The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, September 23, 1922, Page 4

PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, 1922 THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Eritered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D,, as Second Class Matter. GHORGH D. MANN ~~ Bditor Foreign Representative G, LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO - - ~ DETROIT Marquette Bldg., Kresye Bldg PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH NEW ‘YORK - Fifth Ave. Bldg. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS: —— The Associated Press is exclusive- ly entitled to the use or republi- cation of ali news dispatches cre- dited to it or not otherwise credit~ ed in-this paper and also the local news published here! tigation Hu are PAPER (Msiablished 1873) THE 67th CON rent on the record of the Congress, the first regular ion under the Harding admin- tion, must be deferred until the future reveals the good or bad) effec of some of its most import-' aut provisions. This is especially true of the tariff, on the effect of! chicl even experts on the subject have differed. In the passage of eCumber-Fordney bill a Re- Congress has reaffirmed iple of protection to Amer- y industries and American work- has fixed a tariff which its maintain will permit new development of our industries fee from the competition of cheap foreign labor. The tariff as passed ig not a popular measure. The at- tacks have been bitter and have mM 67th ~ the tion of war funds, and ratified’ thing that goes wrong in Europe. the xrms conference treaties pro- Before long we'll probably be viding for the scrapping of n charged with starting the war, | voaseles, It reaffirmed “Amer United States, however, will expectation that European nations would pay the war debt to- this country but made through the Al-, lied Debt Funding Commiss:on an agency for collection without hard- ship upon those nations that had been our allies in time of war. One of its last acts was an anti-coal profiteering bill with teeth in it. With the President urging and the exigencies of the government ‘demanding ja program of economy at this time the 67th Congress was confronted with the most urgent demands for exercise of govern-— mental paternalism and_financi: venty years. The several on billg passed carried 0,000.000, and were the passell under the new budget em end the reorganized co: sssional appropriation commit- ich great economies have ected. move slowly in the present crisis, LOVERS | A Penn ja lover, arrested by State Trcoper Larsen, Is fined $50 for the feat of driving his auto 50} miles an hour and kissing his girl! every time a telephone pole flashed | past. | Oid-timers who recall moonlight; slow rides and slow, ee another evidence! y” in “sparkin’.” buggy-rides, kisses, thus of “efficien of Lise | SPEED | Every dollar in the country is/ changing hands seven times a| menth. Bank clearings in August; exceeded $30,000,000,000, or more) than seven times as much as the, total amount of money in circula- | tion. | If you can hang onto a dollar} four and a half days, you are doing | better than the average. appropr’ about TYPED THE POISON CREW: Poison gases, developed during| | war, eventually will exterm-' A new typewiter is invented, ‘imate the cotton boll weevil. This! With 32 more keys than are on ma-| is predicted by Brig. Gen, Ames A,| chines now used. These keys print | Fries, chicf of the ariny’s Chemical} Such words as “the,” “was,” “are,” | Warfare Service. “and,” etc. The inventor claims | Extinction of the boll weevil! that these 22 words, on the aver-| would mean a money saving run-|@ge, make up 32 out of each 100 ning into hundreds of millions of, Words used in typewritten corres-| dollars a year. | pondence. Conversation is becom- ‘This insect’s ravages in 1921 cut! ing a lost art. Letter writing al-| the American cotton crop/ 6,277,000, "eady is. és bales of 500 pounds each, or nearly; a aa five times as much as in 1909. The boll weevil’s damage aver-| aged 109 pounds for each acre de- | voted to cotton culture. | Nearly a third of last year’s po-! tential crop was destroyed by the weevil. | EDITORIAL REVIEW || Comments reproduced in this || column may or“may