The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, June 14, 1922, Page 4

i j ’ NEW YORK - - PACE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE WEDNESDAY, JUNE: 14, 1922 THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D. as Second ‘ Class Matter. GEORGE D. MANN_ - - - - Editor Foreign Representatives : G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO DETROIT Marquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH - ° Fifth Ave. Bldg MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS See es The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the usc or republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also the loca news published herein. , All rights of republication of special dispatches hereit are also reserved. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per year eee STF Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck) ROTEL Ae Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck).. 5.0 Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota. 6.06 THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) <> YOUR BODY The materials, out of which your body is built. would bring about 98 cents if they could be sep- arated and sold in a drug store. This is figured out by Dr. Georgine Luden, in the current Journal of the American Medical As- sociation. The human body, according to Dr. Luden, con- tains iron enough to make an average-size nail, fat enough for/seven bars of soap, lime enough to whitgWash‘W!¢hicken-coop, sugar enough to fill a shaker and {ilphur enough to rid a dog of fleas. In'tKe brain is a minute quantity of gold. The blood that circulates through your body wotlld “halg fill an ordinary bucket, says Luden. This blood: is‘kept moving by the remarkable little pumping ‘ine, the heart, which normally beats, 103,680 times every 24 hours. Mysterious organ, the heart. When it stops life is ended. i What makes it beat or stop beating? That is the riddle of life. A doctor can write out for you a list of the chemicals or elements that make up your body. He might give you the exact quantities of each You could go to a drug store and buy the list, mix the stuff together and say: “There is a duplicate of my body.” It all resolves itself down to simple elements. And yet there is a difference between the drug store chemicals and the actual body. That differ. ence is something that cannot be measured. It has no weight. It is invisible. The spirit, which gives'motion and consciousness to,the chemical machine known as the human body, is something entirely separate and apart. Our bodies are like railroad locomotives. The engine stands on a side-track, motionless, dead Coal is in the fire-box. Water waits to be turned into steam. The engineer (soul) steps into the cab, touches a match to the coal. Life begins. As the coal burns up, more fuel—correspond- ing to food—is shoveled in. Gradually, despite repairs, the locomotive (body) wears out. It goes to the junk heap—death. The engineer or soul, however, does not die witl the locomotive. He merely moves over to an- other locomotive. How much would you give to know what locomo- tive you will drive hereafter? ¢ TELEGRAPHIC RECORDS All telegraphic records are broken when Ed- mond Harriman of Tucumcari, N. M., receives 209 words, spelled out, in two minutes and 43 seconds. This happens at a convention of “knights of the key.” S Twenty years ago, it would have created a na- tional sensation. Today it gets only, brief men- tion in the newspapers, being smothered by news. about the new marvel, radio. All marvels ,ayg-,epinparatively short-lived, in our generation. MONKEYS Carveth Wells, explorer, while tramping ir Malay jungles, found that the natives had trained broks, small monkeys to run up trees and pick cocoanuts for them. That is interesting, because it happens far away. But, shucks! In our country, the monkeys’ descendants have been trained to do “a hear sight” more than the broks. You have noticed, in a circus menagerie, that the monkeys are just as interested in us as we are in them. That is one of the reasons. ‘ PRE-NATAL Parents can pick out their baby’s career before it is born, says Dr. Alzamon Ira Lucas, talking to an eastern medical convention. Doc has a nice Ittle system. Parents merely select the desired vocation, then concentrate wil’ power and desire on it, and work occasionally at the career they have in mind. : Whether this would work or not, even in occa- sional cases, the best way is to let the child do its own selecting slowly and in the natural way. Failure nearly always is due to following thc wrong line of work, usually at the instigation of parents, WELL OLD CROESUS, HOW DOES tT FEEL | | fo HAVE #50,000? HOW 18 THE RICH MR. QUMP ODA ? AROVBLES TROUBLES = | \Y SEEMS AS THOvAr! EVERY BOOY HAS THEM- RICH MAN, POOR MAN, BEGGAR MAM, THIEF - SHEXVE ALL GOT “HEIR TROVBLES- NO. ONE WS EXEMOT- WELL WAY BOTHER WH OTHER PEOPLES TROVELES? WEN WORRY ABOUT WHAT ARE THEIR: “ROVELES ‘To You? THE GUMPS—HE, SHOULD TONNE SOSS~SSCOSC ee pe HEM? ——— U WANT ‘To TELL You AHERE ARE A COVvPLE Seen Reo WE STREET: OUBLES MEAN