The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, March 21, 1922, Page 4

PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE TUESDAY, MARCH 21, 1922 THE BISMARCK TRIBUN Eizainea 27 per cent in aeantiy in 1921, but dee! | THE BABES IN THE WOODS Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class Matter. GEORGE D. MANN - - - - Editor Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNR COMPANY CHICAGO DETROIT darquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg. NEW YORK - Fifth Ave. Bldg. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or ot otherwise credited in this paper and also the loval yews published herein. All rights of republication of special Mspatches herein are also reserved. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION .. SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per year. $7.20 Daily by mail, per year (i : . 7.20 Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck).. 5.90 Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota........+++++ 6. THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) EP SPRING FEVER Have you noticed your annual attack of spring fever coming on yet? Watch for the symptoms. It’s a fine time to take a psychological inventory of the Ego, that mysterious being that moves our bodies as the operator of a marionette show moves his puppet-actors with strings. Scientists never have been able to agree on ex- actly what causes spring fever. Some say it’s a lethargic drowsiness, caused by the body eliminating pdisonggaccumulated during the physical inaction of “winter. Help the elimination by taking long walks, breathing deeply: of=the fragrant spring air, or starting a garden. © %. \ Another theory about spring fever is that it’s a reaction from’ winter, first warm weather mak- ing us drop:into the slu; shness of the tropics, home of out’prehistoric aricestors. Maybe, too, it’s an inhertance from the times when the cave man, after a long and monotonous winter in his den, strolled out to bask lazily in the warm spring sunlight. \e Qdd thing is temperature, regulator of the amount of energy your body generates. Hard to work at’ all.on a hot summer day. Rainy weather, also, makes many folks sluggish and drowsy. - Researches by Ellsworth: Huntington, of the National Academy of Science, show that human efficiency goes up or down with the mercury of ‘ the thermometer. At 60 to 65 degrees, we do our best physical and brain work, and are healthiest. That’s why the temperature of a’ house, office of workroom never should go above 68 in winter. ; | Sap starts rising in trees. Grass sprouts green. Plant life buds. Chirping birds pause on their way north. The ice goes out, fislf run on the surface. The bear leaves his den. Timber wolves stop running in packs and mate. ! That is spring—the sunrise of a new period of life. The backward gardener stirs. Farmer whis- tles in the fields. Golf bug smacks his lips. Fish- erman goes over his tackle. Small boys swarm with marbles, baseballs, kites. Spring is the time to take a new lease on life, to get a fresh start. Fill your lungs with fresh air and go to it. ‘The best thing about spring fever is that it’s aj prelude to another round of intense human activ- ity. Except, of course, for the gent that has spring fever, 365 days of the year. “LAW OF ‘ * ‘The Jaw, of averages is mathematical in its ac- curacy. When 2. scientifically-managed chain store system wants to open a new shop, it has “clockers” count the passing crowds, to learn what location’ has’ the: most, traffic flowing past its doors: wo ‘ definite] own set percentage of the passers-by: will turn into the new store. .This is the law of averages—that, while a thing may, not happen repeatedly, it will show up, on the average, every-so-often. Gamblers use the law of averages, figuring systems to beat the bank at Monte Carlo. It is a law that should be taken into consideration in all/she wills. proposed undertakings. GORILLAS | You have always read that the gorilla is a ter- rible beast.. Now comes Car! E. Akeley, back in; New York’ after an expedition for the American Museum of Natural History. —~ \ Akeley brings with him five stuffed gorillas. He denies that gorillas are ferocious: “There was no sport in shooting them. , It was too easy. I made moving pictures of four big gorillas playing and keeping an eye upon me until they ran away into the jungle, frightened by the click of the camera.” 