The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 27, 1922, Page 4

PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIB SATURDAY, MAY 27, 1922 THE BIS M ARCK T RIBUNE goes who annoy their neighbors by peanut munch- “HUGO, FIRST” ADDS SPECIAL SHIPS TO Entered at the -Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D. as Second ing and loud whispered reading of subtitles, along , » N. Dy Class Matter. with running conversation about “I says” and “he! HUGE FLEET TO STEAL RUSSIAN TRADE (OE ESI A tl che ence GEORGE D. MANN_ - E : E Editor| S2Ys.” phi sheds BY MILTON BRONNER A ray G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY GENGHIS European Manager for NEA Service. CHI DETROIT : “ 99 ste. Beyln, ‘May %é.—One day the cap- Necte Bldg PETROMg| Genghis Kahn, “greatest” military destroyer of jtain ot 'a Swedish gasconger vessel ty PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH ‘history, established just laws among his conquer- ate ic rat ameter i : . Si lo a P| n aus: + NEWYORK - - - - Fifth Ave. Bldg./oq, He enforced these laws and made his empire “\wno is that poor seasick fellow? - MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS so secure against murder, theft and adultery that a8 looks ait he! might die before he The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use unarmed strangers were able to travel without| “He may be very ill,” said the pas- or republication of all news dispatches credited to it or/fear or danger from one end of the empire to the |senger, “but he won't die of it. What's not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local more’ he will probably buy a hunk of news published herein. 4 other. Sweden as soun as he lungs and has F pAllstights/of republiaton of special dispatches herein’ Genghis tolerated all religions, promoted educa- had. a is wees ce RE comes are also reserved, = CCCC_____iition and made hospitality compulsory among his | himself.” MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF. CIRCULATION subjects “wHe may be a ship owner,” said the ty bal he I like a lands- SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE | qy an: . ce ee eeely a INDY Bear Daily by carrier, per year $7.20 These good deeds still influence the Chinese peo-)man y pen yeatescecou ss ; . + jman.” Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck). 720|ple, after 700 years. His wars are forgotten, their| ‘the hero of this little anecdote is Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarc! ).. 5.00 crects erased. Germany’s greatest business man— Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota....... seeeee 6,00 Hugo Stinnes. The Swede was abso- War is the most futile of all human devices. |lutely accurate. Stinnes is a lands- The man who borrows trouble ne- ver pays back as much as he gets. Maryland has strawberries six jinches around. It only takes two or i ‘three of them to make a, dozen. ' Men and razor blades are useless when they lose their temper. { “The world is a mass of jelly,” says \, a British lecturer. Others think it is al lin a pickle. France and Italy will join England in investigating Turkish atrocities. i tf H ‘ THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER | we . man and a bad sailor, but the thirst (Established 1873) For every question it settles, it unsettles a score of for ships is in his blood and he -is We saw a man smoking one yesterday. others. rapidly coming to the fore as a new ei force in Germanys once more eX- A man with lots of time on his panding mercantile marine. hands usually kills it all. OLD-TIME PARLORS COLOMBO _ Owns River Craft ‘ Vy seer Long ago he was one yf the chief “Shoot to kill” is the order Cupid ety a Do you remember the old-time parlors of a Spain now claims that Colombo—discovered of |owners of German’ river craft. In ig Working “under: iM j 9 Y ri i bus—was|fact, the Stinnes family has been as- eu generation ago? They were great show-places, America and incorrectly called Columbus Cn ee tileiiatacas. tors alout i ad with their frail gilded chair, settee upholstered in|born on Spanish soil instead of Italy. two centuries, And, however wide: H H y j i is ink 7 i have come the interests ol horse-hair, famliy album, stereoscope, china par-| Ordonez y Garcia (Spanish minister of justice, spread suinnes, (be Sat never: forgot- lor lamp hand-painted in gorgeous colors, and thejnot a cigar) is investigating documents to this|ten