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\ the Americans. \tender in regard to the memory of our youngest | ~ any/can * politicians into\ffice. That seems to be the con- THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as ‘Second Class Matter. GEORGE D. MANN" - - - & G. LOGAN P. DETROIT Kresge .Bldg. | “Editor Marqustte Bid larquette % ne PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH NEW YORK - = MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local news published herein. APeeN : All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION ed in perfecting Heéro’s discovery to the useful stage. SERVICE ABOVE SELF EXEMPLIFIED Those who witnessed Hampden’s charming in- terpretation of “The Servant in The House” saw visualized the power of the following verse from the greatest Book of literature: Fifth Ave. Bldg./of you will be the chiefest, shall be servant of all.” “And whosoever Service above self was never better exemplified e by any artist on the stage. A great stage homily or republication of all news dispatches credited to it or|was this play, seen alas by too few in this city. COINCIDENCE Bell applied for a patent on his telephone Feb- ruary 14, 1876.. The same day, Prof. Elisha Gray SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN A VAN oO jrushed into the patent office with almost identi- Daily by carrier, per year sheamee Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck). . 7.20 Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck).. 5.00 Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota..... eeeeceee 6.00 THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) ! EEO MEMORIAL DAY The deep significance of Memorial Day is felt this year not only by millions of American people but by millions of Europeans, Canadians, Aus- tralians, and others who join us in strewing the graves of soldier dead with flowers. North Dakota as well as the other states sent the finest of her young men to serve on land and on sea. Many have returned to their former oc-! cupations, but some:found. resting places while on the shell shot fields, °'ft'is to the memory of these loved.sons that we assemble in memoriam today. The beautiful custom of placing garlands upon the graves of our honored dead had its origin with the women of the South during the tragic days of the.Civil War. It was one of those sym- bolic acts which touched the heart of the Amer- ican nationgand took root. By its founders it was regarded as ’a-lay All Soul’s Day dedicated to the consecration of the glorified dead. Today, our recent allies from all parts of the globe unite with us in wreathing the graves of their soldiers. The poppy of Flanders’ fields sig- nifies the same deep thoughts in the hearts of the Frenchmen, the Englishmen, the Belgians, and Although our tribute of recollection is deeply eroes, yet it extends far back to days of ’76, of 1, and of ’98 when the names of eternal liverty | union were as sacred to our boys as in ’L7. our memory lies the greatest monument to our iers, A COMMON MISTAKE In\esignating ‘certain candidates as Tribune es,” the’ Mandan Pibneer falls ‘into a mis- mon to.some newspapers which believe lal bondage. The ‘Tibune is not being run in the interests of | te. It proposes to place before its reafers in| tolerant manner the platforms of all caypdidates. \That is a duty a newspaper owes to it readers. ‘ There is tomuch prevalency of the idea’ that Newspapers ére\ conducted primarily to’ boost “ception of thé\contemporary across the Big, “Muddy. Probabl its political policies are boiler plated, not so wit\ the ‘Tribune. Norton, Lauder \y as many others as desired could have entered\the senatorial race without arousing the ire of The Tribune. The primary law woxks in a mysterious way, its wonders to b igns in this state who seem ining” themielves to put politics on “a high moral plane” so h\gh indeed that neutral- ity in politics will be rega&ded the same as dis- loyalty in time of war, hate courage enough to he abottion of the primary law and take an urge; : honed ‘and on state, gociall , there may be a nearel” approach to the*consis\ency the Mandan Pioneer prays for—¥in others. ., The Tribune is not’concerned\ with the political fortunes of ay’ politician or candidate. It’ would like \to see ‘emphatic in- dictment of state socialism anda triumph ‘of Re- publican principles, June 28. \But under the pri- mary law, there is nothing: syre but \death* and taxes—so why worry. The