The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, March 13, 1922, Page 4

ens PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUN® ( ' MONDAY, MARCH 18, 1922 © THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Eeseen Sa See ee Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., a8 Second Class Matter. GEORGE D. MANN : - : : Editor ja hedding their beards, All because “Bluebeard”? y Foreign Representatives 5 Landru had a magnificent display of whiskers of cunhea Ss LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY DETROIT plain and fancy variety when he went to ‘the guil- Marquette Bldg. PAYNE/ BURNS AND SMITH NEWYORK -°> - - = i Fifth Ave. Bldg. WHISKERS BECOME POPULAR. After centuries of popularity, whiskers suddenly become unpopular in France. Dapper Frenchmen Kresge Bldg. | lotine. of unfathonable S. Curious study is psychol » MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Fress is exclusively entitled to the use |depths, always furnishing surpris Styles are expressions of freakish kinks in the tor republication of all news dispatches credited to it OF |i iman brain. Hrederick the Great put sharp brass | not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local aews published herein, A All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. child ta hc A a a Se Lr Ro MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN AN ras STRAPHANGERS Bismarck)... ree A seat for every passenger on subwa ** 6.00 vated trains during rush hours. Daily by carrier, per year..........++ ‘ Daily by. mail, per year (in Bismarck). Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota...... asiceete ceG THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) > REPUBLICANS SHOULD UNITE | buttons on his soldiers’ Suffs to prevent using sleeve ys and ele- This is the goal of the transit commission of New York City. Tt already is done in many German towns. A considerable fraction of street car patrons i would be willing to pay double or triple fare for the guaranty ofa seat. Seats could be sold by numbered ‘ It is. probably DECERSATY: under existing condi-| (j¢kets, same as in a theater, sale stopping when all tions for, all Republicans’ who believe in the ideals) nats were engaged. of American government as reflected by the na-| tional Republican administration to get together and seek a way out of the present crisis that con- fronts the state: The I. V. A. by the very nature of its structure | cannot -participate..in the selection of candidates for United States senator, although that body has sought by inuendo, suggestion, and manipulation to dictate to both Republican and Democrats who the nominees shall be. It devolves then upon some party official in power to eall Republicans together in an effort to com- pose their’ @ifferences and to secure a ticket that will be victorious. If that cannot be done, then there will be as ‘many tickets in the field as there are factions and it takes little imagination under the primary system to know what will happen. Senator McCumber on the strength of his record is entitled to another term backed by the solid sup- port of Republicans. ‘There is every evidence, how- ever, of a drive against Senator McCumber by the men wno control the I. V. A. organization. The most radical of these are saying openly: “We will defeat him with a Republican if pos- sible, but failing at the primaries, we will wheel. in line behind a Democrat in November and see if that plan of attack will work.’’ Anything to defeat McCumber is the ery of some of the Mugwump leaders. Those interested, in harmonizing factions in the Republican party. should give such party feudists short shrift. Many of them are clamoring for the I. V. A. convention at Jamestown, which of course Running part of the street cars like this might put many financially crippled transportation com- | panies back on their feet. Street car Pullman ser- | viee will come. \ FREE MOVIES In one year, more than 1,000,000 American farm- ers have § en the free moving picture shows fur- nished by the Department of Agriculture. The sub- jects of the films are educational all the way from building silos to getting rid of ticks. In developing the movie .as an educational de- vice, the farm will lead the city. That is natural, for the farmer works first, plays jafterward. Most city people are less productive. They work chiefly to attain the one end, pleasure. The Lineoln Highway Association reports 327 miles of new construction added to the highway in 1921. brs This is’ good news, for good ‘paved roads and rail- ways now are the arteries of distribution. Their. cost, though, is terrific. That would be the great advantage of shifting traffie to airplanes—no roads to pave, no pave- ments to repair, no steel rails to lay and replace, no ballasting of rail beds. REFORESTATION In New York state the forestry conservation com- lmission has 130,000 fast-growing baby trees. It of- fers these at very low prices, as part of the reforesta- McCumber’s friends regard naturally with consid-|tion program. erable distrust. - Former