The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 25, 1922, Page 6

PAGE SIX POLITICAL FUN ” AT FROLIC OF GRIDIRON CLUB President Harding, Members of Cabinet and Other Notables Present UTE SKITS HAD ON These Were Introduced Between Each Course of the Many- Coursed Menu iron Club took the approachihg po- 1 campaign for the theme of the t its annual spring dinner and hu d odd distinguished guests provided fun at the expense of public men and affairs ident Harding, Vice| President all the members of the cab- Gillett, many members ot Congress ,the diplo- owners and editors of and many others promi- ess, financial and pro- ss'onal sat ati the guest tables and <njoyed the fun. When the dinner bell rang in ofd- fashioned style, President ‘Harding es- corted by James P. Hornaday, the new nt of the club and Washington jondent of the Indianapolis (News, led the procespion into the banquet hall. ‘ in; Former Judge ‘Landis. was” intro- duced with an appropriate pafedy on an old song, “Take me out to the ball same.” Judge Landis explained that a contrivance around his neck was a hot water bottle which he always car- ried. for use “in case the fellows who are paying me my salary’ get cold feet.” i Between each.caurse of the menu a one-minute skit. wa’ présented. One cf these was the discovery of an ex- plesive bomb, which, when opened, proved to be the bonus.bill. Another con d upon George Harvey, ambas- sador to Great Brita‘n, impersonated by a club member, who demanded an opportunity to make a speech, “President . Harding,” ..remarked President ‘Hornaday, “is perfectly will- ing to let George make all the speech- es he wants at; a Gridiron. dinner, for reporters are never present.” Rip Van Winkle Awakened Rip Van. Winkle, appeared and was | the hordes of ‘Russia, drilled anid dis- awakened from his sleep- with great | | with all the yas: resources of Russia difficulty. i “Has the Fordney-tarift pill: passed the Senate?” he asked. $ “No,” was the reply. “Well,” he remarked ,yawning, “I might as well go. to sleep again for another twenty. years.” ‘There was a laugh when oniissien of any reference to the coal strike was made the subject of an inquiry. “Well,” explained a member, “We always have a dinner in April and at the April dinner we always have a coal strike skit. It has become such a chestnut that this year we cut it out.” Letters were read which had been received in answer to this advertise- ment: “Wanted. A Leader for the Re- publican \party ing congress. Experi- ence unnecessary. Address the Gridiron Club, Washington, D. C.” “Wilbur Glenn Voliva, successor to Alexander Dowie, was alleged to-have written: “I have proved that the earth is flat with a solid dome. So is the Re- publican party. Will .take leader- ship.” Charlie Chaplin suggested his avdilabil'ty as a distributor of: pie. Henry Ford offered his services be- cause, as his letter asserted, “I am an expert on rattles.” ‘Elmer Dover, assistant setretary of the treasury wag presented with the axe which Adlai , Stevenson made famous, the presentation. beng made by a delegation in Indian costume. “Take it, Paloface,” said the bearer of the axe, “and may;the Great White Father glory in your nerve.” Political Campaign Theme As the theme of the dinncr was the approaching political campaign, the presence of Chairman’ Adams and Chairman Hull gave additional zest to the jolts impartially given both ‘parties, The political skit was a com- bination of songs and dialogue, pre- seated by club m2mbers seated around a stove in the “Squash Center Cash Grocery.” “When the women really begin to vote,” remarked one of the farm- ers, with tears in his voice, “we will ‘have to buy all:of.our tobacco from a hootlegger.” ee ieee A song deploring. the. retention. of, the Democratic postmaster and tear- fully pleading “for: jobs that .we are necling,” was sung with much spir- it. Several pertinent—or impertinent CORNS Lift Off with Fingers Doesn’t hurt a bit! — “Freezone” on an aching corn, shortly you lift it right off with fin- gers. Truly! Z Your druggist sel!s a tiny bottle of “Freezone” for a few cents, suffi- cient to remove every hatd corn, soft corn, or corn between the tdes, and the calluses, without soreness or irrl- tation. |GERARD SAYS RUSS \ Coolidge, Drop a little in- stantly that corn stops hurting, then states set up. by the treaty of Versaill route, which ice closes part..of the ye: By James W. Gerard, Former Ambassador to, Germany.. New York, April '25.