The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, December 11, 1922, Page 4

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SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per year..... are | EDITORIAL REVIEW | | i | || Comments reproduced in this column may or may not express the opinion of The Tribune. ‘hey are presented here ir order that | our readers may have both sides of important iseves which are { being discussed In the press of | the day, \ Hl NoT A LEADER FOR US rhe News is rather glad to ob- i serve that none of the South Dako- | tans in congress are listed as mem- | “hers of the newest bloc, that which jLa Follette is leading. and which ‘he has called the. “progressive’ bloc. | The fails ini | his g ‘ed in the minds of many South Da- kotan Today he seems ‘to have deteriorated into’, a destructive rather than a. constructive leader jand his course in the senate too {often seems to. have been to.hinder rather than to: help. Once the } ‘choice of this state: in a. primary ‘tor presidentail nominee, La Fol- leadership of La Follette to inspire the confidence of re belief upon which hopes of atness were one time found- | EVERETT TRUE SAY, MY FRLGND, WHEN OECIDIN]G on WHICH LOAF OF BREAD YoU WANT, DON'T MERELY FINGER Them ! You SHOVLD ALSO VERY CAREFULLY /,of the property of one of its mur-. got j obscurity. But if you reflect upon|dental signs. They cannot be mis- }them, monsteur, you will observe | taken.” that they are sound and convineing.”; Monsieur Jonquelle arose. : There wasa moment's silence. The! “Let me clear this mystery,” he Oriental did not speak, and the Pre-/ said.’ “Dernburg Pasa was one of i fect of Rolice con\:mued: the most accomplished counterfeit “Now, monsieur, we approach the! crs in the world.” second hypothesis: did you murder He opened his hand, Dernburg Pasha? “This device, which lpoks like an “Here, monsieur, one finds him er box, is a mold made of self confronted with certain difficul- | plaster for the purpose of counter- tiesg You took charge of this house! feiting one of the largest gold coins the moment it was ascertained that! of the French currency. : Dernburg the man was dead. ‘came here, togthis house, car- THe envoy interrupted: ried forward his undertaking until “[did, monsieur. As a represen-' he had stored the squares under this tative of the Turkish Government, iv’ drawing-room with false coins. Then was'my duty to take charge at once when he had tinished--whem he had the coins molded, gold-plated znd hidden, ready for the business x0 their distribution, I called on him “That™is true, monsieur,” contin- | last night! It was my voice that ‘used’ the, Perfect of Police. “You 'was heard outside, I showed him eame as you had the right to do,{that he was at the end of his tether ,and you took over this house as it —that the house was guarded; and I jwas your duty to do. And from this | came y leaving open to him the | bace ‘we »ffay go forward with thé: on ape he had. He effected that dered citizens. 1 came at once and tock charge of it.” co | hypothesis\in its first inquiry escape with a razor drawn across ! namely, didiL create these false evi- his’ throat.” : i dencés’ on. the floor of this drawing, Monsieur Jonquelle paused, his firm, even and unhuried. | oom, jor’ did/you, or did the agency | v ; ‘ou appeared, wonsieur, a little ‘not living:uhdertake it?” | 7.20 !tete’s record in the way and since . 5.00 {that time has driven from him 6.01 jmuch favor in, this state. Today ~__ jhe is not to he regarded: as lstandard bearer for the republ jcans of his: state, even the most Daily by mail, per year (in Bismayck)..........++- ‘Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck) . Daily by’mail, outside of North Dakota...;:..2.....5. : THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER Ses INVESTIGATE THEM BY SMELCCING ' "Now, mo , let us consider these suggestions in a reverse order. 