not express the opinion of The Tribune. They are presented here ir order that our renders may have both sides of importarit issues which are being discussed in the press of | the day, “@ 4 & General Fries says: “That the poll weevil will be exterminated, I} m certain. The length of time it) THE TURKISH. JEANNE D’ARC! ae ONWARD INTO BATTL | OH Boy! / MARTIAL Music! ( ‘ made an impression on the public, will take for such control will de- mind. Many forget the depression pend in a large measure upon the of 1914 which followed the advent: funds available for increasing our cf 2 Democratic administration and knowledge of poisoning compounds the Underwood tariff law. They do' and applying them to the solving of | not realize that the war and abnor-|the problems of the boll weevil.” mal conditions from that time un- til the present created a more ef-| Poison gas unquestionably has a fective tariff barrier than ever had! great future as an exterminator of been erected by legislation, and insects, and animals. It is being refore cannot see reason for! used, with much success, in killing nge. In the McCumber-Fordney' rats, gophers and other rodents bill, however, a Republican which are destructive to pastures ‘ongress has accepted a provision and fields and which carry dread t has been sought by “progres-| diseases such as bubonic plague. ive protectionists” i are hak In the Philippine islands our varying forms. A flexible tariffjarmy gas experts are bcginn'ng a provided. The President is given poison gas campaign to destroy the cutive power to make adjust- locusts which cause terrific dam- ntg in the tariff in accordance age to crops. h the principle that the tariff) This is “scientific progress, born primarily shall represent the ait-log the war.’ i. forence between cost,of production, But when you take the peace time in America and in foreign coun-'use of poison gas, and compare’ it trics. President Harding has right-! with its evil. work in the war, you ly-gommended Congress for this. realize that \humanity is .getting provision, which he oeeleree one less than 10 cents in exchange for thg =most progressive steps in $10. American legislation. There is such a thing as “pro- Congress cannot look back) upon gressing” backward the soldier bonus legislation with! pride, Before Congress was_a bill| CHINESE which was either right or wrong.| You could learn to talk Chinese igient * sould ee been ar in six months, says Franklin C. H. ed: Without. delay; if wrong, it! Lees, linguist. White children should Heverbece aiposet of a born in China “pick up” Chinese quickly. et the long delay and words more easily than English the. form in which the bill finally! words. In Constantinople . college 20/ years ago Halide Hanoum was a} |shy and serious student. On grad-) ske decided to become a journalist. As a writer of storics she gained pepularity, and then passed to political writing, She also became a good speaker and was. the leader |of modern Turkish women. Dur- ing the war she spent some two | years in and around Damascus, ; At the end of the war the Turks | Were weary, as they had had 12 | years of constant fighting, cover- ing the period of both the Balkan war and the World war. They had a longing for peace, and believed in the declaration of the Allies and ident Wilson. They said to the American mission on mandates: | It America will take the mandate for Turkey, every Turk’ will throw 'away his arms and do his utmost in the work for peace.” Smyrna was quiet and easily kept in hand by 10 or a-dozen British officers, but, unhappily, the unan- {nounced arrival of the Greek fleet | broke the terms of the armistice. | The ‘news was soon carried by ref- | ugees to Brusa and Constantinople. Lots of Parks, Comfy especially the principles of Pres-| Homes,. Government By W. H. Porterfield knows, is the world’s chief flour They still call‘ Minneapolis and; manufacturer, her mills at St. An- '$t. Paul the “Twin Cities,” but that’s, thony’s Falls on the ‘banks of the |g tradition fromthe time half a cen” Mississippi having a capacity of 18,- |tury ago when they looked the part. 000,000 barrels annually. ‘Minneapolis, ‘the largest Scanuina-'| The city,stands third in the coun- van city in the world outside, Swe- try as distributor of fruit and pro- den, has long since run away in'/duce and its annual manufacturing |growth from St. Yaul, its popula-| output is well over the billion mark. | tion being 380,000, 100,000"more ‘than | The two cites wth suburbs have { its “twin sister.” *{ more than 750,000 population and be- ‘And ‘if it’s government you want,'| cause of the splendid system of aoa Minnegpolis has enough and some toj!ed highways now being exteyded to |spare;/a mayor and 26 councilmen)! all parts of the northwest, these cities are becoming the “vacation capital” of a large section of our country. 