The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, March 2, 1923, Page 4

PAGE FOUR — THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Sa THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE! Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Clase Matter. EDITORIAL REVIEW in this expret Comments reproduced column may or may not the opinion of The Tribune. They BISMARCK TRIBUNE CO. - Pulbliahats ||ce Pemeeia geen. Cates Bera Ta as eT ESE 7 —-——-—— |] of important issues which are Foreign Representatives Gel GILLEN sO cd of LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY ‘ CUE z a : DETROIT CRIMES OF THE PR Marquette Bldg. : PAYNE, BURNS A NEW YORK - - Kresge Bldg. + athes there the man with soul d who never to himself hath D SMITH Fifth Ave. Bldg. ot (sald, [could run a newspaper, or A] ~ > ml . * 2 all the spapers, better than MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRES! {the subsidized “and Incompecent vey eee ee ‘ Lan 3 | scoundrels who are doing it now? The Assoc exciusively ‘entitled to the use or jy su, we have never met him republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not other-' However complete und evident vise credited in this paper so the local news published | filure he may be as a busine pre! man, a citizen, a husband and a La father, | th ; i iis nae , ' # is one point, on All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are) which’ the man will admit Iso reserved. of no doubt: whatever —his ability —— ~ — — a to manage a newspaper. It must, MtMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION he me ae ae et aes Reeser eee = ——— some of this criticism by the ve SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE mature of their calling, which re | i | Br 6 quires them to make comments on vee $7.20 the short-com'ngs of public men. | + 7.20) Very likely the editor cf The! 5.00 | Marion Star, for example, when he retires to private life, will be rath r more lenient in his comments on harassed executiv Neverthe: | Daily by carrier, per year. Gane Vaily by mail, per year (in Bismarck) .. Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck) . . Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota....... wee. 6.00 THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPE R 5 : e less, We venture to believe that (Established 1873) even the production cf a news! whl teases _ =" | per ig it form of skilled labor, and CONGR: ATIONS! not soe 1s it looks, ‘ The eighteenth legislative assembly had completed ! fants ak nl | practically all of its important business during the day lige cei acindrel SuuRinesses OF Was assured that there would be no ion tonight extend-} magazine and book publishing at ingeinto the early hours of the morning, with the clock | first hand, Mr, Herbert S. Houston, tummed back, no consideration of such important measures | !#st week complained that the RA Mipbrontiatiin bills atves Sein sacs vith | Very Volume of news from the as big appropriation bills at early hours of the morning with \oria offered to. r nerves of members strained; no riotous fiinsh in which | pringing some di clever politicians could take advantage of a situation to it. We need, he t force through bills without due consideration from tired | neWs but the interpretation of the | legislators news; “the interpretive journal.st - . ; : ee should follow the reporting jour Without reference to the merit or lack of merit in the | nalist and pring the flood within assembly’s action as a whole, people generally will congratu- | the channel of ordered knowledge.” late Lieutenant-Governor Frank H. Hyland, presiding officer | ae eat a mer He id senate. ¢ Speg er , f a se. g ; World is Pedeccd ry . | af the senate, and Speaker Roy Johnson of the house, and |interpretive journalistic’ tries to the members of both houses for working steadily and dili- | pri zently to arrive at honest conclusions, and for their spe efforts to avoid the necessity of all-night sessions on the la ught, or last two nights, of the session. The great number of bills introduced in the assembly as | truth and a good deal of nonsense, the thirty th day neared placed a heavy burden of work | the point, in so fir as there wa nu members, but it may be said fairly that most all of the | one, seems to have been that there # the flood within the channel! | gomebedy will rise up to say that s{ {it is the wrong channel. In a re- cont article in The Dearborn Inde- pendent, containing a good deal