The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, January 10, 1923, Page 2

é Fe TT TTI THUR HUL PAGE TWO | PEN PICTURES OF MEN WHO ARE PROMINENT AT CAPITOL BY HARRY HUNT. NEA Staff Correspondent. Washington, Jan. 9—Thrills are w in the lives of case-hardened :ditie¢ians, Take, /for instance, ederick H, Gillette, speaker of the use, lillette has to go back 58 year: the time when he was 18—to find big thrill of his existence, It e when as shortstop on the bas team of the Woronoco (Mass.) dmy, he made the play that won game from the hated Springfield Is, © such thrills, he s iding over the pl xecuted by “the ¢ body in the world in ys, come of politi test legi 1 i half-dozen lf garbed. senators, is the worst Brookhart} newly: elected is upsetting a lot of political tradition, not the leasy of which is the necessity in polities! of 2 firm, hearty handshake Knowing Brook middle west where a good most universal, one approa almost with trepidation, His mi ‘ly broad shoulders, his rugged physique, his large, strong hands prepare you to withstand the pressure of a vise, once he gets your mit in his, You thrust our your hand, deter- mined to get it over as quickly as from pis al- es him THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE work, is for the benefit of my fellow passengers along the stream of life. The most noted of contemporaneous. scientists have been kind enough ‘to that, if nothing more. more than a half century of thought and toil were born in my mind und developed with the labor of my own hapds. Scouts who are shown here enjoying the holidays at Camp Andre, the Gitl Scouts’ winter resort at Briarcliffe possible. fo see Gillette today you would] Then, you find yourself think that even as a boy he} holding Brookharts hand. It lies d stoop so low as to catch a in your grasp for you to do| cutter you please—inert,- relaxed, le stands with a ramrod-like 7 } tness. Dignity enshrouds him ny man with a handshakey an icy mantle. like Brookharts ever got elected to re smiles, yes, but it is a cool,| high office is beyond experts on po- Cota has no terror for theso Girl mile. litical hokum, Can it be that the x neatly trimmed beard his}day of the political nandshaker is] M880 Ne Ye c-piper waistcoast, his form-fit-| passing? ‘ sdtave y coat, his pee ly 7 § att Morals and Cake ed trousers all fit in with the} A diplomatic mystery, more in | ,.“The question of morals is more ity of his high office, which he] triguing than whether the United] @ifficult, ’ iculously maintains, photographers, eager for gopd copy] “A man’s idea of monrlity is a de- CS aa for the Sunday pictures, society sup-|Vice whereby he may have his cake eter Goelet Gerry, the dashing}plements and rotogravures, and eat somebody . ng millionaire from Rhode Island! States is doing anything to get “This sounds as if it ought to be >» has represer the allest | rope her feet, is the mposible, but it isn't. While you’re © in the United States for the ship at all times thrown jexljng the other fellow’s, he prob- six ye has acquired a new the children of the Britisn|#bly is nibbling at your ‘ : ador, Sir Auckland Gedde “So a man never knows where he jerry is now called the “Beau one thing, the children are |i immel of the bridle paths,” in] never photographed. Washington] “A woman does, Even yute to the ction of his] sought in vain to obtain “sittings.” |Tuined, she has the ment ey get-up when he goes for a] Always there ure polite but firm|tion of knowing it. She Mee ANPAUBH Rock sCreck Park! Nol retusuls. ‘Well, what’s that? and remain calm. ertisement for a fashionable sad-| | And always when tho children} “But how does a man know whether ry house ever was more complete] leave the shelter of the embassy res-|i8 ‘honor’ is safe or not when he's presenting the proper habiliments the horseman. contrast, Senator Borah, known The Man on Horseback” of the nate, who probably rides more in + course of a year than any other idence it attache of adult ateepdant. Threats of kidnapping tions suggested, good as any. CeeamnsT SOY BY RIAN HALE Does the woman pay? “Every human being pays,” says Burton Rascoe, literary critic, col- umnist and author, “and pays and aya inally everyone declares bank- ruptey and the undertaker is called in.as receiver. “The new-born infant's anguished yell marks indignation on his first Glance at the long account im- mediately presented. “However, men usually pay in jump sums—roughly, equal to their respective weekly stipend. “Women pay in small. change. Eight to Eighteen DOES THE WOMAN PAY? “We All Pay—Go Bankrupt, Too” by the hour and minute. “A day to a man is eight hours to a woman eighteen, “Man in the same “Financifilly may not seem to pay men. That's because got it to hand over, out on them. “Necessary usually are speaking, they indispensable poorly They'll ‘ get must. done ' anyhow. “A man works by the day; woxgan, lier. by much in the company of some} aad in the lump. Trish sympathizers is one of the explana- And that scems as women It’s been held services renumerated. They have to be performed so the don’t have to be liberally rewarde They “It’s all a question of bookkeeping. The’ books are cooked by the ¢ h- put it in his wife’s name? “His condition’s pitiable. All he can do is to write letters to the papers about the way girls are bob- bing their hair and wearing goloshes one reason why- women ed to exchange strange, | sudden glances over a man’s head, “On the whole, the man gets the worst of it. But as long as he doesn’t realize it, perhaps hes’ the better off. “Here, again, the paying becomes -|a matter of bookkeeping, and there’s the no impartial appraiser to fix n reckon his achievements |Valuatibn of the intagible assets.” KILLDEER BIG SHIPPING POINT; Killdeer, N, D., Janfl 9fl—In twen- | ty-five working days during Decem- ber, the elevators loaded out 103 cars or approximately 160,000 bushels | of grain, This put all five houses in excellent shape to handle the other {yet it is estimated will load from this station. 187 cars have since August Ist and figuring sixty per cent of the grain still in 300 cars that loaded, nd bite their lips to subdue a smile.'