4 With its great, state university, its famous symphony — orchestra, mu-| nicipal band and art galleries, Min- neapols is rapidly also becoming a great cultural center. (Copyright, 1922, NEA Service) erected from 13 wards and drawing: $1800 the year, with boards of edu4; cation, park commissioners and, alk, aorts of other boards and commisy siohs ‘for’ pretty’ nearly’ everything you can think of. ‘The biggest thing about Minneapo- ‘lis is her magnificent park system, | beyond a doubt the most elaporate | of any city of her size in the world | —4000 acres of splendidly improv-}] @———_________---® ed. parks.) 0s 3 ak ie A THOUGHT \ Within the city limits are five 6 = large spring-fed lakes and a number of smaller ones. Along the shores of these beauti- A wholesome tongue is a tree of life; but perverseness there in is a i The national spirt was revived and| a vast mass meeting of protest was| | held in the Hippodrome at Con! ey Gi i ci | stantinople. Something like 150,-| shade and pattern, and upon the | 000 people were there, and the per-|j,kes a thousand lover-laden canoes ful lakes in summer one may sec the entire juvenile population of the batning costumes of every.| breach in the spirit—Proverbs 15:4. He falls into sin is a man;. that ! grieves at it is a saint; that boasteth of it is a dévil—Thomas Fuller. , farmers for seed grains. Was passed rise to a suspicion in the minds of the people that poll-! ration impelled the ac any Senators and Repre in Copgress, This can. be said of Senator McCumber, what was considered at an impossible thing, in. ring senatorial ap- in face of exec: ve disapproval, He continued fight fully as vigorously after! ais defeat in the June primaries | &&hefore, although he was offered) weny opportunities to gracefully! fecede from hig position. “Headed by the tariff pill, the ses-/ Sign’s more important legislation} Provided for: ‘ ss@reation of the Allied Debt Fund- ing Commission. .. Appropriation of $20,000,000 for ssian relief. Appointment of a “dirt farmer” on’ the Federal Reserve Board. Cooperative marketing by farm- ers. Regulation of grain futures, so asita meet the Supreme Court de- cision, making the original Capper- Tincher law inoperative. “Création of 25 more jgdges. Extension of the 8 per cent im-! migration quota law for two year: 7 Scrapping of naval vessels in ac cord with the arms conference treaties. Reorganization of the Patent; Office with an increase in its force. | federal] * Reorganization of the basis of; already low, would be if Russia} pay of army, navy and marine offi-l were selling heavily in the interna- cers. Decrease in personnel and ex- pénse of the army and navy. . Monthly payment of pensions, “Development of rivers and har- bor: “Appropriation of $7,500,000 to rontinue work on the Muscle Stioals, Ala. power project. . s-Appropriation $1,500,000 to loan Appropriation $500,000 for prose- Ctition of war, fnauds. Continuation of the war-times bonus pay of federal employees. The Congress was attacked as f6Actionary, yet its record does not 80. indicate. Among the measures passed were a Dill providing for! the appointment of a “dirt farmer” on the Federal Reserve Board, reg- ulation of grain futures bill, mak- ing -casier cooperative marketing by farmers. Congress also appropriated with alacrity $500,000 asked for proscu- ,foreign trade future, swinging from | The old Chinese language, with| son that they wanted particularly Heaney has feat enetectit®| to hear was Halide Hanoum. She iphabet of 29 letters. With our |Pectme the foremost person in ex- 3 pressing this Turkish spirit. The Allies began to arrest the