of measures received much consideration before being acted | {\'* pa ieee ourant nice pon, The members did not hesitate to hold se: ions day | Certainly everybody who disagrees ead night to complete their work, and for this spirit they | with the interpretive reporter will will be applauded. denounce him as a distorter of the Beet al aad news und will call for whi SING CRAZY? rather loosely known as GOING CRAZY? facts.” The truth is. that The American people are rapidly going cr: s Dr. | r » Say ders, und certainly most re “How di inquired, THE KISS OF JUDAS BY E. PHILLIPS OPPENHEIM 1922, Copyright, by E, Phillips Oppenheim Arrgt. NEA Service, Ine. curiously. id you hd been hidden on the spot. gue: I answered. as “that I stood it n that she Annette ide, I saw ‘light flash out through the transom of this room. | must admit, howeve I went on, hours to find the “Where was it, then?” | A WHIRLWIND FINISH | asked €261 ‘3 HOUVIN ‘AVCIYA | “Against the gentleman whom we! have known as Mr. Stanfield.” She laughed scornfully. “That funny little man who sits! about in the lounge? I would as soon believe that you yourself were the thief, Sir Norman! I have my necklace back, and that is all I care: about,” she concluded, eee H The manager departed, very much} relieved, Mrs, De Mendoza \ beckoned me to follow her to her suite. Ar-! rived in her sitting-room, she closed the door, She had rather the look of a tigress as she turned and faced me. Never was a woman born, of more splendid courag “And the epilogue? fear,” I replied, “that the epi- logue must be postponed. It was only today, on Woking Golf Links; that a certain little scene of eighteen months ago became reconstructed in my mind, I saw a motiveless crime explained. I realized by whose hand that bullet might have found its way into Ladbrooke’s brain, and — for whose sake.” p “Yet you let him go!” she cried. “IT must admit that he ha scored a trick,” I. said slowly, “but you! must remember, or perhaps you have yet to find out, that the worid where such a man can live, is a very small place.” “And what about me?” she asked. “From the moment when I heard asked. | that you had gone cut with him lds, I could ‘fordsee wi wus j coming, Yet I was not afraid, 1 waited for you.” i 1 looked at the necklace and shrugged, | “It is hard to leave a hundred ‘thousand pounds,” 1 pointed out,| “and so far as you realized, the game was not up. Not a soul in this hotel except myself knew that the necklace had been recovered. Yor you had courage to remain and see the thing through. I admit that.” She came a little nearer to The green lights in her eyes w soft. 1 felt the attraction of her she meant me to. “Where I love,” 1 | me) a ore id said, courage, and my love has quality which the devil ever , tilled, except constancy. Are you’ ain, because I id of me, Sir Noi killed «a man wi confession » laughed. No: witnesses, I muttered. i she reminded me. | “After all, it ou who once said at murder w the jest of crimes. What you know and what I know will never take me to the dock. Would you put me there if you could, my enem i I drew a little away. Her breath was almos had of upon my cheek; her lips! taken to themselves the cur invitation. “I would put you there without moment's hesitation,” I retorted. | a A eee JON, Hurty, nationally know n Hoosier medical man. Som ee ee eis a nee ee EGIN HERE TODAY | ing tolace ine andy) wae told) thne||" qaeumiedjup the rugslnsonevot the Fea allt net in oil blood a will comment: “Going? Theytre already bughouse leenion to Hue ae nee ot news, | SIR, NORMAN GREYES, — fordierly| Mrs. De Mendoza was in her room.| planks of the wooden floor was 1 att c ee bee and a seine] Americans are fast becoming a race of morons, imbe- | (omment or inteiae Re Mit ma aca He Adeveting le Accompanied by the manager, we] knot, I took u little corkserew gim- i ae ne oes Ie Leen oAGueia ciles and maniacs,” Dr. Hurty comments in discouragement. | agrees with the re previous 1 known to him’ as Hi ne vat eel: caine ak ee ron my Heaeatien tell thevendataenin BY He thinks, in another hundred years there will not be a sane | opinion, it is true; if it* confilets | ) SAYERS, js amingh GEUTALNES he qHartaeEr ie eieten Auene Hiadaingarernreneny| She lmugtedlccornfullys | seb han ‘with that opinion, it is a piece rs’ cot: eB. 5 a rence aaah i i .| “You speak in ignorance,” she de- person in the country H tage shoots a lice officer | She received us a little impatiently.