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PAGE FOUR er THE BISMARCK ‘TRIBUNE THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N, dD. as Second Clase Matter. ; EDITORIAL REVIEW Comments reproduced in this column may or may not express the opinion of The Tribune, They BISMARCK TRIBUNE CO. -_— - 2 Publishers)|| eco Seaece nay pave pote bides come eRe” GURTDS ~ - - of important issues which being discussed fn the p Foreign Representatives the day, G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY ! CMICAGO - - i - L DETROIT Premier Jan Christian Smuts of Marquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg. ule unt in ot Seat Afric ea . 12 ANT & ing spirit in the « e “NEW YORK PAYNE, BURNS AND a rangle of Nations, regards the 5 < 2 . ifth Ave. Bldg. ropean — situation “more fraught with peril than {i has been at any other time in the ——-——— | past hundred yea “The states- men,” he say seem to have lost all sense of proportion, ‘They ap MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS | The Associated Pre: exclusively entitled to the use or, republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not other- Gals i : ar to be prepared to sacrifice ve + credited in this paper and also the local news published }\2" ie Worn Sire to (he herem. own ideals of security and repars All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are tions. Why, the men mad.” The wise men of the world having a difficult time to reconc the course of French statesman- ship with any plausible th or reason. Lloyd George is of the be Nef that the extension of the per manent boundary of France to the Rhine and the political dismem- _ also reserved. " MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per year ‘ -_ -$7.20 Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck) . 7.20 Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck) SO eer ai Cee oR CA aeaeh ea Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota..... Doo 6.00 lers since the conclusion of the There must be leade of thought, if not of French , Who would recognize even ~ such a consummation of natio selfishness as incompatible with the future peace of Europe and the security of France. History has too often demonstrated the ulti- mate futility of conquest ‘and the subjugation of i peoples. ar. French politi THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) . THE RED BEAR Five hundred thousand Russians will die from hunger | ind disease caused by under-nourishment, this year, before he 1928 crops are harvested. Je gel is in a letter fr AY: Sahar ifoeniGr hign We get this in a letter from William Garner, former | Common Sbespeahinn ouehe ts con: | American newspaperman, now connected with the Americal | vince Frens h leadership of the | relief organizatiyn in Russia. Five hundred thousand mag#seem like a big figure, and it 3ut in the autumn of 1921 nearly 24 millions were starv-, ing in the Russian famine districts, out of their total popu- ‘ation of 42 millions. In the year that followed, writes Garner, not more than 1,500,000 Russians died from famine, This is the estimate o! some of the leading American officials who have been feed- menance of Russia and the attrac- tivness of the present situation for the turning loose of chaos: under Russian leadership. There appe: besides imperial ambition, repara- tions or national security underly ing the course of the French lead- € Poincare’s premiership is the direct product of political exploit ing the hungry over there. ition of wartime hatred. Havins | American relief broke the backbone of the famine. The | fed the Hala: of chan ent ne ives ve save " re j 2 Wi. 3 ; to accept the consequence: ven lives we saved probably-run into the millions. A good DOD FHHHIne fOr aCHiOnSCHineahe HEA well done. s folly not the courage to admit He is described ¢ aving given the order to advance with troubled One of the greatest handicaps to Russian recovery, says | neal to be something They Might As Well Add A Little Sideline i NEA SERVICE i BE $17- and now coud 1 INTEREST You In Tas LINE OF COFFINS AND - AH > 4 TomBsTone ? | | Ithe subject. We sat about in the] lounge and drank coffee and liquors, | danced for a time and smoked a few) | cigarets. The party broke up as the lights in the lounge were being lovv-! ered. I was the only one of our lit- tle gathering remaining in the ho- tel, and I was talking for a few mo-} ments to the headporter, who an old acquaintance of