| the country Killdeer elevators should Tord between 450 and 500 cars. | BURBANK ANSWERS CRY OF “FAKER!” t aaa ‘ } Luther Burbank, the plant wiz- ard, irked by recent onslaughts by Ohio State university professors, re- plies to his ‘erities in the following cement written especially for NEA Service and the Tribune, Burbank directs his reply to W. M. Barrows, sistant professor of zoology at O. U,, who charged Burbank as a ientist is a faker. 8. By Luther Burbank Well, thank you professor, I have never claimed anything for myself, jsave the right to make the best use of head heart and hands, anything save the right to create from na- ture’s crucible those things most ne- cessary to the lives of men. Yet many things have been claimed for me, most of them untrue, some of |them quite ridiculous; especially this fone, that I pilfer from others (by leged orthodox scientist.) This is not the first time my t work has been impeached. I have heard such things before, mostly |long ago, but have given no answer. My products have been fully able to an do that. The flea bites because it is in this manner that the flea must sustain its life, and I am not resentful; ‘some of them are hard pressed. My life mission has been to cre- ate, to produce, to improve, and to do what I can for the world while living. I do not propose to tangle my feet in psuedo-scientific discussion and quarrel. There are many who are resentful hat I do not stop on my course and a iki ii teach the science of my work in de- tail to others, That problem confronted me. many years ago, and several of the great universities offered’ most tempting salaries for such service. I decided I was a naturalist and horticulturist; not @ university teacher; that I if stopped to explain, as a professor, I would probably be less ugeful than in my own chosen field £ ettort and that I could be of greater benefit in continuing my own special work. What I have striven to do I may by my books and scientific say, credit me. with having done even The things I have created through I have never imported a discovery from anyone else, as has been charged, and claimed it as my own. I do not need to as they can now be produced. on my grounds as fast as the whole world trade can absorb and distribute ther , The whole matter is for a laugh; let the ball keep rolling. LUTHER BURBANK. THE ATTACK My quarrel with Luther Burbank is not as a horticulturist; but as a self-styled scientist, he is a complete faker. No man of scientific integrity would permit himself to be sensation- alized in the columns of the Sunday supplement as Burbank has done. He conducts all his wé¥k in secret and refuses to be investigated by learned societies and organizations, which is contrary to all science. laws of The Carnagie Foundation ted’ $10,000 for a complete igation of his wogk and sent a representative to California but af- ter a few months he declared the in- vestigation was a waste of money, for Burbank kept no records of his researches and experiments and had nothing to teach science about the Jaws of plant growth.—Professor W. M. Barrows, Ohio State university. “Cascarets” 10¢ Best Bowel Laxative When Bilious, Constipated To clean out your bowels without cramping or overacting, take Casca- rets. Sick headache, biliousness, gas- es, indigestion, sour, upset stomach, and all such distress gone by morn- ing. Nicest physic on earth for grown-ups and children. 10c a box. Taste ‘like candy.—Adv. will see a pair of sc’ssors does the work five times more cleverly. with fingers? I suppose it would be more versatile to do it with th: cob? One eats it in the bath tub if one wants to do it r’ght. B and stays an hour more had really ought to stay (he’s not been there before), should she sug- gest that he depart? Now, she’s no need to fret for e’er tHat hour's ceased to strike, pa will have struck you bet, formal dinner ne'er ‘should be. really isn’t quite “vis-a-v's.” put one’s: guests at repgftee and jokes, and have one's ma‘d say prettily. ready, folky.” is still a question rife, clean it and the peas bath up to do it with a knife. “MANNERS BY THE (By Margaret Rohe) New York, Jan 9.—Should you cut lettuce with a knife? Ah, never. You And should you~ eat asparagus Pat How should one eat corn off the Now that is #@mple, quite. When young A calls on sweet Miss ore than he chimes a It nor yet should ‘midst To be announced with “retrousee” But one ease “The eats are To eat peas with a fork or spoon ’Twould It really is an awful thing if these facts you don’t know. Without ‘em in society you never far will go. How fortunate it is that now within \the reach of all there are new | books on. ettiquette that tell you at a ball, at dinner, business, theater, or even at a church, how to comport yourself with ease so never more to smirch your “savoir faire” and “comme la faut” among the gay “beau monde.” They tell you how to small talk you may wittly re- spond. How to outshime Lord Chesterfield or Lady Vere de Vere and be all et'quetted up untl you have no peer, “Book gf Good Manners” is the name of one of these tomes rare and when you've read it all right through, I really do declare, a social = Se GREAT REDUCTION IN ORCHESTRA DANCE _MUSIC. pas a The McKenzie Orchestra announces a one-half rate for their 5 piece orchestra, $5.00 per hour. When play- ing out of. town hotel and traveling expenses extra. Write, Wire or Phone for |! service. LATEST SOCIAL WORRY WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 10, 1928 BOOK” error you can tell at just the merest glance and know with just what din- ner tools you ought to take a ence: “How many social blundefs can you in this pictur# find?” is now the favorite indoor sport of every master mind, E’en prohibition agents at your table, e’er they pass, politely wipe their lips before they taste What's in your glass, and judgng from the little-finger etiquette one sees on ev'ty side and ev’ry hand one “Sheylockholmes” with ease that ev'ry Christmas stocking in our dry and arid land a volume of “Good Manners” held, in half Morocco grand, and most new leaves turned over, well, for nitieteen’ twenty-three were in the “Book of Manners” itis very plan to see. And “every gay, 'n every way, throughout our happy land, we're getting citquetter ’n’ eitquetter.” Ain’t it grand? 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