| There’ was a hook fastened in the| 5 ; 1 A “ tlying propaganda and the paper age, shoots down 2 po! officer} a . clared. “At least be friends,” she Cheer up, Doe. Feeble-mindedness and maniacal hj has been bought by British gold or| Whe tracks Michael to his abode.| “L-haye been waiting to hear from| under side of the’ floo WER Elan: SURTIBSFGLGUNIA ra ebecks rie e ie i 3, Ini Stu 3 2 at’s ‘ ‘i NY, i an Si is kno at Mr. > field, | yo i a “The necklac ageing Epi Roa on : a " a ! teria are pandemic in these United States. But that 8 be- | Rolshevist gold. —New York Times. |, 84" va known at Mr Stal ee balehean: bond Mae eg MAR hawsing thereryithe gallows. I shot him with my cause the war left us in a highly-strung nervous condition. | RE ORE ONE: as to his. real identity RUA Tea herein. Ter Serna anh Oc nde nant eeu right hand.” : i In time we'll settled down to normal. Are headed that way NOT CONSULTED ere re vacation, G dviser, have helped to make out my| making a point .of occupying this} aig rel ce Doe ft fingers, 1) now. And normal is sanity. es ae aa pasta gel cries oo anxious to know when As a matter of fact, I believe,! Mised them to my li eae | The present legislative session Sagi hepa ohare! WONTECH GS Hoakadutortheltiratiweclesini| a kiss of Judas,” I warned her. 1 ea sy clevernarecloelel in the asylums. | 2 been having @ great time witli} Rementeany “widow | Renn ES “You will need more than his cun- ‘ he cra; ones never are locked up in the asylums. its printing measures. ‘The law] jyne Wt 7 Mehul Gi Robben : “By whom?” Mrs. De Mendoza de-| ing,” she answered, fate ease nity, — pay ae vague nee he enters yeaa Ae tig dategal her seonderrul rope of pearls ayer announced, steppin manded. ae : asia | cannot be accurately defined, except that average mentality 2 s a being interviewed, the widow rd. “Here is your 1 “By Mr. Stanfield,” I replied. “He * < a fs fi Sears s wie ‘air rate for print the tax «© pearls to otel safe b, - ande is yi otur sit i e, and above or below [the league paper jin Kidder county, | conscious, ace arco Womitns sean ened re nS Bebeats 0: pretense UUs. Loom ta an Riad Se Bs ‘ i ounty Were no signs of joy in het face, She| the one he is occupying at present. The greatest scientists of Europe, or at least most of | took advantage of the opportunity | si, Norman continues seenied, {ndecd) | for thc’ moment} ‘There “waa a brief! silente, ‘Del-| | them, thought Columbus was crazy when he aruged that the; to Bone he ta pavers aaae “It is hard to keep anything dut| stricken with consternation, chester held out his hand. i i earth was round instead of flat. (Accepting hearsay evi- eauitty ne ate i pemany rei of the press, nowadays,” I reminded | “When was it found?” she de-| “We are very much obliged to you, | { ok, be Pat EOUnG ions of the newspaper’ laws him, “but so far as Tam concerned | manded breathlessly Sir Norman,” he declared, “Our in- \ paence; we now know it's round.) : _ | Proposed. ‘The publishers them=| 44° may rely upon. my diseretion: “About four o'clock on the morn-| surance, as you know, expired at ! It’s only a few decades since nearly every one in America [selves came forward with a sux ery ory ing after the thett”’ Dtold: he raidday.stoday. alimeadlanoe that | thought the Wright Brothers had “bats in the belfr be; seston of changes O eau cay ,. The few days that followed were} “But wher it will not be renewed. I wish you | cause they insisted that it was possible for man to fly | dow” the rates to a fair figure and} cjg with hysterical and irrit: “If you will come with me," I re-| all good afternoon.” through the air like a bird * |do away with the chance to rob] 4, complaints and inquiries | plied, “L will show you.” He took his leave. The manager | \ a 0 i the public. They proposed a from Mrs. De Mendoza herself, the}. 1 led the way down the corridor ‘0 led to me. | BY ARTHUR M. FREE. i A man may be crazy by one standard, and sane by an-/ that provided a rate consider 5 igen Sas ae Ween ae atte. had Norman,” he s “th aly ‘ H b DS n ’ i Mea é ‘ insurance company and the manage-| the exact spot where Annette had Norman,” he said, “there is 4! U § Representative From Califor- other. In grading mentality, most of us are tike the soldier | lower an regular commerce ment. No efforts on our part could| been attacked, and opened the door t deal in this matter which it is nia, Eighth District who said: “Everybody’s out of step but me.” jtates. ‘Tie state sengte wr p the affairs out of the newspa-| of the