Senator Gronna wants the nomination ‘yom the I. V. A. organization and at this writing seems the most powerful contender for that distine- tion. He is working as hard for the I. V. A. endorse- ment as he did for the Nonpartisan endorsement when he was persona grata with Townley and Lemke. : But as Republicans these factional differences should be composed in the interest of party sue There is only one man who can call.a conference in the present exigency and that is Gunder Olson of Fargo, Republican national committeeman. It is not possible to get action through the Re- publican state central committee chairman as he is a nonpartisan leaguer. If it were not for that fact, -he would be the logical man to call a conference of “Republicans to talk over party matters. o On the other hand is Burleigh Spalding, and the Tribune has no quarrel with him, but he is as un- acceptable to a large body of Republicans as the ‘Republican chairman selected under. the election laws who happens to be an out and’ out leaguer, as Spalding is an out and out I. V. A. He is a hand- picked chairmap oi;the Republican wing of the 1 V.A. ; : : This situation then throws Republicans by sheer logie back to Gunder Olson, National Committee- man, who was endorsed at two Bismarck conven- tions of Republicans representing all shades of fac- tions opposed to the Nonpartisan league regime. Olson wag also sglected at a Republican primary. The Tribune. offers this merely in the interests of harmony. If the Republican ranks are to be divided in the primaries, it is not very: hard to foretell the results. : Let the national committeeman call a meeting of | Republicans and let the test of a Republican be one who will sign the national platform adopted at Chicago upon which the Republican party fought its national campaign. That platform surely is ae-/ * F y ‘of architects and contractors, of laxity and per-! functory performance, if not outright neglect of , ceptable to all republicans for purposes of seating delegates in the convention. The convention itself could decide what to do in the formulation of a state program. Contention may be so bitter ‘in the Republican ranks that no convention truly representative of the party can be-held. If such a situation develops, the state will be left to the tender mercies of the primary. No faction need delude itself into think- ing that jt will have a.clear track. If the I. V. A. without interference from a mugwump. organization which is out for its mess of pottage and -to do, ven; geance upon its political enemies. ‘ Currency has to be pretty: elastic to go around ¥ The states or national government could solve ‘the vanishing-forest ‘problem quickly by giving laway young trees to all willing to plant them. Who can resist something for nothing? Few. With the movie stars, fortune is their misfor- itune. EDITORIAL REVIEW Comments reproduced in this column may or may not express the opinion of The Tribune. They are presented here in order that our readers may have both sides of important issucs which are being discussed in the presse of the day. DESERVES ANOTHER TERM * Senator McCumber deserves much credit and consideration for the fight he has put up in Con- |gress to secure seed for North Dakota. He has ikept posted on the conditions and the needs of his ‘home state and has been working incessantly to iget an appropriation that would bring relief. The \fact that he is a senior senator and occupies the ‘chairmanship of the most important senate com- ‘mittee assisted him in getting an appropriation ithrough. ae A junior senator would not get very far with an ‘appropriation these times. Senator McCumber jhas reached a position in the senate of prominence ‘and influence\and it would be folly for North Da- ‘kota to think of replacing him with a new man, ‘who would have no prestige in the senate. Mc- \Cumber is in a position where he can do some- |thing for North Dakota. It is a good plan to let well enough alone and give him another term.— ‘The Carson Press.. ! TOO MUCH TRUST IN INSPECTION | Findings of the coroner’s jury on the Knicker- ibocker theater disaster in Washington are what jwas to have been expected. They tell of efforts iat cheapness at, the expense of safety on the part ‘duty on the part of officials.. Authorities agree) that even the unusual weight of snow that fel] on {the fatal night would not have endangered a well- built roof, in which the requirements of law had been followed. Flimsy, showy construction gave way: to only slight pressure. ‘One of the worst faults of the system by which the lives of people depend on the fidelity of a host’ | : “at ‘|of inspectors is thus exposed. .A false sense of start to gum up the cards for their political oppo-'secyrity is inspired by a code of regulations and —Luke 6:41. nents, their cards too will be badly mixed. The by the appointment of officials to enforce it. Un-i crisis calls for cool heads on the part of Republicans Jegs these officials are held to ‘strict performance blaming his rashness and labeling his ‘of their duty and to strict accountability for their delinquencies, people who frequent public build- ings would better trust to their own judgment as to whether owners, architects and builders will erect sound structures, for trust in inspectors may _ lead them into deathtraps.