The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, January 18, 1923, Page 4

! I } PAGE FOUR -- THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE EE eR ree Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class Matter. / BISMARCK TRIBUNE CO. - 3 * Publishers Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO - - : = 3 Marquette Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH NEW YORK - - - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. SOCIATED PRES DETROIT Kresge Bldg. The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use oF | republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not other- wise credited in this paper and also the local news published herein. All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATIOD SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per year..... Goma omece 4) Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck)................ 7.20 Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck) .... 5.00 Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota.......... . 6.00 Be THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) LOSS TO CITY Bismarck sustains a distinct loss in the deaths this week of Dr. Toney and Robert Or Both were prominent in the professional and commercial life of the city; good citizens, | beloved by all who knew them. Those who knew Dr. Toney were impressed with his kindly character, devotion to his profession and the high standard of ethics. which he practiced daily in the pursuance of it. Robert Orr had long been identified with the commercial growth of the city. He was the type of a man who could best advise a young and growing community. His interests were centered here and he had the welfare of the community at heart. His cheerful disposition, keen application to duty and stability of character endeared him to many. Heartfelt sympathy goes out to the two families so deeply bereaved by the death of these leading citizens of Bismarck YOUR OWN WAY You can learn much philosophy and knowledge of human nature by watching simple incidents. For instance: In a Pullman smoking room, one traveler recently began | boasting of the merits of his safety razor. The others un- consciously began stroking their chins. -One spoke up, praising a second make of razor. Another pooh-poohed, he used a third make — “got it all over the others.” Six different makes of safety razors were touted for | world leadership. Each claimant firmly believed he was right, the rest wrong. They appealed to the seventh pas- senger—economical of conversation, smoking quietly in the | corner with hat over his eyes. * “None of you is right,” he annonced, knocking the ashes out of his pipe. “I use the only REAL razor—the old-fash- ioned straight blade without any safety guard.” The argument was carried to the porter, supreme judge of many a Pullman argument. The porter chuckled and said: “I don’t see it makes any difference. The important point is that each of you, no matter, what kind of razor you use, comes out with a clean shave.” You sit down in a restaurant and ponder the bill-of-fare. Finally you order. Ask the waiter and he’ll tell you that, except where there’s a straight table d’hote dinner for a fixed price, no two persons in a large dining room order exactly the same meal. However, they all walk out with a full stomach—or, at least, sufficient fuel to keep their engines running. Each of us has a slightly different way of doing things. But, in the end, we are all working toward the same goal: There are millions of rcgls, all leading to the same happi- ness, just as there are many ways of baking good bread. i Some roads are longer than others. And,by traveling the long roads v2 naturally take longer to reach our goal than tthe people with sufficient vision to take the-short-cut. Alas, too many of us select such a long-route that we die before We reach the goal or even in sight of it. No two people go after money in exactly the same way. There’s the same difference in methods of seeking success- ful marriage, bringing up of children, recreation and others of a long list. In national government we have the same common goal— lots of service and public improvements, at lowest possible cost. But, like men who shave and hungry folks who enter the restaurant with contrasting appetites, we differ as to how to reach what we want. It’s a good thing always to remember that we have some- thing in common with the opposition. If all contending parties could get this through their heads, an exchange of ideas might reveal the compromise that would prove to be a mutual short-cut. VETERAN : The largest tree in the