the family fortunes were started by transporting things on German This year is half gone. So is the 1921 gloom. “Skirts” is a slang expression for “women,” but it is time to change footstool made of six tin cans covered with car-|effect, recently furnished in Galicia. elars. it to “stockings.” pet. | Ts a useless investigation. Doesn’t make any| If you sit on’a fine May morning Knowing thyself isn’t much use on the terrace of a Dresden hotel unless you can convince others. oR ames ee Over in the corner was the “what-not,” its!difference where Colombo was born. What counts|ang glance at the Blbe river below, shelves littered wnt eee shells, souvenirs fromlis that a Spanish queen had intuitive sense|your attention will goon be attracted If some flappers are wise beyond the Philadelphia Cait qi and the jug covered jenough to finance Colombo’s trip westward over 2 eae aury eee ay their years, ‘they! know everything. with an ‘amazing collection of junk imbedded in|the Atlantic to prove that the earth was round, inden with coal. eomow bers) you will ue ve eae prone ae a putty. when long-bearded “scientists” thought it was| er PS ‘Gver to. Coblenz whore’ a few morte sins jantrae; | the naitaanion Aweistricken children used to peek into the par- |flat. pot oun, doushBogs! are, ati) Eseuing. a ught. gin : lor When mother was out in her new alpaca “leav-| When they asked her how she knew, she prob- rivers and page tre You wages F ; : ‘ ait evil soon the, dimes eu on an a carak if Unter rife ae Seal ana ats, eae er ee ee al, fe | ADVENTURE OF || eceas shui ie toes oe ights.) 1, 55 Rw the fact ives ainace the peace rents are experts on Russia. ; THE TWINS yada’ # ' For one was allowed in the parlor only on state “KIDDING” wees surrendered te France and Bel- dapat rarataed See eresnal [oT TWINS 2) leave area peers nearnites occasions — funerals, when’ the minister called,| | Thirsty days hath September, April, June and sium. eure Oetad Shipsidg vu ae eported to his, chict that By Olive Barton Roberts Who wot have ‘tho nh tctalers \ “, ” ii i ii i when “company came” or when sister entertained November. All the rest are thirsty, too, unless] pu: important and money-making jj oct have put Russian harbors into a| Mr. Peerabout, the Man-in-the-Moon, i ide-] as these river lines are for Stinnes, ‘ter ae . : - ‘ the young sport who drove up in a side-bar buggy. |you make your own home brew. Se eee ea maganete turmohia atten: |fereiblezetate Q tne! Ries erete estat Meet aking: Naney and: Nigh evar ihe wt _oportanity “always looks big: gi ing. Shades were drawn in the daytime or shutters} That parody “got a big hand” at the spring|tion to the greater possibilities of: probably mot be able to negotiate | moon showing them the sights. closed to keep the sun from fading the brussels |Juncheon of the Women’s Forum, New York City. ere ee ect Ree those harbors, | But where they fail, | “Say,” he said suddenly, “do you) People without autos have a hard * * sy ee * c T e Stinnes 2660-tonners will glide in , nti A Peace e ard ‘ carpet. | The most interesting feature of prohibition is|block of stock in the German East jix. ducks on a mill pond. ‘So will Heston I completely forgot about the|time keeping away from home. African and the Woermann lines. La- ihe stinnes tankers Built at Kiel. list you brought with you from the Another rich man has killed him- that even its most rabid enemies take it good-|ter he obtained a big interest in the, demerscecoay a Paiaiast a cae Next to the parlor was the sitting-room, center jnaturedly. The “kidding” about the dry laws in- HSL ANA is OAS a a erat ae Metauactot eae ike : Seite ei ne cia ee ee ee tha one of home life, where Little Willig read “Rollo I idicates that the nation at heart is dry. It also|which fell into his embracing. net Peale oe et. | 2 “Let's ‘sec! rest of us. Paris,” mother darned the socks and later read indicates a fundamental national respect for law,|Was the Hamburg Verkehrs| Col yimang. ‘hus they. fetch. raw: ma- Tommy Brown. He wants a pony and “Godey’s Lady Book,” and father read the head- despite the joshing. Lair | ERA aa terial for Stinnes’ blast furnaces and thinks perhi psi my fairies can help ache news from Washington, close up to the} | Pere Hamburg, Berlin and Frankfurt on Stines’ paper, | pulp and cellulose | fm cut. Well, maybe they can. : irs Fi Most of the people who curse prohibition would|ix¢" Main, Furthermore i€°is