Turkish leaders. They just missed Halide, who was conducted across the Bos- porus by-her friends and drove in a car as a peasant woman to An- gora, where since she has been the minister of education and her hus-| band the minister of public health. Under the leadership of Musta. pha Kemal the Turks have regain- ed their position at the head of the ‘Moslem world. A.year ago there was an excellent crop in, Anatolia. The bolsheviki needed it,-and sent Europe to the orient, the day may} be ahead when as many Americans| will study Chinese as now study} French and German. Education} ‘ollows trade more than trade fol-| lows the flag. WET FIGURES Wets are circulating figures showing that alcoholic deaths are} increasing. It is even claimed that, in some communities, liquor is kill-| ing more people than ‘before prohi-| bition. | H gold rubles for it. Part was given More aaa may be aye to the Turkish army, so that the abruptly. But fewer are dyin&! poorest and most ill kept soldiers slowly by chronic alcoholism. As| an instance, the gentleman with hardened arteries or puffs under his eyes is not seen as often as in} the old days. The death score re-| mains in favor of prohibition. in the world were the only ones be- ing paid in gold. The intense interest in the strug- gle started so much of a Moslem wave in Africa, and the ‘French tone, that the government was ob- es /, liged to take notice and made a In the British grain market, ex-) nasty settlement with the Angora perts estimate that this year’s har-/ government. ll of the Moselm vest of the six cereal crops of RUS-| country in thy tation part of Africa sia and Ukraine will total about; yas aflame, and the leader of the 39,000,000 tons, against 27,000,000 | preat Senussi territory was a ref- t year and 66,000,000 in 1916.! teee and working with the Angora hat should be enough to keep Rus-| government. So the Italians also ia alive, on a restricted diet, : gt fi | were forced to make terms, But there is no excess for export. an Which will please Amer ; one backer left of the Greeks is the ‘an farm- rr ers who know what grain prices, | pee sovernment:- New - York GRAIN | BRIDGE DEDICATION | Quite. a number of: Emmons | county people have been in Bis- tional market. EINSTEIN ‘'Here’s an idea for most any city. ‘Moslem leaders took so strong a; jand tiny sailboats, while one citizen told me of coming home after the day’s work, changing clothes and go-ng out and catchng a four-pound plack bass in 25 minutes! And he had the fish to'prove his story! City Has Cafetera Free band concerts at Lake Harrict every evening all‘ summer follow cafteria dinners at the city’s! own cafeteria, where frequently 1200 } “persons are served at nominal prices, land the cafeter:a pays a profit, too. SS ee | '| TODAY’S WORD | —_—_—_———_—_—_-—_-6 Today’s word is—SACROSANCT. It’s pronounced—sak-ro-sankt, with accent on the first syllable. It means—sacred, inviolable. It comes from—Latin “sacrosanct- us,” which, in turn, is from “gacer,” sacred, i It's used like this—“The French say that when they considered their' interests in danger from post-war developments, the English pooh- | EVERETT TRUE Minneapolis is spending now $1,- 7000,000 on two more lake parks in the city, parks for the factory peo- ple—and that brings me to the hous- ing problem. Nowhere else outside Southern California have I seen such comfor- table homes for the people of moder- ate incomes as have been built here -—miles of them, of distinctive archi-/ tecture, and with most attractive | surroundings. An able city planning commission | Tee — AND CHRIS CAME CVER IN THE AFLGRNOON 7) MAYBG THINGS was se BY THE WAY, I DIDN'T! Einstein’s brain gets into deeper water. He turns from his relativ- jity theory and begins studying [electrons and the quanta theory. jticles of matter instead of waves or vibrations in the ether, Such probably is the case with radium. | TURK SACRES The Turkish masacres and mili- itary comeback probably would not have cccurred if the United States had not been afraid to take part in ;Eurpean affairs. This is the opin- ion of Dr. Christian F. Reisner, | preaching in New York after a long ; tour in Europe. | America is becoming the world’s official goat... You have noticed the