world is discovered near Waihou, New Zealand. Scientists are debating whether it is 8000 years old or only 2000. All agree it will live another 1000 years unless some greedy destroyer cuts it down. That prob- ably will be its fate, since it contains enough lumber to build three houses of 20 rooms each. To get money, men destroy the best things in the world, including the best things in themselves. MURDER England last year had 63 murders—and arrested 56 per- sons, charged with murder. Hard for an American to believe. ne American in 12,000 leaves this life at the hands of a murderer. In England the figure is only one in 634,000. an America anyone can buy a revolver. : In England a pistol can be bought only by presenting a police permit—and suéh permits are not issued to private parties. Since the ority of murders are committed by firearms, it’s perfectly be Hei why, in propo rtion to population, we have 53 times as:many murders as England. : led s hi a ake many a parched tt jave soo! n B pee army sing eee hunting a white rhinocerous W ope Pap ooien when one could be furnished. by any great number of Americans who are drinking synthetic under a counterfeit Dewar label? thf vee Ee hwab’s admirers. saya his rise is “an epic of lope’ . eb and Ghavlle swung the pick. : ie a Ce jee - { } EDITORIAL REVIEW Comnients reproduced in this column may or may not express the opinion of The Tribune. They are presented here ir order that our readers may have both sides of important issues which are being discussed in the press of the day, “SAY IT WITH FLOWERS” Editor McElroy has resigned his position with the Harvey Herald— | and this is how he says hig “fare- | | well” in last week’s Herald: “The editor of the Herald will resign {ts position on February Ist and go to Valley City where he has ac- cepted a position. No doubt our departure will be a load off the minds of a few individuals who are |cestrous of ‘getting rid’ of the | | vik’ editor. Well they will led to get rid of us as the editor is to get them out of his ~ | sight.”"—The Wells County Farmer, | £ -| SMOKING PROHIBITED | Dignified senators, as they are, ‘called, had an actual laugh when |Senator-elect Wheeler of Montana | | took a seat and continued puffing | lupon an after-dinner cigar, He | was informed by a page that smok- ing was prohibited, and had been | |since the days of “den” Tillman, }to whom smoking was abhorrent. | | The rule is n source of joy to anti-toba \ ;Saders, but smokers retort that it | [may be responsible for the inac lity of law-makers. At moking is not prohibited in the’! | cloak~-rooms, where much of the | | business of the senate is transact- | led | Both within and without the | {rank of sena€c the floor of the | chamber gener y is regarded as | ena Where orators .are put their ed. There | the testimony to | fect that p sive speakers sometimes sway hearers win votes for measures, but it is ) admitted that most of the theatri- cals are carefully rei d. It is creditable to the senate that the rule against smoking is main- ned. While the individual may ndulge elsewhere, on the floor of he chamber there is greater dig- | nity when the faces of the speaker |are not hidden by clouds of tobacco | smoke.—Pittsburgh Sun, | WORTHY OF BLACK MARBLE No tradition of the South before | the Civil war is any more carefully {treasured than that of the negro mamm: She hag found her: way jinto literature, too. As a class of old-time mammies h there and there are | daughters, perhaps, of ante-bellum nurses, who presere the fine traits of the type. Even these are fast disappearing, and there are none coming on to succeed them, so that suggestion cently that a monument to their be erected in Washington ‘Ss appropriate and timely. The proposal was made by Sen- r John Sharp Williams of Mis- sissippi at the hequest of a Wash- ington chapter of the United Daughters of the Confederacy. This society stands ready to erect tke memorial as soon as a site has been set apart for it. Monuments to good servants history, but mammies were far more than just servants. Rather, |they were guides, counselors and |friends” to their white children, own mothers loved them. but never {hesitating to offer criticism or supply correction when needed | Their native good sense w: not j the least of their many admirable qualities, as many of the men and women they looked after in their {childhood have testified. | The negro rage may well take }pride in the high place these mammieg held in the civilization of the ante-bellum South. They earn- jed a respect and an admiration that lany individual or race might well be proud of; their owners, later their employers