—What I have for a year or more predicted in speeches and articles.inas ‘happened. Germany, forced into a corner by the demand for sums greater. than.can be jwrung from the. German people, has chosen) to make an alliance with Russia and (fo seék from the economic benefits to be derived from such-an alliance the wherewithal to pay her pressing creditors. - Few people realize that for years the. commercial jJanguage of Russia was German thatthe educated part of ‘the population of the Battic states is Germante, and that from the men: of German descent in.these. states. were chosen many of the, best generals and admin’ ‘tors: of the old Rusia. And as surely as‘ night follows day there will follow a military alliatice between Germany and. Russia. France may well fear the day when ciplined by Germans, led ‘by Germans, administered by Germans, will pour across Europe ‘in. that constant drive tothe west which seems a brute in- stinct of all Europeans. The new Poland will disappear, once’more part:ticned between Ger- many and Russ‘a. 'No' more important’ anid startling event than this alliance has happened since that Armistice. Day, when the kaiscr’s empire fell. (Copyright, 1922, by NBA Service) —inquiries were referred to the man in the moon. ~ “Why the ‘man in the moon?” ome one asked. ¥ 3 “Well,” was the reply, “as Presidont. Harding passes the buck to Congress and Congress ipasses the buck to President Harding, we have to pass the buck to the man in the moon.” Congress was dealt with ina parody on the old song, “O, dear, what can the matter be POLITICAL __. PRISONERS RELEASED (Moscow, ‘April 25.—jMore: than, 1,500 political prisoners have been released iin various ‘parts of Russia. sitice the announcsment in February that the Cheka had been abolished and a state political dépar{ment created in “its place. Last January there were 1,348 po- litical prisoners in Soviet jails, ac- cording to a statement by M. Kursky, commissioner of Justice, but all have. been liberated with. the exception of 307, and many ‘of these are expected to receive their frexdom within the next few weeks. Some of the cases, however, will not be disposed of un- til triad ‘before the Supr2mé Revolu- tionary Tribunal, the highest court in Russ‘a. Record Of Aliens | + In Asylum, Ete. Being Looked Up A survey is béing made of the in> mates‘ of the state institutions who imight -be eligible .undor the laws of the United /States for deportation be-. cause of \having become: a, public chargé. White ‘every attempt is.made by the State Officers to detect any: such of these as may be sent to, the state institutions, the official inspec- | tion is welcomdd. At the present time an inspector of the Immigration department is making tie rounds of the Insane Asyl- wn, rpnitentiary' and — the, reform ‘schéol and will’also:make an inspec- tion of the home for the feeble. minded at Grafton, although it‘is not thought that any aliens, less than five years in the state, are at the latter institu- tions. , The inspector will look into the rec- ords of all aliens at the four insti- tutions who have been in this coun- try less than five years and will at- tempt to ¢heck wp all- the data con- cerning them to see if they are eli- gible to deportation to. their native countries. : The inspector at present making the + the Russ:an, who negotiated this treaty. 0 GERMAN TREATY.BUILDS WAR ‘This Map Tells'a’Story | This map shows ‘Russia and Germany, which ‘have entered. into. an. economic treaty... Dire cation between‘ these countries, which was possible along a long frontier before the war, 18 ‘How long will these states be able .to ‘withstand, T interests? Especially Poland? ‘How long will Russia and Germany be content,.to trade ' over’ thé. forig ‘water. At{ the left is Rathenau, the Gernian, and at the right Is Tchitcherin, DECLARES RUSSO- || es, ar, . ANTI - BOLSHEVIST THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE is x é DI ; ed. i the, D ; Rugso-Germah ; Es GERMAN PACT IS THREAT TO ALLIES : Bv A. J. Sack, Director of the Russian Information Bureau fh the Ualted States, Re- ‘presenting the Russian Demo- cratic: Antl-Bolshevist Par- tes. -« x New York, April 25—The German- Bolshevist trealty