'Tf Dermburg Pasha was struck down iby a hand not moving alive in the world after he died on the floor of the library yonder, then such a hard ‘Ieter. and seeing an: opportun obtain an indemnity from F | for a murdered subject of your coun- try, put the razor into your pocke and clumsily daubed the waite squares of this drawing-room floor! “~* MONDAY, DECEMBER 11, 1922’. ~ A jl | It is too late to shop early. Bee WW ye? The honeymoon was over wher the ex-kaiser’s ‘bride fired hid ser-— , Vants. A Entirely too many little blue boys are blowing their-horns, ‘It is found most college class lare led by girls. So are the stu- dents. Pen When the worm \turns it doesn’. always: turn into a) butterfly. An Irish lecturer vsun of Europe, It i Alcohol was distilled first in Arabia, so maybe that is why those Arabian nights were so wonderful We cant decide if fat rich or if rich men ‘get fat. y Erin is the pretty warm. men get ‘ . ‘A secret is what you tell someone (Established 1878) Satie \A RISING INDUSTRY : The sale of approximately: -$6,000,000 worth of dairy puducts of North Dakota farms and creameries in one year is an impressive. figure. i More impressive is the continued increase in the ‘sales- value shown in the last several years. There are individual debates as to’whether or not the-business pays the producer. But ‘production in no line of business increases year after Yeh ubless there’ is money in it. ‘ The by-products of the farm often are greater than the main product. Profits from cows,and poultry have put the earning power of many a farmer’s wife above that which he considers his end of the business. An example. Recently a state’ representative was consulting bankers in a western North Dakota village. The visitor was informed that the sales of turkeys in that section ‘would reach $40,000 this year, more than the wheat sales. __.The importance of dairying and poultry cannot be Stressed too greatly. Nox can one too strongly impress fipon the prospective immigrant: the opportunity offered in North Dakota for their development. ; AN IMPORTANT PROBLE : = Every farmer is directly affected by railroad rates and therefore has a direct interest in the railroad problem. He suffering now from high freight rates, and the rate’ ques- tion is far from settled. ae \ {North Dakotans, on the eve of an. extended good roads | program, may well afford to consider the relation of the duilding of a vast highway system adapted to modern trans- ‘ardent of the one-time progres jsives, and senators and congress- | {men in the South Dakota delega- tion reflect the sentiment of their ‘home cts in refusing to ‘be- |come part and parcel of the La |Follette bloc.—-Aberdeen News, THE JOB AHEAD The one great cry in this state is a demand — fo government economy. The Nestos regime seems to be making a good effort ‘in this direction but there are many things that could still be {done that would lessen the state tax burden materially and not de- tract from the efficiency of the {government. One of these things isthe reduction in the number of state employees who are at pres- jent employed in more or less use- less positions., As an example we |might draw attention to the fol- lowing: We are reliably: informed \that there aré at present two men jin the city who ‘are taking an in- | ventory of state property at the \State Teachers College. It seems |that the du of these two men jare to measure and count the {desks in the school, take an in- ventory of the equipment in each room and, in fact, inventory all state property in the school, Why is it necessary to have two{ men lemployed a good salaries, plus ex- penses, todo this work? If an in- ventory of state property is ne- cessary, and it undoubtedly is, why could it not be done with the help | i | i M-Jonquelle by. Metviiie Davisson Posti ©_ 1999 _NEA Service,. inc THE TRIANGULAR HYPOTHESIS thdt © there 3 these théories in their order. Did I murdér Dernburg Pasha? It is an interesting hypothe ind T shoula “Let us assume three ways in which + DERNB might have been kill- ed,” said ‘ are be glad to consider it at some length. } could nto ‘hyve gone forward with with the evidential signs, of “an, as-| ‘the ‘matipfagture o fthese- false evi-| sassination.”