mine, when | man made a somewhat hurried en-| ~ trance through the swing-doors man nt kno seemed on the point of proc: pout what is going on to the office. As he saw me, ed, and turning asi than the congressinen Sir Nor-; King Tut was so rich he have been a bootlese must es?” he ask I admitted the fact. mE: un Task you to give me five! Every day big guns a minutes of your time on # matter, shoot farther, and. the mi urgent business?” I looked at him with some surprise. | His voice and address were good, and in appearance he differed in no! sia. All the movies ur respect from the crowd of diners 2 who frequented the pltce. He drew! Wholesale prices have advanced 13 1 card from his pocket und handed! per cent in one year and 13 is con- it to me. | sidered very unlucky. I stepped underneath one of the! ae F electric standards and looked at the; Alderman Falconer of New York shoot the more they seq in Rus- sed there, | Keep away from War card--“Mr, Stanley Delchester.” | claims that city leads in cuss words at Underneath was the name of a fa-| and we ask you why wouldn't it? — moud insurance company. I mo-} —_ These geese already flying north tioned himeto follow me into the i to serted lounge, and invited him ure liable to get goose pimples a chair, ioe any years ago, Sir Norman,” If gasoline keeps going up it may he Yeminded me, “when you were) get high enough to drink some day. pfficially engaged at Scotland Yard, - you saved our firm a great loss in| ae the matter of the Hatton Gardens; Mr. and Mrs. Humes of Indianapo emerald theft.” lis are walking to’ California and “I remember it quite well,” I ad- every man will wonder how many mitted. times Mr, Humes says, “Aw, come “We understand,” my visitor con-| on!” : tinued, “that have now resign- _ ed fram the Force, but we hoped) The Germans are saving marks be- that you might be inclined to un-! cause if you get enough you cun i dertake a commission for us. It ¢ © swap them for a cigar store coupon. to the ears of our chief quite unex- = pectedly that you were staying here, | jand he sent me after you at once.” | “I can at least hear what the busi- supreme court has dec: arlors are not barber shops. not even bobber shops any ness replied. more, “There is staying in this hotel — the insurance agent proceeded, Pasadena, Cal., has 7000 widows Mrs. De Mende the reputed widow | Go east, young man. Go east. of a fruit merchant in Buenos Aires. | - ) | She is the possessor of a very won-| Learning to write movie scenarios derful pearl necklace, which-she has! is like learning to write checks. ning—a 1] anc Home Office, with his wif insured with our firm for a hundred} Cashing in on either is the hard ~~ | thousand pounds. Our, acceptance , part. lawyer | of the policy was a grave error; my: friend from the} Which we recognized almost imme-| nd sis- diately afterward, We know nothing celebrated criminal to ohis wi Only a short time now tintil April 1 Roanten * (soit: iy | showers will bring May floods rner, is that so many horses, cows, sheep and goats were SrepeTiaie paced or anisns THE KISS OF ter-in-law, and inyself, The criminal | of the lady, and under those cit. pene killed for food. , American relief, however, put the brakes | IMB Popular ‘snord aenared p r, who was our host, heard cumstances it is against our busi-; When the Omaha (Neb.) — stock- \ > associates inflamed popular hatred, UDAS and ledn. | Wess) poliey too meenet thacaial, “Wel yards ‘| Recah erg on that. fear and greed. ‘The resait is the au ce RETR Cone ae oRRnEV eee nnemee aay ete eS Henna Ws ean hl Seen es paelas eave deel Vea gna : haa ae cd forward. 8 rotect our it was a bride cooking her Garner writes: “Russia will not be able to feed its chil de Tata BD ea BY FE. PHILLIPS OPPENHEIM Uy OUPAIAraelite :d selves, however, Since the policy| first dinner, ten properly until the cows and goats are brought up to peered Ge Dt 7 Nard vheneewvour a stood Was issued, we have kept in constant : te normal number. And it will not be fully able to také ADVANCE IN SUGAR Copyright, 1922, by B, Phillips Oppenheim high, r Norn vA foueh with her, and have been in} A man who slept 48 days in Chica- advantage of its available agric ? 