tendency to blame us for every- | This theory is that radiations such | ; as light are streams of flying par-| |marck this week attending the! celebration of the opening to traf-| fic of the mammoth new vehicular | bridge between Bismarck and Man-| dan. The completion of this bridge | as important to road travel as; | the building of the N, P. bridge was/ ;to railway travel many years ago. | | Historical scenes of pioneer days ; were depicted under the direction \ cf those who had a part in the stir- | ring days of the last century. The! Income ‘T’ax, Washington, D. C. (new bridge will mean much to the ,entire Northwest, but it should Par | Prove an especial blessing to the} work. Right now $1800-a-year North Dakota Twin Cities—Bis-| te? ographic secretaries and $3009- marck and Mandan. — Emmons| #-Y¢at auditors and accountants are County Record. | wanted for Internal Revenue work. | } | Enrell NOW at Dakota Business ; She (at the théater)—It’s fright-| College and ‘‘Follow the Succesg- | fully close ih here. is a4 | He—Cheer up! The orchestra will change the air in a minute.—-Boston | | Transeript. It pays to qualify for government ful.”? Our magazine, Success, sent th free one year. Dakota Business| , College, 806 Front St, Fargo, N. D. {ven oe | poohed their protests, yet these same | English want France to agree with! them that every British interest! ought to be considered sacrosanct.” hg a gre | ADVENTURE OF | | .THETWINS | ‘By Olive Barton Roberts Light Fingers was the tricky little fairy who had stolen the Fa'ry Queen’s automobile. ; While rolling along the Milky Way he fell out of the machine and rolled off, down to the earth.” He got up and rubbed his head ana tried to think what had happened “On. I know now-”.he cried. “It's the Twins! The last thing I saw before I fell’ out; of ‘the sky was the Twins hopping, into the automobile and driving off. | “First thing you know they'll be back at the Fairy Queen’s Palace in Fairyland and then wen’t I catch it, though! “I stole the automobile for Twelve Toes, ‘the Sorcerer, who wanted it dreadfully, and now I've got to go and tell him that I lost it Oh, me, oh my! .I bet he'll turn me into a worm or something, he’ll be so mad.” Light Fingers went slowly, ever so slowly, to the eave where Twelve Toes lived, his head down and his finger. in his mouth. “Now what've you been doing demanded Twelve Toes, striding out of his cave and looking as cross as a hungry bear “here's that magic automobile I nent you after?” Then Light Fingers had to tell him the whole thing, how he'd fallen out of the autvmobile and how Nancy and Nick had jumped in and turned the Jittle knob on the whirli- gig between the jjgamacrank and the thinkumabob and driven away. “Oh, goodness!” stormed Twelve Toes.. ‘That's, awful! clumsy fellow., But, it’s not too late Wann BY CONDO on AND OH, BOY, NT Ovely $s Nou, ABouvT You're a; =| {cows prepared for the feasters. ZI | | to get it ack, Here's a magic bean like the one Jack the Giant Killer | planted. |"-4Seo, now I'll plant it! There, it's | growing already. Soon it will reach | the sky. Now you climb chase those Twinsea fast as you { (To Be Continued.) (Copyright, 1922, NEA Service.. | MANDAN NEWS Mrs. H. R. Lyon, Mr. and Mrs. |Ernat Mahler, Robert L, Meech and | Mrs, G. L. Heegard of Minneapolis, | Minn., have left for their home after spending pageant week as guests of | Mr, and Mrs. J. H. Newton and other ‘friends in Mandan. the Twin Cities. | Mr, and Mrs, William Tobin are |guuds at, the home of the former's parents, Mr. and Mrs, Dennis Tobin. | b. Leonard Kreutz has left for | Boston, Mass, where he will ente. | school. He was. avcompanied by his | cousin, Mrs F. C. Carson of Boston. | Teachers employed in the Mandan sehools last year were hostesses to | the new teachers this year at a duck party given at the home of Anton Olson, —————) | SMILE AWHILE | o— “Here’s a late picture of my aunt —she’s a former prima donna.” “Why isn’t she still? She ‘looks | large enough.”—Kansas City Star. “He borrowed a quarter from me, but I wish it had been ten dollars.’ 1 “Why?” | “He'd remember borrowing ten dol- quarten”—Detroit Free Press. “She is an angel.” “T heard her using. rather vigorous language just now.” “That angel?” “Qver her water wings.”