- ; | denées. of :A jdsgussination, ani we Another M, Jonquelle ‘story, “The | may dismiss ify J cannot have man-' Great Cypher,” witl begin in our ufactared them, .monsieur, because | next issue, s not concéivable that one, under-;. —_ ing the a-sassination ‘vould con- | struct evidence of his crime to con- ' himself... Therefore, monsieur, | by eliinination, we seem to arrive at | ;the conclusion that it was you who, @——- manufactured them.” | ie | "The envoy’s face seemed to form :, By Olive Barton Roberts iitself into a sort of plastic mask. It was; who | 4Now,”. Jonquelle went on, “if you | wanted the next | manufactur 1 them, monsieur, it was Geen Wizard. w.th a ‘deliberate object. That ob-;~ ye climbed to the top of the pn? | ject would be to fasten the crime up-'tree where the Green Wizard had ;0n another. But one does not un ;his workshop and made his’ magic. dertake to: fasten a crime upon an- |, «why, how d’ co, Scramble,” the fother without an adequate reason in} fairyman said pleasantly. “You're ‘himself, Now, what reason, mon-/ que a styanger. I'm glad to see 'sieur, could you have had for wish-' you.” , ‘ ving to establish that I.’ who called |” «ppank you,” answered Scramble ‘upon Dernburg late last night, had|yneusily and’ looking as though accomplished his. murder and fled,|there was something on his mind. ‘carefully dropping splotches of blood |{—1 hepe you're -glad| enough to, ‘on'the white squares of the floor of /see me to be willing / to do,me a |this drawing room, and escaping | favor, sir.” ‘over a wall covered with a coating of, “Why, it just depends,” remarked ‘dust which I did not remove? What! the Green Wizard, “It just all de- jcould have beemsryour object in un-|pemd on what you want.” ‘dertaking to establish these facts, if “Well, you see it’s this way,” said ‘you were yourself guiltless of his / Scramble. Sometimes I like to go Lt FiEymee yp f . . | m: riends, loi! 5 = ; { The man's reply was quite simple! fy, like that: 'N sometimes I get {and without emotion. faut ate | “Why ‘monsieur, should I wish to 80. interested I forget what time. it ! . ‘ , ‘is.’ ’N’ then when I go home, ,Sa- pesagonnate eenburg. Pusha 7 | mantha wakes up and she is.general. Did you not ‘wish to take over|iy so mad she gives me fits for stay’ — a ee ADVENTURE OF Squirrel from Seramble favor THE TWINS | the | portation from the experience of many eastern states, M. JONQUELLE, greatest of; French But it seems to require no extended | this house?” replied the, Prefect of One may now travel. on paved highways on the old Na- tional Road from St. Louis, Mo. to-Washington, D. C. There is a motor traffic line operating-over this-road; and also-| between New York and. Boston.:;acrease in motor. freight traffice as well as passenger cars have seriously impaired yevenues of inter-city electrie lines in the middle west cen- ters. Long-distance motor ‘tourist traffice has decreased railroad passenger receipts. The long-distance motor freight | traffic threatens even more to decrease the revenues of the railroads. * % i * It is hardly conceivable that the railroads will not always | be a necessity. It is plain, hqwever, that if the develop- ment of automotive transportation continues the income of | fhe railroads will be seriously impaired. This means high, reight and passenger rates. $ It is equally certain that public demand will cause con- | tinued extension of better highways throughout the; country. . A The natural solution, therefore,; is to ¢o-ordinate them. This President Harding suggested in a messagé-to Congress. The dispatches said: “He inveighs against the system of :at Bismi | cénses, etc. of the employees of the school? The such an inventory, would ask each professor’ in the school ‘to hand in @ list of anticles in his, or her, room which the state owned. When these were handed in, and it shouldn’t take but a few minutes for each person to make out. the list, they could. be assembled and forwarded to the proper officials ‘k. In that way two ex tra salaries and the expenses of two men could be saved. Yester- day there was a man in the city checking up the poolrooms, in- specting the premises and jotting down the numbers of tobacco li- Is there any good rea- son why this work could not be done just as efficiently and a great deal more conomically by the lo- cal officials, either the police. de- partment or the sheriff's office? Is it economy for the state to have salaried men doing this work when paralleling the railroads with ttuck roads, thus drawing freight from the steam lines instead of making the motgr fruck feeder to them.” i | = Two separate transportation ‘systems where one can do | the work ‘is bound to be costly. ‘Coordination may avoid’! this. excessive 0 and’ retain the behefit of added facilities. i i : : ' FATE / | General’ Bluchier, famous police dog, served through some | 6f the worst campaigns of the war. Originally he was with i the German army, but deserted and went over to the Amer- igan forces, attaching himself to Captain Henry G. Mont- gomery.. gs ? This, ore unlér heavy fire hundreds of times, lived | through thesvar.