knew them to be | Women of intelligence, of refined | feelings, and have usually treated | them in accordance with their ad+ | mirable qualities. | _ It will be a labor of love for any Southern organization to build a | memorial to the mammy of blessed |memoty. No monumental record jof the Civil war could be complete without its tribute to the best pro- {duct of the negro ‘race under slav- jery. These wise, firm and tender | old women rst revealed the ex-| cellence of the negro race in a‘ |favoring environment. — Baltimore | | American | CANADA'S IMMIGRAN AND | “EMIGRANTS } | Some Canadian cabinet ministers | jand leading business men are tak- | len to task by the Vancouver pro- vince for saying that Canada was ‘losing population, both native an@ | |new settlers, by emigration to the | United States, and census reports | are quoted to show that Canada in | jthe last ten years gained a larger {percentage than the United States. | Why should it not be so? Con- | struction of new railroads through | the Canadian Northwest and lib- {eral terms offered for sale of land} {attracted great numbers from the | United States before the war, and there was little emigration from {Canada to this country during the | | war. ‘No doubt there has been con- | |siderable movement across the | j boundary in both directions during | the last four years, but the new, \farm and oil lands that have been | {opened should have held:the bal- lance about even. y | Im former years there was cer- |tainly a large movement-into the | United States. ¢‘Thae was natural | |while the Dominion’s population | was small and was mostly spread | made in the senate | have been all too few throughout | loving them as tenderly as their | |eption of paying the entire loan at 'SALESMAN‘$AM SAM-ITS UP To YOU To GET RIO OF THESE CHEST BUILDERS \F YOO WANT TO RECEVE. YOUR REGULAR SALARY AGAIN THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE The Kidding Ends Suddenly THURSDAY, JANUARY 18, 1928 BY SWAN | \ MICHTA KNOWN ww UNTIL YOO RANE. LEAST HALE OF AND OONT COME BACK 1 DONT HORRY, GTEC x SOLO AT ) Back AT ALL— NOBODY. ‘em CAN WALK ON ME LIKE. THAT NOW,NOW, SAM- DON'T TALK THAT. WEN ONLY DO THE BEST YOU CAN— 1 WAS ONLY KIDDING YOU Best We, immigranta and on the trouble they have caused, their coming has not given us as great advantage over | jthe Deminion as we -at first | thou The opinion is common that we might have been better off if the population had been smaller and more carefully selected. | Probably Canada’s turn has | | come to have the bulk of the imm | gration from acrot |Those of non-B {hitherto come thi j2 prejadice i al- legiance to another European sov- lereign than the one under whom ‘they were born, as well as for oth- Our restrictions now | y particula: to that class of | z and they may go So far it has been a | district gain to Canada to havea more homogeneous people. It may escape the grave evils asg0- ciated with our -mixed foreign- [born population through the work- ing of its selective system. It has OF COURSE TLL Do MY GOZZ- 1 KNOW WHEN GOT KIDDING Toot! abundance of room, good land, many untouched resources, and jtemper the rigors of a northern tion. A great future is before | Canada, Why should it worry ?. | Portland Oregonian. | o——-——___________4 Bills Introduced | S. B. 36: Page; Designed to pro- | tect rural homesteads against ime foreclosures, judgments Makes the homestead, the] value of which is limited to $5,000 | lexempt from judgment, lien, exe- jeution or forced sale except as | etherwi: provided, Referred to {committee on judieiary. | S. B. 87; Kelch, Repeals the! |present. kw providing that _the| proceedings of the North Dakota State Educational association must be nublished by the state superin- tendent of public instruction. Re-| jferred to committee on education. | S. B. 38, Rusch Places trustees of estate under the contrel of the district court,in the same manner| ithat administrators now are. At} ithe present time.trustees are un- der no such control. Referred to| committee on judiciary. S. B. 39; Bond ; Amends the} laws reearding payments of inter- | est on University and School land | funds. It gives the borrower the | ny time by paying principal and interest up to the date of payment instead of being compélled to pay interest for the balance of the year. Referred to the committee on banks and banking. S. B, 40 Ingerson, Puts the law regarding the filing of warranty deeds in line with that.of the fling of mortgages by providing that the post office address .cf the war- rantee must appear in the deed. Referred to committee on judi- ciaty. : S. B. 41 Ingerson, Amends the law so as