inter. Mills. And they carry back to Swe- “Pil speak-to, Wink about it, He's smoking oil lamp, squinting his eyes as he pecved |, ote dry if it came to a referendum show-down creed in German seaside resorts like “en and Finland, from Stinnes: mills, | my chief dream-nixer.. I'll tell, him to| Doyle says he hears nothing from v “Imravemunde and has vesaels that Some of the manufactured materials | mix. up dreams -for ~Tommy and his;hell; but Voliva claims he knows Sy Ban * through “specs.” ; e P Fiens. those countries so badly need. AS | daddy and the man who sells ponies. where it is, so that’s all right. Here’s a letter from Health experts are attacking New York theaters. The only fresh air in {some is that played by the orchestra. carry excursionists ‘there. We laugh at that atmosphere now. But it pro- WHISKEY burg Stinnes. has a company whose wey a Hane Saat er cee tee act Between them they ought to fix it up} 7 caer ena duced “might; ibstantial folks.” spas soos swift small ships ply the Baltic. R bapa 5 some way. wise woman lets her husband some “mighty substantial Haynes, federal prohibition commissioner, |"\Wwithin. tip past two. years he Cf Stinncs’ ships. Theso, are Mere) tania here's “a letter trom . Susie|™**° her do what she wants to do. Changed conditi fh lif figures that only, 2,000,000 gallons of whiskey will formba ithe ae Snnet eaeavat house flag and they ave engaged in | Smith,” went on Mr, Poerabout. “Ste! 1 fp engineers report our levee i Veta bt conditions of home life —autos, mo- be withdrawn from bonded warehouses this year.|ione of the deépest humillations of the very important job of helping to says she's head su much about My| system ‘is strong anonek If the: het vies, dancing, up-lift clubs—have developed new nats quart a’ ygar for éach 13 Americans nis ustnese cdeer.Stinnes owned [00 Ce ttoat Te eee omelet oan : oar se a moan tax 1ST q i ye rere aie econ ae iS as * x ! ba a je ee * y ry ets. y 1) ght. oe +3 wR ys2: é Ed 4 3 problems, says" Johit’ J. Tigert,” United’ Statés ere i WT fe 55 ig, |2 consiilerable block of stock in the (¢, ra te 1ga0, A. i a HTIak aR fh ie il ead ie aan iof education - Also, it.is less than a sixth of the 1920 with-|once ‘great Hampure « American (Copyright, Service, Inc.) hier posueenees, eeu eed AT — ——+¢ ion. Steamship Company: and was made ; cn ome ae ore stroker ae 4 “When I ‘a. boy,” Tigert, “th drawals. . Seay one concern; beginning | Stinnes’ Control of many German | board, then seratched his bald head, 'HOUGHT | b a eas LD age a ‘ti . In the old’saloon days, the country drank 130,-|to recuperate: from the paralysis Heh gh Seer a com and’ finally took out a small note ie 2 Taare, | asis for education, morals and good citizen- . A caused by the war and the loss of its 7° en in this. field are’ told) book: on For as many as are led by the Spir- No ’ 4 ship ‘was laid in the home Horst wast the 000,000 gallons of hondest American whiskey A)piggsst and best ships, Was prepar- >Y Bronner in hjs next article, | “I'l “have to” goark those things]it of God, thev are the sons of God. center of. the family’s interest and affection. Mies pene ‘pe Hee Car yhenitce To reemean: PA ce a DID HIM MORE GOOD. Soe eA See eee ct eine peerre ie : e real-booze flood is drying up at ils souxze.| america. Tue latter has always | Many mon and women suffer fro¥| +, 46 as busy this spring as a cat at Yet I doubt not through the ages one increasing purpose runs, backache, rheumatic pains, stiff join And the thoughts of men are widened There was taught good old-fashioned dogma. | Food of poison continues in great quantities. But been a favorite field for German ex- ip a dog show, It seems as if everybody Each family felt and reco, ized its ‘responsi- sate cf Be nloitgtion :fnd German — business ; S°re muscleg and other results of kid-|*" 0° © - ‘ aA ly tell a oe ponsi- fear, greatest of prohibition agents, will take care treat teva miluy trienastenere: aor rile because they newlested tne | ants something, Well, ig old Comet |"" with the process of the suns.