* bi ‘ ' 3 Now he is dead. The cause is blood-poisoning, due to a. splinter from a stick which he retrieved in play. 1 1 He was a yictim of uncertainty, sometimes called “fate,” | the element that makes life interesting. Man loves the un-' éxpected, which is probably why the future is veiled from us, | ; 1 : . i REJECT CAPITAL ‘TAX fi Swiss voters rejected a proposal to levy a capital tax. | They decided on a referendum by a majority of seven to , one not to confiscate wealth of individuals. ‘The proposal , reached the voters as a result of, depresséd .. conditions | eed brought about by lessened tourist travel. The time was ripe | for planting. of false economic doctrines. But. the voters came to the conclusion that you cannot keep: your! cake and eat it too, and that they would not encourage ‘continued hard times by destroying one of the means of production. “All surplus wealth is in reality community wealth.” Thiiz:is a scientific economical principle. Prudent and faith. fy Teinvestment of it has a direct and beneficial economic’ eff@ct upon all. : LAWYERS Per For five years no one in Bolshevik Russia was allowed to practice law, the Reds having decided that lawyers were at the root of most governmental ills. § Now the soviet announces the return of lawyers and licenses 350 of them. ? Back of this you see the shrewdness of Lenin and Trotzky, willing to compromise and adapt themselves and their views t® conditions. That elasticity explains why they still are at the helm in Russia. To succeed and hold gains, learn to com- promise. voues ROSY : Business so far this year has been 12 per cent better than a year ago, judging by freight traffic. From the first of the year to Nov. 1 the railroads moved about 33,000,000 cars of revenue-producing freight, or 12 per cent above the first 10, months of 1921. * The figure doesn’t seem big. But, according to many e@onomists, the difference between boom times and hard times i§ only a matter of 17 per cent in the volume of business. = Now, all together to make up the other 5 per cent! . | which jit could be done as well by local men? Two or three months ago there was a man in the city who presented credentials showing him to be the traveling auditor for the workmen’s compensation bureau. His work seemed to be covered by | the dating and signing of a form he’ carried. His efforts would not result in one penny of added revenue to the state but his | salary and expense accounts adds just that much to the tax burden of the state. We know that many of these positions were created by the former administration merely for the purpose of providing «jobs for minor political henchmen but there seems to ‘be no good reason why the positions should be kept filled when the results obtained are so out of proportion with the expense involved. . If the Nestos administration has'a sincere desire to reduce taxe$ as much as possi- ble those purely political jobs will be abolished." If the law compels the hiring of these useless em- ployees the coming session cf the legislature should take steps to re- peal those laws. The expense in- volved in keeping men in these po- {sitions is small but, the total of our tax burden jg made up of these small items and the quicker these small expense items are done away with the quicker we will get back rmal in our tax levies —Val- | Times-Record. o | A THOUGHT factee ce NE SURES . a | Then were the disciples glid. when they saw the Lord-=John 2:29, Chn you then declare to us wht manner vou have taken thought for your soul? For it is not likely that] a wise man like yourself, and one of repute in the state, would *o look the best thing you. pos ess. Epictetus. Rome—-Lucian {Muratore, was 0- erated on a second time for append: | citis. | _ farmers. If this mill makes enough to, pay the interest {$2,500,000 bonds issued to build it, and to eventually retire them, the taxpayers will be lucky. If a portion of the plant ‘could be run as an experimental mill, to test the flour mak- ing qualities of various sorts and conditions of wheat on a ‘commercial basis, much good might result, but it is our understanding that it is not the intention to do this., The only justification we have ever seen.for state or government operation is in the case of natural monopolies, but flour milling does not, by any stretch-of imagination, call into this classification. 