9 il its at TABS. Gn Be aT ow era of vned, and daily communication with the hotel| go is recov: ~ It is not true tha advantage of its available agricultural land until its draft vance in the price of Arrgt. NEA Service, Ine, Mie raecipele -r equula ie | detect Vela By tontentiemnnete shee Ine Riana balou onnsbresesia yeas horses n equal to their pre-war number or replaced Siataneries pene ua a cre isn't the riffraff of the world today | ever, we had a messnge from the| isn't Philadelphi é hy motor ind tractors.” bull movement on the stock ex- IS a) Pe lintterlthcsiomtinewit : ; change, may be a mere flurry. | whe take to. murd dq burg! ! y that he was at home; — — t — Ree Hye a cat : Sir Norman Greyes, formerly of] meeting with him had left an un-| The skilled and conscienceless se ill, and that during his absence his, Some day 2 woman will mistake ; ; Again, it may be a part of the ns lati : Garner’s report struck us as interesting enough to pass | on. inflation that some of the | Scotland Yard, voting his life} pleasant. impression behind it. It} tist has taken their place. The crim- | duties would be taken over by the|# burglar for her husband and uong, especially because it conveys the idea that a lot ct /e have been looking for| to tracking down criminal 1 forced my thoughts back to the} inal of today, in nine cases out night watchman. The policy has only | Shoot him. atarecortestrom Ri have’ beeh exaggerated. He tes | about five years atter che War.| of many but | humiliating recollection of the fact] ten, is of higher mental caliber thar’ Ne more week to run, and will not | —— ‘he reports trom Russia have been exaggerated. He quotes HOwsloug wilitenane (in known to ayers.| that the murderer of Richard Lad-| the detective who is opposed to him.” | Under any conditions be renewed,| Many a man who passes you with American officals as estimating that the numbr of Russians |flation last ana what y| Among cret abodes was a] brooke still remained und red, The struggle should be the more We want to know if, for any fee} his auto is behihd with his pay -gfually starving this winter does not exceed 5,000,000. Our | ite ‘ording to : | cottage n IF course | and that the man who had called | interesting,” | remarked vaguely. py nicuiven care to name, you will do|{ ments, shurity representatives have the situation in hand about as rales it would run where he st house-| himself Pugsley had walked aw: It was of mine that my (your best to guard the necklace for | — las could be expected, both in the matter of food anu | or two and be ded by a | maid, Janet Soale, and lived fr | from detection under our very eyes | continued in my pro apston|| hey dueing: a week? | Los Angeles inventor has taken eae . mee 4 A 2 ae sh of terrific peoportinas, But | Stanfield’? One day while Sir Nor-| and had never b ard of since hould ry nas little known continued in Our Next Issue) | the hum out of movie machines. tedical supplies. _ For one thing, the cholera and typhus | Rereugd : Rie ea. nst iy | man, a guest at the golf club, was | Among my fellow-gue possi dT talked for some tim a Now we need one to ‘eliminate the _epidem are getting under. control. i 5 Sta abetwcce: s n=] Playing the course with “Stanfield,” | offiglal of the Home Office, : on indifferent subjects to the lady ween ee | “ho-hum” in movie audiences, g 54 mass ieca . | Gi gold to stawt between this sn. ; ae eis i et ‘ eee ' : ; eh Wea Garner sums t eneral Russian situation by saying! try and a serious financial panic, | Janet shot and killed a police ohYersation naturally drifted into] who was seated by my side. We ad si es as Nitiiece een ey he g anneal re oa for th Betton ‘The RVsshsalivot Wade olahand wiemsHad| (cer! whol Nid rs te the [the gubject of social ord Mrs. De Mendoza and her [+ ADVENTURE OF | The causes of most thin Bee eens teen) 2 pronounced chang) ey carers: teas lata loreserve MERE Ieiaraten ty ice [apoe ane Sut ofessed to’ her| “Your conneetion with us rope of pearls, My host , THE TWINS known, It is the result veople are as badly clothed as ever. But they seem ani. ¢/4) "serve banking sys issues of] master and to Sir Norman complete] Yard having: long since ¢ ened. i | count, mated by a more energetic spirit. ‘They have more and | currenc may not be nec hut later confessed to] Norman,” he re ed to me, is women like that,” he com. | 72s, | a more the air of having something to do, whereas a year ago| have sh of the old hair rais- and became his accom-| will not be oversensitive as to nied, “who choose to deck their] By Olive Barton Roberts | y of soci and econe: ‘follies, It is easy to indulge {prophecy but the world }changed that one casts the horo- ing they had the appearance of having nothing to do * * and nothing to look forward to. 2 “The change for the better may be noticed in the shop windows, in the fact that the streets are kept cleaner. Rail | scope with much less. confidence road service is appreciably better. The street car, the clec-| than he did a decade ago.