to permit a superinten- dent of schools or other school offi- cer to supply oplans for schcol buildings instead of making it necessary to purchase these plans | from an architect as is at present | nevessary. Introduced in the inter- ests of economy. Referred to com- mittee on education. | House Calendar | —————_————e -——© ? Bills Introduced H.B. 51 (Cart, Burke and Divide)—Appropriating $35,000 to aid-ty constructing bridge across Des Lacs on or near Burke-Ward county line. (Appropriations committee), 4 H. B. 52 (Heaton, Burleigh by request)—Providing location of barber shop in a store is prohibit- ed except in cases where there is along a strip extending only a few hundred miles from the boundary, | for the United States offered the attraction of 4 larger population, of more varied and larger oppor- tunity and of milder elimate. Can- ada, gave up some of our best citi- zens, among them being James J. | Hill dnd Franklin K. Lane. Immi- | grants to Canada from Europe} have been mainly, of Anglo-Saxon » ‘blood, while those. of all nations have come to the United States. In! | view of the quality of some of these. ' 1 j jand then only by. special permis- no established barbershop in town sion of state board of examiners of barbers; or barbershop in room where pool or billards is part of business except when partitioned off. Requiring hot. water recep- tables holding at least 5 gallons water. (State affairs). H. B. 53 | (0. C. Martin, Bow- man)—Provides: where counties have bought in lands'at tax sales, owner may redeem at 6 percent in- every modern invention helps to| climate and to break down. igola- | —_-—_____________, ‘Senate Calendar | | qualifications of* electors terest rate if - redeemed before ® GOOD JoB— ONLY | BISMARCK AND THE FUTURE By Ruby Grady In about ten y marck ought to be ter city in every city should be. I look forward to a from now Bis- bigger and bet- y as a capital new capitol to take place of the colored structure we now have, also a bigger and better court hous with a high towerclock facing four directions, It is to%ye at the same spot where the preset court house stands as it is an ideal place for a court house. \ We need a young men’s Christian association and young woman's, Chris tian iation buildings badly enough, and I hope that we will h them before very long. Let the fir: swept ruins on the corner of Main nd Third streets be tHe place for the A. and the place where, the Northwest Hotel was, for the Y. W. (a The southwest co rner of the Main Inn nn nn! Dec, J. 1923. (Tax and Tax \Laws.) H,’B. 54—(0. C. Martin, Bow- man)—Reducing maximum rate of interest ‘tax sale ‘ax Laws.) f Bills Passed i 27—( McCay )—Removing provision from county seat re- moval law which gave same pro- tection against repeated elections on removal to county seats on na- vigable rivers as to towns on raik roads. App! particularly to Ft. Yates, Sioux county, on h i river but not on railrcad. 89 to 6. 5 S. B. 6 (Stevens)—Removes re- quirement ballots of men and wo- men be deposited in separate boxes. Passed, 95 to Q. e S._B. 7—(Stevens)—Brings law in line with woman suffrage amend- ment. Passed 98 to 0. 8. B. 8—(Stevens)—Removes requirement county commissioners furnish separate ballot boxes for| men and women ballots. 92 to 00. Bills Killed H.°B. 15 (Paul Johnson)—Pro- viding party appealing from judg- Passed NOU WAS!!— WELL, LISSEN HERE. ven MAN- eal OU DARE COME ACK UNTIL YO) Ny i rey Ng SOR Ny Ha SOLD ALL KIDDING ASIDE }To0!!!! ficates 12) ;| after threshing to 15 days. and Third streets is an ideal place for 2 big Provident Life Insurance | | Company building. | | Let us have big fair grounds and | | buildings in the southwestern out | | srirts of this city, further south of There should be a factory or two, | say a biscuit factory to improve the working facilities of this city. In a few years the pavements w: no doubt be extended in every di tion and the street car will be run- ning between Bismarck and Mandan and points beyond, Why not have a band stand where concerts might be given in summer evenings and also a conservatory filled with such plants and flowe that would give people something to ; remember when they come to visit out city and in the meantime let Bur slogan be “A Better and Brighter Bismarck than has been” and may | we all live to see it, | : | ment may unite in same appealable order made before or after judg- ;ment and;.same may not be dis- issed_as double appeal. Indefi- | y Postponed. ' Bills Recommended To Pass | H. B. 38 (Twichell)—Prescrib- | ing ‘rules of evidence in suit on! grain appropriated after being j put in_storage. H. B. 37 (Carr)—Amended to reduce