—Al- bility for the id d ideals of, each of it: y | Legs, my enemy, lets me alone, and bility for the ideas and ideals of,each of 1S of that, ‘ Stinnes is Humiliated first warnng symptoms. Foley Kidney reed co klddlessiielp, perhaps eae fred Tennyson. members. Imagine the surprise of tue man- Pills aid the kidneys to: throw. out Ga . aging directors, tnererore, When oe ! poisonous waste matter that causes |“, ’ RATA But, to a very great and growing extent, fine mornng as they sipped their {pain and misery. Stephen Lewis, Bld] MMe people of Whispering Foret! TODAY'S WORD = | that is not true today. Now the boy and girl, | @vitge and perused the Hamburg pa-! first warning symptoms. Foley Kidney want the earth — no, I mean the)’, "0 : IEW : eT DETR the young man and young woman, in morals vers, thetr eyes were ilainied | Oa | Pills did me more good than. aj} the ree ee Gon Sa ae es Today's word Ii ‘SACRILEGIOUS. y \ :||flaring advertisement in which the | other medicine I ever took, Thad kid. | > 0) ; mee : , i and ideals are shaped more and more*by the : _ wiugo tinned lines announced the ! ney bh rane on't have )Bunny another, and Chirk Chip-munk It's pronounced—sak-ri-lee-jus,” ‘ d a ese bv H inf k Comments, reproduced in his column may or may not |] nauguraton of a regular service be- ; ney son Feria S: ie ns as © | another. with accent slightly on the first and if ay ut ” any a e OK tS } communtiy an less and less by home influ gzprses the pinion of The Tribune, | They are presented bere J liwveen Hamburg and Suenos Aires. | thom Slats F Ky ’Big moon, little moon, sharp moon,|more strongly upon the third. sylla- ence. |] _ which are being discussed in the press of the day. sor. a tellow crestor to steal ay : round moon, half moon, quarter moon, |ble. It is deals Webster remarks, 5 *, ’ march on them like that wasn't con-; at misty moon, clear moon, dull moon,| @Troneously pronounce even by To meet this situation, parents must pay sidered “clubby.” ‘There was an in| Tach string of a violin {sof a te oon’ red moon, blue moon, fat jedueated speakers, as if’ spelt sacri- manage. ie greater attention to community life. They must FRAZIER OR McCUMBER? mediae conclave and Stinnes, tire | dierent tilolness ree eu Coe ae entae dioon: full ;aoon,.tio. taoon!.| H&tOus.” | see to it, that all community enterprises are on|. When it comes down to the real question of billionaire in, German ae eee prsiaintsiaate sium ho!” : ‘Gah ane iqislat or, ,profana- the highest possible plane. For the community United States senator, it certainly looks as if the |titerally and physically, | But _ his Louther, cong vets suse in norte aes worry, the Twins laughed. at donee: fron ‘és sCrilegus,” Sa f bel evi aslyVth Faw Not ‘ | fight b en ier. name ceased to adorn the board of “"" © i ‘ev so Sat se ta a ub that gathers or picks — up , sacred must sipply’the view-point and attitude to-| fight was etween McCumber and Frazier. If|tie ve of the Hayug, as the great ivy. (Copyright, 1922, NEA Service.) | {rings a combination of the two La- ward life whigh; the family circle formerly sup-| this is true there is no question as to whom real shipping company is known all over ' ~ -~~- |tin words “sacrare,” sacred or holy, pliéd. ais ¥ Republicans should support. We have one Non- Paes e anid ae bee 4 eve . an nei read or Rather. a5) i y zt eal ti 's_used like — I ramen intuitively have sensed.;this. That is partisan senator now and another ought not to|South American lines more than | EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO tion that their country has not the thi al’ reason why they have insisted on a voice be added to this state’s representation in the/ever and he immediately took some right to use force if Germany should v i : 1 2 " high b S 3 y of his ever-ready cash and invested it default in reparations payments. ‘is. in polifics and the affairs of the community. All) hig est body of the land. Let’s think this mat-/in the North German Lioyd, the great treated bv French statesmen ‘as\al-— this is an,expression of their desire to produce | ter over carefully—and decide on what is best for Bremen rival of Hamburg, most, sacrilegion.” It was in connection with his ship- Saw ieage silt better Gitizells : l North Dakota.