-—Lineoln iric lighting and gas systems—in Moscow, at least—are bet-| Journal. ler than a year ago. f : es se ome _ The Red Bear, gaunt and weak, but with renewed interest | | Bismarck Boy | in life and a desire to do, is slowly emerging from his den. | J Recovery will be slow. But it’s started —according ty! The F. A. Knowles shield basket j ball games get under way Saturday Gerner, night. i ae } Mary's and Richholt win their “TUT” ‘ ; Old King Tutankhamen, judging by the plunder taken! B roan abetute of Me ie A. trom his tomb, enjoyed the top-notch of wealth, power, fame | Knowles, his son Grant officially op i 3 i 4 s pionship — series and luxury—as luxury was conceived in the crude life of | jy tossing the ball up at centr niore than 3000 years ago. No doubt, he imagined that peo- jie would forever speak of him with awe. We wonder what ihig ypaction would be if he could come |""a.. frst game between. tnd Ich- back and find facetio ewspaper headlines calling him! holt first and the High Freshmen “King Tut.” It’s a sup lustration of Father Time’s irony. ' ane rae ae by Richholt 16 yey ny a 3 4 ivi i ir high- | te 9 he game was ilowever, breezy Amer nS AEE, aaah King Tut HSE hign by the good team work of the Rich- est honor—a nickname. In America t e slate is wiped clear joi¢ boys us a whole and the eae cach morning. We have respect only for the future. Pre- | defensive work of Fred Landers at rare for Tut Dances and Tut Comedians in musical shows. | guard who broke up the rus of A shrewd fashion house already is selling Tut Prints. The League opened its schedule wit | three games played ‘at the High School Gymnasium. S *\the Freshmen. Harry Lobach and Fritz Strauss played a good game for the losers. FLIGHT The following is the line up: South Amerie sends rumor of an agreement by which | coy onal Balser Mists pgantalts i ; ani , - [a e Milde ards Jo 500,000 Japanésé will move to Brazil and form a colony. Som ie a Brazil is glad to. get them. to help.develop her natural re- | sources. And overcrowded Japan is glad they’re leaving, tor the Japanese government will. pay the immigrants’ ex- penses. This is a big racial movement. But it is as a small creek -to a giant river, compared with the huge multitudes that will abandon Europe, and more to other countries within the | “next two decades. Several million Germans probably would | be on their way to America — if they could leave Germany “and get through our immigration restriction. F oe Ernie Benser Guards, Landers and Bill Bugre. Freshmen—Fritz Strauss and Harry Lobach nice Smart centre, Henr; and Alvin LeBay guard Hollinbeck. : subs Gord subs Zhep feat by a score of 22 to 0 before a much larger, more experienced and faster team. The game was much ‘arder fought than the final s-ore would indicate. Jim Olson and Stan Wyeskala were the high scorers for St. Mary’s and John Rorich played DEADLY The automobile killed more than 12,000 Americans last | a steady game at guard while Ben year, announces the National Safety Council. ! aeepngon jad a Walbine did the = «A little arithmetic reveals the rather startling fact that |) “¢"* ai Meter aie” Olson one auto out of every 1000 kills someone each year. {Captain and Stan Wyeskala for- _...At which rate, the motorist who drives a car 10 years wards Pete Balser centre, Jonn Ro- Has one chance in 100 of killing himself, a passenger or a/| tick and Jerry McCarty guards, sub ‘giedestrian. Jack Conway, : . Wm. Moore—Ben Jacobson and Better ‘paste this on the windshield. e Dohn forwards, Al Watkins COUE contre, Ray MeGettioan and John 4s. Goue’s lectures in our country netted him over $16,000 | -itt | Sloan guards. subs Eugent Perkins and W. Smart. Between halves the Richholt s«-- for his Paris clinic and $10,000 for a national Coue Institute | onds and the St. Mary's seconds which will be established in the United States. | plaved s.speedy game which ended erause he He delivered 18 lectures. Coue himself’ got only his |i” * seoteles tle, because of ° rae “expenses. He’s a good scout, with the true scientific atti-| ("\nutve imag ont weighed mate tude: ‘ From now on he will gradually recede into dim mem- | un for it in team