2 This is an iconoclastic age, accepted notioris) being exploded one after the other like a pack of firecrackers. IN A NUTSHELL All last year, friends of the farmers were shouting that means must be found to check the rapid falling-off in exports of things grown on the farms. | Department of Agriculture now announces that | exports of the 32 leading agricultural products | PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH ! —labout ina hurry. She called police. All day they creased 39 per cent in value. Most of the other basic industries have been | going through the same thing. ‘ The so-called collapse of exports is largely a col- lapse of prices. RUNAWAY Guy Clerk — two years and nine months old — decided to give his new kiddie car a real try-out. He set out to.tour the world. i, s When Guy failed to show up for noon-day lunch, his mother, knowing his ‘appetite, began to look sought for him in Boston. At night a patrolman feund Guy, very tired but: still clinging to his kiddie car, sitting’ on+a eurb. : The emotion of Guy’s parents will be appreci- ated by: that greatest international fraternal or- ganization, parents. : ; A lost child in five minutes can stir up more ex- citement than a.dozen sessions of the League of Nations. Let us be glad of that. Civilization is advancing or deteriorating, according to the atten- tion and care devoted to children. How much would you grown-ups, in a monoton- ous world, give for the thrills that Guy had on his adventure? LONGER SKIRTS Models from Paris exhibit the Jatest French fashions in the exclusive Fifth avenue shops, New York. iy a a ae “The skirts are long.” ‘Those four: words may not seem important to men, yet to all American women they are ex- tremely impertant, and certainly one of the most interesting of alli things claiming attention. Paris has always had a pretty free rein when it came to dictating: fashions‘fok women. ; Will it win out this time, with long skirts? Our women have become enamoured f{the freedom and comfort of short skirts. That will not easily be overcome. : On the other hand, the long skirt may be one phase of the inevitable reaction to conservatism now sweeping the world. WEATHER As the world gets further away from war, there jis more talk about the eternal and vital question, weather. England checks up and reports that last year was her. driest since 1815, the record, year for scant rain-fall. ‘ The reaction to this will be an exceptionally wet season—maybe this year, maybe next, maybe not for several years, but it is certain. Nature evens eyerything up. ‘She, too, uses the law of average. GERMANY UNDERSELLING A French business expert, pointing out that |Germany is underselling all nations, comments that the German salesman’s greatest help is his ability to extend to a customer any amount of credit, with anywhere.from four months to a year to pay. That is our greatest’ foreign trade problem. Some way, it-can and will be solved. We are the world’s richest nation, and have a fabulous hoard of gold on which to base credits. EDITORIAL REVIEW Comments reproduced in this column may or may not ex the opinion of The Tribune. They are presented here in order that our readers may have both sides of irportant issues which are being discussed in the press of the day. LILLIE TAYLOR’S’CASE | A court decision in Texhs givés' Lillie Taylor, a colored woman, 25 years old, and unmarried, oil lands worth $15,000,000. This young woman i“cleaned” for a living before fortune overtook her. What now? The property is hers. Perhaps she never earned or possessed’ ‘a thousand’ Yollars in a year-in her life.. In all probability, she’ ig to- tally, unfitted to manage the net income of her| property, around $300,000 a year, to say nothing of the property itself.| She may squander it in the wildest extravagances, may become the finan- cial prey of thieving scoundrels, and the law has nothing to say. It is her property to do with as Why should not the law, which awards her this great fortune as a matter of right, also protect her in the management of it and the income she receives from it? She is, no doubt, as much in need of a guardian for her wealth as a ten-year-} old child; but, being an adult she may become the victim of a horde of adventurers who know ex- actly what they want to do with her money, and; the law does not interfere. With her great income she could live in luxury, and have a quarter of a.million dollars a year with which to improve the condition of her race in the _ [seek to présétve.” , ms, —— sy ———F ——S =I . V. A.; HOLDING “DARK HORSE” IN SENATOR RACE? (Continued from Page 1) sembly or the -people, shall be void.” a “It is submitted that there is not a constitution in the land containing stronger oF more explicit words of limitation and. disqualification. It is entirely plain that the constitutional mventon knew the nature of the sub- ject with which it; was dealing. There is not a single word of doubt or equiv- ocation in the section quoted. It is submitted that it would be an act of bad faith for;dny judge ‘by ‘his act to call in question the interpretation of the fundamentaj law: ot the state, par- rly at a time like this. he security|of the state: does not depend upon its representation in dom of its judges from the ‘temptation to render selfserving. decisions. This singleness of, purpose is;what judges, lawyers and clients must odserve and “It ig.to be} hoped jthat, for, the good of the state the question af the eligi- bility of a judge fora political office will not be presented ‘at this time, when, it is so necessary to finally dis- pose of the senatorial issue here at home. What chance would an out- sider have, against.the present in- cumbent, who ;must, submit himself to the -voters-in June, ina contest staged before the senate committee on privileges and elections? “This judge for senator agitation is not the result of poverty of material off the bench. nests, and anything: that looks like the propaganda of league leaders.” Mr. McHarg in the first portion of: his letter comments on Gronna and McCumber as follows: i Eliminates Gronna and McCumber “The Jamestown convention will be called upon to consider the merits 0%} the various candidates for the office | of United States senator. If the dele-| gates to the ¢onvention are consistent } and aim to truly represent their con-.