—Louis- | ville-Courier Journal, She—You don’t mind my talking so much, do you? | He—No, indeed, but (facetiously) [1 may mind’ after we are married | | ing then.—Boston, Transcript. Niggah, whah is yuh from?” “Ah ain't ‘from, <liggah, Ab lives j hyah."—Life, | “why do improper plays prospe:?* “Because,” said Miss Cayenne, “so | many proper people apparently think jit necessary to study impropriety it | order to avoid it. Traffic cop (signalling)—“Come on! What's the matter yith you?” Track driver—‘I’m well, thanks. But my engine’s dead.” — Bolton Transcript. - + Cannibal Prince—“Am I too late for dinner?” Cannibal King—“Yep; everybody's eaten.”—Atlantic Constitution. “You are a fortunate man,” said the automobile tourist. “How's that?” asked the farmer. “You are monarch of all you sur- vey.” “why don’t you buy a nice cai “It wouldn’t look well.” “Ee?” “T have the money, but—” “Yes?” “Pm a bank o«shier”’—Louisville Courier-Journal, ir?” {What's worrying .you now?” “A problem of unemployment,” said Senator Sorghum whole lot of money available for my campaign fund and I don’t dare use it!’—Washington Star. “Tt is our duty to be cheerful un- \der all circumstances” | “1 don't think go,” replied Cactus | Joe. “A man who can grin when he has had a full hand beaten is a mere hypocrite.”—Washington Star. Ain't It Just So. Profd:sor Dink Seeson says he Has just got back from a stay “tT! At the beach and while he was There he put up with the Fritz Millers and Fritz lay aed. till Breakfast was ready and then af- y] is in charge of all building, requir- Se oe gaara : ing eight feet separation for houses, siege —s ‘|. Ter breakfast sat out on the pier for one thing, and many other re- Dab SS = ‘| And fished until dinner time and quirements not dreamed necessary in 5 << SS U ‘After dinner lay’ out in. the /sand other less progressive cities. As a (SS 4-9 Until supper -and*after® supper result, the section of Minneapolis in- = _ =]. Read til bedtime, and Mrs, Fritz habited by the folks who work with y= PPV. Aster breakfast cleaned houre their hands is one of the most at- ‘ AAS iL Sarid: ewept till dinner-time and tractive features of this beautiful ’ Heater dinnetisewed and. baked city: iZ —= {| Till supper-time and after sup- They used to say here that unless : B 1) Per did bead work till bedtime, you were a _ Scandinavian, you Se =~ And the day they got home Mrs. | couldn’t hold office or expect to rise =! Miler bragged about what a won: The very high in the social world, but Saal Hevea conrene maligat and atau that is all passed now. An American- Te = Se eee caa Caton ot-housecclesh- + born citizen, even of American per- a BE 7 — Tog ond buttl fruit, but ae ; aie == | Ing end puttingup fruit, but centage,’ is just as” good «a man) in BE Poor Fritz complained of being atnneapo sab any other, if he be- yom | Bee ee eee tee ask the Me caatai = : q d | Firm for three additional days Minneapolis, as all the world ee = i Uf | Off to recuperate in-—Los “Angeles A < Times. . D. B. THEY'VE Got GNOUGH | 1 C. MA NOW A" = ” || OUR FOOD TODAY - U. S Tee TS CleK SLIN THIS | BEST WORLD KNOWS ER | ary T DANK «ee | Rome, Sept. 23—When all the ‘1 ; . . Wig 3 i world is complaining of what it costs | With a practical business education = = |to buy a good dinner, as compared to start with, W. M. Schantz got a =4 |to the days before the war, an Ital- | Government position shortly after ie a jan investigator has come forward | graduating from Dakota Business = = ‘with the statemerz that never before | College, Fargo, N. D. Promotions —_— = 3 | have the people, been as well fed as | were rapid. He is now Inspector of aes MS —— | at present. 