The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 7, 1922, Page 2

they do after the job. PAGE TWO i When a war veteran reads about the army worm running things he: thinks it ‘is’a second lieutenant, ‘April seems to be celebrating the anniversary of the flood, It will be strange if they catch this plesiosaurus, Lots of fishermen have hooked them, but they always get away, ‘People who dance cheek to cheek ‘should not eat onions. A bachelor is a man who only gets 100 miles out of 4 pair of socks, America leads the world in chewing gum and the rag. . ‘Best way to start a fight 1s to tell a fool’ he is one. Air castles are all right unless they are hot air castles, Babe Ruth will be out of the game : 40 days and 40 nights and a flood of protest is expected. Wouldn’t it “be awful if the girls didn’t have any more sense than we think ‘they have. If Dempsey wants to fight, we know where the tax collector lives. ‘When a thief grabs a lady’s hand- bag she loses her complexion. Assets of the Ingersoll Watch com- pany brought’ $1,500,000. They had a good time, but things were run down and so have been wound up. Instead of “The sick man of Eu- rope,” Turkey seems to be “The slick man of Europe.” Absence makes the heart go wander. This would be a great U. S. if poli- ticlang worked as hard on the job as ‘New Yorker says women are 99 per cent crazy. Women say that is one per cent less than he is. Motorists think repair shops have one’ mechanic and six accountants. Before you marry her you swear she is the fairest creature on earth; after- wards, the’ unfairest. f NTURE OF | By Olive Barton Roberts ‘Nancy and Nick, on the Five-and: ‘Ten-Cent-Store Mountain, stood gazing into the.store window, where the fish: hooks were, each of them fingering the dimeg they had found in their pockets. It. had been a surprise to discover the money, for neither of them had a pen. ny when they started. “Oh, look!” cried Nick, “there’s the very ‘kind of hooks T've been wanting to catch shiners with.” Then sudden- ly his éyes caught a glimpse of some- thing else. ‘And there’s one of those new tops that plays a tune. I'd like to see how it works! there—there’s a balloon yeu can blow up as big as a tin pail! Come on in- side, Nancy, I want to look around.” ‘Nancy did not have to be urged, you may be sure, for hdd not her quick eyes seen things, too—a remarkable china doll with joints, and a hat that wouldn't come off, a box of paints, and a whole washing set with real clothes pins?) © cay 3 In they went, and joy of joys! There was everything in:that wonderful store that heart (of a little boy or girl) could wish. Marbles, kites and thingumbobs, Drums and horns and canes with 4 knobs, Jumping-Jacks that worked on strings, Dolls. and ‘carts—all sorts of thing wi a They'w from counter Bicounter, entrance@sat'all the things they saw. ‘Never once did they think of their errand... mot “f Off in his cave wicked old Twelve Lift Off with Fingers Doegn’t hurt a bit! Drop a little “Freezone” on an aching corn, in- stantly that corn stops hurting, then shortly you lift it right of with fin- gers, Truly! - Your druggist sells a tiny bottle of, “Freezone” for a few, cents, sufficien§ to remove every hard corn, soft corn, or corn between the toes, and the calluses, without soreness or irrita: CHARGE POLICEMAN BY DAY WAS BURGLAR, BY NIGHT By NEA Service ‘Seattle, April policeman. Off duty—a burglar. ‘ That was the schedule Fred L. Trombley, Seattle policeman, operat- ed on, if charges preferred against him by, the Seattle pol’co department |. are proved, Shorn of his uniform, ‘the alleged Jekyll-Hyde policeman is awaiting trial in jail here. (His formier police comrades charge: ‘MIAT photographs and records prove Trombley was sentenced to the stato penitentiary for grand larceny in 1909 and that he escaped. THAT he served a ja/l sentence for petit larceny. THAT he was sentenced to the state penitentiary for a $3000 jewelry rob- bery. In December, 1920, Trombley passed civil scrvice examinations and became a temporary officer. Later he was ad- mitted’as a permanent member of the force. Police charge he served, at the same Jail where he had formerly b2en held. (Meanwhile Trombley devoted his time off dutv to burglary, police say. He carried a police service revolver for police use and another weapon for his private use, according to the charges. After_an accident had brought to light Trombley’s alleged criminal activities, he was se'zed when re- porting at his station for police duty. 7... On duty —a Toes did_a sailor’s hornpipe on ‘one foot and a Spanish fandango on the other. Then he kissed himself heartily. “IT ‘knew it, I knew it!” he cried. “Once get a child inside of a five-and- ten-cent-store with a dime in his poc- ket and you'll never get him out. it will take twice as long to get two children out. And as there are about a hundred stores those Twins will spend about a year on that mountain, the way I count. “Sure ‘as you're living, I'll marry Princess Therma yet.” (To Be Continud.) (Copyright, 1922, NEA Service.) FRED L. TROMBLEY (BELOW) AS HE LOOKED WHEN A SEAT- TLE POLIBMAN AND (ABOVE). A PICTURE FROM! 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C. attractions are pleasantly remembered by all lo- cal film devotees who saw them on the screen during the last féw months. Her initial subject—the one in which she made her debut as an R-C star— was “The Foolish Age,” in which she was ably assisted by a brilliant cast embracing such well known comedians as Otis Harlan and Bull Montana, not to mention Billy Elmer and a lot of othe# fun-makers. |, . : Her second big hit wags “Eden and Return,” another swift-moving farce based upon the stage play of the same title, which was produced some years ago. It was written by Ralph B. Re- naud, a well known newspaper man, In both of her R-C productions, Miss (May has impersoyated the happy-go- lucky sub-deb with.a song on her youthful lips and gaod cheer in her heart. It is a type for Which she is ideally suited, Larry Semon ip “The Show,” {fs on the same program. THE ELTINGE | ling for Romeo” with Will Rogers at Saturday. 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