—The Casselton Reporter. ping interest that Stinnes got some = na ae Thdt, too, is why a woman’s place still is in the Skule jw DCAM LI te {He BONNEY, Be 20. | if » ates. “ 99 fe home—but only part of the time. A LATE UNPLEASANTNESS Thore were built for hm eres JOB OPEN WIRES 4 | A A * new 12,000-ton ships. Stinnes decided | { The strained efforts in Democratic quarters to|{ name them Ludendorff. inden: | _ BANK TO D. B. C. dy JEFF DAVIS read into the Beveridge success at the Indiana|burg and ‘irpitz. As representa- . . ; + H (Say tives of Germany were then con- | Jefferson Davis, president of the Confederate | Primaries a setback to the Harding administra-|;.. ring with the allies, the latter. took States, was captured 57 years ago this May by tion had little enough effect upon Republicans. this action of Stinnes as a good. sign Michigan cavalry, near Irwinsville, Ga. |The earnest Democratic wish that was father to|{hat Germany was still kaiserist, util A banker and a lawyer recently wired Dakota Business College, \ Fargo, N. D., for heip. Result: Ed Graff is now with Adams Co. itarist and unrepentant. Inside Ger- H Thomas Mile Hunter, one of the cavalrymen, | this thought failed to impart vitality to its off-|many many of the Socialist leaders State Bank of Hettinger. Rosella ue : reminisces at his home in Spencer, Ohio. spring. verte utils trncre surigioed, Bea ie Gregerson is with Atty. Fleming of i Hunter puts the lie to the malicious myth that Ex-Senator Beveridge, ‘whose victory over|mesely. A total misreader of popu- scranton: Out-of-town banks by Davis, when captured, was trying to escape in Senator New makes him the Republican candi- deen Per cttadien wae ne his nie Teoh sane Se. women’s clothes. Davis was too dignified and| date, referring to the effort to pass off his nom-|ships thinking of the men who bore They do. 230 are bank officers i fearless for that. The story started because they | ination as a rebuke to the administration, says “I renner ata orine fi oeonle atin Dakota Business College is the caught him.early in the morning, wearing a bath-| Cannot see how any such interpretation possibly |«id so. When he realized his erior, it ‘ d only. school beginning its year in robe. ; |can be placed upon Tuesday’s vote * * * Iam ras. too ate about. the ontyiantetake : Ss : ee June. This means more individual Each member of the Michigan cantors was a Republican and intend to keep to my place.|that caa be charged up to Stinnes in — WELL, WHEN THC TEN MINUTGS instruction: You're ready sooner seatled tons of $800 tn 1808. But Hunter|*. @.* -Ttdaitow Republican’ vs. Democrat, and|.t> HMDS same, Gua EMESIS | eee ARS ek ee Sa FL. Waking Pros, 806 Front says they didn’t get the money until 19 years time for everybody to forget the primary and ciear| flee: edisbing: Vue igi scouetat ot =| wart AN EXTRA MINUTS ooo St, Fargo, N. D. ee i nt le e! = later. It will interest veterans of the World War| the decks for November * * * The primary jtonnors. His experts have advised to know that government slowness is a chronic |¢@mpaign in Indiana was merely a family contest. him tha: 17 O0titon BS a un % ¥ * 5 Oy lonly much cheaper than the fanic disease, nothing new. * * We shall enter the campaign next fall/yessels, are not only run more ce FRMEYS SERVICE DAILY PHOTO: @ BISMARCK. NORTH DAKOTA © Known all over the Northwest for Quality @ MAIL US YOUR FILMS ©, I with perfect unity and a single spirit.” |monically, but ton for ton ay nee i : : : aps earn more money and give bet- | NOISE To complete the obsequies of the calamity mis- ter service than the huge floating ho- When you enter a theater in China it’s like go-! interpretation. of Senator New’s defeat for the tels- apes : ing into a boiler factory. Music is discordant. nomination, there come reports from Washington| the Shanes onicrmnind are be- House lights never go off. ‘The audience talks|that the Beveridge candidacy will receive thejing built, fora snecific | Piriie: loudly, never stopping its chatter, regardless of | heartiest possible support of the Administration, ‘San Gisiness ian ee ojes on what is happening on screen or stage. In front) and that quite probably Senator New will himself Russia, Some day and not very long i fi ts t e countr; of each theater seat is a shelf for tea and nuts. ott: He expects thet maT anteon: THE TRIBUNE'S Classified Column is Well Worth a Try—To | Rent That Vacant Room. ake the stump for his successful rival—all of to pe opened once more to the com- | That is the picture brought back by Meckins,| Which reflects credit on the methods of the In- merce of ths world. With fie ane movie export-expert. |diana primary campaign, vindicates Republican |{0t) SE ENE ae aire site of | i Pass the good word along. Maybe it will in-| Solidarity and demolishes the theory of an anti- transport ot goods to ba canta aed | duce a great exit Chinaward by American movie- Administration debacle. — Philadelphia Bulletin. anne onbee au entire departaeal fot