nearest room. I saw Mrs, De] hard to understand. I hope that you! SREP ? < with the question for a conside: H as i ji i When I was a prosecuting attorney t questi a ns | and the disappearance of the | Mendoza start when she saw the| will not consider it a case for the), 7" 7 9 id able time, and finally passed.a law : ‘ A Aaah in California, I had occasion to visit | ay aif nage Riri F F ple . and finally sedi | ce became the universal sub-| heavy bolt which had been fitted to| police / , Hal rl An English brain specialist, writing in London Daily Mail, | with one. dissenting vote 1 Rene ahleonvereatran the communicating déor. I turned to Mrs. De Mendoza. We one AA Ne eBbOr ng, renee bal says one of the commonest forms of insanity is the arrest. | correcte A u x On the sixth day after the robbery] “I came to the conclusion,” I ex-| “Do you wish to prosecute?” I/ etenline As hed nevlowvee aadtine or short-circuiting of the basic human instincts in the in ond. ay sich alee. amen ee neal { felt that a brief escape was neces. | Plained, “that the theft was com-| asked. “There is a certain amount) i140. with uw smile, appointed’ me aiwidual” es Tae Ie the heuse, | 888. T proposed to Mr. Stanfietd wes by some one pitling in one} of Gireumatantt evidence which | (O°"efend, him. ‘The testimony For instance, our most! powerful control is the instinet of | j 1] whom: Tomet in the hall ofsthediotal, | ebanesothtcs tooms/anikte the iur| might) bexcallcctes against my client was pretty strong i of referring it to the print- ing committee as should have been | self-preservation. When we fail to respond to that instinct, and contemplate suicide, we are on the borderland of in- deme the speaker, at the reque he agreed with avidity. We —— sanity. .We also are crazy, more or less, when we fail to fered it ta the tate ah ee ong. | lunched at the clubhouse, and as on respond normally to the domestic instinct, the herd or social | mittee of which Twichell is head. | hi Y/0us haraitauight game. dh wal instinct and the normal expre: Mr. T. ion of the religious instinct. killed, and substtuted of hi i then promptly had the bill | i Chronic gloominess, bad temper, defects of memory, pre Swi SNIPE Sates rate | (tose (unexplained moments of in-] (——4nD |I& ‘COU'RE NOT FEELING WELL, MR. mature inferencesgand extravagant imaginings — all these ‘oy "foreclosure notices about ten sues an: See. im wi “We had| | LRYUS, TAKS MY ADVICE AND KEEP AWAY FROM are mild forms o PDS MONE: (0h s Hate nad mental derangement, says the English | per cent, and raised the price of | commissioners’ proceedings. Hence the result in dollars and cents was | not great. However, it gave! Twichell a chance to show a little brief authority and to give the newspaper men to understand that they must consult him with their His substitute bill then sed the house, although both | Yeater and Weisheck, of Emmons, | voted against it. But Twichell is specialist. ‘ He adds: “Gullibility also an indicator of weak thought. As regards the affections, the well-balanced mind shows more likes than dislikes, more friendliness than hatred, more sympathy than antipathy.” th , MORTGAGING More long-term bonds were issued by American states and municipalities, the first month of this year than in any ed previous January. The total for the one month was over 89 ‘ie boss of the majority in the A Acil hich : i f bh billi house and he had his way. Ww million dollars, which was at a rate of more than a billion; put here was where the fun dollars a year. started. Twichell, by the unfuir) Again we call your attention’ to the dangerous fact that the Spending Menace in our government is greater in the ‘states and their subdivisions than at Uncle Sam’s headquar- ters in Washington, D. C. ' . ' Very easy to mortgage the future. Very hard to pay o ‘the mortgage. i action of the speaker of the house, had been permitted to kill the sen. ate printing bill. While Twichel!’ bill reached the senate the printing committee very calmly amended, Twichell’s bill by removing every single word after the title “a bill,” {and substituted therefore the very j same bill they had sent to the | house in the first place. In that/ shape the bill was messaged back to the house, and Twichell’s com- ;mittee then promptly refused to concur in the amendment. And, ag! this is written, nobody has gotten | anywhere.—Emmons County Rec-, ord. | _— | ATHOUGHT | i i bs Wa ; | ‘A reproof entereth more into a! GERMANY {wise man than an hundred stripes | é Germany’s crop of bread grains last year was 46;per cent j into a fool.