4 és ‘ = pe og | Signor Pedrazzoli has analyzed the es ta | descriptions, in old writings, of the hundred-courso banquets of the mid- dle ages, and the recitals of whale e |finds undoubted exaggeration, and j says that when such things did hap- en so many people sat down to the individual portion Such diners also Then the peo- | | meal that each {was very small. |were the lean years 3 | ple were thin and pale, and at this time originated the expression |“tighten up your belt.” | up and| | Mrs, Otto Bauer left yesterday for | 2 vis't with friends and relatives in! ——¢! las, but he'll forget all about the, She—Oh, I shan’t mind your mind-]. -Warhington Star. | “I have al There is a big prune crop. Heaven help the boarders. Married life in a flat fas a ten- dency to become that way. Oh, what is so rare as a quiet day ; in Ireland? j | i { The bonus bill rates another i wound chevron, What makes a cat ‘madder than seeing the dog catcher loafing? | ‘The Shaker Cult at South Union, jKy., is bankrupt. That reminds us, ; Ford closed his plant. For the land’s sake, pay the farm- ers for their crops. Our oil output is increasing. And since school opened the castor oil {intake is increasing. When you see a man laughing he may be a coal dealer who has just looked at the calendar. John J. Butler was killed while shaking a rug. Show this to your wife next time. Clemenceau, the French Tiger |may come over here for an attack on American banquets. “My Wild Irish Rose,” is a new movie. Lloyd George thinks it is what the Irish did. protests like association Sounds Milkmen’s tramps ‘steal cream. vanishing cream, Having a two-dollar bill may bt bad luck; but not having one is often worse than that. The man who talks to himself wants to hear something he can be- lieve. Rickenbacker, famous aviator, is married. While he works his wife will look up to him. Harvard has ‘good football _ pros- pects, but Yale plans to spill the Boston beans. © Bread wasn’t made with yeast until 1650, but some of it hasn’t kept very well. Turkish atrocities are being con- mitted in Asia Minor and smoked in the United States. A man docs not always say what he thinks because it is not proper {to cuss before ladies. Some wives think their duty is to play bridge and Work Bridget. Ex-Senator Cole is 100 years old. He can remember years and years ago when Congress worked. { AMERICANS KEEP THEIR SHOES WELL POLISHED It‘ has been said that American men and women are the best dressed people on earth. Certainly they shine in comparison with the people of most other countries. And speaking of shining, it is ap- parent that being well dressed means ‘attention to the details—such as keeping the shoes well polished. Be- ginning right at the start, as it were. | Think of the number of individual shines contained in four carloads of }Shinola! Yet recently, an advertis- ing and sales campaign was run in ; San Francisco, and four solid cars of Shinola were shipped here, all of which were sold in that city and Oakland. It is quite evident that the | people of the Pacific Coast are firm believers in keeping their shoes well shined, and incidentally, must appre- ciate that Shinola, and Shinola Home Sets, are the convenient means of doing so. Judging from the large increase lin the volume of Shinola business, | people not only on the Pacific Coast, i but everywhere, are paying more at- tention to the appearance of their shoes, and keeping them well polish- led, for the manufacturers report \that in volume of sales, 1922 is the biggest year in their history. The Shinola Company is .a con- ; sistent and persistent user of news+ paper advertising space. # 4 A FRIEND INDEED | ‘Writes Mrs. Hardee RegardingX Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound j Los Angeles, Calif.—‘‘I must tell you chat I ama true friend to Lydia E.Pink- lham’s Vegetable i (Compound. I have ‘ taken it off and on | ; for twenty years and ! Milit has helped mey cate girl toa ctout, time until I Laie E. Pinkham’s : egetable Com- pound. I was in bed much of my time with pains and had to aave the doctor every month. One day I found a little book in my yard in Guthrie, Oklahoma, and I read it through and got the medicine—Lydia E. Pink- ham’s Vegetable Compound—and took ‘eight bottles and used the Sanative ‘Wash. Iat once began to get stronger. Ihave got many women to take it Just, by telling them what it has done for me. Ihave a young sister whom it has helped in the same way it helped me. I want Youto know that Iam a ‘friend indeed,’ for you were a ‘friend inneed.’ ” —Mrs. GEORGE Harbee, 1043 Byram St., Los Angeles, California. ! Let Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable j SomPoundbea “friend indeed ’’ to you, A FRIEND IN NEED” ” change from a deli-\) . ¢ ee eee % #\ sg ‘ °