A Lor Wo ME- ME! A LOT OF WORRX- “THEN. “GIVE RADIO How far will this radio craze expand? Alexan- ler Eisemann, president of. National Radio Cham- ber of Commerce, estimates 1,500,000 home radio outfits are now in use in our country. Eisemann considers it probable that this will increase to 6,000,000 in five years. America seems to be an industrial Pandora’s Box with unlimited number of surprises. The zadio industry, which expects to do $100,000,000 yusiness a year, sprang ,up unexpectedly. Don’t worry. about opportunities becoming . fewer in New. ones are born, every tick of the America. slock. EDITORIAL .REVIEW Comments, reproduced in this column may or. may not the opinion of The Tribune. They are presented here in order that our readers may have both sides of importar:t iseues which are being discussed in the press of the day. BREAKING DOWN THE OLD LINE The action of the Canadian government under ?vemier Mackenzie King, rejecting the United 3tates proposal for negotiation of a treaty under vhich the St. Lawrence seaway could be construct- yd, suggests an interesting new development in ‘nternational politics. For a century and a half ‘he international political thought of the United States and Canada has been divided by a more or ‘ess direct horizontal line from the Atlantic threugh the great lakes to the Pacific.. Now sud- jJenly it appears about to be divided by a vertical yarrier, running approximately at right angles to che international boundary, or through the two rreat American seaports of New York and Mon- treal. NE The possible effect upon international relations of such a/change’in the dividing lines of interna- ‘ional thought is unlimited. Both Canada and the United States will do well to consider it seriously refore allowing, the seaway project to be shelved chrough the selfish opposition cf present seaport ‘nterests. The Mackenzie King government of Canada re- jects the seaway treaty project because of water yower and port interests centered in Montreal, ind because it retains its majority in parliament ly through the support of those interests. This yuts Eastern Canada in direct opposition to the yest welfare of Western Canada, which is as eager or a through water route for its great agricul- ‘ural products as is the Middle West of the United 3tates. It makes the interests and purposes of Western Canada and. Middle Western United 3tates one and the same. It tends to break down the old international boundary which has divided he political thought of the two countries. At the same time New York opposition, for the same selfish reasons, drives the Middle West to ‘o-operate with Western Canada in thought and offort for the seaway. New York and Montreal ire building a barrier against expansion and de- velopment of the interior of the continent. In Yanada that barrier runs approximately along ‘ide water, while in the Eastern United States it] ‘s bounded on the east by the New England states, vhich favor the waterway but the zones for and against the improvement are well defined in both countries, and in each case, for and against the ‘mprovement, they cross the international bound- ary and unite the residents of each zone in com- non thought and purpose with regard to this im- orovement. It proves the economic oneness of the'two coun- ries. Just as fear of financial loss through the sompetition of: potential new water power and of ‘ake ports, which would take shipping away from che present great seaport, moves financial inter- ysts in the province of Quebec and the state of New York to oppose the seaway, so promise of financial benefit will solidify the rest of the two zountries in favor of it. Such strong economic influence will tend more and more to break dowr rolitical differences in the regions affected. “Gventually it might mean a political upheaval. The St. Lawrence seaway is such a natural, log- ‘cal, econcmic necessity that it cannot be thrust iside by the political machinations of an elective tovernment. It has not been killed by the Ca- iadian premier’s action. The new division of in- ‘ernational thought which it induces eventually vill make that clear in both countries. We will pave a seaway.—Chicago Tribune, : Cheer up. The first three months summer are the hottest. A bachelor is a man who had no auto when he was young. All little boys who play in mud don’t become politicians. It sounds funny, but the Mexican trouble is hottest in Tobasco.: A man in love will do anything, but he usually does nothing. Moving all holidays up one: day would keep them out of bad weather. What’s in a name? A Georgia girl named Lotta Cheek has won a national beauty contest. Only thing funnier than a man who can’t spit is a’ woman who can. A little cussing. pow and then is relished by the besf of men. Soon after a robbers’ school was breken up in Chicago an umpires’ school opened in Philadelphia. The world gets bette movie doesn’t end with Tf you are well bred, in shooting yourself and wife you will always, shoot yourself first. BY LILLIAN D, WALD Head Worker, Henry Street Settle- ment, New York To young people who have’ not. yet’ discovered for themselvos their ‘fit- ness for a definite work in life but whose thoughts are turning toward social service, I should say that itis desirable to find out whether your in- terest in social),.serviqe has deep roots; whéther you care for children and for peop’e outside your im:medi- ate family circle. A social -worker must be able to think of the community from the in- dividual approach, not from the per- sonal, Superficial interest docs not carry one many steps, but the little light ‘of interest may be the indication of a fire that burns or that can be kindled into a real fire. If nothing in your childhood . or your tastes indicates this concern I should say that you had better enter into a vocation that is impersonal. Naturally young: students have had very little opportunity to develop per- sonal contacts outside of their im- mediate family and school circles, but when you have reached the age of graduation you will know whether you have a sympathetic, and the be- ginings of an intellectual, grasp of so- sial probiems, Let no one think, however, that ed- ucation is completed when the di- ploma js ‘presented, for the high school education is the minimum of academic © preparation, and. further ‘raining in college, in travel or in special cultural studies, when ‘relat- pe ee ee ee ga Th a | ADVENTURE OF | | THE TWINS | ¢——___—____- —* Most men want a heavyweight By Olive Barton Roberts purse fora dightwejaht fight... __|_The. Twins were hunting Mr,. Peer? They are. selecting 2. 412 greatest women in, America. Any June groom lenows one VN fo SHEND i The teams on the bottom atre glaiming ‘next year’s pennant. “Morocco has no _newspapers’— aews item. But look at the books that are bound in Morocco. © Work never hurts a man unless he keeps away from it. The stone-age man had: his wife at his feet. The madern man has his wife at his -heels. A flapper can’t kiss the stamp on a letter without canceling it. Former Senator Sherman wants to burn our histories. Any knows they are what Sherman said. A groom is suing because an old shce was thrown at him. In_ the shoe was the old man’s foot. Out of 21 Americans presented at court in England not one forgot and said, “Mornin, Judge.” .-In Scotland, 2000 barrels of whis- Key burned. Promotion . prevents such horrors here. Fish usually stay in water over their heads. So do human fish, Maybe if the gardener planted weeds, vegetables would come up and'crowd them out. —n ———# | TODAY'S WORD | —-——————<—_—-——__—_+4 Today’s word is DAIS. It’s pronounced—day-is, with ac- .cent on the first syllable, or daze. It means—a platform above the floor of a hall or large room, to give distinction or prominence to those occupying it; especially, the platform of_a lecture room or church. It comes from—Old: English, “deis, des,” a table. _It’s used like this—“For the wed- ding ceremony, King Alexander of Serbia and Princess Marie of Ru- mania, who were married recently at ade, knelt on a dais before the altar in the cathedral.” hones a A THOUGHT | ——_—_—_—_—__-. —> Every one therefore that_heareth these sayings of mine and doeth them, shall be likened unto a wise man, who built his house Upon a reek. And the rain descended, and! the floods came, and the wind blew, and beat upon that house, and it fell not; for it was founded upon.a rock. —Matthew 7: 25-26, «ae i For ‘vhs, to dumb forgetfulness a prey, This pleasing, anxious being e’er resigned, Left the warm precincts of the cheerful day, Ner cast_ one look behind? longing, lingering —Thomas Gray. about,theMan-in-the-Moon.’ He:was lost. Wasn't’ there, Then they went to Snooze;um Town. and asked the Towslies (the little dream fairies, but they didn’t know a thing. ‘Next they went to Smokysoot Vil- lage and asked the chimney fairies and the Sweep. But no Moon-Man, Then they went to all the cities, the City of I’ce, the City of Cor- al, and the City of Pearl, but no- bedy had seen him. Then suddenly one old fellow in the City of Pearl remembered some- thing, “*Tother day I was taking a walk,” said he, “and I saw ‘Mr. Peerabout talking to Comet-Legs on a mountain top, After a while I saw Comet-Legs coming back alone,” “Which mountain was it,” asked Nancy. “We'd better go up and see.” ‘ “That one yonder,” said the old fellow, pointing. eH GETTING READY To UGHT WHat PIPE HERS," MISTER MANS WHAT TO DO IF YOU PLAN TO TAKE UP SOCIAL SERVICE ed to life, develops intellect and character, They are all excellent Preparation for the great work with men and women and particu-arly with little children, Having received the minimum ac- ademic éducation, there are schools in the larger cities where the would- be social’ worker may get training in the handling of special problems, There is a great avenue open to women in nursing. The educated woman who enters the training school for nurses has still the privilege of doing pioneer work jn th2 public health fie-d. It may not be generally understood that the college woman who takes the business training and stenography is more likely to get secretarial posi- tions with distinguished social work- ers, and. from that