work. Referees The ‘Tut Craze is eclipsing him. ; Tow. ier ore a i , LTE EPERE TATE Te f Youre Comers-~After the regular : BIRDMEN ? class and. 8 the learna }.Haig, English aviator, starts his plane and climbs to a TEMEE Mell gamed eve Fok aA ets height of 20,000 feet in less than 13 minutes. No bird can the fellowing results: © Rough Rid- : 2 ers and’ Bol! Dors a scoreless tie, do that, as ‘know from watching feathered fliers com-|17,9"4 J”y,, Dom 2 fe pelled to make i great circlies as they slowly climb aloft. re cine see shearaatn : i will ‘be nme wip ete the lengna _.. Within our Oe ee in) ki A tind will Eee Ble: edit EE a eee, a Mot. ;frane’ ena the Comrades will) meet + id p on Thursday night. naracterized | Kolman | The Wm. Moore went down to de- | Tom Thorison and Francis Highland | memory, but curiously dof unpleasant associations hered themselves together in ni mind even before I had recogni: c ruption to our first game,” he re- marked. “I. never fancied my little | house much afterward. I gave it up, in fact, within the year.” | “I heard you had left,” I told him ; “You had no luck in ‘your investi- | gations, Sir Norman?” he inquired. | I shook my head., The subject | was still a sore one with me, | “I had no luck at all,” I con | “I came to certain conclusions whien | carried me a little way along the | road, but all the clews ended abrupt- ly. Yet I don't despair. I alwa have the fancy that’ some ‘day or other I shall solve that mystery.” The waiter brought the cocktails, {and we raised our glasses, | drink, then, to that day, Sir orman,” my companion said. am with you,” I declared hear- fttily, © - | We talked idly\of various matters for a few moments—principally of golf, which I had been playing regu- | larly in the south of France. There | were ~several dinner-parties being jgiven in the restaurant that eve: ning, and some very beautiful wo- |'men were in evidence. One in par { ticular. attracted my attention. She | was tall, slender, slim, beautifully | made. Her complexion was perfect although a little colorless. Her | strange-colored eyes had a nameless j attraction. Her hair, beautifully | coiffed, was just the shade of brown which appealed to me, She bowed 10 my companion as she passed, and Joined a little group at\the farther jof the hall, The last thing I. ho- | ticed about her: was her wonderful | string of pearls. ‘ |. “That is a very beautiful I remarked. “Do you know wi jis?” “A South American widow-\De | ; Mendoza, her name is.” “You know her?” \ “My humble apartment is on the same floor as her suite,” my com- panion replied. “She is gracious enough sometimes to’ remember the j fact that We meet occasionally in } the: lift.” ; | -My friends arrived, and I made my | adieux to my erstwhile. golfing ac- quaintanece, Somehow or other, my man,” he enough | es aped arrest by shooting the in- spector.” I affected to take only a casual interest in the information; but as a told in the present story| The epidemic of crime which hodies yith jewels of fabulous value], asia y Sir Norman, aging, about two y azo seems | who’ encour crime. Hello!” said Nick. “Who are! On the evening of my return from e broken out again with “Roughly speaking, I dare say , YOu | the R fter a three same results. There that necklace is worth eighty thou-| you see?” asked at holid ccosted in th murders and fi sand pounds. If it is really true that |Strange person thumping | toward! of Marridge's Hotel by a Sup to the debit of] Pugsiey is once more at work, what | them on peg-leg, i aged ‘of inconspicuous app your late department. Your people|an opportunity!” j,, Are you Peg-Leg?” asked | who had been seated in a] believe that the same person is at] “A woman must be very brave,” Ponies | It was some few sec-] the head of it why planned all those hostess declared, “to run such | rtainly!” said the new per- onds before I could reeall him to my | robberies eighteen months ago and son. “Aren't you smart!” EVERETT TRUE THOSsS THE BReav }! TAKE A MICROSCOPES 10F WRIGGLERS IN IT. CNESSE THE SAMS: YES, AND “oU'KS WORKING (T So’ vou GET ALL OF 47 IY geste out in them.” NASTY CITTUS ANTS CRAWLING AROUND ON YOU MUSTN'T BE 80 SQUGAMISH, MY DEAR. THAT CHEGSSES AND MoVILL SEE AN ARMY “Why?” asked Nick » most of the time,” I sug-| “Just because. Besides I heard don’t suppose she goes|YOU say you were going to put 5 Jack Straw out.” { By Joseph W. Fordney U. S. Representative From Michigan him. matter of fact, I was