people}will get in the) final analysis just the kind of government their indifference allows or their alertness fo tha issues dictates. : ae All the newspapers of the state need orjcan do is to put the issues fairly before their readers—! they are the sole judges. The Mandan Pioneer probably would like to mark all the ballots in, their territory—but such is hardly possible under. our “representative form” of government. So let us all be content if we carry the truth to the people—that is the real function of a news: $ a newspaper cally the same device. : After years of litigation, the national Supreme Court decided in favor of Bell. Bell got to the Patent Office’a few hours ahead of Gray.. The short delay cost’ Gray what patent attorneys -call “the most valuable single patent ever. granted.” Being punctual pays. Delay usually means ab- solute failure, in the long run. STRAP-HANGERS The overhead trolley electric street car has its thirty-fourth birthday. Robert I. Todd, president of the American Electric Railway Association, orates about the industry. He finds that the number of passengers carried by trolley companies dropped off from 7,606,190,- 270 in 1920 to 7,144,332,920 in 1921. Meaning, that nearly half a billion times last year someone was hard-up enough to decide to use his legs in- stead of paying fare. Walking, however, is unexcelled for the health. Everything has its good side—even hard times. SUCCESS How long to raise to the top of the ladder? Har- vard Business College claims its graduates usual- ly reach an executive desk in six months. The average successful business man will look back and recall that it took him from 6 to 12 years to become an executive after leaving high school and striking out for himself. Young men, now graduating and ready to begin the battle of life, can make a short-cut to success by realizing that this is an age of specialization, with victory quickest to the man who trains for a definite goal. Drifters usually fail. LASTING Genghis Kahn’s followers swooped down on Bagdad, then the world’s greatest city. They beheaded 800,000 of its several: millions of in- habitants. ? : Mohammed, in the city. of Samarkand, saw the Chinese warriors approaching. He fled, saying: “The-Mongols are so many that they could fill the moat around this city with their horsewhips.” Today Genghis Khan and his successors are for- gotten, but 230,000,000 people are Mohammedans. Religion is the most powerful force among hu- mans. EDITORIAL REVIEW Commente reproduced in this column may or may not express the opinion of The Tribune. They are presented here in order that our readers may bave both eides of important iss which are being discussed to the press of the day. a MEMORIAL DAY There will be a good deal said about our war purpose on this Memorial Day, and a good deal left unsaid. Orators will tell a thousand audiences that our dead have not died in vain, but will be careful not to. undertake proof of their statement. It is too complicated just now for most of us to figure it out in words of one syllable. Probably the orators will do as well not to un- dertake complete demonstration of just why we are confident that our sacrifice was right and by precisely what processes it is to triumph. It was many, many years after the Man of Galilee made his sacrifice on the cross before any appreciable number cf humans knew that it had not been made in vain. Today hundreds of millions jknow \and can say why. Already we know that part, of our war gift of blood has won a return in bettering mankind, and we can abide with faith in the redsonable certainty that the full reward is coming, and coming with a speed unknown to earlier ages of progress. The Nation’s complete tribute to its hero dead will be made this year with good reason to hope that even this generation shall see the entire ful- fillment of the faith in which they fell. — Stars and Stripes. TRUE NONPARTISANS, BLESSING ONE AND ALL If breaking one commandment puts one in the same class with the man who breaks all ten and paper anyway. ver them “broke,” then how many of us are NO. 174465 Forty-six years ago this May, Alexander Gra- ham Bell had had his telephone patent, No. 174465, only two months and was talking himself blue in the face, trying to interest capital in his “toy.” Today youngsters no taller than a yardstick are successfully making wireless telephone outfits. This rapid advance has come in 46 years. We advance with lightning speed in our time. Hero, of Alexandria, ancient mathematician, invented | his aeolipile or first steam engine about the year | doomed to “eternal damnation” on account of lost ollar-buttons and! tagless shoestrings! There’s ie ahead however for those who have not yet stepped over the brink for a North Dakota man ha§ just patented a shoestring tag which posi- | tively cannot come off! Step on them and they take\a firmer grip on the string; the more you| pall the tighter they stick. Our shoes will soon) all\pe equipped with them, Townley in your right- hand’and Lemke in the left, and, glory be; what a relief to those who must sit .and‘listen to éon- ———.