3 Y.—Clement Lindtey: and traveles, Auckland, } Wragge, astronomer died. ae ordinary taxpayer, wanting | detectives, to the Turkish -Hrvoy who was demanding reparations for the murder in Pars of his fel! low citizen. ean Dernburg had been’ ‘found dénd “ii the Library of His house.” Hig ‘throat was slashed and a trail of blédd’on the white squares of the checkered marble floor ~apparently — indjcated | the escape of the asiassin. “might have killed him,”. said M. Jonquelle. “Yoy’ might © have killed him, He might have, beew killed by a many no longer living,’ The last theory startled the En- voy. deductions to conclude it.) We have shown that the mysterious visito. evidences which se were laid down by, design and did not, come about by accident, They were laid down by the intention of some person who wished ,to es- blish that this visitor was the assassin, But the visitor hfm- self could not have wished to establish that he. Was the assassin; consequently he could not have made these indicatory evidences, and therefore he not the assassin’ of Dernburg Pash : He paused “And now, mons? Go on With the Story. CHAPTER (III. ‘ “It is a conceivable .theory,” res marked Monsieur Jonquelle,. “that Dernburg Pasha was struck down by 1 hand that we can no longer con- sider to be living. “But if you please, we will take up us Iwas the on Dernburg must be clear a e conclusions called night, it the Thes visitor who Pagha last that I was not struck, him down. mi FARM PAPER'S VIEW OF STATE MILL The following editorial is from Farm, Stock and Home of Minne- apolis briginal organ of the Farmers, Alliance of Minnesota and one of the strongest proponents of cooperation and advanced farm or- ganization. It appeared Nov. 15. \ pace WHY STATE MILLING On the first of this month\North Dakota extended its venture into the flour milling’ business when it opened its mill at Grand Forks by starting its first unit-of a thousand barrel a day capacity. The second unit of like size will be started later, to be followed with the durum section. This may properly be considered the real start of ‘state milling, as its original venture at Drake was on a small scale and in a disadvantageously situated mill. 4 We hope this experiment will prove satisfactory to: the people of North Dakota, but frankly, we have never been able to see just what real benefit: the farmers are to derive from this mill. If it should run three hundred and fifteen days in the year at full capacity, it would use about three million bushels of bread wheat and half as much durum, net enough to be a factor in giving the farmers any more money for their wheat. As a matter of fact, if North Dakota should build enough mills to grind every bushel of. wheat mills could buy it for, as much ‘of the North Dakota flour under those conditions would have to be sold in the open market in competition with every other spring wheat mill. Neither do we see how this mill can save mjch to the flour consumers of: North Dakota, unless it cuts the price !lof its raw materials, something it.cannot do because farmers | will ship to Minneapolis or Duluth if they can get more money., :. Theoretically, there is a saving in freight on the wheat to Minneapolis and the;flour back to North Dakota points, but in actual practice we think the decreased cost of produc- tion in the mills “at Minneapolis,-with their cheaper power and larger output, will enable them to put their flour in the hands of the North Dakota retailers as cheaply as the state miJl can do it. Farmers within hauling distance will bene- | fit by ‘selling directly to the miil on sample instead of dis- | posing of their wheat on grade at a country house, but the growers so situated from a smail percentage of North Dakota