considerabiy| Our host smiled. iq, Well, we are,” answered Nick. ‘ “You haven't forgotten me and moved. If the man who had last] “I can imagine Pugsley finding «| That's what we came to Miz-Up{ je was quznth District gur golf down at Woking, Sir Nor-Jconeealed his identity’ under the| few minutes in the hotel quite suffi- |Land for. Jack Straw put King| at the ieee nine enn man?” he asked, name of Pugsley, but whom I strong-| cient,” he observed. “He or his sue. |Even-Steven out and we are going | aha the man a | 1 knew all about him then, ly suspected to be the notorious | cessors. whoever they may be, woald |t0 put him out.” | “Outside ther charchewindew! the | iM, Stanfield, isn’t it?” I said | Michael Sayers, had really come out | think little enough of human life by| “How? ‘ | cbckete wee mis Ge Cesacuewaure | “No, I haven’t forgotten.” into the open once more, life would | the side of, say, 50,000 pounds, By! “We don't know yet,” it was! rackets irises the loi warring 1 was a few minutes early for my | certainly possess a new interest for| killing at sight they certainly in- | Nancy’s turn to say, “but we're | one+was' finishing an Maine | party, and I ackepted the offer of u]me du ng the next few months. crease their chances of escape.” Boing to do it. ‘As the beautiful final notes of the cocktail from my golfing acquain-|. ‘We’ were a party of that eve- closed our conversation~upoa nen? eked Hee lee again. | music died away, the wife turned tance. iad ob ,,4£ you must know,” said . ‘ ii Fi That was an extraordinary inter- 122 Nancy, “we've got magic "shoes, | '®,¢* husband and whispered: “Oh, John, wasn't Wasn't it marvelous!” “Yes,” said John, “and the most wonderful part is that they do it all with their hind tegs. We have passed the fiery mountain | it wonderful! all right, so I guess we can cross that river there! It isn’t so very | wide anyway, and Jack Straw’s house is a beside it.” “Humph!” exclaimed Peg-Leg. 1 Myiat a ana One basket ?” tte i “Eggs. ley’re magical eggs ‘that the Cut-Out Woman gave us” | H¢, lets BY CONDO A TRUE FRIEND By Berton Braley me buy him dinner, ‘And never buys for me, i Heb “That's nothing! I’m — smarter! i wa ;than any old Cut-Out Woman,” | My, puree Braws ‘tlattar, sine = isaid Peg-Leg. “Now watch what My ay a happens. “Which one of my legs| “¥, Money he annexes “is mee? 'y "8S; By various hooks and. crooks, ‘ | But, though my soul he vexes, Left!” said Nick. .,| He never borrows books! Peg-Leg put both hands behind | him and then he asked, “Now | which ?” “Right!” said Nancy. |, Sure enough. Peg-Leg’s peg leg {had jumped from left to right. | | “Oh, oh, that’s queer! What kind ;of magic do you use?” cried | Nancy. | “Won't tell,” said Peg-Leg, wag- iging his head. “Only you won't | |get across ‘that river to Jack Straw’s house, eges or no eggs, ‘shoes or no shces.” | “What's that got to do with peg ‘legs changing around?” asked | Nick. \, “I'll tell you what,” said Peg- | Leg boastfully. “Because I’m not [Peg-Leg at all, but Jack Straw \himself and I’ve got my magic jring on my left thumb If I turn jit around I can do anything I wish {to you. So leak out.” | (To Be Continued) | (Copyright, ee yiny Service, { Ine. His humor makes me weary, His talk is most insane, | His tales are old and dreary, | And trying to the brain; No matter how I view him, I do not like his looks, But still I enon ye him— He never borrows books! AND GXaMIn&= What though he’s far from thorai, With faults I can’t defend, I shall not ever quarrel With such 9 precious friend, And should he from a cell come, A criminal, gadzooks, | 1 still should bid him weleome— He never borrows books! (Copyright, 1923, NEA Service) Quickly Relieves AND “ou LovS A3' 3% Do. Constipation | A THOUGHT | | Don’t let constipation poison your blood o-_-———_* fs cuccall your enecay. The new wine mourneth, the vine| Jfyourliver and languisheth, all the merry-hearted do sigh—Ise. 24:7. erly take CARTER’S He who’ is only. wise. lives in| Lattle Liver gloom.—Voltaire, Pille today ; pscheee Ee and your "A tonyof water from the Atlantic, | froUbIe will evaporated, yiclds 81 pounds of salt; ‘a ton of Pacific water, 79 pounds; a ton of Dead Seawater, 187 pounds. For dizziness, of eppetite, heade,he and blotchy skig try them, Purely vegetable. if Small Pill—-Smail Dese—Small Prica ee ee / - TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 27, 1923 . | ——- +

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