time in which threshers’ liens may be filed from 30 days | Bill provided 10 days. | H. B. 46 (Flom)—Amended to} reduce mileage county superinten- dents from 15 to 10 cents mile | within county and from 10 to 5. cents outside county. —_—________#m_é§o.oi. | 5 | | - A’ THOUGHT ||| (See ene rs nie i Perfect love casteth out fear—I| Join 4:18, i The first duty of every man in the world is that of subduing fear; he must get rid of fear; he cannot act at all until then; his acts are slavish; not true—Thomas Carlyle. | | EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO | ee ee Sl ee | (NO, THANKS, NoT FOR US, MR. TRLE, )\ | ({ NEVER ATTEND. Politiege MEETINGS, ONS (S THROWN INTO (MANY VERY Common PEOPLE. . WOVLD SAY IN PASSING, CONTACT WITH So | AND, & THAN "Ughes--- N __|if yt SJ we i | | | | * the winter season, an analysis of | Northern Vermont having the most ) ern states, but in summer the differ- | Where they average only two to five | teau districts of the West. In North | occur gouth of the District of Colum. |help,” said Nick, “but didn’t you sav | everybody,” DEVILS LAKE COLDEST PLACE’ ON MAP SAY STATISTICS OF FEDERAL WEATHER BUREAU Washington, Jan. 17.—Devils Lake, North Dakota, with an average of nearly one-fifth of the days of the year when temperatures are as low as zero, or lower, and more than one-half of the days of the, year when it is freezing, or lower, holds the record as the country’s oldest place. Temperature conditions vary greatly in the United States during records of the Weather Bureau show. Long and severe winters in the nor- thern states, with North Dakota, Minnesota, Northern Michigan and severe weather, contrast sharply with the mild winters of the south- ence is not nearly so great. Freezing temperatures have been recorded ut all mainland stations of the Weather Bureau in winters past, but they have been of infrequent oc- currence along the Pacific const and in the immediate Gulf coast sections days during the winter compared with zn average of one day along the California coast. | In general, freezing weather oc- | curs more than 100 days of the year north of southern Pennsylvania, the Ohio River, and ‘the southern parts of Missouri and Kansas, as well as throughout the Mountain and Pla- Dakota, Eastern Montana, and Wyo- ming freezing temperatures may be expected on more than half the days of the year, the annual record of Apllowatone Park averaging 211 days. | This is in marked contrast with two days at Tampa, Fla., and four days at Galveston, Tex. As a rule zero weather does not) bia, the western portion of Virginia, | the extreme northern parts of Ten- nessee and Arkansas, and central Oklahoma, although during the cold wave of 1899 the zero line was car- ried to the east Gulf coast. In the average winter the temper- ature falls to zero on 5 days as far | North Platte . south as southern Pennsylvania, cen- tral Indiana, Mlinois, and Missouri, and southeastern Kansas. In the cen- tral-northern districts between the western upper lake region and the Rocky Mountains, it occurs with much greater frequency, the average ranging from 40 to G0 days, or more. The influence of Lake Michigan in modifying severe temperatures 1s evident from the fact that Grand Haven, on the eastern side of the lake, shows only three days with zero témperature,, while Milwaukee, on the opposite side of the lake and at about the same latitude, has op an average 14 days. Extremely low tem- peratures are comparatively less frequent than moderately cold wea- ther in the Rocky Mountains aren. when compared with the central-no: thern states. This is shown by Den- ver’s average with 145 days of freez- ing weather and only 9 days with zero temperatures, while Bismarck, North Dakota, averages 182 days with freezing and 53 days with zero. The average number of days in the year when the lowest temperature was freezing or lower and when it was zero or lowe by cities, follo Districts & 32 Deg. or Zero Stations Lower Lower Days Days Missouri Valley Springfield, Mo. .... Columbia, Mo. . Kansas City St. Joseph Topeka . Iola Wichita Dodge City . Concordia Lincoln Omaha Sioux City . Valentine Rapid City . Pierre Huron ft Devils’ Lake Bismarek Williston, ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS - By Olive Barton Roberts The postoffice was in an old hick- ory tree. There were places; to drop in letters and packages on one side,|* and one the other side were little square boxes marked with people's names. | If Mrs Rabbit dropped a post card to Mr. Cottontail to meet him by the garden, why then Mr. Stamps, the fairy postmaster, put the card in the box with Mr. Cottontail’s name on