experience and contact greater opportunities de- valop. When you graduate, whether you are thinking of going into social sérvice professionally, or not, try to make your, contact with readers and be ready to take orders and serve an ap- prenticeship. ‘Social service work is not laboratory work, and practical psychology and ability to be of service to people js built upon experience and contacts, If you really have it within you, at- tach yourself to some social agency or settlement house, volunteer your services and make them genuinely valuable. Out of that experience you will he able to demonstrate your aptitude and wi'l realize the basic principles of social work. Ree Up the mountain they climbed, and when they got to the top they found They looked: into his house; but he: the other side so steep it seemed to drop down into nothing. Nancy ‘peeped over. low’ was the earth. “Nick,” she said ‘T'll bet you_any- thing Comet-Legs pushéd “Mr, Peer- about off the moon and he’s down on the earth this minute. We'll have to go. down and, search for him.” “Just then Wink. returned from de- livering a nice dream to an earth baby, “Mr, Peerabout’s there,” he said. “T saw him,” 5 (To Be Continued) (Copyright, 1922, NIEA Service) Far, far be- CONSIDERS PETITION Evensburg, Pa., June 14,—Judge-J. H. McCann in court today considered the petition of the United Mine, Work- ers and the American Civil Liberties union for an injunction against the Vinton Colleries company to prevent the company from prohibiting : public assemblage and the right of free speech, and granted a writ against the defendant to show cause why the injunction, should not be issued, The writ was made returnable next Satur- day. The Vinton company operates ccal mines at’ Vintondale, Pa., on a non-union basis. [EVERETT TRUE - BY CONDO| == if LUIS fF SOUR, Next Move !! GAINS WEIGHT AND IS BETTER THAN IN YEARS Minneapolis Resident Declares Tanlac_ Entirely Overcome Stubborn Case |Of': Stomach Trouble ‘and’She Just Feels Fine. Vs ssulvos “T have felt better for the last six months than I have in many years and it’s every bit due to Tanlac,” said Mrs. ‘S.’Berglund, 512 Morgan Ave., North, Minneapolis, Minn. “For several years I:didn’t get a good night’s sleep and never felt well, { was terribly run down and: always felt ill and weak. My’ stomach was out of order, and sick, weak spells would make me hardly able to move many days. I could scarcely digest anything, and no matter how little I ate I just bloated up with gas. I had sick headaches when my head would throb and hurt me until I was almost driven distracted. 7 “All that miserable feeling is over with me now, however, and Tanlac as made me feel so well that I only take one very small dose every day. I have gained some weight, too, and I shall always praise this grand medi- cine for what it has done for me.” .; Tanlac is sold by all druggists. WOMAN NAMED COUNTY LEADER IN CAMPAIGN Fargo, Jug. 14.—Report received at: the I. \V. A. headuarters indicate that the women of the state this time take a more lively interest in the campign than ever before. In several counties they take the lead in organi- zation work. Mrs. D. L. Stewart of Devils Lake has been elected manager for the Independent forces men and women in Ramsey county. She is the first lady campaign manager in North Dakota. At a meeting in Carrington the Independents of Foster county elected Mrs. J. Ross MacKenzie of Carrington, chairman of the women’s activities for the county. LINEUP FOR RACE Ft. Yates, June 14.—Three pendent candidates and three Non- partisan candidates have filed peti- tions in this (49th) legislative dis- trict for the Republican nomination for Representative. Three are to be nominated. As regards county . and district politics, the coming primary election will affect only the office of Representative in the legislative dis- tict and Sheriff in the county. Five have filed for sheriff, so three must be eliminated. Those ‘filing for Re- presentative in the district are: H. O. Bratberg, n. p.; W.°T: Krebs- bach, ind.; O. H. Opland, n. p.; ‘Theo. Gutensohn, ind.; J. H. McCay, n. p.; Wm. Bauer, ind. FREE HAND FOR CONGRESS. Washington, June 14.—President Harding has taken. no position with respect to the .question:‘of Muscle Shoals and feels: that:eongress should have a free hand in the matter, 1 was authoritatively and yesterday at the White House. MOTHER! Clean Baby’s Bowels with “California Fig Syrup” Millions of mothers depend upon genuine California Fig Syrup to clean and freshen baby’s stomach and bow- els, ‘When the little one is constipated, has wind, colic, feverish breath, coat- ed tongue, or diarrhoea, a hajf-tea- spoonful promptly moves the poisons, gases, bile, souring food and wast? right out. Never cramps or overacts, Contains no narcotics or soothing drugs. Babies love its delicious taste, Ask your druggist for genuine “Cal- fornia Fig Svrup” which has full di- rections for infants in arms, and chil- dren of all ages, plainly printed on bottle. Mother! You must say “Cal- ifornia” or you may get an imitation fig syrup. i mre Inde- * rath ayer