—Prov. 17:10, less than in 1913, reports oyr Department of Agriculture.|’ Reproach usually is honest. which | his shortage, along with a decrease in meat animals, is as| is more than. can be said of praise, - Pirie Risrovent situation will be regulated iets ea eee “The European situation wi regulated to considerable | i | t by whether the Germans are well fed or undernour- ROE ME Bee he a en- | The stomach is more important to the Germans than| evelical aps named St. Francis cf! Yaces,'’ Keep in mind,that hunger-has been the greatest in shaping history. pees A SALVAGE Uncle Sam at the end of the war had three billion dol- jars worth of surplus ‘army and naval supplies on hand. ‘Nine-tenths of this has been sold, at 41 per cent of original «ost or at an average of 41 cents on-the dollar, reports Maj. James L. Frink, one of the War Department’s sale man- agers. i : "Considering the depreciation of values, due to price drops ithe War Department has done a reasonably good salvaging ‘job. Better than expected. : in ‘ it Journalist, St. Francis was born in|! | { \oae { which | that we go down to Woking and have a round of golf, an arrangement to. on the cighteenth tee when one of spoken of that grim tragedy which had interrupted our first game. 1 ought there with a bullet-hole in his fore- head, secretive, with the strange e the unruffled manner, The memory of these things came back to me as I stood there and it seemed as thougn my faculties a The game was played out in quite Sales as patron saint of writers and} se pre fashion. On my arrival oun the insurance “ camipany: — wait: | the a new vigor and a new insight. Supposing who had killed the prying stranger? was her she trying to shield? Could it be her master? And if her master's name was not Stanfield, might it not be Pugsley? The two men were of the me height and build, and the one thing which Rimmington had always | insisted upon was Pugsley’s genius | for disguise. The pieces of my puz- | ale fell with them the puzzle of the neck- lace, I turned back to the tee, and I was suddenly conscious of my com- panion’s intense gaze. “Your honor,” he said tersely. I topped my drive miserably. My companion’s drive went sailing down the course, and he halved the mateh perfectly played four. walked together to the clubhouse. “A whisky and soda?” I suggested. “I'll change my shoes first,” he answered, turning toward the dre: ing room. A I drank my whisky and soda, ex- changed greeting . with a few ac- quaintances and paid.my bill. Then i 1 went to lock for Sta1 have spared myself the trouble, He and the taxi had alike disappeared. | 1 had to wait while they telephoned for another, and I traveled up | London alone, ; * the neckla ther conclusion’ that THE DOCTORS. of poor Ladbrooke lying AILMENTS ~7=— maid, Janet, serene and and were uddenly prompt-| it had been the maid motive? Whom was together like magic, and oS “Mou CUGHT TO TALKING |AGoUT, JOHNSON. OUGHT Tol!! We REA to ield, I might so the representative of “Against whom? Bg THEY'RE THE BUNK. ExGRasse OFA UTTUS COMMON SEWSE '5 arr THAT's NEEDED IN DEALING W)TH BODILY Sav THs XKovu [ EVERETT TRUE B | Y CONDO “our Wire TEW'S MY WIFE THAT. GVERY TIMG OU FEEL A UTILS SICK CoV HAVE TO AVS THE DOCTOR PARIc HIS) SEDAN IN FRONT OF XOUR HOUSS LONG ENOVGH TO SSURS YOU THAT YOU'RE NOT Gone DiS —AT CEAST RIGHT AWAY Sf i -—he had been seen to take the horse | and ride away. But one'of the wit (nesses said the thief had worn a| white hat and black shirt. By harp-} ing on this discrepancy and pointing | out taat testimony inaccurate in one | detail might be wrong in every | other way, I succeeded, much to my | surprise, in getting a verdict of not | guilty. | | My client came over and shook me} j by the hand., { \\"“Thank you Mr. Free, thank | you,” ‘he said. Then, /lowering his} voice. “Say, Mr, Free, if I'm not! | guilty, hadn’t I ought to get the} | horse? / ADVENTURE OF | THE TWINS |' i By Olive Barton Roberts | | The Twins continued their jour- ‘ney in Mix-Up Land. | But it seemed silly, as Nancy said, | to try to chase a house taat kept | | jumping around so, as Jack Straw’s | did. Just now it was up on top of a high steeple and kept spinning | around when the wind blew, lixe a | weather cock. H | “I should think it would fall to: | pieces,” said Nick, it’s only | | made of dominoes stuck together.” “It certainly would,” said a voice, j ‘but, you