—Portland Oregonian, ¢ i | LET US BE DONE WITH THIS BULLDOZING | MANDAN NEWS _| Josephine Zahn Leads School © Class Average i’ The grade averages of the fourth ‘period in the Mandan_ high scaool ‘which began the latter -part of Jan- uary show some of the leaders of other periods ‘still ‘holding the honors. A number of the studetts have been nosed out'of their former places by a few tenths in the averages but prac tically the*same ones~are holding the five high’ places in’ their feapective ‘asses... Principal Bergeim completed e averages y&sterday. The girls seem to have a monopoly on the high mafks as the records show that of the-twehty*féaders in the four high school classes’ there are only three, boys? 1 . The five students holding the four high avePages ‘for the whole school, out of 235 students}are: Josephine Zahn," first. Rose Hopfauf and’ Marie McGinnis second. Alice Wilkinson, taird. / Margaret Stein. Josephine Zahn ‘held the high hon ors the last time the records wer: made public, * *' dl Following are the names and ave: ages of the five high in each of th four classes: ‘Seniors: Everett Peterson, 95.2 Michael Tokach, 95; Ruth Walter: on Esther Rask, 89; Agnes Butjer Juniors: Josevhine Zahn, 96.25 Marie McGinnis, 95.75; Margaret Stei~ 95.5; Ruth ‘Walker, 92.33; Clara Wal” er, 92.25, ., Sophomores: Lillie Christensen, 9-' ‘Palma Fristad, 92.2b; Eva Collis, 91.7 Evelyn Wray, 90.25; Howard Shaw, 9 Freshmen: Rose’ ‘Horfauf, 99.7" Alice Wilkinson, 95.66; Martha Bigg 95.25; Magdalen Schant, 94.75; Edr Blaich, 94.75. ‘Mr. and Mrs. ‘George A. Dailey r- turned on Saturday from Long Beacl California, where they have bee! spending the winter. I, C. Iverson has returned from Mi!" nesota, where he has ibeen visitiny relatives for the fast ten days. Mr. and Mrs. James Kunkel and fam ily left yesterday for Montpelier, Ohio to make their future home. Mr, Ku» kel, who has been in the employ o* | the Vallancey Hardware store will er into the farming business in ‘Ohio. = : Albert Bates of St. Paul, Minn., is | visiting in Mandan, having been calle? |there by the illness of his brother James. [LEARN A WORD | | EVERY DAY | c; = Today's word is PSYCHOSIS, .It’s pronounced —sye-koe-sis, with accent on the second syllable. . It means—a disease of the mind, a mental disorder, It comes from Greek “psyche,” the | soul. 4: It’s used like this—“Most of those who commit suicide are afflicted with | a form of psychosis.” A THOUGHT FOR TODAY | |\-— ae eee i Why beholdest thou the mote that ic in thy brother's cye, but perceivest |° i not the beam that is in thine own cye? While we are coldly discussing. 2 man’s career, sneering at his mistak opinions, that man in his solitude perhaps sciedding hot tears becau: his sacrifice is a hard one, becau strength and patience are failing hit ito speak the difficult word, and to The difficult decd—George Eliot. Wagner, the great compos- | Richard s.the youngest of nine children. ne “py FAITH AND UNFAITH (Florence Borner.) “I love my love, and my love loves me,” ‘ ‘Sang the robin up in the apple tree, _As he gaily. flitted in-and out, Where the flick’ring shadows played about { The nest of his mate in ecstacy— “J love my love, and my love loves me.” “I love my love, and my love loves me,” % Came the droning call of the bumble bee, As he sipped the wine from the pearly cup Of the lily bell, ere sheiclosed it up; : And, the chorus rang from each leafy‘ tree: “T love my love, and’my love loves me.” But the maid with a daisy sat in the sun, Pulling the petals one by one; Softly she’d sigh, then cast each away, Over and over one thing she’d say; \. ‘And, these, were.-her words in. that garden spot:° “He loves me—he, loves me not.” | AT THE THEATERS The Capitol In an exciting story that. skips jlithely from New Orleans in carnival ime to New York’s Gay. Waite Way ind thence to the gaming. nralls cf lonte Carlo, Dorothy Dalton, thé pret- y Paramount star, will be seen at the ‘apito] theater tonight and tomorrow. the picture is “A Romantic Adven- uress,” adapted from a popular novel vy Charles ‘Belmont Davis. Miss Dalton has the role of a danc- ng girl who is: being exploited by a trivolous-minded mother for her own yurposes. AS Queen of the Carnival, he star introduces some startling new steps and later repeats her success on ne Broadway stage. At a college foot- yall game, She.encounters a man who is;the absolute opposite of the repre- sentatives of the sex with whom her nother has, been urging her to asso- siate, Later, when she is about to be ‘orced into an uncongenial match with rich Italian, wao woes her at Monte Sarlo, the football man reappears, and 4 dramatic game of love against trick- % KNOW (T CovoRn SWUIND ery is Played to a surprising conclu- sion, Charles Meredith’ is Miss. Dalton’s leading man, and the picture was di- rected by Harley