-—-- | ADVENTURE OF | (By Hal Cochran.) Three generations of women today, All with a single thought, Are paying respect to the memory Of those who in wars have » fought. THE TWINS 2) By Olive Barton Roberts Wink, the dream-fajry from Snooze- lum ‘flown on the Moon, slung three little poppy-leaf bags over his shoul- d.r and slid down a bright moon- beam to the earth, ‘It was a glorious night, a night so clear and lovely you could see the colors of the flowers in the garden, There were faint stirrings and rust- lings everywhere—night Sounds, peo- ple call thém. Some''say it’s the sleepy birds,"'Some’ say’ ‘it’s the tiny insects, and some say it’s the wind. But it’s really the fairiés that come from the moon: ur Over in the forest the trees rustled and swished softly. That was the ‘ree-Fairies who hop from branch to nee ae | AT MORNIN T HIN ‘MEMORY. OF THE: YESTERYEARS! and Grandmother, mother } daughter, too, i Are shedding a memory tear; They may smile for the peace | that has come anew, | Yet they sob for the yester- year. TUESDAY, MAY 30, 1922 PAGE FOUR . THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE The memories ‘stay, though the VV years roll on, And the feelings of reverence - increase For grandfather, father: and: son, who fought a That our country might live in’, Peace. eu ltoWv (Florence Berner.) The robin with his ckeery lay, Will wake me at the break of day; The blue bird in the peach tree swings, And to his God a hymnal sings, Then soon bird voices fill the air, And blend their music rich and rare, The sun from out his hidden siecp, Above the hill begins to peep; While myriad of twinkling eyes, Grow fat and fainter in the skies; Then as the hilltops turn to gold, The moon grows pale and dim and cold. The dew that fell thruout the night, Now. sparkles in the morning light; And gleaming there ii seems to, me, Like candles on a Christmas tree; Then seemingly with happy shout, The sunbeams blow the candles out. fessions! _ Now for a_collar-button that’ won’t 100. Yet it was not until 1774 that Watt succeed-jroll!—New. Salem Journal, e branch looking . out der the birds, their babies and nestsi."t' Up in the air was the faintest hum —the wings of the Cloud Fairies. Here and there ‘onecould hear a faint chirp—the Chimney ,Fairies on the chimney-tops calling» to one an- other. ce 3 And there! . That sounded like a happy laugh. One of the happy Dream Fairies, of which Wink was one. the roof of Tommy s#rown’s hous and climbed up to the top of th chimney, He expected to find Black Cap there. Black Cap said he’d Wy sure to see that none of Eena Meeng’s bad fairies with dreadful dreams coftd get down first. But Black Cap was not t was the first time the little Chi Fairy had failed him, “Oh well,” said Wink, “I'll g wn to Tommy’s room anyway. I dofwant Tommy to have this nice @ream: about a pony on his birthday. gAnd I want to put an idea into his head. Vve a dream for him EVERETT TRUE’ here} It BEFORE WE out IN THE leu You KEEP TRE House CCEAN THES XGAR Nie Wink slid down his moon-beam tof co ASHES IN THE CIVING= ROOM THis VERY MORNING $ , ho! You have; have you?’ a voice. It was Comet-Legs! Ho just come from Eena Meena and Wink could » in an ugly toad-skin bag. (To Be Continucd) _ Copyright, 1922, NESA Service) Today’s word is DISSONANCE. It’s pronounced—dis-o-nans, with! accent on the first syllable. | It means—a mingling of discordant: sounds, lack of agreement, i It comes from Latin “dissonantia,” | disagreement in sound, discord;.which, | denoting separation or parting from,’ reversal, undoing, negation, and’ “‘so- ‘nare,” to sound. It’s used like this—‘Father Oden- bach, director of St. Ignatius Colleze |the benefit of ratio experimenters, of BY CONDO | : i GIN CARRYING THINGS i RD, LET ME ASK You wHarT! i ISENSGE THERGNS IN THIS ANNUAL House NING WHEN, AS 4 MATTER OF Facr SCRYUPULOLUSLY / AROUND ? | Don't LT SES \ | ¢—_—_——_——. if "A THOUGHT || | * a ‘of. Mrs. eliminating which he calls ‘one- third dissonance, one-third’ bad tun- ing and one-third the beating of drummers gone mad.” Thou wilt show me the path of life; n ‘Thy presence there is fullness of at Thy right hand there are plea- s forevermore—Psalm. 