The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, June 12, 1922, Page 4

a 4 4 a “\ THE BISMARCK THE BISMARCK. TRIBUNE pei eel ri ata Saar Mo ates baad Sin ex data Combat Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N.' D., as Second Class Matter. GEORGE D. MANN” - - - - Editor Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO DETROIT Marquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg NEW YORK ‘s PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH Fifth Aye. Bldg MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the us or republication of all news dispatches credited to it o not ‘otherwise credited in this paper and also the loca’ news published herein. All rights of republication of special dispatches hereit are also reserved. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE $7.2 Daily by carrier, per year. Daily by mail, per year (i Daily by mail, per year Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota (in state outside THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1878) <eD ON THE NEWS MAP Bismarck and its trade territory is now on thc news map. The Tribune with this issue presents for its readers the complete report of the Associatec Press, the greatest news gathering agency in the world. It is a mutual organization and Bismarcl becomes a unit in the great news gathering en- deavor which marks another step in the develop ment of the importance of this section as a news source. It is the intention of The Tribune to improve its service just as fast as growth of the territory and patronage warrant. A capital city without leased wire service is laboring under a handicap A great volume of news originates in Bismarcl and there is also an insistent demand for a news report met. of greater volume. The demand is now ‘Few cities of 8,000 can boast of a full leasec wire report. In addition staff men of the Associ- ated Press have been assigned to build up in this city a bureau that will gather and disseminat from here news that will be free of bias or politi eal coa trol. The Bismarck office of the Associated Press ir The Tribune building will handle news report: from here to other cities. At frequent intervals over the long distance telephone, reports will br sent to other dailies, so today marks quite a: epoch in the development of Bismarck as a new center. The Associated Press needs no introduction It is a household word where newspapers circu- Readers wait for the Associated Press tc decide who is elected, which side wins in athletic late. and other contests and the caption “By the Asso-. ciated Press” has a mark of genuineness unsur-. passed by any other news-agency in the world. It is this service then, that The Tribune is placing before its circle of readers with tonight’: issue. Every effort will be made to retain the confidence and deserve the patronage of the past With the growth of this city and the vast terri- tory at its doors, news service must keep pace. HOW TO GET KILLED Whenever you use a ladder, remember that it i: the most dangerous device in existence. Ladder: continue to cause more accidents than anythiny else. This is shown by insurance experts’ lates check-up of fatal and non-fatal casualties, Every minute of the day and night, 23 Amer. icans a re seriously injured by accidents. In the last four years, accidents killed or in- jured more Americans than the total killed on both si ides in the World War. Human deaths by accidents in the United States average around 60,000 a year, or 165 a day, ac- cording to the census. : You are, of course, “afraid of getting injured. And of what are you most afraid? probab! ly. ” Autos, Yet, for each 67 people killed by autos, 68 are burned to death, 86 died in railroad accidents, 5€ are drowned, 26 die in mines, 34 are asphyxiated by gas, 21 are killed around machinery, 23 by street cars, 23 by bicycles and horse-drawn ve- hicles. And, topping the list, 111 are killed by falls — from ladders, out of windows, down elevator shafts or slipping on icy sidewalks that could be made safe by a sprinkling of ashes. Read those figures a second time, record them indelibly in your brain, and you'll know what to be'careful of unless you want to mect the under- taker. Nearly all accidents are the result of careless: ness —taking needless chances in the face of danger. Obviously, then, nearly all accidents could be prevented. The prevention of accidents, accord- ing to safety engineers, is about half safety de- vices a’ nd half personal caution. It is now 22 years since Dr. William H. Tolman returned from Germany, where he had been study ing accident prevention, and started the Safety First movement in our country. That movement has worked wonders. For one thing, it has reduced railroad deaths to a third of what they were in 1907. The trouble with the Safety First movement always has been that it is spasmodic. Between celebrations, the public gets lulled into careless- ness, then accidents burst forth again on a big b scale and another Safety Movement is started. CUD ANDY NAS BEEN THE TALC OF THE TOWN FOR THE PAST 1 DAYS- HE HAS TRIMMED EVERNTHING ON THE BOULEVARD= ToDEN ME AS SEEKING NEW WORLDS TO CONQUER — OUT TO THE COUNTRY YO WATCH THE ENDLESS RIGRON CE ROAD RUSH UPTO MEET HIM: THE WHITE MAN'S BURDEN - A VSED CAR: THERE'S A WHITE HAIR IN EVERY NUT AND BOLTS LOOK A GIFT CAR IN THE SRANSMISSION > WHAT. SHE WAS GIVING AWAY - EVERN “TIME 1 TRY Yo CRANIK Ww NEVER | Har Widow KNEW WS VST LUCE SHAKING DOWN A FURNACE} THE GUMPS—-SWEET MONDAY, JUNE 12, 1922 A NeULO- SHATTERS GARNE? id out AM OF MOI BEST J ECOMANNS IND DA GOOD SHE INCH ‘ IVE_ GOT A STRANDED BATTLESHAP ODT HERE THAT | AND VE YOu KNOW. MAN BRING HIM ALONG - HE CAN Pick UP A FORTUNE: FOLLOWIN STEEL CARLE - Towep \N- THIS, CARS ss E ZA ANT UNG BLOCKS = {NEVER KNEW IT TO FAIL= VP LUKE SOLOMON IN ALL HIS GLORY AND STOOD ON A PACKING BOX IN THE MIDDLE OF MAIN |? STREET AND RANG A BELL FOR TEN NEARS TWAT WOMAN WOULDN'T EVER PASS WVTHIN FIVE BUT HERE | GO VPA BACK ALLEY BECAUSE {IM HAVING TROUBLE WITH THE CAR /7 SHE WRECKED AND UP SHE PoPS ) CINNAMON! \F \. DRESSED To keep the Safety First fires burning con- stantly, several hundred. prominent citizens have lust formed a national Society for Prevention of Accidents. To help in this movement and protect your own ‘ife and body, you merely have to observe two simple rules: First, keep your eyes open. Sec- md, be cautious, take no chances. NEW FORD /STORY:::)) 9) (5 sb The Wall Street Journal rounds up a new Fora story that is good enough to pass along. It runs ‘ike this: me A fellow dreamed that Henry was dead. The yallbearers were-carrying the: casket when sud- denly its lid flew open. Ford had‘come to life. Ae sat up, ran his eye over the:six pallbearers and ‘nstantly ordered: \ ° me Je “Here, put this casket on wheels and lay off ‘ive men.” To appreciate this joke about Ford’s speeding ip production, keep in mind that he has orders ‘or nearly 200,000 cars, trucks and tractors for June delivery. His June production schedule calls for 5400 ‘ars a day or nearly 11 a minute, which seems ‘bout the last word in speed. : You have noticed the sudden popularity of slosed motor cars. A third of Ford’s output this year will be closed cars... At. the far end of the ‘ine, Packard officials are said to: expect 70 per cent of their fall sales will be.closed models. yercentage of closed cars eventually will settle at 10 out of 100. 4 If you have a closed_car, keep the) windows,open jis much as possible. Fresh air is the only anti- Note for health deterioration that results from sitting still in a car without exercise. CHINESE The Wei Pu, central government of China, bases ts foreign policy on the conviction that it is ‘cheaper to pay an enemy the indemnity he de- nands, and avoid a war, than lick him and incur . war debt, several times as big. The Chinese believe that all men guard their ives as their greatest treasures. Hence, capital ounishment in China is.as common a sentence as 30 days in the workhouse” in America. When a bank fails in China, the banker is be- readed. Of course, this seems atrocious to a sen- ‘imental reformer. However, China claims it has had only one »ank failure in.the 410 years it has kept the head- hopper’s ax sharp. = EDITORIAL REVIEW Commente reproduced in this, column may or may not express the opinion of The'Tribune. «They are presented here in order that our readers may have both sides of important iseues which are being discussed in the press of the day. FRIEND OF. THE FARMER $35 ‘ Senator McCumber was one of the bitterest »pponents of Canadian reciprocity on the ground shat it gave no protection to the farmer. In a :peech in the Senate he contrasted what a farmer would have to pay, at the price he receives for his groducts, for a day at a modern hotel. “As he ‘caves the cab that brought him from the station 1e gives six bushels of oats for the hire and 15 cabbages as a tip. He gives the boy who shows 4im to his room three dozen eggs and the elevator man a bushel and a half of barley. He gives the nan who brings him ice water two bushels of po- atoes. His lunch cos ind a half of carrots for the waiter. He pays a yuarter of a ton of hay for his breakfast and tips the waiter a bushel of onions.”—Killdeer Herald. THINK IT OVER People of the great northwest are vitally inter- ested in the proposed St. Lawrence waterway project, which will prove of inestimable value in saving of freight —and will make it possible to load our grain, cattle and other products in ocean vessels at Duluth and Superior, and ship direct to foreign ports. Senator McCumber, as chair- man of the senate finance committee, would be in position to render great aid in pushing the project. It will be a contest between the East and the West. Who could wield the most influ- ance for the West, in this contest—McCumber or | Srazier? Think it over.—Shields Enterprise. oS | ADVENTURE OF | | THETWINS | ——_——_—— —+ By Olive Barton Roberts Nancy and Nick had run off with the star Comet-Legs: always — rode. Comet-Legs was a mischievous fairy who wished to be the Man-in-the- Moon. Me had tied his star to a corner of the moon as tight as wax, but. the Twins came along in their magic Green Shoes and cut the rope and vode off with it. So Comet-Legs couldn’t escape’ from the moon. The Twins: rede the star to’ Blus- ter-Gust-Land, where Mr. Sprinkle- Blow, the Weatherman, lived. Mr. Sprinkle-Blow was a friend of. Mr. Peerabout, the Man-in-the-Moon, and disliked Comet-Legs. Comet-Legs bothered him as much as he bothered the Moon-Man. “Hello there!” called vout’ Mr. Sprinkle-Blow when he saw: Nancy and Nick, “What’ve you got there?” “Comet-Legs’ star,” replied Nancy. “We want you to keep it for us. We're going back and try to catch Comet-Legs.” said Mr. “PH ju Sprinkle-Blow. So he helped the Twins tie their star safely to his chimney and then, jumping on his| magic umbrella which he rode, .he, motioned the Twins to get on behind and away they whizzed. They landed on the:moon and went to Mr. Pecrabout’s house. But he wasn't there! /And she: wasn’t. in his engine house! And he wasn’t any- go long,” y called apdy called and called. ‘0 answer;, Mr, Peerabout) ha? ppeared, f yond (To Be Continued), jv. (Copyright, 1922, NEA Service) SE s him six shécp and a bushel ; | MANDAN NEWS _| KLECT NEW HEAD FOR TOWN CRIERS H, S. Ru'ssell ” was, elected, presi- dent of the Town Cridts cley be tel the unexpired term of O. Ny) Larson who Teslgned Fidny evening at the ee eld a Hoe is In the Lewis, aad Clark H. H. Willianis was ‘chosen to suc- ceed Mr. Russell as vice president. Mr, Larson was forced to resign since he has sold his buinéd$ and is plan- ning to leave for the coast in the near future. H. H. Williams gave ‘an interesting address on “Useless Advertising Lo- cally and Nationa'ly.” The Flasher Holstein tour will take Place June 15 and the Plymouth Rock Pilgrimage to Mrs. Christenson’s farm will occur June 16. The New Salem Holstein tour which is sot for June 26 and the Farm Boys’ camp was dis- cussed by members of’ the club who pledged their support to the’ coming events, J. P. Nissen, Old Time Resident Dies Joseph issen, a resident of North Dakota for many years, died suddenly’ of!theatt‘ trouble Friday af- ternoon at his home on Second Ave. N. ‘E. Mr. Nissen was 78 years of age. t Although Mr. Nissen} has been ill for some ‘time he was not confined to his bed until Friday. Because of ill health he gave up his ‘business last fall. He was proprietor of a meat market, / ‘Bestdes his wife. the deceased leaves a daughter, Mrs, Pius Zuger of this city, and two sons, Charles Nis- sen of Eaglehurst, Pa,, and Roy Nis- sen of Grafton to mourn his death. It is expected that the funeral will take place today if all the members of the family arrive, Mrs, (&. K, Bitzing who has been visiting friends in the city