who,,called on Dernburg last night; tains, was not his assassin, because the | em so to indicate! sin. that| y seem to interlock with a slight they raise, it could not pay more for wheat than ‘outside’ id | on the | Police... “And.if you took it over, you | would take it over with what it con- Lét_ me show you, monsieur, the treasure that it contains!” He stooped. over, ‘slipped: the point | ofa knife-blade under one of the ‘large white marble’ squares in the drawing room floor and lifted it up. These squares had been laid down jon wooden sills,'nailed together, ana ‘floored cover underneath, Each square had, therefore. a sort ot | wooden pocked beneath it. This wood- | pocket beneath it. This wooden poc- ‘en pocket ander: the white square that | Monsieur ‘Jénquelle removed, ‘was filled with gold-pieces. | The Oriental, bending over, made a ‘profound exclamation of surprise. He ‘remained immovable in an over- |whelming wonder. That the man was amazed at something of which, |up to that moment, he |had not had evident. Monsieur Jonquelle permitted the marble square’ to go back into its lace, and he returned to ‘his chair. ‘he Oriental sat down beyond him, speechless in his amazement. The Prefect of Police continued to speak as though the “man’s concern were jnot a thing which he had observed. “And ‘so you’ see, monsieum, we ‘have here the motive, the opportuni- ;ty, and the construction of these false evidences, to indicate that you were the assassin @f Dernburg Pasha. And again I beg you to ob- | serve how fatal it is to proceed witn indicatory evidences when one wish- es to establish a theory. It i: for- tunate, monsieur,’ that it is I who considered these evidences against you, for it is Il who know that Dern- {burg Pash was dead when yoy qr- rived in fis house.” | He paused. | “And from the wound’ in_ his \throat, 1 knew at once what hand ‘it was that inficted it—a hand not | now living!” : ““Thes hand of the dead man!” ‘echoed the Oriental. You mean the, ‘hand of a dend man?” |_ “I mean the hand of the dead! Dernburg Pasha,” replied the Pre- fect, 4 “The wound began heavily on the left side and, tailed off te the right. That’ is the slash of ' a. tuicide. Death-wounds, inflicted. by: one in- tent on taking hig own Ufe, are al- ‘ways inflicted on the left sidé, be- se they are undertaken with -the ight hand, and if they are done with a knife, they. begin with a ‘heavy incision that tails out ‘as the knife i; drawn to the right—as the strength of the person undertaking regular meeting to be held the second | ito inflict the wound fails. Suicidal wounds. when inflicted with a sharp instrument, have always these evi-' | QUIT TOBACCO ‘So Easy to Drop Cigarette, Cigar, or Chewing Habit No-To-Bac has helped thousands tu break the costly, nerve-shattered te ‘uacco habit. Whenever you have : Hlonging for a smore or chew, just | place a harmiess No-To-Bac tablet in } your mouth instead. All desire stops Shortly the habit is completely bro- ken, and you are better off mentally, | physically, ‘financially. .It’s so easy. so simnle. Get a hax_of No-To-Bac and if it doesn’t release you from all craving for tobacco in any form, veur druggist wfll .refund your jmoney without question. Adv. * the slightest conception, was clearly | ing cut so late! J was thinking, sir, that a pair of magical shoes that didn’t make any noise and wake her up, might help some.” “Oh, I see, I see,” answered the Wizard wisely, shaking his head and putting his finger-tips! together. “Will you?” asked Scramble ‘anx. iously. “PHL have to think,” answered the “You see Samantha’s always too tired after washing and ironing and cooking and sewing all day, she has to go to bed early.” “And what do you do ajl day?” “Oh, why I: have to gather nuts land acorns for winter. And you | know how it is. I always meet peo- ple and they want to Stop and chat- ter. I don't want to stop and: chat- ter. I don’t get mg else done.” “Well. I guess.’ out of magic |shoes just now,” arwered the Wiz- ard soberly, “My advise is to stay at home nights or else take your! wife along, Mr. Squirrel, I'll wish ; | MANDAN NEWS MANDAN TEAM WINS The Mandan high school won the | opening game of the season Friday jevening at the high school gymnasi- ;um when they defeated the Glen | Ulin high with a score of 89 to 4. | CHANGE BANK’S Name |The name of the Farmers Equity | State. Bank became known as ‘the | Farmers State Bank after Dec. 6 as ‘the result of a charter amendment | approved by the state banking board. | President E. A. Ripley and Cashier [AS HY Peterson took steps- several !months ago to have this eleminated ‘since it had no significanée and only | lengthened the name of the institu- | tion, ELECT. OFFICERS At the election ‘of officers ‘for the | Sons of Norway at their regular ‘meeting in Rowe hall last evening Anton Olson was elected: president: , Ed. Edmundson, vice president; Lou- ‘is Howden, secretary; Andrew Olson, | essistant secretary; T. M. Thompson, finance secretary; Thomas Thorson, | treasurer; Thorwald Anderson, chap- ‘plain; Albert Lahren, marshal, Mag- nus Gran, assistant marshal; “A. T.. Kolstead, regent: Dr. W. C. Avler, physician; John Rovig, G. Kjol, Peter; Peterson, trustees. The installation Sof officers will take place at the next [Friday in January. i | Miss Iva Morse of Elgin and Rob- | ‘ert Krutzner of Mandan, manager of. the Mandan Motor company, we married Dec. 1, at the Lutheran par- sonage at Elgin. Mrs. Krutzner is 2 former resident of Mandan, having ‘attended the lotal high school ané moved with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Ed. Morse a few weeks ago to Elgin where Mr. Morse took over the management of the Elgin hotel.. She has been teaching at Judson ‘since leaving high, school. E. B. Robinson of St. Anthony is in the Deaconess hospital as a re- sult’ of a fractured leg sustained when he was pinned under a heavy wagon loaded with corn stalks. FE. H. Tostevin has cone to: Fargo to attend a meeting of the executive committee of the North Dakota Press | Association. > not to tell because: you promised not 'to tell it yourself, | Watches are handy. Looking at ‘one may. mean yoa either have to igo or can stay a few minutes more. | Difference between a’ hen-pecked + y+ man and one who isn't is one gives cuses and the other gives reasons. Every now and then a. congre-s man remembers his’ duty to the peo- ‘ple, but the others won't listen. Over in England an‘old man mar. vied a rich: young girl, which: is a mighty hard thing for an: old. man to do. i Just when things were looking brighter’ Eddie Rickenbacker threat- ens to make airtanes for $150. Our idea of a man who doesn't know where to go is one who sits through a six-day bieycle race. Over in Paris sealskin coats are being made of rabbit skins, much to ithe disgust of the rabbits, i i i | Black shirts are the style in Rom row, but when not in Rome you don’t: have to do as the Romans do. You don’t, see. many pictures of girls going hunting because girls {don't hunt in bathing suits. ‘i | | In Wabash, Ind., things are being | closed on Sunday \the first time, so , ; {they have the Wabash Blues. | There never has been a case of an | American who. remained in; America being jailed in Russia. Minneapolis. man was awarded $1,000 for time lost getting wron, fdiryman. “I’m not sure that I can. | phone ‘numbers. , Most of: us seem Did you say you went out alone |to get them right o’nights?” pLeae os “Why, yes!” answered Scramble. There is nothing in a name. Tom + « et Coward is. amateur champ in squash [tennis whatever that is. | Christmas story: “Mama, I got a | book alread \ ee eae aes "NEWS BRIEFS | EWS BRIEFS | | i i-—- | London. The Duke of Abercorn has 1 ‘been appointed Governor of Northern * ‘Ireland by King George, it was an- nounced. i | Christiania —Dr. Fridtjof Nansen | was presented swith the Noble Peace |prize for his work in’ relieving the 1 starving. of Russie and Asia: Minor ' on behalf of the gue of nations. i tt —— ) - Lausanne.—Angora, not Constan- tinople, will be the seat of the Turk- lish national government, “Turkish: delegates at the Near East confer- ence said. | Blizabeth, N. | J.—Eugene street cleaner when told he had i herited approximately one _ mill dollar$ from Michael Kelley, a rela- tive in Kansas, said he would, con- tinue on the job until the money was in hand. a | Burlington, Vermont.—Mfs. Nellie F. Flynn, botanist, who added ne shecies to known Flora of Bermud ; Cuba, Florida and California, died. 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