16.11. beyond life’s work-day Cne step thi One more beat of the soul’s broad wings, One deep sorrow sometimes brings The spirit into that great Vast ey in turn, comes from “dis,” a prefix, Where neither future is nor past; None knoweth how he entered there, But>waking, finds his spirit where We thou@ht an angel could not soar, d what he*ealled false dreams be- fore, i ddy’s observatory, describes a method, for! The very air about his door, —James_ Russell ‘Lowell | MANDAN NEWS | Miss Helen Elizabeth Creenwood and Frank P. Aghnay were united in marriage Friday evening at the Presbyterian manse with Rev. Hugh H. Owen officiating. Miss Greenwood is the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. William R. Green- od of Chippewa Falls, Wis., and been a teacher of the primary in Central school for the past years. Mr. Aghnay is the son cf Mr. and Mrs. Phil Aughnay of-this| city and is employed with the-North- ern [xpress. Mr. and Mts. Aughnay will be at home-ts“their friends after a wedding-trip to eastern cities at 706 Third St. Mrs. L. S.. Daugherty who has been visiting for the past two months at the home of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. I a . F. Place left Sunday evening for ber home in Harrisburg, Pa. Mrs. W. E. .Norton who was also a guest at the home of her parents left last week for her home at Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Mrs. A. E. Craychee and children left yesterday evening to spend a nth visiting with relatives at Am- bey. Minn. Mr. and Mrs. Wellington Bewien of Wells, Minn. will ‘eave with them on their honeymoon trip. Mrs. F. H. Waldo entertained. a number of teachers and friends at a luncheon Saturday afternoon in honor Frank Aughnay, formerly Miss Helen Greenwood. Miss Florence Bentley of Bismarck was a guest at the home of Miss Mary McGillic Saturday. Dance every Tuesday. Thurs and Saturday evenings a 10 Cents da 8:30 at The Coliseum. ner dance gearless engine, intend- od ultimately for the antomobile, is being brought t> the bench test stage in Manchester, England, i 1s They claim gold has been found in Florida; but it may be just some tour- ist with his mouth open. Most people who have nothing to do make the mistake of doing it. The girl question is, ‘Has he got a car?” s British have issued.a blue book on Genoa, Now watch the Russians Is- suie a Red book, If reformers had their way, our na- tional bird would be the sad bird. June weddings will boost the rice business. A’man will go a long way to save his face; but a woman has only to go to the drug store, Keeping his nose to the grindstone would be fine if we could only get a mosquito to do it. In the annual spring drive of mo- torists against trains, no train casu- alties have been reported. Stunts pulled in ‘‘vifews tings are not as funny as sotb “pulled in’ politt- cal rings. at 109) When a check comes back marked |“No Account,” it is talking about the man who wrote. it. No wonder girls Jearn to:swim more easily than men. Who wants to teach a man to swim? AM If Dempsey wahts'a job, there seems to be severf sefutors who are look- ing for a fight. Canadian dollars are yorth--aearly bs mucsh as U.S, doliafs now; but few know how -much that is. Just when it looked as if the crims wave Were over, people began asking, “Is it hot enough?” Every now.and then a bathing girl gets wet and catches cold. The two boys who ran away to help Ford build Muscle Shoals will be men by the time the job opens. Indiana farmer, ave 92, has anit his ine for cigarets, What will the boys do next? JUNE IS “MIND’S PLANTING TIME” Asked why Dakota Business Cal- lege, Fargo, N. D., begins its school year in June when all others open in Fall, F. L. Watkins, Pres., said: By planting the seed of business knowledge ‘in June, our pupils’ crop’ is ready when there’s the biggest market for it.” He exphain- ed that most June pupils graduate in winter, the busiest season. Even in “‘dull’” months D. B. C. graduates are offered good places. Only recently Elizabeth Stajgr was employed by the U. S. Veterans? Bureau. ‘‘Follow the Succe$Sful.’? Write F. L. Watkins, Pres., 806 Front St,, Fargo, N, D.