does mdt change materially the long-established’ rela ‘tionships between Germaty:and tac Bolshviki. i What makes the mew German-Bol- shevist treaty of interest is the cir- | cumStances under, which it -was con- cluded. It is an alliance between Bol- shevict RusSia..and Germany in dt- der ‘to. force certain things at ‘the Geona conference. The Bolshevist regime Needs credits without which it cannot continue. Germany wants re- duction in reparations. .The German-Bolshevist ‘treaty is a threat I:hat if the allied countries will not agree to help Russia and Ger- many, the latter will get along with- out them and, perhaps, against them. From this point of view, the treaty is a ‘ctupid blunder on the part of both ‘the Germans and the Bolsheviki. LIGNITE COAL’S OUTLOOK GREATER’ THAN THAT OF STEEL 20 YEARS AGO (Bulletin from Office, North Dakota Reclamation Herbert A. 'Hard, Fargo,.N.'D. ‘Fargo, N. D., April 25&—But.a few years ago the boosters of. the possi- bilities. of lignite, . as of airplanes, were indulg2ntly smiled on as either dreamers or as propagandists, in whom sound business could take no stcck. ‘Today, to show fully: estab- lished is, its economic basis, a prom- inent financier has said of lignite: “It is one of the greatest possibiligies of financial development of the U.S. It, has a greater outlook thane had steel 20 years ago.” The recent announcement that the federal appropriation of $100,000 is now available to the Burcau of Mines for investigation of lignite, adds new confidence. : It is remarkable: that the wonder- ‘ful possibilities of lignite, and the op- portunity to overturn the present un- sound coal marketing method of the northwest has not long ago attracted eastern capital, and it is but a natural outecme that recent press digpatches | indicate its organization to develop the state’s vast mineral wealth. The .superiority of North Dakota's coal is attested by the fact that South Dakota has recently established and is, successfully operating a: state mine in North Dakota for its institutions. ‘Recoghizing Value’ ‘The full value of lignite for uss un- der boilers and even in home heating is gradually: being récognizéd as. grates, furnaces and, drafts are, being adapt:d to its needs, and ag the peo- ple become familiar with the ordinary ig rapidly being extended to all kinds of service and it will be but a few years until its consumption will.'be quite general on account of its low iprice. It is practically: the sole fuel of the west half cf the state, of all state fnshitutions, “es regidly over- coming early objections and is be- coming the cheap fuel supply of the Red iRiver valley: .(t is being used in hundreds of: homes. f (While lignite burns ‘best in a Jarge fire-pot, many are. getting good re- sults in ordinary roomy firepots, pro-, viding it has ample draft. Lignite must: have access to plenty: of air t i without :excesgive, “slacking,” Tt is'|, handling of both, fuel and furnace. Use |’ Potthg: only: result of she’ Germnan-| Bolshevist treaty will be. that the French position +* the,Genoa confer. énce will) be materially. stréngtiencd, and Mr. Lloya’.George - willbe leds conciliatory: towards. Germany ..dnd Bolshevist ‘Russla, . Ji: his address betore the British. Parliament . on April 3) while ‘emphasizing Russia's Need for capita], the British prime minister made, it’ clear that “it will not get capital: wiJhout security, con- fidence and peace, internal as weil as external.” : ‘ The behavior: “of ‘the Bolshévist delegation at Genoa does not inspiré fidence an? does mot promise tha establishment of ‘internal peace in Russia and external. peace ‘between | feet. Many of these are. cdntinuous can use it, but space forbids mention. Russia under the Bolshevist regime and.the western civilization. : Those who were skeptical from the very beginning, of the. idea -of bring- |: ing fire and water peacefully to-' gether, have received through the German-Bolsheyist treaty ddditional proof ‘that peaceful:Gooperation bé- tween - Bolstievist: and democratic be established. * Engineer). iburn readily and to dispose of smoke and: odors. Ney Rae We: “ Whils in. federa) servica Mir. Hard made investigations: of) both ;furnace. types as well as'lignite resources, and last night called upon Mr. Aldrich of Crane-Ordway to denionstrate by, chart’ and talk the superior advantages of the new. . types of lignite, burning stove and furnace. We The.early opposition to lignite was.