota organization is booked solidly until the middle of October in the south, east and middlewest, accord- ing to Mr. Bachman. On that date it is of the east Atlantic Charleston, S: C. On play at Madison Square New York at the Masonic expogition! dawn of suspicion in From July 10 until the middle of October it is to fill a chautauqua) the fight snoulder-blade. engagement in Illinois, Indiana andj sistant had not’ the courage of a White-faced, gasping for meditation prepared for Commissi fruth Rather vhy walk not cording to the tradition of s hazardous.” jmortal praise,” that crown Hounteous source of every joy, : O Thow who art sufferings, in- y which reigns in HH the through Jesus Christ our | en visiting for a number of jut the home of und will spend! thing until one o‘clock,” I reminded the | THE LEEDS ROBBERY BY E. PHILLIPS OPPENHEIM Copyright, 1932, by"B.. Phitttps Oppenheim Arret. NEA Service, Inc., E middle of ti% morning?” I fancied that 1 caught through sly, “He is only a man like the 1g gleam of that almost wor- . shiping fidelity whicu had fed me to ‘trust this woman as I had trusted }no other in my life. * she murmured. y for a few days, ou ought to realize it.” aren criminal and disguises, arrested by the police-officer who could reo= impled heap behind the’ counter. en helped, myself to seven thod- | Bees ae aa oos sition of the bank ered that unlikely “What happened?” “I shot the 1 shoulder-blade, and in-about a min- 2 I had entered he bank, I strolled back again rand thus saved anager througa the Janet, a girl of safer, but tae blinds of the bank were all drawn, to, keep.out the sun, and my Panama ‘was as’ good ‘as ookgth back,.Therd were po signs of life about th The forces of the reinforcement when Sir Norman I touched him, didn’t have to waste a bullet there.’ how much?” she inquired. and souvht te pick up windows of the cottage “It seems ‘a pitiful amount for so much planning Still, something had to be he accomplished s scolding her is told in this story, relat- st in Sayers’ own | duties. One woman. y glanced at me only in ad taken months to We were up on a stretch of nioor- rom curious Janet ‘and I were some ten minutes, making three par- stock, notes. loaked at the map. “Arthington should " she remarked. We descended a steep Halfway up the next we came upon a small motorcar drawn up by awfully good to his mother,” And good to.his family, But somehow or someway or other, That doesn’t mean much to me. The record that I'd be seeing Conveniently compiled, st how good is he being, 5 1 To somebody else's mother, And somebody else’s brother, And somebody else’ And somebody els reasonable precaution, with the sun jarrangements, r the open bonnet of the minutes to twelve on a T passed him by without and stepped int car behind. The the gray touring- ngine was purring eur’s Iingers were e gear handle-as I appeared. place by the side of Janet. £ Menwood Road, in one ern suburbs of It is a neighborhood of six-roomed houses and long, cobbled streets, : neighboracod and women when the great factories thrown open, its owner seated in the The latter rose to his fect as I handed him the black bag which I had been, carry- in whicn were my Panama hat and one’ of the packets of notes. He Taised his cap nonchalantly. “According to vlan?” he asked. “According to plan,” I. replied. We sped on for another twenty veil,, and we glided off There were no signs of main street. athered speed up when the cildren are at senool, and the men, and many of the women, are still in the mills, it shows signs of something approaching desertion There was a handsome gray tour’ containing two gers, a man and a woman, drawn up soon we were racing for Sco! Janet passed me a s sed ont of the sub- urhs. I shook my head. “You know that I never take any- | 923 take advanta | shade of some tall billboards while the chauffeur filled up with petrol. EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO wu, NO, & THOUGHT 3'D Do TRAT TOMORROW, and down the not a soul was in sight. I walked along a hot aspaalt path and turned the corner into what was known as the Boulevard, alm noticed. On my left was a stretcr of maste-ground, black a odorons refuse, emp! tles abandoned even by the children rable playground. | my right were more hou of erection, but today deserted be- of an opportune strike amongst the masons. The only inhabited edi- ice was the one waere my business upon the door this was a branctt of Bank, planted out here in Wave ‘ou Gone OVGR THAT UST HAT 2 GAVE You THIS MORNING \ bush, “Bachman’s | organization are dominated tae neighorhood. upon the swing- door I glanced around. certainly in, for there wa’ even a child to be seen. Inside, be- aind the counter, both the manager his clerk were bu: out bundles of treasury-notes. They looked up inquiringly as I entered. Strangers in such a place, I imagine, Such a stranger‘as I a rarity which they were never lil ly to experience again in this world. My plans were cut and dried to the last detail. I wasted no time in any silly attempt to old tae place up, but brief though the seconds were, amazing how my_ brain chronicled a host of varying impres- T saw the bland smile fade from the manager's li however, 350 and the| playing a 11- NYesteePpay TODAY i was “TOMORROW Do Wou Sst THS FULL Fores OF THAT (IDEA SN. begin a tour lay 14, it is to) | gleam of pain as I shot him through beginning with a series concerts at Bloomington, III. { The band has been re-engaged for a three months engagement at West Palm Beach beginning Jan. 1, 1924. BEULAH COAL now $4.75 delivered. The W: Transfer Co. Phone 62. head and his knees shaking. convinced that if I nad left aim alone for another five seconds, he collapsed hopelessly | without any interference on my nart, ble to teke risks, how- aning over, I struck aim aw. He fell in a on thé point of the - SATURDAY, MARCH 3, 1923 | mites, and then an almost similar | occurence took place. A man seated by the side of ais motorcycle rose to his feet £3 we apprgqached. 