since the close of the state meeting of the P. E. 0. Sisterhood has returned to her hom: in Fargo } Miss Elizabeth Peters, of the city and Morris ean of Glen Ullin en- tered the Deaconess hospital Saturday for troatment. Mrs, J. F. Williams left Saturday for Hebron where che will visit her niece, Mrs. Victor Wi Teday’s word is HALE. It's pronounced—-li “hail,” a word, however, to which it is other- wise entirely unrelated, being an old- er form of “haul,” for which it is practically an exact equivalent. It means—to haul, to pull or draw with force, to drag; hence, to compel to _go along. It comes from—“haler,” of | Ger- man or Scandinavian origin, and is akin to Anglo-Saxon, “geholian,” to acquire or get; to Danjgh, “halen,” 1 WHAT THE NURSING PROFESSION OFFERS YOUNG WOMEN WHO SEEK A CAREER By Mary C. Wheeler Principal of Mlinois Training School for Nurses, Chicago Other than the home-maker, no field of service belongs more closely to women than nursing. No field is linked to so many other professions. The physician and surgeon, the nurse, the lawyer, the teacher; . the preacher, the dietitian, the social service and’ relidf agency Workers of various kinds/:and_ special). experts should all be banded together for two objects—first, to instruct those!!who are responsible for health in home and community and thus prevent sick- ness; and second, to aid in restoring the sick to a normal health standard, so that they are again able to. take their places in the scheme of life. Because of these orrelations, the nursing profession .needs,.4he,|) select student; needs to offer her an ade- quate education in practice and the- ery, together with an opportunity to study cther professions at the points where.they come into contact with her own. The students, in worthwllile schools of nursing, are selected be- cause of their good health, their ed- ucation and personal and purpose. The school experts, be- sides these preliminary qualifications, qualifications | that they recognize a definite stand- ard in practice, theory and deport- ment during the training. The student may expect of a school of nursing that it provide a suitably equipped hospital building, extending prac- tice, at. least in the care of medical, surgical, obstetrical cases and the care 0} ck children, under adequate supervision; that it provide a teach- ing départment so as to correlate the theory with the practice; that living and working conditions be such as will give opportunity for study, rest and recreation. Wiidtare the rewards? A sense of achievement, that is, the doing of something ‘to meet a real _ need; making a place better for having been’-in it; taking of responsibility which always insures an added honor ofthe same kind; the love and: respect of those one works and livés; with, and the making of an in- dependent living. In the readjustments now going on with this convalescent world of ours, young women are needed _ to play an important part. They. can- not expect to do it, without a worth- while preliminary training and that training can be received in a well organized school of nurses. To know the joy of service—be a nurse. RRR eee to fetch, pull or draw; to.Old High German, “halon”; to Swedish “hala,” and perhaps to Latin, “ca- lare,” to call or summon. ‘ It’s used like this—“The. sailors haled' at’ the ropes,” or, more com- monly in news English of the day, “Various attempts have been made to hale Boris Bakhmeteff, : retiring Russian ‘diplomat in this ‘country, before: a congressional committee.” pp EE SR ST ORS a : A THOUGHT | ee God is faithful, who will not suf- fer you to be tempted above that ye are able to bear, but will with the temptation also make a way of es- «ape, that ye may be able to bear it. — Corinthians 10:13. _ If men would believe that they are in process of creation, and consent to be made, let fhe Maker handle them as the potter of his clay, yield- ing themselves in respondent motion and submissie, hopeful action with the turning of His wheel, they’ would ere long be table to welcome every pressure of His hand upon them, even when it was felt in pain—George Macdonald, MOVE TO MEDINA. Washburn, N. D., June 12.