The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 24, 1922, Page 4

PAGETOUE _.THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE MONDAY, APRIL 24, 1922 | THE BISMARCK TRIBU N E}has not kept pace with currency depreciation, and) AS WHICH IS TOSSING W A shaking al over the thing. ‘Hapgodd oe eae TTT aT TV GE i i ai} ; lapgood, d this vile, Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second that the working capital really has shrunk, meas ‘ HICH? | word here? i guilty of that? My w Class Matter. . jured in American dollars. ‘Price hoax. a | 5 LTRS - Mabel, think me ‘capable of. that’ : sie | : - 5 hay uterer! Adulterer! “My God, GEORGE D. MANNS - - - - Editor GAMBLING God, adulterer! The word make: ie st Foreign Representatives . i be i sick, , The very word is like poison in G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY ae More than 1,000,000 shares of stock are sold in samonet. And Tan to lewallow At ae e, my name, my le, my! Meets Ble. Kresge Bldg. two hours on the New York stock exchange. brand, Adulterer! Adulterer!’ ‘s PAYNE, BURNS AND eee anata | The wave of speculation is a gambling bet that pa tell you, old man... I tell NEW YORK Ui Walgreens ifth Ave. Bl’®-|the country is headed toward better business con- | Ssrmnmtcedite eee niin. talktaeapout MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS aitiona: the practical side of it. That is I Managed to.make him listen while [ | talked, is “Next morning—that’s this morning, 1 you understand—he was a little more normal, able to realize things a bit, [ mean: in a panic fever to be off and state at the Registrar’s that he was going to defend the action; but nor- mal enough for me to see it was all right for him to go straight on home immediately after and tell the girl ‘what she had to do and all that. I Yold ‘him, by the way, that it would AS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use! Jt is a manifestation of the return of public or republication of all news dispatches credited‘ vo it or 3 a not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local courage, absolutely necessary for business revival. news published herein, In the last analysis, Woodrow Wilson was right i licati f ial dispatches herein ‘s ag A All rights of republication of special dispatches here) 1 o. he said that the hard times of 1914 were are also reserved, re ON Pe Nau Ne ste Ma Teele es : MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION |/@rgely psychological. : Fear is the regulator of general business. For SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE; : Daily by carrier, per year........++- ae ‘20\that matter, of nearly everything else. Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck). Da att etalde of Noth Dakota, rcvrrsss +, / 600 HEALTH Besley ae Bat 10 cite oat new, a, THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER The death: rate is much higher among the . See veut Poet Meetees (Established 1873) wealthy than the poor, says an officer of the Pru- that up in the end to clear him. You Ps dential Insurance Company. aa Lee at dicen He blames overweight, improper digestion, rich it, It was ‘horrible to hear him, He A NEW WEIGHING MACHINE |food and excessive smoking. be aera ne ac a Ra ’ and said he’d kill him, now—after this. “Well, ‘he got through his business about twelve—Then a thing happened. Can't think now wiat it meant. We ‘were waiting for a cab near the Law Courts. Ai cab was just pulling in when a man came up and touched Sabre and said, ‘Mr. Sabre?’ Sabre said, ‘Yes’ and the chap said very civil- ly, ‘Might I speak to you a minute, sir?’ ry “Suddenly someone shoved past me and there wae ot Sabre ‘gqtting ‘into Yhe\cab with’ this chap who had come up to him.’ I said, ‘Hullo! Hullo, are you off? “Hie turned round on me a face gray as ashes, absolutely dead gray. I'd ever seen cuch a color in a man’s face. He said ‘Yes, I’m off,’ and sort of fell’ over his stick into the cab. The man, who was already in, righted ‘him on to the seat and said, ‘Padding- ton’ to the driver who.was at the door, shutting it, I said, through the, win- frightful tragedies, but they won't look| dow, ‘Sabre! Old man, are you ill?’ at them, they won't think of them, “He put his head towards me and they won’t speak of them: they mean|said in the most extraordinary voice, A weighing machine, so delicately adjusted that) Nature tends to balance things up. Too much it immediately detects the withdrawal of a single |1yxury and soft living, the shadows of wealth, de- steel rivet from a 25,000-ton steamship! \stroy health. Luxury, desired by all, is like vipe This is the latest achievement by Uncle Sam’s|fruit—close to decay. ; Bureau of Standards. It is described in’scientific; As in all things, strive for a happy medium. circles as “the most precise work of its kind in| s s many years.” Man_is.getting. the art of measurement down | EDITORIAL REVIEW finely,.yepen, in comparing a couple of one-pound : weights i illi 3 ditced in this col ‘not { weights, he can detect a difference of a millionth some feorodiiced. in this, column may ot may not Yet in that most important form of measure- || is order that our readers may. Bave both siden tportest iseues ment—determining relative values of human en- 2 *’ ergy expended on different things—we are mak-| TALK ACROSS THE PACIFIC ing very little progress. .\.’ ty ices It may be somewhat of. a surprise to some un- Discover how to'measure human‘energy and the| observant persons to know that Uncle Sam has “relative valuesiof: whut it-produces, and you have ja wireless telephone'service that, with the aid of theikey to the jus! distribution of wealth. super high-power sending’ stations, makes it pos- —_ ,|sible for his workers to talk from Cavite, in the Burglars have started their spring cleaning |Philippines to San Francisco on an uninterrupted early. icireuit. Secretary Denby, however, casually an- well. speaking between his clenched teeth ; ii j i ; wry “Old bre t ‘his head in his}as though he was keeping himself = on pu in g; P' 7 mounces that this long-distance radio Service, ‘ . hands, ‘He migiit have been praying. | from yelling out, he said, ‘If you love INCOMES ; which more than 2,000 words daily are flashed “With that he went back to all that}me, Hapgood, get right away out of Sveaking of overhead and excess baggage: The|across the Pacific. has been in operation for @ stuff I told you he told me when I was|it from me and let me alone. This E B dd ‘d orts that the] y down with him last month. He said,|man happens to live at Tidborougn. * Census Bureau adds up and reports eS year, AND: his face all pink under his skin, ne/I\know him. We're going down to- value of all American farm products raised in 1919} ‘This is not alone an indication of the advance said, tHapgood, T¥e got the secret. T've gether’ i . Rog ~ 3 got the key to the riddle that’s been| “I said, Sabre— was $21,425,623,614. ie ey that has been-made in wireless telephony. ~ It also 5 puzzling me all my life. Light, more! ‘He clenched ihis teeth so they were = The income of all Americans combined in the!serves to show that you never can tell what is k Bie Nght. Here it is: God is—love, Not|all’ bare with his lips entracting., He ‘ " . = Gat : * 4 this, that, mr the other that the in-|said, ‘Let me alone, Let me alone. ee , that, ki ; same year was $65,900,000,000, or over three}going on around you." Science makes rapid strides IS. M utchinson ict | delcences cevolte fat tania’ pute: belael Lat sace edone? : times the farmers’ income, fh F these days, and..it is pleasant; to know that, in|,.° femge ©1923 ASMHUTCHINSON © 4 and goes alway, and goes on hungering, The farmer, for actually producing everything | some respects at least, our government is keeping] Continued’ From Our Last Issue. | zether, Hapgood—together; but the |e ne ee eee ene | gone ener at Lae SOY ays “T tell you what I’m going to do. I'm ‘ ck “ ‘ Heres ae Rf like that; but just this: plain f | frightened about him.” Paes that feeds and clothes us, ‘got only. a’ third of the|abreast; of the times.—Buffalo: News. He haddonce.” 