it. That is, if he didn’t make a mistake and put it in Mr. Fox’s box. Nancy and Nick came to/the hick- ory tree postoffice to assist Mr. Stamps with his ail, because he had so much trouble with it and needed help, “Now, then!” said fussy little Mr. Stamps. “Oh, I know. Look over this pile of old letters. They are ones that haven't been called for, or the ones whode addresses I cannot read, and see if you can do anything with them, Did you get the magic glasses?” “Yes.” answered ‘Nancy, fishing in her pocket, “The Green Wizard was extra kind and gave us each a pair.” She hooked hers behind her ears and Niek hooked his on behind his ears, and then they started to work. “Sav!” called Mr. Stamps, “if you find any letters you can make out, spos’n ‘you deliver them for me, wili you? My letter man, Mr. Long Stride, has the vheumatism and won't be back for weeks 'n’ weeks.” “Oh, yes, we'll do all we can to that everybody came here for their mail?” Mr. Stamps wagged his head. “Not said he, “The fores and meadow people do mostly, but how could all ‘the fish people ever manage on dry land? Besides there are the fairies, Mr. ‘Sprinkle-Blow, up in Bluster Gust. Land, couldn't come nossibly, as he ix'too busy. So is Can’n Pennywinkle, under the sea, We have to send their mail to them.” (To Be Continued.) (Conyright, 1923, NEA Service.) if end | AT THE MOVIES | —_——___—_______, CAPITOL. A greater story than nine-tenths of novels or nlavs can tell, more sets than “Foolish Wives,” more gripping “mance then a “best seller,” and higher artistic standards than the aevrage million dollar spectacle are Hrowised the pubije in “Under Two Flags,” the Universal-Jewel photo- drama starring Priscilla Dean at the Capitol theater on Monday, The epic from Ouidals ‘pen is immortal, and the story is essentially simple in its great dramatic piich, but Universal spared nothing in the filming. Miss Dean was directed by’ Tod‘ Browning,/| her director in “Qutside? the: Law,” and sunported by such famous artists 4s Jemes Kirkwood, a star in’ his own right; John Davidson, Stuart Holmes, -Ethel Grey. Terry, W. H. Bainbridge ‘and others. ‘ KIDNEY TROUBLE’ to » CAUSES LAMENESS “A lameness. followed ‘twé for some time, and I felt that’ it is caused from kidney trouble, One bottle of Foley Kidney Pills: had the desired effect,” writes H. B. Arbuckle, South; Barre, Vermont. Backache, rheuma- tism, dull headache, ‘too frequent or burning urifation:ate'symptoms of Kidney and Bladder ‘Trouble. Disor- dered kidnéys require prompt treat- ment, Neglect! causes serious com- plications. ‘Foley Kidney Pills give quick: relief. ‘ Spe Newspapers have their bad. sides. Many’ a man hides behind one on a street car to keep from giving his | eat to a lady, If better times don't year let's sue them for breach of promise come this The trouble th a man who knows everything is he only thinks he does. Nothing makes a hen madder than seeing an ostrich egg. When you sce a man chewing to- bacco he is either single or has been married a long time. The trouble with this country is nine pair of pants out of ten wear out in the seat first. Only a few bathing gi zine covers. more months until s will be back on maga- It is easy to figure what you should have said after it is too late to say it. Taxes have-been eut in Ohio. This is contrary to the definition of taxes, which is “Things that go up.” The greater building activity is a sure way of building greater activ- ity. Some, towns are so lucky. In Nashville, Tenn., an amateur music teacher,moved away. If all the books sold were reu there would be twice as many books read as are read, Five vaydayS hath September, April, July and December. Henry Ford says work alone will cure the world’s ills, but others think the situation is not quite so serious. The greatest difference between a success end a failure is the success knew what kind of hubits to piek out. : Beautiv secret. Biting the finger nails ‘eaves a bad impression on your fingers and on your friends. —— There are no farmers around a country club and no cattle at a stock exchange. : ae When a girl straightens a bache- lor’s tie it makes him feel as if his married friends may have had a little sense. If you ere worried, juct think o the money you save this season by strawberries| being out of season. Health hint: Never jump off a tall building without a parachute, or drive a car without a 1923license. The man who wears neisy clothes usually looks just like the man who would wear noisy clothes. It would help this country some if as many checker yames are sold in 1923 as dice were sold,in 1922. Do vour income ,tax worrying early and:avoid the rush, x ' o {