1! handed him the second packet. *All well?” he asked. “Perfectly,” 1 assured him, We were off again in less tian ten seconds, Our third stop was at! the ‘op of a hill forty miles farther north, after we had partaken of a! picnic juncheon in the car, A man! was seated motionless “in a large | lour.ng-car, Xeaded in our direction. He held out his arms ag we ap- proached, and glanced at his watea. “Wonderful!” he murmured. “You are three minutes to the good.” I anded him the taird packet. He waved his engine, Soon we left him, a speck behing us. IT leaned back and ligat- ed a cigaret. “1 have now,” 1 remarked, “only one anxiet : “And that?’ Janet inquired quick- ly. “About the greens at Kinbrae,” I confided, “I met a man last year who told me that they were apt to get dried up.” : She smiled. “We had plenty of rain” last month,” she — reminded me. ae thougat you were going to speak of our friend.” 1 shook’ my head. “Norman Greyes is in Norkay,” I told her. “Iam not sure,” I went on, after moment's hesitation, | “wheth. do not sometimes regret | it. ow I looked out across the heather- clad moor to where rolling masses of yehow gorse scemed to melt into the blue ha ful day and a very wonderful country into which we were speed ing. “Norman Greyes has made Jife in- convenient for us for several years I said. “One of our best men has } | had to devote the whole of his time watching uim. We have been obliged to stay away from places ‘which I very much wanted to visit. He has tat absurd gift--he always had—of being able to connect a particular j undertaking witn a particular per- |son. For that reason we have h | to remain idle until we are practical- + lly paupers. When we have paid the Jexpense of this coup, and paid tae staff, there will be barely enough left to keep us until Christmas. If we could get rid of Norman Greyes, we could seek wider fields.” ‘ “Why not?” she asked indifferent- others.” I pretended to be deep.in thought. As a matter of fact, I] was studying Janet. No creature or servant’ in, this world could render suca faith- + ful service as she has rendered me; yet I am one of those persons gifteu with instincts. I\know that she has a strange mind, a strange, tumultu cusly passionate nature. I nave so | far been the man of -her life. If it ible disturb-|W.r not [I some times wonder i whether it might not be Norman Greyes. (Continued in Our Next Issue) ADVENTURE OF il THE TWINS By Olive Barton Roberts A most amazing thing happened. Nancy and wide river safely and thought that all they had to do was to walk right wasn’t king at all), push open the and put him out. | real king, wouldn’t have to go ‘round | like a beggar. | That's what the Twins thought. But it wasn’t what happened. | H€re’s what happened. | jump and landed on top of a steeple and stuck there and no one could | get at it. j at the strange sight. “All our trou- ble for aothing!” 4 | “That's just what happened!” said a voice, “I saw him do it. And he | gave it an extra turn for good luck.” | Nancy looked and Nick looked and | they both looked. It was a rabbit | who was talking—a rabbit with one | ear up and one ear down. He went ‘calmly on with his nibbling when the Twins looked at him. He w: nibbling green roses off a, pink ro: “Who are you, sir?” asked Nick | “and how do you know so much?” *I'm called OnpeUp-anc\ Oone- | Down,” said the rabbit, “and I know what I know. It’s a dead secret and I'm not allowed to tell, but I'll tell you. That's what secrets are * Just to tell. I know so much because I'm not.a. rabbit at all. I'm a per- son, a really magnificent person, or I was. I was King Even-Steven’s cook. I was changed to a rabbit ijwhen Apple-Pie Land was changed to Mix-Up Land. I used to bake the : apple pies.” | “Oh, we'd like to help you,” said | kind Nancy. ks (To Be Continued) | (Copyright, 1923, NEA Service) {CUT , THIS i MONEY, |. Cut out this slip, enclose with be nd maflsit, to Foley & Co. 283b heffield “Ay Chfeago, Ill, writing pad address clearly. You | will receive in * h a trial package | containing Foley's’ Honey and Tar Sompound for coughs, colds and | croup; Foley Kidney js for pains | in sides and back; rheumatism, back- jache, kidney and bladder ailment: headaches, and sluggish bowels. —_————. [eo BISMARCK. 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A rich man in Alabama who may think it is hereditary has adopted the family of a late moonshiner, German artist his people shaving their whiskers, but it m: be they were worn off facing sv ;{ many crises. St. Petersburg, Fla. held a horso- shoe ‘pitching tournament, which no doubt boosted chewing tobacco sales. | Washington man has invented auto with four legs like a horse. Isn’t it a shame the way booze is ‘sold in our capital? Pickle association says pickles « make people beautiful. Just the same getting into one doesn't. Astronomers are puzzling over : | meteor seen from San Bernadin so We suggest it was merely i movie star all lit up. | A young lady tells us after her | husband has worn a suit twice it | looks as old as King Tut's s No home is complete without few highbrow books around to mak» | people think you read them, j After trying to paint tke town red |a man is usually bles. 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