116 Showed me the} life I'm caught! up in, the things that | child, clear as scat tor era in . *(Continued in Our Next Issue.) ‘ = pie! : letter. ‘Well, you: know, old man, every| are happening with me, that I’m right} toj1i; : God is— 4 : ‘ iF E fox. knows)-syhat toxtey: ike; ‘and I|inithe middle of, that ‘I felt 1 had to hia sistiieod: “Te ‘that awelleth a Out ‘of each’$3 farmer gets $1, city man, $2. THEATRICAL ATTRACTIONS FROM smelt a dear i ; dwell nat letter. ‘other so) icitor’s smellin| get alway from for a bit—astounding, | jove dwelleth in God-and.God in him; \ GRUDGING LADLES home posse Peg her tp estan nS 5 Tr, SNe bey ws nen i ee Ba ea taaene fe : L J rd, 1 mt forty women in ake Next to home, the worst place to spend the sum-| While the current theatrical season has’ been|they might resume. their life together, torches oft Pion Gad ng onan ; We: ‘ ‘a i pened it back. 1 said, ‘H’m’] secret of it, nothing would be’ said. ] “When I saw him’again was about ea auld, ‘H’m you remember,| People wuld know I..was rather aj three o’clock, and I walked right into oe event t oe ‘was that remark—| shameless lot, my little ways would be} the middle of the: development that ae + came that perhaps the girl] an open secret, but nothing woul be | has pretty well let the roof down on ie ad Sate ela n ‘oh{you. Remem-| said. I should be received. everywhere. | him., : Sop fat, don't'you? Eut I'm thought to zave brought onc| “He was in the lobby. No one else . y jove, I thought for a minute} woman into my house and I’m banned. | there. Only, a man.who'd just. been he was going to flare up and let me] 1m, unspeakable. ‘ speaking to him and who left him and eee me ete eure uf ve “Do you see, Hapgood, Do you see? | went out as I came in. : 3 2 Ny rd, man,!The conventions are all right, moral.| ‘Sabre had two papers in ‘nis hands. if ' iets eel ridiculous. Man alive.| sound, excellent, admirable, but, to|.Hle.was staring at them and you'd ha’ Conan Doyle says they stay:married with -all my:faults, ‘by wife Knows| save their own face there's a blind} thought from his face he was staring| forever in heaven, Some. people me. side. to them, # shut-eye side. Keep} at a ghost. They were divorce papers wouldn't call that heaven. that side of them ana you're all right. | that’ have to be served personally, Di- They'll let you alone. They'll pretend | vorce papers, His wife had ins they don’t see you. but come out and | divorce proceedings against him. } stand in front of them and_they’ll| ing the girl, Dffie. devour you. They’ll smash and grind|, “Yes, you can whistle. He was] May 14 is Mother's ay. Payday is ind devour you, Hapgood. They're de-| knocked out. I got him up to his) pamers Day vouring me, ji room. It was pretty awful. He sat ; “That's nwhere they’ve get me in| on the bed with the papers in his ‘ theiy jaws, Hapgood; and where/ hand, gibbering. Just gibbering, Was Heed ‘tt ian ius Be pre lot he f they’ve got Effie in their jaws is just| his wife mad? Was she crazy? He A orecisely: again on a ‘blind, shut-eye| to be guilty of a thing like that? He * ide. They're rightly based, | capable of a beastly thing like that?| , Compliments don’t last long unless hey’re absolutely: just, you can’t gain-| A vile, hideous, sordid intrigue wita ¥ * , vy txem, but to ‘save their face, again, | a girl employed in his own house? Ef- ; fie! His wife to pelieve that? An About the most popular person on mer is away. ‘a bad one pretty much all over the country and “ ; retrenchment seems to be the order of the day, CENSUS OF PIGS nevertheless there is, occasion for some concern Mail carriers early in May’ will take a cengus|in the report emanating from Chicago about ’a = of pigs to find out how many there are in Amer-|proposed merger of theatrical interests involving ica. The two-legged kind will not: be included. . |$100,000,000, in which Erlanger and the Shuberts The postman will find about 57,000,000 head jare said to be negotiating with other prominen’ z of swine on the farms. : ‘ |producers and theater owners to join. Along ‘with these are some 36,000,000 sheep,; The object, it is ‘set forth, would he to prevont } 19,000,000 horses, 5,400,000 mules, 24,000,000 |the needless building of new theaters for the “legi-)_ | CHAPTER IIL _milk cows and 41,000,000 other cattle. timate,” the overlapping of existing ones, and ex- peta onde month slater (in May. Civilization advances, but animals still are do-|hibitions in a city of more than one show of the| “Now I'll tell you, Old Sabre—by ing an infinite service for us. Treat them kind-|same type. It even goes so far as to limit to one|’°v* i's Migntlul. He's crashed. ly, remembering that in relation to animal life inst in sf iti Look here, at's ins two vparta, thie a ring t the number of first-class houses in smaller cities.