| sti{uencies they will not indorse a man for the senate who is identified with; the Nonpartisan league, nor will they in @ any man whose can- didacy will by any chance indirectly advance the interests of such men. This much.we may take for granted. Assuming that the premises stated correctly set forth the ‘position of those who supporied the recall let us examine the records of some of the men who are mentioned ‘for. the office of'senator. Mr. McCumber because of his incumbency of the office, must always come in for attention. It is} well established that for the past six yéarg he hag played a “hands oft” game with the league and went so far as to support the league leaders in the ‘recall-last fall. This. clearly elimin- ates him from consideration in the} convention. “Mr. Gronna’s announcement so far as it appears in the press, no part of which has been retracted, in the face of The Forum's al analysis of it, places Mr. Gronna in sympathy ‘with one wing of the league leadership. MOTHER, QUICK! GIVE 4 CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP i FOR CHILD’S BOWELS coaeed Even a sick child loves the “fruity” South. ‘She could éndow great charities, great industrial schools, and a multitude of lesser bene- | ficial organizations. But she is likely to do none! of these’ things. If her experience should parallel} that of other people thrown ‘suddenly into the| possession of great wealth with no training in| the care of huge sums of money, the coming years | of Lillie are likely to be marked bya series of ab-| surdities, as the millions melt away amid feath- ers and furs and jewels galore. i But why should not the law provide a reason-} able protection to all persons who fall under such | conditions 2«Chicago Journal of Commerce. | jis listless, cross, feverish, taste of “California Fig Syrup.” If the little tongue is coated, or if your chilu full of cold, or has colic, a teaspoonfull will never fail to open the bowels. In a few hours you can see for yourself how thorough- ly it works all the constipation poison, | sour bile and waste from the tender, little bowels and gives “you a_ well, playful child again. “ Millions of mothers Keep “California Fig Syrup” handy. They.-know a tea- spoonful today saves a sick child to- morrow. Ask your druggist for genu- ine “California Fig Syrup”..which has directions for babies amd children of all ages printed on bottle, Mother! You must say’ “California” or yon may get an imitation fig syrup, Let‘s. avoid mare’s \\, {You both out so you'll Adv, stay down.” BIRR There’s a trail that leads afar across the ocean, And a trail that leads to hidden yellow gold; There’s a trail that leads to Fames dominion, And a trail you take when you grow old. But the trail that to the heart’is dearest, “Is not the one that leads across the foam, Not the one that leads to fame and fortune, 'Tis the trail that takes you to your home. For the trail that leads afar-across the ocean, Has caught many luckless sailors in its snares; ‘And the trail that leads to Fames} dominions, Is beset with doubts, and fears and cares, But the trail that: leads you to your hearthstone, Where no shafts of pride and sin are hurled, Js the trail that.takes you back to Mother, ‘And the best trail in the wide wide world. eee It makes clear his attitude, which’ is| “Whose idea is it?” asked Nick ane of sympathy with the program of one branch of the league leaders.| ben trying everything in his power to it would seem that when he chose the| keep you from taking the record to the Jourier-News as the medium for pro- muigating his candidacy and his sub- sequent bid: for the Nonpartisan league convention . indorsement, that he hag placed himself in a position no more enviable from the standpoint of the delegates that will go to the Jamestown convention than is: the position of Mr. McCumber. The people of the State are not in such dire straits. that they must choose hetween the evils of McCumber league domination and Gronna league dom- ination. No sane man believes that the Republicans of the state will be required at the Jamestown conven- ‘tion to write their political epitaph.” Looks Like: Dark Horse This letter is construed in some circles to mean that the Jamestown convention will have a dark horse for senatorial honors.’ It is known that some favor Jerry Bacon, publisher of the Grand Forks Herald. Norman Black one of the most popular pub- lisher. in North Dakota, head of the Forum publishing company has, been mentioned ‘and Judge” Crawford ‘of inson: /is also “Go! plagrea among possibilities. “Fomnér Governor Hanna's name also is mentioned. Now that Gronna has come into the race and there is every evidence that the: managers of the I. V. A. have made, their peace with the Liederbach faction of the Nonpartisan League, the talk of a dark horse becomes more insistent. ‘McHarg,jit) will be ,remembered, sprung int jarominence, 4 y TV. AL circles whén he fought’ tlie Jamestown suit to havea reteiver named for the Bank of North Dakota. After the re- call election the suit died a natural death and MéHarg has been silent on state issues until this letter. Ancther indication of the renorted I, V. A-Liederbach faction ailiance is that some well known leaguers are now reed injtiative petitions for the chee hae CT ne | ADVENTURE OF | THE TWINS | - -—<—o By Olive Barton Roberts -Although Nancy and Nick tramped over the entire side of the Electric Mountain, hunting for the invisible ‘brook, not ai sign of it could they see. At last thcy grew very tired. “Oh, let’s give it up and go back to the path,” said Nancy. “I'd like to find the Eiderdown’ Mountain and lie down and take a sleep. Suddenly who should appear beside them ‘but. Kip, their littie: Brownie iriend, who ‘had found their galcshes for them. : ES “Oh, Kizpie, I’m so glad to see you,” said the little girl. “I'm so tired and I think we’re lost or something.» And we've had a lot of trouble.” “I suspected as much,” nodded Kip, “and that’s why I’m here. By this time, if all had gone well, you'd have been over Eiderdown Mountain and half way .over ‘Chocolate Mountain. Hey! ‘Watch out there! Don’t. sit down. . If you do you'll touch some of the electric flowers and get shocked. Then you never will get to the end of your journey. That’s the idea. To tire pit down and re (THE HOME TRAIL (Florence Bornet.) And the electric wires on this moun- full of heart interest and well sus- N pr Ne AN en mn nT wc drowsily, “Whose idea is anything? Who has Princess Therma? Why Twelve Toes, the Sorcerer, of course.” *“But'we heard a brook,’ Nancy started to tell him, “and we—” “Yes, I know. you heard a. brook,” Kip interrupted. “And there isn’t any brook on this mountain any more than there’s a cow in the moon. That’s why I’m here. “When I got your galoshes from the Sorcerer’s cave! lost a suspender but- ton and went back to get it. “And what do you think that old Sorcerer was doing? Pouring water from one kettle into another and back again, right in front of his telepione. tain caught the sound—there’s a tele- phone up in every tree that you can’t sce—and it sounded exactly like a mountain ‘brook to you. Old Twelve Tocs is probably listening to what I'm telling you this very minute, Won't he be mad!” WORE See eS CAPITOL THEATER “Beyond the Rainbow,” enacted by a ‘matchless cast including many of the best known ‘headliners of the screen, will be shown for the last timeg today at the Capitol Theater. It is one of the biggest achievements recorded to the credit of Wm. Christy Cabanne, the prominent. director, and is distributed by R-C. Pictures. Among those in the cast are Harry Morey, Helen Ware, Lillian (Billie) Dove, Rose Coghiaz, Macey Harlam, Wil- liam Tooker, Marguerite Courtot, Di- ana Allen, Edmund Breese, George Fawcett, James Harrison, Huntly Gor-| don; Virginia Lee and Clara Bow, big | beauty contest winners; Charles Craig and Walter Miller. It tells a story tained mystery, in which a beautiful young girl, impersonated by Miss Dove—a famous Follies beauty—wins enduring happiness because of her un- shaken faith and -courage through a long, hard fight against odds. ‘ “THE SHEIK” AT THE ELTINGE. From the great interest displayed in the announcement that “The Shiek” was to be shown in ‘Bismarck, there is little doubt that the-picture is one of the year’s most successful photoplays. The novel by Edith M. Hull is a story: of the Sahara desert and is now num- bered as one of the best sellers in the literary market. The role of the Arabian tribal chief- tain, Sheik Ahmed Ben Hassan, is por- trayed by (Rudolph Valentino, the handsome young actor who sprung into instant popularity by his work in “The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.” He is a romantic actor and makes a per- fect picture a’ the colorful warrior- lover of the desert wastes. Agnes Ayres, the newly created, Paramount star, plays the featured: lead—the haughty lish girl who is captured ‘by the Shelk’and forced to do his bid- ding. The story tells of the strange love between these two characters and the many vicissitudes which are under- gone before a perfect understanding is finally established between them. “The Sheik” is the attraction at the Fitinge for Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, matinges and evenings. 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