|- in part due tothe inflexible methods of mine operators and dealers in’ mar- koting the product, in.an unusable form which made it slack much worse: than it should. Lignite mn the. grean,: mine run state has up to:8v. per cent: of its: weight. in water. . Shipped in this state “it will evaporate dnd loge over 20.per cent of its welght after: being we'ghed out. The agit on:| this had to be lost by someone, and th -evaporaticn of the. water. from;|: large ‘luinps caused. it to\ slack and;|- crumble much: worse: than ‘if dt. had been broken to 6 inch pfeces.. Eastern Coal too:High Investigations ‘show that if lignite is first; crushed “at :the' mine ‘to sizes |' not to exceed 6: inches in length, and:|: dried béfore shipping or later; it will:|' lose..75..per. cent .of its useless water: very lard -for: séme. mine: op® tor}: become reconciled to the necessity of: ferashing a ansable size,; and. drying, : but gradually. the trade demand is be- ||! hing acceded: to by the alert business |: man eet Be i North Dakota, in common: thei northwést has’ lorig. been using) east- ‘ern. coals, paying, the “exhorbitant | freight.rates for a 1,000 mile haul over: the very. routes which will later be: asked to drag our lignite to supply the: @ast. Hconomists estimate the early @xhaustion.of eastern coal. Then, ut Ikea, the ‘early development. of ‘the St. Lawre! power: project and other |; ¢héap : sources -entitely ‘tpset out, |: resent biundertng methods; ou a fl nédds will: again be sibaidized to (North Pakota’s lignite ‘atk over the Wes; which have. fed(améthwarted) |’ ‘oir eae lanaarsies devel@pment -with tour is from the headquarters in Min- neapolis. DIES IN HOSPITAL Kenmare, N. D., April 25.—Leonard, 12-year-old 90n of Mr, aNd Mrs: Ben Johnson, who live just across the line in Canada, died at a Tocal hospital aa the. result of injuries received from the acciden‘al discharge of a rifle while he and, companions were hunt- ing gophérs. The bullet entered un- der one ear, passed through the neck and ‘emerged near* the other ear. Death ensued two days after the ac- cident. , Phone 62. The Wachter Transte : dealers ‘in OT and COLD STUFF _ Beulah Coal—Missouri River. Ice. ‘ WHEN IT COMES TO MOVING. < nt. our First Class Rigs and: Compete MACHINE 4 year of his there are certain teach him. ‘The basis of tre: 187! mak known: to druggists and ¢ public since ‘aldwell’s Syrup Pepsin. ~ stipation, ~ biliousness, aches, mental depressio other indisposition from const * 'S ombination pt! laxative herbs with pepsin. Use of’ | dissefmtoaiory rates Yetarded ‘North Dakota has about 600,000,000,- 000 tons of coal, uhderlying 32,000 | squaré miles, or the western 2-5’ of ‘the state. This.occurs,in numerous beds. which, vary from .oné inch -to. 35. jfést in thickness, and..are separated by shale. .Only. beds of more’ than’ 4 feet in thickness are here considered. Some localities have one bed, others many as 20, , By putting all the beds together, the maximum thickness in any locality is found to be over 157 re Ideal x x ‘ a simpl etabl eee HEN a:man is in the 88rd e, as I'am, ings he has learned, that only time can ing-sickness .has-not changed since I left Medical College in et the laxative prescrip- tion I-had used in my practice, 92, as Dr. Then the treatment of cot head- 0 indigestion, sour. stomach; and itions.that result ation was entirely simple vegetable erbs and’ roots. It the basis.of my ell Syrup Pepsin Senna ahd other:mild -Recently new medicines n brought out for tion that contain cal- in Free two, three or more and some éyen as |' Doctor at 82 Finds Mothers Prefer Formula to New-Fangled Salts And Coal Tar Remedies for Babies Judgment of 1892 vindicated by world’s approval of Dr: Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin, compound for constipation—So safe thousands give in arms—Now has largest sale in'the world. ple want to use them no onécm deny them the privilege, but ° fepenould never be given to chi at= nor since Fplaced.on the he ° _ From a recent portrait of , DR. W. B, CALDWELL Founder of Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin.“ Born Shelbyville, Mo., 1839 is warning the public against them. Certain coal tar products will depress the heart; certain alts. give rise to intestinal poisoning, impaction and rupture ofthe intestines. If grown peo- opportisnity for you ‘and other: CHARGE. Dr. W. B.. constipation, the safer for the child and. for you, and the bet- ter for the general health of all. And as you‘can getresults in a’ mild and’ safe wa using’ Dr. Caldwell’s Lal why take chances wit pills drugs, even if disguised in candy? My remedy, too, costs * ‘Jess than’ most others, only about a cent a dose. A bottle such as you can find in sny drugstore, will last a family several months, and all can use it. It'is good for the’ babe’ in arms because -pleasant to the taste, gentle in action, and free from narcotics..\ dose, given in‘the: directions, it is equall ages. Elderly people will find sit especially ideal. Syrup Pepsinis on the cover of every, bottle, and :the ingredients have the endorse- | ment of the U. S. Pharma- copoeia. In remembrance of my 83rd birthday I have set aside the sum of Ten Thousand Dollars to be given away in half-ounce bottles of my Syrup Pepsin. Only one Free Trial ‘bottle to a family./All are ‘constipated now and then, sto try Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin FREE OF Ask for your free bottle today, simply - B..Caldwell, 514 Washington St. Monticello, Ill. ‘Do not postpone this. APRIL 26,;’22 ren, The simpler the remedy for by yruy and péwders:and strong ‘In the proper effective at all: The formula of Dr. Caldwell’s andihere'is an: ding name andididdress to over hundreds’ of square miles. They ‘ar3 cut up in ‘the bad lands, but ap- pear inthe next section or township. There are 160 lignite mines in the state, _ not counting the numerous open pits where farmers dig out their fuél, free for ‘the labor of handling. But ‘for. this wealth of fuel the drouth -stricken farmer could not have existed through the past 6 years. Uses of Lignite Mr, ‘Hard dwelt at length on the methods of briquet‘ng and prepara- ‘ton’ of lignite for the market and on the various industries whi It may! be used: (1) fuel direct; (2) manufacture of briquets and gas; (3) electricity; (4) pottery; (5) pumping for irrigation of 250,000 acres of North mao Jands; (6) making dyes, chem- cals. Viiv This cheap fuel may be used as it occuys, or coked into briquets and the gas used-in the process, or made to serve local mills or future factor- ies; or, its energy may be converted into electricity. and used there or:sent in high tension lines to future cities \ and mills in the eastern part. of the state. Sooner or later industries will oe do, and spring up within the lignite belt. DEALISM combined with prac- tical efficiency are the motives, inspiring the 25,000 men and ‘women who make up the personnel of the Standard Oil Company (Indiana). ee The ideal of production is to create petroleum products as nearly perfect " as is humanly possible. The expres- sion of this ideal in tangible form has resulted in a vast and superla- . tively efficient service to 25 million ‘people in 11 Middle Western States. To perform this service our com- plete refineries are working 24 hours every day. At the Whiting Plant alone the Standard : Oil Company ‘(Indiana) employs.more than 3,500 people and has an annual capacity. of 14,600,000 bbls. of crude oil 7,750,000 bbls. of gasoline 2,190,000 bbls. of refined oil. 1,800,000 bbls. of lubricating oil. 35,000 tons of refined wax 100,000 tons of asphalt products. * 14,000 tons of candles _2;500 tons of parowax - ‘ ‘24,000 tons of grease . These plants are the visible expres- sion of an ideal, To bring them to their present degree of efficiency fequired years of: time, intensive training, wide experience and almost _ limitless resources., Ree The seven men who guide the affairs _of the Standard Oil Company (Indiana) are. planning constantly “new methods and more ways to . achieve greater effectiveness in serv- ing the people depending upon the Company for petroleum products. These men are working to perfect a complete service—first by manufac- ~ turing a maximum number of useful petroleum products and second by maintaining a complete system: of distribution which shall: carry.thesé _ products to the consumer whenever and. wherever he may have need for them. : men are at your disposal. Wood—Gravel—Fertilizer.: Bismarck, N. Dak. s oho Standard Oil Company (Indiana) 910-S. Michigan Ave., Chicago, Ill.