| sudden development, ‘Two parts— “ we are parasites. , This would be a body blow at dramatic art. The morning and afternoon: yesterday and amg hoae aT chances of bookings for the independent produc-| siacos to. AS GoBEee Put confidence in everybody and you soonjers would be of the slightest. The trouble with| “yes, prighton. I,was down there ‘» won't have any. our commercial theater is that it is so utterly and|for # Saturday to Monday with my 3 “3 i . Missus. Monday morning we were damnably commercial. It is anything but a thea-| sunning on the pier, she and I. , Reading the new tariff is like try- -|ing to scramble eggs. ae \ A s ie se ue hey’re indomitably blind and deaf to bs fy Fs reas FETRINIED: TREES fs ter of ideas. What has served, will Serv that oes ote eae ae began,} 16 hideous cruelties in their applica-| unspeakable, beastly thing like that? earth is a near-sighted chaperone. % Petrified trunk of a fern tree, 20 feet long, isjis the rule of an institution living largely by ee Tants, eet ully interesting face! on ‘They. mean well! They cause] iHe tried to show me with ‘his finger! m4) much money goes to a man’s = dug out of.9-¢oal mine in Alberta, Canada. formula. Whatsoever is new, quickening and vital] «7 jooxea across, Old Sabre! re most frightful suffering, the most| the words on the ‘paper. His finger!) 34 and a woman's back, 3 The find recalls that sub-tropical climate once jhas to fight its way slowly into:recognition now.| “1 went over to him His face was} —_— Side-stepping never gets you to the % existed north of the United States. h ndicate as that said to be contem- ||ike a shout on a sunny morning, Yes,|! i ° Under such a sy’ he was jpleased. I like to think how EVERETT TRUE fs BY CONDO front. # Climate does change, though this particular plated the effort would be well nigh hoopeless. —| jony pleased the old chap was.” # instance took millions of years, according to scien-|Newark News. ‘~ “T got old Sabre on to a secluded Se a TT hy tists. ‘ bench and started in on him. What I HEARD TODAY THAT MRS. JOHNSON, WwHo on earth wag he doing down at Lost WHER VOICE Two Years ACO, HAD. AN People who go too far have a hard time staging, comeback. Flaprers dress: for speed and com- i We live just long enoygh to get a glimpse of our TWO YOUNG MEN Brighton and how vere things? ~ OPERATION ON THE VOCAL CORDS AND HAS | fort. ., infinitesim@}’ uninipoMtance ‘in eternity. Earth} ‘The crown prince of Japan and the prince of | -°1° said Tense tapgood ak | [REGAINGD, HER VOICS = j i ” will cover up all traces of everything we build. | Wales are young men destined for great parts in| to seine. etiadiitor get away POOR ' Se aeee the as ad vo ‘{ Just as many millions of years lie ahead, as in| world affairs. They are now qualifying for their | fom them for a bit, I'm going ! ; HUSBAND. Ny rere aes Tiaets oe tomorrow. Efile was right—with her y the past. No more, no less. Time has no begin- |y, "ni d. Iti ; delusi f Y ig ork: ads baby. She was glad I should go— Senate fovors the bonus: but the ning, no end. It is a delusion of man’s brain. Last year the former took his first look around relad for me, I ean Top of her oun doubhboye haven't the dough yet ' is : A P % isery, Hapgood,\she’s miserable at i = MME ARG CL lin the Occidental world. He was everywhere |' ach : what she says she's let me in for. Perhaps we could cut our navy dawn , _ The main kick against work seems to be that|most cordially received, and returned home in-||She’s always crying about it. She's » it takes up so much time. “ ‘ torn between knowing. my house is thc a ip 'formed and refreshed by what he had seen and aly places whavosaheWont haves her & Pare STOR a aE heard. His vision, necessarily, was considerably | baby, between that and. seeing what i BOTH CLAIM TITLE | enlarged her coming into the place ee caused. i : : i pathos : She