—Mr. and Mrs, Geo, ‘Hi, Weber and children aye leaving this week for Medina, in Stuts- man county, where they will make their future home Mr. Weber recent- ly organized a banking company, and hag started a new, bank at Medina which will be known ~~ State:'bank. The stockholders are Mr. Weber, K. B. Weber and Jacob Brost. ‘The bank is incorporated: for $15,000. Mr. Weber has been in Washburn 1) ‘ in fact since Octo- made his home here. During that time he has been “employed at the Washburn State bank, in which he is still interested, | AT THE THEATERS || AT THE CAPITOL “Gay and Devilish,” opens at the Capitol Theater today with Doris (May, Cullen Landis, Otis Harlan, Jac- queline Logan, Pu!l Montana, Kings- ley . Benedict and other fun-makers éntronched and ready to bombard lo- cal theater-goers with laughs and thrills. Miss May in one of her de- lightful f‘apper parts is endearing herself to millions throughout the country in this, her latest R-C pro- duction. Sh2 becomes involved in all manner of Jaugh-provoking situations The plot is decidedly novel. BUFFALO HERD INCREASED. Devils Lake, N. D., June 12.—F. W. Triska, superintendent of the Sully ‘Mill national park near Fort Totten says the buffalo herd there has in- creased to 11 and are in fine condi- tion. The herd was begun with six buf- falo a few years ago. A fine calf was the Guaranty,; born this morning, Mr. Triska reports. | EVERETT TRUE , BY CONDO WHAT'S THE IDEA HEY THERE %. The WHOLE. OFFICE: FoRCE HANGING “OUT OF Tele WinrDow It's A Cieevs PARADE, We TRUS ! OF auy A loafer is always glad when Mon- day comes because then he hasn’t seen every show in town. Why doesn’t somebody organize a wife insurance company? “Shot by Suitor”—headline. The suitor didn’t suit her so he decided to shoot her. Longest day in the year is Juné 21. How appropriate that it falls on Friday, the day before payday. Wonder if a saxophone player can join the musician’s union? Skirts may get longer, “but it will be a long time before they keep shoes shined again. Bulgarian king works his own garden plot. This is better. than working international plots. Nothing is as: high as the high cost of loafing. Wouldn’t it be awful if the man who paints pictures for seed’ pack- ages opened a beauty shop? Old man Collins’ boys like to fight. Michael is the head of the Irish army and Patrick is a Chicago police- man. man with suspenders is a fat man without suspenders. We would hate to be rich enough to have a Swiss yodler want to marry our granddaughter. . It is better to begin with nothing and work up than to begin with no- thing and loaf down. A political machine is seldom a labor-saving machine. N You hear a lot about old maid re- formers; but who wants to reform an old maid? Our idea of being rich is getting your ties made to measure. Amundsen has gone to the north pole to find how’ weather is made. Better try the equator. The man whose pressing can looking at any statue. trousers need If there isn’t any money to pay for the bonus, how do they expect to pay for the tariff? When a man rushes home on pay- day you know who is boss. at his house. An ideal life is working in the ice house in summer and firing a boiler in winter. WHOLE LOAD OF TROUBLELIFTED FROM FURAN Feels Like A New: Man, Says Minneapolis Citizen, Since Tanlac Ended Stomach Troub- le and Built Him Right Up. “Tanlac has relieved me of such a load of troubles I just can't help prais- ing it from the bottom of my heart,” said George W. Furman, a well known citizen of Minneapolis, Minn. residing at 83UL Columbus Ave., South. “For three years I suffered tortures from stomach trouble and after every meal my food soured and bloated ma all up with gas so bad I was perfectly miserable for hours, and I nearly starved myself trying to avoid the suf- fering my meals would cause me. Every night I lay awake for hours turning and tossing and was so ner- yous at times I actually could’t’ stay in bed at all. I felt tired and weary all the time and many a day I thougiat would be my last on the job. “But Tanlac has built me right up to where I feel just like a new man, and I'm so grateful I have recommend- ed it to a number of my friends who are taking it with good results, Tan- lac certainly does the work.” Tanlac is sold by all good druggists. The only thing funnier than a fat ‘ get consolation by ot * r Nain Ny ~ ig > di or ¥ N d ‘ Beh « =a 5 3 Ss we ’ 4 & e ow .