Knoles. ° The Eltinge One of the best pictures dealing with gay and irresponsible modern youth ever screened. This'is “Enchant- ment,” a Cosmopolitan-Paramount pic- ture starring ‘Marion Davies. It is a story of a modern girl “flapper” who believes in having a gcod time and has it. Her parents cannet understand her, ‘but she understands them jn one word—old-fashioned. They are not quite st Slow as she imagines, for when the father decides to take her in hand he does so thoroughly. How the girl, Ethel, reacts tae regimen and what happens to the father’s carefully laid plans, compose the 2igh spots of the story. It is the best picture in which Miss Davies has been seen for a long time and it has an absoluttly interesting story. The picture was directed by Robert G. Vignola, and it’s based on Frank R. Adams’ story “Man-handling Ethel.” The support was excellent. Oa ovo (ut eee (2 ES cS . There are children’ in New York whe think birds and flowers grow on ats. Once they married drinking men to !reform them; now, they marry drink- ing men to find where tiey get it. Laughing yourself to feath is bet- ter than worrying your head off. Golf is easier to play than to speak. Health hint: ~ Six months in jail is great for reducing. i ‘Chauncey Depew says he’ is 88 and has’ never seen, a ball game. If he would see one Mr. Depew might not say he was 88. ‘Lots’ of them are fine cooks if you can live on salads and fudge. Hl —_ ‘Cold baths may be fine; but you never hear a cold bather kicking. about spring coming. Not much difference between an ala- baster brow and an ivory dome. SONA | It is ebs};'to find the best man on earth, He i the’ one your' wife could have married\ and didn’t.’’ waves will not be so wild this year. One ‘of our 49,000 British lecturers finds Americans tne “coldest and most distant people on earta.” What about the Eskimos? It’s hard to keep a cook—even when you are married’ to her, “Babe” makes more than Harding. Ruth is stranger than fiction. When it’s love at first sight, it pays to look a second time. “College students get drunk at dances,” finds a prof. How can you tell a drunk person at a dance? Soft soap turned away wrath. ‘Perhaps the man who fell from a seventh-story windows and lived fell inside. “Chinese remove shoes before en- tering their houses.” Why don’t they get homé at a decent hour? Some folks can make everything ex- cept ends meet. : A man in the Andes knows where 2 live. plesiosaraus lives. Bet its next door to the pink elephants. Cheer up! April showers will say it wita flowers. . Washington reports the public debt grew to $90,000,000 last month; but what’s a few millions wagn we can’t pay them? , A fine way to teach a small boy to fight is to make him wear a red tie to school. Originators of national prune week. seem full of their subject. | ADVENTURE OF | THE TWINS, | — By Olive Barton Roberts Mr. Pim Pim and Kip listened to the Twins’ story and how they had lost their way bn’ ‘te’ Glass Moun- tain. see ae : “It's clear to be seen,” said Pim Pim finally, “that you'll need help, my young friends, for you ‘have passed over the two easiest mountains of the lot. The five ahead grow harder in turn until you come to the last. And youll be lucky indeed ‘if you can get past it.” i “What are the other mountains?” aa | | EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO} ssi te ag ey WELL, EVERETT, HERE ITIS— PLUS MONDAY. AGAIN I are the Blectric Mountain, the Eider- down Mountain, the Chocolate Moun- tain, the Five-and-¥en-Cent Store Mountain, and the Mountain-That- Isn’t-There.” “They all sound nice enough,” said Nick. “Well, just wait and see,” said Kip wagging his head. “It’s too bad. you didn’t get some of the rubber off Rubber Mountain to tie onto the soles of. your shoes,” “Because you. can’t step on the Electric Mountain without getting shocked. And every time you get a shock, you fall down and roll off. The result is, you never get over it.” answered Mr. Pim Pim. “Unless you have rubber or glass to walk on.” “Oh!” said Nancy suddenly, think- ing of something. “If we only had our galoshes, Nick! We left them in the Sorcerer’s Cave.” ‘igaloshes! In Cave!” cried Kip. ““Oh, then, here’s where I come in. It won't take me long, with a couple of dozen Brownie helpers, to dig an underground tun- nel right to the place and get them for you. You see I used to be 90 mischievous and did so much harm, thdt I'm spending the rest of my tife doing good deeds,” ¥ “The shovel ‘is in the Enchanted the ‘Socrerer’s {Cupboard,” said Mr. Pim Pim. ‘‘Here’s the key.” Off started Kip to gather Brownies to help him dig a tunne] and get the much-needed galoshes. (To Be Continued.) (Copyright, 1922, NEA Service) | ANNOUNCEMENT. I hereby announce myself as a can- didate for shcriff of Burleigh county at the June, 1922, primaries. | am a Re- | publican and have been a resident of | Burleigh county for thirty-nine years. If nominated and elected | promise to give honest and faithful service. Swill. very much appreciate any sup port given to me, vb. KELLY, With bathing suits censored the , | ee