spends her time’ trying.to do any ; New York and London carry on a newspaper) The latter is now taking his first! look around | tittle thing she can to make me com- argument, each claming it is the world’s largest:in the Oriental world. Ina few days he will land|fortable. It's pathiettc, you know. city. : ls " of th f Jumped at this sudden idea of mine of in Japan and be the guest of the country for | getting away for a couple of d to three days a week. From the nictures it must be the Atlantic City bored walk. wNyY —ER — L MEANT now HE'S GoT THE SURGEON'S. Bice If, we ever make peace with Ger- ' many again let’s do It C. O. D. Do You BY SAYING HUSBAND’ & They say liquor traffic on the Cana- idian border is heavy. Wonder if it is Greater London, in a radius of 19 miles from;month. The arrangements for his entextainment|Fussed over me packing up and ‘alt Charing Cross, has a’ population of 7,476,168. |are elaborate, and insure him both a delightful This is 344,500 less than live within 19 miles of jand profitable visit. That he will: return home in- City Hall, New York. |formed and refreshed by his travels is certain. _ Some people never get it through their heads) The young Japanese is likely to have his oppor- . that the size of a town has nothing to do with its {tunity first, and at no distant time. The health , value and real importance. The log cabin in which jof the emperor of Japan is precarious. When he Abraham Lincoln was born is more valuable to|goes, his son will step into his shoes. % civilization than the whole structure of Greater; The young Englishman’s opportunity will come New York. i later. King George is in his prime, and the con- i Our radio kick is, the farmers will know how |relation to developing events should serve to pro- © things are selling in town. jlong his life. But when the. son’s opportunity MOVIES IN GERMANY improvement of it. ; last year has increased its capitalization from|many things must be ordered in new ways. 98,751,000 marks to 319,718,000 marks. 'Ycung men for action; and here are two young} This looks as if Germany is getting ready to} men who when they get into action and into their flood the world with films. \stride will be prominent and important in the A check-up, though, will show that the increase ' world picture—Washington Star. ° ‘land would I get her som2 stuff, oxali¢. \dition of world matters and the British empire’s| comes the fruits of his travels should show in his! German moving picture industry during the} The war has produced a new world, which in| that, you know.’ Look, just to show you how sh nts about for payin te to do for me—said iy old straw Rat wag much too shabby for Brightob acid and let her clean it up for me As a matter of fact she made such shocking mess of the hat, that I hardly liked to wear it, Q@ouldn’t hurt ‘her feelings, though. .Chuckled it into the sea when I got here and bought this one, Make a funny story for her when I get back about how it blew off. That's the sort of life we lead togeth- er, ‘Hapgood: Give you another exam- yDle. Ju: “hen I had brought her the | stuff for Met me with, Had i |Jost anything? Said I was to guess. | Guessed at last that it must be my | cigaret case. It was. She’s found it akout and ‘took me to show where she’é put it for. safety—in the back of the clock in my room. Said i was alwaays to look there for any lit- tle valuables I might miss and wanted ime to know how she‘liked to be care- ful of my things like that. Fussing over me, d’you see? ou. Meant 7s NOTHING OF Tne Kind going or coming? Wil [Hays has stopped the Arbuckle pictures, so some people think he has earned his big salary. A loaf a day keeps the coal supply away. From his rerutation as a killer, Gen. Semenoff’s name must be pronounced See-men-off. The modern wise men of the yeast are home fbrewers. After their argument, Mr. Tumulty. author of “Wilson as I Knew Him,” lhas decided that he didn’t know hin so well. Some married neonle are hapny; ‘other make ~their home with the | parents of the bride. Myvyrics are still so high we have ‘4p go without som> necessities. Normal adnit can hold his breath «sphat’s the sort of life we lead to-™ from 40 to 45.seconds, v