see, all four winds keep | blqwing on it at once. That’s like four fingers “holding p puzzle, it j can’t fall apart.” ‘ “Who is talking?” demanded Nan- jcy. “We can’t see anybody. “Who are you?” | “Look down the deep hole in front | of you,” answered the voice. “It's a hill that got turned upside down | when everything else got turned up- | side down in Mix-Up Land.” The Twins. looked and ° sure | enough, there was the hole, “Now look at the very bottom,” said the voice, “and tell me what you | see. * | “I just see a quecr-looking thing,” said Nancy. ‘ “So do I,” said Nick. “Well, that’s me! I’m the queer- looking thing, I feel too awful about it even to be careful of my grammar, { | ing as much ashamed ito say it is eitaer me or 1.” | (Copyright, Oe | Once Ona Tim gsi eeanneee ee ermextenes T should say ‘it is I,’ although feel- 1 do, I hate “What are you, please?” asked Nancy, who was getting so mixed up herself she couldn't understand a word. “I'm ‘a windmill that used to stand on top of # high nil. That's what [ am. I used to wave my arms when- that rogue, Jack Straw, turned his thumb-ring and made | Apple-Pie Land into Mix-Up Land, h¥ fixed m I wish you could get inside of his domino house and put him out. 1 try,” promised Nick oblig- (To Be Continued.) , NEA Service, Inc.) How did restaurants cut butter be fore saety razors were invent One rd of our cuss words w thought up by men waiting tor t wives to get ready for cnuren, s his: slippers. The genera be that: Germany brance with time. n to seems to kick at the tried hota feet a bootiegging gz, put in Mod- stuit Man caught esto, Cal, was wasg't. his Tennessee has! two associate ju dices gn the United States Supreme Bench and the next is Ohio wita Taft, who is about one justice and a half. A North Dakota farmer was paid $1.80 for a car load of potatoes, su he is raising cain now. Stanford University professor re- ceived 3,000 volts of electricity and uninjured, perhaps because pro- sors are always being saacked. We had no idea Easter was near until we saw the annua} report nbout an egg sho Things could be worse. Suppo: baseball clubs hired women umpir so you couldn't talk back? A to be nile crude alling off, Crude ‘oil production ts very high this year, movie productions are Many people are growing rich from selling bootleg and many peo- ple are growing poor from drinking bootleg. , They have had 90 inches of snow this winter in Bangor, Me., and if it keeps up the folks will grow fur. Kathleen E one Americ: like a duches nmet of New York is girl who not only acts , but really is one, The pents near Bud. of blue Danub its embank- ind thousands Danube st s waltzed to safety. Cornell A friend tells us even his books | are keeping Lent. The early bua gets nipped. ——* ne By ‘Berton Braley. The men of benignity, greatness and dignity, Captains of commerce and tradp; Whose’ mighty ability, strength, and virility i Make us a little afraid; Who work so aggressively, talk so impressively— Lose just a bit of their thrall we can just realize these we idealize Once were exceedingly small! They don’t seem sv awfully lofty and vast, If we can just vision the days of the pust, When John Rockefeller ‘ Was learning his speller, And Henry Ford played with rattle; When Ebert H. Gary Was chuckful of merry And innocent infantile prattic; When William J. Bryan Would silently lie on The eiderdown quilt of dis crib; When Gompers wore rompers And Schwabjwere a bib! When Lodge, the proud If his senator, . vexed his progenitor, € Wasn't the slipper upplied? Before Mr. Daugherty reached his majority, Or Taft grew so tall and so wide, Theyacted mischievously, suffering grievously Doubtless, for all taat they did. However, we group our men—com- mon or supermen— Each of them .once was a kid. They don’t seem so dazzlingly great and sublime, ‘ If we can just vision that, “Once © ona time—" & When Harding was cteeping, Or Wilson was sleeping, Wrapped up in an infantile dress; * When Morgan, the banker, With babish rancor Would how! all the day, more or less, When Denby and Hoover Would slyly manuever For jam or for cookies ad lib— When Gompérs wore rompers, And Schwab wore a bib! (Copyrigat, 1923, NEA Service, Inc., Regular Elks meeting tonight [NFLUENZA aa. ale nignc and moring— yis Jars Used ‘ | fessor says he ca | make it rain, which is # very s | bet with April only a few weeks away. | Los Angeles wife suing seven women for stealing her husband's af- fections should feel proud of him. « | ‘ |